the country that they wanted to be in and that this was a place that they really wanted thei u to grow up and to build a future in andto r to really become a part of the fabric of american society. so i think that thathink tha ans that's great. that is a wonderful thing. i also understand that, you know, the experience that ie had was because everyone camebeo with this intention of kind of belonging and worked really hardngrdo to do it. and i think that that's just a critical part of how our country built in, how ourt o our how everyone jusmet an american. >> at the end of the day day. e" >> 6 to 9 a.m. eastern tomorrow on fox and friends. ately wethat's all the time unfortunately, we have left. please dvr so you never, ever, ever mis ever,s episode of hann. in the meantime, let not your hearts be troubles.greg greg gutfeld is back to put a smile on your face. ga on youhave great night.

i know. i know. i'm. i missed. me, too. happ y, everyone. >> so kamala harris' husband,rr doug emhofis'sf, has admitted to getting his nanny pregnant and destroying his first marriage. >> we all know what an amateur said. n amone mar, said n, nancy pelo, said biden should be added to mount rushmore because, like washington jefferson, roosevelj and lincoln. >> joe's also deadoe's als. >> but if anyone knowsng a about building a face scratch, it's nancy pelosi. >> rfk told a story about the

time he abandoned a dead bear pr cub in central park, abandoning a beark.abando in a park for a e i suppos we it could be worse. >> too soon. too soon. swimmer luana alonzo from paraguay was kicked out of the olympics for inappropriate behavior. what could it be? >> well, clearly, the french had a problem with her taking a shower taking . look, i wanted to show that picture. a french pole vaulter missed out a chance to win an olympic medal when his got caught t on the bar and knocked the bar downhe. the same thing happened to me at the 100 meter dash.mete i kept trippinr g like a joke,

really. beneath me. risin >> with tension rising between iran and israel, joe biden is meeting with his national security team in the situation room, answering critics who said he couldn't go to a different room. that's a great joke. and harrison ford says actingine in captain america, for required not caring and beinrig idiot for money. >> yeah, i know that typughter all right. wake up, people.is has >> so it's amazing how far kamala harris has come since she entere d race.[ laug >> given that she's doneht baseing, instead of hiding in the basement, she's hiding behind megan. thee stallion's. but , her husband has answered questions about banging

his nanny. but harrision' changed. o she's the same kamala no one voted for. ne benow, three weeks ago, trump ws nearlyfo killed, and two weeks before that, trump had exposed the biggescat political ever u that the democrat government had covered up. the president's dementia, putting our country in jeopardy while assuring harris'w th nomination. but somehow that's ancient news brought to you by the news. and so you see machine at work taking what's already there. harris and givine whg the whole makeover. it's like whoopi goldberg went to bed and woke up halle berry harris and had to do anything. just let the people in charge do their thing. >> the polls tell you everything. if kamal evamala remained a constant in what impacted the polls, everything elser else.e, and ite driven by identity politics, it has to be because what elst elen is there? >> her achievements, her intelligence, her articulation. ce now, every position kamala's t held is either impossible

to fathom or longer applies. she even flip flops on her racee . >> but it's identity that they made the selling point and you cannot question it because if you do, watch out. raci >> why is formeral president trump questioning vice president's racial identity>> w? well, first georgia. ge rachago, he was respondin to a question from, i believe, rachel scott. like, this is really a phonyels. controversy. >> i don't really care. most people don't. you just repeated the slur agai repeae .n. ioning if it doesn't matter, why do you all keep questioning her identity? she's always identifie ided a bc woman. she is biracial. she has a jamaican father, an id mother.? >> she's always identified as both. why are you questioning that? georgwell, george, first of al, this is something that's actually a conversation throughout hout social mediaut right now. there were a lot of people who are trying to figure this out. .hat's iss, nobut again, that'n not the main issue. >> the man is sure one second that you just did it. >> you just did it again of the united states. why? why do you why do you insist qut on questioningntity? her racial? identity? >> you want me to talk?

