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news saturday night. ♪ it that magical time of year, fact, drunk and broke for a time to talk about resolutions. revolutions are by and large all lies. sure, well intentioned to get you will abandon and land in the orphanage of end of your promises past real good dreams go to guy but this year in addition to the typical go to the gym more nonsense, we should use collective goodwill to manifest a better reality from our leaders starting with zombie in chief president living in a dream world causing a national nightmare. the little kitty kitty steps. i'm happy he didn't follow up

then. president first lady and team of propagandists reportedly held urgent west wing media to address taking poll numbers which have the president's approval rating at dismal 37% according to the "wall street journal". even lower, a number of 34%. this is not an outlier, this is reality. biden and and trip about economics incredible economic news, inflation dropping and wages going up. it's for the case, why do 14% of americans believe biden's economic policies helped them? 61% of democrats, 93% of republicans and 85% of critical independent think the economy is in bad shape because for them, it is. that is great, it may be higher than hunter but that doesn't fill your gas tank when you

don't have it in the market. when the president was asked, he said this -- >> what is your outlook? >> all good. take a look. >> when you can't afford food, it not all good. the president need to resolve to stop line. if you work pinocchio's nose would be longer than john pierce excuses about her bosses involvement in hunter's foreign investment cams. the only way president is going to make people feel better about the economy is if he's honest about the pain they are still feeling over the price of rent, eggs and cars. he's just hoping sweet release of death bad news about the economy russia and china, immigration and his own son and of course hack vice president. [laughter]

>> what else can make it better in 2024 if we can avoid a world work, it might be nice to get to the gym more. last year this time, more people told forbes they were most concerned about approving their mental health. this year the booty is the duty and people have given up on their brains and realized going to the gym and firming up that keister is also good for the mentals becoming a gym rat's top resolution this year. ♪ losing weight is up there and easier to achieve than ever thanks to drugs you can take that make you not want to shove chocolate croissant in your head whole every 45 seconds and that goes hand-in-hand with the resolution of wanting to improve your diet and finances.

stop eating so much caviar, two problems solved. npr had a list of things to add to your resolution list to be fed up if it's the north in your keister, start a side hussle. get healthier without going to the gym, freeze your eggs, have a baby. i wonder what our favorite shirtless billionaires have to say about that. not martha stewart and kylie jenner, you pervert. talking about elon musk and bagels. mr. amazon becoming a hunk of ripping man muscle and he and must want to have as many babies as possible. if we have a trillion humans people in the solar system at any given time, we have 1000 mozart and 1000 einsteins. >> i would love to see a trillion humans living in the solar system. if we had a trillion humans, we

have 1000 mozart and 1000 einsteins and solar system full of life and intelligence and energy. >> i love he has such a nerdy vice. math is a tricky mistress. with 1000 mozart and einsteins, 50000 hitler's and 1 million bryan kohberger's. i think i will stick to this planet and dingbat and occasional geniuses we turn out. elon musk once more people to have babies because he likes getting women pregnant hard way with smooth lines and nda. things haven't been in the test fauci, we are learning a couple of years ago one man was caught and bloodied by out-of-control robot. no wonder must want to curb ai, he doesn't want to pay exorbitant workers comp claims. one study showed how younger people can slow down the onset of dementia which could be great

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a you. welcome back. it's almost 2024, new york means new beginnings and resolutions for some people like get in shape, eat better, drink less, blah blah blah, it's well known resolutions have low success rate why do people do it every year?

i asked lovely creatures of times square what they think. ♪ >> what is your new year's resolution? >> exercise more. >> for sure. >> when has that worked in the past? what is your resolution? don't have any. >> what's your new year's resolution? >> travel more. >> she's got a suitcase, she's doing it. enter resolution club. who wants to sign up? what is it about january 1 people think will magically change? >> i don't know, you start the new year, new day. ♪ >> what's your new year's resolution? >> become a rangers fan. >> absolutely not. >> no resolutions for me. >> no thank you mike exactly right and polite about it. tell your mom i said hi. what's your new year's resolution? >> drink more. >> my man.

