any bitterness in you knowing he could have made it? >> neil, you haven't seen bitterness in 22 years. you are not going to see that 23. you are not going to see it at 100. i know it is tough. i take it personally, we bring our daughters to new york city on the anniversary so they are not afraid of planes or big buildings. otherwise the terrorist wins and that is not going to happen in our family. >> neil: always good seeing you, my friend, great memories. i feel like you are -- not just because you are italian. very good seeing you. >> [laughs] >> neil: we need that. >> my mom says hello. >> neil: back at her. ♪ ♪ >> dana: hello, everyone. i'm dana perino along with

judge jeanine jr., harold ford jr., jesse watters, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ well, apparently, greg, it was a showdown for the ages. donald trump met kamala harris, squaring off for their first debate, the night starting out with a handshake that quickly darted a makers. >> she doesn't have a plan, she copied biden's plan and it is like for sentences, like run spot run p or g is going to my philosophy. i was going to send her a maga hat. >> in the course of his rallies he talks about fictional characters like hannibal lector. he will talk about windmills cause cancer. and what you will also notice is people start leaving his rallies early out of exhaustion and boredom. >> i'm talking now. if you don't mind. please. does that sound familiar? >> donald trump was fired by 81 million people. what you think is a friendship with what is known to be a

dictator, who would eat you for lunch. >> quiet, please. she is going to do all of these wonderful things. why hasn't she done it? she has been there for three and a half years. >> dana: but the big controversy of the night wasn't the candidates. abc moderators david mure and linsey davis getting called out after aggressively fact-checking trump five times but zero times for harris. >> there is no state in this country where it is legal to kill a baby after it is born. >> present from come as you know the fbi says overall violent crime is atchley coming down in this country come i did watch all of these people know like pieces of video, i didn't detect the sarcasm, the question was about u.s. president, not former speaker pelosi. >> dana: and here are the questionable harris statements they let go. >> the detailed and dangerous plan called project 2025 that the former president intends on implementing. what did the president then at the time say? there were find people on each side. donald trump, the candidate, has said in this election there will be a bloodbath.

if this and the outcome of this election is not to his liking. >> dana: meanwhile the harris campaign wants a second debate. donald trump said he is mulling it over. >> well, you know, when you don't win, it's like a fighter. when a fighter gets knocked out or loses the fight, the first thing he says is we want a rematch. so we won the debate according to every poll, every single poll. are we going to do a rematch? i just don't know. but we will think about it. >> dana: greg, there have been big electoral shifts, seismic things happening in this campaign. joe biden's debate, trump assassination attempt on his life, joe biden dropping outcome and the race basically remains tied, and it probably will be after this debate, as well, but what did you think about last night? speeder i don't know who won but i know who lost, it was the american people. if you complain about the refs, you are losing. with the refs are corrupt, you've got to complain, because everybody lost.

i actually got dumber watching it. i felt like my brain was being waterboarded by the sheer nonsense of these idiot moderators, but we were so sidetracked by the mechanics of the debate, the muted mics, that we forgot about them. i honestly don't know how anyone could decide who won the debate. that is like trying to guess the price of a painting that you suspect is a forgery. you can't objectively decide a winner in a sham competition. this is truly the first dei debate, where one candidate was subjected to a high standard, and the other was held to no standards at all. they removed the essence of fairness to achieve that outcome that could not be scored. you cannot score that. that is why you can't say who won or who lost. a liberal should be ashamed that your candidate needed the odds to be stocked so heavily in their favor. you know, for many americans,

harris entered as a mystery and exited as a mystery, and that was the goal, to keep her under wraps, so anyone who attributes that to kamala's skill is an 88. congratulating kamala for the debate is stolen valor. you should be congratulating david muir and linsey davis who did the heavy lifting, and calling that a debate is disinformation. that's like me going into a bar with tyrus and inciting a brawl and then later taking credit for all the broken jaws. you know, it's -- it's just -- by the way, oh, how do you know that it is a sham? kamala confidently and casually unloaded all the hoaxes. the "fine people" hoax peered the bloodbath. project 2025, the abortion ban. these things have all been debunked. would she have done that knowing there would be consequences? she did that knowing there would be no consequences, no

