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[applause] [applause] >> greg: yes! yes. it appears there is no debate around my sex appeal. happy wednesday, everyone. people are accusing last night's debate moderator of teaming up against trump while letting kamala slide. he was under so much attack you would thank the moderators were working from a slanted roof. it felt like an ambush with kamala and the moderators jumping on trump. i have not seen a three on one so disturbing since i was at the golden girls after party. i just watched.

out is what i like to do. understandably, the moderators were heavily criticized for their bias, but they seemed completely unmoved by the critiques. in a biased fact check of trump mirror claimed that crime was down using discredited data from the fbi. david probably still believes that those pictures i took of him really work for a charity calendar. jokes on you. meanwhile, kamala harris referred to january 6 as the greatest attack on american democracy since the civil war. she said there's the day before september 11th. that is like saying you had a terrible seat at the theatre to mary todd lincoln. some lincoln truther's here. second shooter?

despite troops in iraq, syria, and sailors in the middle east, kamala harris claims there was not american troop in war zones. that is only true about tim walz. less than one hour after the debate and did the harris campaign challenge trump to a second debate in october. there only demand is that they add more objective moderators. meanwhile, kamala was noted for her exaggerated facial expressions. here she is reacting to donald trump's comments on the afghanistan withdrawal. you guys like some art. monologue. as crime remains a major issue in the presidential election american voters got to witness yet another felony first hand. last night you saw an entire network sleep up -- sneak up on

a candidate and mug him. instead of asking trump to shake her hand at the start harris should have asked him to hand over his wallet, watch, and phone. but this was not just an attack on trump it was also an attack on you, the voter. last night and entire network decided that their own politics was more important than answering the one question that every voter wants in answer to. who is kamala harris? the repulsive pair of moderators obliterated -- obliterated your right to know. it truly was the first de i debate, where different standards were enforced on trump while harris had none. course, the moderators contempt for us is so total they did not even care who was shot. but what is your reputation when you have somebody to sabotage? they have less credibility then hamas at a bar mitzvah. i can go over all of the times

that trump was fact checked by the moderators and harris was not. the moderators had multiple follow-ups for trump and none -- relatively few for harris. but it is 10:00 pm and you have heard this before. if i hear three on one again i will... it was clear that linsey davis and david muir gave kamala the easiest night since willie brown ran out of viagra. terrible, i apologize. rather than a policy debate we have abc baiting trump and kamala higher than gone. it was designed to make trump look bad and avoid forcing care is to explain why she has flipped every position like she did burgers at her job at mcdonald's. project 2025 and bloodbath, all provable lies but nothing from

david muir and linsey davis. they might as well have been wearing kamala 2024 masks. perhaps the greatest on asked question is how kamala got to be on the stage in the first place. how could the moderators have asked her about why she headed biden's dementia from the american people? it took trump to ask her who was actually running the country right now. what is scary is she did not have an answer for that either. they did not have an answer for kamala harris copy and paste job for her policy agendas on her campaign website. this is the woman who said that i have a plan. it is clear abc [bleep] the american public. i would say hold your applause but i know it is hard. they torpedoed the one opportunity for voters to see who harris really was.

now there is no way to judge who won or lost the debate. like trying to guess the price of the painting once you know it is a forgery. that is what this debate was. about as real as rachel levine's periods. the democrats can say they won but the public lost. this was the one chance for how american to see her unvarnished and abc chose to varnish her. why would kamala risk try to got all of the debunked hoaxes? because she knew they would run cover for her. kind of like me to kick a fight at a bar with tyrus by my side. and then take credit for everything. you also wonder why abc would take his reputation and spit on the american public. they must know that her campaign is in trouble. they did emergency surgery not on kamala, but on trump. to make him look as ugly as

possible so she looks better. his angry reaction is what she wanted. they created an ambush to invoke his rage so they could say look at his anger. that is like asking why are brent tony's arms flailing when you tried to drown him in a bathtub. he puts up a struggle. meanwhile, you learned nothing of, has intended. inflation double digits, borders do not exist, inner cities are descending into unlivable. you would thank a major network might have noticed but expected to take her feet -- integrity from abc is like expecting integrity from pond. let's welcome tonight's guests! she is our favourite policy and she has now announced her name, taussig a barred! he looks like the guy who cracks your sidewalk.

