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rest of the country. we have a huge fentanyl problem in this country. we have is ila zine problem. we have a huge problem. >> we have a huge addiction problem. alcohol addiction, drug addiction. now illegal sports betting. mark my words. i hope i'm wrong. that will get out of control. addiction is insane in this country. we don't do anything to stop it. i've got to roll. thank you both. >> that's the point i would make. our borders are wide open. >> unfortunately that's all the time we have left this evening. please set your dvr so you never miss an episode. before you go a couple programming notes. headed back to the capitol wednesday four an exclusive show with the house speaker and several other top gop lawmakers. live audience show third thursday. let not your heart be troubled. hope greg gutfeld puts a smile on. i am chris gallagher in los angeles with a fox news update on the war in israel.
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benjamin netanyahu plowing ahead with the war on hamas saying know to calls for a cease-fire. tanks drive deeper into gaza. a widening ground incursion that stops short of a full-scale ground war. the prime minister also announcing that one more hostage has been freed from hamas. a 19-year-old female soldier rescued in an overnight ground operation. meantime attacks on u.s. troops in the middle east continue to rise now totaling 24. that despite attempts at the biden administration to send a message by striking iran lymph facilities in syria last week. u.s. college campuses also a battleground of sorts, a war of words in most cases. violence did break out during some competing demonstrations and police are investigating online threats made to jewish students at cornell university. let's get to our chief international correspondent steve harrigan live in northern israel with more on this. steve? >> reporter: over the past 24 hours we have seen multiple
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rocket attacks across northern israel. some of those attacks coming from inside lebanon from hezbollah fighters. other attacks coming from syria. at least seven towns across northern israel blaring their sirens including this town. people running for shelter inside the shelters to get away from rockets. some of those rockets were intercepted. others fell in open areas. one hit a house. no one injured in that. israeli airstrikes hitting back against hezbollah positions inside lebanon as fears grow of a possible northern front. back to you. >> steve harrigan live in the war zone. another update at the bottom of the hour and a full our breaking at 11:00 in the east and 8:00 p.m. in the west. i am trace gallagher in los angeles. now to "gutfeld!". all right!
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thank you. sit down. sit down. sit down. there was a mainstream media success over the republican speaker chaos. they are just as happy to ignore a far deeper divide among the dems. all it took was 1400 dead israelis to bring it to light. so let's have an adult conversation, shall we. i know what you're thinking. i guess that means no jokes. we will wait. we have been told all these years that the ultra- progressives like the squad are a fringe among the left. that ranting nut bags like aoc and rashida to leave don't really represent where the dems are going. they are socialist special sauce on the big mac up progressive policies. they might be a little spicy but they wouldn't ruin a meal. now it's clear that special sauce is rancid, spiked with child hormones and fentanyl and the meat was anything but kosher.
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you knew all along, didn't you america? you could see where the democratic party energy was. a party ones for the working class suddenly became all about protest, pronouns and pigmentation. schools taught the three rs of riding, ransacking and screaming racism. unlike the shocked talking heads who just can't believe undergrads are painting swastikas on walls, you are saying congrats dems, you created this monster. and you are right. the dems tolerance for some of the worlds most discredited ideas have left them running a daycare to a gaggle of screaming, uncontrollable monster children who refused to be ignored. they are still champion socialism. has no one ever taught the squad the result of the cold war? that america became the lead nation on earth while the soviet union became an answer on jeopardy? and just the $200 answer at that. traffic over the berlin wall was one way for a reason. soviet socialism didn't. and it hasn't anywhere.
