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>> i am trace gallagher with a fox news update. the ground invasion into gaza is delayed. but president biden will visit israel on wednesday one of his goals is to prevent this from becoming a regionalg battle. greg palkot is live at the israel and lebanon border. >> clashes up here in the north. the news that president biden will come here wednesday meeting with israel officials. they plan what looks to be a looming land, sea and air invasion of gaza. the humanitarian crisis inside gaza strip grows with civilians seeking shelter, wood and water. in northern israel there is a possibility of a second front opening up with iran backed hezbollah militants. we have witnessed numerous

clashes resulting in casualties on both sides. >> secretary of state anthony blinken said the u.s. agreed with israel on a plan to get aid to civilians in gaza. the state department said 1,000 u.s. citizens and immediately family members left israel on government sponsored charter flights. american boots could be on the ground in the near future with the defense second austin telling 2,000 troops be ready to deploy to help israel in a non-compat capacity. another update at the bottom of the hour and then a full hour of breaking new conference. now to "gutfeld!." >> [cheers and applause].

>> greg: all right. we are back. we are back. i hope. here we are in america. just days ago the streets were filled with extremists who are not considered extremists cheering the rape and murder of innocent women. the people cheering over the death of innocence will shriek over the death of a new sets of innocents, the ones hamas uses as a human shields. we are going to experience a propaganda hera. you knew it was coming. the excuses for hamas filming women and children being abused followed the same format as

excuses for criminality in the u.s. it's the faults of the oppressor. you thought i was going to say climate change. the oppressed with take a sucker punch at whoever the left designated the bad guy. it's no war crime. it's an achievement like graduating with honors in at atrocity sides. our secretary of state called for one and then back tracked. he said israel has the right to defend itself but the way israel does this matters. israel, behave yourself. the lack of balls on this guy is astounding. afghanistan the border and israel. he makes john kerry look like james madison.

no wonder blinken looks like he's seen a ghost. the squad plays its tune. just take the punch israel. we have problems with the ayatollah and politicians sound alike. parading naked women through the streets doesn't require a sponse. rape is for dinner. where are the feminists? too busy calling january 6th rioters terrorists? killing and raping get a shoulder shrug emoji. remember when silence was violence? here's the western media in a nutshell. >> [shouting]. >> nothing to see here.

>> [laughing]. >> nothing to see here. >> greg: you will hear a certain word soon. what blinken was getting at. the progressive h-bomb. p proportionality? the goal in war is to win and make sure you don't go to war again. one side creating atrocities and other that will try to avoid doing that as it exacts justice. they don't teach this at harvard. they don't teach patriotism. not one word about the 29 dead americans. they must have lost their voices extreming about injustice taking selfies on phones made in china.

crime is now our punishment. our universities are lunatic inbaiters that the federal government funds. the difference between israel and the u.s. is a matter of degrees. the attack on israel is a deep fry versus our slow boil. the idea of shaming. you had it coming. no wonder we don't have a border. it borders on insanity. 160 migrants on the terrorists watch list have been apprehended. you are a drug mule for a mexican cartel? what a relief. crime and disorder move the day. liberal runs cities are like

gaza. a 40% increase on assaults on women in new york. lady liberty traded in her torch for a canister of pepper spray. the left believes the others are sub-human. cashless bail. america has had three years of hell. one political party obsessions on pronounce and children's genitals. now we see clearly the monster that the left created. will the administration wake up? they don't miss a thing. except massive terrorist attacks. this doesn't help anyone except

harvard, "new york times," "washington post" and the squads. it allows them to justify their existence while saying israel has no right to its own and excuses the free punch from hamas. the number of dead hamas and the number out of out of work democrats next year should be in proportion. not peace matches justice. not revenge, justice. we need justice too. the slow boil of crime and collapse there. is a voice in your head asking when will this stop? that's a good question. still waiting for an answer. >> [applauding]. >> let's welcome tonight's gu gu guest:

charlie hurt. being blunt, michelle. one name kennedy. >> [cheers and applause]. >> and the nypd uses his act to disperse large crowds. >> [laughing]. >> jim norton. >> greg: heading into day 11 charlie. what do you see this going? how does it end? are you looking ahead or moment by moment? a lot of questions. nice tie. >> thanks. i appreciate that. i loved your monologue and your focus on the idea of proportionality. that's the way they use -- the secret word they use to punish or curtail israel.

