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and why would you at all free. ednesd happy wednesday, everybody. oh, yeah. ayybody, yeato critics still wal at dave chappelle, the legendarelley comedian just released a new netflix special. and you know what that means wha once again, it's time to get. mad at jokes. true critics in the media are bluer in the face than a choking smir ink. wer now, you remember back in 2021, the usual suspects were ououtraged that chappelle dared to joke about transgender people in his act. trans people were aghast at thee professional comedian who makes fun of everybodys , made fun of them, which seemed strange. not making fun of you seems the opposite of inclusion. still, netflix employees staged a walkout. walkouthey demanded content wars to protect their precious when
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really they're the onesed o who should come with a contentn warning and have it tattooed on their foreheads that reads handle with care where you in other words they acted just like the censors they claim conservatives are. it didn't work. netflix didn't cavs e. good for them. the only trigger warnings in entertainment should be on ou tris int. n's gu >> baldwin's guns and showns cha chappelle's back at it again,thm making trans jokes, even though some of them don't like it. ditbut that's part of life. i don't like it when people say my quads are a ten, but my calves are an eight.h >> but i deal with it. pelle and his new special, the dreamer chappelle, opens up with a storyopa storhe of the ty jim carrey after being introduced by the late great norm macdonald. they called me up because doing them and i'm doing a movie with jim carrey is do you want to meet them? >> and in this movie, jim carrey was playing anothermn comedian.
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i admired the late great andy kaufman and jim carrey, soa immersed in that role that from the moment he woke u momenp to e time he went to bed at night, hee as andys lif kaufman. >> i just went there to meett hithere en hm and when he walkeo the room, it was supposed to be a screen. jim carrey and. >> everyone said no, call him candy. but as it was happening, i was very disappointed becausee i i wantedwa to jim carrey and i had to pretend this wasl th andy kaufman. anyway, i say all that to say. that'sat t how trans people mae feel. obvious the obvious point that transgender often feels an enforced game of let's pretendfe when first a few of them,m it it's often just a power grab's.m you remember that awesome delta video from last week? weekyou better play along or el >> and what about when adultsus
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play this gender's you intentionally? why? she thought. why he's talking. you're talking just misgender me again. okay. multiple timesmisgdered me agai got y both of you havealso - . and it wasn't intentional, but if you want to take it personal, that's also sh e did he. do it intentionally, twice. so you said sh>>e and then you said here you're being condescending. and if you want to continuou wa i have full attorney escort you out the building right this morning if you want to play that gam game with. >> yeah. i never get tired of thar t. de anyway, are lonely, depressed th felt differently about chappelle, which is no surprise. he knew the critic knew ths would come after him, which he acknowledged. no, if you guyw, you guys came s show tonight thinking that i'm a going to fun of those people again. >> you come to the wrong zone. i'm not those people anymore.
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it wasn't worth the trouble because these people, like i needed them to be funny. well, that's ridiculous. >> i need you. i got a whole new angle. you guys will never see of. >> i ain't doing trans jokes no more. you know what i'm gonna do? like, tonight? >> i'm going, oh, handicapped tonight i'g als. well, they're not as organized as thehey're n, and i love puncn down. >> so here come the headlines. this from the last remainingtone shred of rolling stone. dave chappelle's the dreamer proves he's with trans people. obsessed, right? the media spends few years m spoon feeding an issue to us, and we're obsesseds . ssed. that's like telling crack that it's obsessed with huntere . here's msnbc. chappell e stop punching down. and that's not the worst part. >> so what is the worst part?n u.s.a. boxing just allowedto men to fight women.
