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trump might consider be him ast vice president in order to cancel ouhet the third party impact. because, sean, when i look at the numbers, i think rfk jrha hurts trump more than he hurts biden. but and by the way, 100 questions. why does he doesse he hurt him now? because people think he might be conservative might e is hisi record is pretty liberal. >> i called him out on it the last time he was on. >> yeah. yeah. look, i think a lot of peoplein agre people 100% with his positn on covid, and i think that's where mostk this is coming fro. and by the way, credit to dana white. by the's 100% right own whatever political opinion you wrong don't back down. >> all right. thank you. that's all the timthat'se we hae left this evening. set your dvr and never miss an episode. we will be ever miss an in nashvilletomorr tomorrow night and thursday night. le thursday t your heartbeat tr. >> greg gutfeld is yak, yak,
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yak, yak. happy tuesday, everybody. yeah. i all right, let's do it. the secret service is stumped by this baggie of bump. there you go. e? >> remember when somebody left a bag of cocaine in the white house an how t d? remember how the secret service evacuated the west wing and closed up the streetand clos surrounding the white house? initially, everybody thoughtlly' joe had once again left a floater in the men's room. >> then rememberthen how oneess of president biden's precious children was staying in that taxpayerching in facility at the because joe wanted to keep the impressionable youngster awa away from bad influences or at the very least, hide hims or from process servers.e >> and remember h how karine jean-pierre gotimangr really, really angry that the press kept even asking about, jus even though she didn't want to talk about it. >> i'm just saying once and foyr whether or not the cocaine belonged to, the biden family,
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you know, there has been some a response similar reporting about the family and.re and so i got to call that outr here. thwatwo dayss clear two days agn talking about this over and over, the biden family was not here. so to ask that question is actually incredibly and i'll just leave it there. >> wow. wa.e way she's reacting. e mayb >> i'm starting to believe maybe she sold it to huntee it >> you know, press secretaries don't get paid that much. it's true. during. the bush administration, dana perino was selling injectable but implanth adminis on the her street name was derriere. >> dana, you also remember how the service claimed they had no idea who left the blow inside the most secure building in the world. that's harder to swallow than jeffrey dahmer's meatloaf. to come on, people. oh, that's tasteless. but it's like asking who is
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hottest late night talks show host. >> the answer's right in front of you. well, that big cocaine headaches returned. the white house, released new pics of that pesky pouchky j of. and as you can see, the culprit didn't just drop the bag. a happy dustdropof happy nilly. it was stored in a locker forr cell phones. it was locker number 50, to be precise, which is most likely unlockedpr with some sort of kef >> that's what the little keyhole is for. i learned that by watching lawn and order and also when i hide in the planet fitness locker room. >> so i got an idet ana why not find out who has the key to locker number 50, right. i'm no nancyright? drew, althoughcan ro i can rock a plaid skirt. >> but if you find the persock n with the key to that locker, you're one step closer to finding the owner that knows e er tcandy. >> but who in the world could be that forgetful to leave a ba g of behind? you know, cavuto made the same a point today. vet you always remember our cocaine and forget our cell phone, not the revershee e i'm joking, wast
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cavuto but what will this cav forgown culprit misplace nexutt to a laptop? >> according to the secret servict?laptope, they could onlw down the suspect to 500 people,l despite all their surveillance cameras and other state despitec the art security, they just couldn't figure out who it was. >> samd otheo they closed the ce in just 11 days, the same amount of timee in it takes joeo find his way offstage. th so here are the suspects so far. based on the symptoms we know about cocaine abuse use. well, it leads to aggressivehavi behavior like a certaiorn bitey dog named commander. i know it can alsor. lead to extreme weight loss or perhaps deterioratio pern in ann hygiene habits. >> and you can't countd you thh who are constantly laughing and dancing. y >> and, you know, some might say she's a doctor, which is aso perfecct t cover for running a drug ring. >> how about dilated pupils
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in nonstop gibberish? and don't forget excessive lying? bud of cours e, there's all this sniffling and sniffing,, but there's someone we know. it can't be. absolutely. it's not him. no him.ay, don' way.riousl don't even think about it. no, seriously. knock it offy,t . it anyway, here's one reason why it might not have been hunter'nd . according to a secret service report obtained by the daily mailin hisecre, testing showed e cocaine was cut with baking soda . you know, you got to thing hunter bucks up for the pure stuff. ame st i right? we know we can afford it. true, this coke wasit more stepped than anhan an american flag at a college protest. >> so other thancan these picte new pictures, why are we revisiting this story? >> well,s by way of comparison, the feds are still tracking down people who entered the capito ol on january six, 2021. who that was almost three years ago. but the feds are still on the cas 6, 2021almoste, whice they're probably innocent.
