tied to progressive left wing, and they can't do what is right. intimate law in order to put these criminals in jail. is nothing more than a dog and pony show's. >> speaker8: unbelievable. we are, i'm so glad you are no longer 1.01.0 wasn't good. it was a distant memory. >> out to see 1.0 prosocial video of 1 to 0 right now. i'll show that next time you're on, i promise you. that's all the time we have lef audio show tomorrow and thu thursday. anyway we have and so your guests piers morgan, the khafra member, and the company, jason chavers. tickets are free if you just go to hand it.com we would love to have your puppy is a pretty rowdy crowd, we throw footballs. don't forget to set your vcr so you never miss an episode. meanwhile, never let your heart be troubled grega to start righ now to put a smile on your face. you have a great night. ps uncased calgary jerusalem with a fox news update on the war in israel.

us forces in the middle east have been attacked 14 times in just the past week, injuring about 2,000 us service members. the pentagon says iranian proxies are responsible for those attacks, but would not confirm whether the us will retaliate meantime one of the four hostages released by hamas spoke out about her time in captivity. 85-year-old woman said she went through hell and described the dam hamas tunnels where she was held for more than two weeks as a spider web. she also said she was visited b a doctor every other day and given one meal a day of cheese and cucumber. her husband remains in captivit along with more than 200 others. israel reportedly delaying a ground invasion in hopes of getting more hostages released, but that groundwork is still a big part of the military strategy to take out hamas. let's check in with lucas tomlinson live on the ground in tel aviv. lucas.

peter trae, secretary of state antony lincoln warned us forces were -- would respond, "just indecisively to any attacks by iran or its proxies." so far i is not. israel permits said his forces are striking back after the worst terrorist attacks in israel's 75 year history. >> i want to tell you where we are now we are hitting the enem with tremendous force. yesterday and are taxing gaza w get the enemy the hardest thoug he suffered in one day ps is relapse defense forces are asking gazans to come forward with any information on locatio of some of those 200 hostages which include up to 10 amer americans. trace. >> hookstra thank you. an update at the bottom of the hour and a full hour of breakin more coverage on fox news at night. at 11:00 o'clock in the 8: 8:00 p.m. in the west. and trace gallagher in jeru jerusalem. now to get failed 33 here we go. happy tuesday, everybody.

they are tearing down flyers because they are atrocity deniers. yeah, it looks like the kids aren't all right. ♪ they lost their minds to start -- ♪ x-y. [♪ music ♪] ♪ the kids aren't all right's. >> greg: last week several and masons were caught tearing down flyers with pics of israeli hostages still being held by hamas. unit because there are no statues is so 2021.

one that would explain her actions with a work word salad that would make, mailer reach for the croutons. , "i found it increasingly difficult to know my place as a biracial brown woman, especiall during these highly volatile times. i felt more and more frustrated about the time we currently fin ourselves in, and misplaced tha anger into actions that an accurate presentation of who i am as a person." you know, always say that when they get i trouble. you know that bad things only declare that really is into im. is a milder version of pleading insanity after you kill someone you just follow your beliefs. and you're doing it, genius. who else was it anyway, flow from progressive? no, it's on you, lady. your actions represent who you

are as a person, no matter how you try gaslight everybody. if a picture is worth 1,000 words, then tearing one down is worth at least that. and, really, tearing them a poster is silencing something, and you always say silence is violence. she also use her skin color as defense. , "i did it because i'm brown culture, of course, if we said that, you did it because you ar brown, we'd be canceled faster than litho's subscription to start of the month club. but the so-called misplaced anger isn't a one off. thrown out on the map and you'l find this on every campus, even high schools, stanford's and pacinian students were harassed while tearing down posters of the hostages. dainty -- they are being painte by the stanford daily. yes, they were confronted while they excuse terrorism. but they are the victims were not those being buried alive or beheaded people member these ar usually the same people who cal ms. sandri queer folk an act of violence but are now defending those who feel gives off a roof. but lucky for them they are not where the action is. but far enough away so their identity doesn't and tail risk. and so in today's protester you