i want you to answert yo my question. meanwhile, cnn featured a local reporter asking a grouquestionpe of black men at a barbershop in harris would make thegroup om vote democrat. >> it's kind of like going to make you a little more likely or less likely de vote democrat mre because grt race, because of the black yes or no. ea i'm going to let her speak on that. but to me, no. >> oh, i'm little black. >>s or no? i shar ie that same view. wow. black is not>>. . >> i heard she was i heard she had black in her vision when i played that audio on my sirius xm radio program on thursday, many callers who self-identified as african americasin quick sai to tell me that those men were the exception, not the ruln wer some describe them as low information voters. no different than you'd find among whites. >> yes., the infamous some. the and it's some that allowse jack another whitase to saycourse

black folks opinions on race don't matter unless, of course, they agree with this white guy. dems. >> but that's the dems. they no longerthey n at people individuals as unique but as part u of a group.rewed up >> so you're not voting for the who screwed up the border and hid biden's dementia? no. you're voting fo. bublack women. >> but harris' identity parade began with joe choosing her fore her race and her gender and yett point that out. that's racist. we're supposed to pretend it didn't happeen n like that times kudlow showed up at my place in broken handcuffs. >> such a sweet man. >> i know.'s but they're able to hide harris' unique flaws uniquflawa by shifting to the traits of a group. so she goes unique to special. d now, under god in nature, we're all unique. but we aren't special. your problemspecial. problems mr mine, and vice versa. but in an era where god and

nature are seen as irrelevant, we've abandoned the idea of beingd th unique for being special. why does a healthy young person b mutilate their body? because they abandon uniqueneso and embracing what they've been told makes them special. their parents alsos indulge thir they still feel special to dyed hair, then becomes a shaved head. piercings, crude becom tattoos, fervent activism, becomes a replacement for uniqueness. for every day you need to prove you're special. >> but all those thingiss is mae you easier to pick out of a lineup after you've done lineg stupid in the name of social justice, then you get to be in the most cherished group of all victims.t that but that specialness is like non waterproof paint. it washes right off the next da y and you have to apply another coat, another cause, another on your shirt. another pronoun. another shower curtain pronou rg in your nostri il.

the paris olympics opening ceremony was the end gam texces identity championing the excess of sels self,f, rejecting beauw justifies its own overkill. >> and over time, the sin of pride demands others to laud their specialness, even as it rejects your unique place in theyour u. and if you dare question, engeful.. vengeful they mocked christianity and they're a victim because. er people noticed. and that leads to deeper empty your excesses. and what's forgotten is what's truly unique about you . coul an 80-year-old black man at a top college could descend from an 80-year-old white man, could have abusive, drug-addled parents. both are unique, but one cannot be more special than the other. >> stht ono whether it's kamalao harris or angry activists or an olympic athothn, it's all the same poison. choosing to be special of unique should come with a warning. fatal if ingestewarning. d. >> you're welcome.

and i guess the only thinger shorter than him are the lines to show. comedian tyler fincher. she's my favorite. >> if you don't count the guy who got me through sex ed, who said the tutor kicks in. podcast tutor did. thro she recently on stick. in an unrelated story, she's pregnant. "new york times" best selling author about this contributor. and he rents his navel out as a hot tub. his"new york times" best sellig author, comedian and former nba champion. tires that go to you first for d no apparent reason. >> why did he come? >> me? look at me, lord. what should we talk about first? >>w.t. >> there's so much packed into that monologue. it's almost all well done. it's almos monol>> welt monologa >> you could tell he was on vacation for a week. a long time.

that's watching a lot a lot of datelin oe. i watc how many books did you write? none. wow. but i watched the 40 episodes" of dateline. i in predicting every suspect. >> it is the spouse? yes, it's always suspect. but here's the thingng.... vido >> so you watch this stuff.e and in both of those videos, the white guys were upset with what they heard from blacks. >> stephanopoulos primarily a bag. yeah. i mean, i'll take it.douchb but we have toag be careful tha. first, i will go on the record. mm-hmm. kamala harris is a beautifulhak woman. she's a black woman. how do i know this for a fact? becaus ahinge that's the one tha knew about her being vetted goin president, that they were going to get a woman of color. and they did. mm-hmm. okay, soll f do not fall for th trap. they don't. they're not askingnot as y you o disprove it. they're asking you to get you involved. >>g: rightright. because no matter what your

