erase history, we democrats continue to history and make more history. i am proud! i'm proud to have kept my commitment to a part of the first black woman in the united states supreme court's! [ cheering and applause ] brown jackson, the symbol for every young woman in america that you can do anything to pick i am proud but have kept my commitment to have a the united states it looks like america. the most diverse cabinet in history, including the first black woman a south asian descent to serve as vice president! [ cheering and applause ] and will soon serve as a 47th president of the united states! trip laws. [ cheering ]

[ applause ] she is good. look. >> everyone: thank you joe! thank you joe! thank you joe! >> president biden: thank you kamala. folks. i have long decided, there are many obligations as a nation, i got in trouble years ago for saying i make no apologies. we have only one truly sacred obligation, to care for them and their families when they come home and when they don't. [ cheering and applause ] that is why i'm so proud to have a written and signed the pack act. [ cheering ] one of the most significant laws ever helping veterans and their families exposed to toxic materials.

i was surrounded during the vietnam war. horror, nobody was able to prove that the illness was a consequence of agent orange, nobody was able to prove initially that because they lived in burned pits like my scented next to rack all your, that is the cause of the illness. because of the act, surviving spouse and what were children now has $3000 a month! and those children who lost a parent, tuition benefits to go to college and to get job training! it is all -- already helping with 1 million and their families just so far. [ cheering ] i love them, him so proud of my son service. we get it.

guess who does not get it? and does not respect our veterans? we know from his own chief of staff, general john kelly, that trump went in europe would not go to the gravesites in france. the brave servicemembers who gave their lives to this country. he called them suckers and losers, who in the hell does he think he is? who does he think he is! [ booing ] there are no words! no words for a person, no person worthy of being commander-in-chief, period. out of them, not now, and not ever. i mean that! i mean that from the bottom of my heart to! no commander-in-chief should ever bow down to dictate her.

the way trump bows down to vladimir putin. of never had and i promise you kamala will never do what. will never bow down! [ cheering and applause ] when trump had office, europe and nato was in tatters, not a joke at! america for his doctrine, changed the whole image. i spent, they gave about a hundred 90 hours sum total. my counterparts, in europe, to strengthen nato. we did! wait united europe, adding to finland and sweden to nato! [ cheering and applause ] ten days before he died, henry kissinger called. he said, not since napoleon has

europe not looked over their shoulder at russia with dread until now. until now! guess what? a. putin thought he would take even three days. three years later, ukraine is still free! trip laws. [ cheering and applause ] [ cheering ] when i came to office, the conventional wisdom was that china would inevitably surpass the united states. no one is saying that now! [ cheering ] keep working to bring hostages home and shined the war in gaza and bring peace and security to the middle east! [ cheering ]

as a unocal i wrote a peace treaty for gaza. three days ago a put forward a proposal that would have brought us closer to doing that that we have done since october 7th. working around the clock, of the secretary of state, renaming hostages and families into surgery humanitarian health and food assistance into gaza now what! [ cheering ] then the civilian suffering and the palestinians, finally, finally deliver a cease-fire and shined this war! [ cheering ] [ applause ] those protesters out in the street, they have a point. a lot of innocent people are

being killed, on both sides. working around the clock to bring home detained americans and others from russia, one of the most complicated swaps in history. they are home! [ cheering ] kamala and i will keep working to make all americans come home! i mean it. folks. of god five months left in my presidency. i've got a lot to do. i intended to get it done! [ cheering ] [ applause ] it's been the honor of my lifetime to serve as your president. i love the job, but i love my country more. i love my country more.

always talk what how all those people said i should step down. >> everyone: we love joe! we love joe! we love joe! >> president biden: i love my country more and we need to preserve our democracy! in 2024th, we need you to vote to! [ cheering ] we need you to keep the senate to! [ cheering ] we need you to win back the house of representatives. [ cheering ] and above all, we need you to be donald trump! [ cheering ] you know what, kamala and tim! president and vise president of

the united states of america! look, they will continue to led america forward, grading of more jobs, standing up for workers, growing the economy, lowering cost of american families so they could have more breathing room. more work to do. and kamala and tim will continue to take on corporate greed and bring down cost of food. [ cheering ] they will keep taking on big pharma, making insulin $35 a month not just for seniors but for everybody in america! [ cheering ] and capping prescription drug because a total of $2000, not just for seniors but for everybody. [ cheering ] and folks... that's going to save american tens of billions of dollars. folks...

