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♪ ♪ >> greg: to still be doing this! amazing, amazing! happy tuesday, everybody! how do you know when you have reached peak idiocy? we now need diversity guidelines for clearing land mines. it seems canada has just donated $4 million toward an effort to clear land mines, but in a gender-inclusive manner. if there's one thing we can agree on concerning the war in ukraine, there simply isn't enough gender inclusive mine action, right? but let's be clear up front, anyone in charge of clearing landmines is way braver than i am. i can barely clear my driveway. if it is something you accept as your job, i don't care if you are white, black, gay, trans, or identify as a cabbage patch kid.

oh, look at that. [laughter] how did anybody like those dolls? >> tyrus: i never saw it either. >> greg: hideous. but it's not about the dolls! it's about how dei and sanity has injected everything. he used to correct only the places where useless people where, like academia or media. but not airlines, medical school, and war, even landmines. i'm sorry, maybe inclusivity shouldn't be anywhere on the list of priorities. those should be pretty simple. competence, patience, steady hands, and balls the size of the las vegas sphere. think of brian kilmeade, and then think of someone who is the opposite. [laughter] [applause] got to make landmines funny! speaking of that, before we go any further, we want to get a comment from a guy who knows his stuff, johnny joey jones, who lost both his legs as a bomb

disposal technician. not a great one. [laughter] take it away, joey! >> i just want to let you know, you have full support to make fun of this ridiculous story about gender inclusivity when it comes to taking bombs apart. just so you know, any gender transformation that happens while taking bombs apart, completely by accident. we didn't mean for that to happen. [laughter] >> greg: thank you, joey. on saturday, justin trudeau released a list of candidates funding support for ukraine. under a section called "gender inclusive demining for sustainable teachers in ukraine," it explained $4 million will go to targeted communities but also establishing a gender diverse working group to promote gender transformative mine action in ukraine. this is insane. so that's quite a goal, to add onto the burden of saving lives, including your own. you have to think about this. but it turns out dei is part of

their whole program for clearing landmines around the world. they even published a 75-page document on it. according to the u.n. undersecretary general for peace operations, jean-pierre lacroix, "while these weapons may be indiscriminate, the impacts vary according to gender, age, and other aspects of diversity. it is essential that mine action actors are equipped to apply a gender lens as part of a company in the event inclusive approach to planning, implementing, and monitoring programs to ensure protection for all and to ensure that no one is left behind." >> tyrus: boom! [laughter and applause] >> greg: all right, stop right there, lacroix. i have tasted your flavored water, and i wasn't impressed! [laughter] what is it everyone named jean-pierre is full of crap? it's almost as though it is french for a dip [bleep].

it's safe to say land mine clearing is dangerous. you have to be right 100% of the time. you can't even be wrong once. it's the opposite of people at the u.n. who can layer this bowl [bleep] on the backs of great people without any risk. they are safely turning out this turd sausage while cashing the checks that taxpayers send them. they think this will increase the effectiveness of mine action activities and improve satisfaction at work? i have no idea how they will test this. work satisfaction? i would assume there is one metric, not dying. [laughter] and if you put diversity before competence, that metric is going to get worse. so dei has finally reached the mountain top of risk, and even more, we now include everyone in that risk. but dei has the same consequences here as it does everywhere else, whether it's harvard or united air.

it has an opportunity cost, meaning the effort placed in this identity obsessed lens is an effort that should be placed elsewhere, and the risk for disaster will grow. it is why it scares us so much that it has wormed its way into med schools. you have students learning more about pronouns than the pancreas, more about trends than transplants. but especially in the arena of clearing landmines, every little bit of idiocy you introduce matters. of course landmines blowing up all sorts of people, yeah, that's true. but does that mean they have to be cleared by all sorts of people? and not really. dei efforts have a mathematical roadblock. if you choose to fish from a small pond of applicants, you end up running out of qualified fish faster, so you need to fish from the lake, not the pond. does anybody really believe will gives and will make for better land mine clearing? we are talking about defusing deadly explosives here, not getting misgendered in an office

break room. do you think using the right pronouns at work is a minefield? this is an actual [bleep] minefield, people. [applause] who benefits from this? not the people who need landmines cleared. they just want the best people to save them, and the lgbt community, tell them the bomb squad needs trans women. we had thomas would suddenly grow a mustache and douse himself in old spice. [laughter] he be pretty attractive, too. >> tyrus: could bring old spice back. >> greg: but clearing landmines is just the latest human endeavor to be infected with diversity, equity, and inclusion. landmines are serious business, but the people making the rules apparently are not serious people. that is left-isn't for you. human life is less important than their woke agenda. what if a few people lose a limb or two to meet a quota? it's worth it to tell yourself