follow-ups at all. this was actually a betrayal of knowledge, knowledge being the act of solving a problem. we had agreed to what the problem was. who is kamala? the debate deliberately chose the opposite path. instead of the opportunity to gain a knowledge, they chose to cover it up and betray the public. i went by the stupid assumption that may be they would ask kamala some real questions and follow-ups. i was tricked. i'm like the person who foolishly assumes a partner who cheated on him would not cheat again, but the media always cheats again, and we have to remind ourselves, they have their interests before your interests. >> dana: i was talking to a friend today who reminded me of the phrase, fred astaire, ginger rogers had to do everything backwards and in heels, that's republicans. >> greg: exactly. don't i know it. [laughter] >> dana: wearing those heels -- >> greg: and backwards, i'm telling you.

>> dana: i'm telling you. harold ford jr. do you disagree? >> harold: yeah, i have a slightly different opinion. i think a couple of things bidgood to be back around the table to everybody, first off. what i saw last night was to candidates each had to do -- president trump had to do one big thing. he had to stay disciplined on the issues. and i think he had a number of things to talk about, from border security to tariffs. i thought one of his more effective moments -- because it was uneven performance. i think it was an uneven performance skewing towards not a good performance on his part. vice president harris talked about tariffs. and then he said to her, you kept my tariffs. and he didn't come back to hate. it amazes me the lack of preparation on his part. i thought when joe biden, his team was unorganized and unprepared. donald trump struck me that way, too. i was on with harris faulkner yesterday on bret's show in one of the things she will look for the very beginning of the debate was who took the high road. i thought when she shook his

hand, and said her name, i thought those of us who follow this closely, it was something we watch, but i think the american people like that decorum that it was a good thing for her to do. he just missed opportunities. it's a most like if you go, you play the kansas city chiefs, and you complain at the end of the game. they had patrick mahomes, of course they had patrick mahomes, you have to build a defense around him peered. >> greg: you have the refs. >> harold: i tell my kids, when you are complaining about the refs in a game -- >> greg: you are losing, i said that peered. >> harold: you are letting your team down. if everybody believes come in jesse and i talked about this last night, there is a belief and some truth to it that president trump has to go up against the media in ways that certain candidates for president have never had to do pure knowing that, you prepare for that. and he seems to be just skillfully unprepared pure he took every bait, every pump fake, it was like a great basketball player getting a foul trouble the first 8 minutes of the game because they keep committing stupid fouls.

he did that a lot and he makes the point that he doesn't -- you want a second debate, that means you are losing pure look, this race is supertight. 24 years in a row you have supertight presidential races. nothing anything moved but the question is how many new voters might have been invited to vote? she achieved one goal. she conveyed seriousness and calmness pure chi don't talk about any issues. she didn't talk about the switching of positions on issues. hopefully at some point the country deserves to hear, i agree with you on that point, greg. the country deserves to hear why she moved on border security, how she has moved on the economy, and where she differs with president biden. hopefully we get a second debate. >> dana: herald, that was a lot of sports metaphors in one answer peered i was really impressed with the pump fake. judge, the biggest issue for the americans as the economy, and in some assessments, the issue he did best on, and that was one of the first questions, so if people only watch those first 2d away with that.

>> judge jeanine: yeah, she was actually asked him if i recall correctly, the first question, are we better off now than we were? and she started all of this aspirational, inspirational, ambitions and this and that. she didn't answer any questions. i came away from this saying to myself, 30% of americans don't know where kamala harris stands for, and they still don't know what she stands for. but what i came away with, and i agree with greg, the voters lost last night. the voters lost for several reasons. this segment is about the legacy media. to me, abc didn't care about the truth. they were pushing libelous questions. the questions were like a push poll, like you call someone up allegedly trying to find out what people are thinking. isn't it true that the rooster killed the duck or whatever. the person i'm of course, it is true. they would actually go to charlottesville and ask that question, as though that hasn't already been debunked. and she never had to answer