♪ >> do you ever have one? >> never. >> anyone ever achieved a new year's resolution? the manager right. what's your new year's resolution? >> more love. >> hey paula, he's looking for you, girl. >> absolutely. go mom. ♪ >> be a great dad, that's my new year's resolution. >> does like you will make the world a better place. >> i don't need anymore. >> are you laughing at my but? >> we are not. >> i'm a type a. >> you have perfect skin. >> remind him to do skincare. [laughter] >> live life to the fullest. >> your resolution is to be the

sexiest couple of new york. >> that's right your mission accomplished. [laughter] >> have the best time. >> i can get behind sexiness so what is the reason for new year's resolutions if no and keep them? tonight incredible panel, fox news contributor and townhall.com katie pavlich. adam hunter and in the comedian, a podcast host, she is karen fisher. welcome one and all. katie, i will start with you. do you make resolutions? >> i've already accomplished all my goals in life. [laughter] is one thing where if you make a resolution, don't tell anybody, you tell some of the new york accountable. i've made some in the past but not anymore. my thing is to float through life and allow things to come to me and if i decide i want to make it a thing, then i'll go for it when i'm ready. >> that's a much better plan.

you got to have five. >> i will have to be confined by january 1. >> a list of things that will disappoint you and in a few weeks. >> a party broke mine. [laughter] >> it's not even january 1 get. >> i guess work out more, i was ranked third in my high school wrestling, i was homeschooled but -- [laughter] >> and you are an only child. >> to listen to my wife more, best probably spend as much time with my kid as possible. >> the guys who want to be a good dad, those of the people who guarantee the world will not be taken over by aoc, when you have a good dad in your life, obviously moms, to but laying that foundation makes the big

difference. >> people asked me what it's like being a dad, you know that feeling when you get really hi, i miss that. >> you absolutely cannot. karen. >> i was inspired by 2023's time blindness girl who went viral for being late always so my new year's resolution is to make a bad habit of mine go viral as melody and disorder so if anyone has ideas. >> you have to be able to monetize it. that's the thing, a lot of people go viral but they don't have the system set up beforehand, everyone sees it but you are not seeing the inside of the bank to deposit the check. >> you need merge, goggles maybe connect i will drop my shame because i feel people go viral for things like time line, they just don't care.

>> they just don't care. >> i have time blindness. a great excuse for always being late. i have it too. >> if she play on the men's basketball team for john, he would have kicked out of school because he always said if you're not early, your late. every device has a clock on. even if you are visually impaired, there are still audio symbols to go, it's 10:17 p.m. stick around, coming up, taylor swift is getting a lot of backlash for the chiefs recent losses in and examine whether astrology is the key for good luck in the new year nasa wanting a mission that may save humanity. all that and so much more coming up. at america's best, you can get two pairs of glasses and a free eye exam starting at just $79.95. two pairs! and they don't even have to be identical! in fact, one pair can be practical and sturdy, while the other pair is super stylish

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♪ welcome back. fox news saturday night, 50 years ago beatles fans who famously blamed the owner for the breakup of the band. fast-forward to now, some kansas city she's fans are starting to blame taylor swift the team's recent slide. they have lost five of the last eight games and now tete's new

nickname is yoko swift of. she unfairly getting the heat or time to blame for what's happening on the field my panel is back, katie, adam and karen. when they first started, i jumped on corporal bandwagon. she keep the trailer and now i'm like she sense, get her off my screen. your thoughts? >> if anybody knows a thing about kelsey, it's not taylor swift, it's travis kelsey distracting himself, most tweet revealed they are racist, his he couldn't spell girl and he wasn't even close the hall he needs to concentrate on.

