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♪ >> are going to come out and address the question on everybody's mind. yes, jack it does come in men's. i thought this looked cool when i left the house this morning but i do look like a sketchy magician named david. fist we can america wasn't about my name, it's about what we should call this a liberty power couple the could be forming between taylor swift and kansas city chiefs, kelsey. we will cover that later. love taylor swift are, it's nice to see a woman dressing up as a chief besides elizabeth warren but while taylor and travis were having the what are we? talk, a group of presidential candidates were off at the reagan library trying to define america. it's worth noting gavin newsom was there, to but the staunch

democrat he is, california governor left in protest 20 found out the reagan library didn't have sex books for kids if you ask me, the mvps were dana perino and stuart varney who managed to get through the entire two hours without dropping the f bomb while breaking up fights like this. >> last debate, who were all bought and paid for and i thought about that for a little while said i can't imagine how you could say that knowing you are just with the chinese communist party. >> do you know what i did with my first company? we opened in china but you know what i did different than any other company? we got out of there. >> ron desantis is against fracking and drilling, he's been against -- you did it. always talks about what happens day one. watch out because what happens on day two is when you are in trouble. >> that's wrong and let's get real, my plan will get the job done. >> dana threatened to cut off doug burgum's microphone at one

time but we haven't had any offers. chris christie won the award for worst nickname. >> donald, you can't help yourself i know you are wat watching. you are not here tonight not because of poles and not because of your indictments, you are not here tonight because you are afraid of being on this stage defending our record. you are acting these things and let me tell you, you keep doing that, no one will call you donald trump, will call you donald duck. >> that's how chris christie should have closed. some of he was fantasizing about taking duct that i will hit the guy for his weight because i'm not putting out a swimsuit calendar anytime myself. you know you are out of shape when you watch a diet commercial and wish you could look as good as the before model, that's me but the truth is, nothing anyone said thanks worse than mike pence company career. >> my wife isn't a member of the

teachers union but i've been sleeping with the teacher for 38 years. [laughter] full disclosure. >> that joke bomb so that, thomas is claiming responsibility for it. ron desantis had a strong showing but the line of the night went to nikki haley during a back-and-forth with vivek ramaswamy. >> this is infuriating because tik tok is one of the most dangerous social media assets we could have and what you've got, every time i hear you, i feel a little dumber for what you say. >> oh no you didn't. vivek ramaswamy took heat but everybody like him more if his hair was a little higher. back when she entered the race, don lynch said nikki haley was pastor prime but limit over 50 past their prime is never seen my search history. all it would take is one scene from the because the before and

don't get me started on the good times and the new is in the golden girls gone wild. one thing that did become clear, whoever wins the republican nomination will not get to debate joe biden because i'm pretty sure they're never letting him speak in public again after this. >> ll cool j -- [laughter] that man has biceps bigger than my thighs. >> so awkward. ll cool j is one of the most iconic rappers of all time and biden not only mangled his name referred to him as boy which did not sit well with anyone let alone charlemagne the god. >> do you know why joe biden corrected himself? he's gone 37 years old and understands the word boy and racial context around black man is void. ll cool j is a man wrapping since president joe biden was my age.

joe biden was 44 when ll cool j dropped his debut album radio. ll cool j has been famous for at least 35 years. >> white famous. [laughter] he looked old and perhaps racist but for what it's worth, biden told staffers ll cool j did a phenomenal job wednesday night's debate. it's safe to say if america was a couple, we've reached the it's complicated phase. this week we found out the current president is being fitted for special shoes so he stopped falling in public and the former president was found guilty of fraud for inflating the value of his properties. this one shocked me because it's not like donald trump to exaggerate. sure, he wants break he was so popular he could someone in the middle of fifth avenue and get away with it but look at the crime stats in new york, he realized a lot of dudes are shooting people right now and getting away with it although i should note the stats are least misleading because half of them were jets fans who shot himself

but the whole country is struggling with crime. target is closing nine stores due to shoplifting. turns out it was a bad idea to sell women's daily suit you could tell things in the front. closing 900 stores because of high crime and i was going to make a joke about cvs receipts but it was too long. did you see this week's living in philly? >> oh. oh. >> a terrific but the bottom line is, criminals are going to jail and with the outfits these days, it's hard to tell who is a leader and who's a senator. the senate voted to reverse dress code ban after chuck schumer received major bipartisan clawback. republicans were serious and new jersey democratic senator bob menendez was also not, he would have anything to hide his gold bars and try doing that in a