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>> that's literally punching down. you and really saying that he's punching is actually punching we down because it's no longer punching down when. the target has attained protected status from the media and governmentrnment. and that's not chappelle to me that makes it punching up. here's the daily beast. chappelle's new netflix special proves he's learned nothing. >> well, that's a daily beast blogger scolding the world's most successful comediann ob on learning. dude, you work at an obscure lowly blog that trollslowly bl s for content. my dog takes more pride in his work, and his work is . here's variety. chappelle's obsession mocking trans people continues in his in hl. cking oh, dear.. the professional comedian is mockingi hate people.n th i hate to tell you, variety mocking is in the comedian's jomedian'sb to script, and i wor what else variety finds shocking. ohoh, my, my. polit
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that stripper just removed her . that politician justic lied. that bartender got me drunk. >> that member of the view just. spewed out of her mouth. ditche they're more perturbed by a comedian mocking than an ivyd pt league president, copying and pasting from dozens from doze. but not everybody is so humorless about themselves. takeo north carolinason ca congressman madison cawthorn in the dreamerwt. chappelle joks about cawthorn disability. did cawthorn writed cawt angry m did he claim chappelle somehow harming disabled people bye som telling jokes? did he throw a big crybaby fit? no, he actuall by went to ones e of chappelle's shows and laughed his wheels offls. if that happened to liberals, they'd sue the wheelchair companr y. it's >> cawthorn can take a joke even when it's about a disabilityab is affects his dy life. chappelle also made funn of asianof s, specifically his ownon wife. now that's dedication. chappelle hates asians so muchno that he married one.
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but nobody is protesting that. apparently, no one caress that schools makmake ue up reass to deny asians admission. maybe becausbecause e they theyo doing them a favor. fact is, the two biggest netflix comedy specials, ricky gervais and chappelle's. go after the trans movement. why is that t. ecause >> is it because they hate trans? no, it's because they hatey hata being told what they can't say. bottom line, if you want a great comedian to saynsive, something offensive, just go ahead and tell them jnd not to say it. and if you want a bad comediandd ,say something offensive. just throw joy bejar, a sardinie . >> but really, by vocally not asking for something, you're practicallyr some begginr it. go ahead. try telling trump not to say n he's best president we've ever had. try telling trump nop not tot tk about the water pressure in our showers. he'll talk till he's orange in the face. >> the fact is fa, comedianct is know
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thisiss to be good in industry, which is why wo ma some even go so far as to marrys a wife with someome. now some go that. now you don't have lik to like chappelle's jokes you can get mad pick at netflix post angry essaysmad, or you could js turn it off. >> it's how everyone stopped watching kimmen itl. ryone >> but mining minding your own business doesn'tst the 24 seven grievance machine doesn'tn give dying rags like rolling stone content to fill their sad paget eir sapages? so till they find another way to make a living, the protests will continunue.e, but thankful guesill the jokeths like a workr can get.up his wife makes him leave. the toilet seat up at his now,hn you know tour starts in february. comedian jim naughton, when you her smirking danger
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is alerting joseph kennedy. kennednnedy saves the world podcast. kennedy seeing the ball drop on new year's eve always reminds him of puberty. comedian. joe mackie. she's like a christmas tree, prickly fire hazard, best left outside "new york times" best selling autho kat ox news contributor, captain chin. >> your new tour is called now,k you know. yes. >> gg: what what is it that you >> well, i didn't knowitha what else to call it, but that sounded good. that's what people have been asking me about my life, ing yo my relationship. and, you know, my wife and i are doing youtube now, so it's jusute now sot one of thos where now people know my life and who i'm married to and the y don't have to ask questions anymore. it's out there right now. that was ever a secret by way.e if i just wanted to see if i like being married. i didn't know she was transgender when i met i liked for years she told mwae she wast on her period.
