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jesse watters along with judge jeanine pirro, harold ford, jr., shannon bream and gg. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five". ♪ liberals attacking elon musk for simply seeing the carnage at the border. the billionaire going where joe biden refuses and live streaming his trip to eagle pass texas on x. the town gets routinely bombarded by thousands of illegal immigrants, the tesla ceo getting a tour from republican congressman tony gonzalez and they say it's not just women and children crossing. >> what we're seeing here are, in some case somes pretty extreme individuals coming through. >> sure. >> obviously not stressing everyone is like this but we're talking about a guy who came through who had face tattoos including tears. >> yes. >> tattooed on his face. the tear, when somebody tattoos

a tear it means that they have murdered someone. >> yeah. >> and they are so proud of having murdered someone that they tattoo a -- one tier on their face for every person they kill. is that correct. >> that's exactly right. >> and this person just claimed asylum. >> claimed asylum. >> and we let them in. >> let them in. >> most likely if they were murdering people somewhere else and proud of it they will continue that tradition. >> exactly right. >> redingable the liberal media and democrats are freaked out musk is exposing biden's border crisis and msnbc anchor says how dare law enforcement host the billionaire and aoc trying to snitch on the republican congressman who showed elon around the border. while liberals bash musk for going there others like this squad rep are flat-out denying there's a problem at all. >> no doubt about it, our border is secure, and we are in the midst of humanitarian crisis and we have to fix a broken system. >> wait, you think it is secure? you think the border is secure

or it is not secure. >> yes, the boarder is secure. >> but if you have millions of undocumented migrants coming into the country how is the border secure? >> jake, this is not a new crisis. >> it just seems like just such a refusal to acknowledge reality. >> jesse: so, greg, why do you think the press is mad that musk is doing the job they should be doing? >> greg: i just love jake's expression there, looks like he's smelling something really bad. if fox goes to the border, nobody follows. the media doesn't follow, right? they don't have to because it's fox. but if musk goes, it's news. he's fly paper to these lazy saps and he knows it. this is the only way it can happen. because musk is like a trump substitute for their routine of mockery for the time being, he knows that if he goes to the border, they will follow him. but when they do the story, it's not about the border, it is a now musk is at the border. so what do these finger

snifferers report on? you have to read the headline, his live streaming was riddled with glitches and he wore his cowboy hat backwards, that's their investigative reporting. if you don't like how he's doing it, why don't you do it you d bags? why don't you do your job so he doesn't have to go. but you won't. so he goes and now you cover it. musk is essentially fulfilling a role that for the last three years has been vacant. president. he's on the forefront of speech. he's on the forefront of immigration. he's on the forefront of presidential rights while our so-called commander in chief is renovating his house using money from china. so he's stepping up because apparently our commander in chief doesn't give a damn. he does. the bigger story now is, because he's doing this, the government is targeting him. they're going after him. they're suing him based on stuff that he's not even aware of. and the reason is, they know he's immune because he's the world's richest man so they're going the use their legion of

operatives and min drones take him down and limit his speech. he's the most dangerous person this the world to the democrats and to the left and he's also the most porches piece on the chess board and they have to take him out rather than just simply listening to them, they have to destroy him. if he were a leftist he would be safe but unfortunately in order to have free speech and be able to speak truth to power, you've got to be a billionaire. >> jesse: maybe musk should go here and look at the migrant settlements. maybe he should go to the san francisco homeless tents. we should just send him everywhere and then the media has to report on it. >> judge jeanine: well, did you hear that mayor adams in new york city is apparently he's got signs out saying if you're an immigrant you're better off going to a more affordable city. okay? as if we are paying for their housing, their education, their medication and everything they need. look, the truth is that elon musk is an immigrant who is a self-made billionaire, who has a company in texas, who has every

right to go to the border. and the truth is, that the democrats are not going to the border. and when elon goes to the border, then the press goes to the border. and they just don't want border to be seen. and amazingly joe biden is in arizona at the same time and won't go anywhere near the border. and so, you know, the only time that aoc, who's making fun of both elon and the congressman who took him there is in 2019 when she did this fake, she was crying because, you know, she thought the children were in cages. that's because donald trump was the president. she hasn't been there since. you know, this is such a political back and forth. and iyonna presley with jake tapper, they gas light us and look at us and say of course the border is secure, this is a humanitarian crisis. jay johnson the head of homeland security in 2019 says we now know what a thousand illegals look like.

