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[ cheering and applause ] p2 raucous crowd tonight. i don't know what you're expecting. happy thursday everyone. it's now been 18 days since kamala harris became the democrat nominee but she still hasn't held a press conference. why is she ducking the media? staffers blame some of the delay on the fact that english is their second language. meanwhile her vp is being accused of lying about his rank which is called stolen valor. in his defense in minneapolis

stealing his legal misrepresent and your past for political gain, i don't see that as a problem said one woman. but even cnn, reporter delivered a devastating fact check on walz claims about we'll -- military service. you know what they say? when you've lost a cnn think your cable provider. meanwhile harris has added walz to a website but still hasn't added a single policy. in her defense she thinks a website is where spiders meet her sex. she did poster new campaign slogan. that's your flick. that's how you get around things.

the harris-walz campaign has made a million dollars sammy -- don't want to beast's -- seen standing next to kamala. president biden said he is not confident at all in a peaceful transfer of power if trump loses the election. he would've said more but then he saw the nurse that he swears is taking money out of his wallet. [ cheering and applause ] the pretzel snap chain is now releasing a buttery dough scented perfume. there's a warning on the bottle that reads do not wear around this man. let's do the monolog. we are finding out that much like a monkey's cage, tim waltzes full of crap. unlike the harris campaign people are actually vetting him.

especially the vet part and is about to become unburdened on the biggest highlight of his resume. meaning his military service on the army national guard to. as noted by the washington free beacon, when walz ran for congress in 2006's campaign described him as a veteran of operation enduring freedom. which typically applies to someone has served on the ground in afghanistan during the war on terror. but for him it was more like operation enjoying freedom. in italy, not afghanistan. areas in 2007 after elected to congress, talking about his time during that operation. >> i spent 24 years in the national guard, some of that far -- full-time. i was an altar larry men and my battalion provided base security through the european theater from turkey to england in the early stage of the war in afghanistan. and that battalion is now in afghanistan at this time.

>> greg: sounds like he was a lot closer to the battlefield that he actually might be. he was deployed to a base in italy. he wasn't taking live fire in operation enduring freedom. it was more like operation and during pasta. in 2009 a staffer was asked if was possible to mistakingly assume that he served in afghanistan based on his website bio. the vet suggested maybe you should change it to serve that walz served in italy instead. but they did offer the vet a case of military grade tampons. then there's the two fellow national guardsmen who said in 2022 that walz reached the command sergeant major but did not at the coursework before he retired at a lower rank. which the minnesota national guard confirmed. even on his own website he still calls himself command sergeant

major. apparently his resume is more padding than joy behar's toilet seat. did he lie about his rank to fuel his political aspirations just as he managed to avoid a war? doesn't matter? when your job is to lead young men in battle but your desire to dine with barack and michelle matters more you probably had no business leading anyone to begin with. the harris campaign posted this video of walz talking how the weapons he carried in war shouldn't be allowed anywhere but the battlefield. >> i spent 25 years in the army and i give the money back and i will tell you what i have been doing. i've been voting for commonsense legislation that protects the second amendment but we can do background checks and research, we can make sure we can have reciprocal carry and we can make sure the weapons of war that i carried in war is the only place where those weapons are. >> greg: is still telling us to use his bayonet to do butter carving.

but if tim walz said we should ban the very weapons he carried in war, and he didn't carry any weapons, doesn't that mean that we can carry all of our weapons? great. i want an abrams tank. he has never been to a war zone unless you count his state during the george floyd riot. in reality when his unit got deployed to iraq he bailed to run for congress. now even cnn is calling him out. >> walz did make a comment speaking to a group he's done a couple of times, has used language that suggested he carried weapons in a fighting situation. there is a difference between being in a combat area, being involved in a time of war and actually being a position where people are shooting at you. there is no evidence that in any time governor walz was in position to being shot at and

