but she is trailing, at least according to the polls, badly to donald trump. if haley comes up short tomorrow, she loses even by double digits. what is the path forward for her campaign? although she is vowing to fight on and on, at some point they start putting too much pressure spending money on primaries when the focus should be on the other person. a lot of pressure on her tomorrow. we will see. full coverage here on the fox news channel. i will be on "fox & friends" tomorrow morning. sometime between 6:00 and 10:00. thank you for joining us. thank you for making the show possible pray that all the time he left this evening. now, in the meantime, let not your heart be troubled. greg gutfeld is next to put a smile on your face. have a great weekend. see you tomorrow morning. see you monday. ♪ ♪.

here we go. ha ha ha ha ha ha! yay yes! yeah! oh stop it! you people, it's friday, so you know what that means. let's welcome tonight's guest. he considered the pilgrims to ethnic fox news contributor tom shillue, who? sits tough. venezuelan gangs are afraid of her. fox news anchor julie banderas. she's like at&t cell service, expensive and always breaking down. new york times best selling author and fox news contributor. ketchup. and whoever said no man is an island never met tyrus, new york times best selling author, comedian and former nwa world

champion horace. there you go. all right, so before we get to some new stories, let's do this . this great leftovers. bah bah bah bah bah bah bah. wrap it up. all right. it's leftovers. where i read the jokes we didn't use this week. and as always, it's my first time reading them. so if they suck, we'll cover joe mackey with banana pudding, throw him in a chimpanzee exhibit, and watch him get his face ripped off. oh again. new documents reveal that commander, the biden's family dog bit secret service agents, 24 times, which makes you wonder where would a dog learn such behavior. of course, normally the offender would be euthanized, but democrats think they can drag biden through election day. and did you know

on that occasion, on or one occasion, white house tours had to be suspended to mop blood off the floor? yeah. to keep visitors from slipping. they soaked it all up with cocaine. julie's been there. meanwhile joe biden's reliance on note cards to answer pre-selected questions is making some donors worry about his age. also causing worries about his age. can lenders? an op ed suggested kamala harris may be the democrat's secret weapon that way, democrats can justify dropping her over syria. earlier this week, during his rally, donald

trump officially launched his high top gold sneakers, prompting joe biden to release his own footwear. are they're not even orthopedic work. meanwhile, hunter biden's lawyers claim prosecutors mistook a photo of lines of sawdust for cocaine. that was actually mine, said one of hunter's longtime associates. yeah, he had a big sawdust problem back in the 80s. him and charlie sheen all right. according to british health officials, trans women's milk is just as good as natural milk . which reminds me, never eat cookies with british health officials. this week, protests dump manure

at nancy pelosi's san francisco home, which upset her. she normally likes to eat out. are. your applause is like a warm bath. okay researchers have developed a new robot for the elderly that could replace human caregivers as it performs basic tasks like cleaning, preparing meals and stealing your jewelry. i swear she's stealing from me. israeli scientists say they're one step closer to solving mail. infertility. after successfully growing artificial testicles in a lab and i believe we have a photo of where they keep him. probably and already potential patients are getting in line for the new testicles cells. i

saw that coming. who are. techs police say antique shoppers saw a man putting items in his rectum and then back on the shelves. he claims he put the back because it clashed with the furniture in his. according to images released by nasa, several east coast cities like new york, baltimore and norfolk are actually sinking into the earth. coincidentally each city had recently been visited by this man. why? i'm sorry, chris , the fda is warning against using smartwatches to check blood glucose levels and added they strongly advise against doing prostate exams with

selfie sticks. what's data shows that tv programs people stream the most are old shows, and the ones that people stream the least are those about fraudulent blowhards with no friends and a micro penis. oh oh, jesse. why oh, i don't know . nasa is asking for applicants who want to spend a year in a simulated mars habitat. usually they have to endure that kind of isolation. you'd have to change your name to keith olbermann. it's never over in new york city this week, a human leg was found on the subway tracks. but mayor adams says this isn't improvement since riding the subway used to cost an arm and a leg. for the

