backing the democratic ticket and maryland senate candidate larry hogan, what he makes of it. major musical >> greg: i've had it.

hi, i'm greg gutfeld a lot of judge jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov, jesse watters, and gillian turner. "the five." ♪ ♪ j.d. vance crashing the harris and walz campaign to her as they had a battleground states michigan and wisconsin, the first stops on their swing state heist, but trump's vp pig was tailing them like a bloodhound with their planes literally sharing the tarmac today, so vance figured he ought to do the media's job, rolling up to kamala's plane to ask what she has been dodging the press for the past 17 days. >> i just wanted to check out my future plane, but i also wanted to go say hello to the vice president and ask her why kamala harris refuses -- why does she refuse to answer questions from the media? i also thought the press gaggle following her might get a little lonely. >> greg: harris and walz are trying to sell americans on their tampons for boys vision of america, but somehow you are the weird one. >> they are creepy and weird as hell. you see it.

you see it. this is not normal. this is not normal behavior. donald trump, he sees the world differently than we see it. he has no understanding of service. because he's too busy servicing himself. >> i will probably put my record against his any day of the week. donald trump has openly vowed if reelected he will be a dictator on day one. someone who suggests we should terminate the constitution of the united states should never again have a chance to stand behind the seal of the president of the united states. [cheers and applause] >> greg: lovely. walz was on fire, just like the twin cities in 2020, but if the dems want to play the weird game, hillary is getting her freak on by tweeting out and embracing the tampon tim mima that right-wingers have been sharing. it's a reference to a bill that tim walz signed last year putting menstrual products in all restrooms in schools.

but trying to own it, saying how nice of the trump campaign to publicize governor tim walz is compassionate and common sense policy provided free menstrual products to students in minnesota public schools. let's do this everywhere. hear, hear, i say, jesse. tampons for boys. that's why i'm going to vote. but once again, what you are seeing, jesse, is the preprojection liberals do. they project on to you what they know they will soon be defined as. weird. so they started saying vance is weird, and then you hear about the pushing tampons for boys or making it easier for trans surgeries for kids pure who is the weird one? >> jesse: tampon tim. honeymoon in china and shakes his wife hanan. what a weird dude. last week they said j.d. vance was a bad pick? [laughs] this guy is a covid snitch line. guys, they are playing lacrosse outside without masks on p or

what a freak! this guy destroyed minneapolis. he's on the ticket with the lady that destroyed san francisco. this guy might be -- they might have sabotaged this ticket on purpose. eric holder is in charge of venting. eric holder is a pretty sharp dude pure he didn't notice this guy lied about not serving in war? he didn't notice that this guy basically told people that he was carrying a gun in a war zone? they have people now who served in his unit, calling this guy a coward, saying he abandoned us when we needed him. he was about to be deployed to iraq and then was like, guys, you know what, i quit. and then got demoted, then lied about his rank, and then said he went to war. people have lost careers over that type of life. and this is one of those things that people, if you are a republican or if you are a democrat, this cuts through everything. you see a guy like this and you don't trust him, and you can't trust him with money.

it was the biggest covid fraud state in the country. and let's talk about tampon tim for a second. just think about what you need to do to lose money. let's say one guy is menstruating, one male is menstruating in minnesota. all right? instead of just having this one mail who happens to be menstruating ask one of his girlfriends if he can borrow a tampon from their bathroom, no, no, no, he spends hundreds of thousands of dollars stocking boys bathrooms with tampons. hundreds of thousands of dollars. what kind of disrespect is that to the taxpayer. save the money, don't stop tampons and boys bathrooms. >> greg: you know, gillian, jesse surprisingly makes a good point. there has to be a reason why, there has to be a reason why they chose this clown, and it is the law of diminishing competence. always the main character chooses somebody not as competent as they are. for example, obama chose biden and then biden had to choose