when we get to 4,000 a day then we're not going to be able to handle it. right now we're at 10,000 a day and we cannot handle it. >> jesse: when the fires ripped through maui all the networks went, cnn went, msnbc went because that's a sexy location and they can stay at a nice place. it's very difficult to fly from new york and dc down to south texas down to the border. they don't want go there's nowhere nice to stay the back drop's not good. this has a lot to do with it harold >> harold: great to be with you. anyone has the right to go you know and anyone who says otherwise is just wrong. it reminds me when i listened to my friend congresswoman from massachusetts, and she's a friend. but when republicans, when guns, something has with a gun and some republican says there's no gun issue we don't have to react it toment i think that's wrong. and when a democrat says there's nothing going on at the border

it's secure that's not credible. we have a challenge at our border and we've got to deal with it. i appeal to my friends, old friends and those i didn't serve with in congress don't shut the government down the next day or so or if you do car have out funding for law enforcement including the border officials for all those concerned about it. put the politics aside. if they miss a paycheck or we go a day or two over the problem could worsen. the problem's been screaming at us for a long time. by the way i like that fred perry. >> greg: thank you >> jesse: greg fetterman >> harold: finding ways to reform the asylum process i think will hurt this republican running for president has said well you have to reverse that. you don't automatically get to come in because you're applying. that's one of the legal issues shannon knows well that you have to address and you have to figure out how you have some of these law enforcement agencies into these other countries, the ones that aren't corrupt or have government challenges but i push

back on anyone that says elon musk doesn't have the right to go to the border. i think you're right he ought to go to chicago and talk about crime and san francisco and talk about crime and some place go and talk race relations as well might help solve those problems. >> jesse: he's shown leadership. when you have these democrats on your sunday show do you ask them is the border secure, when they say it is, what do you say. >> shannon: here's the thing there have been democrats saying it's not secure, henry cuellars the congressman from defensive coordinators, and i find it hard any members of congress say a texas congressman shouldn't be talking about the border. this is a nonstop issue why wouldn't they be drawing attention to it? >> jesse: and the richest man in the world is in texas and wants to see it you're going to go. >> shannon: you're going to show him. by elon being down there doesn't box out anybody else. anybody can see it for themselves. and they've been creative trying to get the attention of the white house. there's a piece of legislation one from texas, one from new york and what they're saying is

these cities like new york city which is now getting overwhelmed cannot ask for federal funding if they declared themselves sanctuary cities. you can't make that deck raration draw people in and now say you need money. so these members are congress are going to try to attack it anyway they can and that includes getting attention. >> jesse: how do you know if the cowboy hat's backwards. >> greg: i have no idea, that's what they're claiming. >> jesse: he's probably wrong. he probably had it on the right way. coming up spicy meat ball the instagram who posted about the philly riots is now begging for cash. ♪

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♪ >> shannon: meet ball the social media influencer who gleefully live streamed the smash and grab in philly is now begging for mercy after getting busted. vertebrae son thieves ransacking everything from liquor at least 61 people have been arrested

countless businesses destroyed, the district attorney's office claims meatball whose real name is dash a blackwell allegedly used her social media platform to encourage people to engage in looting at several location durings the first night of chaos. she's been charged with six felonies. >> everybody must eat. everybody must eat. everybody must eat! record this, record this! free iphones! free iphones! >> shannon: new york post claims meatball is begging fans for cash after she got bailed out of jail and says she's been traumatized after spending a night there. >> i just want to say thanks to everybody that, you know, carry -- i'm scared, i'm traumatized. never again in my life. like seriously. i'm tired. >> they put the cheese sandwiches up in the vent just so the air can stop coming in

the cell. like... everybody screaming welcome home now go bless your girl. >> shannon: and meatball's grandmother is also weighing in. >> what goes through my mind as a grandmother is i'm very ashamed. i'm very ashamed to see my child there at that time. number one, she could have gotten hurt. so this is a chance for her to give herself another chance in life, to use whatever influence that they think that she has had on these people, to use it for some type of influence in the city for something positive. >> shannon: grandma also wants her to make a public apologies, grandma's not having it. judge i spent time as jail but i was there as a young person because my late father was a law enforcement officer and he took me there as a kid, take a good look around. i think i got the meatball treatment before she got it because once you've been there you don't want to go back. >> judge jeanine: you don't want