some of the language can be seen to suggest that he was. so that was absolutely false. >> greg: holy [ bleep ] that is cnn. [ cheering and applause ] i know. wow. hooted walz pits off? did he steal one of jake tapper's copies of jugs magazine? meanwhile listen to minnesota senator tina smith comparing walz to jd vance. >> here is tim walz who enlisted when he was 17 years old. he served in the national guard for 24 years and i'm not aware of any military service that jd vance has ever served. so let's make the comparison there. >> greg: let's not tina. first you're leaving out the main point. no one is accusing vance of lying. it's kind of hard to believe

that you've never heard of any military service vance nerve? what else are you not aware of? that you stole john dampers haircut. [ laughter ] [ applause ] crazy. fact is lies like this got brian williams demoted in the closest he came to combat was being near matt lauer's office. but apparently the new tactic here is to muddy the waters. right nance? >> jd vance has criticized him as never being in combat. >> has he? has jd vance been in combat? >> he was over in iraq i think. >> greg: i think. these are some journalists. now jd never said he was in combat unlike walz which he would've clearly heard if you were having not blocked your ears.

the oddest take though comes from mayor pete who wrote quote, denigrating a soldier service based on weather he deployed to a war zone is kind of like denigrating a woman's citizenship based on whether she happens to have children. so i guess two months of paternity leave makes him an expert on childbirth? this is the worst analogy ever. an unemployed soldier is like a childless woman? maybe of the childless woman tells people she has kids to get benefits. [ applause ] mayor pete manages to derail trains and conversations. it seems that dems only fight when it's political and then they circled the wagons. the problem is what they're defending for many americans is indefensible. you can lie about stolen valor but you can't make veterans forget about it.

let's bring in tonight's guest. he never gets cold feet. johnny joey joe. she was the cute one on mtv. kennedy. he's destroyed more snowflakes than ruxton -- and his ear canal is bigger than the erie canal. joey, help guide this conversation the right place. because i know if people aren't aware of stolen valor or if they're not in the military they can be understandably am -- ambivalent about these details. the thing that i hear is a that do did 25 years or 24 years in the national guard. i mean you didn't do that. is not good enough? but that isn't the point because people who do stolen valor are

in the military for the most part. >> here's what's funny about this. nobody is dammit -- denigrating him for not going to combat. they didn't say one day you know what you were in the military but you didn't go to combat so that doesn't count. he said he went to combat. they're pointing out that he denigrated his own service in his own words serving 24 years in the national guard wasn't enough. he had to go and lie and say the weapon i carry an war or to leave it just open enough that somebody can inferred that his deployment during freedom would've been in in afghanistan where most people who deployed in support of operation enduring freedom went. so he's done this and use this as an opportunity to get folks to support him any of veterans to believe he went to combat and served in war. he can't even be a member of a b. fw. didn't go to a foreign war. the idea here is he has chosen

to define his service based on weather or not he went to war by making it a point to lie about going to war. i don't want any veteran to go to war. i appreciate my buddies you didn't have to. if you serve for 24 years, for him half a dozen while we are at war, you have to work hard not to go to war. that's a different subject. and the rest of this about he left his unit before they deployed. listen, i don't know if he had a fear death or a fear of missing out but he chose to run for congress. good on him. 's unit will never forget about it. there's a half a dozen that will not talk about it. when the word command is in your title, you have an added responsibility to not just do the right things but show others what the right things are and the right things are not pulling up chocks and leaving. [ cheering and applause ] >> greg: kennedy i did some research on you. turns at you have been to an army-navy game.

>> that's right. >> greg: do you think it was fair of you to extrapolate that into telling people you were a navy seal? [ laughter ] >> it was raining and so there was waterworks and there was a lot of circumnavigation of the parking lot. i had to use my powers of deductive reasoning to figure out where to get a white cloth within the stadium. and, you know, frankly i've written about november 11th. i throw myself a little bit of a party because, thank you, because i frankly deserve it. i am more brave than tim walz and i'm surprised kamala harris didn't pick me. >> greg: do you think... can you get angry about this? >> i can do whatever you need me to do. [ laughter ]

