jejared isaacman. the piece showed it really well appeared they're trying to accomplish major objectives. we haven't sent people that high in a very long time, that altitude. >> neil: we lost mike. i apologize for that. but the significance of what you are watching, first of all just the video, but what it means about us and space is back, whether it is done privately, public leak, joint ventures, this is one thing the united states does very well and without getting overly wonky or yankee doodle dandy about it, we have a lot of divisions in this country, and that ain't one of them. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jesse: hello, everybody.

i'm jesse watters on the judge jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov, dana perino, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ is kamala getting cocky? the vp must think she is untouchable after the liberal press praised her debate performance, so her team is ready to ditch the training wheels and let her fly solo. a new harris campaign memo laying out how she'll be doing more media interviews, including with unconventional outlets. and get her out on the campaign trail. the logic here is that the more kamala the better. what could go wrong? >> donald trump intends to end the affordable care act. he has no plan to replace it. [laughter] he said -- he said -- [laughs] concepts of a plan. [laughs] >> jesse: yikes be at harris

is so confident that she crushed it in the debate, she wants another one. >> i believe we owe it to the voters to have another debate. i said it then. i say it now. it's time to turn the page. [cheers and applause] turn that page. turn that page. >> jesse: but trump saying that ain't happening. true thing this, kamala should focus on what she should have done during the last almost four-year period appeared there will be no third debate. meanwhile, jim clyburn is not a fan of kamala doing more media interviews and here is why. >> one-on-one, discussions with people in the media, will not necessarily connect to the voters. if you go on these one on ones, you drill down into questions until there is a word that is uttered that can be used in a negative way.

>> jesse: dana, so trump says there will be no third debate appeared is that a negotiating tactic? or will there be no third debate? >> dana: i mean, i don't -- i have to take him at his word when he says no third debate, i would say no third debate p or maybe he will change his mind. i don't know. >> jesse: he has never changed his mind before. >> dana: on this one may be not be at for him, that's probably fine because all of the movement, democrats, they are enthusiastic, not, kamala curious, trump people are in it to win it in here for you. she is raising a ton of money. they are going to have a cash advantage going into this. and trump will keep doing interviews. whereas she may or may not. so it's not that people aren't going to hear from trump, but maybe he doesn't want the split screen, may be just doesn't want to have to go through it again, or maybe he think he's won and he's fine. and maybe for the undecideds that's fine. it comes down to this really interesting numbers game of how

many undecideds can you turn out in these states? with some of the rules that are different. in pennsylvania you don't have the kind of voter registration or ballot access that you had in 2020 do to the pandemic. really pennsylvania is where this all comes down to accept she is expanding the map, may be, to places like north carolina which means that got to spend more money and time there. i think the president, former president, would benefit from another debate, and even if she doesn't really want another debate, they are going to throw it in his face every single chance that they get now that says he doesn't want to have a debate because fill-in the blank, he is scared. >> jesse: if they say that, you are scared, mr. president, all right, let's do it on fox, and then see what kamala says. >> dana: great, we'll take it. >> jesse: and greg will moderate. >> greg: i'm not so sure. trump should do the debate, but he should choose a truly objective and unconventional venue. no legacy news networks. they are contaminated.

they are infested p or they are rife with old friends, confidants, college paltz, former and future coworkers. you won't get that where trump goes p or lex friedman, you know, go on the all in podcast. rogan, tim dillon. he would function great without a rigged system. there is no reason why kamala doesn't want -- she should want a debate. she's got the formula and the fix is in. she knows what to do, flood the zone with the hoaxes knowing from the earlier debate she will not be fact-checked and instead she will be protected. so trump did spends his time debunking all of these hoaxes at exasperated that the moderators let it fly and she just smiles and wonders why this is so -- people kept saying this was so hard, this is really easy. she has like the drunk dude at the bar who can say what he wants because the dad owns the place and pays off the cops. you can understand why he

wouldn't do it because why would i walk into this again? you know, i always thought this was really strange. by the way when i was watching her at these rallies come i was like, where have i seen this before? @libsoftiktok. remember every single @libsoftiktok has these wild eyed woke weird ladies screaming about gender. it must appeal to somebody but the eyes and the craziness and stuff, no guy is going to vote for that. they are not going to do it. they don't want somebody in the white house that sounds like ms. marianne. >> jesse: judge jeanine, she's going to be out there. you saw the new memos going out, doing interviews, hitting the campaign trail. they think more kamala the better. do you think that is how the american people feel? >> judge jeanine: you know, look, and dana made reference to this, everything goes in waves p or when someone to kill donald trump, killed biden and the debate, the way it was p

here and then it goes down. she comes out and she is a bait and switch presidential candidate, and then it goes up, and then it comes down. look, there are going to be waves continuously. she is saying she is going to do unconventional whatever... areas. does that mean podcast? does that mean individuals? what does it mean? just our friends? we don't know. she now has the confidence she didn't have for the last three and a half years, okay? the only thing this debate changed was the fact that people saw a different kamala from a kamala they saw from the last three and a half years, who was really a joke and just went from one word salad to the next. so you have to wonder of the 67 million people who watched the debate, how many of them were undecided voters? and if they were undecided voters, did she answer enough questions to get them on her side? the first question put to her