kamala, now kamala has to choose walz. >> gillian: can you say menstruating one more time? >> greg: i've said that more time than i care to. >> gillian: i hope no one is playing a drinking game. >> greg: how toxic is that, the word men in that? >> gillian: i have a theory about why the vice president chose governor walz as her running mate. i could very easily be wrong. this is my own personal take. but if you think about it, i think it was more about her opportunity to strike out on her own that it was about any electoral strategy. if you are kamala harris, you are handed biden's record to defend. you are handed your senior staff at the white house. you are handed your campaign platform. you are handed your campaign staff. all the way up to the top. with three months to go, she has had very little say in anything that is going on so far in terms of her own presidential -- >> greg: she's not saying anything. >> gillian: she wanted to go with walz. pickett was an emotional, you know, heart pick -- >> greg: why, because she is a

woman? >> jesse: is that what you are saying, she is emotional? i don't like what you are saying, gillian, apologize to women. >> gillian: this was her chance to strike out on her own and do what she wanted to do and i think she likes walz, their friends, she trust him, i'm doing this, my one chance to do something. >> greg: i'm going to disagree with you. >> gillian: is not allowed on the show? >> greg: i don't think this was her choice at all p or everything is being done for h her. she has just slotted in here. she can't have anybody overshadow her because she is so incompetent, if you put so many more competent than her they are going to go, they put josh shapiro in there, judge, she would have looked like a you know what. >> judge jeanine: that's why she waited so long. she had to get the excitement down before she walked out with walz. look, the choice of walz as her running mate is -- he's more than a liberal. who this is basically a complete

takeover of the democrat party by the progressive radical left. that's what this ticket is. and yesterday we were inundated with this idea of a folksy midwestern kind of guy, and we all went to bed with visions of sugarplum fairies in our head, and we were like america is great again, and then we woke up to realize, this is a guy that allowed the torching of minneapolis during george floyd, who offered no state police, no state resources, blamed the local police, and then when he finally, after he is dithering while the twin cities burned, he finally agrees to send in state police, excuse me, national guard, but 100 instead of 600. and this is a guy who literally talks about the future, but he throws us right back to covid, he throws us right back to george floyd, he throws us right back to that time in our history that we want to forget, which is

why they told us what to do, went to do it, whether we could leave our homes, six people at your house for dinner, otherwise call the hotline, and we will throw that person for thanksgiving, that family member, that sixth one, we will throw them in jail for being at your house, and let me just say, jesse, the quote about, i'm a military guy. no, you're not. you're not a military guy. you're someone who ran away, duct, choked, and abandoned your own team when you were told that you were being deployed to iraq. there were 500 soldiers under walz's command who got ditched by their leader, and the quote is he is so full of it, he says, wait a minute, he says, i spent 25 years in the army, using weapons of war that i carried in war. you never went to war, you fool! and this idea, you're going to

actually out out-small-town j.d. vance, i don't think so. and finally, this is what i love about this guy. this guy is a great drunk driver, and i'll tell you why. as a drunk driver, he thought the police that were trying to pull him over, he says he thought, according to his lawyer when he was pleading guilty, that it was some guy chasing him, okay, the guy chasing him was a cop, so what's your excuse for speeding at 96 miles an hour, otherwise you shouldn't talk, 96 miles an hour, before the trooper started chasing you? and finally, his trans refuge law is an embarrassment. it's an outrage. it allows for minors to go to his state and literally have a sanctuary state that violates all of the laws in this country, don't tell you how. when i was a prosecutor, used to handle child custody, custodial interference, kidnapping. this guy has a law that violates

the uniform child custody law in the united states. basically saying if you come to my state, i'm not going to honor anything having to do with extradition, with a search warrant, with an arrest warrant. who the hell does this guy think he is that undermines parental rights amid allows kids to transition, and there is no sch, state-funded health care for illegals, driver's license, menstrual products for all menstruating students, male or female, and finally, he doesn't want his state to work with i.c.e. you know what, i think is a great pick up your you to deserve each other appeared speedier and want to congratulate you, only four finallis in that statement, judge. it is true, he probably didn't call up the national guard because he did not want to get called up. jessica, what i love is the people who hate everything about old white guys now embrace everything about an old white guy appeared, look, he owns a gun. isn't that great, he goes hunting, he was in the military,

