with higher population and half tax income, how come so much better infrastructure and schools than states like new york? >> states like new york, tax small group of people and no responsibility from others and take crime and don't punish it. it is a mess. they destroyed the state. particularly certainly new york city it is gone. you were smart to get out of it. >> sean: honestly, i know when i am not wanted. governor, good to see ya. that is all the time. set your dvr. thank you for making this possible. let your heart not be trouble. why? greg gutfeld up next. good night.

♪♪ . [applause] >> greg: crawling all over each other. beautiful. every one of you is a princess snow flake, happy tuesday, everyone. not much changed from 2023. i am still under 7% body fat. >> well done. risk that trumps all others. quote, second trump term far more radical stretching governance boundaries and retributions he has been fighting since leaving office. global threat, he is unrivalled.

so how was that a problem? i for one would like a second term more radical than the first. maybe we'll get that wall we were promised. i will get cabinet position as secretary of abs. >> 7% body fat. >> four years already. none of your word salad happen. if they admitted they couldn't create distraction imaginary gloom and doom. former first lady afraidy. >> what is going to happen in this next election i am terrified. our leaders matter. who we select. who speaks for us.

who holds the bully pulpit. i think sometimes people think -- >> greg: michele is scared the dems are going to lose. real problem for michele is people are stupid. fact that people think government doesn't do anything. i am like oh my god. >> the fact that people think government doesn't really do anything. i am like oh my god. does government do everything for us? we can't not take this democracy for granted. i worry we do. those are the things that keep me up. >> greg: tells you all we need to do about democrats. i am sure the government wants to do everything but that

doesn't mean they must. our side doesn't feel compelled to call 911 when we are misgendered. cannot take this democracy for granted. aren't people trying to vote for trump? is it her party preventing that? how can we have a democracy. i don't object fi women as long as they are fat and attractive. let's be honest, they have seen joe on stage get taken out by a sandbag. i wonder what else keeps michele up. the things she knows.

>> what keeps me up are the things i know. war in the region. too many regions. what is ai going to do for us? environment, you know, are we moving at all fast enough? what are we doing about education? are people going to vote? why aren't people voting? are we too stuck to our phones. those are the things that keep me up. you don't have control over them. >> greg: she needs relaxium. wars in too many regions all started in last three years. let's keep the wars where they belong. education, she has a point that is why parents are showing up at, ta meetings angry about -- hormone shots and cross dressed thursdays. what she is scared about is

losing control. if trump wins boy will she. without mentioning him by name. >> tone and tenor of the message matters. can't just say the first thing that comes to our minds. we cannot. that is not awe then tisty. that is childish. we see child itch leadership where somebody is just base, vulgar and cynical in a leadership position. >> greg: we can't have politicians that behave like children, democrats will try to transition them. 2024 starting to look like a rematch between the same two dudes. one wants to vote for him and the other wants to stop you from

anyone that is not him. every election even mitt was hitler. remember when they accused romney of giving a lady cancer and evil for putting his dog on the roof of his car. that is when somebody said obama put it on the roof of his mom. >> away from the dinner table introduced to dog meat, tough. >> greg: working the dog eating with snakes and crickets like we wouldn't notice. cricket salad, fried snake and old yeller. dems keep predicting how terrifying trump will be. hyping horror movie sequel to a

feel good comedy. they want to blame everything on him. truth is he mostly left us alone. that is what we all want to be left alone. trump didn't tell you what kind of car to drive or food to eat. if he didn't like big macs. i don't want the government doing everything because they suck at everything, everything but lying and dividing. they know what is truly scary, how this thing that does everything for us, can't keep track of anything. trillions they printed out during covid. millions of illegals, crime on our streets, our secretary of defense. this white house couldn't even keep cocaine out of the white house. that is the government that keeps demanding to help me. no thanks. i'll take my chances,

republicans know government sucks which makes them better at it. >> let's welcome tonight's guests! >> greg: like a secretary defense, writer-comedian joe divito. out take host charlie harldz. she is like a mild day in january 35 and gloomy, kat. he is as big as a mountain. comedian and former nwa world champion tyrus. i am going to you first tyrus.

what do you make of michelles terror and feel? >> it is insulting. had he not already been in office, maybe, but he was there. they are still there to complain. anyone who should be complaining. president trump complains a lot. who wouldn't? let's take politics out of it. first someday at your new job everybody is making up [beep] about you. and tony comes up with a dossier. they write it on the walls of the bathroom. that will make things awkward at lunch. even when you have somebody come in, hey, clearly didn't do things on the bathroom wall.