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socialism transformed venezuela from a wealthy oil exporter to a broke and starving oil importer where they barely have enough fuel to barbecue animals from the caracas zoo. no person is illegal is another infantile progressive chestnut translated it means america, you not only don't deserve a border, you don't deserve a country. and then there was defunding the police. that went over about as well as a kosher deli on the gaza strip. a lot of older dems who knew better, the prague turned america's cities into overtaxed crime scenes. new york, chicago, san fran and philly are emptying faster than a buffet table backstage at the view. but like a third grader claims the dog ate his homework the new left have a built-in excuse for their failed ideas. white supremacy. white supremacy is why we can't have safe cities, a strong border or a cbs where nyquil isn't under lock and key. and it's also why we can't have
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israel. guess what, jews? they see you as white even if you don't. true jews are seen as part of the white majority that seeks to dominate people of color. how did this happen? their success means of race baiting industry when you excel. the irony is that the race baiting industry is what keeps the rest from excelling. when they label you a victim, you become one. instead you should be emulating jews and not hating them. buy allowing the anti-semite lobby to hook their cause to blm and the oppressor filter, the dems must energize the voters by now replacing the posters with hamas action figures. you've seen the videos and posters of jewish hostages torn down. jews assaulted in cities. we all got used to seeing those videos on the history channel. they look different in color now from seven days ago and set of seven decades. as we enter the election season,
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moderate and jewish democrats have to ask themselves, do i remain in a party that decided israel is a white supremacy nation that must be destroyed? according to the american enterprise institute the jewish vote in 2020 with joe biden over donald trump by a margin of 3 to 1. apology accepted, jewish voters. cannot hold next year for those who woke up two weeks ago to find themselves called nazis by those who own their parties future? even the new york times wondered how jewish leaders feel about their ideological allies seeing them as oppressors who deserve the blame. joel simons a progressive rabbi and founding director of the jewish center for justice some that up, quote, "the silence is deafening and it's a betrayal on so many levels. now a former liberal jew captures what this means on the ground. journalist barry weitz wrote about a political reawakening in the mass emergence from the woken slumber. she points to a democratic venture kabbalist who admitted what we already knew. trump is looking better and
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better. >> as a democrat who has been left homeless and is now definitely in the center but probably leaning increasingly right, i am left yet again with an appreciation despite the messenger of the message of the trump administration. what those guys did was pretty incredible in hindsight. >> yeah, it was incredible for a bunch of russian spies. but the fact is the further we get away from trump's previous presidency, the closer he gets to the next one. wise adds quote when black lives matter organizations are lionize an islamic terrorist by posting a paraglider logo he would be a fool not to reassess things. so dems, that ominous sound you hear in the distance is not eric swalwell. it may be the great reassessment as jewish voters find themselves targeted by the same frenzied left who pulled down statues,
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burn down cities and attacked the police. will they stick with the rabble who sees them as just another white monster who hates them for being a marginalized group that on marginalized itself? or will they jump to the party that has its own share of it at least believes and borders and law and order. and yes believes that israel has a right to exist without being subjected to mass murder. my advice to them would be get out. come here. the water is fine and it safe. let's welcome tonight's guests. fans who see his act can write off their tickets as a charitable donation. founder of the leftist party.com, michael leftist. she is so sassy she will make you gassy. fox news anchor julie banderas. if you don't honor his wishes, you will swim with the fishes. former mob campo and now author
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and motivational speaker michael francis. and he invented time travel by knocking someone into next week. new york times best-selling author, comedian and nwa world champion titus. loftis, as a homeless abandoned by society and raised by wolves, what advice can you give to jewish leaders who feel abandoned by their left wing allies? >> keep standing up and don't lose faith. keep standing up for what is right because eventually reality comes pouring in. that is what is happening to these journalists who are just like oh my goodness, trump was right. things were better off. is why these kids are ripping down the posters all over the place. they don't want the reminder of reality. they want to live in their
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fantasy world where we are the underdog and we are fighting. we are in the middle of the longest game of i told you so right now in american history. everybody knew it was going to go off the rails with biden. it's just a matter of how bad it is. america is a beautiful car. trump had it going. we like the new paint job with maga on the license plate. we should let biden drive. we were like [ bleep ] no. right? his parking in ukraine and has dead in the back and cocaine everywhere. >> it is so true. we can't let trump drive. he is so rude. he honks a lot. >> get the barely comatose dude to drive. i've got documents. documents here! hunter, keep it down. put the gag back in her. >> julie, it feels like the
