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a really good point. what about the politics now? politics are often driven by life circumstance. when you're in your twenties versus in your thirties. maybe as you pair up with a partner or a husband or a wife. so that is a concern.ly goo but to the point of bringing their politics, dod the pol thn them because we tend to getpaso more conservative as we get olde tha r, which is on on th the republicans to message to keep an environmente blicansp a strong state governance structure so that people have safety, have the economic w opportunity, which is really the core of all of this, coe then they'll vote theirth interests. >> and that's the challenge to makeir terest. is the, sure,w their interests and when they vote that way, they will typicall they towards the right in most of these states. thank you,es. david webb and mak penn, thank you so much for joining us. >> that's all the time we have thank you fo tonight. >> thank you for tuning in. that felt is right.
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right. thank you. than k you. >> thank you.than thank you. so it's crazy when the girl scouts of america are in the audienceof ameri . happy >> happy thursday. so are the young'uns about to sot to that drooling old coot? in a new fox, donald trump is crushing joe biden, 51 to 44 among voters under the age of 30, a group joe won by 25 points in 2020. i know truwon bye. it's early yet. then again, when you consider joe's age, i don'tgain, wh think anything could be too early. >> let's just sae toy joe hass a pizza delivery and the guygo on the phone says it's going to be 45 minutes. >> he breaks int45o a cold min sweat because he's like old, really old, really old. >> like jesus christ was
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a freshman in his senior frf talking old.d. so we got two possible candidates. >> one of them is skin glued to a skeleto n and the other is trump. true, donald's aging just like anybody else except oddly, it's backwards. >>everybodelse, ex he looks grer his hair is stil il a naturalhav orange that is funnier than ever. >> but how is trump doing so well, consideriner but hoe g he's not doing debates, preferring mama fights and college bowl games? ing mmmaybe because, unlikehe cr the current president, people have memoriesreesident,.m >> they remember trump on immigration saying, send ip t back. biden saying, come on in. they remember their incomes there t the amount of handouts. >> and world war three was just a scare tacticouts.scar, not a l reason to buy everything. in the latest issue of guns and ammo. well, the geniuses at nbc, which stands forthes a nobody cs have a different theory joe isn't giving young people enough free money. they claim free mo voters are sa
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because biden hasn't kept his promise to saddl e with theor the bill for their college loans. after all, he saidir col he'd py their debts for them using our money. he hady to makeeit that promise, but it just figured we wouldn't notice. but we, ice. you . that was unnecessary. but keep it in. also, according to nbc, young votersalso a are biden hasn't , enough on climate change, which is hilariousrs are p. >> see, democrats own scare tactics. democrats ge datin jeffrey dahmer. >> they always come back to bite you. come baceyou tell them the worls ending. >> and then when an election approachesand wi, you pivot back to reality. now, what are there? y.i say relax, climate nuts. biden has a beach house and. >> none of this is real. they also blame biden for not codifyin g roe v. wade, which is also funny. if their parents had exploited that law when it existed, they wouldn't have.
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>> give it a second.co it'll send,t in and we'll keep doing this. of course, young dems blame biden for not speaking out loudly enough against israel. he's concerned coeds compared jews to . more proofe conc of the left'sse stranglehold on our education system. >> killed jews. but these kids only know pronouns, not pogroms. to them, hitler is just a guy who looks like a cat. jus >> wow. it is uncanny. >> so that's nbc's theory.is why nobody, joe. but the reason is much simpler. he's a dementereasond old circus monkey. let's go look. ar for
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>> the world for muslim, for richer, for muslim athletes like kareem al-jubouri al-jubouri and and jones machine gun. i'm sure changa kook, koala of putin's kleptocracy. s >> yeah. when was the last this guy got done giving a speech and knew wherd go next? ppose he looks like mr. magoo in a hedge maze. >> he's got a worse sense of direction than amelia earhart. >> oh, you can't think that's too soon? yeah. she's beenoon! dead forever, assuming she's dead. >> but that's only. >> she may be andrea mitchell, of thet's only part story. >> there's the economy. all these young dems who areyou living at home see i their grocery bills doubling in the last three years. they see the price of justng sko about everything skyrocketing when you have to comparisoen yon shop while buying ramen
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noodles. wh. know, things are bad >>, they need a loan just to dye their hair blue. and now you can lie to people about a lot of things, but not their paycheck or their bank account. you can'nkt make them thinkm something is getting bigger when it's not. th i that when i bought thosernet pills off the internet. they're for height. yeah, right. according to the "new york times" is also slipping among black voters. >> maybe york ti they resenty the democrat party taking them for granted and artae of white dems thinking it's racist to assume a black person can make up his own mind? >> remember, this is a long until november. >> we got more questions. you got more questionswe'v? i tell it, if you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or trump and you ain't black. >> yeah. n. shoul i should have sunk thed m now.