to go back and six felonies. >> shannon: that's not a joke. >> judge jeanine: it's not from conspiracy to burglary criminal mischief receipt of stolen property along with disorderly conduct. look, she was egging people on and apparently the police found out about this because it was on social media. and i think cops need to be on social media a little more to find out what these people are doing. i have no sympathy for her. look, if she's scared -- by the way, she wants money to, quote, get her toes painted. i think she thinks one night in jail was traumatic and if she does, good. maybe she won't try to encourage people to commit these kinds of crimes. if all it takes is for people to go to jail, we ought to do it universally and not stop pussy footing around. >> shannon: listen she talks a tough game but when you see her mug shot there were tears running down letter face. jesse and i spent time on her social media today. i want to -- went down a rabbit hole and i was very entertained, for better or worse but she has meatball merch now a whole

section with her mug shot pulling a donald trump on this thing. >> jesse: she said she was traumatized by jail, i was traumatized by meatball's instagram. she's naked all over instagram. she's puffing on it. she's disgusting. i'm so ashamed. i'm more ashamed than grandma meatball of meatball and we aren't even related. i'm surprised with someone with the nickname meatball has gotten herself into trouble. this is not an innocent meatball. she's not just documenting this like a reporter or citizen journalist she's glam rising it doing the color commentary. we've got to eat. i looked at meatball she's had enough to eat. now grandma meatball needs to give her a whooping because at first i thought grandma had her head on straight and i think grandma could be tougher. if she needs money for bail or the bondsman shushed ask biden harris because we know they like to bail out the rioters.

selling mug shot ts is smart you can tell she has capitol interest like trump, that's now for sell for $50, meatball.com. aim sickened these are 60 arrests and these aren't children. a lot were adults. so if you're a young black man or woman in philadelphia and now you have probably a felony conviction. you're never going to get a job after that. and these corporate spots are bending over backwards to give people job and you can get in these companies and you get promoted and you get a great life. now i'm not so sure. and it's too bad because they're lowering the expectations for society. if you have the world ahead of you and you're 18, 19, and your family tells you, you know what? best thing you got is probably to loot a liquor store, that sounds like a good weekend, that's never going to get you out of where you are right now. we have to raise expectations because right now they're about as low as the basement. >> shannon: well, here is what a

little bit more of what meatball's had to say in the wake of this. whatever i have to do to remain humble and live another life i will, i will never see jail again. harold do you think meatball has a promising future? she is a capitalist >> harold: i think she learns something. there's something to be found humorous in anything but i was pleased to see her grandmother say what she said because my grandmother, my mom, my dad, would be ashamed of me if i were to do this, i would have probably wanted to stay in jail for a couple days instead of going home to my parents because of kind of accountability i would have gotten at home. the other issue is these ra tail stores and i hope they should change laws, they ought to be able to have armed guards at some places. >> they did. >> i think insurance companies ought to work with them so they don't get in trouble for this. this is unacceptable. we say this around this table. greg has been probably the loudest and most constructive advocate about this for a while. and this is in your home town.

this is unbelievable that we continue to see this day after day after day. all of the network morning shows, the cable morning news shows all start with these smash and grabs and now we are -- this young lady and i hope she is -- capitalism so she can make money off of whatever she wants to make money off of but i hope she learned from this and i hope people influenced by her listen to her and don't do this either again, hope they don't ever do it but if they're doing it i hope they stop as well. >> shannon: greg jesse worries the felony convictions because that can stain you for life. >> it should. >> shannon: but she's so young and a lot of these people are ung why. but in philly i'm not sure with the prosecutorial framework that these people will have felonies. >> greg: no they probably wouldn't. there should be public shaming when you loot an area you should return to the area and be forced to wear an obvious jumpsuit and you should be cleaning and repairing the places that you

destroy. we don't do that we should do that. she says she's sorry but you can't be sorry about an activity that you're capitalizing on. if you were truly sorry you wouldn't be selling merchandise or if you would you would be giving people who need it. how soon -- she is kind of charming -- before she gets a seat on the view? because i think she would fit in really well there. the thing about her never wanting to go to jail again, that is really an important piece to this. because we don't send people to jail anymore for that experience. and, like you said through your father, you saw jail, we grew up watching scared straight, people saw prison and they said, i ain't going back there. we live in a time where no cash bail has eliminated that possibility so that people just, i can take 900 bucks, i get released. i never actually get inside. you need to get these people inside. you need to get the suspect to learn what it is like to be there. this is a microcosm of what's