if you are at harvard, ought to know enough math to know. to understand proportionality you have ton -- to know what the attack was. we don't know that because we are in the middle of the attack. you still have 100 hostages fighting for their lives in tunnels under gaza. the idea we know what the totalitty is. it's insane. you have leaders of hamas negotiating with people. this is insane to me. i am glad that israel is doing this. we have not committed to anything. can you imagine the leader of a government going to a foreign capital to negotiate about something while they have hostages at home fearing for their lives.

that's insane. if proportional happens we don't know where equal sign is. >> greg: yes. michelle i find proportionality hilarious. what is proportional to that raid you? would have to come up with something so gruesome. as simple human beings we don't do that. >> no. there is nothing proportional to who is being suggested was done to babies. you are not only doing to the babies. you wrecked these moms and parents. you have ruined them. they are soulless now. they are burned to pieces? i don't see it. it's got to be proportional? why? if someone is coming after me with a knife i hope i shoot them first. that's not proportional but i

protected myself. i don't believe if that idea. greg, you know how you love your dog but sometimes don't like the way he behaves? the kids and the spouse. you love them but don't like them in that moment. i love this country and the way our government is built and the constitution. but i don't like us much right now. we are really stupid with the borders and the ridiculous people at harvard coming out. it's disgusting and embarrassing. >> greg: how dare you bring gus into this conversation. >> but he is so cute. >> greg: he has nothing to do with the middle east except for the brief stint in hezbollah. kennedy, i lover how hamas existence nobody brings up bearness until you have to strike back. no we have to have prop

proport proportionality. >> why don't we talk about intent? think about what the intent was in this terrorist attack? it was to hurt and kill and the most horrific means possible with tools at your disposal as many people as you could in a short amount of time. if you were going to have a proportional response, it would be a war crime to the degree we can't imagine if israel were to meet the intentions of hamas. it cannot happen. israel will express great restraint in terms of proportionality. if you look at this rationally which is impossible, don't pick a fight with people who have bigger and more weapons than you

do. then complain about the manner in which they respond to your crimes. i just have to say this. i was walking down the street saturday night in new york city. a car drove by with palestinian flag out of the side. they had just left the times square rally. a guy walked up behind me screaming f-the jews. i am not jewish but i turned around and you want to go right here? he was a skinny little guy. my boyfriend, yeah really? he saw the raze look in my eyes and walked away. but anti-semitism is so real. this has given people license to be anti-semitic.

>> greg: you love the jewish people too much? >> yes, i touch and fondle them. >> greg: any excuse to give to the colleges protestors. we have also had stupid opinions. is this a different type of that? >> no, they are just dumb and always been dump. -- a. dumb. 20 years from now they will have kids that are stupider. i hate the word proportionality. >> greg: it's hard to say. >> i have never heard it until this week. i never had a conversation with someone on said proportionality. no one likes that word. you don't get to punch somebody in the face and dictate how they respond. if someone punches you once and

you punch them once you embolden them to hit you again. but if you kick them in the balls 30 times -- >> [laughing]. >> i have been in relationships where i had plans with my girlfriend and she cancelled last-minute so i slept with three of her friends. >> [laughing]. >> greg: you're absolutely right. proportionality is the wrong thing. that means it goes on forever. >> exactly! >> you have to be out of proportion. >> greg: we just solved everything. some fun stories. up next the endless crudity of biden nudity.

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♪ ♪ >> greg: this could be the first nude first family. you have hunter who wears pants as often as donald duck. smut leaked out of his laptop is like toxic waste from his toxic waste. he took thousands of dollars from his daughter's college fund to spend on hookers and drugs. at the time had just 42 cents. trying get a lap dance with that spare change. joe biden's relationship with secret service it as strained as his pureed peas.

he swims in the nude. what a great choice for the secret service. naked joe or get bit by kujoe. or they can deal with the president's dog. then joe's younger brother frank who likes to flash his frank. an old selfie surfaced on a gay site. i should have returned his calls. what does joe have to say? >> get out of my face. we bidens like to sun bathe in the buff. to get vitamin-d i might as well as go whole 2eddy. -- body. they call me commando and chief.