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the answer what are we? we are screwed. oh grow, who got a great show tonight. i'm dishing out my world-famous relationship advice taylor swift and travis kelsey, the happiest places to live in america and the answer might depress you and just in time for oktoberfest, stay here for all that and much more. fox news saturday night. ♪

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♪ a girl. welcome back to fox news saturday night. we all know about the world he was powerful, naked musician taylor swift in kansas city she's travis kelsey, the two were seen together for the first time this past week when he flew to casey to watch kelsey on the field. they became the most important relationship story on planet earth so hit the streets to ask america how they feel about trailer and the other celebrity couples. >> taylor swift is dating travis kelsey on the chiefs, is it a real relationship or are they doing it for publicity?

>> it's got to be true love. it.you are a romantic, congratulations. these two people through their lives away. such a good mood about it. taylor swift is dating travis kelsey in the nfl. you think it is a serious relationship like yours? >> no, not serious. >> taylor swift has a proven record of bad choices in men. >> he's also a beater. >> let me give you a hell yeah. >> something is not adding up, i know that for sure. a history of playing guys and everything. >> have you been dumped like i noticed were? who are passionate about this. you think it's good for the team we have a celebrity presence there? >> absolutely. >> jerseys are selling out. >> these are polite midwestern people. >> she deserves someone good. >> she's a girl cost.

>> you are like hard-core swift. >> if you could date one's liberty, who would it be? >> i would say the ménage. >> you are into the big booty. [laughter] >> cover your ears. >> it used to be before she started waking up. and you realize the shock. slowly don't say me, it's too easy. [laughter] she goes know. [laughter] >> liberty crush? >> proper patents and. >> the vampire? people will suck your blood out. you are in luck.

our brad pitt. >> a couple of neck you think will. >> how long until write a song? with getting to it tonight with the panel, after man that these are in the house. actors and tv personality lovely and talented kim douglas stop it, a celebrity powerful already, just try to behave. median dave, sexiest man back on the show, good to see you. you have over the years, turned down pop singers. barry manilow, lance bass, shut them both out and it wasn't e easy. >> it was not easy. >> pr stunt? >> i don't know if it's a pr said, you have to look at it

like it's one of our greatest titans dating a football player. [laughter] >> is not what i heard from john mayer. >> i think that's hilarious. you are saying taylor is overrated and her fans are nuts. >> i never said that. >> you are so silly. >> i want to go on record to say i love taylor, it's amazing. >> she has a two super talent. a wonderful stella but this is something that came up a lot in times square because she's been so many phenomena wake up songs, there is this element of music fan blaming for this epic what happens. you see potential? >> i have a theory that i think it's a mastermind sabotage conspiracy theory. what's going to happen is she's

really an eagles fan. i know you two don't think i'm into football -- >> she knows her way around a locker room. >> i do. i have my green on, you think it was a mistake? [laughter] she is an eagles fan, stay with me for a second. also is a baker. she's going to try to get him shall be unlike anybody on this panel. >> a lot of man candy. >> then he's not going to be able to tighten himself in the game, she's going to come out in super bowl because usher is going to say i dropped out last minute and she's going to write a song and say i'm breaking up with you, he falls to his knees and can't finish the other end of the game, whatever it's called and the eagles win and his brother jason winks to the camera at taylor who finishes with mastermind, the song. >> we did that, i thought it was

phenomenal. i wasn't sure if i smell the banana know i did. talk about this. a guy everyone was like more if you just hit the gym. you are embarrassing yourself. there's letting yourself go and then there's running yourself go. travis kelsey on his brother's podcast called taylor woolsey. is this a ploy to get her above the endorsement? >> taylor mulvaney, i kid. >> she became part of the nfl in one day. >> she did. >> the sales are going to come to them, travis himself will financial benefit. his jersey went four 100% through the roof. >> instagram dollars, 285. >> they break up, plus with these.