see no empathy for the hostages recognition of our common humanity, just a complete self obsession. and less self-control than you see from chris christie and a pie eating contest. you know it doesn't feel like the old days, is not normal college kids being stupid. this is when i commanders, a brainwashing affecting a bona fide political hysteria. graduations, professors, missio accomplished. campuses are now where this route ends up more confused tha element always husbands and a family reunion. and speaking of families, where are the ( bleep ) parents? do they have any. [applause] -- >> greg: thank you. do they have any idea whether their kids are actually there i anymore? those kids are also held hos

hostage, or, rather their brain are 50 is monitored fine with what they become on their dime? is this the result of their own ignorance and lacks belief? we have to repent these (bleep) stupid kids these days, because it's something else. much like hysteria is over gender and race. but my rabid anti-semitism, especially among temperate brat who have never been oppressed a day in their lives? they are no better than those losers in khakis changing jews will not replace us, but at least there? torches use alternative energy sources. and today there's way more of this jew hate than that one off but the media played their favorites. and today's students have no immunity against off ideas. critical thinking is not considered racist. nothing can penetrate their bubble. and is not the students tearing down posters. lots of adults have been struck by this mind virus. in miami and boston it was dentist what the hell are they teaching dental school? by jews, not plaque you in la i was a makeup artist. it's enough to make your mascar run. baltimore, london, nyc, it's happening everywhere.

meanwhile the white house shifted to, you guessed it, is on the fovea. what is your level of concern right now about potential rise of conservatism in light of everything that's going on in israel, chainsaw a couple th things. look, we have not seen any credible threats. i know there's always questions about credible threats. look, resume -- and those perceived to be muslim have a disproportionate number of hate kiddie tax answer the president i know that many of our muslim, arab, and americans and peasant americans loved ones and neighbors are worried about the hate being directed at their communities. >> greg: now after getting deservedly roasted for that, sh now says she misread the question. still, it's no wonder why many american jews feel abandoned on said here felt so isolated from people he considered allies, wh now seem supportive of jewish genocide. so now we must show the atrocities since the denial tha

they occurred persists. on monday the idf and video containing graphic evidence, th horse hamas inflicted on israel civilians. which. >> back to these college kids. with a backup the police and look at those videos? should we make them? why let these gutless cowards dismiss the evidence of hamas crimes without a fight? after all, you want to know why these kids are tearing down hostage posters? they are in an environment wher that's okay, better than okay. and what were the new york time relies on a mosque to tell them the truth and the white house i more word about equity and equality award by 1700 saujani professors send a letter accusing israel of genocide and saying we need to put the slaughter of jews into the context of, "coding occupation in the european empire." oh, they love context when it

excuses the murder of jews. the problem is the rest of us had to live in the same world. these priests aren't going away. and they aren't willing to listen. this isn't just about israel versus palestine, it's about civilization versus those who despise it. it is time for parents to wake up and look at how they vote an how they parent. and ask yourself, should be sending little billy to place that replaces geometry with gender, and history with hysteria? a place to turn your was happy curious child into an angry delusional robot that marks a massacre if you don't step up i reviewing the problem too. the apple doesn't fall far from the tree and now it's run to it core. >> tonight yes, as a defense attorney and raiders cheerleade she worked with a lot of the same people in lake in pontiac, true crime podcast. he's like sandpaper, rough, scratchy and a better alternative for toilet paper. comedian jim florentine.