anything. and the major networks sanctioned these lies as if they were true. and that is how the major, the network and the legacy media put the final nail in the coffin. donald trump told us about fake news. last night was the end of the legacy media. and if i were ever to do a debate again, i would not do it on the legacy media. we were full by cnn. cnn just kind of sat there. but you know why? you know why it was level with cnn? because cnn was complicit with the dems. they want to joe biden out, so it was a fair debate. this was, we got to take kamala's side appeared we've got to make like january 6th, every time she lied, they would not fact-check her. she says 140 police officers were injured and some died on january 6th p or what police officer died on january 6th? ashli babbitt died on january 6th. and then they go on and on and

on. third term abortion. she wouldn't answer the question. they didn't push for an answer. and i got to say one more thing. who the hell do they think they are fact-checking? when david mirror says, well, i didn't get that, what was it, the impression on the whisker, won by a whisker, what was that term he used? i didn't interpret it that way. we're not asking you for your interpretation of what donald trump said. and finally, abc news claimed that trump was wrong when trump said crime is going up. they said no, crime is going down. they are wrong. they lied. and i will tell you why. because the fbi has made it clear that 30% of the police departments including new york city and los angeles did not respond to their request about crime. i have the stat right here. so they pushed lies, defamed the president to push kamala who

answered no question and was the queen of theatrics. >> dana: go jesse go. >> jesse: run spot run. >> dana: my favorite line of the night. the first laugh p or might have been the only laugh. >> jesse: of dual come i said abdul, if there is a problem. >> jesse: trump wasn't perfect but kamala didn't take advantage of it, trump was emotional and undisciplined, but still delivered powerful messages on the core issues that voters care about. kamala harris was very well-prepared. she was very composed. but at the end of the day, the voters had no idea what her policies are. so her whole strategy was to distract by mocking donald trump so she didn't have to talk about her record or her policies. she wasted a huge moment, to be able to tell 67 million people what she stands for. all she did was say don't vote

for trump instead of vote for me. the media loved it because they like watching trump get teased but if you are an undecided voter, how did kamala harris explain what she is going to do to help you get a house or help you secure the border? she didn't do it. trump missed a huge opportunity to define her. he said it a few times but could have been a lot more precise and beat that drum harder. he did tire to biden, my favorite line, what are you talking about? wake joe biden up and get him to close the border, that's all he needed to do. the signature moments that you see on the internet after this, she didn't have any. she didn't have any. trump had them all. that is what is going to reverberate pure chi whiffed at the first question. and temperamentally, i found her evasive, i found her unlikable. preachy. and instinctually i don't know how that's going to play with men because men are predominantly the undecided

voters. >> dana: what i loved about today was they all got together at 9/11. only in america can you have a big knock-down, drag-out fight the night before and then get together and do the remembrance and honoring those victims today. america does that best appeared all right, much more to come on the debate including how the media is gushing over kamala harris despite her dodging some questions left and right about her rhetoric. ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ >> judge jeanine: the sidestep are in chief was busy last night appeared kamala harris dodging like crazy on her radical

record, spewing out canned rehearsed lines and polished talking points. and of course, the liberal media was lapping it up. watch this. >> she whipped him. she baited him and then she's spanked him. >> streit in this debate because he can't control his mind. >> kamala harris was superb, she was elegant, she was classy. >> she was relentless in her prosecution of donald trump. >> i've never seen a starker contrast and presentation from any two candidates. >> that was almost like elder abuse. >> clearly vice president harris kicked some butt. >> kamala harris. >> judge jeanine: okay, jesse, i'll start with you. it's interesting. reuters comes out and six out of the ten they say are still going

trump's way. 3 out of 10 of the undecideds are going her way. so if it was so great, if he woke her, why are the numbers still in kamala's favor? >> jesse: we are saying harold is wrong, and i would agree that harold is wrong again. we get paid to analyze this and see this as a performance pure we see this like a performance like we are performing now like on cable, trying to win arguments and land shots, concisely, with a little flair. yes, she had trump on the defensive a lot of the time. yes, trump snapped a couple of times. but that is not what the regular voter cares about. that is what msnbc cares about. that is what kamala's handlers might care about because when he is snapping and freaking out about crowd size, she doesn't have to talk about taking away people's guns or banning fracking. everybody knows at the end of this debate what donald trump stands for. even people who don't follow politics, they know he stands for cutting taxes, regulations, securing the border, and