please stop writing them. he is going to complain. should complain. if i beat president trump and i was sitting in the white house and did all these magical things, wouldn't you talk about that? i am so excited about the next four years. we are going to open the border. we think people should be able to come in. bigger, this is the place to be. brag about your accomplishments unless you don't have any. michele or barack can't say it with a straight face. i was sitting there i would be like follow up question, what is the plan then? we have to make sure orange

thing doesn't get in. you know what happen last time? eggs $1.99. gas 1$1.75 and taxes lower. [beep] that guy. [applause] >> greg: joe, do you have panic room or underground bunker? >> it is the way my apartment is. concerned about michele's sleep problems. sounds like a woman who does not want to be in the same bed with her husband. she is writing down this list, i can't focus. too focussed about ai. give me a break. they do this every time. even tried to demonize mitt romney.

everyone freaked out when he said i have binders full of women as if he was three-hole punching women. trump did a better job. we have seen what having biden as president, wars everywhere. he is pathetic. it is sad they have to do this. i don't know. i am getting scared she is having a media presence because i don't know, i don't see joe making it to november. michele obama-gavin newsom ticket makes me nervous. >> imagine being afraid of mitt romney. >> you know he is going to talk to you. he is not going to respect elevator quietness. oh [beep] mitt. >> greg: charlie, predictions

for trump. it is not like he is a mystery. he has no thought that is unspoken. >> when she phrased it, this great unknown. we have no idea. right now, unknowns constantly present themeses. so much of the country, eggs $1 $1.99. right now, $7. you have people living paycheck to paycheck, what holiday am i not going to be celebrate next. what gender is my child going to come home because they have been indoctrinated by their

teachteachers. >> greg: cat, save me. let's address what michele. this must upset you, government is everything. >> made me so, president is something -- president doesn't speak for me. thank god for that. if this president spoke for me, i wouldn't have this job anymore. i would have hauled out of here a long time ago. i also, that is the beautiful thing, we are as you mentioned individuals. i am a little afraid about the upcoming election. what i am afraid about is not some unknown future. i am afraid of the exact same rhetoric. this is look at what is on the line. a lot of people who want to vote for trump because of the things you have mentioned, economy. some people don't like things

about him. i don't like the way things are going now. smearing these people, that is going to unnecessarily divide us and things will get ugly. afraid of what i am seeing now happening. more divided we are. >> greg: we are going to move on. up next google's forced inclusion and privacy intrusion. [applause]

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lies. reminds us in the end, search engine is not our friend. google is part of our everyday lives. it is not your pal. search engine settled five billion dollar lawsuit tracking people. now would be a good time to delete your browser history. again. incognito mote supposed to be able to search stuff. they argued google was tracking searches. terms of the settlement finalized. brace yourself google users. big fat check for tens of cents. traffics racism.

diversity, equity inclusive agent. she is making it clear she is not down with parents teaching their kids not to see color. >> in the year 2023, also amazes me how many people, i don't see color. would be so much better if we didn't worry about someone's skin color. you as an individual are contributing to the problem. because our broader society sees color. i was on tiktok. parents are teaching their kids not to see color. so the next round of people joining our workforce are dealing with the same issues we are dealing with now. >> greg: god for bid. this is convenient for her. god for bid if parents teach

their children not to see that. it is more backwards than having diarrhea before eating at taco bell. google's ubiquity lulled us. over time you find out stealing from you and talking smack behind your back. relied on him for everything. do what i did, become very successful beloved. fallen on hard times, unemployed living at a half way house. buy him new clothes, give him walking around money and encouragement, too. ♪♪ enjoy a long walk in the summer

breeze. discuss old timeses, hit a bub or two. you were happy you were able to move on. then you drive back the next day and take a [beep] on his lawn. that is what i did. [laughter]. joe, you must be quaking in your boots, right? those are boots. about the violation of online privacy. is it an illusion? >> of course. i thought incognito mode was going to help me out. it is silly to think they would allow you to do that. as far as the dei stuff goes. i think this is where we are going to find about the boeing issues.

people moved ahead. doors falling off airplanes. you can look at what happened at harvard. this must be a high capability person. no she wasn't! she gained the system. goes to show as a block woman you have to work twice as hard. she worked half as hard ripping off someone else's stuff. it is a scam. when it moves away from academia. to things can you keep a door off an airplane. >> greg: i don't want the sur surgeons. >> i am very lazy.

i like when my searching history can tell me. fact of the matter is, it is ironic. those that used incognito mode. you have to come behind to claim your compensation. >> that is true. is it worth it? >> no! you could be in your apartment talking not on your phone and tracks everything you are doing. i have come up with a strategy, whenever i am around a man's phone i say: diamonds, spa day, beach vacation. >> everyone buries in the bind.