he almost made new york red and even dems which they had him instead. former new york congressman lee eldon. [applause] streeter and she was the only girl scout to where a shoulder holster, townhall.com editor plus contributor jenny pavlovich. [applause] ps embley, you can fall into this trap as older folks -- but i'm see myself -- saying, "look at these (bleep) kids these days go, because regeneration does this. but this to be doesn't seem lik a normal college protester. it suggests a greater hysteria going on. what do you think. >> guest: to me it is one symptom, one that is particularly insidious and unpalatable that we've been seeing formatting for quite som time. i think frankly that for decade now we have seen the success of a social education of communist essentially and socialist infiltrating our academic institutions. and essentially parents and anyone with common sense is really fighting a tough fight that they have to counteract al

the crap that the kids pick up in schools, and we are starting to see now i think because the stakes are so high. and people show you who they ar when no one is looking. and so when you have the people that are saying, "oh, is not wh i am )-right-parenthesis is jus because they were copy you have her saying i miss the question because she got pushed back. believe people do when they don't get cameras on them, when they think they are free to say exactly what is on their mind. and the irony to me, which you touched on here, when jerry baker talked about in his colum today which is essentially ha hamas, the most horrible terrorist organizations, are laughing because these dumb kids are doing their work for them. there willfully proper getting these falsehoods and hamas is laughing because that's where they would slaughter too. they think any of them were las in two seconds? they are somebody with those terrorist organizations hate, and yet they are flying the flags broader and louder than they are thanks to the current

state of america that allows it. [applause] >> greg: i often say that's not me when i'm caught doing something. it's a rash. it's a rash. jim, i play this game in my h head, like with what i do if i came across somebody ripping down those posters. i assume that you would probabl do something. >> i don't know. i mean, you never know. i just can't believe someone that young all these people tha young are actually putting the phone down to do something physical. >> greg: yeah. >> you have to give them credit there. that's the one bright spot. i just hate that this is dominating the news all the stuff to happening everywhere, all over the news. americans need to focus on what's important, sheriff kelse and taylor swift streeter yes. >> we are missing out on that i

got word. my son is 13. do i sent him the couch and he has to be on this stuff? i don't know if you do i pay al that money? i think you should homeschool him, jim ps i can't be around him that marka knew what i'm saying? streeter i would love to see yo as a homeschooler. ps i will get homeschool becaus i was always getting in trouble all the time so the parents tal there? but then they go we don't want him here, either, and sent me back streeter that wasn't homeschooling that was like staying at home. >> yeah. >> greg: no one was going you. you know, again, i think that i would fall on deaf ears if you were just complaining about other than the nature of colleg students, right? because we do that all the time. i don't think that's what this is. this is a cultural phenomenon. it's been building for a while on his college campuses, students projects of palestine were planning efforts might appear organic at work. the infiltrated demonstration, faculty, student body. you bust your butt during schoo to get the grades and the answe curriculums to get accepted int harvard university.

you pay all that money to have the de blasio and relate the teaching the class. >> greg: yeah. >> maybe should save your money and pursue some of these other places of higher education wher there is a core moral compass that guides the university, tha guide the curriculum, that guides the faculty. i'm jewish. i went to kindergarten through 12th grade. i went to cultural law school, and four years of active duty military, never experienced anti-semitism. and what we see over the last year, is probably thousands of times over social media that i've been called a nazi or nazi sympathizer over the course of the last few years. my daughter's are a little ol older. there 17, seniors. the applications are now going in. and i want them to be able to have an experience where they are encouraged to think independently, to be jewish

where you go there and be whatever faith you want to be, quote whatever background, whatever ethnicity you to be. but right now is creating an environment where people feel threatened to go from their dor to their classroom. people who are talking like hamas terrorists. they are just like hamas terrorists. and they are threatening violence. i think we all need to speak up. that includes the left because there've been a lot of jewish democrats who have defended aoc and to lead and omar, and now you see that these people who you are defending or going to b there for you when october 7th rolls around in israel. >> greg: yes. [applause] >> greg: katy, i mentioned this on the fire early and it struck me that when we talk about hate crimes we always talk about the victims. whenever sue the victimizers ar they will go, pick you up at th mohicans or into somatic white we never mention who's doing it? it is such -- is the dog -- not parking he's a wise man named greg gupta told me last week on the five is not because like it doesn't go with the narrative