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>> what do you make>> gre of chappelleg:? is he is he is he is this that just helps him because it just creates more marketing and or or is it just fun? >> chappelle is a he's kinde bi of he's the biggesggest comic on earth. so, yeah, he's beyond getting in trouble. and i'e.m i'm with people pretending to be upset about it's not even it doesn't even feel genuin. doesn'teral e. it's like when you see somebody in baseball intentionally walkedsomeon at you just kindt n of comes out and they have to throw the four pitches. that's have to throw what this like. the obligatory four pitcheske you have to throw so the guy can take first. yeah, none of it is genuin firs i mean, personally, i'm not offended by any of it. my wife's not offendedany of ite of it. i don't care what comedians say. it's not newsworthy. mm-hmm. ws wor those are what that was a baseball analogy. kennedy and cat. just sanalogkennedo you put a s >> i actually wish they would use the pitching clock on the outragen it so the 15clo seconds would be up. what's a pitching cloc outk in a >> yes, that is fun. what do you what do you how do whole ideahinkthe
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of punching down? isn't it like aren't comedians generallboutf y view themselvesn the lowest rung right in society? they are like the people that are allowed to make fun of everybody above them. evand what's interesting, becaue i watched the ricky gervais special last night and i watched chappells e and i thoughty. chappelle was funnier. i mean, i love ricky gervaisgh.l there were a lot of laughs in it. but chappelle, i was i was screaming. but they tackl gervaise they bo. tackle disabilities and the disabled because not supposed to do things. you're not supposed to laughnopt at. it's like laughing in church. it's like when your brother n chtherin church not supposed k in church. you're really not supposed to laugh you it. but that's what makes it so funny. and there are these sacred cowfd that they both kind of slaughtered at the same time. and it mad cs e that muchthing more enjoyable. and the thing that i loved about chappelli chappelle and is have is, you know, he winds up and he throws these curveballs , that you don't see coming. bec and it's always that's when it becomes the mostom the inapprope and you're choking on laughter. and part of the reaction is wedt
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need that so badly like we'reba ti sucdlh annoyingly serious times. >> smeo you need people who are just goings so you to kick h in the. >> greg. yes. kick him in the ball s. . yeah. oh, joe, good to see you. >> good to see you as well. greg. >> yeah. does dave chappelle inspire you to start doing comed starty hardy ha!r, great. i'm not. you wrote that question, didn't you, craig? i didn't. i deny alli deny all knowledge t question. but i will say this courage is contagious. >> like gonorrhea. you know what i'm talking about. yeahg aboug: yea, but i am not r courage. i have large r than a body studio. >> so it's funny to me, though, that chappelle mentioned in andy kaufman referencmed anen because andy kaufman was the inner gender wrestling champion. that's tru we and these days
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they would just like, say you're a chicken punch them. >> yeay h, but to me, you know,i it's interesting. >> they want to control what you're saying as a comedianan . and if they can make me say men can have babies, they can maken say anything. and i won't just say anything.s that's not true. you're not five seven. greg: no, i know. i never asked you to isk sayed . >> five. seven. i just wanted you to fill outt a form. >> fair enough. my goodness. 5"you're not even five. five.>> g we'll talkre about that after wy the show. >> we're going to make some changes, by the way. i should let you know. >> see, i'm five seven. kat, you a bestselling book called you can't. you can't joke fat or dead. and do you stand by chappelle for doubling down? >> well, that's the poiny t of d book because you can joke about anything and it doesn't matter. >>doesn't the the headline thae daily beast wrote said that his
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new netfli newx proves you leard nothing. i disagree with that. i think he did learngree, and t learned that if he talks about trans people, he's going to get wall to wall news coverage e's . exactly. because we're talking about it over here. talkr he a people were sayingk b and i agree with jim, i don't think anybody's actually upseto about it. right. i don't think anybody can honestly say that they're that upset ove overr a.e have i mean, i think most people have had bigger problems than problem tha that but they'o maybe found they get some kind of power for that because some people will actuallo thatye will actually do that in terms of punching down, as you just pointed out, he ha s power to fire me. >> right. greg doesn't a lot, but he's saying -- [b he hit on me every single day and i haven't even thought to go to hiv. no, i'm fine. don't offer me. hacah n handlei'm myself.fi >> that's the point. >> >> interesting. i didn't know i could fire her. oh, come on.a we >> it's a weird understanding. almost like dave makes jokes, and then people are likeing , w great, now we can do our part and we can somehow be a part of this and get little. s it's so completely if somebody tos saying, like, hey are you
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and your wife should not b be able to be married, i would have a serious problem with itde ,you know, to pretend that somebody making fun of something is somehoprw hurtig that thing. it's a lie. yeah, it's not, you know. y joke i'm not saying trans d people have to like every joke, but it doesn't mean that you're harming themoemean by making jo >> right? excellent. because the intention. right. you was clearly tryingess>> grek a joke. >> he was doing a comedy special. he was trying to hurt anybod dou all right. up next, it's no small featxt to rebrand a creepy retreat yetg . >> if you'll be in the new york area and like tickets to see gutfeld, go to fox news.com slash gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audience. more. hey, i just got a text from my sister. >> you remember rick, her neighbor? sure. sure. who still runs marathons. >> right. sadlouy, not anymore. conv >> wow. we're no t about to have
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k you. thank you.>> g rethe island of shame gets a new name. >> little saint james.