there goes our freedoms. yes, you can. because i happened to have a domestic partner as a combat veteran and combat socks. i wanted to be a groupie. i was backstage had a 9-inch nails show several times but no one wanted to have sex with me. that's the difference between me and the groupies. the groupies are well, there pretty and they have big boobies. boy i wish i was one of them. i don't think there were a lot of people who serve that really thought -- which i was in combat because it absolutely sucks. and i don't wish that for anyone the people like richard blumenthal and tim walz, shame on them because the people whose lives were changed were ended because of their time in combat, you are denigrating your own service and there is. >> greg: sore you saying that robot legs are like the big

boobies of veterans? i think i learned something today. >> i would be accused of stolen valor by saying i'm a groupie. i was not. >> greg: if you're a does the band says other thank you for your cervix? >> i always did. was a point of order for me to say thank you for your cervix. >> greg: lou. lu do you find this to be a big deal? >> i think so. for one i want to thank johnny for pointing out his legs. as i felt weird for bringing it up. >> but you are aroused backstage. >> something about those legs. wrapping around me and crushing me. >> if you throw me one we could do it right now. >> i have been served in the military, it puts me as a civilian in a weird situation where i can't think veterans for their service unless i know

exactly what they did. and so it puts me in a really tough spot. unless you're a world war ii veteran, i can't thank you for serving in italy. it's just not going to work out. and i imagine tim walking around with his machine gun, just a terrifying italians. [ laughter ] and also, you know, there's some it happens with some veterans that will use their status as having served to push for legislation, to take away rights from civilians. the stuff that he's been pushing against the second amendment in particular, he is also a man that doesn't know what the first amendment is. he came out recently and said the first amendment doesn't protect hate speech or misinformation. if he can't get the first one right i can't get you on the second one. >> greg: to me that stuff is worse. i'm not a veteran so i am saying to me the speech stuff in the

trial transition, that crap that he's pushing. he's got a load of bad stuff tyrus. what do you say about the latest bit? >> i think what we're having a hard time with withhold to me is failure to come across anything less than creepy. >> greg: yes. >> when you meet somebody want to put your best foot forward. you want to tell them the best part of you. and so far what we know is is that he likes to play with butter with his hands, he sits alone in an ice box any claims to be a sportsman. and he was in the military, but he wasn't really committed to going to war. so he was good until a point. but he wants us to think he's the cool kid. so the easiest way for him to do that is what will more americans

respect as a man who served? even if you don't know him thank you for the service. want to hear the story and support him. he wanted to be one of the cool kids. i had the same thing happened to me in college when i was younger. i was a starting all-american guard on my football team and the guy who played behind me wasn't. he didn't play much, hardly ever. what he did was go to clubs and say that's my number on tv. i'm number 78, i'm 6-foot eight and 330 pounds. and he was not. he was only a little bit bigger than you gregg. which is important to the story. win i found out about his stolen football valor, i handled at the football way. i stuff them in my locker overnight and the janitors found him and we didn't have those problems anymore. but he is just creepy and a fall he has is the best thing about him is a lie, who the hell that it does guy?

the cool kid that -- thing about him is some thing he hasn't done. unless i'm missing something about butter molding and i don't think i am. >> greg: there stolen valor and every career, happen to be in the adult film industry. but i moved on to fox. but i moved on to fox. trump will attack. something about the job feels different - your wallet. whatever you do, do it for less, at harbor freight. ♪

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[ ♪♪ ] [ cheering and applause ] >> greg: joe predicts on january 6th before he crosses the river styx. or video the day comes from president biden who gave his first interview since dropping dead -- i mean dropping out of the race. rowlett. >> are you confident that there

will be a peaceful transfer of power on january 2025? >> president joe biden: if trump wins i am not confident at all. if trump loses i am not confident at all. he means it. all that stuff about if we lose it will be a bloodbath. >> greg: first you heard that freudian slip there. let's play that again. >> president joe biden: >> are you confident that there will be a peaceful transfer of power january 2025? >> president joe biden: if trump wins i am not confident at all. >> greg: so if trump wins biden will not ensure a peaceful transfer of power. but anyway who cares what he means. it's a pretty precarious thing to say just weeks after someone tried to assassinate trump. you think bile -- biden would dial back the insinuation there would be war if trump wins are loses? perhaps joe is raising the temperature because he no longer has one.