that they were pushing and continue to push. the phenomenon we are seeing what the college kids, i think show the contagion of evil when these tubes are now single and didn't really mean it, it wasn' me you are busy doing it becaus your friends didn't, you though it was cool. that's a big problem i have a solution. i change my opinion about a thing. i usually am not all about taxpayers paying for student loans, but i'm going to pay for student loans on one condition: all these kids have to do and internship in gaza. but before they go they have to wrap themselves in the trancelike and they have to sho up and when asked in their name they say identify as, "they or the." and then they can practice skills like digging ou water pipes the lease for rockets against jews. they can pour concrete that is supposed be for schools but the they build tunnels. there's a lot of upside here i think. >> greg: that is a very novel -

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ps is getting long in the tooth. closer to the truth? clearly you into the right if you have to pay more than five times a night. for me is four. according to wall street journa as you age you become more conservative because the more you learn the more you wise up. he also become like to consume really factor by the truckload. researchers say is make the money and acquire more assets you will prefer more conservative policies like lowe taxes that help protect what yo earned. which will enable you to give a generous tip to that nice young man at applebee's but also you live long enough to see that none of the democrats promises ever come true.

and that you accrue these thing through hard work and savings. and not from stealing it from your child's college fund. and as you pass middle-age and approach retirement eventually you will settling right, and no just because of the hip replacement. stability trumps change, which is why liberal policies that destroy social order are popula with folks who have spent decades building a foundation for themselves and their families. so what does this mean for 2024? well, if you can tell by the commercials on this channel, americans are getting older. their idea of a greener deal is a first shipment of balance event -- balance of nature veggie capsules. of course, we will also need pills, ointments, and most of all gold. birthrates are down and the average age is going up. that's a sizable voting base fo republicans. so get there it's not because once they die their vote democrat. once they die they will vote

democrat. you know, lee, i had never been ideas when i was young. i grew out of there by being approach to their result is tha mine, a conservative is just a liberal mugged by reality. the problem is, reality isn't doing much mugging anymore. we need reality muggers ps i think that might be starting recently. here in new york we saw during our campaign the younger voters were concerned about crime and public safety. >> they had to be, right. lacey was going on in the world overseas. and when you start thinking about what is the most importan issue facing america now is the john kerry lecturing you that it's about unit climate change, and whatever he's pushing on th global stage, or allegorical times have changed a bit. but conservatives need to speak for these young voters. when i went to places to talk t the students, they are list listening. but i don't think interpublic i

are you showing up. and part of it is showing up in person but it's also on social media. they are not getting their news from traditional news sources. they are getting it may be from snapchat one year and then five years later is some new social media platform. so i feel like republicans or conservatives are not engaging well enough -- >> greg: you don't think mitch mcconnell has a in with the k kids? >> by the way, to your theory i wish maxine waters and nancy pelosi and some of these others who have aged had found a conservative bent somewhere along the way. but that is not the case. and they look up. you know, these democrat leader are still getting the boats. joe biden, still getting the votes to be i think there is opportunity for young, fresh conservative ideas and relatability to show up. and i think that they are listening. resort in new york last year. jim, i have an idea, all right.

you know where truth comes? comedy. comedy is where you hear truth. people are going to comedy club and using the summary say thing that they are thinking but can' say. why don't they teach comedy in college? wouldn't that make it in like - god, it would probably be terrible, wouldn't it? please welcome you could last big item like in 1995 i would, "check, "on stage and they withheld my pay because they said i was sexist? they said i was sexist. because i'm still a joke i have long he got here and got pulled over on the retina chemicals yo know are pullover, and i go because i look at, check. it was and stupid overage and they wouldn't pay my pay becaus they said i was sexist, and thi was in 1995, so imagine what would go on now on a college campus. that is why note coming to college anymore, they know g3 i not hilarious? it used to be a profit center but now it's not worth it. >> yeah, you don't even go th there. but i was like this when i was younger too because i lived in the city in a shoebox, and i ha all these crazy ideas i was wit the change work, and when i go to has the star paying taxes an