first time, scientists have discovered that men and women think differently. only they would have discovered this sooner. but the women kept asking if the brain scans made them look fat. i meanwhile, the researchers revealed that this is what a typical male brain looks like. and here's what a female brain looks like. a high school girls basketball team forfeited a recent game after players were allegedly hurt by a male who identifies as a woman. we have a picture of that player. yes it's dennis rodman. madonna fell off a chair during a choreographed routine at a recent concert, but she's recovering nicely at a local hospital. that's awful.

oh, adorable. she is finally, bobby the late portuguese pooch has been posthumously stripped of his title as the world's oldest dog after an investigation failed to prove his old age as per guinness world records rules, the title will default back to the previous record holder. oh, this is now to the news. he thought he was god almighty, so he eliminated whitey. we're learning more about the google executive responsible for the gemini artificial intelligence chatbot, which in the name of inclusivity, actually generated historically false pictures, including depicting as black and asian. you remember it as if it were yesterday. google's apologizing after their new i gemini chat bot created historically inaccurate

pictures and refusing to show white people. here's what popped up when gemini was asked by daily wire writer frank fleming to create an image of a pope. has there ever been a black pope? i mean, aside from obama, a medieval knight? nope at least they didn't show gladys knight other humans started joining in on the fun, like david berg, who asked gemini to show him an image of a 1930s indianapolis 500 winner. yeah, incredibly, she won despite having her left blinker on the whole way. so in the name of diversity, if you ask for something or someone who would be typically white, what you'd get is a nonwhite for example, i asked for the sexiest picture of myself, and i got this. i did the same for cat, and i got this. i think both are good

public speakers. i asked, uh, for a sexy picture of julie banderas, and it generated this . however when we asked for a photo of tom shillue, it actually remained pretty accurate. then we asked for a photo of tyrus and we got this. uh good. you see, you think i want to get my kicked over a joke? what are you talking about? gutfeld hahaha. but as predicted, the bozo behind this idiocy is awoke and white beta male cuck loser. i've never said that before. the developers past social media history has resurface, and turns out the past tweets of gemini senior director jack

krawczyk reveal how he really feels about white people. and unlike his creation, they're real and historically accurate. here are tweets from 2018. white privilege is real. and this is america, where racism is the number one value our populace seeks to uphold. and we obviously have a egregious racism in this country, which tells you, as we said last night, it's not the program, it's the programmer. and it matters. google is one of the most powerful, if not the most powerful company in the world. it's worth over $1.7 trillion and has become inseparable from our daily lives. when we want to know something, we google it. if someone googles you, god knows what they might find. if you happen not to be as woke as its creators with these identity obsessed freaks in charge, it means whatever we get back from gemini will be as truthful as cnn, covering nick sandmann. but as disturbing as

it is, is it really any surprise that the invisible hand controlling the racist eye is a reversed racist himself? my advice if he really believes white privilege is real, he should resign as soon as possible. so an honest nonwhite could have his role. well, that's how i got this job, period. the whole thing. oh tom, were you surprised by these revelations of who controls google? i not at all. it's amazing. i mean, he is an unimpressive live person. i think google's an unimpressive company. now. there was probably two guys who did something smart several years ago. but like most of corporate america, these people are like, you know, the manson family or the jonestown cult. i mean, they are completely glassy eyed over all of this nonsense. and i think we may have reached a breaking point. the idea was like dei was always stupid, and i think people always knew it

