day from being great to being grim. i think 8:36 a.m. is too early to tell. >> can i just risk offending the atheists out there. i do recommend prayer, alli. if you say a couple of prayers in the morning, i've done it, it does seem to help. i don't know about you. >> i think anything, any putting out of goodwill into the atmosphere helps, for sure. i would say i agree. >> ladies, great to see you. thank you for coming in on a holiday, really appreciate it, and thank you all for joining us. we appreciate you being here. enjoy the rest of your long weekend. "the five" starts in a moment. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jesse: hello, everybody, pure i'm jesse watters along

with judge jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov, greg greg gutfeld and dana perino. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is a special edition of "the five." ♪ ♪ happy labor day weekend, everybody appeared we are celebrating with a lot of fun in-store. we have some of our best moments from the past year on topics like airplane etiquette and the craziest stories from concerts. but first, we are taking your fan mail questions. we've got one from facebook. norinne c, what's scary to you, greg, the bottom of the ocean or outer space? >> greg: what if they are the same thing? >> jesse: i never thought about that. >> greg: what at the ocean's outer space. what if aliens are actually living in the ocean. we always assume they are coming from up there but where they live down there and what if they were so tiny that we can see them and they have a huge world underneath us.

>> jessica: we did have this question in advance? >> greg: no, i decided to go for it. >> jesse: this is what comes to the tip of his tongue. that is scary. they do come a what scares you, bottom of the ocean outer space? >> dana: bottom of the ocean. i have great respect for what is under the water. watch a documentary. >> greg: i find a lot of things down there and i leave a lot of things down there. >> jesse: we would like to leave you there appear jessica? >> jessica: bottom of the ocean, too, because we know what death is like down there, you can see it a lot be it outer space death, not really sure. >> jesse: judge, i think either in space or the deep sea, they should be scared of you. >> judge jeanine: . >> judge jeanine: oh, no, i am such a sweet person. here is the think you're the bottom of the ocean would scare the hell out of me. i don't know why outer space doesn't, maybe because we think of the air and the atmosphere and don't really think about what's really up there but the

ocean definitely. >> jesse: there is nothing scary about outer space. the next question is from frenchy f, you know who you are. one thing you always forget in a hurry pure let's start with you, judge jeanine. what do you always forget in a hurry? >> judge jeanine: my sunglasses. >> jesse: i can see that and they are not that expensive, i'm sure appeared what about you? >> jessica: keys. >> jesse: you find yourself locked out often? >> jessica: we recently moved to a building without a doorman and so i need keys. i know, the horror. anyway, so i have become that white that is like you have money, you have keys, right? >> jesse: you would think he would get a pay raise after all of the beatings you take here. >> jessica: it's a nicer building. >> jesse: don't justify, don't listen to what i say, you are doing just great. >> dana: airpods. i hate being without them. >> jesse: you have to listen to your deep-sea podcasts. greg? >> greg: what? >> jesse: what do you think you always leave behind in a

hurry? >> greg: i always forget to pay. [laughter] >> jesse: dine and dash. >> greg: wasn't talking about dining. >> jesse: that is not nice, greg, those people work hard appeared. >> dana: labor day. >> greg: it is labor-intensive. >> judge jeanine: you especially. >> jesse: i always remember everything because i have johnny and he makes sure i keep everything together. >> greg: do you forget johnny? >> jesse: if i forgot johnny would forget everything. facebook question jean t pure what was your favorite field trip you have ever been on? greg, any field trips you remember from middle school? >> greg: yes, i went on a field trip in middle school, this was three years ago. until they asked me to leave. they took us behind come underneath the local shopping mall. it was the hillstone mall. in san mateo. you used to go into the front of the mall to the doughnut places, but they let us go behind the mall, through the little tun