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>> does any of this mean enough young or black voters who went with joeoters wh last time is ge to switch to trump? it's hard to say, considering a has lied to them about republicans their whole lives and it's ingrained in their brainhem abouicans thse democrat. they're more set in their ways . or jimmy hoffao vote d >> wait for it. he's the cement. we definitely need an applausety sign n. kidding! i've steady that up.p! i don't need your mercy. >> but a lot can happen in aar year. people's opinions can. >> like john fetterman, when his brain healed. >> but when it comes to thesemab voters, maybe they're catching on thae tht the obsession with equity and identity doesn't create a futuront theprn that pronouns don't lead to property ownership. that you can't raise a familour an oppression filter. really, it's going to when your only choice a baby sitter, is a fat, hairy dude who goes by the name of francinfie. e nae
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>> perhaps are finally catchingo on to the destructive, divisive ideas of the democratic party that pitting one group against another leads nowhere but downcp . it's a race to the bottom. and not just in the senate chamber. still can't get the rightst the to that picturrie, but we've got to draw it. and maybe they're seeingthe what the dems do now in the courts as an admission of their ows asn incompetence and a willingness to lie, cheat and steal to win. so instead of focusing on policies, they're playing the hitler card. the insurrection card.e insurr >> they realize they can't trump onoe to the economy, on crime, the border, foreign policy. they don't. instead, it's back to the hysteria that made it excusablde undermine a fair 2020 election. >> fact is, if this electionwera were a blind taste test betweeni trump and biden, well, one would be a refreshingre ice cold coke anshing d the othr a warm glass of rancid. aughter]
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you know, as opposed to theu kn fresow, h, any reasonable wouldt prefer trump to old joe a befuddled mess who wisherus he could conceive in your hair . i'm not explaining that. a ha.and th and the dems know this, even if joe biden doesn't. whe doesn't even kno what that he is joe biden said about right, joe no, no,>>n no. >> i'm going to get those young' votes man. yeah, i'm speaking their language. the gen z. i got raise man. geo. rati sheesh. i'm out of pocket, man. you got to let me cooki , i hop. no, captain man. true story. p. i got the drift, man. i'm bus and i'm cop and blackjack. i'm all boogie. yeah, i got a high body count.
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you know what that means? i bet you don't. okay, boomer , how frightening. let's welcome tonight's guest. she once gote toni that grinch f for good behavior, host of the fox true crime podcast and lincoln plaza. he hangs mistletoe to keep fromn hanging himself. writer and comedian joe, anwrote that one. and she's never had a silentd night in new york. bestselling author and fox news contributo news cor catherine a] deck the halls and anyone trash who talks trash. "new york times" best selling author comedia.s" best n and foa world. emily always a pleasure to see you, jake. >> i don't mea n that, of it but anyway, it's kind of obvious what's happening here a[laughit as the dems see their chances getting slim, urin
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they're just pouring on the hysteria. >> what say you? eriathe only good kind of hystea is the def leppard album. yeah, i see three things going th here. >> the first is. is that. which is that it has becom thate like palpably ridiculous. if it were not sme, lio tragick what they are trying to do to take down trump. but he said it best, which is they're trying to get you and i am just in the way. >> the fact that the colorado road court is now being celebrated as a victory, s jubi as you know, jubilation spreads across the country, they will across tbe smacked down by the r court. and those quiet voices, i wonder what willt, and those e saying then? what's going to happen when the election actually occurs and trump trounces everyone. this is the bed that they've created. and thens the be've created. inl fleeing voters, you know, i think obviously the vast majority of thosy e who voted fo biden who see that the dollar has plummeted in value and thate things are so hard and that he's out to lunch and everything.