kennedy, he actually use the bloodbath live. [ bleep ] bloodbath. about the drinking bleach. the bloodbath was about the auto industry. >> you know it's like i worry for the little guy. i don't think he is going to make it mentally. or physically until january. what he doesn't realize, he is the one transferring power. so if trump wins if there's not a peaceful transfer of power he is the one transferring it. the peacefulness is on him. he's the one that says from my cold dead hand. he would not be like trump because trump would be in a great mood. and different kamala harris wins and trump loses, if he loses joe biden would be transferring the power to kamala harris.

if that isn't a peaceful transfer of power, we are hosed. something is deeply wrong with this entire scenario. >> greg: lu. didn't joe biden say something a couple weeks ago about we need to dial down the rhetoric? and he is basically saying this guy is a threat to democracy once again. >> what i'm wondering is hasn't power already been transferred? i'm looking and i'm like who is running our country? there's no way that biden is running our country right now. you brought up the obvious of the assassination and stuff and i don't think people realize how close we were to absolute mayhem. because at worst you were talking like a civil war. at best and had trump actually died, you have politicians all over with targets on their back. i don't know about you but i don't want the future of our country to depend on who assassins have the best targeting.

and also i am worried about my card -- car so that bloodbath thing... [ laughter ] >> greg: what a great question though tyrus. you know, in the peaceful transfer of power. the press can't get enough of it >> you're wrong on this one gutfeld. that press, run it again i want to show the body language. this is what i watch when i see people talk. i can tell who's frustrated and not having a great time. the reporter had to ask the at least 13 times because he is now talking with his hands. will there be a peaceful... he's kate and sing himself like [ bleep ] and you better answer it right. because he is not and watch the body language. [ applause ] and you know it's bad because i will tell you right now, the most dangerous gutfeld is a whispering and cussing gutfeld. when he's whispering cussing you need to be aware.

and makes you want to whisper cost because literally i watched her report today, trump hasn't been on the campaign trail. i'm sorry three weeks ago he dodged a leap leap bullet. maybe he wants to slow it down. just throwing that out there. [ cheering and applause ] >> greg: it is pretty to me. by the way why is he doing interviews? he is like the guest that wouldn't leave now. the guy last call, it's kind of like he still here? >> he had to do an interview. one because kamala won't and two to remind people he is still alive and still president. he started on a not confident and i thought he was known as i'm not confident i didn't [ bleep ] my pants. i'm trying to remember what jill told me to say i have no idea. >> did you get him your shirt? >> i wear this in honor. >> you have to put a question mark on it though.

>> it's tough to sit there and say we might be at war in the middle east tomorrow. we might have the war in ukraine and russia find us. we have a war at the southern border. we have a war within our country a culture war that is absolutely turning bloody. and our president isn't there. and her vice president, we can't see that she's going to be there either. >> greg: we must move on. very uplifting. up next to the clinic full of thugs pumping your daughters with drugs. wait... where's the dish? there ain't one. you're tellin' me you can get directv — the good stuff — and you don't need a satellite dish? oh, i used to love doin' my business on those things! you're one sick pigeon. them dishes kept the rain off our beaks! we just have different priorities is all. satellite-free directv... never thought i'd see the day. well, our lifespans are quite short... stream directv without a satellite dish.

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>> a story and five words. [ applause ] >> greg: planned parenthood now aborts women. salute, this is incredible. not a lot of people realize that planned parenthood is one of the biggest, largest suppliers of testosterone in the country.

they've expended their role in providing gender transition hormones to young women. so now they are in the business of not just aborting unborn children but now turning confused misguided women into miserable, misguided men. it's amazing to me. >> it's a really big business. testosterone. testosterone is a really powerful drug. and has different and weird impacts. >> made my arms swollen and my neck thick. >> the whole transition stuff as well, they are giving these young women these powerful drugs without educating them on what risks and what the possible side effects are. and it's really dangerous. you're looking at the stories about, you know, the kids who are coming up and waking up to it later on and wanting to go back, it's insane. i think the idea of injecting this drug with all the negative,