bringing peace. no one knows still after a convention, a cnn interview, and this 90-minute debate, with 67 million people watching, what she stands for. restaurant owner friend of mine says the customer always remembers dessert. the last thing you eat. and last night he closed with his probably strongest argument, you've been there three and half years, making a lot of promises, why haven't you done it already? that is what people will remember if they stayed up until 10:45. >> judge jeanine: which isn't so late, jesse. >> jesse: may be just for me. >> judge jeanine: dana, for the past three and half years we have talked about her word salads and the people who have left her office, the resets. we have talked about did we lower the bar so that when she came across as our ticket come everybody is like, she should run to be president. >> dana: the ne debate on this show jesse said wait, you guys, we are lowering the bar too much, she is going to do great and i remember you said she will be prepared.

i do think five days in a hotel room without a kitchen to use your spices is a long time to be prepping for a debate but look, it worked for her. and she talked to 67 million people last night. they might not go in her favor. they might not decide to vote for her. but she didn't collapse. and that is what the worry was for the democrats, right? they were holding their breath going oh, my gosh, is this a bad idea? they have not let her do any other media interviews, she has not done anything. she get through the debate without a collapse. she was a competitor and lips to fight another day. here's the other thing. they have a major cash advantage p or harold probably has more insight into this but i bet they raised a lot of money today, soe media have lowered the bar and her team has smartly lowered the bar and trump is out there doing a ton of interviews. he did miss opportunities. i want tntion one other thing, though. the reason that kamala harris keeps bringing up project 25 is because it is working in her

favor. i know that trump has disavowed it come i know he has distanced himself from it p or i think they have to do something more because in that "new york times" poll from last weekend which war harris, one nugget in there was good for them and it was that issue because something like 70% of voters have heard about it, that was kind of shocking. or they had heard about that and they had a negative view of it. that is why they keep bringing it up even though nobody can ashley tell you what's in it. >> judge jeanine: what's interesting harold about 2025 is trump set i wasn't i a part of it come i haven't even read the thing come i want nothing to do with it, he tried to distance himself. answer the question and explain, she doesn't answer anything and gets the benefit of the doubt. >> harold: you are likely more right than wrong but hear me o out. republicans have criticized tim walz for some of his positions over the years and he gets fair game because he's on the vp ticket. project wendy 25, j.d. j.d. vance wrote the forward for

so when democrats play that out although president trump has not endorsed it, it is fair to attack governor walz and attack vice president harris, then why isn't it fair to suggest that j.d. vance and donald trump -- let's stick on that one for a moment. if you listen to us around the table, listen to some in the media over the last few months, describe kamala harris, and he watched the debate last night, it was a very different person to how people have described her. she came across, whether you like her policies, and i think we need more information on that, jesse, i would agree with you, but she came across, and presidential last night. you might not like what she wants to do but this idea she is dumb and stupid, i have heard president trump use the word stupid sometimes, she did not appear that way and i never thought she was that but if you are watching the debate and watching her for the first time, she didn't appear that way. i think as we think about this over the next several days i think the polling in seven key states -- i would at north carolina to that now -- we will get a chance to see if there is any movement. i don't think there will be a lot of movement but most people

get a little bounce out of the polls if they perform well. both sides have said they won. i happen to think vice president harris won the debate. finally, i don't know what either of them frankly would do, jesse come on a lot of things. i know what president trump did. but they both -- she appeared calm and didn't have to answer as many questions as i wanted her to answer on substance. and he just -- he got, literally, baited into every bad decision one can make in a debate. finally, if you believe, and some people do come i have read social media and some around the table, the debate was designed to help her, this is a debate. if you believe the questionnaires are not asking the right question, and the person in that room, you have a responsibility and it is on you to raise those issues. and he didn't do that. so if i'm him, i'm absolutely going to ask for a second debate to be able to do some of the things that you guys are brilliant late talking around the table. i think you have to honestly say

he didn't do. >> judge jeanine: so greg, are you supposed to, as the person debating, call out the moderators and then correct them and then try to get your own information out when they are pushing all this crazy stuff? >> greg: yeah, the idea that trump should have controlled himself better, how do you control anything in a choreographed mugging? the goal here, and everybody is talking about his temperament, the whole goal, the direction of this debate, was about trump's temperament, it was orchestrated as an ambush to create the desired anger. it's like saying look how wet the witch got as you don't curtain water. they target him from all sides, and they baited him, and at a certain point, 20 minutes before finally had enough. this was all about triage. kamala needed help. she needed reconstructive surgery. but it was done on trump to make him look ugly and make her look better.

