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that's 1-800- 6909813. >> but donald trump town hall, moderated by sean hannity. sean is in harrisburg as the gop candidate. his policies for the biggest challenges facing the nation and his strategy defeat kamala harris, a donald trump town hall moderated by sean hannity, only on fox news channel. >> and unfortunately, that's all the time we have left this evening. as always. thank you for being with us. thank you for making the show possible. please set your dvr so you never, ever, ever, ever miss an episode of hannity. hope you had a great labor day weekend. and i hope you and your family have a great
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. happy labor day, everyone. >> kat timpf greg and the rest of the gang are all off today, so i. >> i would check in to see how you're doing. that good, huh? that's great. i'm so happy to hear that. anyway, we had some fantastic shows this summer with some really great guests and it's always tough to pick some of the best segments, but let's try it anyway. >> enjoy. according to a report, president biden is angry at nancy pelosi for ushering him out the door, but he understands why she didn't do it face to face since hers was out for repairs. cheap shot in under five weeks. >> judge marchan will sentence donald trump and the presidential nominee could go to jail. on the bright side, if trump wears an orange jumpsuit, he'll look naked.
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. >> it's not like he watches. all right. you know what democrats the most besides student loan payments and me. it's when you see exactly what they're doing, which is usually something that involves lube and an american taxpayers. who am i kidding? there's no lube. >> every day in the mainstream media, there's a headline that goes, republicans pounce, republicans seize, or they might switch it up and say, republicans accuse. >> and invariably the thing republicans are pouncing or seizing on is something that the dems are actually doing. case in point, the new york times has a glowing piece this week titled immigrants are becoming u.s. citizens at the fastest clip in years. the lead adding new citizens say they're looking forward to voting in november.
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yet don't say the whole piece brags about how many immigrants they're pumping through the system and how many of them are going to vote. >> that's in addition to all the illegals they're letting in every single day. of course, that's how democratic controlled states have gained congressional seats as trump tried to end this by forcing the census to ban all non-citizens from apportionment. >> but one of biden's first acts was to reverse this policy while opening the border to millions of illegals. the goal to increase how many electoral votes have in elections, because those votes are based on the number of residents as determined by the census. >> so by including illegals, a state can gain extra votes in congress. >> so it's no wonder the same libs who freak out over gentrification want open borders. >> god forbid an urban neighborhood gets a whole, but of ms. 13 sets up shop on the corner. >> that's just more votes. but back to the times piece where expert notes the surge in naturalization efficiency
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potentially reshaping the electorate months before pivotal election. >> every citizenship application could a vote that decides senate seats or even the presidency for the dems. >> of course, since new citizens overwhelmingly tend to be democrat instead of republican. and i get it. >> why not vote for the people who keep promising you free stuff? >> and after another election or two, when these new citizens realize democrats? >> there's already a new wave of naive coming in. >> the dems can't win if everybody knows, so they got to keep pumping in new rubes to exploit. they're playing chess where the republicans are playing with themselves selves. >> but when we shout see as the dems do the thing they're outright bragging about, they call you a bigot for noticing this replacement theory. they don't call it replacing. they call it reshaping. the dems. do a lot. it's never their fault for cheating. it's your fault for noticing.
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>> jess, yesterday, politico had this headline trump moves to tie harris to biden on the economy. they a team. see, we're supposed to forget joe and kamala ever met, let alone became the worst combo since toothpaste in orange juice. but how dare you assume they're a team just because they ran as the biden-harris team and kamala, she was team joe up until last month. and joe said, kamala harris, my teammate, i love her. as he bit down on feeding tube and drifted toward purgatory. but that's just trump lite again. if trump looked up and, said the sky is blue, they'd say, not at night, you liar. before the debate, kamala was the dead weight and that joe is the anchor dragging her down. the dems are desperately sawing at that chain. and how about this? back in 2020, dems demanded, joe select a black woman as his running mate. no other demographic would do. >> no white women, no men, not
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even drag queens. >> sorry. liz cheney. so we went with the one who called him a racist for opposing never guessing. some day she'd chuck him under one and now they scream. when we point out that kamala was a d-i hire. >> see, the dems demand over everything else. >> but then it's your fault for noticing. >> and finally, how about when a male prisoner who talks his way into a women's prison where he goes around everybody ? is it his fault, her fault them? they these and those fault? >> no, it's yours for noticing . see, the dems embrace policies that once exposed make them look bad so they call you racist. fact is, if they could pass a law that would throw you in jail every time you notice they do it tomorrow. let's welcome tonight's guests . she once interned as a music box ballerina at goes to the
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five in america's newsroom. gave up her radio. women throw their at him because they want him to wear a . comedian ramsey, he's had more ups and downs in oprah's weight. comedian dave landa, she's got a book and a baby on the way. and for ten bucks, she'll sign both "new york times" best selling author about his kitchen etiquette. dana, good to see you, as always. >> i mean, i have it's been hours. it's been hours. is it interesting and clever that it's called reshaping instead of replacing? >> oh, yes. that was some good spin. i would i buy gold medal for that if if you're the spin olympics as the white house press secretary coming up with that. but the thing is not even coming from the government. that's coming from the media. yeah, they came up with that.