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think about it it's whyge they don't chase rich democrats for their crimes, becauset that what do you do when you find out that they're guilty? you do nothing . you can't. your hands are tied. it is better to chasese trump supporters and then lock y them up. so they nailed the guy who put up his fee whoup hist on pelosie but not the criminal mastermind who left a bag of coke in thee white house. it's amazing what the government can accomplisgocahd with the proper motivation and what they can specifically avoiwhn d doing, especially when they're given the order to stand down. e on >> the secret service used to be the one federal agency everybodrybodytrust.y trust. they have the toughest job in the world, putting their live line tos on line to t the president. they have to swear to take a bullet foro , someone, which is what i expect from kilmeade when we're out in public together. >> but now they seem like they're bumbling around, trying to solve the simplesrount crime. either those agents reallyer tho are incompetent orse just pretending to at their job in order to protect the bidenn
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family. which likelihood is worse? familyone thing is for sure hunr isn't losing any sleep overr thisis. >> i wonder why that works out.a welcome tonight's guest. we're demanding a ceasndex fire against this taylor, host of fox across america, jimmy failla , jimmy and appl, she's funny, t talented, good looking. wait, that's me. actress and comedian chandler julietd co. oh, she's too small to tackle and impossible to shackle. shacgyork times" best sellin and fox news contributor kat timpf and he trims his beard with an outboard. >> "new york times" best selling author, comedian and former nwa for world champin iris. you know, jimmy says this is aau story basically about smugglingr
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cocaine into the white house. we figured you'dedul be expert at least smuggling cocaine. you'll never get to the whit nee house. >> what do you think is going on here? well, i mean, the truth is it's hunter'smy: the . no okay, we know that it's hunter's, because in order for the coke to get into the whiteuo house, it needs to bypass security. and only the family byy. passing securiteeds >> you dig? and if you've learned anything from the laptop, let's be honest. thissecuri has a lot of suspicis packages. >> you know what i mean? goodnight, everybody. op this y that but it's terribl. >> i mean, and the only thing i would tell as a takeaway, because i'm not i'm not a drug dealer, okay? but i'm going througas a take he like someone who's playing ang: undercover drug dealer on 21g an jump street. >> i have the act. i have the absolutcovee opposite experience this week. you know, like you can tell what you look like based on ho w you walk through times square and the drug dealers approach you. >> sugealers approaco like whend at fox, i would walk through 42nd street and guy would be like, yo, brother, we got coke. we roach me got smoke, we got weeds i walk through this morning, he's like, yo, we got lipitor, we got ozempicpe thi. >> you know, i mean, you anditor your girl go to sleep good tonight with these breathe
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right strips, daddy, you know. >> so i feel for the drugwi dealerth thes, but i feel like t same time, like the lack of interest in this. e medi yeah. is why people hate the media for being hypocriticala for g .e okay. they freaked out when trump brought diet coke intoak. the white house, right? okay. this guy showing up with original recipe. we don't showip wi get gosh da. >> chandler. that's a really good point. getand surprised. gre it came from jimi.g: oh, that terrible breathe right joke chand. >> but anyway. no, it's true. it's like remember whent su weump warpri m jimms president,e running articles constantly about what drug he was r on.s ti remember, he's always tweeting at night. he must be on adderallt night hd he's taking some kind of speed. but here they don't seem to min of sphered. neither is the fbi. what do you think of that? you're right. they said that h ye his sniffle. coc was that because he used to do cocaine? absolutely right about that. thah. you know, i think that they couldn't come up with any suspects because everyone in the white house wasny blownn out. the only way they can get through the day really , and it's definitely not hunter's because it was cold baking soda. yeah, he would.t and