he's in a position of authority. now he is cuddly, cozy, and wonderful p or before he would have been a member of a white supremacist movement, right? he would have been a reek of white privilege and toxic masculinity and evil patriarchy. now he is like a comfortable sweater. what say you, jessica? >> jessica: i say if he was an old white guy that sexually harassed someone i would hate him or if he was an old white guy that shot up a school i would hate him. but he has not any of those things. >> greg: not yet. >> jessica: i think the judge actually said that he was, somewhere in the middle of that. there is a lot to choose from, and i am conscious of time, so i'm going to go stolen valor first. obviously, this was going to come up because the trump campaign manager was the one behind the john kerry sweat vote attack, which was obviously very persuasive to people. he served for 24 years, honorably, then he stopped to run for congress on a platform on ending the war, and i don't think that anyone, especially with donald trump at the top of a ticket, he dodged the draft for a five times, bone spurs,

captain bone spurs, what say you, judge? >> greg: bone spurs are a very serious issue, jessica. >> jessica: you know -- >> judge jeanine: like a badge of honor. i carried the weapons of war, but i ditched -- >> jessica: you are focusing -- >> judge jeanine: i'm telling you. >> jessica: said that people who had gotten captured, suckers and losers, doesn't want to go and be seen -- he's denied everything he denied he slept with stormy daniels but that obviously hasn't worked out for him pi don't think you should ever say anyone who served didn't do a good job in this. if j.d. vance wants to get into that tit for tat, he was in the public affairs department. it's just a fact of all of this be a guy don't think you should be going there with tim walz. i think that everyone -- >> jesse: he was in a war zone. he was in iraq. >> jessica: a reporter. >> jesse: the marines. >> jessica: j.d. vance -- >> jesse: it doesn't matter

what i think -- >> jessica: it doesn't matter -- it's not true -- moving on to what i think was one of the more potent point or i know will be one of the major plot lines in all of this -- >> jesse: tampon tim? >> jessica: yes, i would like to talk about it. you know what, if you knew anything about the pink tax or how difficult it is for women when they have their period and they don't have access to tampons -- >> jesse: it's not about women, they can get as many tampons as they want, give them free tampons. >> judge jeanine: i want to hear this. >> jessica: the point of having menstrual products available in a boys bathroom is its fourth to 12th graders, that if there is someone who identifies, if there is a biological female who identifies as male and uses that -- you are laughing will be the undoing of your side p or i'm telling yu that, jesse. >> jesse: i highly doubt that. >> greg: you are letting, you are encouraging empathy, which

we all admire -- >> jessica: know you don't. you don't admire it be a guy need to say something about the national guard. >> jesse: boys bathroom that is administration, jessica. >> greg: we have to move on, jessica. >> jessica: no -- >> greg: we are 15 minutes in -- >> jessica: not because of me. >> greg: i'm not blaming you. >> jessica: tim walz called in the national guard -- >> greg: for tampons? >> judge jeanine: may 30th. >> jessica: may 28th, more than seven hours before trump asked, there is audio right now of donald trump on the phone with tim walz praising him, as well as secretary of state, secretary of defense mark esper, who rode his book about what a good job tim walz did with that. >> jesse: then why is the city crisp? why is the city burning down? >> jessica: i love that you just -- >> greg: we have to go p or two before didn't get to governor walz's butter sculptures in the segment. >> greg: i know, we will get to that later. straight ahead, can't stop drooling over the midwestern

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♪ ♪ >> judge jeanine: liberal media sycophants are getting another throw up their legs. the pendants are following madly in love with the harris-walz ticket. >> it was mesmerizing. >> she was john wayne last night, she was a leader, a leader, and it was clear she was the boss. >> she is running a flawless campaign, and this choice, eight hours ago, i think wasn't as odd to me as it is now p to become more of a cuddly choice. >> he seems to almost have a twinkle in his eye.