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i was thinking about like if i wanted to reshape something, i would buy spanx. >> yes. >> right. if i wanted to replace something, i would get a job. but i'm not going to do either of those things. instead, i will just be myself . and that's all you get. i mean, that's all it is. one other thing, though, i do think that in some ways, people thinking about this in the wrong way. and that may sit for people who are worried that this means that all of us, all of a sudden, all the guys from venezuela have come across the border and now they're citizens and now they're voting for the democrats. it's actually not. what's happening? you're married to an immigrant. i'm to an immigrant. we went through the proper way. and the same immigrant. a lot of people tell me that we're in a we're in a multiple spouse marriage. it's really unusual. i mean, it's worked out very well and it certainly has
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actually. peter, such a great cook, i think. i think, frankly, bueno latina can really do the dishes. how sexist. as i would say. yeah. but here's the thing. in the last three years, the biden-harris administration has done a terrible at the border. who is the most mad about that? immigrants. right. and so the people that are getting the citizenship now, the ones who have been in the pipeline for years waiting for this opportunity. and if you look at the numbers before that, biden dropout, trump was doing better with hispanics in particular and also with black americans. >> in the latest fox poll, trump still has the black americans who had drifted towards him. they have not gone to the democrats even after harris has come on board. so i don't think that this means all of a sudden that the immigrants that are good at becoming citizens of a sudden will be voting democrat this time around. the republicans have a chance. >> hmm. well done. well, joe, you look. thank you.
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great guy. just appropriately for being a talk show host and just show up in a t-shirt. >> you know, i like the dress shirt and jacket combo. >> you look kind of like mark cuban. i want to get to my i'm going to start with my talking points . >> what really bothers me about all of this is that if you think about it, the media has given a bad connotation to the word pounce. >> yes, pouncing is a good thing in my world. you know, it's a basketball game. you see joe pounce on that rebound or joe pounce on those free donuts. >> oh, man. julie banderas a single time for me to pounce like i understand why the media isn't pouncing on of the horrible outcomes of the policies from biden.
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harris if you think about it, they're the ones you should be pouncing. instead, they just propagate these fake or nuance statistics like unemployment goes down. what goes down when people quit and they give up looking for work? they quit, they give up. and quitting makes the statistics look good. quitting shouldn't make you look good. and except when i quit pouncing on all those donuts. >> i apologize for making that reference, but we're leaving it in. david you know what's interesting, dave? i called you, david. >> either way. okay. yes, i go with dave, but yes. >> you know, it's amazing if somebody calls me out for whatever i believe in, like as a conservative, i'm like, okay. >> but when you do it with the left, they always say, no, i don't believe that. they always run screaming from the things they believe in or they try redefine it, or they call you a name for pointing it out. >> oh, yeah, absolutely.
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well, i mean, yeah, if you're talking about this too, especially with the reshaping. >> yes. it's very interesting. it's like looting a store like. like looting a duane reade on 14th street and calling shopping. >> yes. and like, this is it's amazing to me because this is kind of like the other countries are sending us their worst and they've admitted it. this is like your new neighbor coming to your house to let you know he's on a offender registry and your response is just, oh, cool, you want to babysit? >> yeah. >> so now they're all just here to vote. and we have to pretend that they're not stealing because they've just if you bring it up to anybody on that side. yeah, they get furious with you. they're like, it's not stolen. you're like, they just admitted it, though. they just admitted they brought in a bunch of people and gave them jobs and social security numbers and. no, no, i don't see it. you're like, yeah, they call it reshaping. yes it's reshaping. >> it because dana makes a great point. by the way, immigrants are generally way more conservative than democrats give them credit for in their made way more racist.