tunnels, and it was really exciting. >> jesse: that was a field trip? >> greg: that was a field trip to the mall. >> jesse: your teacher just wanted to shop. >> greg: i think he was betting on the races. he was at the bay meadows racetrack and just dropped us off. >> jesse: i would bet, too, if i had you as a student. dana? >> dana: in colorado there was a trip, a geology class trip. we went to the mountains, and we could pretend we were geologist, i guess, but i remember i got one of those rocks -- i don't know the name is not coming to me -- they open up, it is a crystal -- >> judge jeanine: the geode's? >> dana: yes, and i thought i was going to be a geologist and look at me now. >> jesse: in the air and space museum in eighth grade, went to washington, d.c., and they sold astronaut ice cream. do you remember asked her not ice cream? when you are in eighth grade it is really exciting. >> judge jeanine: you are next. >> jessica: great. two things i loved. a trip to the liberty science center, which i feel like is a similar vibe to what you are talking about, though i don't

remember astral ice cream but they had some they called the touch tunnel where you could simulate being blind so you would know what that would feel like. >> dana: interesting. >> jessica: it was incredible. don't do it. the other thing i loved, we had something called field day where we would go to central park and have color war and all of it things you did. >> dana: field day. >> greg: central park? interesting. >> jessica: they would bust us uptown to central park for a nice big green field. >> dana: did you have the green ribbons for participation? >> jessica: we were all winners without a ribbon. >> dana: that was a real field day. >> judge jeanine: i remember going -- wasn't a field, i remember going to corning glass. we went to corning glassworks and i remember how shocked i was they could take glass and just blow it and blow it into vases and it was spectacular. >> dana: glassblowing. >> judge jeanine: i love glassworks a lot appeared. >> jesse: danny w, what was in

your school locker? greg, are you allowed to answer this question on advice of counsel? >> greg: it's weird because they are still producing that "dateline" episode. i've got to be careful what my lawyer said. there was a pair of red socks. in my locker, i -- oh. a paperback of "naked lunch" by william burroughs. that was in my locker. i used to carry that book around in high school. >> jesse: i thought you would be in your locker because everybody stuff you in it. >> greg: you know, that is something a bully would say, jesse, and you are a bully. >> jesse: judge jeanine, what do you have? 's sharpen spent pencils? >> judge jeanine: i was a good kid, catholic school, notre dame high school. >> jesse: what did you have, marijuana? >> jessica: no, trapper keepers -- >> jesse: trapper keepers. >> dana: i had the pg folder. >> greg: it was an orange is yellow.

basketball? >> greg: there was also a track guy and it was very na narrow. >> jessica: i don't know that. >> dana: you didn't have that? >> jesse: on my locker you had to remember the combination, that was challenging pure facebook question from eva p. is your best vacation more about location or relaxation? dana? >> dana: location. i love to go to spain. i have lots of plans for spain in my future, won't be anytime soon. >> jesse: you'd don't lay on the beach? >> dana: i can do three hours. i can read for eight hours straight, doesn't bother me. >> jesse: you get through three books a weekend. you? >> judge jeanine: you? >> jesse: you. >> judge jeanine: me? it is about location, location, not relaxation. i can never relax. i like the middle east. i liked egypt. >> greg: that's where i go to

relax, the middle east. [laughter] >> jesse: baghdad. >> judge jeanine: turkey, all of that stuff. [laughter] >> jessica: prekids, location. post-kids, relaxation. which doesn't really matter if they comes because it is like the away game. just without all of the choice. >> greg: i'm not either or, i like a little vacation, a little location, a little relaxation, a little -- >> jesse: you like a staycation. your last vacation you stayed here. >> greg: that's true. >> jesse: my airlines are very grateful. >> greg: life is a vacation as you slowly wait for the inevitable end. >> judge jeanine: the walking dead. >> jesse: on that note, coming up, who is your favorite comedian growing up? find out as we answer your fan mail questions on this labor day pure today is labor day. ♪ ♪