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>> that sounds so cute. also known as epstein islandr is getting a major rebrand. >>rebran it's located in the virgin islands. >> so matthew fit right in. i in your face. five, seven. its new owner, billionaire stephen de face,c off paid 60 mn for the property and hopesr it to transform it into a luxury resort. turapparently spent 10 million on the property and another 50 million on anti bacterial wipes, according to the "new york post". much of it will be refashioned. but epstein's actual former residents will not be torn down . instead, it'll be converted into a luxury hotel. itnt i will have five stars. >> now, instead of justtead bill gates, said the new owner, quote, i'm tremendously pleased to be able to bring and bring the area a world class destinatiodestinn befitting its natural grace and beauty. >> now, there are still two names on the epstein client
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list that will remain sealed, ll but we were able to get a peek at the names, which are still part. lly redacted >> here they are. uh, and what about the other one one? oh, yeah. tail >> i still can't make heads ort tails, but the question remains. the rwill travelers really want to visit a resort on an island that epstein owned, one that was infamously known for being intensely depressing? ng o >> what am i saying? of course they will. imaginy e all instagram influencers flocking to get selfies at exactly the place. bill clinton may or may noton my have taken down a pair of twin . . it will be a tourist destination based on infamy, likeit alcatraz island, pearl harbor, or the sole bathroom in the views room. but the problem is the name. how do you market somethinarkegp that was known previously as island? >> well, we came up with some. >> how about not island?
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definitely not island. noisla really?nd. this is not island., seriously guys, this has got that island that had all the and laughs. >> are you listening? no creeps here on the island l. and finally, of course, club med kennedy. in this day and age is first. that's often the questione i hear is the x factor a flaw or a draw? >> i think it's a flaw. eitheric this this whole story'a is so disturbing and. o >> you know, i know there's a lot of, like, ghost tourism, like people like goingtourism ed to haunted places, like closed ps, wsychiatric hospitals hoping to channel the spirits. >> and there may be people who think, wel , l no one died there. >> yeah, but i reallbut i y like these women who were abused. like a part of them died. and i hope they able somehow, si even though they're still living, to haunt anyonlle t
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who goes there to exploit their pain. >> they've been n i'm sure 200 years ago somebody died on the on this. i'm dying right now. somebody die d on this ground.nned people die everywhere. can growy. up. >> you call that little st jeff's? like, it's so disgusting. the only thing that would make it better is if we got full a list of names. >> yeah. we will be back and forthusly at some point. you know, joe, obviously they're going to need down there. they'll be probably flying obablysome comedy down to perfot like junkets and things like that. would you accept it if the money was right? >> yes. they would drag talked to my agent. >> yeah. ageand to to your point, if wed to tear down every place, a horrible crime happened in new york city. let's face it. look like karishma
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in 45. yeah, exactly. but what you want to do is just. gast sterilize terilize e on th, including bill gates. bu but bet a lot of people dow would like that torn down. >> so we forge wt about what happened in that we haven't we haven't prosecuted any of the other perps, but we shouldn't try to hide the ugly parts of our history. we shouldn't be tearing down that buildin g or statues likesan b. susan b anthony. who is it best a who to . >> yeah. i've never heard anyone say that. that is it. you know what people don't talk about? >> it't hot.not no, it's true. and our audience is notng appreciating that joke the way it should be anthony was at best a you guys. yeah everyone was for betsy ross because she liked that wasn't in my history books
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. >> you know we tal.k about like places where the murders took place. >> this is a lot like, he probably got a great deal becausedealve you e , you know? have you ever gone to look at, a like, an apartment or a house and they tel on-l you somebody? i've read that. no, i haven't. oh, yeah. well h? hi, this is a terrible story, ot but it's, you know, you find out maybe the spousehe, the oths spouse in the house or that was a suicide. get it for like a steal.like >> i just feel like, okay, so, i 's and i don't that a rebrand is going to be possible like i don't think they canan do tho it as like another place w to take your honeymoon you knohw and so it's kind of a weird place to get a , i think. but they could lean into it, they could lead into it, and they could be likeey, listee we know that bad stuff happened here or they could do like, n you know, a whole epstein themed thing where, like, conspiracy nerds would go, yea wherehe dr ,like, you know, drink so strong they killed jeffrey epstein. like that kind of a thintheyill yeah. or they need a really good spokesperson, like shaq, where people just do whatever they sagoodpokespery. >> right.i'm that's true. that you push back on