you're being inclusive. in this case, dei might mean you d-i-e. [applause] let's welcome tonight's guest! as a former spy, his favorite secret gadget was the pocket fisherman. former cia operative and host of "the president's daily brief podcast," mike baker! [applause] she is such a security expert, she frisks herself at the airport. former deputy national security advisor, k.t. mcfarland! [applause] like a praying mantis, she has skinny arms, eats bugs, and bites of her lovers' heads. "new york times" best selling author and fox news contributor, kat timpf! [applause] and he uses the goodyear blimp as a loofah. the selling author, comedian, and former n.w.a. champion, tyr!

[applause] as a violent and psychotic former cia agent who has had mie tortured and brutally murdered, would you like -- >> mike: not millions. >> greg: would you agree to thousands? would you like to see gender inclusive tactics in the cia? a >> mike: there is a movement there. they are already doing it. i don't want to walk into that. >> greg: when you waterboard someone, do you ask their pronouns first? >> mike: yeah, otherwise you get in trouble and you're taken off the case. and then you have to go in for harassment training. it's uncomfortable. it didn't used to be that way in gitmo. that was a simpler time. >> greg: yes. >> mike: the problem -- not the problem, actually, the unexploded ordnance, the land mine, what it doesn't care about is whether you are white or whether you are black or whether you are hispanic, whether you are gay, straight,

or whatever the other options are. [laughter] i haven't kept up on that. >> greg: yeah. >> mike: because that land mine, as julie will tell you, will [bleep] up in a complete the nondiscriminatory way. this is not a perfectly formed thought, but we should all be more like the land mine. you see where i'm going with that? >> greg: we should all be like the land mine. >> mike: i'm sorry, am i interrupting a call? >> greg: my phone went off. you for one's made an amazing point and my phone went off. >> mike: you missed it! it's been 20 years! >> greg: that was a viewer calling, "i can't believe mike baker is making sense." [laughter] i know, we should all be like the land mine! we shouldn't care what gender or race you are. >> mike: that's exactly right. >> greg: yeah, i'll be home early. >> mike: how many years have we been doing this together? >> greg: like 14 years. >> mike: something like that. that's the first cogent thought

i've had with even a long time. and it's interrupted. anyway, that's my thought there. the only other thought is, the u.n. -- i think k.t. will agree with me, they occasionally do good work. then there's times, like when they appointed iran on the human rights forum, or they allowed unra to be populated by not just sympathizers, but hamas supporters. the u.n. is essentially a self-serving gaggle of bureaucrats who are there to promote their own interests. but you do need a forum where countries can come together and talk. >> greg: it shouldn't be in the united states. i say epstein's island. [laughter] k.t., in terms of diversity, shouldn't we demand that our enemy do the same thing? shouldn't we call them out, say, if a terror group isn't inclusive? there are no irish people in the taliban. i find that offensive. you think they listen? >> k.t.: well, maybe not.

but they will probably learn their lesson from the ira originally. this is just a jobs program for grifters. skimming it off the top, because they are not teaching people how to look for landmines. they are teaching people all this other stuff. these are all employees of the u.n., which is actually a lot of grifters. >> greg: summit he was paid for that 70-page manual. >> k.t.: event. instead he is going to take the hour class to learn that seth and they are not taking the class to learn how to demobilize a landline. ukraine has probably 2 million land mine so far that we know of. you have to do each one individually, there's no blanket blow 'em all up at the same time. >> mike: you can detonate a whole field. >> k.t.: but there are firm fields, school playgrounds, it's just the most horrible thing, and to think that these grifters are taking money away when they could be doing programs that

would save little children who are out playing soccer in those fields is just reprehensible. we all laugh at the dei lifters. ha, ha, ha. but this is where it has actual human casualties, and it's tragic. >> greg: it keeps moving, kat. lisa mcclain of this stuff when it was in college campuses , but it's spreading like a disease. >> kat: one way it is different from a disease, i would think it would stop if anybody bothered to question it. that's how this stuff gets through. i read through this, and it sounds really confusing and like, am i missing something? but really i'm not missing anything, it is just bull [bleep]. for one person to be like, "excuse me, gender transformative mayan removal? what the [bleep] is that?" but everybody is too scared to do that, because they are worried about -- "yes, of c of course, gender transformative