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delirious. in the '80s he wore leather and cursed a lot, and to me that was really funny. >> greg: did you ever aware whee all other? >> jesse: to your house. >> greg: dana? >> dana: my sister and i watched "raw" thousands of times on the vcr. >> greg: that is where you get your language. john rickles or jonathan win winters. >> jesse: you are old. >> greg: i am, but those guys are great. what skill, from jerry d, what skill do you wish you had learned but never did? let's go this way, dana. >> dana: i wish i had learned to play tennis as a kid because learning is an adult is terrible. i am awful. >> greg: learning anything as an adult is terrible. except learning to love, jesse. >> jesse: still working on that. just kidding, i'm a bundle of love. i wish i knew how to play the

guitar. my parents made me play the flute. >> dana: not very manly, is it? >> jesse: no, it's not. it is the straw of instruments. [laughter] >> greg: it really blows. ironically. jessica? >> jessica: i wish i had stuck with the piano. i quit at like seven. >> jesse: did you really ever start if you quit at seven? >> jessica: i started at four. that's a real commitment. >> greg: piano lessons are hard. >> jessica: but it would be so cool if i could play the piano now. >> greg: that would be cool. >> dana: a piano that plays itself. >> jessica: cheating. >> greg: judge? >> judge jeanine: i wish i learned how to sing. i'm tone-deaf. i always wanted to get up on stage and felt one out, but i am tone-deaf. >> jesse: we wish you could carry a tune. >> dana: let's go to karaoke one night. >> jesse: "the five" karaoke. that's a good idea. >> greg: i wish i learned to be selfish. >> judge jeanine: you are such

a giving person. >> greg: i can't stop giving. i'm going to give you another question. from who cares, who, what was your favorite children's tv s show? jessica? you can't say "the cosby show." >> jesse: "care bears." i loved "the care bears." >> dana: "care bears," that was my sisters, and i thought they were so dumb. >> greg: warrant they stupid? stupid kids ca loved "the care bears." we called them "the stupid bears." jesse? >> jesse: "smurfs." "he-man." >> jessica: "power rangers?" >> jesse: yeah, "power rangers" come in the '90s when i was four. >> greg: aren't all of the power rangers criminals? >> jesse: that un bill cosby. >> judge jeanine: "the flintstones" beards before i love "the jetsons" come all of . "gilligan's island."

was that a good show? >> greg: syndication, repeats after school. i'm going with hr puppet stuff. people at home are going yes. remember those big giant puffy things? i have problems. this is from ryan s. how often did you attend parties in high school and what festivities took place? jesse, were you ever invited to parties? >> jesse: i wasn't, greg, and i wish i hadn't partaken in so much festivity. it is one of my biggest regrets. i might actually be a little smarter if i had and i need all the help i can get. >> greg: that is a low bar to start with. jessica? >> jessica: i would go preregularly in high school, but i wasn't good at the festivities stuff, i was just -- >> jesse: just sold it out of your locker? >> jessica: yes, i was a drug dealer with my trapper keeper. >> greg: dana, did you go to

any keggers on the beach? >> dana: we lived in the country sides of the gulch. i was on the speech team -- >> jesse: the speech team parties beards before no, no, no, the speech team didn't have parties but the speech team had very early mornings on saturdays, and then you got home late so i didn't always go, but i remember i got up the courage to ask my dad if i could have a half hour later curfew because i had a car, i could drive, and i was -- i worked myself up. all i wanted to go was from 11:00 to 11:30. i got the courage and asked my dad, yeah, sure. so just ask. >> greg: half an hour curfew. judge, that was a great story. >> judge jeanine: it was a great story. i was fascinated. you've got to remember, i grew up in omaira new york and i went to notre dame high school and the only thing that went on was usually there would be a dance, but i dated a guy from

another high school so i could n his football games and all of that so i was pretty busy. >> greg: we didn't do much, and all-guys school, we would go out to the woods and where these masks, usually kind of dance in a circle around a big flaming bonfire. there would be some kind of odd sacrifice. i don't know if they still do that in san mateo, check it out if your investigative reporter. >> dana: did tom brady ever go? >> greg: no comment. you want to know what he why he was the most greatest football player? sacrifices. up next, gnarly face melting moments of "the five" coming up on our labor day special. ♪ ♪ n hard work, and the farm was the perfect place to learn grit, determination and problem solving. we're taking that passion and channeling it through our farm to home bedding bath, and apparel at red land cotton.