suburbs to be osaka why is undergoing here? this is ridiculous, this is my cause, but then again they say as you get older you get more conservative than when joe bide be in june on? >> maybe he is curing on. >> his brain went a long time ago. >> katy is it true the older yo get more conservative you get? is this some kind of shortcut like an hov lane to speed the process up? like a transfer of wisdom that is directed to the source? >> maybe a shot of some kind, i don't know. iosco muztafago be money becaus i've never in a liberal. i think that making wise and al the people in my generation. the problem is we keep bailing people out. we are paying for their student loans they literally parents until they're 35, they are paying for all their bills, so the whole process of having reality mug you literally from new york or washington, d.c. isn't happening, so people aren't actually going into bein

more possible, which means bein a conservative 33 were you ever a leftist, emily, liberal? you were a defense attorney, correct? >> yes, that was during a hirin freeze in california of all the das speaker on so you were a diversity higher hire. >> we had our holiday party at rader stadium while stirring, i am still young because i took a comedy class at nyu and was ready student, i took a siniste comedy. that was in 1999. >> greg: did payoff? >> no. i mean, i don't even know what learned. to your point, i think the problem with the headline is that not the abc more conservative, it is that exterior space or conservative. because you are mugged by reality, because you are earnin your money, you are seeing your

party with your effort and la labor. you are seeing the fruits of al your work, and you're seeing it for the most part going to ( bleep ) because you're seeing high taxes are going toward a bunch of chauvinist fellows on the streets, and crying everywhere. and i just think what is so terrible about all these kids running around in lala land, like jumbo loan son that starte the harvard letter and whatever the upper east side affect. is that how many congress peopl and mayors every seen that have not gone back on their word about to defunding the police? there but he knows and the blac eye. need more police forces. the whole of 20 that they get t turn around and turn back on their statements know that they've seen the light that crime, yes, her school violence is terrible, but that it is preventable. what is impossible to call back are all the lives lost. >> greg: exactly. >> -- of all is to be the problem is all of us sit on the side that have basically common sense to mistakes being perpetuated at the cost of huma lives. that is the saddest part 33 it is the saddest part. apparently that comedy class di

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. >> i'm chrisco you're in jerusalem for the fox news update on the war in israel. us forces in the release have now been attacked 14 times in just the past week, injuring about two dozen us servicemembers. the pentagon says iran proxy is responsible for those attacks but would not confirm whether the us will retaliate. meantime one of the note for hodges reese by hamas spoke out about her time in captivity the a for your woman said she went through hell and described the damp hamas tunnels where she wa held for more than two weeks in the spiderweb. israel reportedly delaying a ground invasion in hopes of getting more hostages released, but that groundwork is still a big part of the military strategy to take out hamas.

stay tuned to the fox news channel, a full hour of breakin more coverage on fox news at night, 11:00 o'clock in the e east, 8:00 p.m. in the west. i am chris gallagher and jerusalem. now back to gutfeld. [applause] >> greg: all right, vercors are conclusive, this texas the crop is abusive. speaker democratic congresswoma sheila jackson lee, who was recently hundred tape in a profanity laced tirade berating her own staff. role it. i want you -- what are called t rome he only set up there like fat ( bleep ), like an idiot, talking about he doesn't know. both of you in your lewis ( bleep ) i could ever put together. to be black -- two ( bleep ) idiots diffmack [inaudible] not what you're doing. and you write doing. >> the room's, fat y'all use it and get chewed out like that, you have to use

tension's gavel as a backs backscatter. to be fair, lee has a point about her staff acting like useless the children, after all they are democrats. too easy. but now jackson lee has since then she is regretful and put the recordings released on political opponent, but marka getting caught on tape like tha could get happened to anybody. right, dana? >> i cannot believe what an amazing staff you are. your smart, professional, and you practice excellent hygiene and i am going to treat all of you to some ice cream cake. >> electric -- delicious chocolate coaches in the middle. after that we are going to have a party at my house. and you can bring all your friends. now, get back to work, you beautiful, talented people. [applause] >> greg: jim, did you ever have a boss like that, huh?