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democratic party is abandoning everyone except the woke. they will not have anybody left. >> you are absolutely right. they don't have the entire jewish population left. before you keep up the good fight, switch parties. it's time to switch parties. if you are jewish and american you have to switch parties because if your democratic constituents do not have your back. the elected officials that say they are fighting for you, all these jews that are fighting for these democratic causes, forget about it. throw in the tower. rashida is a anti- somatic another democratic racist leader. both of these women have basically lead democrats down this path and may have been anti-semitic since before the war in 2020. they were lashed out for doing something anti-semitic on twitter. as far as i am concerned the democratic party has lost or should lose every jew in america. >> michael, good to see you. you use to be in the mob and now
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you are a motivational speaker. i am dying to know how you motivate people? >> they better do the right thing. or else. >> exactly. it would be a shame if you don't take my advice. what do you make a biden and's handling of things so far? it doesn't look too good. >> i can tell you this. i miss my criminal careers. it should have been 25 years later than what it was. i tell people all the time the defunding of the police. when i was on the street giuliani indicted me on a big case. if you say michael don't worry about anything and if you get in trouble you will get bail, no problem. we will give you six months in prison. what i would have gone straight at that point? i would've said thank you. i would have been a worse criminal. i cannot understand for the life of me what these people are thinking. you know what it is, too? i am married to a mexican woman for 38 years. the latinos are starting to
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understand that i have many african-american friends and are starting to see it. now we had to have a war in israel and they are starting to see it. this is all crazy stuff. everybody is coming around. >> giuliani indicted you and he wrote the forward to your book. >> that's beautiful. that's how it's supposed to work. >> he is not in law enforcement anymore. now he is on the street. now i can tell him what to do. only kidding. >> tyrus, what is your advice for jews who are still in the democratic party? >> i have none. i would just be like, what else do you need? the democrats, it's not the democrats. they are socialist. start calling them what there. the marxist socialist are good at convincing us of the group. it's the group. if you leave the group there is something wrong with you. republicans have been about individual achievement. you do your thing and make your money and build yourself. make sure you try to build
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generational wealth for your family. the jewish community did that as a group, which is against everything the democrats stand for. because they have the groups that depend on them. why they can never get anything. their greatest partner for a long time was us, the black community. they will tell us there is all this stuff out there but they will not let you have it. stick with us and we will fight until you get it. we are still fighting. our word. it is so racist out there. it is so hard to get you guys stuff. stick with us while they continue to build their wealth. bernie has got three mansions. he is socialist. how does that work? do i get to hang out there? can i have a room? he would say no. his security would throw me out. this war, what happened is they have been in this beautiful country called america where there was no real problem. you can invent stuff and call everybody in the racist. there was nothing reel that happen. there was no check system. no one to say i have a question
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and what about this? we have a big ass question on what happened in israel. they thought they could do what they always do. attack the majority, attack the normal way of thinking by creating racist. it is the poor palestinians and poor hamas. the jews were the oppressors. if there were oppressors there the day they invaded they would have gotten there. they would have made it. but they leave that out. common sense, truth, virtue are all things that they don't need because they deal in drama and making things up. that's what the woke did. the woke didn't have numbers. they tricked us on twitter. why do they want open borders? because they need numbers. they need soldiers and volunteers. as people come in they can only keep them for a few years. eventually the immigrants that come in our here for individual achievement. they left the group not to join another group. they are about the group. the jewish people represent the group that they despise the most because they don't need them for
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anything. they built their own communities from ashes. when the community is in trouble they fund raise and build generational wealth. their families build to a social democrat which is the worst thing every. that is why they are so against them. >> if the jewish and the amish ever get together, god forbid. >> up next will ufc fans watch fights while guzzling bud lights? and unlimited hotspot da. so, no matter what, i'm running this kitchen. (vo) make the switch. it's your business. it's your verizon. if you have chronic kidney disease you can reduce the risk of kidney failure with farxiga. because there are places you'd rather be.