land mine removal, of course! yeah!" everyone goes along with it and it's stupid, it doesn't mean anything really. people have to say that but they are too afraid to say that. they don't want to look stupid, but you look more stupid the acting like it mean something when it doesn't mean anything at all. >> greg: and if you call it out, tyrus, "it's just a tiny part of the budget. it doesn't matter." >> tyrus: everybody is right and wrong at the same time. >> mike: is that possible? >> tyrus: yes, it is. be really quiet and wait for greg to step on it. >> mike: it's the story of my life. >> tyrus: a few of us. but it is a moneymaking scheme. it's a great hustle. but it's not innocent. it has dire consequences to the people involved. if you are trying to get your dei hires in, which means you have to replace the ones that are already there, and probably

are men, either white or probably black, but they are men, alpha men. when he put them in these classes, they will do like kat said. "what is this? what does this have to do the saving lives and being on the minefield?" he's an outside, that's a little toxic. he's out. and then the replacement will go -- who knows the handbook, but then walks out there and goes, "what are you doing?" "i'm making sure there's no mines in this guide. close what you think i'm making it up? try flying next to the emergency exit seat right now. you can't give that seed away, because they got rid of the good guys because they ask questions. because the consequences for challenging the woke is your job. what it comes down to, the guy who bet there would be a streaker at the super bowl, he made sure that he was the

streaker. the woke call out a problem. >> greg: then there the solution. >> tyrus: then there the solution, then they make the money. there's little consequence. he had to pay a $50,000 fine, but he made $375,000. you break some eggs, ruin lives, make money for the name of the group and get everybody blown to hell. >> mike: to tyrus' point, it is insidious, because the u.n., and every other government agency, but also corporations, you are required -- for any program, any office -- to take the box and show how this project or how this program will include this element, this dei element, and is money set aside for that, and therefore it is in your best interest to keep pushing this because that's how you make more money. >> tyrus: that's how you lose your best and brightest. because they probably seen some [bleep] and they won't be polite on the field. >> greg: google ignites

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♪ ♪ [applause] >> greg: google continues to control the nation with its biased basis information. according to the media bias ratings last year, 63% -- 63% -- of articles on the google news home page came from leftist media outlets. just 6% were collected from sources on the right. that is as unbalanced as kat's breakfast. >> tyrus: jesus christ! >> greg: of the sites google news pulls from, either then lean left, including yahoo, cbs, the ap, nbc.

but that's not true. only four lean left, the other four mean super left, with some leaning so far left they topple over like nancy pelosi at a wine tasting tour. [laughter] of course this is the same google that launched gemini, the woke ai that refused to create white historical figures. so is it any wonder that now google only displays stock pictures of white criminals? we googled "shoplifting stock photo" and got image after image of white shoplifters. [laughter] had that get in there? but it's practically impossible to find a stock photo of a shoplifter who is not quite. i haven't seen that many white faces since i crashed the doocy family reunion. sorry for what i left in the pool, steve. maybe google is just trying to avoid stereotyping nonwhites. what if we search for white-collar crime, something stereotypically white? we got only white men in suits

and handcuffs. strange, and sexist, given some of our best white collar criminals women. it's not just google. yesterday the fbi posted this photo of two white women shoplifting to illustrate the epidemic of organized retail theft. it looks like they just escaped from a tupperware party in scarsdale. [laughter] but apparently the fbi would rather avoid the obvious, that most of the thefts are performed by gangs and theft rings run by migrant illegals. instead, it's two white women snatching a purse from t.j.maxx. sorry, the only place white women form unruly mobs is at starbucks during pumpkin spice season. finally, if you thought google is bad, here is meta ai, instagram's new chat bot. the acid to list all the as presidents. you can see it skipped over trump! listing obama as the 44th, and biden is the 45th president. clearly this is programmed to erase trump and is a compliment,

so he followed up and asked meta ai why it didn't include trump, and it said, "i apologize for the mistake. i should have included trump as the 45th president." then it relisted all the leaders and included trump in his rightful place. good. hopefully it will also list the eight in his rightful place this november as the 47th. [applause] i didn't expect applause! >> kat: pathetic! >> greg: [laughs] k.t., i think we are discovering our information systems are contaminated. should we just stop using the stuff? >> k.t.: i think we've discovered the fbi is contaminated. i was just at cpac over the weekend, and we had a lot of international presidents who came, and the thing we all talked about is that we are all facing the same sort of unholy trinity in our governments. you can't try them, they are unaccountable to anybody, but they run everything. the media, and that includes