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>> dana: welcome back. we are celebrating this labor day weekend by taking a trip down memory lane. "the fastest" is one of our favorite segments on "the five." also it's of funny stories. here is a look at some of the best beard. >> trying to ban the swarms of selfie-taking influencers who have made their town during peak fall foliage times. folks plane tired of trespassers on their private property. >> i would have taken my nephew, sent him out there, maybe have him bring some friends and start charging $20 a car to park th there. that's an obvious solution to the problem. make money from them. >> the woman who bought walter white house in "breaking bad," she apparently -- google it -- she apparently tells everybody,s there ready to scream at them. >> you know this? >> [laughs] >> a pamir panera bread drive through would not take in order because her child was throwing a temper tantrum. she was told she could put her order in online. >> i may have once or twice in a

public place perhaps on a plane, if jesse jr. screams. [laughter] not that he can't breathe, but just -- >> just enough. >> and then i will place my order. >> i didn't open air had a drive through, i thought panera's purpose was to meet someone for coffee who is looking for a job or to break up in public so someone doesn't cry, or a stranger is meeting you there to blackmail you with photos they got off the internet. it is never anybody going hey! everybody is like this. >> that is the most insightful thing you have said in months. i'm serious. >> attempting the macarena dance with a band who wrote the hit song during a party in spain. >> one and two and then is it -- nope. >> why don't you work this in? >> let me try again. this way, head, head, hand. >> you could arena look sleazy.

[laughter] >> thank you? >> attention all you speakers speedsters. trying to stop cars from going over the speed limit beard. >> i won't buy that car. >> i will think of getting one of those on the evi get you for christmas. >> choosing remote learning instead of giving students the day off. >> this is easy come i don't want my kids to be on a zoom or remote or anything else. if it snows, you give them a day off and let them play in the snow, let them be real and interact with kids, let them fall in the snow, get a pot or a pan if you don't have a sled and pulled them around. >> harold, back in my day we didn't have snow days, we just trucked through the belli blizz, that's how i lost my brother billy. i grew up in california, we didn't have snow days, didn't even have earthquake days. the only time you got a day off

was when you were kidnapped. >> in a car wash bay, there was hell to pay pure viral video shows a team at an indiana car wash striking back at a ruda lemonade drink in her face. dana, you said in the break if that were you you would have shot her in the face and i thought that was pretty violent. >> with water. i hope she got a raise and didn't get fired. >> they actually banned the driver. >> good, stick up for your people. >> get ready to hear about stoner wraps. police chief says reefer-loving rodents galang up all of the evidence room. >> dog ate my homework, somebody is lifting grass. next thing the cocaine is going to be missing because bears are going for it. >> good thing they can't get into the room because he's got a problem. >> how many times?

>> he has been high 12 times. >> you really do think that is an accident? >> that's what i'm saying, it's a good thing he's not in the room. >> an adult woman said she shouldn't be judged after ordering some children-friendly options at her hotel. >> they had raised the prices dramatically on the kids menu to counteract this at least in restaurants because they know you walk -- we were talking about this yesterday -- you sit down enemy to the order your kids food because it is going to be like a chicken finger, french five fit, if not. while you are waiting for your food, of course you are going to eat half of their food because they can't finish it so they have hiked the prices on it. >> it is nobody's damn business. if they are selling it, none of their business. you are not asking for anything you're not entitled to based upon their designation of the price. >> an animal of lover rescued what she thought was a sick baby. after spending all night nursing the creature back to health she noticed it wasn't moving, that's when she rushed it to the vet and the staff informed her that it was not a hedgehog but a