you know, effects on it. we should may be call it toxic masculinity. you are literally injecting the masculine toxicity right into them. >> greg: it is truly toxic masculinity and it's being delivered by the left tyrus. it's incredible. abortion is here, there's nothing you can do, now they are kind of destroying the future reproductive capabilities of thousands of young women. wants you do this you can't go back. >> here's the thing about testosterone. the mental aspects of it, they really need to know what they're doing but we saw this when you were covering and when you were an editor. the hole phase of women's bodybuilding was the thing and the other thing was swimsuit models. the trainer says you can get more ribs if you'd take testosterone is women took it, thinking it will make them jack. not understanding a lot of times you would hear them say i'm done

competing, wins my voice going to go back and i want to start having children. you've injected yourself with male testosterone your body thinks it's changing. so we see the seem -- see the same picture with a lot of suicides and a lot of mental depression because they didn't understand it's a forever. wants you put it in there it's not supposed to be in there. wants testosterone is in there you are changed forever. that's not something you make a decision when you're 12 to 18 years old. you go to therapy for that, to work on that and you get to a point where you have the clarity where one side do this there is no going back. and that's the sad thing that they are finding away. and again it always comes down to profit funding. somebody's making a lot of money from these plans, the illustrations of setting the stuff up and just breaking a few eggs. a few people don't like the fact that their lives will never be the same. testosterone is dangerous. even young men who want to be big and strong and you think it's going to help you?

not unless it's done by doctors who understand how your body and the responsibility goes through it. they take this stuff and have the same problem or men and up in fertile or they do too much and they tell them to take extra -- estrogen to bring it down. you don't play with chemicals, this is not a game and it said that they would exploit people like this. because the people doing this say we will give you funding and this and that in whatever. and give you the objects -- injections, good luck with your mental health. >> greg: i had to get a testosterone reduction as you're aware. [ laughter ] >> thanks for donating that to my cause. >> greg: i give you a transfusion. it is interesting that feminists aren't saying anything about this because wouldn't you want to preserve women instead of persuading them to change? >> there's no one in this country more confused right now than progressive feminist. they literally don't know which way to turn. the biggest because they have right now are men that want to be women.

they want to play sports against women and beat them up. it's a tough road if you're an occupation in life or of your identity and life is being mad about how you're treated and you can't identify what you is. then you're in a bad place. the free press did a great investigative piece on this. that's a lot of this is coming to life about prep -- planned parenthood specifically permit the did interview a that when there was teenagers and get turned into some, you know, weird version of a guy and now they're suing planned parenthood for malpractice. when you read the quote from one of them that said for me, that gender identity thing was like a punk phase. except for sex drugs and rock 'n' roll it was just drugs and surgery. and that is the point here. we are so exposed with these things right here to such a big world and so many things out there that our kids don't have the luxury of going through her belly as phase. my rebellious phase was using toilet paper to roll the yard of

all my teachers. and their rebellious phases to change their body? how did we get from there to here so quick? >> greg: you are absolutely right and it is spread through the woman might -- mind virus of social media. kennedy win i was growing up the left was a consummate called conversion therapy or back. using psycho foot -- psychological treatment to convert gays and lesbians to straits. now it seems like they're okay with surgical or drug influences to cure people of their same-sex desires. >> there is a manipulation of the data and the free press article kind of goes into that as well. but, you know, it's like lou was talking about some of the dangers. do we want a bunch of women with chainsaws and man caves? never asking for directions again? i don't want to live in that dystopian hell. >> greg: we need the calming influence of women. >> i will be honest if you give me the right dosage you guys could pick a [ bleep ]

restaurant that would be great. [ cheering and applause ] >> greg: that's it. little temporary shots of testosterone. >> we will call it man up. >> greg: man up. [ laughter ] >> going to beat you up greg it, >> greg: that's how should it be done. >> obviously there are federal subsidies for this and that's the last thing on the list because there are people who truly have gender dysphoria and they will eventually come to that conclusion and transition. but until then offer people psychological services. schools just got $200 billion from the pandemic. why has that money not gone to psychologists in every school to identify and treat this malignant loneliness that so many adolescents are suffering from right now. that's what you have to treat. this suicidal ideation and the depression and anxiety. and then you get down to this in