>> snows there and bodies freeze. kat, what worries you more dei or online privacy information? >> everyone here, you have weird stuff on your phone. everybody does. all of us do. it really, only thing you can do is not think about it. nobody would come forward, yes. it might be freeing. i wouldn't be freeable. >> greg: if everybody was vulnerable you couldn't go after afternoon. >> i would be like come to my party you freaks. let's all hang out. >> i can imagine if we were forced to pull up our search

history. >> not me. happy to share mine. [beep]. >> planning a trip to calcutta. discussed it. we are going by row boat. i knew that [beep] from jump was a set up. you can't fool fellas, incognito. safe place to tell your wife or girlfriend what you think. if you are going online, you have to do what i do. beautiful samurai sword. if you think by any means you can go on incognito, you are dumb from jump. if i think someone is questionable. if i am at the airport, bro, you have to move. why, what is wrong? >> you are too close to my phone. whatever creepy [beep] you are going to look up shows up next

to mine. it will show up on your phone. they'll say things and you have to convince i wasn't diamond shopping. she was sitting next to me talking into my phone. just lie, deny, blame it on your kids. you are online. >> a phone from boost mobile. >> greg: up next, have diplomas lost their perk? hel hel helping gen z find work.

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new college grads struggling to get jobs simply aren't prepared for them. clearly hasn't stopped a lot of people. turns out not a lot of opportunities in the field about making tiktok dances about hamas. j avoiding eye contact, demanding unreasonable salaries. they call this the jesse waters syndrome. gen z employees -- jodie foster called them annoying. they show up late if they are not feeling and never spell check and need to learn to relax. who is to blame?

generalz fault. i asked my mom why i looked like the mailman. >> she tell it because she delivers? that is what she told me. >> greg: kat, you are not gen z? >> no. >> it is not entire ly fault. the government made in person ill illegal, after college, during college internships. i was in person. i didn't know how to behave in an office. i was able to learn things. i think that something very important for success regardless of age, you need to hate yourself a little bit.

can't be too much self-esteem is not a good thing. then you are so blind to what about you that suck. things about me that suck. i know that. makes me a better person. >> greg: person that talk about me, me, me. i need me time. >> i am so selfless. no you are not. everyone person is an [beep] in some way. >> greg: exactly. charlie, can we blame this on joe biden >> thinks have gotten crazy. >> i have recent experience with gen z. i was a starbucks in las vegas

cashier, member of gen z hands me cup of coffee half lid attached. i looked at her. what are we doing here? she looked at me. are you going to say something? she goes would you like another cup of coffee? i was thinking you need to apologize then we'll figure out what comes next. outrageous. the manager said i am so sorry. these gen z kids, i do not know what to do with them. >> greg: all were skills they would have learned last three years but they haven't.

>> i feel like this is a very black edition of "gutfeld," as a brother, i hate grouping. we get grouped. i hate that. when one makes a mistake. there is one exception this group. [laughter]. what it is. simplest thing. you have to blame the ones that raised them. x's have to take responsibility for this [beep]. everybody wanted to protect little baby when his facebook drawings were great and weren't. never went -- kid will be swinging and instead of smoking a cigarette and find a next date like my mom. now, dad is like this, caught ya, buddy. thank god you are okay. then they go to a job interview.

they are not used to talking to anybody they text them, i want, i need two million bit coins for this job. they don't know what the job is. they all work at starbucks together. even though you give them a specific drink, put whipped cream on caramel and call it a day. bulldozed parents responsible. wouldn't let little johnny and little pronoun child is get the scrapes. she had to work at boston market. we all had to go through things, these gen zers skin is phenomenal. great skin. >> greg: they need to work at a cannery or scrap yard. >> awful jobs are great. bring your best self to work.

no you bring your work self. best self at home you are not that great on instagram. social media is part of the problem. fact that you can constantly post images of yourself makes you think you could do no wrong. if someone saw an image you were a king or queen. why do you need a million photos. >> so hard to get a good one. >> i do like how jodie foster is becoming cranky. she can say you think you are cool, did anyone ever try to shoot the president to get to you. that is how cool i was. >> greg: that was true love. coming up, bag cut off his breathing. to perfect your process.