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their official sponsor. a move sure to disappoint dylan mulvaney who is counting on another bud light check to pay for the gold lamet jockstrap. i thought that would land. it's been a rough year for bud light following the mulvaney mess. the dinosaurs had a better year after the meteor hit. sales took a nosedive amid boycotts after an ill-fated partnership with pope 80 which proved pairing beer with the trans spokesperson make as much sense as putting tampons in the boys bathroom which woke stirrers thought was a good idea. fans are calling for a boycott of ufc. as ufc ceo dana white noted while fans might not love it the move was not just about the money. >> i know people were upset with what they did, but i am looking at all the good things that they do. they employ 65,000 americans. they have thousands of bets that work for them. they spend $700 million a year
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with u.s. farmers using their crops to make products. did you know when there is big disasters they shut the plant down and they turn it into a water bottling facility and they bottled like 100 million bottles of water that they sent to disaster areas. i will focus on the good that they do. >> there you go. you can applaud. that is for me, actually. boycotts are not. this deal shows that as they pivot from mulvaney to mma anheuser-busch is rediscovering its core values. the most important one of course is avoiding bankruptcy. also it shows they learned an expensive lesson. when you swing too far to the left you have to swing pretty far to the other side. but also don't insult your customers. people like her beer because they can drink a lot of it and not get drunk. sorry, julie. is not because of a dude and woman face endorsed it. most of all you can still find your balls after firing someone who still talks there is in.
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why should people be upset about this? they should be saluting anheuser-busch for coming to their senses. >> i hate cancel culture. it is so woke. good for ufc. they probably would have been better off with going with cosmo because of the affiliation with dylan mulvaney. is that her name. her, his, him? whatever. it's good for them. i'm glad they moved on. bud light is an american company. i want to put this on the record here. you made a mistake. i don't drink beer. i never drink beer. it makes you bloated. it's disgusting. i do not drink beer. i also haven't drank in two weeks. thank you very much. >> congratulations. spoke it wasn't on purpose. i got rsv. but i decided while i was sick i said i haven't had a drink in 10 days. this is a trend. i will keep going. >> and then your heroin dollar goes out much farther. >> i have always said aa is for quitters.
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but i am going to try it. >> mike, they always say if you go woke you go broke. but now if you go on woke maybe you will go on broke? >> i happen to agree with what dana said and i believe in second chances. i had second, third and fourth chances myself. i believe in that. i'm not really a beer drinker. i'm a wine drinker. i have a wine in my name. you should try it sometime. >> maybe sometime in the future. i wonder if i don't if he will kill me? >> i'm not a beer drinker, but i drink bluemoon and bud light. but i haven't had a bud light since all the stuff started. i am glad they came back. i like that. give them a second chance. it is an american company and they do a lot of good things. give them a shot. >> do see other companies reverting back to their core mission like disney and target and victoria's secret. they were going back to hot
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chicks. >> they figured out real quick that chubby guys would beards and makeups don't sell to anybody. it's a small group, i guess. i am good with this on two fronts. one, let's remember you can't sink the whole ship because one idiot couldn't drive. you know what i'm saying? it was one person. remember that. it was an equity higher. that's the real lesson i hope they learn to. we don't need to make that bigger. that was the mistake. one woke person got on there with these great ideas and everyone else went and played golf. when they came back from golf she ruined the [ bleep ] company. this is true. so what do they do? here's the thing. bud light is still with the nfl and nba. when you go to events and stuff. i am a beer drinker. i use to have orange bud light.
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it was phenomenal. i drink it in summer time during the day. is that soda? sure. when that happened we drop them. the reason why i dropped it had nothing to do with it. it was a man and woman face. that would be like me drinking something that howard stern was selling after he had black face on. that is what i equated it to. now the lesson is this. you go woke and go broke. come back to america and you get paid. good for ufc. dana white lit it up. hopefully redemption dark the next time someone comes in the board meeting and says i've got this great equity higher. they throw beer bottles at him and get him out of there. >> it feels like a true apology to the bud drinkers. >> that's how it's supposed to look. that's what makes me angry about it. it does. >> like a homeless woman of america.