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everything has been deluded and . now that they're saying, yeah, everything was better under a gop president, but kids,t thos the 18 to 29 year olds who are now fleeing to trumpe . the reality is you can't caterce to kids and think that enough is ever going to be enough. so they're always going to say, you didn't do enough with climate>> greg:that w. asca you're not doing enough with the palestinians. enr he is,eeing him fo d which is sort of he's capitulating them. he was never an ideologue. to begin with. he doesn't actually believe what he wa believe s telling them.of cou he just wanted their votes. so, of course, he's going to change their mindrso eir of, he's going to go back to, you know, israel's our ally. right. and he's deluded israel ur ally, too. >> but i mean, deluded deal,d meaning that he's not givinge them as much as he should. but the reality is these t people, him to denounce israel and support hamas, denoand he's never going to do that. all he thought is that playing them with student and saying,ud yeah, climate change, that that would be enough. chthat wouo the fact that they e overwhelmingly flipped their votes there now
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ten points to trump, 75% of them think that than pointsts they disapprove of his handling of israel. it just goes to shownd ithe will never be enough because from the beginning it was worthles beginniess. >> so basically, joe's like a stranger with candy. yes, joe, poison candy. >> you could have just you said that. joe,sa you share joe's first nah in the same way you have the same problems in that your showsav s in zero support from young people and black. >> yes. yele and bs, i do wander arounde a bit. yes. so, yeah, i thin ik is alsoalso deluded in the sense that he's kind of watery, he's watered downn. sudd >> he's. yeah. i think it's shocking that suddenly they're surprised that maybe thisus guy'rprises td and to wait to get the young voters that. to g g voterso older than him.they g >> where are they going to nominate van to get that levelto get t of age and whiteness. >> he is he's older now thaneag reagan was when reagan finished. and you remember how they used to talfimember how they k, how . right. it's almost as old as to teddy toosevelt's, and it's way too
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old for president. >> but it's noo for t old if hee a tortoise. so if he were running for president of the galapagos islands, he is in good shape for that. sh. a primeislands, >> in his prime. o but he had a great one, i thinks was yesterda yestey. his speech. he always says that he has a saying and then he say s a sayis this thing that no one has ever said before. >> he said before., as say, theg goes where i come, you bring me to the dance early on. s >> that's not a saying. no, it's not. that's not to saay no,y that's i said by people who have power of attorney over themselves. yeah, i think he meantrson you dance with the person who brought cheer. whw that was like someho scrambled into it, whatever that was. and he's not dancing with anyone. ng no, he's not.ne. he's not. and he is like a tortoise and that he needs help being turned>> g a torto when hn his back. >> cat , you're the youngest on the panel. >> sorry, emily, do you thinkhi
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people your age are going to dumnk peogoinp biden next ye? >> i don't think anybody's kat: excitei d about anotherr biden run. >> i think probably the least of allbin biden. >> yeah, he's got to retirale. m >> but i feel like all theseemay people say i remember this most. he d behe saying originally isg be a one term guy. yeah. suppose you're wondering why. just get everything back to normal, right? which none of this is normal. i don't thin none ofk, but i th he's probably he's probably doesn't want to do it himself, s honestly. and i think that things things are just going to get so nastygi by then everyone's going to be saying vote for my guy or else "votr is going to beilies destroyed. families are going to be ripped apart. we have no we have no way aring be it's going to be like 2020,t evn except even worse. >> no, it's going to get really barse.d it's getting really bad. that's why it built a panic room inside. >> panic room? yeah. okay. i'm sorry. sode my ro you lock yourself inside the panic room. inside the panic room? the >> how in the blue are we