i will take my daily dip. >> [laughing]. >> oh, my god! >> [laughing]. >> oh, yeah, baby. chill them down. cool them off, baby. >> [laughing]. >> woo, woo! >> [laughing]. >> [applauding]. >> greg: i had no idea tom has a pool. we didn't have rights to that photo until just before the show. we had this drawn up. this will be framed. frank biden censored. jim, this could be the first nude family. >> it makes me want to vote for him. >> [laughing]. >> first of all let's be honest. the bidens have large penises,

that's why they take photos of them. the same reason i wear snow pants. >> [laughing]. >> i wanted to be clear. i don't want people to think i am bragging. his brother frank. i like frank biden. the confidence you need to leave the toilet seat open behind while taking that photo. god knows i have taken that photo many times. i set up lights for shadows and set up small things to give the illusion of girth. god bless the bidens for being naked. >> greg: kennedy, the nudest community, why aren't they defending them? >> because the bidens have not donated enough to the nudest unions. they are very, very powerful. particularly in california. they are so fancy when they

serve crude te they do it with nude-te. >> greg: that might be worse than the wor. >> i wanted to apologize for the hillary clinton spanking kim jong-un. i was worried the war in gaza was a front for taking you off the air. [laughing]. >> greg: michelle, it's amazing he took money out of his daughter's college fund to pay for lap dances from women who are his daughter's age. >> god when you put it like that, it's disgusting. i don't know. it was 20 grand he took out of a college fund to support his life of leisure and whatever else you want to call it. the one that gets me is joe

biden skinny dipping with the secret service ashdz. i -- around. i am trying to picture this. not really. >> greg: you never skinny dipped? >> i am not a man. >> greg: sexist. [laughing]. >> this is a professional. he was vice-president the united states. if i skinny dipped i was six on a dare. this a grown man with grownup stuff. there are women around. he is getting in the pool like check me out. can't he put on a pair of trunks? >> greg: not when you have something to show. >> you have seen them? >> i have seen hunter -- >> greg: and fire and rain.

>> i have seen uncle frank. hunter took money out of his daughter's college fund and actually put it to good use. >> greg: that's a good point. >> [laughing]. >> digger: would rather the money going to a stripper. >> if any of us go skinny dipping, somebody is not being paid to sit there and watch you. >> greg: yes, they are! >> [laughing]. >> joe biden turns the naval observatory into a nudest camp. the secret service can't run away. >> greg: that's why you do it. >> i get it. these people are exhibitionists. i love the fact for all of the catastrophes he created for this country -- economic and wars -- what he will be remainder for is this. and being a horrible father and worse grandfather and a terrible

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lloyd austin told 2000 troops to be ready to deploy within 24 hours to help israel in a non-military fashion if needed. >> greg: [shouting]. uncertain. [screaming]. [inaudible]. >> ♪ ♪ >> [screaming very fast]. >> [shouting]. >> [screaming]. >> i am democratic. >> greg: is it silly if a lesbian has a willy. not if you are the united

nations. for gender equality said trans-lesbian are lesbians too. let's honor every express of love and identity. international lesbian day. another scam to sell greeting cards. banks are home but home depot is closed. what is a trans-lesbian? it's a man who becomes a woman who is sexually attracted to other women. now heterosexual men rejected by lesbians can call them a bigot. this is the message from the u.n. women's empowerment account in middle of the israel war?

now, lesbians include men which can't please real lesbians who are lesbians for a reason. it's not to be surprised by a penis when you get to 3rd base. michelle, you told me you were not coming on the show unless he did this topic. >> [laughing]. >> i knew you would explain this to me. my mind is trying to figure out. the man becomes the thing and then -- but then it's a lesbian. >> greg: it's a dude in a dress with a [muted]. >> it's too mind boggling. the u.n. is all of those things you said. stupid and move out of new york and move out of america. the stupidest institution on

planet early. >> greg: kennedy, remember when the u.n. was concerned with famine? >> yes. where is joelie? he raised awareness before trying to tank brad pitt's reputation. i don't care who the u.n. is celebrating. the u.n. is dumb and bad and feckless. a waste of money. we put too much money into it. when there is the u.n. general assembly in new york, traffic is horrible and i am peeved. >> greg: and you don't have a penis. >> what? >> [laughing]. >> greg: you missed the hand

gesture. charlie, imagine you were a lesbian. would you want your lesbian lovers to come with something you didn't expect? >> no, that's the point ever being a lesbian, right? >> [laughing]. >> i always felt like i had more in common with lesbians than other people. similar interests. i don't get the math on any of this. if you stop and think about it, this is why democracy is having a hard time in the world today. the world looks at this. this is why people are jumping into bed with china. >> greg: is that a lesbian? >> it is cold war was won with levies and this is the crap we are exporting. >> greg: jim, i come to you as a person who will defend this.