answer is, let me let let me let you all know something , . everybody in here, whether you like it or not, if jesse watter i not, ifs is zero% black, everybody is okay. okay. but when we get caught up in ifl you fall for that trap, you can't fall for that trap. i. kamala skin tone isn't the issue. her character is ther is the is? her inability to give a speech without. so a she is a beautiful black woman who just happens to be severely unqualified, to be vice president right now. oh, no. yeah. if >> i'm black and scottish. so io f i wentscot to scotland , was invited to a dinner, which i have been, and i showed up the in the traditional gown, no wow,was like, oh, he's scottish ,not black anymore. that's not what they'd say. it's like, wow, that big shack guk a y in a scottish kil. cool. yeah. so again, it's irrelevant to. oh, shms to be inde timee claimn one time and this that whatever

you fall for, you lose. and that's the problem. and this all this started when when sump wa trump was the onlye who showed up at that black event. only comic didn't show up.ai biden did show up. they're both invited. we're supposed to be there. they made him wait for ar ann hour and a half. and what was the first question tacking her caller becauseg is they needed a sound bite. and so what they're doing is when ann you're a republicand you're asked to go on a tv show and that's the question et they ask you, you get up and you leave because that's not what i'm here for. soand what they they did it. so he fell in the trap.on black jobs. 'sam i the only one too stupid? if you go to, for example, cass polish, and if invit i'm invitei to speak to polish journalists'm and going to talk about what polish jobs. ut bla you were in cka room of black americans and he came to talk about black jobs. >> mm-hmm. i'm sorr i'm soat wasy, am i? >> what was he supposed to talk about? asian jobs asian . like, don't fall for the trap. just step back and say i'm notpc participatinipg. a polish job?

there's been a few of them there, but there's been me . >> there was that pope. . that's true. yeah. great popehe w a. there are other polish people, aren't there? yeah, there'here?s some famous polish people. >> yeah, some of them. name six of them. yeahsh. i >> nail polish. they are polish people. god, if i could just could of oe polish rock band, that would be pooh rockr people.h what makes a polish sausagsae polish? >> it's polish. see, like, it's from. likeli- whe polish, it's where d people eat. >> what you talking about? i don't know. i'm still thinking about tireso, . a kilt. you know what, smart? 'm i'm aware. woman this week.g: all all right. rightall right. i don't know where i am in this segment, so continue. congr >> welcome back. and congratulationats on the child. oh, ye s, i.or i mostly did it, so we'd have new material for intros. el

>> that's good. that's good. you'll be complaining for two now. very glaadd. when's your next vacation? >> okay. so, yeah, i don't think i agrees with cyrus. i don't think that this is a great thing for republicans to be focusing on. i think when it's fun, whenid t trump says stuff i said this last week, it's fuhin whenhis. trump says stuff like this. it's fun for republicans. it's. gh clips like this but what is not black right now is a lot of people's financial people . >> it's in the red. a lot of people are in the red. and i think the more time spent talking about this the hugely someed opportunity there is to talk about that, which is something that it doesn't mattern' race you are everybody cares about their money. >> exactlymoney. green and peope having a tough baby. ay people havingings t a tough time affording things that they need right now. so i thinkha now. that the more anyone's going to focus on that, the better that that

will for them. >> mm-hmm. well put, tyler. ou love your little baby gap trucka driver outfit. wellug , you know, because i can't afford a no clothei s, i can't afford it. >> staying on topic, how would trump what would trump have to say about kamala's qualification? well >> you know, she's flips, flopping, greg. >> i mean, these are flip flops and indian people and blacks wear flip flops, which is good. but think of it. sh e wente went from handmade samos to on boats drinking mimosas so quick, so quick. >> she went from chicken currymh to steph curry like that. and she's very close to usingi' the n-word. and of course, i'm talking about nerd divergent because she's the first autistic hyenafi in the position to take office. so i think that's what he would say.

and i think we're all losing it. this feels like one big biden impression. we're all justeels lik a demente up today. yeah, you i like how you just fa trailed off.o i was, you know, tudor. sothis what do you have to sayts about? >> this is just the beginning of this fawning relationship fay kamala, or is it petering out? >> i'm trying to figure out they can't sustainn this forevel i think this is great for her.l. it's all she has really. becau she's like, look, there. i have something specialse about mes . speech. it's certainly not my speaking skills. she can't give a speech. she can'e can't give a telepromr speech. she can't talk about their accomplishment s. s, she has nothing else. and i think that to tyra's point, republicanse justng h juo her a win here, because everuty time you talk about this t, you're lifting up some of the greatest features that she hahat shhas.s is outside of that politically, she's got nothing peg for r us she's got nothing r the american people. she's i mean, her policiesopfocu horrible. >> and that's exactly what we need to focus on. we nees we neetop d to stop givg her wins.