founder of the studio tsc.com michael loftus! she is like madonna, from michigan and 66 years old. new york times best-selling author and fox news contributor kat timpf! and, you can go sledding on his toenails, new york times best-selling author, comedian, tyrus! you are on trump's transition team what did you make of last night, tulsi, what did you make of it were you surprised by how the moderators heavily weighted the debate? >> it is what we should expect. you see how the people operate and you look at the comments that david muir has made, the comments that linsey davis has made their biases will from the beginning because they are not

real journalists. they are political operatives whose job is to distract from kamala harris and her record, distract from the serious records that we face. not a single question was raised about how are you going to prevent the destruction of our country and world from nuclear war which we are closer to than ever before. on the eve of the terrorist attack on 9/11. they did not raise a point, a question, or a challenge about how either of these candidates will stem the spread of this ideology around the world and in our own country here at home and how you prevent this threat from continuing to grow. they were not at all interested in informing the american people about the truth about anything. we can expect they will continue to be propagandist for kamala harris. >> greg: do you think trump could have been more prepared in that arena? i was caught off guard by the bias, but he knows they will come after him. could he have not taken the bait as much?

>> the thing about daughter trump's he is not a politician. on that kamala harris he spent the last week rehearsing scripted lines that pollsters wrote for her. donald trump had three people coming at him and calling things out on him. it was a very one-sided thing. i think that done attempted was even as he got worked up in his answers about different things he kept bringing it back to higher cost of living under kamala harris and joe biden, tens of millions of american streaming across our border, an increase in crime in our communities. those of the things people are concerned about. >> greg: everybody knows that you were homeless and a lesbian. you have to typically scrounge for food. were you offended or jealous when trump talked about a legal eating of pets? >> i was a little bit jealous when i heard about, to eating.

i was like i love that. i thought trump had an amazing night at a completely amazing night. he signed up for a debate and got fight club instead. against three different people. i would have left the room. you look at the moderators who look like they just came off the set of dip tracy you had shoulders mcgee and captain no face. and then kamala ding strolls in looking like count talk a lot. she took six days to prepare. when he says something i'm going to put my hand on my chin. take that. are big response is i have a plan. no details with the plan. i invite everybody to try that in real life. when... calls and says you missed a payment just say i have a plan.

i guarantee they will not say, okay, goodbye. >> greg: but what if that works? i will try that when i get home. kat, were you somehow distracted by david mears dreamy stare? >> i thought you were going to say dave girls secret baby. >> wait a minute. >> in which case i kind of was distracted. you would expect that from literally anyone else, whatever. but i also think that republicans might have done a disservice by setting the bar so low for the% that she formed complete sentences. also the debate i think it does not really matter that much. that has never been more clear than the fact that the poll link in the wake of the last debate. that changed the course of everything. biden did so badly they were

like this man stopped being a part of the public entirely. i thought trump gained one point on him after that and biden lost two points. with the debate it was so clear that he needed to he probably needed two to the hospital. it is very interesting to be within the contrast -- context of that as well. >> greg: everybody has made their decisions except really strange people. >> really strange. >> that is a nice way of calling them, gregg. i'm sorry. i'm undecided. where have you been? unless you were in outer space. i will put it in the words of my 10-year-old daughter. daddy this is some [bleep]. we know exactly who kamala is. we saw exactly the choices of this country.

we have a person who is running as president to be president and then we have the socialist party which is putting their next puppet up. he went into their home game, he went into their house, he sat on their couch, they served him the meal and it sucked. the drinks were warm. it is exactly what we thought it would be. the only thing that drove me completely insane was when every time they stopped this is a... you do not get to call yourself historic somebody else has to. maybe on twitter this is the most historic attempted debate i have ever seen in my life you should be proud of that. but there was one point that i think was his greatest moment in the debate. he knew what it was. i am sorry but you can only get hit so many times before you start heading back. he talked about his rallies. he is not the one with five stars going on there. when they stopped singing he leaves. that is not him, that is you.