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supposed to get you out now? that's the thinglue hell. a see?th i'll be in there. so just cement you in. yes, exactly. okay. >> yes . . >> do you think that the[l black community is moving away fromaugh>> biden headed foreade trump because trump is orange and that's closeraw? >> yeah, because, you know, whenever we see oranges, it's a game e se of that's not what i>> one of the biggest misnomers it was never watermelon people were always it was always orangesrmelon. yes as i k my orange soda. no great. : he yeah.no the here's the thingre. >> what trump did, knowingly oru unknowingly,mp is that he madecs politics transparent. er rea >> people never really watch you like, oh, it's all good. lly watci'm watching anyways.eee but because of who he was, people who normalld,y didn't give a damn about politics started paying attention. dam so and a big group of that werel because mostit oh, and againabou
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i hate talking about the groups, but most middle classi' americans just i'm not getting anything anyways. >> i don't carm note they start to look at wait a minute that that affects my bracketed that he opened his game up soe people who normally weren't involved in them politics becamegame upl like a sport rigt you're looking at numbers in this that whatever so then when they wanted to make a votef what is best for me they realized the democrats weren't foor me,r because i dont want to spend my life on onto welfare and programs and watching all my taxes go to other people. i kind of want thi to othes thii conservative thing. >> it's about individual achievement. mom, that sounds good to mviievt which and as a brother, the last thing we want is more so, rnment on our anywayhi right? >> so it just makes more sense to me. but that's irrelevan i sense. t. >> all this is irrelevant. we're all falling for the same. that happenere allhed 2020. >> they're just getting better. and it was never about biden. you go to any democrat and you say, hey, where's your i love biden sticker? it. >> oh, they don't have it, but they do have a trump sticker. yeah. soso
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biden and kamala can be incompetent as can all be. that's part of their game because they're running underneath. the progressives are running from underneath. bernie sanders and his cree thew can't get elected on their own. socialist can't get in. so what is in. their it's a sime game, not trump. yeah. last tim. e he was a russian agent who on for fun. >> yeah, okay.hooker and didn't tip porn stars. sos he's insurrectionist. he's aftertionist.. >> but the best thing they did was you have look at anything that laid out to play it out right now half the country hates the supreme court actually more because the red wave ended up being a isue splash because of the abortion issue with the supreme court. thatsu a lot of people off and rallying together. now this same supreme court is going to say colorado was wrong, which is going to seee they're going to take away
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your rights as a woman and then they're going to allow take aw h insurrectionists to run the president, which is going to take your democracy, their game plan is flawlessgame because it's not about biden. there's no gavin. there's no i pla 'tt matter. e not fo just vote not for trump. that's their plan.nd they it worked before and they think they could work it again. the differencework i is is the american people going to sit there and be like, you know what? >> thilike, ow what?s is? >> i'm not falling for this again. that's the only opportunity becaus.e their game plan is he's not going to debate biden. >> no. ohgoing to, my. going no. he's going to say i'm not debating insurrectionist t. it's against everything i stand for. and he has the media to get behind him. so there'll be no debate. he does have to be in the basement. he cant be onhave the patio in thesun wh sun, and he can watch and everyone's going to rally around himer can w being a grean american for not debating the dictator that's coming. so be be aware. it's their plan. it's pretty, pretty scarthy, thn i think. >> all right. up nexk.t, the mysteriouss new twist on epstein's client list.