happening in our society right now. we're incentivizing bad behavior and removing disinsent he was for bad behavior because now you get rewarded. she acted like she was returning from war, thank you everybody. she was like a ticker tape parade on instagram. the other thing, too, i've got to -- you know, when you think about okay, we need to like raise the bar and talk to these kids or whatever, they might all be lost causes. because she -- a lot of these people are victims of our public education system, they're mindless and untethered to the real world. the public education system is producing these individuals by the thousands. >> jesse: and the parents >> harold: you don't think she should get a second chance. >> shannon: i do. >> greg: but i worry that like we lose generation -- if you don't get them between the ages of eight and 15, you don't get them and that's the problem. we saw that during the clamp down and we saw it -- you know, we look at the teachers unions we're not helping any of these kids so this is what they consider to be fun and rewarder

entertainment >> harold: it would work for a segment. >> shannon: i don't think i would work well in jail myself. i would want the judge to come with me and lay down the law. >> judge jeanine: we wouldn't be in jail. >> shannon: i will lead a bible study. >> jesse: man getting sex changes to save time with you schon son. >> shannon: they will all be invited to the bible study. up next the liberal activist says the senate dress code says fetterman putting on a suit can actually hurt the transgender community. we'll explain. ♪

♪ i ain't here for a long time ♪ . >> judge jeanine: senator slob is suiting upment john fetterman forced to act like an adult for once in his life. america's man child had to ditch his shorts and hoodie for a suit

and tie after the senate reversed chuck schumer's decision to dumb down the dress code specifically for him. here's fetterman explaining why he feels so compelled to dress like he's coming from the gym. >> why do you not wear a suit? what is your reason for dressing like, wearing a hoodie and shorts and dressing like -- >> comfort basically. and, you know, it's kind of hard to find suits, you know, you know, kind of, you know, this size, too. >> judge jeanine: and now fetterman's sloppy saga gets even more ridiculous. a liberal activist is slamming the senate dress code as discriminatory against transgender individuals. so if you are trans, does the resolution require you to dress a certain way? who is the ar ba for of who counts as a man for a resolution. of course jesse we have to get into the trans and who a man is

in the middle of this ridiculous discussion that we're in the middle of regarding this slob. >> jesse: guarantied the next senator from california will be trans. could be adam schiff. >> whoa. >> jesse: snow excuse. i've seen the nba draft, qua on and i see guys 6'10" 250 pound looking clean tailored suits. gisele can take him to the king of prussia mall and get him fitted it's not an excuse. he wants to be comfortable. so do it. but do i wear sweats to work? no, greg does. it's also he has no self respect. if you respect yourself you don't dress like that. he doesn't respect us either and it is he a fraud because he went to harvard and has lived with his parents. he's not a working class guy he never worked with his hands been a politician his whole life. and middle class guys when it comes to wearing a suit, funeral wedding banquet, they put on a

suit and tie. he can do the same thing. >> judge jeanine: shannon how out of touch was schumer and why could you think schumer did that when the resolution reversing schumer's decision allowing people to dress like that was unanimous. >> shannon: seemed like that was an issue that did not need to be an issue, it was a non-issue. i don't know there was positioning that we feed to make sure shorts can be worn in the senate but there was a slap back bipartisan and like you said it was unanimous. what i like is it basically says business attire has to be worn on the floor of the senate which for men shall include coat tie and other long pants. i think it was interesting they didn't go to the female. 25 members of the senate are females but they're not going to outline -- dress code by jesse we might have to call hr. >> jesse: stop. >> shannon: they didn't want to touch the women's wardrobes, so this was kind of led by senator

joe manchin he'll be on fox news sunday so this will be the first question i ask him about one of the important issues in washington. >> judge jeanine: we should be able to say high heels aren't comfortable but we wear them. >> shannon: darn right. >> greg: tell me about it. >> judge jeanine: oh, greg. is it tough when you wear the heels? >> greg: that's why i only wear them on the weekends because taking the subway, as in every man, it hurts. half laugh. >> shannon: if you see --. >> judge jeanine: do you want to add anything to that before --. >> greg: okay, sure. i think it's weird this is their limit, this is the thing that sets them off is the dress code. we've had, you know, child mutilation. we have millions of illegals. but, no, he didn't wear a tie, that's a big deal. if decorp. is so vital maybe extend that concern to our streets if you saw what's going on out there instead of being in the chamber you would know there's beg big problems. this also shows how screwed up their privates are and how they don't understand how a system