it will make housing more affordable! 3 million new homes! providing $25,000 down payments as a first-time homebuyer! [ cheering ] donald trump once no tax on imported goods, food guide gas, clothing and more, know where that would cause the average family? $3900 a year in tax. it's a fact! kamala in tim will make the childcare tax permanent! taking millions of children's out of poverty and helping to millions of get ahead. you know what trump has? the greater the larges data any president had an off i years,

with his two chilean dollar tax cut for the wealthy. trump has a new plan, once a 5 billion-dollar tax cut for corporations of the very wealthy. [ booing ] putting us further in debt. and folks... you know we have a thousand billionaires in america. you know the tax rate they pay? a point to present! [ booing ] -- 8.2. if they increased it to 25 percent, which is not even the highest tax rate, it would have raised 500 billion at new dollars over ten years! [ cheering ] and they would still be very wealthy! look... kamala, kamala and tim will make

them pay their fair share. the will protect medicare. trump wants to cut social security and medicare. kamala and tim will protect your freedom, they will protect your right to vote, protects your civil rights, and you know, trump will do everything to ban abortion nationwide. [ booing ] oh, he will! you know, kamala and tim will do everything they possibly can, that's why you have to elect the senate of the house to restore roby wade! [ cheering and applause ] -- roe v. wade. ancient greece taught us character is destiny, character is destiny. for me and jail, we know kamala

and delic are people of character. it's been an honor to serve alongside of them, and we know that tim and gwen are also people of great character. [ cheering ] selecting kamala was the very first decision i made before -- when i became a nominee. it was the best decision i made my whole career! [ cheering and applause ] we not only gotten to know each other, we've become close friends. she is tough, she is experienced, and she has in norma's integrity. and enormous integrity. her story represents the best american story. like many of our best presidents, she was also vice president. [ cheering and applause ] that should do it.

she will be a president i'm sure you could look up to! she would be respected by world leaders because she already is. she can be a president we can all be proud of, she will be a historic president feel will respect america's future. still be there for his presidential election since january 6th. on that day, we almost lost everything. about who we are as a country. in that threat, this is not a hyperbole, that threat is still very much alive at, donald trump says he refuses to accept the election result if you loses again. [ booing ] think about that... he means it. think about it. is promising a bloodbath if you loses in his words.

and that he will be a dictator on day one in his own words. [ booing ] by the way this sector means it. [ laughter ] no, i'm not joking! think about it! anybody else who said that in the past that he was crazy, and exaggeration what you means it! we cannot let that happen! folks... all of us, a special obligation, republicans, democrats, save democracy in 2020, now we must save it again in 2024. [ cheering and applause ] able to determine whether democracy and freedom will prevail, it is that simple! it is that serious! the power is literally in your hands. it's in your hands!

and onto a hyperbole, is in your hands. americas features in your hands! and because of this, nowhere else in the world could a kid with a stutter and modest beginnings in pennsylvania grow up to sit behind the resolute desk in the oval office. [ cheering ] that is because america is, a nation of possibilities per we must never lose that. never. kamala and tim understand that this country has to continue to be a place for possibilities, not just a few of us what all of

us. join me in promising your whole heart to this effort. and my heart will be. i'll be the best volunteer that harris and walz have ever seen. [ cheering and applause ] each of us has a part in the american story for me and my family, it means a lot a lot to us. recaptures the best of who we are as a nation. this song is called the american anthem. is one of her is that stands o out, i cannot sing or dance so i will not try to get out will just quoted. the work and prayers of centuries have brought us to this day, what shall your legacy be? what will our children say? led me know in my heart when my days our through, america,

america, i gave my best to you! [ cheering and applause ] [ cheering ] and made a lot of mistakes in my career, but i gave my best to you. for 50 years, like many of you, i gave my heart and soul to our nation and i have been blessed and million times and return with the support of the american people. i was not too young to be in the senate, to old to stay as

president to. [ laughter ] but i hope that you know, how grateful i am to all of you, i can only see say and i mean t this, giving you my word, i'm more optimistic about the future than i was when i was elected as a 29-year-old united states senator. i'm mean aunt. [ cheering and applause ] folks! we just have to remember who we are, we are the united states of america! [ cheering and applause ] and there is nothing we cannot do when we do it together! [ cheering and applause ] god bless you all! may god protect our troops! [ cheering and applause ] [ ♪♪ ]