>> somebody who i bet knows how to make a good hot dish casserole in minnesota. >> kind of a folksy guy, very friendly, nice guy. >> he ice fishes, he is a hunter, he does butter carving. >> you are not going to be bowl bowl poll governor walz to the left or the right. governor walz right now is the middle of america. >> judge jeanine: got a brand-new clip from joe biden, remember him, hyping trump fearmongering. >> are you confident that there will be a peaceful transfer of power january 2025? >> if trump wins, no, i'm not confident at all. if trump loses, i'm not confident at all. he means what he says. we don't take them seriously. he means it. all this stuff about if we lose, there will be a bloodbath. >> judge jeanine: wow. instead, i'm going to start with this, jesse. all of the media is now so impressed that thousands are attending a rally, that -- even

though trump has been doing it for years, suddenly these two are amazing at it is wonderful,y and happiness and the future. i think they are blind to what trump has been doing for seven years? >> jesse: congratulate the democrats, finally someone went to their rallies. it's only been eight years since someone showed up. good for you. there are 80 million democrats in this country. you'd think they could get a couple thousand in philly or in a city. good for you. now you know what it's like to actually have a real campaign. the way the media is talking about this, they are acting -- they are talking about a movie that hasn't even come out yet. folksy, charming -- you didn't even know this guy until 24 hours ago. you've never heard of him, you've never interviewed him come all of a sudden you know everything about him. judge, when they say folksy, this is the people in d.c. and new york, they think he is a hick who can trick other hicks into voting for democrats.

but he really wants to castrate your 5-year-old. when they say he is a middle-of-the-road, he even said himself he's progressive. you know who just endorsed him? the socialists of america, a glowing endorsement. so this is just another hoax, walz, and the media is going to protect and elect this guy, and they are juicing the polls -- i just found out this country identifies r plus 2, and all of the polls we have been seeing with kamala doing so well, their samples are plus 7, r plus eight, r plus 4, these are fake polls, trump is going to kill her. >> judge jeanine: well, we will see, but they say no one, jillian, no one will be able to out-small-town tim walz. really? j.d. vance is from a small town. in ohio. and appalachia. why is walz so rural success story, but j.d. vance is just

weird? >> gillian: i think the bigger challenge for walz is going to be the latest appointment came out last week when he was in the mix but nobody really thought he was going to be the pick, which showed 9 out of 10 americans who were polled said they didn't know enough about him to have an opinion about him. that is a serious problem coupled with a candidate who the vice president has some public profile but not particularly outsized impact on things during the biden administration, so it is not really -- when you couple that with someone literally nobody has ever heard of before, that's quite a challenge to overcome. i would also flag this was interesting come over the weekend, david axelrod said some of the excitement and euphoria we are seeing on behalf of democrats in response to this ticket now, he described it as kind of like the post trauma response, where people are so relieved to not have to feel like a pit of dread -- what is it, a pit of dread in your

stomach, like when dealing with the doldrums of having a biden reelection ticket, pass them by, now they are so relieved by that that they are feeling euphoric. he warned it is going to kind of die out quickly, more than most people anticipate. to me that's the challenge i see for the ticket appeared >> judge jeanine: some on the left thought picking walz would help with the rural vote. you look at the last election he ran when joe biden ran, walz didn't really bring in, he didn't bring in the rural votes. >> jessica: well, he brought in enough votes to win by seven points -- he did not outperform biden the way other people who were being considered for this role did, like andy beshear or josh shapiro really stood out in that way, and mark kelly by a couple of points more, but certainly closer. that was something they thought of the guy read reporting they said there was internal polling by the harris campaign that showed josh shapiro wasn't, that wouldn't create that much of a