>> she keeps soaring and everybody's like, i wonderan what thinks. >> we'll never know. she'll never speak. she never has to. yeahth. ha , we're doing it all for her. i don't know, man. just like you got to com here cm at her because she. >> the meeting ain't going to do it. hencan put this in a butto right here. president biden said she was ready da andy one and they had to hide his illnesses. e she was not ready, otherwise she'd be in the job right now. that'sjoll you you need to knowd she they would rather have someone with dementia in front of hein fr than herbie driving to drive a car. >> yeah. all righ t. >> there you go. up next, she planned biden's pue betrayal and pushes his rushmore portrayal. >> if you'll be in the new york area. would like tickets to see gutfeld go to fox news.com slash gutfeld and click on the link to joi>> clin studio on the link to joi>> clin studio audience in coming don power watch flies through 99%hose s

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ground. >> oh, played. thaned.k you, tyler. >> what do you think trump would say about this doe. do you think trump would be, like, that he's not on mt. rushmore? yeah, i think would say, come on, one day. i just want to have hi hm out here. are you now tired of doingimpr a trump impression? >> well, i want to be known forr my other work. i'm getting laid so much doing it. my hands are tired. >> yeah, it's, you know. well, i think, frankly, ifde biden was up there, i think in one month, the whole thing should crumble. crum lik. his mental >> but i don't think the word rush and biden should be in the same sentence. maybe it was mount s slow more t mount. i just my pants more. yeah. firs fun fact. so actually th e first point to miles to get there is a handicapped accessible trail. et

>> the last half mile is 422 steps. so i think in honor of him, you have to fall the steps to get there. there most nameat th the handicap part of the trail. after biden and the biden handicap beginning portion of the rushmore monumentrushmor] . >> yeah, that's nice to do. so you could do joe biden.ul you could do mount rushmore and hunter biden. >> it could be mt. something. yeah, well, the rock would crumble any more. the rock would crumble. ld d >> then you could do a linef it of it in the parking. >> what's funny?evs twitter. so this. this is everybodnancy knows nann was involved in stabbing him in the back. so this is like one of thoseo things. >> once you get somebody out of their way, you do a nice, wonderful speecha nil speeut the them a gold pocket watch, you pushh and pu out the door. >> this is what i imagine murder is like in high societyy. right? >> like, you're like, oh, it was so tragic how he went,tragic

but we should give him a lifetime achievement award. >> you knogive hetimw, life, ti, glasses empty. could a servant please get me gt more wine and make sure they're wearing a mask? you know, that's how it would end. and surk it would just. >> and. and lesley stahl was clearly sh wasare u there? >> is this i mean, her faceh to said it all. she's high society enough to bea with nancy pelosi. >> you knoncw, a thing k about getting old is you no longer care. do you jus thint think pelosi just doesn't give up? >> yeah, she had like this feeling like, you know what? i'm going to just say whatever i want to sayto. i'm 80. i might be even 90. i don't remember i can't believe that nobody else thinks this is funny. n't yeah, i mean, because you're right. >> yeah. firstn, first of all, moun right rushmore, isn't it? >> for dead people? yeah for you got to be dead. like, i'd be a little offended, i'l know, like, i'm stil president. >> you're talking about memorializing me,alive! jimmy carter. still alive. i'm not even still alive. i'm still the presiden onll t,

you know? >> and it just she did take itself becauseshe everybod. everybody knows that she was involved and i'm not runningth anymore. >> everybody knows that. he knows that. she knows that sheat we know that. >> so then for her to go so far in the other direction that he should be on rushmore, in that little smiled that she s afterwards, like, yeah. >> gre >> and then she holds it.t is yes. that is just - she knowsng so mu what she's doing. she's having so much fun with with it. >> and i've never had like so much power like, . but i if i was like, you know, drunk with power, i might act like that. yeah.>> to be. e come to be fair, i'm not sure car smile comes back that quick . >> yeah. airborne virus. she being calculatedlced again? no, it again? >> no, she's being hypocritical. i'm confused. i thoughi t we werpposed tt we d to blow mount rushmore out because it was full of all these white, oppressiv alle owni so you're saying biden's a white, oppressive slave owner? >> youy. '? >> you got to put him in with wi the rest of the crew of the evil white guys. they got to make up their te