the thing is when he talked about obama care he said did we have anything better. i did not like it but i wanted to improve it. he is showing he is willing to walk across lines with what is best for the american people. i thought that was the biggest point of the debate. he sowed -- showed he can work. what did she show? a lot of people think you were stupid and nobody likes you. only one question. i have a plan. which one? world leaders, which one? none of them. again, great debate in terms of seeing the fact he is willing two everywhere he will play on the road to be president and that is who we should want because she will not come to another network and fox were not even put it aside. they will call that straight down the line because that is too dangerous. >> i think it is also important to point out... [applause] >> speaking of goofy coming out,

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[ ♪♪ ] >> it is coming your way it is video of the day. [applause] >> greg: he once dated a spy,

now memes make him fly. democrat eric the famous barber brings us are video of the day. he nearly burst a blood vessel over on meme that jordan retreated. hearing about kamala open border. >> what is this? the chairman tweaked -- tweets protect our docs and kittens in ohio because he goes down some crazy rabbit hole? completely debunked that aliens are eating pets? our you, okay,, mr chairman? you have victims coming here and you are tweeting this nonsense. i do not know why you would do this i hope you are okay. >> greg: i hope you are okay. it is just a meme about a kitty and a dock it is not like he

banged spy for god's sake. is this not the greatest? his memes are hilarious. from the right and the left they cannot do it and they just get so mad. the artificial intelligence will have him exploding in front of us. trump holding and saving kittens he cannot take it. mr frank frank. it is wild to me they get more upset over a fake meme then violence being perpetrated on people. saying all this person was killed by an illegal and they say what will you do? you were like somebody ate a catch. and they say you better not a meme about that i will fart on camera. where is fang fang?

>> he is forever oh -- forever associated with being left by chinese on camera and on camera. she was trained by the chinese government to withstand torture and no kung fu. she said i have to get away from this guy. >> when he hits the broccoli i have two. >> greg: talk about a toxic relationship. kat, what did you think? >> i think he was not outraged at all i think he was pretending to be outraged. i know this because the way he puts his hand on his hand it looks like the fan choreography. and one, two and then back off. he looks like a kid in a school play. look at that. that is not an actually upset person. when you are upset it is more fluid of emotion.

notes said hand on head one, two and then he flips it off. even worse he is pretending to be outraged to rile people up about this he does not give a [bleep] about this meme. >> greg: can we show that again? that one little movie does. may be, and this is my theory, what he is doing is... >> canto. >> greg: he is trying to smell his own fart. >> you make a great point i think i can help out with this that is one of my go to moves especially when you get left and broken up with. i never want to hear the reasons why so i say i know what is my fault. she is still here. grab your face so you can mask that you actually care. i thank the big number with this is that 49,000,000.3 people thought it was funny as well.

on behalf of all 49.3 million of us [bleep] you eric. >> greg: tulsi, michael loftus and aware moment has made a good point. they did not care about the immigration problem until there was a meme about it. memes work. how do you do that? >> look at how cute and cuddly that picture is that is what they cannot stand. but i completely agree we saw this in the debate as well instead of actually focusing on the challenges that the people of springfield, ohio are going to their council members on complaining about saying you are so concerned about keeping these migrants, illegal, legal migrant safe and making sure they are taken care of who will take care of us? this woman gave such a heart wrenching testimony saying i have to leave you have forced me to leave my home because i did

not feel safe. that is something that eric swell while you want to talk about dramatic i agree he definitely needs some acting lessons but if they actually care they would not have to pretend to act neither him nor kamala harris around these very serious issues that people care about. [applause] >> i'm sorry, greg, i'm surprised we let it go so i will bring it up before they do. is not funny that that duck was white? how did they let that slide? there are black docks that can be in pictures. i know like six of them. >> greg: so true. that was a dock was so. >> coined that one. >> greg: i just came up with that. >> i know you were so smart. >> greg: all from the name of eric swalwell. up next, will help from