was stupid, but they it still was new. you know, it still had the new car smell. and so in corporate america, they're like, well, you know, they they knew was dumb, but they were like, you know, this is the latest thing. we'll just kind of push papers around and we'll go along with things. now they've got like 11 or 12 of those. you know, air fresheners around the, around the mirror and it still stinks. there's nothing they can do to cover up the nonsense that this whole thing is so yeah, of course, it doesn't surprise me, but i bet the guy's not going anywhere. yeah, the new car had a body in the trunk. yeah, exactly, exactly. you know, julie, uh, is there anything less attractive than a white beta male? uh, a white beta female? are some people call me one? no, i think, um, no, i think it's just the hypocrisy is just ironic. i mean, this guy is a top executive at google, and he's whining and moaning about

the fact that there's white privilege. but yet he's a white man. as a top executive at google. and what does he have to say? i hate when white people complain about racism as if they know what it's like to be a minority. leave it to the minorities to complain about racism. but as white and elitist as him, he's living the american dream. if he really wants somebody else who's not as white as him to live the dream, then step down and give your job to somebody else who probably would work much harder and deserve it. um. cat you know, you can actually affect elections by changing what people see in their in their google results. so this is kind of actually like a legal, private way to interfere with elections. okay well, i kind of disagree with the fact that people don't think this is surprising. i actually kind of don't understand what he was trying to do here, because if you really break it down, right, this guy wants people to

agree with his view that the world is governed by white racism. um, if that's what he wants people to believe, wouldn't he want them to be able to see at least a picture of one white person in a position of power at some time throughout history? i don't understand really what he was going for here, and it's impossible to parody because it's a parody of itself. yeah, i don't i mean, they must have tested it. i, i don't understand when it's this ridiculous. i actually don't understand what benefit could possibly come from it. what what was he actually going for? i know what the answer was. so excited. so, you know, cat, when back in the day when we did our podcast, we were always about prequels. of course, we got to know about the guy before he becomes the villain, right? what was his name again? jack. what it was crawfish or something. jack. crawfish he went. through school. krawczyk krawczyk. jack krawczyk is his name. he hates his white.

parents for naming him jack craw. jack i can't you see what i'm saying? so he waited. he went through school and when he got the job of his dream, what did he do? i'll show you, mom and dad. i'm going to erase white people so no one can make fun of my goofy white name ever again. this was. this was a diabolical project of years and years of wedge cheese and melvins and the wrong side of the locker room, you know? so that's what this was all about. he's mad at his white parents. and so he had that horrible name. so he erased white people from history. so when he hears that name, he can say, oh, no, it's ethiopian. it's something else, you know, not a goofy white name. tyrus. you could say the same about me. i mean, gutfeld, i say it all the time. cat tells me i'm not allowed to say it on that. joke's history month. i'm getting away with all this. yeah yo, it's interesting too. this does

remind me a little. a lot of the woman marketing exec from bud light that it's one person that torpedoes a company and here you have this this like this engineering feat, this a.i. thing, and it's just one person. oh jack. murder crotch did it murder cross. murder cross murder. it just. it's just not even if it's not even intelligently done. no, it's super absurd. third. yeah. the founding fathers one is accurate though, because i saw hamilton on broadway and it looks just like them. all right . who get that white guy off the set? he's a regular old jack. jack in the crotch? yes murder crotch tonight at nine, after macgyver jack jack-in-the-crotch. >> greg: murdercrotch, tonight at 9:00 after mciver. lin' me you can get directv —

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social media companies. julie, new york is suing tiktok, instagram, facebook, snapchat and youtube, accusing them of fueling a national and local youth mental health crisis. they say they purposely manipulate kids to get them addicted. you are aware of that , right? um, i don't know what that means. is this this is exactly what nyc should be focusing on right now. so stupid. first of all, sue the stupid parents. that's what you should be doing because parents don't know how to parent right? you want the government to sue the parents? i mean sue somebody who should be taking responsible for their stupid kids having too much screen time. who's responsible for that? the parents, the government, the city, the social media companies are not responsible. they are there for