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[ cheering and applause ] [ ♪♪ ] >> president joe biden of the 46th president of the united states waving a tier away after his daughter's introduction with an extended ovation when he took the stage of, tears of -- cheers at a thank you from this crowd, well past prime time, past midnight on the east coast. he was in the state of the union's -- speech cadence, really hitting and yelling to atone for a lot of the speech, it came off almost as angry, not full of joy as he -- of what he

hitting themes using before, january 6, fight for democracy, threat to democracy and talking about charlottesville, how he started his campaign. always he passed the torch towards the end of the speech, took a long time to get to that passing up the torch but on the stage now, the new nominee, it is hard to believe it was just a short time ago this was going to be his convention. >> is incredible, we have covered a lot of conventions over the years, we have never seen anything like we just saw, right? the current president, the sound onstage waving to this crowd appeared it is hard to sort of process what we have seen, joe biden nudged out and offer the stage per night as they gave him with his huge chunk of time they lay into the evening to sort of give his farewell address after the democratic national convention. at 2020 it was in a parking lot

as he accepted the nomination during covid-19 pandemic, this is a very bittersweet moment for him. he was very gracious to kamala harris and spoke very fondly of their work together. that's bringing our panel and see around the horn whatever buddy thought tonight. >> as the most pointed moment was the very beginning when he embraced his daughter and you can see the emotion on his face. you can help but feel for joe biden, is that delegates, nominating this bill a couple weeks ago for the debate. and i think it is a good night to see this guy gets his last meaningful moment as an important force in the party. these are his delegates, so i think his applauses are earned. after all he had a won of them.

as he leaves the stage, you think we can look at him with certain sympathy. >> he's got a five months left as president of the united states part of this was sort of his political and, political funeral. >> this is it. he has spent on awful lot of eight angrily defending his record in office and making his claims about things he had achieved and so on. no evidence of the great many people that have lost confidence in him a long time ago. were there he goes, party will leave it but he is done. >> as all the best part of this speech was the end, not because it was entirely way too long to pick all day long as they said it from the white house this is going to be a speech about the future. it was very little about the future. at the very end he took a moment

to look all around of this auditorium and thank the people and it seemed so genuine and he was grateful for it. and that moment at the end with the family coming out, there is a transition of you could finally see that. i would say this, i feel this is, imagine if this was the night, thursday night and he was the nominee for the democratic party and you gave that speech, everybody in america and around the world would be thinking, how could this be? we would not be in a tight race between trump and harris, last thing i would say as he once again brought up charlottesville and the fine people hoax, and the protesters protesting for pro- hamas against the gaza war, he said that they have a point and you have to wonder if anybody really saw thought through when they were riding the speech. >> heralded, your thoughts? >> i agree with what dana said, i looked around as arena as he was speaking, they clapped

during the point in his speech where he was expecting appl applauses. he restarted the accomplishments, this was a speech he would've given it had to june 27 the gone well. even with a follow-up to june 27th, into bees on the 28th and 29 speak june 27, july 21st, july 23rd he spoke publicly, and then august 18th he gave his farewell speech as a politician. he will be president for the next five months. i teared up a bit, when he said i gave my best to you, whether you agree or disagree with him you have to acknowledge it was an astonishing act of courage, humility and goodwill, his entire career and i wish it were the best in his last five months of the presidency. >> it was a lot about him obviously. heated talk about his vice president kamala harris, it did feel like he was holding onto that torch. for this speech.

and that embrace at the end onstage at, sent the message. he said he would be the biggest volunteer for that here is walt's campaign, and he would give them his best as you gave america his best. let's go down to bail on the floor, thoughts? >> we can all say that this night has never happened before. not even in 1968 big two bits of news he may not have couched, he added towards walesa to think major news, number 1 of those protesters outside have a point, and you went to say on both sides, he ad-libbed that lied and he said towards the end, all that talk that i was angry to step down, it is not true. that was not in a prompter either period now we await barack obama, the headliner tomorrow night, at 20 years after his introduction at the dnc in boston, massachusetts, and mike as news starts like eight hours.