>> no, but i would like her as my manager, mike comedy manager. she's up pitbull. i would have a nothing special, a sitcom, the two academy aw awards. that freak me out listen to tha because i heard her turn that guy he was a f, that brought back nightmares of my marriage. but she is endorsed by hillary too. hillary probably just adores he and says, i don't want her yelling at me like that? exactly, keep her off my back. it is true, equality, and likel that even a black woman can be as awful as an old white man. we have reached truly quality. >> any human can be super awful to i see like the derek carr of people because usa was like the derek carr effect, essentially people get away with everything. i think the effect here is that

the hillary blessing, i think that with hillary's blessing essentially people will look th other way people this will not in any way have any impact on her whatsoever and she can explain it, so to blame the lea people but until people set up and say actually that's not wha we want to major because now sh is running for mayor, then she will just keep doing this. >> greg: you know why? because, katy, if you will probably run into the argument that criticizing her is racist, right? it should be a left-wing versio of this is how black people t talk, probably, suddenly it's okay to stereotype. >> probably. but i will say, i think she gav us all a gift here by revealing why washington, d.c. is in such bad shape, because she's yellin at this guy, this fat idiot, an guess what, dc is run by a lot of staff that are a bunch of fa idiots. people wonder, how could things be so bad, because this is exactly what is happening, people don't really care congressman who have been there for far too long, responsibly o accountability for what they ar doing, and that's why people i can't stand the 400 plus people in the house. new offense streeter i don't

know her very well, is she trim? >> no. >> greg: no, okay. i'll probably get in trouble fo that too. >> you've done your research. >> greg: lee, is this surprisin to you? >> absolutely not. i would say that for members of congress, i served in the house with sheila for eight years. this would be all over all of our. cards, a story like this eventually coming out. and she has had some history over the course of the last dozen or so years with other incidents that have taken place. i remember when i first got int elected office i was at freshma orientation and they said, just keep in mind that you're here, people will call you at your title, doors was open for you that were not before but one da you will be here anymore and th day after you leave the cell within an hour the door got scraped off and nobody remember who you are we are all equals with your staff. like we are here to serve a different purpose. we have a different role, a different title, but you need t stay grounded.

you to not forget where you com from. you need to treat your people with respect. and she, she treated other members like that. you know behind closed doors that she was letting up staffer streeter this is why i do all m badmouthing on camera, so no on is ever shocked if anything get leaked. right? i have mycigna as opposed to virtue signal. that's how you don't get canceled. >> yes. question for you: speaker stil sounds like you'd be good for that job. [applause]. >> -goal. >> i mean, right here, no one else were running, greg. >> greg: pulled back in any glover in some action from, w well, that was a terrible analogy. >> 1992. i'm too old for this thing, isn't that what he said? >> yes. >> thank you, i feel better now. coming up to present the wildlife of the pens with greg' animal friends. [applause]

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earth's adorable critters. emily, first. maybe you had benefit of having two glorious critters. roll tape. this is a commission of magic mike meets all of the animal lovers, as this glorious performer performs with a chihuahua that is part of his act. which do you want to look at, which are you more attracted to? which makes you happier? don't worry as a grand finale. how much would you pay for this in vegas? probably more than adele or britney spears. and when you put it on the collar was about love, i don't know. that's amazing. regardless, it's amazing. i go for the chihuahua. >> greg: i don't know, what do they do when it's over. jim? >> i will pick the dog 133 okay. >> yeah. that is -- >> greg: you got to show it too. >> yeah, i'm not in the control room. what do you want me to do? yeah, all right, so somebody