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will the public finally get a look at epstein's little black book? thisn stein's a federal judge i the identities be made public b of more than 170 people with links to the epstein case. they rangec, people link alleges to witnesses, to epstein employees and associates but there are eight dpos who are not listed in the court ordee eir, unseal certain names. and as a court order allows, the so-called doe's haveve two w two weeks to file appeals. for now, the court will use r now ththe aliases of bill c, b clinton and six guys called slick. >> several people are reportedly described as being a, quote, public figure, including one who appears in epstein's little black book g . if he wasn't already murder, i tell him not to open that christmas dy murde from this lady. an so we'll have to wait and seee e whose names are released. and only wondeleasr who thosee. missing eight are. and by wonder, of course,be i mean we could be 100% certain. all eight are high ranking of public officials with the power to ruin our lives. but of course, there's already been reportsves. of bill gates
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palling around with epstein. well, i hopeound wit room at the mansion didn't have windows to get her out. yeah, but i did hear bill had a lot of floppies. >> okay, you get that one, hon . >> joe, i imagine that your name is a lot of little black books. >> you don't mind paying for ibt now? not a lot of do not call list care to make any predictions.an doy you think one of the names rhymes with ryan schmidt? >> me? >> it's what? why is this taking so long to get these names out there"s and i'm afraid what we're goingd see is a list where it's just going to talk about the employees and the are victimsanv and everyone else is going to have a black bar. right. you know, redacting them will hn
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don't. >> maybe it's taking so long because they want everyone to have time to work on their toe. dt everyone it's sad. it's hard to get that many sheets now. d is bed, bath and beyond is closed down. that's true. down.but yeah, i want to know, , who are these dirtbags who were doing this? >> i mean, t the flight wasolit called the express. it was called island. like there were no other flights to connect to get to get to atlanta that. oh, sorrights toconnecy, i got e planes. a island like i need to talk to expedia if that's the pricei" . i was just trying to get to work. joe there's a lot sometimes you got to take connects yrus: i t places d you didn't know. it doesn't mean to put you on the list. knh i think we need to pus this back for a while.e we figure out make sure there'me no viruses on that list. >> but i'm a .is it does sound like a disney film that hasn't been made yet. so cat, an important question could people be unfairlyquesti maligned if they're on this in this book? like what if they had no ideas n he was doing you know, maybe they met with them about kind of college grant that he was going to give? i'm trying s going to.
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>> nice. oh, i know. i didn't go, you know, one book. yeah. here's the thingn't. , i i can't i don't trust that this is not going to bes is not relee in a like a d a curated way right. they're showing us names but they're showing us the don's that they were showi are y with this. >> i want to see the names that they don't want us to see. yeaht want u, but i am shocked. i really thought if it was up to this list coming out or finding out who was the person who all that diary on the delta flight that yeah, that's beenths kept even more secretly this yeah, that was brian kilmeade. oh b i know i heard it was: i hr a woman. i was i heard it was a woman. that's very sexist sexist of you say that a woman could never have diarrhetha all over the place through her diaries. >> what do you think? any predictions on the list? i predict i will not be on now because they've just been putting people obe on n. yeah, but i'm not falling for this. listen, the reason why that list, they know wg fothis.'
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know who's on the list. just look at anybody with white hair on the senate or the housse committee. they're on the list. that's why you didn't see. and it's all acros. alls the board, mitch. and piling up on there. oh, don't say that. i don't want to get to. oh, it's all welet l, i didn't say mitch. who could be mitch coburn. who ou arem just saying sounds that guy named mitch might be on that. i don't know who you're referring g to, but i'm sayingrs there's probably a bunch of people on there that are in service right now. that's why we don't have the list. >> they haven't done enough killing yet. yes. ough kil emily, what if this turns outnor to be another al capone's vault? you know how soon before harolcd does a special on it? yo he's freeo do, you know, so m i? i'll do the special. okay, you guys. so i felt like the judgeu guys,s sort of wanting to temper our expectations, like, don't expetoo excited, because she said, guys, i paraphrasee and she said essentially the list a lot of them are not salacious and that's why i'm going to reveal the names. also, she said she wrote this in order. she ordee said there have been