cut us some slack and join us for tuesday! >> dana is ready to go! >> i got an alert and my phone that i was supposed to be in joe biden i know. [ laughter ] quick minute from kelly and and carla. >> is joe biden missed a great opportunity to do what kamala harris is doing is to reinvent and reset himself, an opportunity to inspire and unify. of a younger person watches the debate and then watches that the dnc speech, they won't understand his legacy. the will see somebody who is it debates it, 90 minutes to find his career, lost the presidency in the speech tonight i think helps the democrats believe they made the right decision having him exit the race. at a know about the next five months of governing, harold is right, winning is important but governing is essential. out of think we will hear much from him anymore, i do know that it kamala harris will invite joe biden to campaign with her after tonight. this might be the last that we

hear from him in a big way. don't think you will be asked to be the volunteer out of there for the house races, even with her. >> there were people out there chanting thank you joe keg some of those same people really thanking him that he's now the nominee now. >> i make two points, i agree with dana, since the beginning to end of the end, most of this was angry shouting, yelling at the people. and it was self-centred. it was all about him, what he had thought that he had done. and look, he convinced no one to who was sitting on the sidelines today they have to support kamala harris because the only thing he did not essay was a biden economics is working. he virtually said everything else. 500,000 ev charging stations! do you know how many there are in america? eight!

go there and see his great accomplishment appeared the others think of what to say is a palpable sense of relief and this auditorium that his moment has come to a shine to, they made the right decision. this reaffirmed where they were feeling, the delegates in this room for a week -- weeks that he was going to lose and they are grateful he pulled out. it was in many ways a sad sp speech. >> and thank you all. >> hard pivots, for the rest of the week it will move on from joe biden in a big way. >> this is night one, it was a long one. [ laughter ] is actually morning on the east coast. >> day two now actually. thank you for joining us everybody, we will see you tomorrow all day on a special report on the story. >> cigarette here for a lot of the addition of gutfeld mag that starts right now. [ ♪♪ ]

[ ♪♪ ] [ cheering and applause ] >> greg: oh, yeah! all right! all right! all right! everybody is in their pajamas! [ laughter ] close your robe mama. happy tuesday morning to. [ laughter ] tonight, joe biden gave his speech to pass the torch to calm lawmac. usually when joe passes a torch it's after he uses the bathroom on air force one. some people wondering why he would agree to speak on the first night and not as a vague and final closing and i, no worries, they just told him tonight was thursday. [ laughter ] the dnc released a platform document sunday mentioning joe

biden's second term over a dozen times, who knows, maybe second term was a euphemism for the afterlife. [ chuckling ] he deserves that. after that? there were massive crowds in downtown chicago tonight, a true. is now a two hour wait to get you carjacked. [ laughter ] many visitors in the city found stores boarded up in preparation for tens of thousands of four left protesters, to keep demonstrators in line, the cities deployed to thousands of police, hundreds of federal agents and a very hungry joy behar. [ laughter ] brandon johnston gave his opening remarks tonight, it was a rare occasion where he did not begin a speech by saying, i'm sorry for your loss. [ laughter ] i know... planned parenthood will not only provided plant -- free abortions

at of the dnc also offering free vasectomies. the catch is, you have to be a woman. [ laughter ] it's easy! democrats, hillary clinton spoke at the convention tonight. talked about gutsy. i don't mean the speech, i mean leaving bill and supervised. [ laughter ] yeah,, he was delegating -- unsupervised. finally, hillary joining together with the eight was he to warm up the crowd at the convention, in a nod it to the classic routine correctly did ebay called who was on bail? [ laughter ] i had to explain the joke to cat. all right. so the dnc began today in chicago, we had a visit from hillary, apparently they had valet parking for her broom. [ laughter ] it is a rule of thumb, if you

want to find out who twisted the knife and, look at of the most flowering capris, she laid it on as thick as her ankles,. >> let's salute president biden! [ cheering and applause ] he -- he has been democracies champion, are home and abroad. he brought dignity, decency and confidence -- competence back to the white house. and you showed what it means to be a true patriots. thank you joe biden for your lifetime of service and leadership! [ cheering and applause ] >> greg: yeah. [ chuckling ] joe was like at his own funeral. [ laughter ] of course kamala made a cameo to lead the cnn crew in breathless

all. >> of the crowd is really excited here. >> it's electric. not to mix metaphors what does that feel like something does go uncorked, there is a lot of pressure and all of a sudden everybody feels free. [ laughter ] >> greg: and think she just described how i feel when i get up off a portal party. no wonder because they just -- porta potty. and no wonder because they just unveiled a heaping polyp crop when all was, first a president that turned into an artichoke and far of our eyes, they told us he was as sharp as a tack! same things they are now saying to what format, something tells me they nominated a bag of putting they would describe that as sharp as a tack. bag of putting? that has my vote said one man. [ laughter ]