puts a dog, what is it on the board? it's doing 20 miles an hour on lake, and the film and the dog was to be out there. the dog wouldn't rather be home looking itself just hanging out? no. they want to be on their holdin on for dear life streeter yesterday and you don't see the ones where he fell, right? >> greg: right, they just had this and said welcome, no, he loves going out with us. he has no choice. don't ask him if years ago and he says, no, i'm going to hang out and watch sportscenter. >> greg: please don't take me out to the ocean, please don't. >> that's okay, they're just looking for attention, with thi on tik-tok. what's next? they going to walk there goldfish? >> my goldfish died today, by the way. oh, no, no, no, that one? >> two years. rip abe, i'm sorry, don't cry. >> i guess you can't walk him now. >> greg, how much do you love

those robot vacuum cleaners? >> greg: room bus, i love them. >> how much do you love them? roll tape. >> that is a dog who loves his robot vacuum cleaner. >> greg: what's he doing? is he trying to help it? >> no matter how bad you think you have it and left, someone has it worse. tom hanks with wilson. >> i can't even look at that. >> oh, my god. >> where's the parents? >> greg: this is the best end o video i've ever seen. >> i don't know where to look. >> animal porn. >> i feel like isn't there an fcc . >> there's got to be a better future for this dog. >> greg: that's amazing. poor guy, so confused. he's so confused. >> nobody can love a roomba lik that dog does. >> greg: you assume he would favor the upright vacuum, but -

you know. >> what turns him on. >> greg: all right, katy," it out. can you beat that? >> noted minor to previous videos are brought to the show were too violent so i chose a very mild mannered tortoise who is an elderly man giving his fu little goat kids a ride. just hanging out in the yard, and they are just hopping on to and hanging out. don't get anywhere that ideas like the last video. but, you know, they paid a lot of money for the right on the tortoise. is very slow going so it is a very relaxed afternoon. >> guest: that tortoise didn't sign up for that. >> probably pretty old. >> guest: we have to move on. that was definitely a downer after the hoping dog you can't beat a hoping dog, i'm sorry, katy. i know. well, poop will be it but not that. >> guest: your right up next, the one who said the school to get rich selling her stool.

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selling poop. a woman and instagram went mild first point how you could donat your stool to patient with bowe disorders for 500 bucks per p poop. and can be done daily. you can make up to $180,000 a year. jim? why are you still in comedy? >> i know, if i'd known about this ten years ago, i'd be a millionaire right now 3233 exactly. i guess is similar to get that donate and spring break. they figure i will make some money instead of flushing it down the toilet. >> greg: yes. that's what you do. >> do you know you can make donations six days a week? i look into this. you think people unlike the service they hold it in? so they give good the nation on monday? >> greg: exactly. lee, as a congressman, former congressman, what are your thoughts on this topic a chance for a lot of americans this would be the most point segment. you can make six figures just sitting. three through this seems like a

win-win for everybody, katy. >> okay, first of all, this is similar, funny story but it's for a good cause. it is for colon cancer and othe problems. also, you do have to fill out a health form in order to qualify so not anybody can qualify. also, and get a little weird when they say, just google or search local. donation, because i didn't do that because i do not want to see things i cannot unseat because the internet is a place where that happens very quickly 33 i learned that searching the hard way. emily, you know what, this seem like something to make some extra money without really having to leave your house. >> i don't see why anyone is paying for this at all just walked on exactly and scrape up the ( bleep ) everywhere in every inter-city. and if they're actually going into the hopper, yes for good cause, but just ask the staff. >> you have to qualify for the health check 33 home was poop. wouldn't that sort of further science? i better be way more interestin

science and their people to me we are already paying for ( bleep ) without taxes, i don't want to pay for ( bleep ) here. >> it's true. >> greg: i think people in the media should do this because they are really good at making bleep ) up. imagine if you get turned down, though? like to buy crap, oh, no, yours isn't good enough, sorry. >> that's what, i mean. it's not for everybody? so true. all right, don't go away, we'll be right back

>> we are out of time. thank you to our guest in our studio audience. [applause] >> trace: i am trace gallagher . it is 6:00 a.m