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>> yeah. yeah, that's by far it's jarring. >> but yeah they're also racist against immigrants is their own people. yeah, it's insane. yeah, exactly. you can have a cab driver that just rips another driver based on race. and like, what do what do you got against them. oh, yeah. he's throwing stuff you've never even heard. you're like, oh, i didn't even know there was a stereotype of guatemala. >> yeah, i learn new stuff every day. yes, exactly. >> kat, what? what say you. there's an open ended question. yeah. yes. so i'm not a democrat. >> no, you're not. so what i. what i'm about to say is not part of my plan. >> have a bunch of voters for the team that i'm not on. yeah, i of my view on immigration is very simple is always that anybody who's nonviolent who wants to come contribute to our economy should be welcome to do so. mm-hmm. i take they contribute to our economy part. seriously, though. yeah. any problems i have with this aren't about the immigrants themselves, but about the free stuff when you're giving them
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the incentives to come, why would they not come and have the hotel room and the money? everything else? when it comes how they are, you know, what they believe ideologically or how they might vote. i'm all for a free marketplace of ideas. so if you have this, you know, one side arguing this thing, throw your own ideas out there, you know, i'm all about free markets, free but not free stuff. >> that is a great point because if you want immigrants to come for opportunity, not for free stuff. and i think that most immigrants want opportunity. but what we're seeing is just the free stuff. >> and then you can't really blame them if they come here if they're getting phones in hotel rooms at nice hotels you can't even afford cat. >> well, whose fault is that? knock it off. mark cuban's weird brother. >> you're like, you know what you are?
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one of the most amazing stories you're ever going hear about trump. >> watch this. i'm gonna give you my favorite trump my my favorite president trump story. it's my number one favorite of all time. when we were negotiating with the taliban, when president trump was still the president president, trump wanted to get out of afghanistan, but he wanted a conditions based withdrawal, meaning that you do what we tell you to do and then we will start pulling troops back slowly as long as you abide by our rules. it's president trump and mike pompeo, and they are talking to taliban leadership in the room. and they had one translator in the room. president trump looked at the taliban leader and said this i want to leave afghanistan, but it's going to be a conditions based withdrawal and translator translated and he said, if you harm a hair ,a single american, i'm going to kill you. >> and translator goes, a truck goes. so that's what i said.
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reached in his pocket, pulled out a satellite photo of the leader of the taliban's home and handed it to shut up, got up and, walked out the room, shut up now, whatever you think of trump, he knew how to motivate people, right? >> well, joe's most potent weapon is threatening to sit near you. >> after downing a plate of prunes. >> tiaras. how can you not? >> when you hear that story, how can you not like it? >> it gives me. this is for kennedy. it gives me tingles in my man hearing r.i.p kennedy. i was kidding. oh, there is a can. yeah, listen, it just goes back to the same thing. this is. it comes down to again. what is your choice? trump comes in, he does it. here's the here's the gangster part. here's the part that this every man needs to have one of these
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in his life. when you put down the ultimatum and you know, you don't have to wait for an answer. mm-hmm. you like here it is. and walk out. the guy at the table is going, and his advisors, like, are you telling me, is your house not mine? >> or. or i wonder if you could help me out with something? >> i found this picture in my pocket. is this my home that i'm going to go with the other one? >> yeah, just me. it does. yeah. you know, i had one of those moments. >> i remember i was at some appliance store, a cat and i said, i don't like that type of handle. do you have something maybe in beige blue his mind blue. >> i actually don't believe you were that assertive. and why would i be in an apartment? i thought that's a half veteran . >> that must warm your heart to see somebody who actually gives up flying about saving
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lives. >> i mean. well, the what the biden administration did here, it just makes me so angry because admittedly, they wanted to get out the day they did for the symbolic victory and the, you know, to hit the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks. >> and they admitted that things were rushed because of that. so basically and i basically literally actually, people died for a symbolic victory, a selfish political reason that is just so gross that i can't think about it without wanting to throw up. >> we don't want you to do that. no, not here not here. not here. but later on, our live chat. yeah, we got to pay to see that. exactly. mackie, you're considered one of the foremost experts in masculine city. we're on the spectrum of, you know, one being, say, i don't know. jamie lists how to ten being joe mackie. where does that that amazing anecdote fall?