you know, i did not see her in the debate. i saw the moderators, the structure, the choreography, the set up. yeah, she was calm. you would be calm too if you were in a self-driving car because she certainly wasn't driving that car, other people were doing it for you and to be happy that she won, that's like saying my kid, he plays soccer but he is exempt from the rules. he scored four gold, yeah, but he's allowed to use his hands pure you have a pathetic child. >> jesse: greg, it's like harold ford jr., he gets ganged up on every show. >> harold: do i complain? >> jesse: he has composed and calm and sometimes people think trump should be that way because he knows what's happening at 5:00 every single time. it's an ambush. >> harold: it's 4:01. >> judge jeanine: we all love you, harold. up next, the border czar couldn't hide from this one. donald trump shelves the migrant crime disaster ri right in kamala harris' face. ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ >> greg: the debate moderators every time it was kamala's turn. it donald trump on the disaster she made at the border. >> why are we allowing millions of people at the border? many millions of criminals. they allowed terrorists. they allowed common street criminals. they allowed people to come in, drug dealers to come into our country. >> i am the only person on the stage was prosecuted transnational criminal organizations for the trafficking of guns, drugs, and human beings. he would prefer to run on a problem instead of fixing a problem. >> greg: so judge, she always brings up all of these prosecutions.

is that for real? >> judge jeanine: no, actually, the cops on the last one we saw said the only thing she did was show up in the green room for the press conference, so cops did all of the prosecution. i am so sick and tired of her talking about "i prosecuted transnational gangs and gun crimes and all this other stuff," so did i, so what? bottom line, she is schizo, on the one hand i prosecuted this stuff and on the other hand i want to decriminalize border crossing and give the cartel free access to the border. she hasn't done anything and she wants to talk about what a great prosecutor she is. the country doesn't know what she stands for or who she is. and the bottom line is americans are paying for everything. every immigrant who is coming across the border and she wants to talk about how she is going to prosecute them as opposed to getting the united states attorneys, the attorneys general, dea, atf, go down there and make a difference pure you know what, stop with the woman thing. if you cared anything about

women, than you would care about people like jocelyn nungaray and laken riley and rachel morin and five kids who are going to be raised without their mother. and she is telling every woman in this country that she's a woman, but at the end of the day, women and children are suffering as a result of her border policy. >> greg: harold, why does it matter that they are trans? v2 why didn't he say -- i'm going to come -- why didn't the president say -- >> judge jeanine: i don't know, ask him. you agree with me, then. you agree with me, harold. >> harold: i think it would have been a more effective debate performance had he done those things. it's not -- you know this because you and i are the only people on the stage was bent and political debates before against people. >> greg: i was student court judge in high school. >> harold: i in a debate on someone you have to point out their deficiencies. don't expect the person with a moderator to point them out.

you have to say, you know what, vice president harris, here is what -- >> judge jeanine: in normal debate you would but he is fighting the moderators. >> harold: he is the only person i know -- i hate this, i actually like the president personally -- i have never seen a guy who is as wealthy as he is, has had to break some opportunities and worked as hard as he is, complain more about things that every day people, every day candidates have to go through. i have been in debates where i thought people asking the questions might have been a little unfair but you know i did? i tried to outsmart them. i didn't complain. this is absurd pure he didn't do well last night and he ought to do better the next time. >> greg: jesse? >> jesse: we should all stop saying donald trump should have done this and that. he is donald trump. he does what he does. he is 78. you cannot expect a man to change that much. but what makes them so emotional at these debates and so volatile is also a characteristic that makes him able to withstand getting his home raided, being called a nazi for five years,

being arrested, being put in a cold courtroom, being shot, standing up fight fight fight. yes, you could have a perfect candidate that acts like mitt romney with great hair and discipline and perfect talking points and elocution, but he has not going to be able to withstand the avalanche of attacks, dirty tricks, that donald trump has. >> greg: it's a good point appeared when trump got shot come instead of yelling "fight fight fight" he should have stood up and said "hugs!" >> dana: what's interesting when you bring up that point, a different time, remember that it was harry reid, the senator at the time, who claimed that mitt romney had never paid taxes and then later on is like yeah, i lied about that but who cares. and candy crowley. i think that is what harold is saying, this is a pattern you could have seen, here is another pattern. kamala harris, looking at this, she had a clear formula for her answers. it was like a two step.