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maybsae they sent it to him and he tested it out because. no, that's not the real. so that's my. i'll just throw that in the locker. >> yeah. it's like baking soda cat. i mean not that al t throw i would know,t i wo but that seems like an odd thing to cut cocaine with usuallyd it's baby laxatie again. >> not that i would know. yeah babtive, , i get why it's to find the person who did this, though, becaused this people who do a lot of cocaine, they never talk. >> yeathough h. look >> oh, look, i don't think's it's hunter's, though, because he smokes crack rocks, right? >> yeahough that was his whole thing. he liked to smoke the crack rocks and noket snort it, righta >> yeah, that's true. you're absolutely right. see, i alst o think that the investigation wouldn't be that hard. they saiey narrod they've narrot down to 500 people. they can narrow itow down furthr with one question, which is, one, a bumh p. ou >> i should be a detective. you really should. i would watcy h out of a law and order svu. >> timpf me, too. >> there you go. oh, i mean, so, tyrus, this
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story reminds me of a lot of stories in the media where they don't bother up like we talked about, like how the homeless were just swept off the streets in san francisco. >> nobody. and where do they goe did th? st nobody knows. you find coke. who does it belong to? nobody ws. knows, i guess we'll never find out. now everybody knows. and you know wha what?r sold i'm proud of everyone in this panel. you have never sold drugs. how yeah, because you don't know that baking soda is how you make mak crack. >> oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. my word. listen, people, i'm an addict. you listenm . >> i don't condone making crack, okay? but if you must if yout, bakinga is important. okay? okt down, you gotse to boil it down, and they use baking soda to rock it up. so he literally it wasso not his cocaine. he didn't have cocaine. i have pre crack in a locker room, but i didn'tack in t coca locker room. he would be the guy who would buy that because he likes crac c
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he smoked crack. so he if he would does cocaine, he would do the sames cr with te baking powder cut because that's what he likes. yeah. and it's cheaper bakin. those of us who've seen the way he pays child support, he likes to save his mone thosy. >> yes. so it's 1,000%. yeah. everyone knew it was his stuff. plus, i watched a lot of forensic files before i go to sleep at night. and one of the things beside was that gets men in troubles all the time, it's these little things called fingerprintssen t, right? plastic baggies are pretty good at catching fingerprints fe so it shouldn't take very hard to go. one does and be like, ohrpt be e got a print. yeah. and it was a locker agai n, surface very good at catching the print. so they already knew. they don'tw. want it. they want it to go away.e and they try to confuse americans sayinghave, we've got0 suspects to wear my thing, they're great. bring them in. i would loe e. the lineup. yeah. so we know whose it is. it is.e and it won't come ouout t untibl a part of it, because if its does get found out that it is, he goes to jail. ey'r
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yeah. so that's why the secret. they're not there they're not takinge real bullet.presid they're taking a bullet for the president to protect his son. en hit's infuriating when you i think the contrast between this besix is really important because there are people that are there's no shortage of agents these pee people.s some people that weren't even there, you know, and instead, this guy, it's just it's just. we could wrap this wrap investigatioped n up.leaned i would have teamed upit with detectives and temp detectivesrus and , walked in ta and put the light on them, and i'm going to get a cup of coffee. cat would have sat c o down to e like, want a bump? yeah. yeah. bd and then i would have come in for some baking soda and we would have had it. would you have a catchphrase so like, you know, like. >> like the guy? yeah, it would be one above. and i'm goin?g, a i will not have a catchphrase. >> i just love the tyrani woultd you know, the crack recipe. >> like, i have a different. yeah, i sold drugs when i was >> nter. i have a different steve doocy cookbook. eve dooci got to buy that one. : >> all right, we must move on. w up next.