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>> that's an 8.5 that's in your john totoro range right here. greg trump was great dealing with foreign adversaries in his first term. the problem was he dealt with domestic adversaries in his first term by putting them in his cabinet. >> yes. and the good thing about trump is that when they messed up. he fired them. mm-hmm. joe biden didn't anyone. and when they the disaster of the collapse, afghanistan happened instead of apologizing and firing, they saw that as an evacuation. and the problem was it wasn't supposed to be an evacuation. >> that's like saying the titanic was a success because they made a movie about it, like, oh, you guys are going to go down. >> all right in history.
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>> jamie, during your divorce did your wife show up with a picture of your house and then just hand it to you and go, i'm taking that. >> she goes, i'm taking that and that that's not you. >> yeah. did you by the way, this is a little frustrating for me. like trump does this whole picture thing. he's a hero. i do it. once on a first date. i'm a creep. and she goes, i got to get home. and i know. >> go. i know. feed your dog. >> there is a similar story to get biden care. there's like a similar story where he's negotiating with the taliban and he takes a card of his pocket, he gives it to it, and the card says, could you please write down who you are, what we're doing here and give it back to me? now, i think while we had this conversation, just figured out why it went so bad. mm-hmm. they weren't going to let him
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his plan work, so they did their plan b, which was get one. get out. yeah, because they he laid it. he laid out for them to play it out. yeah. that taliban guy wasn't like, well, trump's out. we don't have to worry about that anymore. he was like, no, no, do it this way. and there's like, no can do it your way. just undo trump. yeah. to that point. well, on that note, conspiracy nuts dream that joe was hit by an energy being here. >> my surprised this was all over then story out. of course, writers who knew they could be connected for me because centex works on both coasts, centex helps real people find clear skin and in psoriatic arthritis it can mean less joint pain and help stop further joint damage, serious allergic reactions, skin reactions that look like eczema and an increased risk of infections. some have occurred. tell your doctor if you have an infection or symptoms had a vaccine plan to or if ibd symptoms develop or worsen stay slow don't need to fast track or too fast. i know what i'm doing, mom.
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surprise while she allegedly pretended to be this man's. >> how would you rule your if you are a stripper club aficionado? you like just go there and hang out at the bar? >> yeah. you know, i up there, i like a lot of people. you know, they think strip clubs are demanding to women. but i disagree. i think they're empowering. hmm. you know, the one i go to, they have a they have a big sign out front that says live. >> and i think that's nice. you know, i'm like, inspirational. yeah. yes. but, you know, i used to go out every now and then, and, you know, this guy, i think he's a mistake. i think if i were that judge, i would love to be the defense attorney. >> this just like your honor. she's a stripper. case closed.
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i his stripper, your honor. that'd be great. if they had to enter into evidence. one of her lap dances like the judge would like to see her perform, to see. >> all right, kat, you are a relationship expert. >> do you think the guy has a case? how do you define exclusivity. >> if you're a lap dancer, you're sharing your lap with other men. >> oh, i love how he described it as a, quote, extensive fraudulent scheme, because i you know, that describes like every relationship i had in my twenties and none of them were with strippers, though. >> yeah. and i but i would have i think would have been actually healthier if they were because yeah that that's like a little more upfront like you don't need to ask like how was your day at work? like you kind of got an idea. yeah, that's how we met you know people know that's how he met the strip. >> exactly. it's not like he's. you've been to her work. exactly.
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>> i wonder if you ever take your daughter to work day at a strip club. they call it recruitment. >> todd, i bet you could name three strip clubs off the top of your head. >> i'm to be quiet in commercial breaks from now on. and three strip clubs i'd refuse. >> i'm not going. >> sapphire. spearmint rhino. stiletto. yes. yeah. don't clap for that. >> have you ever been hoodwinked by a stripper? ever been let on when they said ,you smell nice? wait, that's not true. when they tell you you're different from the. i am different. so what i love about this. can i put my legal hat on for your lawyer? i would go, so what this gentleman is saying is he gave money to a young lady that he thought was interested in him and now he wants the money back. >> isn't called dating. >> like, what am i missing here
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and in the weirdest of weird scenarios where judge lets this go past the summary judgment stage, which means this case actually goes on and in some way like the guy wins. >> what happens to the sugar daddy industry? this is literally the foundation of the sugar daddy industry. >> so true. because those sugar girls, based upon my intensive on the fox news computers today, which was a questionable the defense basically says like, oh, these sugar girls have a lot of daddies. >> they're not exclusive and they're making a lot of money off of them. >> i'm going to get fired because of that search. no, no, no. h.r. is really good with that. tig and i, you know, i'm doing the math here. guy spent $3 million on this check on lap dances. his groin must be sanded down to a nub. his , as you refer to it.