free for children to use at their will. children should not be making these decisions on their own parents. should. my kids have tried to sue me multiple times? i will not pay for this lawyer because i paid for enough attorneys so my kids, them, they'll go to therapy later in life. it makes a lot of sense now. her kids were sliding me notes in the green room. now it all kind of makes sense. yeah, that's a perfect t shirt. yeah. yeah. them. they'll pay for therapy later. yeah that's what insurance is for. so, uh, kat, uh, the idea of the government suing these companies is why don't they sue like the rapists and the murderers and york city instead? yeah. no kidding. yeah. if you're if you're counting on new york state to be in the new york state, have the responsibility for your children's mental health. god help you. right but nobody is. this is a cash grab. this is a cash grab because a lot of these companies, first of all, the last thing you should want

to do is them off because they have a lot of real estate here and they pay a lot of taxes here. i don't know who new york expects to keep paying these taxes is. yeah, because they're off everybody. they're making it impossible to do business here. and every single day they're like, i have an idea. another cash grab that makes it an even less welcoming environment for businesses. what? who's going to pay for all this? yeah, i'm so over it. the amount that i pay in taxes, you pay in taxes, you walk outside, you look around, you're like, it smells like piss. where does all of my money go? yeah it's being away. your money's being away. i'd love to know. like it's so like . like where does it go? and they can only think of ways they sit around. and every idea is just making it worse. every idea, by the way. but they bring the kids into it. that's the people they always do, because it makes it harder to argue against it. also, the kids, it's a cash grab. we have to support 20 million illegal immigrants. cat yeah, it's not all about you. but you know what? uh cat is taking in seven

illegal immigrants this year. oh, tyrus. though every time they need something, they sue somebody, right? it's like they don't. this city does nothing for anybody. but, hey, we'll sue trump. sue fox news, sue donald giuliani, let's sue the because they don't know how to make money. no no, they do know how to make money for themselves. they don't they the lawsuit is the is the dance right. so listen, we're going to publicly we're going to sue you, but it's just the money you would have gave us for lobbying for you anyways. so we you guys get a slap on the wrist and we look like we're doing something because it's a very simple fix for the internet. it's simple. if you want to have an account, you got to show your id. it's very simple. then the sex trafficking is gone. the bots are gone, and maybe all of us aren't. as popular as we thought we are because we're buying our 10 million friends every week, you know? you know what i'm saying? oh, you've seen the i got 1 million

followers and they write some some deep thing. tyrus sucks. and then they'll have, like three comments from they don't even change the pictures of their fake accounts. it's the same person. so, you know, that's really what it's about. if they really want to fix it and it's the parents listen, all the stuff was there when we were kids, but our moms were evil. they flipped the bed over to look for the magazine. yeah, they didn't mind shaking down your friends to tell off who was the one who went in the liquor store and got the thing of whiskey like they did those things they parented. that's why they always look off. and that's why bedtimes were 8:00. because they just couldn't deal with us anymore. that's why my parents strapped me to the bed. well, for a number of reasons. that cage was a little much. tom you have children? uh, what do you do with, uh, in terms of social media? do you. would you have rules? yes, there are rules. and the thing is, a lot

of people think that these that social media, the parents are like, oh, no, no, my kid is an entrepreneur. so we're teaching them how to start their own business. that's the worst of all. the parents who get involved, and they have these stupid family dance offs and everything else like, and they want their kid to be an influencer for actually, social media is not terrible for a teenager who wants to communicate with their friends when snapchat came out, everyone said, oh, these. the messages disappear and you know that that means that, you know, the kids are going to be sexting each other, whatever. actually, snapchat is the best for teenagers because the message is disappear. what is worse is things like instagram, where kids compare each other's photographs and they look at the likes and they say, why didn't my friend like me on this? and then it starts all these kind of fights and everything like that. so a lot of people, they don't understand this stuff about social media. and i think the methodology of that study that they showed, they showed the younger you start social media, you know, the worse off you are with mental health. but you know why that is? because parents who let their kids do social media young, they're