should benefit the most people and not just the smallest percentage. you know, this guy claims it's over confident. he should have said it's more about his safety because that's the key thing. i don't feel safe in a suit. but they're changing, they wanted to change an entire tradition over one guy. what does that sound like, right? changing sports for a tiny percentage. changing the military for a tiny percentage. changing bathrooms for a tiny percentage. it reveals a mix of spinelessness and stupidity. you know, when you don't understand that if you cater to one at the expense of a hundred, society collapses. >> they also are so upset about the shutdown. they shut the whole country down for a year, but don't shut them down. >> judge jeanine: but harold the amazing part, what greg is saying is, you know, it's the loudest and it's the one person who gets the most attention on so many issues, and then you have the rest of the people who, like, whether it's dylan mulvaney or target or shuck

chumer in this suit situation >> harold: this should have never been changed and i'm glad they came back. jesse said nba players, professional athletes as big as john fetterman or bigger, wear suits. if he doesn't have money for it he should argue for a clothing budget. they should be wearing suits on the floor. i will say to the tweet we showed about the lgbt t thing a person talking about that, i don't understand. that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard. you belittle the issue of actual violations of rights against people when you suggest that the dress code of the united states that how or another is an affront to the lgbtq t community. that's the stupidest thing i've ever heard. but that is the new climate change. you can link it to every issue, right? social media trends, nutrition trans, transportation trans, transylvania trans.

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♪ >> harold: welcome back time for the fastest. first up, a texas family claimed they're being terrorized by 300 pound black and white spotted pig, the deranged beast foaming at the mouth as it attacks family members and breaks into their home. >> my daughter got hurt out here. and then he barreled through. my mom wrestled with him at doorway tried to prevent him from coming in. he barreled on through, gotta hold of my dad. my mom tried to lay on top of him to crack him down until the cops get here to get him and he overpowered her and got on top of her and he had her flattened like an accordion >> harold: an accordion jesse what are your thoughts about this terrorizing? >> jesse: i'm hungry. i feel bad for her.

i feel bad for the pig. >> judge jeanine: look i'm a pig owner, you know i have petition >> harold: you were revved out. there you go. have you ever been terrorized by a pig. >> judge jeanine: i had two homer and wilbur i read the kids charlotte's westbound. >> jesse: is it charlotte's westbound? >> greg: scarlett letter. it was a combination. >> judge jeanine: that's true. anyway here's the thing, when one got a little crazy. >> you have to spay them, if you don't spay them they get crazy and come after you. but how can i duck and pig come into your house? close the doorman man shannon you seem animated about this. >> shannon: i feel bad laughing about it because this was traumatic for these people but when she said my mom tried to crunch down on him, flattened like an accordion. i want to know who owns this pig though. >> judge jeanine: the neighbor. >> shannon: so you have to say to the neighbor i'm going to

make some bacon if you don't get it under control. you have to lay down the ball. >> jesse: you have a cold meatball, get meatball in there she'll take care of the kid. >> do you have any thoughts on this? >> greg: i'm not going to make a view joke. no, i'm not. it's amazing, maybe the pig mistake -- thought it was a stye, thought the place was a stye. maybe she should have cleaned it up a little. >> jesse: i liked view joke better. >> greg: there was no view joke >> harold: up next they have the move like jagger he says his eight kids won't get a dime of his massive fortune the rock star telling the wall street journal the children don't need $500 million to live well, come on, you know, maybe do some good in the world. jesse if you were part of that children packet of his how woul you feel good about doing good in the world. >> jesse: i'd get him drunk and fix the will. they don't need 500 million but

a couple million could be nice >> harold: so maybe 450 million. >> jesse: i'm not that greedy like you harold >> harold: you know? >> judge jeanine: could be there's a trust you don't know. he's trying to tell people -- like you win the lottery you don't say you have the money. >> jesse: he's virtue signal. >> judge jeanine: yeah >> harold: what would be enough. >>shannon: i like you refer to them as a children pack, because there are eight. >> jesse: do the division. >> judge jeanine: there are eight. >> shannon: he has eight. i don't do math but there you go. >> jesse: 65. >> shannon: there are a lot of babies running hollywood and all over the entertainment >> harold: what does gus get in your billion dollars --. >> greg: nothing, nothing. i am team mick. it has to be we are to be that successful because ultimately you're going to resent your kids if they aren't as successful or ambitious as you are. this is why i don't have kids