[laughter] >> yoko swift zero? yoko ono, there's a whole documentary he's needing and they are getting in fights. >> where they bound to fail? markets gotten back, the last game he threw his helmet and it was interception. [laughter] he was on the sidelines. once hugo woke, hugo rogan going to go swiftly, yoko chris christie. [laughter] it's bad. when you date an attractive celebrity am a popstar, look at the kardashians. ended up on crack and kanye, a and now the mother so if you want to be successful, you got to date someone from the view and that's what i think should

happen. >> is probably going to date whoopi goldberg? you never know, love is love. you want to get the back on track and reverse the situation, i think he nfl would be happy for it but wave the chiefs should like the nfl has taken full advantage of this, the team has taken full advantage and taylor is getting the heat, i will say the more dire situation is destruction of mother earth with her many private jet. >> 132 tons out of her. the remains are not very nice make, triple whammy because she is a believer because even if

she gets that much you like i can pay for it. >> forget resolutions, according to highly scientific astrologers, 2024 and the stars virgos like me, june will be one of our best months and may. i can't wait but it also says we should offer food to old people. katie's sign says she needs to stay out of politics in 2024. good luck. or scope says he should light a pink candle every friday. are you writing this down? i don't see a hand movie. karen is libra, she may hit the jackpot this year. the signs say is true, it must be right. >> mindset i need to be careful crossing the street, walking across the street.

[laughter] i have to cross a lot of stree streets. >> these new, i don't live in new york but they have new bike lanes you're not used to seeing and i swear you have to check three times, it's worse than london and buses, on the other side of the street so that is what i am worried about in the world scope but it's good to stay out of office politics. >> in 2024, predictors for this, i can't get into. >> you are going to make money this year. >> which is great, i'll work for a nonprofit company called my career -- >> 5o1c3. >> or even have a therapist, i tell my problems to telemarketers at this time they say you should redo your house and i'm like how about my

childhood? >> let me tell you about my mom. >> i spend more time with my kids which i don't have a choice on that one but i love but it also says sleepless nights but my daughter, violet, time for bed and she's like plot twists, i'm not tired and i was like plot twists, santa claus isn't real and she said twist, these are our moms orgasms. >> this is a very dramatic home. [laughter] >> i hope a million telemarketers call you next ye year. [laughter] so, it says you're going to work hard but get great results, are you ready? 2023 was 2024 jeff gordon year are you ready? >> i'm ready to work hard, if i can just find a man who has a credit card with like a real simple, visa mastercard, i will take discovered that i am any. anything costco.

[laughter] not american express though, they don't take that everywhere. >> even the centurion lunch. >> as a virgo, we are critical nitpicker so i'm just looking to give people unwarranted advice and tell people how to live their lives long enough to not get punched in the face but it is new york city so anything can happen from astrology to astronomy, nasa intercepting an asteroid before it reaches the earth. 1000-foot space rock nicknamed chaos expected to pass near earth surface april 13, 2029. thanks areas. the likelihood of hitting earth is low but it's getting too close for comfort. if this doesn't kill us all in five years, what will? >> i think there's only one person that hunter biden because is not a rock big enough he won't smoke. [laughter] >> i never thought about that.

i was an astronomy class and the professor said anyone who can figure out how to throw an asteroid off will automatically get a phd. i never thought of sending hunter biden to the asteroid, brilliant. >> amazing. i think it is funny how they act this is so far away like close rather. it's coming close to earth. it's a shame it's not going to come closer. [laughter] is 20000 miles away, it's not that close. >> i love dark katie. [laughter] the subtext is your wishing for the earth annihilation. >> we all die. >> you want it closer? >> if it would be 1000 miles, not 20000 it would be exciting. >> phd for throwing it off course, it's already off course. it's not coming here. >> we are almost predicting

asteroid project week and we are about climate change. >> we are going to be underwater and four years set in 2001. >> i feel they need chaos before they realize it's not going to hit so they have to pander to it like your boyfriend when he taps the ceiling and he's like did you see that? like i saw it, i got the video, no one is impressed. >> your boyfriend is 5-foot two. [laughter] >> i love a short king. >> panel, stick around. coming up, i promise you game night. the panel defined this year's hottest slang in our game word on the street, play among or drink along. that's next. ♪ my name's dan and i live here in san antonio, texas.