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that bleeds red, white and blue and subaru. listen, bud light made this colossal mistake. now the first impulse was i know what these rubes want. remember that super patriotic add they did? we are america. dalmatians in slow motion flags. that didn't work because it was so obvious. now they are going for ufc. what is the most fighting manliest work we can get behind? i don't think they respect the people who enjoy the product. >> i disagree, michael. when somebody agrees with you, just agree with them. they are admitting they are wrong. now you are being a big baby. >> that is fine. but i want to get my way. give me $100 million. >> anheuser just said we [ bleep ] up. there you go. up next, college kids hit new
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so you don't know the back roads. i don't want to be late for the party. i'm gonna save us five minutes. some people just know what road to take. gps: you're on the fastest route. those are the people who know safe drivers save 40% with allstate. i am trace gallagher in los angeles with a fox news update on the war in israel the. netanyahu plowing ahead with the war on hamas saying know to calls for a cease-fire. tanks drive deeper into gaza. a widening ground incursion that stops short of a full-scale ground war. the prime minister also announcing that one more hostage has been freed from hamas. a 19-year-old female soldier rescued in an overnight ground operation. attacks on u.s. troops in the middle east continue to rise. the total is now 24. u.s. college campuses also a battleground of sorts. a wore of words in most cases but violence did break out
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during some competing demonstrations. police are now investigating online threats made to jewish students at cornell university. there have also been other threats. stay tuned to the fox news channel for a full hour of breaking news coverage on "fox news @ night" 11:00 in the east. i am trace gallagher. yes, we are back. college kids carry water in support of civilian slaughter. it it's these idiots latest error in defending hamas terror. anti- israel college students walked out of classrooms across the country to show support for gaza amid the israel wore. the walkout left college instructors in the awkward position of having to brainwash each other instead. these stupid pieces of [ bleep ] say they are demanding an end to the siege in gaza. they want the american universities to cut ties with weapons manufacturers that provide arms to israel. when hamas busts into a few hundred houses and slaughters everyone for being jews the
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worst thing that can happen is a bit of self-defense. has one organizer told teen vogue, your number one source for lipgloss and leftist insurgency, their goal is to disrupt the day-to-day complicity on american college campuses. , quote, "we cannot stay silent about this. as if they stay silent on anything. aside from when you ask them who will higher their pathetic once they graduate. hamas does not hold a job fair on their campus. i say let them walk out. better yet keep walking until your feet get wet and then keep going. michael, do you have any advice for these kids? >> i don't get it. does it start in the house? i have seven kids, five daughters and two sons. they watch fox news. we brought them up a certain way. i think it has to have something to do with the parents. obviously these professors are going out of their minds.
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these young kids want to be with the underdog. but they don't realize who the underdog is in this place. they forgot the heads chopped off and who got burned and horrible things. i don't know what they are thinking. >> they are not thinking, tyrus. i believe this is a hysteria, a brainwash that has been cultivated for years. >> we keep trying to solve the riddle of stupidity. you know what i'm saying? they are spoiled. this is the result of successful america. you end up with uninformed spoiled brats who think they can just jump on anything because there is never any consequences. every time they see a show, if everyone cheers, they think of star wars because they are stupid. everyone cheers for luke skywalker and two in the back say they like a vader. they say things and everyone pays attention to them. they do things and they think there is no consequences.