social media and legacy media, and the far left. they have all decided they are in charge and they are in it together and you are too stupid to decide, the average guy, what he supposed to look at or not llook at. they'll decide for you. it's all the same thing that's happening all over the world. but the fbi -- >> greg: i know, we can't trust anything anymore. kat, you are white ones, and a shoplifter are you offended that they just show white women shoplifting? >> kat: i'm offended by -- let's put this picture up. this is not the problem with stealing, people like this, because these women don't know how to steal, okay? [laughter] first of all, if you're going to shove somewhere something to steal it, do that in the dressing room. don't do it out in the public and then pose for a photo in the middle. at the very least, have your friend be a look out, that's the [bleep] lookout ever a very sane. she's looking at the wall! and if you're a real

professional you won't have room to shove anything, because that is where your glock would be. >> greg: so true. so unrealistic, tyrus. [applause] does this all come from a good place that they don't want to stereotype? >> tyrus: no, of course not! no. you've got to take two words and put it together to describe this whole situation. the problem is, no more grouping. no more staying fbi, no more saying google or ai. it's not that it's a person, it's a [bleep] person. one person. jerry, carl, whoever it is on his little skate board, who decided to make the ai woke. it's that guy. we need to say his name or her name or its name, when this stuff happens. because when it gets to the group, no one pays attention. when you hit ai, it's like "they." "the man's going to get us." no one has the following question, what is the man's name

and address connect let's get this son of a bitch now before he gets us. it's all lazy. you have to blow that all up. have to start saying the name. >> greg: krawczyk from google! >> tyrus: exactly. murdercrotch did this. as soon as you start singlizing it, it's easier to solve. you just fire murdercrotch and get someone else in there. it's that simple. but we keep getting caught up with the group. stop grouping this stuff. individuals do that. that's why it's easy and one-sided. it is hilarious to me that it is white people putting white people. so when you get to the sing like, is this an angry brother making all the criminals white on google? nope, it's the whitest guy in the world, because his mom and dad gave him a [bleep] name. >> greg: that's exactly right. [applause] i looked up spooks who kill

people -- >> tyrus: say let? >> greg: that's what you call a spy. >> mike: i've never had that term before, tyrus. >> greg: your face came up in every picture. >> mike: was i white and every picture? >> greg: you were! >> mike: look, something that k.t. said, i know a lot of extremely patriotic and hardworking fbi guys, so i'm not in the camp that is going to say it is all the fbi. you can get problems at the top. there's no doubt about it. they can push that agenda around. but you've got people out on the street to be incredibly difficult work every day. this thing, though, to go to let kat said earlier, it is a product of fear. the fbi wants to put this out, but they are fearful. they don't want the derision from the woke mob. but the problem is they get it from everybody else because it is so ridiculous. if they had used gemini, and jim

and i did that thing, "show us some nazi," so they showed four people in full nazi regalia. there is a black person, an asian, or -- i think it was polynesian. if they had done this and they had shoplifters and there was one of each, sign, okay. we are not going to spend anything talking about it because it is not quite as stupid. this is a product of fear. >> greg: i think you are right. they are more scared of shouty activists than they are gangs of thieves, because that punctures their reality and they don't like it. up next, a boss who says if your wallet is thinner, eat cereal for dinner. [applause]

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in your bowl. according to the latest data from usda, americans are spending the highest share of the income on food in 30 years. it's true. earlier today i put a down payment on a jar of fluffernutter. but it's not funny. food prices are out of control, which can only mean one thing. the ladies of "the view" are on the verge of bankruptcy. what can we do, other than vote republican, that is? answer simple. according to kellogg ceo gary pill naked, eat cereal for dinner. >> the serial category has always been quite affordable and it's a great destination when consumers are under pressure. so we are advertising about cereal for dinner. if you think about the cost of cereal for the family versus what they otherwise might do, that's more affordable. >> i'm all for innovation and marketing, but having cereal for dinner, is there the potential for that to land the wrong way? >> we don't think so. in fact, it is landing really

well right now, carl. >> greg: it landed as well as a malaysian jetliner. [audience reacts] so don't know where it went! argue with me. but i think breakfast is the most important meal of the day, especially when it's the only one you can afford. the good news is president biden can relate. he's been eating dinner with a bowl and a spoon for years. kat, do you think that ceos having cereal for dinner? b, if you came home to a guy serving cereal for dinner, how quickly would you leave him? >> kat: maximum, two years. [laughter] >> greg: that's so funny, because it's true! "oh, you cooked for me!" >> kat: [laughs] i think i was too honest. look, this guy is having a bad