terrible parents, right? so you have a crappy parent. so it's not the social media itself, right? you know, the social media companies could get out of this by just killing somebody, right. no. he's right. yeah. because we'll yeah, we'll be all talking about that while they. yeah. yeah but no, they'll just be like they won't get arrested. you can't, you know there'll be no a lot of divorces would end a lot cleaner that way too. i agree, i just feel like you got to be able to just prove the. you just need one good reason for justifiable homicide. i'm with you on that. yeah all right. up next, does gen z need se greg: up next, does gen z need self-reflection because they fear rejection? [applause] i needed more from my antidepressant. vraylar helped give it a lift. adding vraylar to an antidepressant is clinically proven to help relieve overall depression symptoms better than an antidepressant alone. and in vraylar clinical studies, most saw no substantial impact on weight. elderly dementia patients have increased

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huh? five more words. gen z scared of rejection? cat. a recent report on youth dating. my favorite kind, uh, finds that the majority of gen zers are nervous talking to new

people. they blame the pandemic for killing their social skills, and they fear being vulnerable or coming off as cringe and that means they're having trouble dating. what say you, cat? i think they'll probably grow out of it. i think that they're just really young, and i feel like the closer you get to death, the less you worry about being cringe. yeah, it's true right? yes. you have less on the line. i used to worry about it. now i'll just like, i'll share whatever. i mean, i'm a little too vulnerable. i'll say stuff and people will be like, cat, why did you share that? because who gives a ultimately and really all relationships are cringe. being in love is cringe . it's embarrassing right? but who cares? there's nothing worse than like trying to be in a relationship with somebody who's like, trying like to be cool. i know, like, i don't want anything to do with that. be obsessed with me or get out. that's why. you know, tyrus, you cannot be successful in

life if you don't put yourself out there and take a risk. you have to lose the fear of being embarrassed, right? yeah. greg that's so old school of you know, you don't. all you have to do is just go on and do your post and get your likes and just you'll become a millionaire influencer so you don't have to worry about any real world stuff. again, this goes back to reflection of your parents. it used to be you were more afraid to tell your parents you didn't go to the job interview than going to the interview, and that's the that's the issue. the nest is too comfortable. you got to start putting some thorns in there, some uncomfortable moments, maybe a touchy relative, something to get them, something to get them to want to get out of the house. you know what i'm saying? relative that means a lot of things could be emotionally. yeah, emotionally. one of those guys doesn't let you finish sentences. you know, he's he's you know, he's a real jack murder crotch and he's just all up in your business. so i think that's the biggest thing is when you have when you have parents who have protected you.

and every time you fell, were there before you hit your head. this way, i'm afraid, as a father, i'd be like, oh, i failed miserably. like you got to let him get scrapes and bumps along the way and you got to. they should have experienced so much rejection every time they asked you for something like that. should have been. that's how you teach them. that's how i was. learn you know, even when i'd be like, mother, may i please have shock wave transformer special edition? no i didn't finish. no so then i. and then the embarrassment of going back to my brother, going, she said no. he's like, did you say it the way i taught you? she cut me off. so you get used to it. builds character. tom, you consider pepper spray an ethnic food? um isn't rejection on wow ? wow. just stop. wow now we're up. you're always piling on the white guy. isn't rejection a necessary part of dating? like

crouching in the bushes? absolutely. yeah, yeah. and then you jump out, you follow him home. exactly. nowadays, they call that stalking. but it worked for me. it did? that's how you met your wife? yes. yes. and you know, to what tyler said, it's so true. but the scrapes and the bumps back then, they healed. yeah now what we do on social media or all these kids, they text each other, they have a dossier of information. so if you say something, cringe, it's still in there. dms and their messages. and so you can't live it down and you know, back in the day if you got a shiner on the playground, it healed. and then you came to school and you had your held high. now now the if it's on youtube, they play, you're getting beat up every day for the rest of your life, right? so that's the thing is that these people live on their devices. and of course it's cringe. i would ask a girl, i'd be like, hey, karen, do you want to go out with me friday night? papageno's they'd be like, i would never go out with you and i'd be like, okay, i'm going to ask you again monday.