whether it's the dnc or the brain scans of our presidents, the democrats all about hiding stuff from the public, and we see layers of protective fencing and drugs around the dnc, all of those entitled democrat elites hiding behind barricades pack what are they so afraid of? is it you, is it me? no pannek the democrats today if year is her own creation, after years of feeding their minions nothing but identity driven a rage cutting up to protect themselves from their own base, 50,000 visitors to the city would lead businesses to roll out of the welcome wagon pick now they are rolling out of the carpenters and virtual wagons as chicago pd braces for riots and businesses bored of their storefronts. the only business is not boarding gobbler storefronts are the ones whose job it is to board up the storefronts. [ laughter ]

mayor johnston really knows how to grow an economy. are to believe they found somebody worse than lori lightfoot. [ laughter ] yeah, maybe if we say her name three times she might come back. so what is all that joy we were promised, right? as joyful as a power drill and i'm. chicago so worried they literally circled the wagons. it's as of the democrats and know that her walls work, once they realize it was our offices on the line. of was anybody going anywhere near the arena must show credentials and a stool sample. while you need to prove who you are, democrats are told to lie, security tongues them not to check into hotels using their real names to ensure they are not harassed. i heard eric is using the alias fart man. [ laughter ] good thing as a union center is in a polling station or to this

demand for id would be racist. in fact the only place he can get into out there without an id is the abortion and a vasectomy trailer, and if you get both to get a free frozen yogurt. [ laughter ] the abortions are offered in conjunction with the local hot dog restaurant. i'm not going to ask what goes into there me to! [ laughter ] [ chuckling ] they might be vegan! it ensures you the democratic party is quite literally anti- gross. the want to cap everything. kamala wants to cap prices, the cap energy production, in their hitler heavy rhetoric it almost capped a president the only thing they won't cap's illegal immigration, it gives blue states more electoral power and more stoles that make souls to skim it nancy pelosi's pool. and they want to cap the kids got our mind, the democrats should suppress a publishing growth. the country has an option heads

of. [ laughter ] but the problem is math, you want to country to die? stop having kids, since 2000 live births and fertility rates have been dropping fast, you are now at lows pick fewer babies mean fewer workers because they were consumers which it leads to economic disaster, add an aging population have a tiny working age population which threatens all of the tachy spaces that the liberals love to soak, so there goes all of your free stuff, liberals pick to the democrats pretend to care but it's a self-seeking party, seeking gratification out of the expense of tomorrow. but really, i blame racism. [ chuckling ] democrats are racist by their own definition. here building walls to keep people out, racist. demanding ids? racist pig relying on the presence of police! super racist! maybe in the future we should try something new, whoever you voted for, win are lose, you

have to stick to their platform. you vote democrat? no walls, no ids, no guns, no brats. you vote republican? walls, ids, guns and brats. suddenly democrats will need sanctuary cities from other democrats! let's welcome our guests! he is so white he thinks nwa is an airline, fox news contributor, tom! he is not confused, that is just his face! actor writer, comedian, jamie! she is so bony, dogs bury her into the backyard, fox news contributor kai kat timpf! and every time he takes a dump, the sea levels rise, best-selling author, comedian,

hour mandatory teemac! -- tyrese oh, yeah! >> ongoing a punchy -- >> greg: that is your bedtime salute! >> out want to accuse you of masochism by making as said through that right of psychopaths. since hilary, watching these speeches, hilary was unbelievable. i want to thank joe biden! [ laughter ] when she came on first she came on and looked pretty good for her age, wondered, she could've had of this nomination if she had gone for it pick but then when she started speaking, i just thought... thank you donald trump. i mean, he beat her in 2016, and we have him to thank for that. >> greg: that is the only thing he did! >> of that was the only thing he did, you still go down in the hall of fame. that was absolutely crazy, these

people are unbelievable -- i would say they're all passive aggressive, they are all aggressive aggressive. you can tell nobody likes anybody! auto think kamala likes tim walz, he doesn't seem to like her, they are fake into the holes and. joe augustine hates both of them. that speech, after watching that speech, i think it joe wants them to lose. >> greg: really? >> he stabbed him in the back and pushed him out, that was most passive-aggressive speech, tying her to him as a whole speech, every single paragraph he was saying, you cannot escape the biden legacy! he has fostered himself, and they are trying to escape from him, and you can see, i told him to get a screenshot of the two sourpuss is by the end of his speech, does he get a shot? look at these two! [ laughter ] [ applause ] they were past off! >> greg: yeah,, it was like joe was attached to her, sniffing her hair.