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have crushed joe biden in the electoral college. l with >> this news hasn't sat welle with the media. i got. ah ha ha ha. basketball fun. >> that's true treatment forg of trump derangement is already flying off the shelves. >> the number crunchers crunc at stack data strategy sayshe trump is on track to get 292 electoral sound and wisconsin. by the way, that thumping sound you're hearing is hillary clintou're heas hilln beating hd against the wall. >> so it's trump's new york fraud trial goes on. we are headed fol goesr the gret third act since the sixth sense, when we found are out. >> haley joel osment would grow wo to be a weird looking adult .
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>> what is that?grow ue i don't know what that is. solookin as the witch hunters kp throwing new charges and indictments at trumpp , r hc are they actually doing him the biggest favor he could ask for? they're keepin g busy, whichurna in turn makes him less visible. and this as voters rememberingse what he did as president as opposed to what he said h mo as each month passes, he just looks better and bette hr and j. looks worse and worse. so what's joe go t? >> say, nah, nah, nah. no, look, they only like the guy because they don't see him anymore. >> i meaanymorn, out of sight, e of mind. i't you talking to an expert t, that field. >> all right, i'm hiding. joe bidem hidee biden. i'm heading back to the basement, baby. oh, yeah yeah.. my last time i spent so much time in the basement, i grew lold on my chest. >> here. you want to see over this? all right, so we call karine jean-pierre karine jean-pierre cellar,
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where we like he. we're less than a year away right now. we're at under a year. what do you make this electoral electoral college surveya is? >> can't talk about the election without doing my duty an share the truth. they have been hiding from us. and it is the election flat.han: really? i'm not afraid to say it. i'm not crazd to y. >> and i'm not suicidal. really, are you? i lostsuicidal>> gre you. >> it's flat. listen, i can't say these g things on air for obvious reasons. >> so you guys are going to do your own research. okay. >> research. flat election. flat election. what dt o you mean? i dated one of those in seventhe grade. ne a all right, well, have one at night. yeah. >> oh, there you go. f it's a pill. iwere's a pill for thiors. we kept that. that was the joke. what? that was the jok>> greg:e
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e was to me. oh, i didn't get it. that went over m my head. >> well, you're sure? yeah. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. of >> bone what do you make of this stuff, tyrustuff? i just did. >> oh, we're at work right now . >> yes, i know. and to be fair, i don't have a . >> no, you have to agree your composure, tyrus. oh, he just snorted.t >> oh.la oh, me? i laughed as hard as iug washed. a little girl. ow, ow, ow, ow ! >> what was the question? the question is, do you foresee a trump victoryotrumy in 2004? >> oh, he's in jail. g to he will be in jail. mm-hmm. they're not going to stop like ss triathis trial is. >> i you know what i keep saying? likewhat you , know that we hadn was th bill clinton was the first black president, then we had barack obamak .
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i am convinced now that trump is the third black president. just by the way, this trial's going. if you have evertr in trial anda brother and the judge says, i don't care what yo u to say, welcome to black america. so this is literallyly w going . he will be elected. whoever the vp is was is going have to pardon him to get him out. but the good news is that when they get him out when they , hee to walk out of prison, walk up to the podiuo m and talk some really good. >> yeah. wherea].ereas ths the other sid he gets sworn in, it will be his last rites. >> yeah, that's a good point. yeah. you know, a year from now, he'll biden will literally be on his deathbed when he gets electeene getsd. >> i have a theory. would you like to hear my theory? i kind of mentioned it last week briefly t , that the biden presidency was like a super bowl halftim wase. it's like the first half was trump. and it was so exhausting and exciting. you needed a p break, make a sandwich that was the bidenprd presidency. .now we're ready for secondwho'
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oflf, which is trump who's going to come back and beat and have the rest of this amazing game. caus >> really glad you brought it up because i haven't been able to stop thinking about it sincne i would. >> i jus t the only reason people do these studies and survey s this early is thatause people like us will talk about them cause there's no wa y know. >> just think about november of 2019. was soi was so sure. >> i was like, you know, like trump's going to win. so sure. an wholee thing. >> whew. saw that coming. yeah, we could have seenif w that into. >> the future. like it's illegal to be a restaurant. yeahl to. out yeah. are there people working out at this gym? yes. you're under arres t. at like, that was a real thingppen that happened. nobody predicted that . the only reasoed. ave predn that doesn't we even believe it is we live through it because it becagh i crazy. so who knows what will happen between now and november? peybe like, none of us will even be people anymore. >> you know, it's what's scary is, you know that as trump, ifps trump is winning, the media is t
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is going to get crazy. it's going to be super crazy's w >> jimmy.i i think this is what i think, though. i think politics and the omnipotent president, i knowt, ' that's a big word for me, but the inhibited presence of the news cycle kindg word mae us a prisoner of the moment in that we're analyzing these polls as if thisdent is trumphou is running against biden is not running. he's not runnings running okay there's no way behind closed doors. they think he's running. when you see obama supporters like axelrod speaking up and saying like, what's with the polls? >> yeah, they know deep down we can't be living in a n america where we have a president who makes the sign language interpreter shrug. >> do you understand? last joe biden actually said at the state of the union. second, the last line, now's the time to choose between lt an and shrugging of having a hammer. >> that's and if and if you watch the video, the sign language interpreter goes from like signing to like googling because he's like, i don't know, i got nothing. like they're not sig running hi. okay, we have a president you couldn't play scrabble with because you'd be fightingco the whole time. >> not a word. that's not a word. i can't give you the points.