pom-pom from the top of a winter hat. >> you know what would have happened if i did that? my vet would have told me it was sick, he needed surgery, charged me thousands of dollars, and then told me it died and they have cremation appropriate services. >> you can never get out of a vet without a copmma in the bil. >> so much for the cool tech future, amazon ditching the cashier lists system. amazon reportedly relied on 1,000 people and in india watching videos to ensure accurate checkouts so they really just outsourced the cashiers. >> i love this concept because i like to be able to get in and out. i have used one of these at an airport, i think newark, this is amazing. then i found out some thing today that is pretty hilarious. if you are my height you often have to ask somebody to reach something for you, and apparently there was a lot of confusion in india as to who should get charged because is at

the tall person who reached it and gave it to the shorter person, and it caused like some billing issues. >> what if all tech is a fraud, right? that the internet isn't really what you think it is, but actually 2 billion people all doing this at the same time, so when i go i'm going to google, how tall is dana perino? and i think i put it in google but there is a thousand people running around in this giant library underground going oh, my god, and then. >> researchers say forgetting something is actually good for your brain and is a natural part of the memory process. >> i apparently have a lot of room still left in my brain because i don't have a lot of problems losing things. >> you don't lose anything? >> my dignity. besides that i'm good. >> if forgetting things when you are leaving the house is good for you than peter is in excellent condition. almost every single diet know my time we go to leave especially when coming back, oh, i'll be r.

always a hat, sunglasses, not usually keys but sometimes keys, sometimes wallet, sometimes phone. >> a strategic weapon. study claims people more likely to use the magic word when they expect to be told no peer judge, do you agree? >> i think it is next level, they are going to say no so please? >> dp? >> all i can think of something very vulgar which is unusual for me. [laughter] like the letter after e, this study. it's about manners. it's manners. >> prime time? >> jesse says can i have a cookie, no. can i please have a cookie? here you go p or works every time. >> what you say please, no. >> please, no, don't hurt me. >> up next, should you switch seats on a plane? our best debates on airplane etiquette when our airplane special returns. ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ >> jessica: welcome back to our labor of day special. from the viral plane lady to whether you should swap seats come here is a look at our best debates over airplane etiquette. >> speaking out on what she saw after a video of her yelling at a passenger not being "real" on an american airlines flight took place. >> she is a very nice person and she came in and she is rattled. she is psychologically shot. to have half a billion people see the worst moment of your entire life was just so difficult, she went into hiding for a month and a half. now she has tried to come out of it and doing the best she can. she had a bad moment and

everybody knows about it. imagine the worst moment of your entire life in the whole world found out, jessica. >> i feel it every day on the shell. >> she said i'm able to laugh at it but how about the guy in le4f.here is the thing. when she was on a plane she said that mer is invisible, not real, she said she had an altercation. if you have an altercation with someone, jesse, you don't turn around -- you usually say there are no good this that, you did this that, you don't turn around and say he is not real. >> there is still no explanation for this. there is no explanation. that wasn't like getting worked up or spiraling. this was a drug or medication thing. because that is just -- it's drugs talking, it's not a human talking. >> talk about a trip, the pilot

accused of trying to cut a plane's engine mid-flight says he was high on magic mushrooms. today's 83 counts of attempted murder. thought he was having a nervous breakdown, consume psychedelic mushrooms for the first time. >> what a terrible use of an amazing drug. seriously. you can take it before "the five" but you don't take it when you're operating large machinery. it doesn't make any sense. does have a happy ending in that the plane landed safely because if it did and we would never have known this answer. it would have been a complete mystery and no one would have guessed that a mush-brain was on mushrooms. >> first of all why is a pilot he was getting a free ride back home or whatever he is doing in the cockpit? why is he in a jump seat? who gave him permission to do that? they lock the door for a reason. did anybody know this guy personally? did he really work for the airlines? >> if you are fearful of flying,

one of the things my husband says, is a pilot, the people at the sharp end of the plate want to get home just as much as you do. apparently not in this case. >> he said and, i'm not okay, and through his headphones at the copilot, and then when they were bringing him back he said to the stewardess, put some cuffs on me, it's going to be bad. >> female passenger telling folks on a popular sub reddit, jesse, called "am i the a-whole." >> greg: what does it stand for? >> i will tell you at the break. >> she flat out refused to swap seats with a dad so he could sit with his wife and young daughter. obvious they that lead to a very awkward ride and she added, they were giving me dirty looks throughout the entire flight come and another guy is getting praised because he refused to give up his seat for a pregnant woman. jessica, you are flying to iowa this weekend, are you prepared to ask for your flight seat to be changed for your condition?