yeah. like i would just i would come back for more because it was all erased. that's that's a good idea. i always did the opposite. i always went on the defensive, like, you want to dance? no, i didn't ask you to dance. i said, you look fat in your pants. and then i like. like i. but your way is better. yeah. you come back and eventually they give in. i think there's a lot there's interesting ways to ask girls out in high school. now you just say, excuse me before i ask you out. do you have a penis? if i had a dime for how many times i've been asked that same question and i'm like, yes, it's bigger than yours. i promise you that. ha ha ha. i'm not talking to you, greg. oh, that's okay. males in general, i'm confident. yeah no, i know you're also very tall, so, um, anyway, so what were you saying? uh, okay. it seems to me that we're in something that tom kind of mentioned. is that i think that this modern environment, like, let's say, let's just say wokeism, um, it creates fearful people because the risk of being shamed or embarrassed lives forever.

yeah. people need to just, you know, put their big boy pants on and just fear a little rejection. it's good for you, you know, as a newly single, middle aged woman who's probably years away from becoming a spinster, i do not fear rejection. if you don't want to be with this, then that's fine. i'll move on to next one. yeah, and who wouldn't want to be with this? well, i haven't actually been with anybody, so i got to start dating first. but i'm just saying. but in all seriousness, kids are a fear of. they fear rejection because you try out for something, you audition for something and they don't get it. and the parents make all these excuses as to, oh, well, you know, they, they, they just didn't see how good. no, you sucked. and just be better nexe better next time. >> greg: coming up, the continuing series where we answer your queries. i'd remind people that all hate thrives on one thing. silence. the people who will change the nation are those who speak out. who refuse to be bystanders. who raise their voices against injustice.

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were 27,799. what do we do now that will be laughable in 20 years? >> tyrus: probably all the mandarin translations of our show. >> greg: [laughs] >> tyrus: so the new leaders can see what all the hype was about. [applause] >> greg: tom? >> tom: watch television. that's a good one, because 100% of our audience is watching tv right now! i just rock their world! >> greg: why do you feel that way? >> tom: i shouldn't say this. fox is going to figure out. we will watch little devices, not sitting around the tv anymore. >> tyrus: will have the brain and plans and just sit and stare at each other. >> greg: how about you, julie? will leave you laughing at that we do now?

>> julie: people to talk on the phone. i hate phones. i hate people who call me without making a reservation. >> greg: how do you have da dates? >> julie: i don't. >> kat: you have to make a reservation. soon he just calls me, i'm like, who died? you either be dead or kidnapped and i'm not paying your ransom. that's when my kids call me. but when my friends call me, i still get pissed off equally. >> greg: what about you, kat? >> kat: anything we complain about. in 20 years, ugh. i hope i'm still alive! >> greg: i think it's going to be the whole trans athlete stuff. we will look back and go, what kind of delusion where we under that this almost happened? it's going to be like, what the [bleep] were they thinking? [applause] this is topical. what will you do if the power

grid goes down, kat? >> kat: probably get pregnant. [laughter] nothing else to do. >> greg: julie? >> julie: probably have to buy a battery-operated vibrator. >> tyrus: shillue, take us home. i'm not following that. [laughter] >> tom: i think i'd be okay. i'm not a woodsman, but i know how to shoot. i could kill my own food. i don't know if i'm good at butchering it, but i have killed things, and i could finish. i've got my ham radio license, so i'm a bit of a prepper. >> greg: you can get a license for ham radio? >> tom: f got my own radio station.