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something. i'm like, oh, yeah, like everybody, like shaq, william devane, veto island, shaq. >> we know, but i'm shaq, boom.h >> there you go. yeah, i could see. jim,uld definitelyer that. >> you know, jim, why don'tace they embrace it? it's like people will go there l just to say they were there. like the influencers. oh, i got selfies at island, right? jimi like it. i would probably go there just for the goals of taking a picture of my old room. r] yeah, i would, but it really is. it is the same vibe of going to see. that's why's why the they tore n jeffrey dahmer's apartment building, right? ore drive where hap the manson murders happened. there's. therd. 't unsee what happenepene >> yeah, it literally just can be people who want to be a part of something that was morbid orn historical, no matter how bad li was. like auschwitz has people that will go and visit it. yeah, because it's something terrible happen there. that's what this will do. i di won't draw romance and yoru
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can't. >> no way to get interesting. see, i didn't see it that way. i saw that theee it theyy woulde definitely paved over. >> there'd be something there that saddles u ovep. >> yeah. they put a put up a sandals,s you know>>. >> i don't know. i mean, maybe i'm maybe i'm just from a different agt f >> yeah, i guess their big slug line is going to be at least for not staten islan, at leae'r terrible. all right. up next, mickey's murderous desires after a copyrighs det bye bye call made a chest congestion. mucinex dm g, 12 hours of reli. well, powers not coughing past doll knock off mucinex dm gives you 12 hours of relief from you 12 hours of relief from chest congestionon . increase any type of cough day or night. en season. >> trying beats to quit smoking might feel like progress, might feel like progress, but withcraving than a pack of cigarettes these increased cravings you in an endless craving loop. nicorette reduces until they're gone for good.
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and sorry, guys, i think you already did that on . ur own if you guys had your way, you have mickey encouraging pinocchio to lieg until his noc is at least seven inches and then call uphean the sevenwf dwarves for a fairy tale set in spin. oh, so, yeah, they're worried mickey might be used in perverse ways. >>. true.luto it won't be long before mickey sells pluto to a dogfighting duck or mocks donald duck for his lisp, but not owning pants . true. there's already an upcoming onslaught of steamboat willie thalready films. m> here's a clip fro one called mickey mouse. mickey mouse trap,. whatever. where the do you go? l that well, that . s they took anuc icon of an
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entertainment brand and turned ni to.o a nightmare room they're also doing a horror themed video and video gamewheni in the future. >> but when it comes to movies ,do they really get the scariest one? >> i think we did. hey, everybody. steamboat willie here. if you're looking for something fun to de if you'rr soo, why nop your copy of bryan kill mead's new book, teddy and booker t available now or see on tourre january 21st at the rialtoe square theaterbria in joliet,is illinois. and don't forget to tune in every morning to thelevisi excellent television programon "fox and friends". you w ki joe.er when you were a kid growing upd in that orphanage you you wereis deeply attached to mickey mouse. this was somethingng that very important into your upbringing. >> how do you this must be kind of a shock to see him treated
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this way. >> he was the only friendback t i ever had back then. i know. yeah, it is a shochen k to have him. >> it's just he seemed to have been my be shown this way. it's almost like as bad as ghostbusters when thosem prey ladies took over. >> yeah, and i'm pretty sure sur they. they couldn't run upstairs, but i'm more worried . - i'm more. hi. thw ar- e you? the other two.ey they were all sixes. yeah, go ahead. hurr.y. . how they got a bus goes if muc they're up the stairs. but anyways, i'm much more worried about other people taking othere r that havs lapsed in and abusing other old properties likede, it's not goig to be long before jimmy kimmel and howard stern do a remakjimme of amos and and. >> oh, yeah. cat steamboat willie.>> g >> sounds like somebodrey you ie college? >> no, i don't really live near any bodies of water.