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>> times b plus new times different. i'm just going to finish this line. ca j finin i finish this line?? and then? all right?ahead of that c and d, all right. so then this brad stood there for another 35 seconds,g ne twitching and looking nervous before the professor finallys let him launch into his nonsense. >> b prime and you find it for me? >> go ahead. as you witness all the way to . how am i? i'm 21. want like walking out of my club. but we stand for the liberation of palestine against average size perpetuated by nyc, israel and the united states. great, great, great guys. pretty, pretty. >> palestine. palestine. that's the worst protest ever.
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first off, kid, if you getn do a protest, the least i could do is memorize it instead of readingt instea off your wel. how did you get into mit in theo first place that the stanford ignoring terror. but this just goes to show you how neutered teachers have stbecome. ve thr i would have thrown that clown out immediately. hopefully this pro-hamas doesn't become a suicide bomber because if they get 72 , he'll be the 73rd ad.er >> good job there. yeah, but that teacher was a a much better i mean, seriously, what a worse. which is why i always go back g to my essential suggestion to improve our schools, hirer ou more teachers. i try to shoehorn it entire sho is any chance i get. it's never over. never forgetver. kayla mueller gyrus. >> if you were the teacherr and you were a teacher. >> yeah, i was a teacher. oppo would you i meae whn the teacher had an opportunity though, and he kind of missed it. tr
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and i think he right when he finished a hold on one second. and if you want to try it this waone.secondy and just one secod and just keep doing one secondt while you finish all the things. hold on. let me ask a few questions. hold on. let me go to my cas. n let mer liket i would have i would have kept dragging it out because he was he had to so babecausd. rvous yeah. so nervous he was doing that. i got to dance. and if you jusheoinge i'vet i c i would have kept that equation going forever. there was plentyep room on the third chalkboard. just keep going. and those fe omw of impaired.visual i will now.ly i'll keep doing it until- keep he beat himself. he had to go outside. and the sad part is they keep the newest thing. they're yellinto g with these the the palestinianhizeer sympathizers is they keep yellins,p g, they keep yelling. and it's they don't because they only go as far as the the google title to that the population has tripled. >> yeah. ripple that is horrible. o yeah, that is some of the worst in the world when the population has tripled and when their surrounding point arabic allie surrouns wont
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them in for very good reason. so g they're they just don't evn though he's in math, he cannot u put two and two together. yeah. because he's a. yeah. why and why is he in college at all. like i would do. but you know in e at what, as a student, i would pull some dumb like this to get of class to go do something fun. right? theythey to do something fun. yes. >> cat i couldn't help when thi i was watching this. there was this lookinglookin the chalkboard and going i never i guess i never went gu te. al colleg i didn't know what was going on on that chalkboard. yeah, true. you're like, you idiot. thd like, yet you have no idea what is on the chalkboard. >> you knoe w? thoug done pretty okay without math,h. though. i know you have, i must sa you o yeah. taking anything of the content away from the protest and justm looking at it from, you know, the the protest technique, itrv.