ke2brq. that's me. >> tyrus: not much would change. i would turn on my generator and chill. i live in louisiana so i surround myself in the swamp. i got more guns and feelings. >> kat: so i can come over! >> julie: i'll just plug in at your house! >> tyrus: i'm not going to my children that we don't have power because ms. banderas need to minute. >> greg: she because the blackout. >> julie: i did. >> tyrus: they are so many ways to go with that, but it's black history month. spew it up next, could it be true? joe and jimmy copied shillue. icy hot. ♪ with fastsigns,

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♪ ♪ nobody's watching but you! [applause] >> tyrus: we should have an awards show. >> greg: old joe takes on "the tonight show." jimmy fallon did a bit of spoofing president biden and his new tiktok account, and on

presidents' day joe responded. roll it. >> my roman empire is the roman empire because i was there. >> it's good to be made fun of by america's best late-night host. but if colbert can't y give it, you're fine, jimmy. >> greg: that feels very familiar. i'll do both of them. i will scratch his back while i'm smelling o'donnell's hair. but it's my staff. it only doing it. they think i'm going to say the wrong thing. i'm good. i've got a plan. if i lose my train of thought, i just whisper. [laughter] works like a charm. [applause] >> greg: shillue, you know jimmy, your friends, you been doing biden on the show for years. with your analysis? >> tom: jimmy does way more

impressions than me. he's done hundreds of people. but the funny thing about this is the biden administration are talking about the late-night host. they'll do anything to avoid the fact that "gutfeld!" is a top-rated late-night show. i said top-rated, right? but the way he pretends, you've got colbert, jimmy fallon. we have been lampooning biden for years now and i've counted them up on my hard drive. we've done hundreds of joe bidens. i had ever heard anything from the administration. i know they are aware of it. >> greg: do you think he's aware of it? >> tyrus: he is for a minute. [laughter] he can't really -- you know. just imagine, 3:00 in the morning and eats up flipping through the channels and the "gutfeld!" replay comes on he

sees that. he'll be like, "we are going to get that -- huh?" i bet if he remembered he would get a "come on, man." or that he would beat you up but you can't bring the big black guy with you. >> greg: he might look at the "gutfeld!" show and say, "i never did that show." >> tyrus: and he would ask the real president, dr. biden, "why don't i do that show?" and shall be like, "you can't." >> kat: i don't know that he's aware of jimmy fallon's impression. >> greg: do you think jimmy was aware of tom? >> kat: maybe. i don't know. it is telling that it didn't really take a long time for him to try to do it. i don't know how you are able to still psychologically do it at this point. it's a lot. it's like every single day of your life, right? it probably starts to bleed over

into other areas at this point. kind of like always thinking about it. >> tyrus: we had to stop dirtbag deb. >> greg: does your wife ever ask you to be joe tonight in the boudoir? >> tom: sometimes she comes into the kitchen and i'm looking at the phone, just talking into my phone trying to work out bits, and it's upsetting to her. [laughter] >> greg: what you just did there reminds me of clint eastwood in "gran torino." [laughs] >> tom: i'll keep pointing at you no matter where you go. i love that movie. [applause] >> greg: julie, was interesting about tom's impression is that it was a predictive impression. he was doing joe before joe was doing joe. tom predicted how he was going

to end up, and it's scary, because by his projections we are going to have to have tom in a pine box. >> julie: that's really sad. >> tyrus: that's going to be so funny! i mean, sunny-sad. >> julie: i do think it is sad how accurate it really is. and i don't think that biden would remember if you shoot in the clip. he'd be like, "who's that? he looks familiar." like he identifies dead people in his speeches. but that was a turn on, you should try that with your wife. >> greg: we have to get out of this disgusting -- don't go away. we'll be right back. the good stuff — and you don't need a satellite dish? oh, i used to love doin' my business on those things! you're one sick pigeon. them dishes kept the rain off our beaks! we just have different priorities is all. satellite-free directv...

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>> greg: we are out of time! thanks to tommy, julie, kat, tyrus, our studio audience. i'm greg gutfeld, and i love you, america. >> trace: good evening. i'm trace gallagher. it's 11:00 p.m. on the