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[music] >> greg: that was crazy. now we can only do that once a week. democrat makes his gag putting his head in a bag. pick of the week comes from america's stinkiest orifice known as washington, d.c. democrat congressman stephen cohen tweeted this flash back from himself january 6th, 2021. look at that. [laughter] claims he was terrified by the rioters. might scare easily. in the photo, bizarre breathing apparatus. one small step for man and one

for losers. government skeptics wearing tinfoil hats. he was in close contact with eric swoewell. this picture was taken before president biden asked him to pull his finger. >> nothing happened, this is one of those things, think of the rest of us had a photo taken, we would go to any and all lengths no one saw it again. he is putting it on the internet. he is wearing it improperly. it is not over his nose. huge health risk. >> greg: true. two levels of derangement, one

he did it and posted it three years later. definitely mentally ill. >> that is the thing. people are going through a lot right now, right? so expensive to stay alive. i feel like everybody in the entire country could think of something worse they have been through than having a gas mask on three years ago. i thinks it is going to illicit fear and sympathy. i think people are fresh out when it comes to politicians. >> greg: nancy pelosi's face still had more plastic. >> i like to think it has been three years and on his face the whole time. double masking.

even if it existed, why would you show that to people? they put warnings on dry cleaning bags. this is not a toy. >> i have seen them. >> you should not put this on your head. remember the heaven's gate cult? is he wearing nikes. >> greg: tyrus, okay. we did a story about a guy, jumped into the bathroom. he was mentally ill. this is worse then that. >> he wasn't mentally ill, he had too much of a fill. beer makes you jump, wine makes you sink. there has been a lot of things happen at the white house. little black book. all these things with pictures and stuff. this goes back to the google story. they know his search history. all that is the reason the mask

pull down. person taking down the phone forgot the safe word. went down, stuck with photo, names coming out. he has a great, r guy. look, it happen during jan 6th. you coverage your head with plastic and mask. if it wasn't a democracy, that is what we are going to do is post it. he has a black glove on. look at the latex glove. he couldn't get it over. fine, i'll choke myself out. this is a weird asphyxiation sex thing and amazing publicist. i am going to commit a crime.

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[applause] >> greg: kamala has a candle to be given out as gifts, but when another politician wanted to get them out of his own event, or office said no way, saying they have to use a different scent instead because this is her scent and nobody else's! >> i didn't know they had their own signature scent now. that would throw off any bloodhounds trying to track her down. so weird. i say this -- i tried to get my own signature scent but it turns out it was the same one as gwyneth paltrow's candle. >> greg: [laughs] tyrus, now we know what she's spending her time on! >> to be honest, i was stuck on the airplane trying to get here today so i had time to go down the wormhole that was the story. apparently she was trying to be a trendsetter, she was going to sell her exclusive kamala scented candles. because they give them as gifts. and her predecessor wanted to

give away the gifts. but she couldn't have that because no one can smell -- >> i respect it. i'm a scent gate keeper. i have a perfume i've been wearing for years, people ask what i'm wearing and either lie or say i can't remember because i don't want anyone to smell like me. maybe the only position kamala has ever taken that i respect. >> but she was so meticulous with the lineup in the shape in the direction in the sizes, so she can make candle businesses phenomenally. but somehow it doesn't transition to vp at all. >> not at all. >> there's no sense of coordination and anything that she does pay but when it comes to scent, she's got it together. >> greg: kat, shouldn't it smell like failure? >> i guess it doesn't, because she's really, really proud of it. if it is her scent, no one should steal it. i agree with that. >> greg: really? >> i would say she worked hard on it but i don't know if that's true. but it is still her. it's the only thing she's worked hard at. >> greg: it's true.

maybe she needs a candle because she stinks. [laughs] all right, we'll be right back. >> and brit hume and i'm fox news' chief political analyst. i remember covering bill clinton's administration. i had misgivings about bill clinton, but i'll tell you this, he was the most charming man i ever met, and it's important as a journalist to be able to step back from your own personal preva preferences and e fairly. that's what we will try to do in this election cycle.

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