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>> a story in five words. >> greg: taylor endorses harris, the left rejoices. >> this was just posted online by a woman you might have heard of by taylor swift. i will be casting my vote for kamala harris and tim walz in the 2024 presidential election. >> taylor swift is not just a celebrity she commands humongous squad of particularly young, white women. >> not just a celebrity. >> one of the biggest celebrities in the world. >> the biggest celebrity in the world. >> the timing is exquisite and the wording is flawless. >> greg: kat? like clockwork after she posted

the media goes crazy. she said that kamala fights for the causes and the rights she believes in. i do not know what those are but how do you feel about this? >> i feel nothing. one of these things where people are all swept up in and i cannot be a part of. it was a great statement to have her rotate. this is what i believe like do your research and you can vote for whoever you want to vote for. i think she was going to do this at some point. i think she had to do that now because of brittany mahon's and her hugging which is crazy. the fact that brittany mahon's like a trumpet post and then the whole world melted down. i have never googled had the swift in my entire life i have never spoken about her unless i have to like now for work. i feel unstable. the feuds that the fans have been having with each other over the hug and i am exhausted by it. i can't imagine she felt she had

to say something. we all knew this was coming. >> greg: you know what is weird, tyrus? >> besides this conversation. >> greg: yes. swifties, i don't even know where they are. [applause] >> you clean the floor? >> they are phenomenal. it is amazing it is like being at a concert. i do not know how many extra votes she gets being just another celebrity which is funny because she is mainly liked by white women so should she not hate them. because she is antiwhite all the time so that should be weird for her. i guess whenever it is on your side it is okay. but again, she gets one vote. so okay. john smith in louisiana is voting for trump. tiger.

somebody voting for trump here? [applause] we are up 70 votes against one. taylor swift's vote is shiny and pretty and has sprinkles on it, it sings a cute song when you hold it close to your ear but still counts for one just like everybody else. >> write a song about it. >> greg: what do you say, tulsi? our you impressed by this brave decision? a billionaire feminist lady who owns private jets coming out for a liberal presidential candidate. >> not shocked at all. this is them trying to turn politics and these elections around serious issues into entertainment. all of that attention that came from a big-time celebrity endorsement. a couple words that popped up to me from her statement was that she is supporting, she has confidence in kamala harris because she is that he handed

and a gifted leader. so i will use 11 of many examples to debunk that thesis. a serious issue, there are over 320,000 migrant children that kamala harris lost in this country. many of whom are likely being trafficked and used and abused today. if taylor swift is so caring and want to get gifted leader, kamala harris is not her person. [applause] >> they really like that one. two back to the debate if they did as well as they thought they did they would not have had to bring out the big hammer. once again, they should have been her night she showed everybody she did not like trump. it was not good enough. they had to say her debate was so good to the swift to vote for her now which goes back to

[bleep] in one hand and the other. >> greg: speaking of one hand, michael loftus, you are also are childless, lady. >> i call it feline cardboard challenged. this is how you know kamala lost the debate. they looked around and said we are go for launch have taylor press send it now. it is good two. obviously she speaks for the common person. she obviously has great judge of people. it is not like she has written about 600 songs about choosing the wrong guy. obviously she is a great judge of character. [applause] and taylor knows what america is going through. america, you are hurting. it will be $1000 to see me sing. the picture she posted was like her and her cat she did not take

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[ ♪♪ ] >> five more words. >> greg: will ferrell regrets being funny. tyrus, he expressed regret for performing in drag as janet reno remember her? on snl saying it is something that he would not do now because

it hits a false note. >> thinking of richard pryor and everybody who ever played a [bleep] character in a movie or tv show has to apologize? this sucks. something and somebody you admire, this guy is legendary. you have made enough movies and gotten enough money where is your principle's? every time you played a dimwit, dumb feminine dad you played a role in... i'm sorry for playing roles like that. he could say. he is a funny guy and people say that is so disparaging. we used to be able to be comedians. if it were not given you -- would not give you a heart attack i would do a kamala... because it would be funny and people would laugh. >> greg: i want you to do that.