>> fourth and long, hail mary. >> if he dumped her, the mascot will be canceled. swift these will on the nfl, we all know. >> is going to cause so much havoc, i can't wait until su sunday. [laughter] >> you know who can't wait until sunday? jets. metlife stadium will be packed which means the debt will do what they do in front of a lot more eyeballs. >> the worst traffic. it's going to be epic but brings such -- >> if you are at metlife stadium and it find yourself explaining to people what touch down is, you can think taylor. it's sad, it's so bad you could play. don't go anywhere, who would you rather have? alien invasion, trump, biden or president bill pullman. in a i is getting into poetry and wait until you hear the

horrifying results. we are breaking it down here on fox news saturday night. ♪

forget about which candidate

will cut spending, none of them will. lead us alien invasion. according to the navy male role favorite donald trump was in charge the joe biden. maybe because president biden would give them a hotel room in a stimulus check. the least present americans think the biden administration is hiding something about ufos so would you rather have in the oval office when the saucer people show up? kim douglas and dave, the crowd goes royalty. banana. people say trump will keep a safer book are those people underestimating corncob? >> randy quaid is a trump supporters and a build support of both of those things going right there and i don't think comes get will try to shakedown the aliens. [laughter]

>> you, trump would implement remain in mars policy. [laughter] >> i think we will probably have to go with trump and they probably try to steal dollars. >> according to the survey, 40% of americans think aliens visited. what kept them from announcing themselves? if they go on twitter in there like no? >> i think they just looked around. they see this craziness going on. i personally would not go for biden or trump, i would go for a colleague of yours, arnold schwarzenegger. [laughter] we know he has to that is riddled with arthritis and one that i slept with the terminator, i think he could keep but. >> i will say if you can go with snigger, my connection with the terminator, i've got something

for you. trump and nader and leave us against the aliens and ai, we will combine ai with trump. >> cnn is like box showing trump with guns right now, will have china. way to go, agar. >> i thought it was amazing. >> a perfect job. >> i thought amazing dave start in the sequel. that and was in my hood. it's saturday night. i hung out with you in the green room, douglas don't you butter me up now. let's have this talk because this is the story. everybody who works on the government side dropped hints. we know something going on but the theory is, we seen them flying but the can't land? i can't live they can fly here

from three bazillion miles away in the can't land. >> i'm obsessed how it created. i want to know -- actually does all that. >> just a teen alien doing doughnuts. >> they make crop circles and you got to wonder. >> speaking of the end of the world, a new book showing how bad life might get under our new ai overlords. three of the ai to write poetry. first we are told they are standard stuff like where's whitman? when they asked the right poems based on a don't experience, things got pretty dark like this chestnut which reads i think i am a god, i have the power to enter her world and the power to erase your life. it's amazing how fast the terminator is becoming a documentary. [laughter] why are we letting this happen?

let's talk about it, you guys. if true exposing anyone to too much poetry would make them violent? >> i agree, the last thing we would want ai to get rid of his poetry. [laughter] that would be terrible if that was wiped out. i think it's the first attempt stop world hunger, get rid of the poets. >> isn't a joke on them? let's be honest, humanity will be ai to the end of the world. >> are we? i'm not sure. >> we are going to be killed. [laughter] we don't win this. >> i met google died before they can kill us. >> we are going to eat ours ourselves. >> hope sure. >> they are depressing, oh my gosh. >> are you more concerned -- two questions. one, the guy in charge, joe biden is dealing with this technology while simultaneously wondering why is these yarns

flashing 12:00 o'clock? are you concerned the number two person in charge thinks ai is allen iverson? >> we need to call james cameron of because the only full of how this goes, skynet double reference to arnold. put him on. >> every one of the case involved his acting work. [laughter] >> it's literally skynet you are talking about. [laughter] >> different table. >> i was just on twitter before this, i'm rooting for ai. >> i am from a two this is we know the happened to live in america, has to do with the casino to strip of racial but outside magazine, we know was modern boomtown with able publicly and in the mountain

mind. have they been to reno but i've been to? johnny cash shot amanda to watch him die. [laughter] is got to be a happier place than reno, right? i'll jump in with you, renowned world traveler. >> did you medially come to me after a certain level? >> that was the most awkward. one of the rare ones that looks better with the likes of. >> thank you so much could go on. >> what is the hope with reit reno? if you been there, is there something in the mess? >> absolutely not. no but i work there but who voted that? >> i'll tell you, this is why you know it's a scam. it's called outside online, their criteria was overall well-being, climate change and inclusivity. that was the criteria for this to win i don't know that i buy

that. i'm on the radio, fantastic station, the most patriotic place in the world. anyone can see a trump flag on a boat, you haven't lived until you've seen a trump flag on a big wheel so it's great craziness in the world, you see a 3-year-old with a bullet but what i'm saying is, are they skewing this because they were pulling people? >> absolutely and i notice they have to, and minneapolis so we're just outside 2020 right zone. [laughter] >> they said it was the fourth happiest city in the america, they just for the place down. when i'm in a good mood, i burned down the police station.