can't get away from me! that is amazing to pick jamie, kind of mean of them to deliberately keep forcing him into the midnight hour, they just wanted fewer and fewer people to see him, in the longer he winds, kept talking and talking. he said every single think he has ever said. [ laughter ] >> out of respect before as they what i say, let me make sure he is still alive. [ laughter ] >> greg: thank you for that by the way. >> he is... [ laughter ] that was torture. we were watching cogito's absolute torture. in the middle i just yelled, i told you everything i know! just how excited people looked at as a beginning, we love joe! then do you want more? it's like we have to get up early in the morning! the holes in, i do know.

so much to talk about. the free vasectomy is, the free abortion, shouldn't it be called on planned parenthood? [ laughter ] >> greg: it's true! nobody plans to go and get an abortion, for some good have sex and have an abortion, no, it's like holy crap! >> the abortions and vasectomies on a sliding scale, if you guys don't know what that means, it'll be free for comedians. [ laughter ] man... there's other ways to do it pick is like plan b, guys heard of plan b? people don't talk about plans c, is where you change your name and move to another country, it's expensive. [ laughter ] bonjour. [ laughter ] >> greg: kat timpf! we can talk about anything to

what were coming of this with our brains battered by a man with dementia. >> at this is the latest of been up in months. [ laughter ] and like... and most of the love island reunion! >> greg: tonights? >> it was tonight at nine, i should have just watched it. >> greg: you could have a. >> i would not have missed anything to. is so interesting, there were times in my life i had a gig is where i've taken to the stage at 11:30 pm, but have never called him as a headliner in those situations. because i don't think i'm the only one who has not been over this late in a while. and obviously whoever was doing this, i don't think it joe was watching the love island reunion, maybe he was, by they did not want people to watch this may be? or they were concerned about people watching this at the baileys to pick it felt very much like the closure conversation you have with somebody when you break out that

you agree to a gorging clay, and what do you do? although you said before in the e-mail, that's what it is felt like. >> greg: like you going to miss me -- >> or member that one time he let them say it because he did not want to argue because you won't ever have to see them again so you don't care? twenty-three he was holding onto the podium like snoopy, remember when snoopy was flying, on as a dog house? and he was holding on, tyrese! >> hit weight was not the only one holding on for dear life brother, i'm telling you. i was watching my white socks, up 4-2, i turned this on, we lost at the bottom of the ninth, i'm like he -- ruins everything all the time. his speech was, i started finishing the lines of the sentences because it was every speech, it's like you took his highlight reel of every speech

he ever said, and said i have to do this for a living and have to remember this stuff because it made me giggle, i was a car remember that one. it is the most disrespectful thing you can ever do to somebody, is like, hey,, the dnc, the main event thursday night, guess what, you get to open! time, 8:00 prime time? no, after everybody else speaks, you can come out because it's your night, bro! it's not! [ laughter ] like... the best line of the night it was from our own special report where he was like, man this speech is longer. that was it the best thing ever! [ laughter ] >> greg: all right, up next, in the future and it looks scary with kamala's vocabulary off! [ cheering and applause ] nice, nice! [ cheering ]

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you're buying into my time purich kamala is even dumber than it joe. queen on the campaign trail brings as our video of the day because we know there is a duality to the nature of democracy. >> it we know there's a duality to the nature of democracy. on the one hand, incredible strength, when it is intact. what it does for its people, to protect and defend their right, their liberty and freedom. incredibly strong. and incredibly fragile. >> greg: i did not see that coming! [ laughter ] going from strong and coming up with fragile, why am i suddenly transported to a dorm room at 3:00 am waiting for some way to pass a bong! in case it did not hit you the

first time, here she is saying the same think of one's ago. >> when we think about the strength of our democracy, we have two visit of the duality of the nature of democracy, one is intact, it's so strong! in terms of what it does to uphold and protect individual rights and freedoms. so strong in its nature! and... very fragile. >> greg: she did it again! it was... i did not see the fragility coming! of course strength and it fragility opposites just like kamala and smart. [ laughter ] but she is so scripted even her impromptu page stops are as staged as my first wife's suicide. [ laughter ] >> it your not supposed to be the one -- [ laughter ] >> greg: abba watching