mindd because according to them, all them had to go. >> those statues had to go. yeahto 't. hand so she didn't stabbing in the o back. she looked him dead in the eye e ,hand on the shoulder, just talking. and as he was sitting there, she was like, here's how it's goinwas g to gthere,o. >> and that's exact. and now like, oh, he should be o n the saying outlandish compliments that, you know , will happen should further let you know, you know, liker ha ty' is amazing. >> i hope one day he's an astronaut. yes an s. no. and well i'll never fit in thrn plane or the helmet. you know, i'm saying it's like, wow, thanks for giving me dreams. i know i can't ever attend.atte and that's what they're doing. like, oh, biden should be you know, he should be andt the smithsonian. they should cut his head off now and put it in the jar next m to gutfeld in the smithsonian. >> you know, it does remind memc of like when they do like retire the 30 that the cafeteriafdya lady who's been te for 35 years and she needs 36 to get her pension. >> yeah, yeah. but she's miserable just6 her. >> miserable. but they just have to get her out the door. they just make a masheable bd p.

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the are you going to bear attack or road kill bear? oh, road kill, bear. i wonder if he then wentd th hawking and had the bear in his . >> so theno wthene went hikingi heard and then we had a reallyll good day and we went late. we were catching a lotd of came and people really loved it day and my home in westchester, i had to go right to the city because there way bes a dinner at peter luger steak house and at the end of the dinner lane. and i realized, i couldn't go all night at the airport and the bear is in my car. >> i didn't want to leave the bear in the car. mi'm as that would have beenbes bad. at wouldso i said, let's go puti the bear in central park and we'll make it look lik e i didn't play the fun part. >> people. yeah, i have to come. ? to you.

because i. because wh>> gree souny? a drea he sounds like somebody who's explaining a dream, likes a therapist. >> it's like i was at this restaurantat thiis bear! and th bear, and then my grade teacher showed up, and that was late for work. it's like it's so amazing. how could you not vote for that? >> my favorite par t of it's nots as the story, but the way in which she tells this, which is as ift we're all supposed to find it relatable. >> yese. >>. dinner like, i hate when my at a steakhouse runs so long that the dead bear, my car gets spoiled. >> i was going to skin for meat. yeah. i want you to pause. s and he says he was so worriedi s that his fingerprints were on it that luckily the story died. i guess he. says he was trying to get out ahead of it. yes, but i do think this is a kind of store havey you wouldus have plausible deniability because it's just so bizarre ju

that if it was published somewhere else, you'd be like, come like, on, you know, do you really think i would take a bear carcassy ca into my car to sit and eat later and everybody would leave it alone? but noleavw yeah, like it's ant good tutor. >> why wouldge why would you wat to get out in front of your desk? just let it happenobody woul. ct nobody would. i mean, i think it shows great commitment. yeah. honestly, i'm like, how manyan times have you been sitting with your friends and all the guysthe ? like, i've got a great idea. gre and all the girls are generally like, it's not a great idea,he o don't do it. and they actually don't follow through with it. he through.nd i mean, like he had to get, to the airport. ot onl he still was like, you know, i think we can get to this par r of the park. . and not only did he have the bear in his car, but he had the bike, too, like resourceful. >> yeah. this is like dora's backpack. i'm like, he ate it all and he finished it and then got to the airport. >> he's like got to the of hunr biden. >> he gets a lot of stuff done in one daybiden., like he's entd