>> my condition, my very pregnant, chunky condition. >> hey, wait. >> i'm pregnant! >> congratulations. >> thank you. >> weren't going to tell anybody. >> telling my best friends at home. >> what would happen on a flight, would you ever asked to move? >> no, i would be too embarrassed but i also think this is a difficult one because now nobody says anything about pregnancy because you don't want to get it wrong. right, you just kind of stare at people and think, are you pregnant? like on the subway, i want to give some people credit, some people just don't want to get up, but i think a lot of people are genuinely concerned someone is going to turn around and be really angry at them. >> i will never ask somebody if they will move unless it is a better deal for them. like are you going to move from a middle seat to an aisle seat? if you switch with me? i will sit with you. that i would do. is it an even trade? you have to take that into account.

and also who i have to sit next to? are they eating with their mouth open? do they have their shoes off? there is all of that. sometimes you don't need to sit with the people you are traveling with. just put your airpods in and be quiet. >> i will swap seats depending on what they are willing to barter for. do you ever see that movie with robert redford "indecent proposal?" come up with a list of options and it has to be an upgrade, as you say. i'm not trading 50/50, so you are going to have to try really hard to please me. >> first of all, i would never ask anyone if they could trade seats. >> i would have asked you. >> if they ask me? probably not. there are so much that goes into getting a seat, when you decided to get the ticket, you pay more for a particular seat, you pick one ahead of time. everybody needs to be responsible for themselves.

it is like this airplane lunacy is starting to be like road r rage. you see people fighting with each other over seats, i just don't like to get involved. >> i was on a flight with emma and our two young children. >> and luckily i was seated away from them. >> was that planned? >> emma goes ask the guy if he can switch seats so i disingenuously asked the guy, looked him dead in the eyes and i go, she couldn't see me, i go, would you like to switch seats? [laughter] the guy said sure. he blew it! [laughter] that was a lovely flight. >> jessica: up next, fans mesmerized at the las vegas sphere and singers hit by objects onstage. the crazy moments at concerts ahead on our labor day special. ♪ ♪

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show, kind of. members of the group physically leaving the stage as their digital avatars took over and performed one more song for adoring fans be a technology is usher in a new era for artists allowing them to perform forever. kiss is the first u.s. badge to go virtual but in london abbey has been taking advantage of the digital shift. fans attend full concerts performed by their digital likeness. the artists never step foot on stage but still rake into million dollars a week. >> i say go to small live shows. go to see an up-and-coming band that people may not know about. all my memories in music, i saw u2, the old waldorf, to other people, the cramps, 200 people, psychedelic furs, the clash, but going to an arena to see taylor johnson or whatever her name is -- >> swift. >> i remember, greg, the first concert i went to, and they were formative things in my life.

i remember in memphis to see rick james and the jackson five and prince. these are things that formed my childhood. i think from the standpoint of these guys being able to make more money, longer periods of time, being on the golf course, this certainly helps. they are a large group of young people that go to these concerts that have no idea what it was like to go when these concerts were alive, anyway, so they will be experiencing the virtual -- one way to experience it. >> it sounds crazy to us to have an avatar playing music but the truth is young people are raised in a digital age enter them it is not so crazy. so you've got taylor swift doing something in movie theaters around the country and makes $93 million to have her concert. and now what they are doing is there even creating the situation where you have a headset, you can be in new york and your friend in l.a. and both watch the same digital concert. the bottom line is we are getting further and further from no human interaction, and i don't think we are that far from