>> 20 years later because my work is slowing down i really regret that time that greg made me like come on man. >> i was totally against it. >> greg: michael loftus, you said it is only super successful comedians who can afford to look back and throw their material under the bus. >> exactly his morality is directly tied to his bank account. i guarantee if he checked that and he said i only have $50 left to give me that dress i am going back. it is always this hypothetical like if i had two back again i would not do it. >> greg: all right. >> i am not really worried about will ferrell's time machine. if he was you would go back and not do that bad sherlock holmes movie and give us stepbrothers to like we wanted? it is in the [bleep] mixer. >> greg: stepbrothers, what a great movie.

all-time great. >> and this you are and then in his forties living at home with mom. you are being made fun of. and t. regrets that so much. >> greg: everybody can be offended by something, tulsi. >> exactly. you guys are comedians. imagine how miserable all three of you... >> i'm already miserable. >> i know. i mean i am realizing now i am the only person here who does not do stand up comedy. >> greg: i sit down when i do it. i am getting very old. >> how miserable do you have to be to self censor and to voluntarily put the straitjacket on yourself to then somehow be politically correct and think that people are still going to find you funny? you do this because you love doing this and now you were trying to make this as virtue signalling. i do not get it. >> greg: kat, is that you have something about this in your new

book. >> that is the thing i don't regret anything because either it was good or it was content. every dumb thing that i have done and there are a lot of awesome stories in my book my book is a very entertaining read because i did things i should not have been doing. >> greg: yes. >> right? >> greg: you would not have a book if it was the stuff you were supposed to do. >> exactly. if i wrote a book like i woke up and made healthy responsible choices. nobody wants to read that book. and then i had breakfast, lunch, and the dinner. i had no alcohol, i only talk to men who were good for me. i would have absolutely no content. so bad decisions are good decisions because of the content they provide you. by the way, my book is very good. sorry. >> greg: and all content is somehow related.

you can't it is like jingo. you pull out the general red thing and something else will take its place. >> i literally rotate my acknowledgements thank you to everything that i did in my twenties i don't know where i would be without the content you provided me. >> greg: bad stories make good content. emotional jingo. that is the title of your next book. >> geraldine. >> you got the job! >> my dad is laughing somewhere right now. the funniest human being. why did i bring him up. i don't know just because of the time. up next, why scientists say that handsome guys get the biggest cash prizes.

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michael loftus. >> wide? >> greg: i don't know. he nose. a study found that women are more financially generous towards men who have attractive faces and they show favouritism to them demonstrating the beauty premium in decision making. when you are panhandling. do you see an increase in profits when you bathe? >> i have. >> reporter: should we be concerned by this? >> you know, greg. this is one of those studies that we have to stop with these. it is ridiculous. i think good-looking people this is what people want to be in movies this is what they want to be in television. good-looking people have it easier. people will spontaneously just give money to good-looking people. it just happens. it happens, it happens. >> making it rain with one

dollar bills. >> she is worth two, you showed her one dollar. >> reporter: listen, this will all come back to me. being generous makes you attractive. you know, tulsi, is it not interesting they do not do the study in rivers? men always give money to hot women. >> just the way he just didn't. >> i have never done that before in my life. >> greg: i do not see strip clubs with men dancing and women throwing money at them. it is usually men throwing them at men although i would not know. >> you are sharing too much information. i'm not certain if i should be offended that i just have one dollar bill. and michael loftus feels good about himself. spewed one i do. --

>> i do. >> biden economics. [applause] >> greg: that is probably hurting strippers in a big way. it has been horrible. they have been on a downward slide. do you think being attractive, because you are very attractive, gives two advantages people do not have? >> i'm not even going two there. you are used to fielding like that. you see this guy every day. >> greg: i can happily, being an attractive guy, i have never gotten a woman giving me money. no woman has ever giving me money. i call bs on this. >> no man has ever given me money like you are nice and you look -- you look nice and you

are funny. >> one dollar. >> that's what i don't understand what is the point of the study? >> greg: you funded a lot of your passed boyfriends. >> yes. they were poor and mean to me. i was like i love you. >> greg: were any of them attractive? >> i thought they were but other people told me know. i do not know how to tell if somebody is hawked or not. because i would thank they were attractive but the marketplace i think said no. >> greg: spoken like a true libertarian. >> i feel like they really liked having access to my in unit laundry. >> is that what they are calling it now? >> my literal end unit laundry. >> greg: the in unit laundry, people at home. all right, tyrus. last word. >> listen, i have had a lot of

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