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is kind of funny because he was he was so nervous. >> probabl he was probably liket there the whole time. am i going to do it? like, go t to do it? do it you got to do what you told to everybody. you got to do it. you got to do it. imag protests of alldo it. were like that. >> people like, what do we want? like, it's not because it's good time. >> lik e i can come back later and tell you later, screw yo, jimmy, if i were the teacher, i would go to that kid's house.i yep. and kill himd'us with kindness. no, i would interrupt his timeqz maou know, to do a pop quiz, maybe. >> who's playing x-boxybe he's?r that's what the kids do. tyrus. did i make fun of myself commbeentime for goingo to community college? but i've never been prouder. for real? ye, fos. e >> to have majored in intro to x-box than i have them right now. because, like, i didn't take out a quarter of $1,000,000 in debt. you know what? i'm i didn't write iti ha admissions letter. i didn't give a guy named spider a bag of weedd get intog nassau community but straight up. >> and you got a great career after that. you were int a cab driver?u wera yeah, but for real i did it wasr
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a1a lot of people don't. a loiver t people don't know that. but the point is, if this wouldn't happen at community college, that' knos what i'm prd of because the ex-con teaching my class. what a start. a kico thed, get up, turn on hih instagram video and have been like, shut the up. the and that would have been the end of it. the kid would have been horrified. they would have ran away cryin have beed ragycho . but can i give you some deep psycho analysis and i'll do it fast. okay. for real . and you might appreciate this. this is what's going on here. these kids have invested maybe b 30 years worth of debt into these degrees, and they don' t really hold any value oran meeting in the world. and i think protesd t on collego campuses has become a way to make you feel like what you're has a higher meaning, meaning no one in the world cares that you're going to major you in gendert if you studies. but if you think you're freeing people from a pretend depression you'rfreein, it almon like a sound investment. that's why you would always meet like strippers that sayrs they're their way through college. >> it has a higher calling, but none of the stripper ss i dated were stripping their way through college, and these guys were great looking. >> you know what i mean? t no >> so that's terrible. chandlerth, this is actually way
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a real school. this is m.i.t.. is this like it? >> this isn't some like,s you know, arizona statisn't e. >> sorry people have which hast. had its shot on tv in my university days. it was the professors spewing propaganda and not the students like this professor werein getting paid $250,000 a year. >> and now the students are going prop likeg debt $250,000 a yearto deb and spewing the propaganda for free. r but totally agree with you, jimi. i think that the college campus gives them a that playgroundcamp where they don't have any real sense of the real world and they thinkus ga playgr that thek actually doing something that's problem. and i think that's why they'e is the cause is like irrelevant. it's like two years ago it was blm. it's the same people doing the same thing straigh'st. >> yeah, straight up you are from 21 jump, jimmy. great. you're under arrest. it. ight up, dogm 21 jum dig it. don't do drugs. >> they know. greg coming uping up, he would e left on a gurney if it weren't
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now. >> it's coming your way. the hey. hey, it's me. hey, hey, hey. >> well done. today's video of the day comes e us from a senate hearing inside oke hallowed halls of congress . oklahoma's markwayne mullin and teamsters president sean o'briema's maramster'sn had a ho blood, insulting each other for months . and today, it finally came to an head. as you can see, a bald head. >>t >> thank god bernie was there. watch. let me read what the last one said, said greedy ceo pretends like he's self-made. sir, i wish you was in theself d truck with me when i was building my plumbing company. myself and my wife w was running the office because i should remember pretty hard and long hours, which is like a self-mads e what a clown.