dateline! >> greg peterson ladies and gentlemen. >> greg: take it as do readers run in pittsburgh. >> it over there they are. thank you. this is my go to. the original nacho cheese. [ laughter ] >> greg: [ chuckling ] it is so nice of them to impersonate regular people. [ laughter ] she wanted dougie to buy her a box of airheads but that would be cannibalism. finally here she is giving a pep talk to a football team. >> you have taken it upon yourselves to take that responsibility of being role models. to inspire people, and by doing that, and all that that requires which is a hardware, the product is, working as a team, know winky that he will be undefeated

even if you don't win every g game. [ laughter ] >> greg: wait a second, you don't have to win and you can still be the winner? well, it is true for her, is and how she became the democrat nominee? [ applause ] jamie, were you inspired by all of that? >> i was not. [ laughter ] this is, just like the dressmaker one side, there is so much material here i don't know where to start. [ laughter ] i don't think i falter for the two takes for the doritos thank . now, i don't think that i feel like some of those bathroom selfies you showed me. i don't think you're getting those on the first try. >> they're too good. there are too sometimes with it.

come out. come on, come on. i feel like she. i feel like they go. i always say it wrong and people get mad at me. i don't know how to say it. i'm so sorry. i feel like sometimes they go, hey, for fun, we'll give you just five words. >> do the whole speech with just those five words. it's like a game show. that's right. now. great. you know, i've never said it before. you know, i love venn diagrams. right? right. yeah. do you guys know what a venn diagram is? it's like three circles, right? yeah. and with kamala harris, it overlaps, right where cringe and repetition are right in the middle. that's the venn diagram. well, she went into that convenience store and asked for corn nuts. >> cat seems a bit weird. what are your thoughts on that ? >> i think that's a delicious snack. it really is. yeah. actually, it really is. i couldn't believe the football speech. i mean, i. i could have done better. >> yeah, you could have. i know. yeah. and i. look, i'm not a sports gal. >> no, but i do know that to be undefeated, you do need

to win all the games. >> that is true. i mean, okay, not that. not that long ago, my husband was watching lacrosse. i know. i'll accept all condolences, but one of the players. and you wouldn't know his name because, like, literally nobody watches except for five people. >> but one of the players was like, if we want to be if we want to be first, we need to win the most games on the site. >> and i was making fun of it for days. >> i was like, look at this genius that you have on here that you watch. like, what else would you say? like, oh, if we undefeated, you have to win all of them. >> like, it's too obvious to say i stand corrected. yes. i hate to admit i was wrong, but apparently not as obvious as i thought. what do you think she was thinking? >> if we can assume she was. to be honest, if i was playing ball back then and she gave me that speech, i never would have played ball again. i'm whenever she talks, i just always see the princess bride.

i always see. and i feel like every time she talks, she says, inconceivable and inconceivable. >> and i just want to say i don't think that word means what you think it means. yes. like she just says stuff and like the duality of what she says on one hand. >> yes. strong and developed and it grabs you, brings you in, you on the other hand, you have no idea what the hell she's saying. >> oh. shillue was there anything inspiring from what you saw there? yeah. i mean, i got to be inspired by that undefeated thing. >> i mean, yeah, it's like motivational stuff, you know? yeah. i should tell my kids, you know, you don't. you can still have straight a's if you get some c's hard work. but i think here's my theory. i mean, when i first heard that duality thing, i was like, oh, that's another carmelo word

salad, you know? but then you sent the other tape and you realize that that is a speech that she has worked on. >> i think her handlers, she's obviously known for the word salad stuff. and she's like, you know, she just kind of rambles on. i think her handlers are now writing word salad speeches. >> so it makes it seem like it's all normal. yes. you know, they're normalizing her idiot talk. yes, exactly. it's like a doll. and they're feeding the let the list of words in. and then all you got to do is pull the string. >> all right. up next, the media get snooty when trump jokes about beauty. i think really going to spend all day streaming college football on direct tv. can you blame them? they've got the biggest rivalry and bowl games. speed it up, frank. run a slant in a bowl of chips . bobby bun, hook to the salsa. what are you going to do, what are you going to do, coach brian, don't question your coach, man. >> here's to getting better with age. here's two every thursday helped fuel today with boost high proteinla: complete nutrition you nee bd

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