adulthood. but there are so many ways to positively treat people because the d. transition stories are tragic. >> greg: it's just amazing there still called planned parenthood. it is the most deceptively advertised evil place on the planet. >> because it was planned you wouldn't have to go there. [ laughter ] >> greg: well said.ul hands like a creep? cking... ...or crab cracking, you're cashbacking. cashback on flapjacks, baby backs, or tacos at the taco shack. nah, i'm working on my six pack. switch to a king suite- or book a silent retreat. silent retreat? hold up - yeeerp? i can't talk right now, i'm at a silent retreat. cashback on everything you buy with chase freedom unlimited with no annual fee. how do you cashback? chase. make more of what's yours. this is steve. steve takes voquezna. this is steve's stomach, where voquezna can kick some acid,

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[ laughter ] >> greg: i want to see this in slow motion. you will see walz extending his hands to his wife. he pulls her close and goes in for the nonfriction hug. all the while still shaking your hand. i wish there was a word to describe that. oh, yeah,, weird. i've seen warmer and braces between chris christie and a salad. tyrus can you break down what's going on there? >> no. and i don't want to. here's why. what is with this administration and the spouse swapping over the vp and the president? we saw it before. dr jill didn't kiss joe like that. you know what i'm saying. he couldn't wait to get that

full embrace. it wasn't a bro hug. it was a yo hug. he put his wife in the friend zone. that must have been a fun car ride home. why can't you hug me like her husband? [ laughter ] it's weird. >> greg: it is weird. joey i think that it's okay to take walz pickett delo's if call it apart because he broke the seal by calling vance weird. and we are all weird including him. >> we are very weird. i'm weird. most people can understand half the words i say. if we are comparing that it's not that bad. biden confused his own sister for his wife. trump will do more than shake hands with anybody's wife. so i mean we are progressing toward something. i don't know. >> greg: kennedy you're kind of an expert in relationship body language. what do you see?

>> i will tell you what i see. i see two people with unrestrained passion for each other and if they know they break this seal that this one is the next one to go on stage. all right? like these two. >> greg: they can't wait. >> no. they're like a couple of lubed up teenagers. they know if they do that, once they do that there's no going back. i'm surprised that doug didn't get her pregnant. >> greg: yeah. [ laughter ] >> that's the second gentleman greg. >> greg: i know he's the second gentleman and the first man to him. lukaku this is probably the most important story of our lifetime. >> i'm amazed i was able to see something weirder than jd vance having sex with a couch. i think that looks nor -- more normal than that. i know what kennedy is saying because i only shake my wife's hand after sex.

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>> five more words. >> greg: rfk junior lives off road killed. joey, we love this man. told reporters that he's been picking up roadkill his whole life and he has a freezer full of it he feeds roadkill two birds you probably do the same thing don't you joey? >> if you go to my house right now and open up the deep freezer there's a goes in there look at you like this just frozen stiff. one leg sitting on top of the ice cream, one of the wings is on top of the goes. i shot that goose my self on my pond in the face and it folded in the air and fell to the water and i had no way of getting it out of there i put a lot of work into that goose and i'm going to get mounted -- get it mounted one day and i'm going to eat it. >> greg: if you can eat

roadkill then you could go hunting with your car. [ simultaneous talking ] >> kennedys don't do that. >> one of the biggest stories about rfk junior was that he had a brain parasites. i wonder how you got a brain parasites? [ applause ] >> maybe eating maggot infested possum. >> greg: that is such a cause-and-effect i didn't even thank of it. shows that he's resourceful correct? >> 100 percent and after you tell weird story about killing a bear cub and bring it to central park you've got to tell a normal story and what's more normal than saying i.e. roadkill. we've all tried quito, pay leo, the roadkill diet is really expensive because it's a lot on gas. >> greg: it is true if you hang out -- you want to hang out

with rfk for an afternoon you never know what's going to happen you will end up with... >> you almost want to get little timmy and him together for some storytimes because their hobbies are a little rough. they both need an injection of a little testosterone. that's what rob baird tastes like. -- raw bear. it's one of those things sometimes where being creepy is cool until you talk about it. >> greg: don't talk about it. on that note let's stop talking.

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