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fraud always has been. be. >> always will be. quitit the tough guy act and the senate hearings. you know where to find m te. >> any place any time. cowboy. >> so this is a time. you this is a place you want to run your. we can be two consenting adults. we can finish it here. okay, that'sultsnish i>> oka fi >> perfect. you want it now? i'd love to do it right now. well, stand your butt up, then. you stand your bottom holding style. >> you solution every problem to die or a photo of you. you all know you're da united senator actor. >> okay, sit down, please. all right. can i respond itd, mr. bullet? hold it back if we can. noi , i have no. >> i'm sorry. this is always said. you'll have your time. okayespond>> can i respond? >> oh, no, you can't. you have my cat.[laugh you got to love, old man sanders. yeah. you know, he could have been a great president. yeahd haveone the fight he won. >> were you happy to seetw
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two old men fighting over something besides, you know, i kindolmen figh of miss the at no. you know, it's crazy to watch that t , o bernie sanders, he won up, the fight without. he didn't stand up. he'd even lift his head.t ev no. okay. and he did eveenak an break a s. >> and also, that man is older>e than joe biden. tha yes, exactly. older than joe biden. it's i always say this is not an agejoe . r it is that regardless of your age, you got to know where you aroue. >> so i think for most jobsk right there, i don't have a lot of jobs. that's like not jobst eventhe ru on the requirements because it's just implied. >> chandler, isn't i becaut lika is i hate to sound sexist, but this is like how men alway sht cou if i could just break out and because nobody knows how to de-escalate. >> oh, yeah. oh, yeah. ohohr did that. >> that you need to have some kind of other influence. mark twain thinks he's bruce che wayne. okay. it was. it's better than daytime television. it's better than he's bruce webs. rkwayne
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yeah, that was juicy. yeah, it was used, but bernie did shut it down. i was actually impresseds juicy by that. >> you're absolutely right, kathy. you could. you can shut it down. >> a theory on that. >> all right, tell us your theory. well, we interviewed. yeah. i don't want to make thise all about me or my nationally syndicated talk show fox across america, but i did have senator mullen on my show today. >> and i'll tell you, right after the escalation the c occurred, he called intoa my show because he's a regular on the show. lar on mfirst and foremost, you to know this. he is a former mixed martial arts . he is a professional fighter. so he would have whup that guy's pretty bad. would this has been going on sinceped the summer. bernie only broke it uhip becaue he wanted to sell tickets to the fight to show people how capitalism leads to violenced. . you know, that's the case. vioe >>nc but, you know, the thingg u is about mullet in this part is, you knowt , it's kind of important, i think, when you think about it, okay, is this gus guy has been bullyih people in oklahoma. mmer. that's what this stems from. he called him out over the summer and what mullinn sase
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is bernie goes, you're not acting like a united unr, but i'm ay peophe guy from oklahoma first. and if you bully people, oklahoma, they're coming at you, cowboy is what he saiddh . but everybody's screaming in the chamber like, oh, this is so much division. this eal di is a real division. >> in the 1700s, they settle disputes in the senate 1 by shootin70g other and the right and the winner lived and the loser voted democrat in the next election. >> you know what i mean? so i don'tr voted i'm with i'me mullin and not just because he calls into the best radioo show in america. >> am i right? i should take that.an d appl>> greg: loveeld jeff, they love him. kyrsten what i love about this is that this is like everybody l wants to confront the person who tweets lik e, so the guy had tweeted, the bald guy had tweeted the other guy. the guy finally got hi finallm him in front of him. >> everybody kind of wants to do that. yeah. listen wants too , again, likeious the previous thing with drugs, obviously, no one else in hereiu has been in a fighone elset. d e >> so when he said, get your up. yeaht . bald
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and the bald guys rebuttal was, no, you get your .over the fight is over. yeah, okay. he dominant. because what happens is if if someone said to me, get up, i'm going to get u getp, becaus. that means it's go time. yeah. now, if i didn't want to fight , i like. no, you get up. and then when he got up and walked to me. now you're being childish.nd , yeah. so after that was over, the ball guy gavnoaftee bernie the biggest hug in the world. >> thank you. thank you so much. thank you sog in tha he did bee he ran his mouth. and when the guy said, look, you want to handle it right here. he had nowhere to go. his body languag his bodye, he nevercaus took his hands off the thing. he never because i'm madm ma at bernie. wrong if i have been. and that's it. no, no, no. let them fighto, . let's get something. let's get something settled tonight. this ends here night, t and i would start a new thing when these so-called senators and congressmen get up there sor and, they talk, they go back and forth. >> we can't figure anything out. cool. mortal t figure combat. go. let's go. then we'll finally get some things done. bernie then we' they should immediatele >>y a cagshoue lower.