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♪ welcome back to fox news saturday night, there have been a lot of gen z slang words other this year, a bunch more in 2024. i have no idea what some of the teenagers. maybe our panel can figure it out. let's see if they can define the words and america's favorite game word on the street. ♪ katie. are you ready to play? let's do this. the word is out of pocket. can you define out-of-pocket? >> a term that means unavaila unavailable, not on technology. not responding to e-mails or text. >> i will give you that one, katie get to. >> my drunk uncle was out-of-pocket christmas dinner.

adam, stand. what does stan mean? >> it means you are a fan or a stocker. >> that's right. obsessed fan or stocker of public figure, you get two points. all right. my sister stands taylor swift. i have a sister. [laughter] i'm sure she would. salty, can you define salty? >> i didn't think this was gen z, they are bitter about something. >> you are right, bitter, irritated or hostile. you got it. two points. all right, katie. can you define the acronym borg? do you need it in a sentence? >> i'm not going to get this o one. i need another sentence. don't forget to bring your bor g to the tailgate.

>> fill in a friend. >> you get the opportunity to show what it really means. >> it has kat been, electrolytes, vodka or evercle everclear. it would annihilate us both. >> it's okay, you don't get one for that but that's okay. adam, t. d need in a sentence? >> yes. >> i'm not saying anything, i'm just going to t. >> you are here for the cost of. >> no. >> oh. >> you are minding your business sipping tea.

drip. >> swag. like clothing, your trip is go good. >> you are in the lead. >> i am cruising right now. [laughter] good for you. >> sheesh. >> it used to mean like zero sheesh, this is bad or not good or. >> i will give you one, it's used to have someone if they look good but since you got the exclamation part, i will give you one. adam, the of our. >> you want me to come into work on a weekend?

bfr. the f is for. >> that was what i was trying to figure out. but for real? >> no it be for real. [laughter] let's see if you can nail this one. catch these hands. >> this is like i will slap you upside the head. >> going to fight you. yes it's too good. last question for each of you, three points to see if there is a shot at 80 double hockey sticks, i am week. >> i'm week? like i'm so emotional about th this. >> that is so funny. you don't get it, adam. it's not for you be mexico, it's funny. >> sleeping on. >> underestimating. >> yes. i'll give you three for the.

you are still behind so you can have three more points. it's giving. >> this is like draw. someone walks in, you're too good at this game. >> you have nine, katie has three, adam bailey has five. you're the queen word is on the street. >> that's all i wanted for the new york honestly. the out-of-pocket, not the gen z version. [laughter] >> thank you for being here, happy new year. i hope all of your non- resolutions come true. >> your own. >> coming up, we are going to look into the future with fortuneteller to dust off your crystal ball and see what's coming in 2024. stay with us. ♪ to duckduckgo on all your devie

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let's face it, 2023 was rough. 2024 could be one of the strangest years in history so how do we prepare? you can head for the hills and

hope for the best, that everything on a roll of dice or should we do things the old-fashioned way and talk to a trusted fortuneteller? joining the in studio, host of turkish coffee from, fortune reading room and ceremony right here in new york, let us welcome doctor connie through, it's wonderful to have you. >> i'm excited to be here. >> multigenerational fortuneteller. >> that's right. >> assist something, doesn't passed down to the family bloodline? >> is a great question, i believe the universe gives intuition, something each and every single one of us in this entire country has but i mainly do it in line with my father 35 years ago proposed to my mom during coffee fortune reading so i'm alive because of coffee, java and i'm spreading the gospel of coffee reading

everybody in new york city and in america. >> how does it differ from palm reading or oral scope? we talk about horoscopes earlier. >> it's funny you mentioned this because this is a visually interpretive style fortune-telling, whatever you see inside the coffee cup, that's what's to come in the future, it's kind of like rorschach. you like psychology? >> i do. i think it might be garbage but it's fun. [laughter] i don't know that it means anything but i see butterflies on each other. >> it's kind of like that but it's a beautiful tradition because it dates back to the empire back in those days they had their own personal copy readers to give them advice and suggestions so copy readers for the life coaches -- do you like life coaches? >> i do. >> thank god. we agree on something. >> you have a cup of browns that

created a pattern, what can you tell us about 2024? >> i am excited, i drink this cup on behalf of the entire country of the united states, super excited a lot of things happening in the u.s. in 2024. america getting stronger, leaner, meaner, grittier. americans showing the world i am healthy and here to be victorious. biden, bye-bye in 2024. >> he's not getting reelected? this according to doctor honey brew. >> and i am partially the reason biden got elected in the first place so i gave a reading to his campaign manager four years ago when he was in the polls and she asked me, she said doctor honey brew, should we continue with the race? i told her much to my dismay, i said slow and steady will prevail and boy did slow and steady avail so i got biden into