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to turn that off. >> oh, yeah. that's my drink. hey, hey, hey. she should work on the balance between. >> two glasses of wine and drinking the whole box, dude. or is this juste her personality, or is she a wine show? i t >> i think. i think no, y'know, would be anb excuse her. this is her personality, but it's so depressing for other women. we wk. vice p >> watch this. and we're like, oh, please don't think that that's what vice presidents would likek if they were women. like, we are not all like this. this is embarrassingthis. she looks down and she's a reading it, and then she looks up from like somebodnd yea wrote that for her and she actually read it. and i will not forge i willt that when joe biden called in as the voice of god into her little ralliny, he was like, i'm handi. it off to you. >> he called her kiddo was all h

i think that was all we needed to hear. he does not take her seriously >>cause acts like a fool. >> do you think she's drunk? as i said before, beautiful black woman is a beautiful woman. >> she's a beautiful black woman. all right. back to you, greg. yes. and tyler, i leave it to you. could trump explain those topics or should you justr you will never be able to do we, a kamala impression, will you? >> well,st first she talks like she is done on her hands. like, yeah.

and then she forgets that she doesn't wash them. but i want to se. e teach like. sex ed. >> some that aresmal small and that are big, big enough to fit a yellow school bus. >> terrible. anyhow, you know rible! what, though? i just realized that is the official hand signal. talk every d i watch jp k whenevers they talk their come up. yeah. and i think it's just and they're still reading fromr some from reading from the notebook with no answers to here, there's a disconnect. and i think the hands are trying to remember.the wors what they just read. >> but if you look at them all, it's all they. she's like the worst mime. yeah. yeah. i ort is it the puppet strings above the elbow? can't cat last word to you. >> do you feel like you learne anything when you listen to her justs it matter because>> she's just having fun? >> you go, girl. yeah ym no. sexual >> yeah. i am not big on attacking

anybody for their past i ehavio behn't thinningr. i don't think that's a winning strategy. i'm not interested in it. i thin clie k that playing clipe this i think makes sense. what you talked earliethey're r. >> they're not really letting her talk very much. well, she's basicall y a media narrative right now because when you do put her out there, she acts like this even when she's like gl , well, because i think most women can relatefo to forr example, being worried about being perceived as a when you stand up for yourself is something that every woman can relate to. what i cannot relate to is the random medicalp for yo laug. like right after that, just explain the. you like the way she explains things that people are so stupid. like when you save something it's not? on computer, it's not out of physical place anymore. >> but i thinke al think we were all clear on that, right? like, i know that was in 2010, but i was thinking whe n i hitan save that like a paper popped up and then like, it i was in a- box in my basement. but she is at this point, which is wha'vt het we've not heard v much from her. and, you know, you see what happenswe do.. longes >> we do you know, it's so funny because for the longest time when i would drag rag a file

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>> yeah, that is the most embarrassing. t to oh, i'm so embarrassed forinside how i that second hat. like, i want to crawl inside my own body right now. you know, it was actually really,or was he who dl >> who told you to wear that? yeah. it was your own idea. shouldd e no he have not worn that sport coat. >> iris. >>t the street? body how no, no, no. he. he was right. wearing a sports coat to remind everybody how whitwhite sten, e. listen, this is what happens when you work for cnn.ye >> hey, that's a look. is that a local reporter that scene yet? >> cbs just barash. yeah, but it literally emb some told him like, listen, you're going to go in the barbershop today. yeah they t. you need to blacken it up. scott we've got michael jordan. they like michae, l jordan, right? yeah, i think so. so we'll go with michael jorda . what's the most neutral color? they won't attack white with a they. coat they'll see jordan, they'll show respect. they'll get angry. >> and then your white jacket will remind them not to attack . yeah. the only thing he didn't do was sit down and ask for a haircutde

. >> can i get a fade, fellas? yeah, so. but again, thi? touchs is what.r this is how out of touch they are. and then when they go there to get an intervie interw, et t the brothers did not play along. i'm willing to bet that theyme tried to get them coach them before the interview and they had some funis she b. them like she black to you? i don't know if she knew. yeah. what do you think, dog ? od boy? does she have black hair? no. so i think they had a really good time with the miami vice over here. witi viceherewhat a miami micer >>ds and the hn afterwards she s like, hey, guys, you guys got something to eat? maybe hi t the or applebee's? >> and they was like, get the out. eep]and they should sell it. s o >> like it stores little portable gold teeth. so for when reporters into,in. like barbershops, they can just put a little gold tooth in theree coul. s i thought he could have bought some ham. hennessey out for fallen bro s. i unde but look, i understand pandering. i have woke fans and conservativers pan. that's why i look like i stormed the capitol in a tesla. that's, you know, understand

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