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oh, because i would have.woul but the old seal is here.at: >>ge i get on the boat. why not? sure. i'll get on the boat. i've got a tugboat.t b yeah, i. >> i.>> you know, what's disturbing to me about this: you s is that someone that was clearly ready for when the, you known , the copyright was over like this. the lengths s will go to avoidom having to come up with the just a new idea. >> yeah, exactly. they're like, okay, finally now we can use mickey mouse in this different way. everything's a remake. it's true. it doesn'ty y now wi w it's going to be the same horror movie as all the other, which not in a bad wa , it'sy. i love movies like that. that's like really bad horror movies. that's going be the same aviesso all other ones. >> i think it's scary as is jim. i mean, i lookvies but it's goi at mickey mouse, he's a frightening little creature. do you think this will help or hurt disney's brand? you're an expert in and commercial marketing? ing. am, greg? yes. i went to college for it for 17 years. yeahim: i am college. it's i think that it's going to help or hurt disney. ni, i want is the version.'re
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they're not really on tousuap of this stuff. yeah i mean, there's been a few of them. winnie the pooh. yeah. noemooh and w and maybe how mann mickey's a in the corner. see, that is. ve oh, yeah, yeah. the industry really is late on the draw on this one. >> these are the very first two. onusually the.y're exactly. they're always first on the technology. i found too often by accidenst t. >> kennedy. unu know what i was thinkingnney with the cat's point? it's so original. they should insert mickey intoos like sitcoms, like they did with cousin oliver. oh, yeah. brady bunciver on thh. remember, they. they brought him in to be cute because everybody was getting ol cute d up. s >> yeah. yeah. so they threw him in there and it. yeah. and then he died. ithere d was really it was a c death. he was just death. he was torn apart by a homicidal moustorn apae. you don't hear a lot about it, but it. that is part of the brady bunch. it is h more. and thank you for bringing that up, because that is part of our nation's history that we shouldn't be tearing like statues of that. >> there's the anthony you.
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experiment honey in the science common yeah. wow. yeah everything's and the science corner. so why does gen z look older than you and me? doctors are warning that the rise of botoors warning ofx andl fillers has many gen z ers looking older. le millennials are. they also note that gen z are more likely to smoke and vape, making them look older than millennialsin. >> but apparently the age of social media has made younger adults more awarial mede of what cosmetic procedures are available. thanks to tik tok hashtagss ar e baby botox. experts warn that starting thes babye too young can affectrtin the natural development of facial features and give you an older youngn give mask l. in fact, here's 125 year old woman who just received a touch of botox. >> could you are you are notu ar a gen z or what is the cut offws on gen z? >> again, i wouldn't know. i don't know. ut off i 1997 to 2012.hank
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oh, why, thank you you. is that millennials so?no >> now that is gen z.s tablyou. >> it's -- it's one of those tabloid stories where wee we all just pick up stock photos of people, shoot their hea shooy and go, oh, we got a story.what we got a story. yeah, what's wrong with me's . >> no, i think that's what it is. yeah, but i am a millennial. yeah, i don't. i don't care how i age.ge no., you don't like men are t going to have with me anymore. >> like, don't threaten me with a good timeh me time now. hey, it's true as men age, it's not a pretty sight. >> what's this? speaking the truth. what's so just painted. >> yeah. oh, we hav ie a very mean.l can' no matter what, they all can look like me. >> candy carrier, you have two daughters? i dos. do yes, and i know of greg.