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the three best or that ripped the picture off cannot believe they are in trouble. you are making me feel unsafe now. it is the parents because the parents didn't do any parenting. they were buddies and friends and support system and whatever they got in trouble it was the other guys fault. i recently was at a restaurant with my children and this lady came in with her child and she said what would you like to eat. i don't like anything here. let's go somewhere else. she said let me look at my gps. i just yelled out lose. loser. that kid. did you guys ever see that kid anywhere? no. if you do, you know what to do. yes dad, we do. >> i am afraid to ask. you know what kills me? they act like not going to class is a sacrifice. if they really believed in this cause they would actually take
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on some kind of hardship. >> for real. you want to put them on a bus and introduce them to a bunch of vietnam vets. somebody who really went through some horrible [ bleep ] . that is what this guy did. he sacrificed everything and came back without a leg and was wounded. tell them what you did. tell them what you did win the [ bleep ] hit the fan. i walked out of calculus. and then i went back late. i was late when i went back and did not take notes. >> they act like the college isn't going to cash the check anyways. stupid. >> julie, these kids are making themselves on hire a bowl. where are they going to work except maybe for you. >> i wouldn't even hire them. i wouldn't hire myself. these kids are blink blink idiots. this is our education systems. this is what we are raising to
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be the future of america, which is extremely sad and quite frankly none of these idiots can afford to miss any part of school. they need to be in school because they are uneducated. because of their own education is the teaching staff. it is the local culture and all of our public schools. it starts in high school. in fact it starts in elementary school. we need to teach the children about being trans and this is what we get. >> it is getting earlier and earlier. they have to get the kids when they are young. >> we are not educating our youth. we are teaching them garbage and then they go out there and believe it. >> from driverless cars we have local news beyond compare. so i . unlike some others, it supports 7 brain health indicators, including mental alertness from one serving. to help keep me sharp. try new neuriva ultra. think bigger.
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from gerth men magazine. and now, here's chet. >> thank you. it's local news were each guest has to share a story from wherever they are from. then i vote on a winner and that person gets to. we interrupt "gutfeld!" build. chet van jensen has been stripped of his man award after being spotted rollerblading nude and possibly drunk on the streets of london. this after van jensen was caught several times in the u.s. attempting similar feats of public. when later asked why he traveled all the way to england for his latest on he replied, quote, "because every country should get to see this body, not just america. also i didn't know you are not allowed to do that here. we will keep you updated on this story. now back to "gutfeld!" filled. >> another tough break for chet. tyrus, go first.
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>> this one is a bittersweet one. i have some issues with this. a medford man wins a million dollars on a lottery ticket that he didn't know he lost. his housecleaner found the lottery ticket and gave it to him. i think this is worth something. he cashed it in and took the quick pay, which was $650,000 after taxes. you've got to love bidenomics. he told the lottery he will use some of that money to help a friend and he also plans to donate some to charity. but nowhere in there does this individual break off the made. sometimes, kids, it's not always right to be honest. you are cleaning up and you pick up the vase and you find the lottery ticket. if this was in my household, because i don't do laundry. we have established that. tyrus don't do laundry.
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there is this rule. anything i leave in my pockets is fair game. so i would have lost thousands of dollars in some cases. various pounds of $2 bills. in my house a million dollar lottery ticket i would have come home to a note. i feel like he's got his little money but he should have broke off the made. >> yes. i would say you would do a story from your home, but you are homeless. >> america is my home. >> writing the rails. >> my belongings are in a burlap sack. this is from my hometown of columbus, ohio, the heart of it all. this is about to get very. the ladies love this. put the glasses up there. columbia city has made the top 50 cities for rats. then you think this is exciting news.