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allegations reported before. so i think we're all goingore. to get the list. we're gonna be like, oh, like it was exactly who we've been talkinoh, it'sg about and whate. however, she also said thatver,s becayonehe who said, please dont redact because my life will be ruined because of advers be publicity, because i willrras be embarrassed, because i will be divorced, because i'll be fired, etc., etc.sed, etc.. nough, >> she said that is not i good enough. i don't care. so the good news said that yes, i can write her face. so i feel like you. it's not going to be necessarily explosive like the diarrhea. but i think we're going to, i don't know, maybe windows. ne >> but to be clear, tyrus wason never on it. yes. all right. we got move on.>> g up next, the bathroom got defiled by a sandwicreg:ve gothg child. st ia providing for your family is an top. what happens when you need what happens when you need affordable health care christian health care ministries could save you up ae
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i hear you worked on that. >> did you work on that classk n action against chipotle? no. oh, well, that's a shame. is this really against the law?t well the i would say this. >> it's actually they don't have laws intent. >> you can't you can't intentionally give a child child. w alexei, i remember when the flight attendant gave nois somethingr?n gave to make it sleep or whatever. you can't do that. however, i would argue would a it's notate th my fault he ate the lunch. i actually want the laxative for my own daughter. soe t own dau. n and that wouldn't have been be a violation because she needed because she was constipated. that'seeuse what jordan doe knos all about. this in the little fridge upstairs, i brin upstait's a mgh every day to microwave lunch twice. now it has been stolen. and the last time it wasen i, w was on friday, it was. i always carry it in a bag and make my sister wenca er wentit i on really nice vacation whatever for work, if anything. >> that's why keep it in then th back. it's when they took the bag too. they took the bag and the bag was special to m speciale the we point. so i love this. definitely. "fox and friends" night
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e. the fring it's somebody at fox and friends. you can't trust those people. they don't even sleeosp. >> cat yeah, emily's right with this. mom blew it, okay? she blew, but it because she's already saying, oh, am i going to get in trouble? >> yes. what you've done is illega t you'vel. >> you have poisoned a child. so what she's supposed to have she suppe it and like go aggressive offense on the school like that was for my daughter. >> do you not know how bad ithat is? she's dealing with constipation. yes. and now she has to deal she'aling with constion deal wii a criminal over. you're going to suspend her. you're lucky oing to that. i don't sue you guys, right? yeah. but then instead, she goes on the internees on thett is a y specific situations that bind you that you're going to be hard to crack that case, right? yeah. so i like what you did there. yeah. the detectivde city do just. >> you just have your gut. going to doson something like poison a child, you can't, then set your boundaries. okay, but i'm not going to lie like, oh, yeahbut i'm stick wi. stick with them.! stick with the crime. yeah. pariwith it!s is it?
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>> this is just like, you knowoo what you do to porch pirates who steal packages off your porch? >> i don't understand litter. i don't understand p any of thif >> first of all, that flight attendant, i called grandma, so. okay all, th all right, grandmat you give you guys a little sip of something to help you go to sleep tonight? >> yeah, we had volumes and whiskewe had and whiy. >> and anything to shut me up? this. this is good listen parenting. t >> are we missing the point here? the little stealing sandwiches ? >> yeah, he's stealing. okays ches. why does he want. am i missing it? it's like he's stealing sandwiches. the laxative was put in there to stop a thief. the school couldn't do it. if he was in other parts of the world, woulde was in try his ha. yeah, so you know what?ma so we had to runyb to the e bathroom and maybe why he was running back and forth. >> you think maybe i'll stop stealing my stomach?my sto yes.ma good parenting is that funny? a that a drug, joe, that is meant to cause you to stopped something. it stopped?