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>> i don't think all that's going to fit in there. >> a story in five words, five words oreos. cheating on white filling. all right, chandler oreos. staunchest fans claim the cookie is skimping on cream filling slamming it as yes. yet another example of shrinkflation. >> do you feel passionate about this? i do. is it really shrinkflationpassie is it really by nomics or is itg the consumers of the doubls epes stuf oreos? personally, i've never been a fan of the double stuf oreos. it's wayonr been much filling. and if it weren't for those gluttonous, perverted double stuf oreo consumin if g, then this would've never been this mess. >> yeah. so they got used mes>> gre to te stuff. now they look at the other stuff, it's like, you know, i don' tufft. e size >> we ran out of feeling. it's like they know what they are. >> kate queen. siz i like the double stuff. you would know.
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i do. if i have regular ones. i i actually will waste a whole apckage by taking them apart and waiting till there's all the filling on each side and putting it together. bef i'm eatingt ttinether. a cookie, i want to eat. a cookie. >> i don't d o right. like i don't do anythingn halfway. i go all in all the timee ti, w has caused me a lot of problems in my life in areas that are not cookie bang.f this >> we don't have to go there.isr this we don't know if this is real. there's no way to know if this is real unless you like time travel and if that's what you do with your ability to do time travel, theneae trav that' ty ts . >> you know, tiresing. i think is a statement about society, you knowwi, cookies with two elements are always tastier co cookies with one element.like >> like an oreo is better than i a villa wafer. right. a or a nail with a new low wafer. yeah. a villa wafe vr is somethingt nh i order at night from the escort service. >>t it's.blin >>d. why do, you know what i mean. >> i know what you mean. but diversity. i known tyrus what you mean when
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you said it the first time. i've gotten used to your quirky wae y of. >> and we've been, what, eight years? yeah talking. av how lazy and fat have we gottenh to? where we're sitting on the couch watching our life waste away? and asuch watc our lif on oreo r 30 two. >> oh, w nue go, hey, bro, tha they shorted me on this one, but that's where we're and at america. if someone comes up to you and says, i've been noticingg in less filling in my oreo slap,ou. then i help them out and say, get a josay b grow one.sue. >> but that's your problem. that's your issue. you stop me to say, hey, tara, i need to talk to you. oreo >> have you seen oreos lately? yeahs . jimmy, i certainly hope you can blame this on joe. econ >> iomt obviously is an economi issue because of the cost. >> as a sports fan, it's nice to see someone experiencings le
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shrinkage besides leah thomas. >> oh. o tr oh, i didn't realize this was the pro trans crowd tonight. i had no ideand noa, i had no i >> every night is pro trans here on the gutfeld show. >> right it is thisive. is inclusive over that topice c every night. monet just costs too muctoh money. that's the problem. everything. they're this with chips, you know, everything is shrinking except . >> the number of people crossing the border there's your yeah there's your bidenrinn call back you wanted a biden ted but now they're leaving yeah they're leaving they're going oh is the oreoknew too thin. >> that's what it is like i want some food you know my greens have been saying that the food quality is lower here than where they ran from. qualwhere thom, eninss>> c is actually kind of sad. you're right. it is happening with chips and it is upsettin and it iupsetting that like, yeah, regular like a carton14 of eggs cost $10 now or a packet of chicken cost $14 now. and i thin k that's a perfect time to be examining our relationship with big food and stop eating poison oreos and be upset about thee
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left feeling. >> why is it is very expensive. yeah, and they do put filler in their powder the product to make it as cheap as possible. >> and we do. yeah, but yotos u get but you ge when you eat it you get dopamine. >> but yeah that's true. yeah. t yoget doand that does. >> i'm always looking for some of that. yes. yeah. just to be clear>>hat's >> jimmy, he's his fifties. >> he's talking about the band poison pill. so, you knows 50s, you know, we couldn't put soda in the oreos ,by the way. b that's true. maybe biden is, maybe hunter biden isem up.n is one who's tn all the white stuff. >> all right. it's called a call back. go. go. >> hey, we'll be right me?
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