international lesbian day celebrating lesbians with external genitalia? >> i think you are asking me about translesbian because this is the face they picture. i understand that. >> [laughing]. >> i don't understand trans-lebaneses. you said the u.n. was concerned with famine. techicinally they are worried about who is eating what. >> oh god! >> [laughing]. >> greg: that's why he is the pro. >> [laughing]. >> greg: excellent! it's great because it's clean. you can't edit that one out. coming up the evil vice of pumpkin spies. and i wanted to hide from the world. for years, i thought my t.e.d. was beyond help... but then i asked my doctor about tepezza. (vo) tepezza is the only medicine

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not in the spice girls. it has a violent history of slavery and the awful after taste. in the 1600's the dutch invaded endthesia and took nutmeg to use. the dutch introduced the natives to the habit of splitting the check. it's a tradition of ruining everything fun. after publishing this article, damning you for buying the product, they have a few pumpkin spice products. we need more. a pumpkin spice catheter. >> whew! >> greg: when you have to get that lat te out of your body. or pumpkin spice hemorrhoid cream or preparation-p.

or pumpkin spice suppositiors. brings smiles to your piles. >> dear god. >> greg: this is born of past depression. >> these grand historians bastardize one fact but all wearing cotton. how many people died and how many continents were conquered for cotton? they still manage to wear that? where is the outrage? they can't wear anything made of polyester because that is killing the planet. they had no problem raping millions of people in order to wear america's freedom fabric. i hope you are happy. >> greg: i hope they don't go

after october-fest. the germans have never done anything wrong. >> [laughing]. >> people would agree with you, greg. >> greg: yeah. >> [laughing]. >> greg: terrible! >> it's silly. when i enjoy coffee i wear a blood diamond. the "washington post" it's in america. is it on stolen land you? get back your apartment, stupid! this reporter is just one of these people who is like you know, anyone like that at a party. counting down 10, 9. fireworks scares them. >> greg: just shut occupy! shut up. the products was made from trees. being a writer yourself how would you feel as a contributor to society that is your beat?

i went after pumpkin spice? ginger bread houses. >> that's the problem with this. it's virtue fetishes. they are distorting their history. perverting the facts. this is where they plant their flag. it's what you get when you have a society and everybody is trying to out-virtue everybody. they are all first world problems. can we focus on real problems. >> greg: pumpkin spice sucks. >> you have tried the pumpkin spice frosty from wendy's. >> greg: you said plant a flag. it's like throwing a dart. wherever it lands it will write about its racist origin. >> they will find it wherever they want to find it.

you did the lead in and said the dutch went after this place called indonesia. they went after this place and it became something else. now it's indonesia. that land was reconquered which is the history of the world. we didn't start the fire said billy joel. texas-7 right. -- he was right. >> yeah. >> it's been burning since the world was turning. you can go back to anything. just live and be happy. >> you made me think crack and bernie gaetz. >> that's all i know. >> [laughing]. >> it's the only line i remember. >> i hated that song.

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>> a story in five words. >> ♪ ♪ >> enough with the heart hands. jim, so many people like eric adams and celebrities keep doing

this heart gesture with their hands. why does that bother me? something wrong with me? >> no, it's irritating. it's supposed to be like -- first it doesn't look like a heart. what is he doing? that's supposed to be loving. we all do weird things doing the photo. i like one finger in my nose and touching my scrotum. this is annoying. >> greg: that's true. kennedy, this is better than bill who asked people to smell his finger. >> that's true. if you do a hand gesture, do this one. >> [laughing]. >> greg: you know what? that's an interesting thing for our editors. i don't think that ever happened on a tv show. >> it has. >> greg: you did it? >> i did. >> coming up next on "special report."

>> [laughing]. >> greg: charlie, are you pro heart hand? >> no, these people are ridiculous. it makes you appreciate the trump thump's up thing. i didn't like it at the beginning. >> digger: could understand do that. take a shot of me. this would be considered violence if you did a gun thing. this is okay. what if you have an enlarged heart? >> if had you a heart issue you could be offended by this. >> i find it interesting. some people do it this way. some people do it this way. some people go i will do half the heart and you do the other half. it's a bizarre thing. it's annoying. i am with you. when people take selfies with the duck lip and hundred hearts.

-- hand hearts have to go. >> greg: some crime victims it reminds them of being strangle. >> we are obsessed with trying to have meaningful gestures and they are all fake. >> [laughing]. >> drop dead. >> greg: if you look at the authoar photo in the back of books. people are like this. >> yes. >> makes we want to throw up through my eyeballs. >> is that's possible. >> greg: it is. don't go away. we'll be right back.