the office and now it's my turn to get see you later alligator. [laughter] >> does your cup tell you who will be president in 2024? >> i can tell you it is not kanye west with utmost certain certainty. >> even though he apologized in hebrew on instagram? >> in eight years time, i see you, talking in front of the podium everybody listening, chanting kennedy, kennedy, kennedy. [laughter] and getting serious goosebumps looking at this. another important thing, avocado toast in 2024. the u.s. becoming like fate, plateful of food, everything from sushi to mexican chocolate to russian tea cookies, opening up culinary paddles to worldly offers. >> the big take away is joe biden will not be president, i

will check in with you mid november and see if it comes true. thank you. >> actually also one more thing, a couple of tickets for the turkish coffee room. >> stop it right now. i love it. >> i'm not going to give you -- my girlfriend just got this but here is honey present evil eye bracelet for you. >> i love the eye. this is beautiful and you can get these at your honey emporium. thank you so much. when we return, i float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. when i go to a boxing club to get you in shape in 2024. it's all happening when fox news saturday night continues. ♪

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your new year's resolution if you're red new year's resolution is hoping to look like a knockout, knocking people out knocking back a few at the bar if i got the place for you but it is incredible. becoming the shot at the reigning champ of a b boxing and boozing, watch. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> here i am in the east villag beautiful new yorkam city to fulfill my two new year'so resolutions to work out more and to drink more. he is one of the founders. how long has this been open? >> it has beenritt open for almy 40 years of the day now. quick steve got a boxing gym

that's also a circuit training,, treadmills, weights, and a full bar. tell me about the consequences. quick smear smeared the only fis studio in the world with a beautiful night club fitness studio. and then after words a full liquor bar progress it's interesting a lot of places you would go studio she would have a lot in common that rush right out after. >> people don't not talk to ear they don't socialize.he but that's a pretty natural thing to do anr,d you've beeline 'vthrough something like this intense workout. >> even pre-class a lot of people are on their phone we go and meet everyone. have a great class, have a drini keat the bar. meet someone new., >> you have any babies that have been attributed to their parents meeting? >> probably a few babies andba others we don't know aboutbl. [laughter] >> by the way this is a tough workout. i am excited it. i'm a little bit nervous. there are so many elements that are very, very challenging. cute sweat so much you have to

rehydrate after words because you have do we have margaritas with electrolytes. as soon as you come out of clase of got shots of tequila, lows, w calorie tequila.qu you come out afteril class havea beautiful tequila shot, meet aae friend at the bar and having ath refreshing cocktail. that being said we have mock tails to if that is your thing some people enjoy that who asked a little something for everyoneh not just boxes ain treadmill ths planks appeared. >> exactly. you have a great workout. and after the class you have a great time to work with those's get to it shall we? ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ coach evan, that was so much fun i would definitely come b back . >> good, glad progressives harder than i thought it's reallyught funny because i usedo box and we had boxing all of these get activated but quicklyl progress itell people it's goinh this kind of like riding ale, bicycle. come back here and make it super hard if you want to otherwise you do not have to be like to put in here for. >> you know it's nice i've been to a lot of other classes with its bar, or spin everyone is ino their own head and everyonnee leaves you high-five each other for bucks i love the endorphin moves i want people to play offh of eacerh other. o what next you is moving you better beat moving away guys to feed off of each other. i get so tight up and what we are doing and so focused for its

at the end of the day it's not that serious but we are movingda our body to feel good it's about longevity and building yourselfe up for.an >> how to i think i didd ? >> let's go.re i think you are ready i think you are ready. you killed it. ♪ you should see the other guy >> yat. [laughter] guys. i took them all on me thanks the folks at grits boxing i will definitely be back for more ingi the new year. thank you so much we were watching fox news a saturday night. watch your dvr every saturday night on fox news do not forgett to follow us on socialo media.n please listen to my podcast fox news a podcast.com. i am kennedy, good night from new york city and happy new year