she pretended to acknowledge a question. and then suggest come i'm going to answer that. and then she would go on a winding response that ties into her bio so people can get to know her but never actually answered the question, and then the moderators would hit him on something else. >> greg: yes, exactly. >> dana: it was on and on like that p had. >> harold: that's what i do with my answers around here. >> dana: very effective. >> greg: up next, taylor swift, she drops a nuke on kamala's big night. ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ >> jesse: taylor swift stepping all over kamala's debate night. just minutes after harris stepped off the stage to soak up all the liberal media love, swift snagging all the headlines by endorsing kamala in a mega

instagram post to her nearly 300 million followers, almost as many as you, dana. >> dana: yeah, right here. >> jesse: strategically come up or make a munication's perspective, do you think this was wise to roll it out like that? >> dana: i think may be so -- well, who knows. otherwise, kamala harris has finished the debate, and was the first thing people say? oh, my gosh, taylor swift -- taylor swift did because she obviously won, talk about taylor swift, and i think there were partner mike republicans are smart and they would never talk about it again. >> jesse: so i need a new e block in my show tonight. >> dana: after tonight. >> greg: let's be honest, she's a 4. she is like a billionaire. she has her own private jets. of course she's going to vote for kamala. but she always makes it about her. it's like she couldn't let kamala harris may be baskin what is perceived to be, she didn't

collapse. she had to do it for herself. typical 4. >> jesse: jeanine, do you think, she is so fortunate, do you think if she wanted to wait, to see if kamala bombs, maybe this post wouldn't have gone out? >> judge jeanine: yeah, i think it might not have gone out. here is the thing. who cares? okay? i buy music, or i go to a movie, because i like what the actor, his acting, or i like this singer appeared i don't give a damn what you think politically, you are not good to move me one way or another. the other thing about all of this is what makes you think that the way you think should influence other people? you sing for a living. just deal with that. >> jesse: harold ford jr.? >> harold: i would love for taylor swift to endorse, i think i would be great. the real political issue, the judge raises a point, but i would offer a different

perspective. i think the question becomes, you look at her fans, age 18-30, who have not voted before, who have only -- and over the last two or three cycles, how many of them will vote, number one into come where do they live? maybe they live in the six or seven states that are most important get we all know that. i agree with dana, this was probably this was a good thing for it to happen. >> jesse: much more influential, take that to the bank. >> judge jeanine: kid rock, real men. >> greg: she is a 4. >> jesse: ahead, kamala tried to left off trump with a face smile. but did it work? ♪ ♪ we've never spoken. but you've told us many things. that you love stargazing, hate parallel parking, and occasionally, your right foot gets a little heavy. the lexus es didn't begin in a studio — it began with you.

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♪ ♪ >> harold: there is no doubt that vice president harris nailed her debate performance but some folks online throwing shade think she went overboard with some of the facial expressions while president trump was talking. as someone who never makes a facial expression, what were your thoughts and reactions to the ways the vice president

looked at the president? >> judge jeanine: i mean, who does this when there isn't anywhere to put your elbow? she was so rehearsed. she came out of an improv class. everything she said was memorized and rehearsed. okay? she was practiced. every answer she gave, when she was talking, was directly to the public. she wanted the mic on muted and she was the one who violated thf interesting. what she got to do was make faces to hide a comment when she couldn't add any words to what she was thinking. it was so theatrical, it was fake. it was insincere. >> harold: that was pretty doggone good, actually. jesse, what are your thoughts on this? >> jesse: it looks all right appeared i was looking at the split screen and checking out to see what she was doing a few times because it was interesting. the difference is trump's facial expressions, trying to suppress