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yes. theft? yes. it's a terrible, terrible questionthat was. mistak i think. i think her mistake was. don't confess. , don't confess online.li just even bring the kid in the lie. just have the kid saony don't know what a dingo ate my brownie or whatever it is. you don't need y say. to take them out. >> but it's salami. it was a bad salami. >> i don't know. i'm sorry i started that movie. well, it's. it's all making jokes, but it w wh the best theft tracking. >> i forget about air tags or anything. yeah, you know, i remember when i was a kid, they useded to to tell pee you don't in the pool because there's something that'll make the water turn blue an i somethid will never. >> and i would say, well, i was on the diving board when i did it, so i w o know about that. but i told emily to poison the lunch and emily said, oh and put a, a note on it that says, don't eat this luncht ,it's poison. but she's a nice person. and i said, no. so you'll kill the perso, it's o stealing your food? >> yes. i'm trying to get a conspiracy to commit a homicideu a c. well, i still believe it's fox and it's probably doocy probably is after all right,
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with things danglingth thing fr. it's a giant cat toy. yeah, but you decorated your house with a mailma youuse a hydrant. >> you wouldn't get mad at your dog if you. yeahg: you. >> first they were tearing down statues with no. the >> yeah, well, i don't know. what's funnym now. is. makes c >> when they eat the tinsel, though, it makes cleaning the litter box very festive. oher, that's beautiful.beau emily, dtio you havefu a delighl animal to share from shopr us share? >> for us, it is quintessential emily video of this. oh, here we have in a nascar and there is a human race, eight of us. and then we go, oh, he's out for the count. >> but you didn't think i would: pick that video if you have a back? oh, do you have a back story?s h >> what's the back story? your story is so this is a canadian driver who was driving along the wintry road with his tom horton coffeg e, and he was catching up to the moose as he was racing to work. >> and the moose was like, i got you. i will always outrun a ford. and then outs outrun of the gamd
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>> oh, i think this is mine. i say, i knew you want something very. >> very good, tyreese, this guys was 1,000% correct. >> greg all right. why? doth him in spirithe's a t? >> i know his pain. oh, don't laugh. thisn't laug about you too.t >> let me talk to my real friends. secret santa i participated this year. i had asked one of our little producers, i knew that like horror movie. >> so i went out and i got out . ,a book about horror movies. it was a phenomenal book. itt was riveting.a you know what my secret santa got me? but guest s what? a bag of candy. and it wasn't the cool kind of candy. it was, it w a little of like i the hershey's that nobody wants no peanuts in them. and you have to openthem, an eag one up individually. i hate that. that was my boo. rethat man. okay. i'm not going to tell you who he is,u whhe but his name was jt but it's not this joe. so and then on top joe. of thatt on top of that outrage, apparently the wholera crew gotf cheese boxesel.
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you didn't get it. and no, he did not know. not k i'm lactose intolerant. i dealno. >> i will never, ever participate there will be no secret santa. i will leak names. don't even the gutfeld teamm is is jealous of my awesome gift giving powers. they even do the christmas parties on friday when they know i fly home. so i will. i am done with christmas gone. >> oh. oh, right. and i'm the victim here. thank you i had no idea.where' cheese boxs gutfeld i do. >> i am. a >> you know, i have an idea fore a secret santa emily. everybody'cret, emily.s sits ine and they each hand $20 to the person on the leftand $20 . : i i love that game. yeah, it's under 25 bucks. totalllo y. >> it works for me.totall i'll get fivy.e tariffs. get $5
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i just want to tell you that >>g, s ok was amazin. that secret santa is totally about the giver. am and the person who gave you the chocolate just didn't know what to do. >> when i met lowry with, everyt person i ever dated, they're still mad at me. >>hperson my tend to get, by th, which i think it also tells you like what people think about yot, whichu. t >> mine had to do with coffee. it warms my coffee because i'm always running around.t an and then a little thing that sits on my desk about angels because of my feegt feel seen and loved. and i feel like fo r your advice ,what would be great is whoever has you next year should just give you your mirror again. i goes givt stolen by the weeked team. >> yes, the evile fox is friene weekend team cat.. >> this guy seems very needy.y i hate the guyse. yeah. sorry, guys. yeah, i hate the guy. i can. i know exactlyrry, tyri know e . yeah, he went above and beyond so that heat be like i went aboe and beyond for you. >> lik for youe nobody's askingo do that. he's secret santa at wor tk.
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it's not that big of a deal. dow he needs to calm down. he's somebodn.y gives performatively so that he can then sayvely s, i was wrong. >> yeah. don't you have a girlfriend, a family or a get out his chocolatesa wereren't individually wrapped either. >> i like to point that out now. i feel badin wra that yopped juest lik two of those cheese bo x. one of you ain't getting out here tonight at night. abou don't t go out with that. >> i'm jonathan lawson hereget, to tell you about life insurance through the colonial insurance through the colonial insurance through the colonial remepen program. >> if your age 50 to 85 and looking to buy life insurance, a fixed budget, remember the three piece. the three piece. >> what ar the three ps of life insurance on a fixed budget are price, price and price a price you can afford a price that can't increaseprice? and a price thats
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