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yeah. >> yeah. there was a time you didn't know you were pregnant. yeah. dinn m pregn: tellinge. heartburn at the dinner table, bosome spicy. me now. it was beautiful. it was. and you put it in a manger.t it what? >> you and i are still verye stl happy about it, peter.n what? what is the question? i'm you?. why do young people look sos old? yeah, yeah. to buy thior du thins? i thi >> or do you think it's fact? they're just lazy. no, i think it was a series of badnks a , unflattering picts that they selected of, like kylie jennerlected o. >> the like, here's kylie jenner in really horrible lighting versus taylor swift when she was 17. >> can you believe it's outrageous? yeah. hey have and it's like, no, i mean, to of course, kids are doing things. they have access to everything. an ,right?e you remember when you were a kid and you would go to a different part of the country? yes. all the kids lookids lookedik ds they sounded different. they wore different stuff. you're like, wow, this is like
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are they are suing hershey's fo$5 millir $5 million, alleging that the carved jack-o'-lantern on the package doesn't match the actual candy. i guess it was jus doesnt a bas reese's peanut butter cup. >> have you ever run into thismi kind of problem with mislabeled packaging? >> i would say yes, i have. greg , i am very frustrated. i sued frosted flakes. i a expecting a tigerr in and a neckerchief to pop out. and you implying were you implying have i ever been in a situationa with a woman where things were not. yes, i have gone out with some. it was so obviou soms. >> yes. but i was i was very angry. a she did not have a .ngry i asked my money back. for that's like getting a crackerjack box without the prize, right? >> kennedy a . nedy: >> i love the seasonal reese's treats. yes, i confess that i have never notice. taken too long to look. i confesooi put it in my head hi
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scarpered down so fast because they're so deliciousdown s. thee >> are they the same? no, no. the seasonal ones are fres dy: no th and the peanut butter is a little bit softer. >> oh, chocolate is a little creamierr ane milk pers they are delightful. so this person has too much time on their handh timehands ae and probably has a peanut allergy. and just taking out the frustrationstaking on corporate america. >> now, we're going to get the letters kennedy from the peanut allergy tt people. >> there are like ten angry ones. [launow how to take care of them. yeah. >> oh, i'm going to go aheady and disagree with kennedy. greg. okay, people take their candyg very seriously. yes. okay. i wasn't going to mention any onlytotion any s, but is that te only thing scary? diabetes >> those ghost candies was the risk of diabetes. i don't like it. .i got one bit like.this i mean, this is a strive for the justice, okay? i mean, this is right up therean with brown versus the board of education. they give you and versuswe n wainright. we need to get our candy to have truthful advertisingeed
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mean, what if i lied on my personal lab photos and made look smaller cat, did you notice if you ever look at the wrappers when you're buyine bug halloween canu >> i don't buy candy. no, you don't do. you you don't buy candy.: watch. you eat an entire bag of.e i choose it for you. oh, wait, that's true. i don'e.t by way, don't ever dol that. don't ever eat an entire family si. bag of hide shoes >> have you ever eaten an entire cadbury egg and then want to kill yourselentire cf? y >> yes. yeah. you don't really know suicide. >> gsn't thal ideation in a little round thing. >> you know what? by the fourth, you come back around. m i wanted to kill myself before, you know. yeah during an, because you thii i'm going to do it anyway, my goal is what, so you don'tg: have an opinio sn on thio yos? >> you know? s
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well, let's talk about advertising. it's false advertising. i decideg,d million times beford but like you said, the the tiger and the cereal the or like tampon commercials. yes. you think that if you put thst you're justally magically at the beach? >> yea h. >> no, not true. the best one is anything that takes place in a ba rbar' that's selling alcohol and it's like the bars neves never are lf that. it's not nobody's friendly. ever say everybody'sjo having a good time. >> what? you know, greg, if tamponse?oe:e you to the beach, then they should put them for free in men's bathrooms they the. h i think we should end on that.al no. once againl oujo, he all our mar problems. >> don't go away. ♪e'll be right
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[applause] >> greg: final thoughts, jimmy. >> if you want ty. if o see hoy wife and i live, add to mickey,u jim, nyc on youtube. joe go there. >> greg: very interesting, what about your life, joe? >> you can see how sad and depraved i am in rochester, new york, buffalo, new york and new jersey in the next week and i have. >> greg: awesome, littletour upstate fantastic. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪

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