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>> plural. do you know what he did? you. do you know any strippers like female strippers? >> that is just. oh, i did want to get personal, but, i mean, like. well, since i'm past the half century mark, they're no longer stripping. >> yeah, that. >> why did you ask me that? i, i figure you like me, you know? you know, people on the street you slum around you. >> i know, i know. yeah. i'm of the people. they are rich people. but go ahead. they're like all professional women or those were their past professions. since you didn't ask me, begins. that's my favorite. it's in. it's in daytona beach. >> i read the entire court filing on this. she was his girlfriend for a decade. yeah. and she's actually not young. she's now in her. she's well past her mid-forties. >> she's not she met her when was in her mid-thirties. >> she got $3 million in cash
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and a home that is at a busy intersection in a not great part of town for $720,000. and he's suing for $35 million in punitive damages. his biggest problem is he doesn't friends to tell him don't go to the strip club to meet your girlfriend and then don't publicly sue her for $35 million when you find out that she's cheating on your stupid at. well i think we i think we learned a point by the way it worked out to be $350,000 a year. that is a bargain. >> yeah. all right. mm-hmm. well, coming up, read scientists. >> try to design a bot that speaks canine. >> this is an election year unlike any other. that's why you, america's
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question what are all the things? cat, cat, what are all the things cats do? >> you know? see, everyone's making fun of this, but i feel like it wasn't that bad. >> it's plain. no. okay. comparatively to the stuff we've been hearing from teachers unions over the past couple of years, at least she was saying that they should work. >> yeah. why? what's the rule do you like. >> do you guys not remember that for two years teachers were like, it's not safe for us to work? yes. and actually, the thing about schools is no, they were like they mentioned students as being thing. >> they were kids. i mean, on the list of issues with teachers unions. >> i mean, this was comparatively great to say. none of. >> yeah. none of the things that jeff, you know, you claim to be a performer. yeah true. yes.
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good ever. >> yeah. yeah. and that's a now cliche now become like a play do that here too though. no not yeah you never charles i see. >> never mentioned education or children so nondescript i thought that's what they're supposed. >> yeah. and the fact that our kids are freefalling. yeah. the rest of the world in terms of education i mean if they're going to do something, do your job, your real job. yeah. forget about being in politics, forget about all the fear mongering b.s. we're tired of that stuff. because what i'm really afraid of are the kids have to go to her schools and graduate unprepared for a world. >> what amazing opportunities we're living in the most amazing time. >> an era of human history that by way, a lot of it, most of it nurtured in this country, that a large swath of our children will not participate in. yeah, it's crazy. we're creating own enemies and we call it equity
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and social justice. >> it does. well, they they make that up to make up for the fact that so faith and little black johnny in kindergarten that you gave him the watered down test. so by the time he graduated 12th grade, he couldn't even read at seventh grade level. but you offered him of the bill will force you on some companies will give you free housing. we give you free food. luckily, more and more black people are rejecting that. they're saying, no, i want the american dream. parents saying, give my kid the most rigorous education you have. this woman, i hope, is a dinosaur on her way out and last word to you, more. >> you have children, correct? i have a daughter. yes. yes. you her to school or do you hope she's in preschool? yeah, absolutely. a preschool. she's three and a half. >> oh, wow. pretty slow child then, huh? yeah. >> did you speak two languages yet? yes. she's in a hebrew immersion school. >> oh, see you there. i was being a jokester. i have no idea what that means. >> what do you think of this? i think that was some weird
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high school students. >> wow. give me that job right. and they based attractiveness on a high school yearbook. photos. based on what you looked like in high school, are you concerned your longevity? >> well, i wasn't doing a lot of anything in high school, so that would affect health. you know, i'm saying, like, i don't think my looks were associated. there's a picture of me right there. i look pretty and not not getting a lot of action, but i ,i will say as an attractive adult, i feel like we do die actually sooner from that extra we're having bad on the heart. you know, andrew, you're you're what's considered chef hot eating. you know, i'm not chefs. >> you're good looking. yeah, but in the outside world. yeah. you just invented that. i did? >> yeah. yeah, yeah. but this is. this story is actually horrible news. you're on the cover. >> the land o'lakes butter.
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