music companies creating someone who isn't real that becomes very popular. >> imagine this show, doing it from palm beach, aspen, probably. we could all be mauer avatars into this place here. >> rock legends u2 inside this massive sphere concert venue. take a look at this thing, it engulfs the audience with the world's largest l.e.d. screen. >> this would mean nothing to me because i'm always backstage beard. [laughter] >> with taylor. >> she doesn't talk to me anymore. i don't blame her. >> i feel like i am hallucinating. >> you are. >> just listen, look at it. did someone turn it up? >> judge, what do you think? >> it is too busy for me, i wouldn't know where to look. it's a lot. i'm one of the people who does not video or anything in the phone, i just like to be in the

middle of it but i don't know what i am in the middle of with something like this. >> you should be able to shake it and find out -- >> shake it off. like a magic 8-ball. >> if you scored tickets to taylor swift or beyonce tours but couldn't go and you sold them you better listen up. the irs is cracking down and wants to know if you have pocketed over $600 in profit while trying to resell. >> the idea you are going to go after middle americans for $600, they started with venmo last year, now it is if you sell a ticket for $600. it's almost like we want to be in every aspect of your life. >> do the people who steal up to $900 worth of merchandise from walgreens or target, do they pay taxes on the stuff that they steal? >> bravo! >> you idiots! >> and madonna shocking fans after falling off a chair during a concert.

she's okay and kept the show going. >> wow. >> greg? >> that's not her fault. >> the dancer's fault. >> and what is the dancer wearing? >> high heels. >> that's the problem. >> that the problem. >> i think they planned the whole thing so we would talk about it. >> people going to concerts need to take a chill pill and stop throwing things. harry styles becoming the latest picked him of a disturbing trend, fans hurling objects at their favorite artist. the pop star hit right square in the eye appeared other top singers have been the victim of some rogue fan lobbing an object like a phone. >> remember when will smith slapped chris rock and other people began jumping the stage? i was waiting for the day someone in gutfeld's audience would come up and slapped him across the face. it is still possible, it could happen. but he is not a comedian so it probably won't happen. [laughter] >> there is only one place left in the world where you get punished for doing something bad, and that is when you run

onto a field. iran to a field and get tackled by three burly guys and get the crap kicked out of you. you can do anything you want anywhere else. we removed all barriers to bad behavior. >> i think they need consequences and punishment immediately and security should take immediate action. it is not just happening in america, the harry styles event happened in vienna. this is something going around the world. >> lately what happens is people throw their phones and then the artist picks it up and takes selfies or does a video and it somehow gets back to the person. that is why they do it. there is almost like an acceptance of this kind of thing. but here's what is going to happen. someone is going to really get hurt, and then that person is going to go down and do a will smith on the person in the audience, and then sooner or later they are going to put the artist in a cage or behind some kind of glass because somebody is going to get hurt. >> judge jeanine: one more fan mail question is up next on this

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♪ walk this way ♪ talk this way. >> jesse: let's get back to final fan mail question we have instagramer from a t.j. ringer. what was your highlight of the summer? judge jeanine? >> judge jeanine: my vacation. i went to portugal with my girlfriends. it wasn't about relaxation or location. it was about friends laughing our tails off. it was great. >> jesse: that sounds adorable. >> judge jeanine: it was. >> jesse: what was your highlight the coup, just say it. >> jessica: i was on maternity lee for that so i had nothing to do with it. i went to italy, one of might best friends from rome was getting married and it was the most spectacular wedding and we got to go away also before i came back to work to deal with the coupe and the debate that

had happened while i was out. so, italy. >> jesse: my highlight was going to maine emma says when you go to maine. maine always wins and i like to lose to maine. dana p.? >> dana: i would say "the five" doing our show live at point pleasant beach, new jersey and peter's big birthday party. we are still recovering. >> greg: gut i would say when we saved those kids from that bus. >> jesse: donated to charity of their choice? >> greg: what can i say? >> jesse: saving kids. >> greg: saving kids. that's my middle name. >> jesse: we don't want to know what greg does once he saves the kids. did he save their life. that's it for us on labor day special. >> have great night and we'll see you tomorrow ♪ ♪ >> gillian: good evening from washington. i'm gillian turner in for bret baier. tonight you are listening to president biden who now is finally hitting the campaign

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