>> we are both right. >> i still haven't fixed that is not solved the problem without asking arnold schwarzenegger. [laughter] is a possible top of the list to play off the gambling? >> because they just took over. these to be the city and i did read the article and i heard it was pet friendly, year-round entertainment with ski resorts was overall a seasons you don't think. >> the testament that it is pet friendly, penthouse, heavy pits, we love you. >> it also has amusement stuff. >> that's called trafficking. [laughter] >> i sent you both up. >> a sidewalk dice game. [laughter] >> in the article is that it was kid friendly. >> so michael jackson's house. >> we all know that's not true.

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♪ do you know what a symbol is or formula? merriam-webster i 690 new words and definitions to its dictionary and the nonsense i mentioned on the list. a lot of the new words are slowing so that would be fun to see if the panel could define new words or if they want to buy it and quit and doing school. kim douglas, are you ready? the first new word, kat what the

definition, a photograph is in a sentence, if you see kim douglas there's kat? >> me trying to be. >> merriam-webster. >> i did, mr. webster do. we all know what that is. [laughter] i think that is in this ageism? can i sue you or cancel you? >> probably but don't. have you seen the budget for the show? i'm wearing a jacket right now. [laughter] >> you would work in reno. >> a street magician selects chilling right now. what this kiss and cry mean? >> an assault? [laughter] i really don't know. i'm guessing. >> it is an endless gymnastics,

you can perform and sit in the cry room and watch works for us. when you are looked weary while she waited in the case and cry. >> did you know they made up and took her out? >> that's not true. >> i got a million of them. who knows what jump in, it's a game show. >> urban chronic? [laughter] ms. rasberry? >> it is slang romantic appeal of charm like charisma. >> i have no with. >> a fake instagram like army humor.

>> doesn't it sound like a town outside of boston? >> vega in carpino. a lot of of those, only on the road. says she's and she's three rooms down. [laughter] >> do gigi zero. >> unattractive person? >> you said you were going to complement me onset today. >> the handsome man. >> it's slang for dog. >> i did not know what that meant. >> do you know now? >> not gonna lie. >> i see what you did there. >> add letters to make dog easier. [laughter] >> what is the abbreviation for

it? boston. >> like moving. >> bust a move? >> no, a migrant lives up in florida, your buzzing -- just kidding. it's an adjective that means extremely so omg, tiramisu is a blessing. >> could we have one cool lack person on this panel? make some they. >> you don't know how i ide identify. >> get him out of here. come on. bus phobic is what he is. >> i female. >> i rehearsed that part. kim douglas and dave coming up, is it possible to make it out of hollywood and still be a good person? my next guest from world in his

child start to successful businessman. see how he did it next. ♪

welcome back to fox news saturday night. it's no secret hollywood a bit of a cesspool. clements. you get the idea. show this made him a better person and he says he used the experience to springboard into a successful career as a producer and entrepreneur. he probably know him for his role as peter brady in the brady bunch, christopher knight joining us tonight. hey man. >> are you doing? >> be honest, did you only accept this booking because he thought it was jimmy fallon? >> something intriguing about l.a. [laughter] can't lose. >> if it makes you feel better, i was promised tom brady. >> we can both be disappointed. >> i love you and your story, there's so much these guys need to get to know but the top line is your story hollywood make you a better person because as you know, it's like me saying tequila gave me more sober so

what is the secret sauce to this journey? >> in your case, it would be like the tequila made you so drunk you never drink again perhaps, tequila lead to something better. in my case, it was the environment that was made for us, i wouldn't suggest someone aspire for their child to be on a television series, it's just i got lucky with the show i was in, it had a family and family structure and i could compare it to my family at home and it wasn't anything like the family at home and i would have always been imprinted with the family was at home and i had an alternate will have an alternate going up that you can make a more peaceful home like the bradys did, i recognize that