demonstrable difference in terms of them winning it versus walz on the ticket, which it made them feel safer about going with it, but to gillian's point she made in the last segment which does feel like 9,000 years ago, she went with her got. she went with the person who also told her to her face, i'm not trying to be president p i'm trying to be your vice presiden. and i think that really resonated with her and that she felt safe with him, that he was going to be a supportive partner, and that -- >> jesse: like a safe space, like a security blanket. that's cute. >> jessica: well, j.d. van j.d. vance -- >> jesse: sweet little walz, love you, you make me feel so safe -- >> jessica: just keep going, jesse. >> judge jeanine: don't outshine me. >> jessica: i think that this effort to make him out to be some sort of radical demon is not going to be effective because if you listen to him for 2 minutes, you know that this person isn't a radical. this is someone students and football players he coached where the staffers for his first

campaign. it's someone, the financial reports came out today, he doesn't have a single stock, mutual fund -- >> jesse: that's crazy. he's never invested in america. >> jessica: invest -- >> judge jeanine: greg? >> greg: yeah, i love that he come i guess he told kamala, look, i'm not going after your job, like the last vice president. [laughter] you know, chris matthews, like john wayne gacy, is that what he said? >> judge jeanine: john wayne. >> greg: i thought it was john wayne gacy. i think he meant to say john wayne gacy. i get a weird vibe off walz. i feel like he's the husband of a missing spouse in a "dateline special, you know what i mean? >> judge jeanine: is he a suspect? >> greg: the beloved high school coach who held mandatory showers before practice. he just has a weird vibe. the key here is brainwashed. right?

like come all of a sudden, the left loves things that they mocked months ago. the rural vote. since when do democrats love the rural vote? aren't those a bunch of hicks that pickup trucks with the red? now all of a sudden they care about white males, the military, the second amendment, and all of a sudden the things that they usually reject, criminal justice, social justice, sanctuary cities, free health benefits, left-wing protest come all that stuff takes a backseat to folksy, rural, midwestern white guy, as if we are all supposed to, yeah, he's great, just like joe biden was going to be the voice of moderation when you guys put him in front of us. the middle of the road here is the road to ruin, and we know that. we don't have to listen to him for 2 minutes. all we have to do is look at his history. all you have to look at is 2020, what he did to minneapolis, how he viewed the riots, how he said it was exciting, how he said it was a moment of optimism, how

his wife said she liked the smell of burning tires, what the hell does that mean? so sorry, you know what, just because he is an old bald white guy doesn't offer any, any comfort to me. john wayne gacy. pick him as a babysitter because he doesn't look like a hippie. that the logic you are using. >> judge jeanine: coming to a neighborhood near you? radical tim walz let criminals burn down his cities, and kamala bailed them out. ♪ ♪ ya know, if you were cashbacking you could earn on everything with just one card. chase freedom unlimited. so, if you're off the racking... ...or crab cracking, you're cashbacking. cashback on flapjacks, baby backs, or tacos at the taco shack. nah, i'm working on my six pack. switch to a king suite- or book a silent retreat. silent retreat? hold up - yeeerp? i can't talk right now, i'm at a silent retreat. cashback on everything you buy with

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jessica okay. first of all, the guy is not a leader. he cannot act on a moment's notice. that's what we need in a leader. you don't dither and wonder and enjoy. he enjoyed

the riots. he told the police to surrender. surrender? the third precinct and then, while hundreds of millions of dollars in damage. while a police officer is killed and another person is killed, and hundreds of buildings destroyed, he and his wife are thrilled that this is happening. he basically says, oh, lack of equity is a reason for the 2020 riots. and he said, we saw large, peaceful protests. and what he's really saying is, you know, you got what you deserved because equity is what we need. and the argument he made an argument that bringing in an armed presence in the midst of where they just had a police killing would be seen as a catalyst. that's his excuse for not bringing in the police and his wife is nuttier than he is saying. she left the windows open so she could smell the burning tires of the blm riots. these people are cuckoo. violent crime has gone up,

police funding has gone down. they are the 11th worst city in the nation for crime. and let me just say, he wasted, dithered and mishandled the whole thing. and in the end, what you've got is a guy who is unable to lead, jessica, it is, as the judge mentioned, harder to defend the fact that violent crime surged 30% on his watch throughout the state, mostly in minneapolis. and then the minneapolis police force shrunk by 40% on his tenure. yeah those stats i mean, crime is going down now, but obviously it was a huge spike. and we do have to remember as well that the summer of 2020 was still during the trump administration that this was not like going to go on. joe biden. but president trump's not responsible for the police force in the state of well, okay, minnesota is not. so like i said, when we talked about it in the a block, i think it was there is audio of donald trump on the phone with governor walz telling him that he's doing a great job. and