because they're never going to live up to my special stations, and tranqly i would enjoy other strangers successful children over my failure of children. he's basically like saying like, i don't want to have losers as kids so figure out what you're going to do the problem is one of the kids is already in their 50s so it's a little late. >> jesse: isn't one a model. >> shannon: i think a bunch are. >> jesse: she's doing fine. >> greg: how do you know. >> jesse: she's a model. >> greg: not all models make money >> harold: next time you're at a graduation put your phone down and enjoy it. the average person takes 23 photos for an event and spends 40% of their time on their phone taking pictures. we've had this before people at great outdoor places and adventure places. >> judge jeanine: i don't know why they waste their time enjoy the event live in the moment. first of all nobody wants to see your pictures >> harold: when i'm around greg people are always wanting to take your pictures, i understand

that but do you have other advice? >> greg: we have to be honest there's a tug of war going on in your brain when you're at something exciting whether to enjoy it or document it. you're sitting there watching your favorite band and you're like, oh, i've got to -- the judge is right, nobody wants to see the pictures. this is why i hire a photographer to go wherever i want to go. kilmeade is great and by the way he's cheap. >> after you saw my experience with dana you've already called me. schon and why do you think. >> shannon: i think i've become aware of enjoying the moment and most times people are taking pictures to immediately put it on social media. you're missing the whole thing. >> jesse: like hunter he should have enjoyed what he was doing. >> shannon: i feel like he was enjoying. >> jesse: oh, he was. i don't know if she was he was >> harold: yes, sir gentlemen already hired me to go to the jets eagles game and take pictures. fan mail friday is up next.

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do your pets sleep with you? harold? >> harold: sometimes. >> greg: that's a boring question >> harold: three of them. >> greg: you have three pets? >> harold: three dogs. my jack russell sleeps with me, my little dogs sleeps with my daughter my second sleeps with my son. >> greg: shannon. >> shannon: brisket bream does not sleep with us. >> greg: where does she sleep. >> shannon: she has her luxurious dog condo. she's very happy in there she gets treats blueberries car jots. it's night nighttime. >> greg: judge you have three dogs. >> judge jeanine: three. >> greg: do they sleep with you. >> judge jeanine: no but they come to the bedroom and they each come with a toy when i say it's bedtime but they don't come on the bed. >> greg: jesse do they come into your bed and play with your to you pay. >> jesse: funny you say that we just got a cockatoo. >> judge jeanine: why? >> shannon: wait a bird? >> jesse: yeah. >> judge jeanine: the one that

talks. >> shannon: why? >> jesse: rookie sleeps on the bed and now we have the cockatoo and the cockatoo can get out of the cage because we bought the wrong size so it shimmies through the bars and we find it fighting with rookie in the middle of the night. >> greg: what kind of dog is rookie. >> jesse: mini poodle and we're worried he's going to eat the cockatoo. one time he sneezed and one of the feathers came out of his mouth. >> greg: that's pretty good. gus sleeps with me every night and he's a heavy snorer and he gets up to your face and he lies there in your face ruining my sleep. if you were pulled on stage at a concert what song are you confident you could perfectly perform shannon? >> shannon: photograph by def leppard obvi. >> greg: i thought you were going to say something from nwa but okay. >> shannon: that's my backup. >> greg: jesse. >> jesse: i would go national anthem. the crowd can't hate it and i can say it. >> greg: no tupac? >> jesse: tupac >> harold: big day.

>> greg: they found his killer. >> shannon: alleged killer. >> greg: i guess hillary won't be running then. >> jesse: lock her up. man, ii forgot where you were >> harold: anything by prince. >> judge jeanine: i'm tone death by amarillo by morning george straight. >> greg: anything by the bender boys. ♪ . >> greg: what is an essential item you must have on a road trip. judge? >> judge jeanine: water. what else? lipstick. >> greg: lipstick, i like the way you roll, twizzlers. >> greg: harold? >> harold: music. >> greg: jesse. >> jesse: alcohol. >> greg: on a road trip? >> jesse: i'm not driving. >> greg: good point. >> shannon: we're pot driving. >> greg: i would drive. >> shannon: i'd take a book. >> greg: wow, that's weird. reading in the car. >> jesse: which book shannon? >> shannon: the bible? >> jesse: i thought you were going to say the women of the bible. >> greg: you get pulled over and the police, it's like i'm sorry

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