day. obviously he is not eating cereal for dinner, and the way he really thought he had something there, he was like, listen, you might be poor. that sucks. but you can have cereal for dinner, and the money you do have, i get that! [laughter] it's a win-win for everybody! did he not run it by anybody, or did he? he's like, "you don't know, it's going to be good, because i'm the serial guide." >> greg: i would live to see the guy who sells wd-40. "if you're not doing well, you could have oil for dinner!" [laughs] [awkward silence] [laughter] >> tyrus: i keep going back. can we punch that back up? the fake chart in the back. he's talking about the idea of

having cereal for breakfast, which means -- or, for dinner. it hasn't happened yet, but yet he had behind him the proj projection. it's going to go through the roof. and apparently -- i'm sorry to think all the ceos are method actors. >> mike: is the earnings for the third quarter. >> tyrus: stocks are up if you eat cereal at night. [laughter] but all your extra money is going to go to insulin. [laughter] these ceos, they don't watch tv? you didn't see the bud light ceo? no more talking, ceos. as soon as you open your mouth -- all of them. it's the only thing i will allow grouping. previous segment, i'm anti-grouping. i'm going to flip-flop a little bit and pivot, which everybody hates. we will group ceos together in the name of their group is

[bleep]. we just bring them altogether. whenever they come on tv, at the bottom of the screen, "ladies and gentlemen, pay no attention, [bleep] are on." [applause] >> greg: mikey? as a spy you must have had some interesting deals on the fly. is it ever justified, cereal for dinner? >> mike: absolutely. i got three boys at home. we've got every one of those cereal brands in the pantry. series three. we go through a [bleep] ton of cereal. and in the safe house, they used to stock the safe houses would cereal because it would last. >> greg: when you got cereal, was there a prize? >> mike: you would be like a secret decoder ring, sometimes it was a new cloth for waterboarding. you never knew what you are going to get out of the cereal box. >> greg: [laughs] >> mike: and we loved it. >> greg: it must've been easy to buy things for you for christmas. >> mike: it still is, in case

you're wondering. >> greg: k.t., we are kind of in a bad place, telling people to eat cereal for dinner. >> k.t.: they shouldn't even be eating cereal for breakfast! it's the unhealthiest there is. have you looked at the sugar content? it causes insulin resistance. setting you up for diabetes when little kids eat it. and guess what? the kellogg's stuff is the worst of the bunch! it has more sugar than any of the breakfast cereal. the guy is worth $20 billion, and he's telling everybody, if you're poor, don't worry, have froot loops for dinner! >> greg: there goes our kellogg's sponsorship. [laughter] tank that one. i love cap'n crunch. >> tyrus: put that chart behind you, and gutfeld making fun of kellogg's has driven the stock up. [laughter] i'm going to put that thing behind you whenever i have an argument. i've already crunched the numbers. whatever i'm about to say. >> greg: crunch, cinnamon toast crunch!

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joe biden has been president. there was a time when the state of alabama absolutely needed more kids, because alabama was a slave state, and the mandate or of the planter class was for black women to produce more kids because those kids were propert. are you saying the we is white folks any more kids? is it the great replacement thing, that you're concerned is not more white in the population versus the latino population in the black preparation and the asian population? so the "weak" is white people, make white women have more kids? and you are dominionist supreme court and there are seven dominionist belief system, that is the precursor to "the handmaid's tale." >> ♪ moment of joy ♪ [applause]

>> greg: i already feel dum dumber. i borrowed this from dana. do you know that she's bald? tyrus, was she persuasive? >> tyrus: oh, yeah. she made me want to change the channel so fast. she's a racist, lonely, ugly person. i'm talking about on the inside. she had nothing better to do because, i hate to break it to her, i know it's black history month. we even have an extra day with the 29th coming up. don't you clap for that [bleep]. [laughter] i'm not having one month relegate my history, the col coldest, boring, shortest month. that's not the point. she said alabama was a slave state. i hate to break it to you, ma prayed they were all slave states. it's not like kansas was like, "not us!" they were all involved.