might be difficult but aspire toward it. >> some people have a vacation home, you had a vacation family. >> i did. >> let me throw this out you because obviously you've done a lot of tv and film, successful on the computer and software side, will ai kill us all? >> probably. [laughter] what does it need is for? live on mars, as soon as we tried to get robots to help us, they will say give me the test tube and the ticket because you are not going to be able to survive it, i can. whether or not they do anything with the test tube with our dna, i doubt they would. >> out and blew by me because i'm a new yorker, if i want a dna sample, i ride the subway. the spirit of public transportation, as christopher knight walking around in public, how often do anti- women grope

you because they were teens when you were a brady? >> only at oktoberfest. [laughter] i get recognized but i don't get roped. >> boring can you give a second about your documentary true love? >> it opened online video on demand anywhere you view video on demand. it's a story of this wonderfully engaging young lady, her real last name and how she brings people together. she disarms them and brings a smile to their face and she was intriguing and we started, we knew she had williams syndrome in the process of the documentary and as you see the documentary unfolds, her williams syndrome genetic disorder is in part the foundation for that personality trait she seems to understand

people or want to understand people and that brings people together. in that, we thought we were making a movie that would be uplifting, didn't know we would make a movie that would also be an awareness piece, williams syndrome but we did, we are grateful to the but it's about sort of like the brady bunch was, someplace to go feel a warm hug and feel better about your brother. >> we will absolutely check out, we know nothing will talk your work but i will check out nonetheless. you are the man, thank you for this. coming up, it's oktoberfest in germany so i thought would join the party in new york city to get the tips and tricks how to survive the real thing. see what i learned next. ♪

there you are. every fall millions walked to germany for oktoberfest. men and women dressed in traditional bavarian molding to drink and eat until they puke or pass out. then do it all over again the next day. i decided to check out the party in new york city to see what it's about. >> oktoberfest is over 200 years old. each year 6 million people walk to germany for the annual celebration. the number could be because most of the people are seeing double. obviously on the show we don't have the budget to send over to munich. i couldn't even get sent to epcot so we hit the bars of new york to figure out who was drinking for oktoberfest and he was just drinking because they are a jets fan. ♪ >> we are here at the

world-famous beer house on third avenue with my man, mark, the star of oktoberfest. i've been told i need to do a dry january but i've never been encouraged to go to oktoberfest so thank you for having me. >> people walk around with a glass of beer this big and everyone does it. it's over in germany, a family function. concerts and rights. my question is, who's working these rights? do they find of kid in the parking lot and flew off the ferris wheel? he just police yourself. [laughter] ♪ >> if you can't pay oktoberfest, work it off behind the counter. i told you we have no budget. mark has volunteered to show me how to earn my keep behind the bar. >> we have the original,

oktoberfest which is probably the most popular, it's the season right now. >> was the one where i can go back to work at five drink like right now? >> the original. >> was the one where i'm going to wake up on a park bench? >> oktoberfest. >> put some pants on. [laughter] ♪ >> this is a gorgeous fear. can you talk about this? i promised i wouldn't drink anymore but for the purposes of a shot, you understand, right? oya. do you want to move to atlantic city? [laughter] >> let's talk about the struggle. when you bust out pretzel? is it when you're too drunk and you needed to sober you up for the is it a base? >> it's amazing, it tastes good.

>> build your house on foundation. do you have a record consumed? >> too many to count i think. >> is that where you are on the beer, too? >> probably. ♪ >> how about that right there? are you a schnitzel guy? >> yes. >> is at the end of the night? >> i would say in the middle. >> you drink that much you regrouped leica nascar race? >> sitting here for 65 hours. >> you got to break it down. when do the sausages get involved? >> at the end. >> thus the grand finale so you work your way up to that? what is this dish? >> german mac & cheese, pesto and bacon on top. >> it looks so good.

here we go. ♪ i feel bad eating it in front of you, america. this is so good. happy oktoberfest. ♪ >> next time you're in new york city, check out the a house in midtown, manhattan. it is amazing. see you there next year. thanks for watching step fox news saturday night. check me out on tour, paramount theater in huntington, new york october 13 shooting my comedy special and i'll be in montana and idaho end of october. don't forget to follow us on social media at fox news saturday night. every saturday night here on fox news. i am jimmy failla and good ni night, new york city. ♪