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this is a game changer. columbus came in at number 18. that is middle of the pack. that is fake news is what i say. >> as a transient bum hobo, rats are your closest friends. >> there. i train them to do my bidding. >> you are a regular modern-day willard. >> i question this whole study. here who is scamming in at number one. chicago. that is number one. l.a. was number two. new york at number three. i called rat [ bleep ] . >> there you go. michael, you don't like rats. >> i really don't like rats. absolutely. >> that's why i sit here. i make connections. where are you from? >> i am from brooklyn originally. >> what story you've got? >> i live in california now. every day there is something
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crazy out there. some alien came up on the beach. now our great governor put a law in so that street walking is practically legal again. if you go to san francisco or los angeles you would think you are on canal street back in the 70s. it's unbelievable. i read a story about an autonomous vehicle company cruiser that they lost their license because one of the cars was in an accident in a pedestrian got hurt. when i am thinking about it i go back to the day and i say i wonder how this would be if you are looking at this as a getaway car. now you have nobody driving. that's the person they went after all the time. i'm always thinking ahead. the criminals got it. what are they going to do with this? >> that is one less guy for the cut. >> exactly. >> you save money on it. >> you have a mind, there. i am worried about you right now. >> i was confused. i thought the autonomous car hit a?
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>> it hit a real person. >> julie, clothes it out with a great story. >> this is a fox news alert. the bears have gone wild in the state of connecticut. it proves another point that children are much like wild animals. case in point. take a look at this one bear who raids the refrigerator, goes into the freezer, grabs lasagna. totally normal. but notice this. when the bear actually evaluates the home and leaves the refrigerator door wide open and goes out the window and leaves the window open and doesn't close it and leaves a mess in its wake. my three kids. moving on to number two. another bear gone wild. this one decided to actually do a chore around the house unlike my kids. if we can wait for this bear to approach the garbage can. he is taking out the trash. i'm not talking about my ex. i am talking about the trash can. if only i could get my children to be as ambitious as this bear as he takes the trashcan. he takes it off the ring cam and out into the woods. at least i don't have to deal
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with it. >> at christmas you have to give them a christmas card with some money in it. >> how can you do a story which is two bears. i am waiting for the third bear. >> she is right here. >> you need three examples. we learned that in journalism school. i did a whole class on bears. really? it was in a bar. up next a flight could have bee. tragic because of mushrooms that were magic. 50. it's lying dormant, waiting... and could reactivate. shingles strikes as a painful, blistering rash that can last for weeks. and it could wake at any time. think you're not at risk for shingles? it's time to wake up. because shingles could wake up in you. if you're over 50, talk to your doctor or pharmacist about shingles prevention.
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a story in five words. five words. pilot trips out on shrooms. an off-duty alaska airlines pilot, aren't they all, try to shut down a plane's engine midflight saying he took magic mushrooms 48 hours before the incident. do you buy this? >> no. i have never taken mushrooms. i have a friend or three that have done mushrooms in front of me and they have never bin that thought innovative to take apart. they sit there and eat and sleep. they are lazy. this was ambitious to take apart an engine of an airplane. >> he tried to disable it. i am going to go ahead and exaggerate. >> i don't think you read the story. >> he tried to disable the engine. i need to sensationalize. i'm a journalist.
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>> should this guy go to jail for trying to kill everybody? >> out. lock his ass work. i am flying for work. pilots are in the news way too much lately. it seems to be a common trend. drugs and trying to have sex with people. then they want to crash the plane. fox might have to invest in a tyrus bus. it will take me three days to get here. i will do one show. >> john madden did that. >> he got away with it too. he only had to do one day a week on sunday. cihak have you ever tried magic mushrooms? >> i never did. i saw the effects of lsd. i take all vegetables off the table for any pilot or anybody that will be in that position. >> what do you say, loftus? >> he had done the mushrooms 48 hours before and said he had been awake for 40 hours and was having an anxiety attack. it's almost like the false headline. i have heard that when you do
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bus rooms, i have heard that when you do mushrooms it is pretty cool. if he was on mushrooms, they wouldn't have crashed the plane. it would have flown a little bit. there would have been some music going. sooner if there was a crash we would never know why. think about that. >> i heard that when you are on mushrooms you get really flexible. he would have survived the crash and seen him sitting indian style talking to everybody like they are still there.your >> that is terrible. don't go away. back. actively shields the enamel to defend against erosion and cavities. i think that this product is a gamechanger for my patients- it really works. icy hot. ice works fast. ♪ heat makes it last. feel the power of contrast therapy. ♪
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