the south wouldn't share the money. she's an angry person. no one should listen to anything she has to say. and why she's on tv, i have no idea. >> greg: k.t., shouldn't msnbc tell her she's looking positively insane? >> tyrus: she didn't film it for them. she did at home. that means there's someone on the other side of that phone going "that was good!" >> greg: it was keith olbermann. >> k.t.: she thinks we have too many children already? she has three kids. what is she talking about? she is one over the quota. >> greg: that's true. why is it people with kids say -- "but not my kid!" mike, you have 37 children. >> mike: i do. that i know of. wait a minute, one over the quota? to have a 2-child policy now? i had no idea. >> k.t.: don't you know meghan and harry are only going to have to kill because they think three wouldn't be fair to the planet? >> tyrus: that's like four but

from different people. [laughter] >> mike: different parts of the planet. >> tyrus: four different uteruses. >> k.t.: keep going, this is getting better and better and better! >> greg: so have you been? what are your thoughts? >> mike: my thoughts are her rantings are predictable and they are sort of lacking any academic rigor. >> k.t.: she went to harvard! >> mike: it's like a toddler cracked up on apple juice and sugar pops. nothing she says is surprising because you know exactly where she's coming from. why does msnbc keep her? because she's like every other pundit and talking head on the network. >> greg: she provides us with a segment, kat. that's why i love her. >> kat: this was a rough one, though. what happened to alabama was awful. i very much feel for all those women who injected themselves with these hormones, embryo transfer is canceled, and she's

like, "i'm going to make it about a weird delusional thing i made up in my own head." jeevan says, "you want more kids so you can have your kids be slaves? is that we are saying?" "you need more white kids? that's pretty creepy." you can make up all kinds of stories in your head and that will be creepy. people do it around campfires all the time. it's not something to be concerned about. it's completely delusional and insane, and i don't know how she was able to hit post without someone in her life saying don't. >> greg: exactly. [applause] >> mike: i kind of like the blonde greg. i would go with it. >> greg: i think this was our trump wig, by the way. next, an expert does the math i t when it comes to being a femae psychopath. [applause] it penetrates deep into the tooth to actively repair acid weakened enamel. i recommend pronamel repair. with new pronamel repair mouthwash you can enhance that repair beyond brushing. they work great together.

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>> a story in five words. [applause] >> greg: science. more psychos are women. kat, a british researcher says the number of female psychopaths could be greater than previously thought, because they are more settled than men and their psycho behavior is less obvious. do you agree? >> kat: yes, but this doesn't describe me. they said if you want to have control over others, and i have a hard enough time having control over myself. >> greg: all right. well, that was a reasoned answer, k.t.

i expected more, frankly. what about you? do you know a lot of female psychopaths? >> k.t.: chewer. they're all my best friends. what is stunning about this, it's taking them now to figure this out? ten men to everyone psychopathic woman and other think it's 50/50? today not know any mean girls in high school? mean girls in high school versus some dumb guys on the playground punching each other out to? who has the lasting psychological trauma and damage? the mean girls. >> greg: it is true. i think our culture, tyrus, encourages a female psychopath he whereas with males we call it out. but females, it's like, "you go, girl." >> kat: what? [laughs] >> tyrus: g, another guy who says "you go, girl." great. awesome. listen, i'm saying is this, you

got to give women a break on this one. it's not their fault. according to social media, 65% of men are transitioning to women or something like that. so it has skewed the numbers. all these crazy-ass men transition over to women and they say i'm crazy because they go on social media and they look crazy, and anyone can be one, so the poor women, regular crazy women who stalk and call you and say "you don't love me enough, did i make you mad?" we are equipped to handle that, like chugging beer and thinking of other places while they talk. we are designed for that. >> greg: it's funny, too. when they are reporting on criminals, they do say women when it is men identifying as women, which skews all the crime stats, mikey. you had to deal with psychopaths in your line of work. >> mike: i still do. my own research, i'm married to a woman, the greatest person

i'll ever know, 60% of my employees are women, for all your investigative intelligence needs. and my daughter, great girl, she's a woman also. not a single one of them i psychopaths. >> greg: you didn't mention your first wife. [laughter] >> tyrus: i'll drink to that. >> mike: good night, drive safely. >> greg: i'm kidding! i shouldn't have said that. >> mike: well, but you did. [laughter] >> greg: don't go away' we'll be right back. i don't know why i did that! i'm sorry. 4 out of 5 gynecologists would recommend whole body deodorant, which gives you 72 hour odor protection from your pits to your- (sfx: deoderant being sprayed) secret whole body deodorant.

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