rage. that's real. people, when they are voting, they want real. and that is the difference. >> harold: dp? >> dana: if i were her eye would have dialed it back from t distracting and some democrats were saying it felt a little too rehearsed, but i think overall, especially if you are listening to it, you wouldn't have noticed. >> harold: exclamation point, you look like you have serious thoughts. >> greg: i bet willie brown is like, i know that look. i believe this is a medical issue. you know when you hold back a sneeze and you fart? by holding in her cackle, it came out of her face. right? she couldn't hold it in so her face was just like -- aaah! she was doing the back flap book author pose. >> jesse: is that what dr. siegel told you? >> dana: i never knew --

>> greg: if you hold back you are sneeze it will come out as flatulence. it has actually been studied in helsinki for a decade. >> jesse: the helsinki institute. >> greg: for the terminally flatulent. >> jesse: jesus. >> harold: i thought she did a wonderful job. >> judge jeanine: of course you did. >> harold: "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ everybody wants super straight, super white teeth. they want that hollywood white smile. new sensodyne clinical white provides 2 shades whiter teeth and 24/7 sensitivity protection. i think it's a great product. it's going to help a lot of patients.

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facility in cologne, germany, as they prepare for a moon landing expedition. talk about out of this world style. >> dana: are the astronauts able to vote absentee? >> greg: such a dana question. >> greg: it's not like hey i'm worried if they are going to die. can they still vote? >> dana: yes i would like to know, harold. >> harold: indiana celebrating accomplishments of wnba superstar caitlin clark by carving her into a maize. a cut out of clark holding a basketball while wearing indiana fever jersey. it also says we heart caitlin clark. she is one of my favorites and daughter's favorite. corn maze tributes is about the biggest honor someone can receive in the midwest. >> dana: i'm surprised charlie who is from iowa and caitlin clark fan didn't have that first. beat her to the punch there, harold. greg, you are next.

>> greg: his omts are always corny. that's for the kids at home. tonight we're back tulsi gabbard, michael loftus, kat timpf, tyrus, 10:00 p.m. let's do this. ♪ yeah oh, baby. fall's coming and do you know who is enjoying the leaves? look at joy behar out there just. [laughter] frolicking in the leaf pile at the outside the studios in new york. look at her. she can't get it enough. sometimes gets a little confused in the leaf pile. she looking for some food. no crap services is over there, joy that's actually a baby must cox i don't know you knew what that is. the point defiance zoo in tacoma, washington. >> judge jeanine: i would like to get one of those. what did you say it is? >> dana: a brazilian dog is

going viral for his foot voluntarily skills. locky has impressed skills athletic sport hybrid of beach volleyball and soccer if you couldn't tell. the 3-year-old pup often partners up in matches owner foot voluntarily coach convenient. can you teach those dogs to do a lot of things. >> judge jeanine: brilliant. number one. >> greg: want to get a brazilian wax? >> dana: organize that for you on your birthday. perino on politics podcast just posted. >> jesse: collin reed needs a tan he needs to get in the sun more. new hampshire not known for much besides just the primary or whatever. it's true. >> harold: or whatever. >> jesse: also known for the mud bowl. the 50th new hampshire mud bowl took place over the weekend as spectators watched amateurs just dirty themselves unjust to get in the end zone. muck it up kind of like the

debate last night really, really dirty. the most fun you will ever see. mud out of your nose for weeks better than cocaine. "jesse watters primetime" melania says secret service is hiding something. judge, don't arrest me that was a joke about cocaine. i'm not holding. >> judge jeanine: is she on tonight? >> jesse: tune in to find out. [laughter] >> dana: just so you know it is birthday eve for you. >> judge jeanine: yes, tomorrow is your birthday, greg. >> dana: we have a special show in store tomorrow. >> greg: i can't wait. i can't wait to see what you got me. >> dana: a brazilian. an appointment for you indeed. i will be on bret baier "special report" panel. >> harold: do animals are great sometimes. >> greg: i forget sometimes. >> dana: special request. that's it for us. have a great night. >> bret: dana, see you in a few minutes. >> dana: see you soon. >> bret: thanks.