mark esper said the same thing. he called in the national guard. yes, it was too late. it should have gone in a day before that. but he did it and he apologized for the fact he said abject failure, which were pretty strong terms for someone in elected office to fine. but he did acknowledge it. and this this will be a huge part of the campaign. at first, jesse, he's getting flak for this too. now he governor walz tried to blame outsiders. he said the rioters in saint paul and minneapolis were people who were descending on minnesota from elsewhere. so it sort of was not, you know, under his purview, was the implication, could it be right? could have been antifa, but it was also some homegrown people. he deserted his city just like he deserted his unit before they went to war. and then he called himself an abject failure. and then the donors came in and then scooped up all the cheap real estate that was burned to the ground. and then he backed to defund the police

movement. this guy is asinine. this ticket is taking on water. jessica, i don't think you understand how devastating this pick was to kamala harris. this was the one decision that she had to make. and she blew it and choose the weirdest, freakiest, most incompetent radical that now we can, like, watch him lay waste to our cities. we can see his military unit, call him a deserter. we can see the children that he's disfigured. we can look at the tampons that he's stocked in boys bathrooms. it's all out there on the open. jessica you cannot put a lid on this if she picks a guy like this to be her number two. who is she going to put in the administration? bozo the clown. look at this guy, jessica. this was the one key decision she made. and she completely choked. and the story is not going away. greg as long as i have anything to say about it. here we go. greg,

did everybody who needed tampons have tampons at the time. i'm glad you brought that up, because i would like to i would like to pull back and talk about something that would help the democrat party if they only listened. i'm going to pretend that i'm not talking to jessica, but i'm talking to the whole democratic party. so liberals in their very best sense, are the party of empathy and compassion. the problem is, they extend that benefit to people who prey upon innocent citizens. that is their problem. they don't know the boundaries to their compassion or their empathy. and that's why they need conservatives to say, hey, knock it off, pull back. but why do liberals have to accept certain positions that are that bad, like, why do they have to make excuses for rioters and looters? that is not necessarily a liberal position. they don't have to do it. so if you think of other liberal positions, arguing for surgical transitions for children, banning school choice, funding, foreign wars,

bailing out felons, what if these aren't liberal positions? they're just awful ones. then you could reject them. you don't have to sit here and defend tampons for boys. you could just say, you know what? there's nothing liberal about that, right? you know, only nutjobs want kids to have nut jobs. it's not about being liberal or conservative. but the problem is the democrats have allowed radicals to define what is liberal. so tampons for boys, suddenly. jessica, you have to defend it. you shouldn't have to. you know, liberals were always against conversion therapy. that was a psychological attempt at curing homosexuality. now they're defending invasive surgical solutions to do the same thing. how did that become liberal? and the other one not so i i'm it's a plea that like you don't have to defend this crap. you don't have to defend tampons for boys. you should laugh at it and go, this is i don't believe any of it. and then all

of a sudden, you find that the democrats and the republicans are in the same room again. you know, we reject our crazies. time for you guys to reject him. hum. okay. give me a crazy person. i'll reject him. donald trump, see, that's your problem. he's not crazy. that's your problem. that is exactly the problem. you you you think that you think that you think every metric was up when he was president? that's not true. oh, okay. there's nothing that he believes in that comes close to tampons for boys or for pushing trans surgeries on children because they're suffering from a psychological delusion. there's nothing like that in the conservative movement. but your democrats have embraced these things because they're so scared of being called lack of compassionate. i'm going to get fired if we don't go to commercial. so i'm just going to say that coming up, another so-called squad member gets booted by voters. congresswoman cori bush seen there defeated. she is going out in a blaze of [ applause ] she is going out in a blaze of fury.

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