was the economy better than it was, she couldn't answer it, she did all of this aspirational stuff that i talked about yesterday. but here's the difference. it's kind of like you watch a football game. you go in and we talked about this i think the day of the debate. people watch debates to see how their person does. i am all in for trump, i'm all in for kamala. you don't switch because of the debate. you are basically like a football game. i'm in for this team versus that team peered whether your team wins or loses, you are still with your team. and she didn't give anyone a reason to change their vote. and that's what i think is going to be her difficulty, and we don't see the numbers on won't see them for another week or so. in the end, it is so ironic for her to say, at this rally, we owe it to the voters to have another debate. this is a woman who wouldn't talk for 57 days, first interview was with cnn, the coach, the assistant coach, excuse me, and then it was three

on one the other day, so, you know, i don't put a lot of faith in what she is going to do but what i do have faith is the american voters know what trump can do and they have seen what she won't to do. >> jesse: jessica, who do you think needs another debate more: trump or kamala? >> jessica: i think they both need another debate because the judge is right. no one who has a team is changing teams, but there are a couple hundred thousand people who have no team right now and they are the ones that are going to decide the election. 48% of them said they want to hear more from kamala, 18% said they want to hear more from trump. it is completely feasible that either one of these people could win the election on november 5th, or whenever it is officially called. so the premise of the segment, though, about whether she is getting too cocky, i don't know how anyone could listen to democrats on tv, any democrats you know in your life and not think we are anything but short of the fact that we are underdogs, working our butts off

and knowing donald trump could be president again. today was a good day, though, for kamala and for democrats. so the fox news power rankings came outcome headline trump loses his edge. north carolina and georgia shifting from lean republican into a toss-up. if so morning consult has her up five. dana, to your point about the cash advantage, that's obviously huge but you know what is doing with our cash? we are running an election, there are a ground game and a number of articles citing people like ronna mcdaniel, who have run campaigns before, saying donald trump is prepared for a midterm, not a general election. if you look at wisconsin alone, they must state, democrats have 48 field offices in 43 counties. they have 350 staffers in pennsylvania alone. we are taking it much more seriously. we know the get out the vote effort is actually what wins elections, especially in a race that is a dead heat. >> jesse: all right, guys, we are going to have to get more -- >> jessica: can we get a

ground game? >> jesse: a lot more field offices in wisconsin. >> jessica: we need staffers. we need staffers. >> judge jeanine: [laughs] >> jesse: i don't know if that is true or not. god come i hope it is not true. >> dana: it is. >> jesse: hillary had a huge cash advantage the last time and she got smoked. >> dana: also she didn't -- >> jessica: she didn't get smoked. >> jesse: she got smoked. >> dana: wisconsin or michigan, we could use a visit and people in brooklyn were like we are fine peered we are fine. and then she lost. i think what jessica is saying is there not taking anything for granted and partly that is because the obama people are now back in charge. >> judge jeanine: oh, yeah. >> jesse: we saw it happen it '16 and i love to bring up that year because it was such a great year. it's been a while. and they underestimated donald trump, they didn't see it coming, the polling was all out of whack and then hillary took a nap on election night and woke up and she had lost three of the battlegrounds. >> greg: it's interesting when you think about republicans don't have a choice with trump

in terms of hiding or not hi hiding. he can't be hidden. for the democratic party, they have an option of hiding there ccandidate, they will. i imagine it is what parents feel like when they have an ugly child. clyburne is saying you never know what she is going to say, might say she has vice president, don't want people reminded of that or she might say she prosecuted pot smokers while she smoked pop or she pushed for sex changes for inmates or joe biden is racist. all of these things she has said so the less she says the better. it's the democrat party is the only party where silence is golden. in-your-face, jessica. go ahead, shake your head. >> jessica: because i can't speak. run, spot, run. >> jesse: run, spot, run. >> greg: seen but not heard beards be on the media's drunk

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♪ ♪ >> judge jeanine: fox news alert, former president from just took the stage in arizona at his first rally since the debate. we are keeping an eye on that. in the meantime come underestimate trump at your own peril. the liberal media seems to be forgetting the lessons of 2016. after fawning over kamala after the debate come acting like the former president got hit with a knockout punch, check out this clown's reaction. >> what a smack down. harris ran trump over with a truck. it was fun.

i'm still giddy thinking about it. she tore out your heart, showed it to you while it was still beating, then ate it on national television. [cheers and applause] and... and now she would like seconds. >> judge jeanine: but "politico" is trying to warn them about the "danger" of underestimating donald trump. and how the polls always underestimate the strength of trump's support. and while the elite pundits say kamala won the debate, swing state voters in michigan and pennsylvania say it isn't enough. watch this. >> i did vote for hillary and i cried when she did not win. >> okay, then what happened? >> that i felt like he did a good job. i liked the fact that he was not a politician. >> i talked 20 voters, not one of them was undecided. >> wow. >> not one. headlines come and go but let me tell you this: support for

former president trump is real and resilient. i encounter that everywhere i went. >> and facts come to fact, my life was better than trump was in office, the economy was higher, inflation was lower. >> judge jeanine: all right, dana, did the media not learned from 2016 not to jump to conclusions when it comes to donald trump? >> dana: you mean when they had to go out, got assigned to go out in america and to actual reporting to find out wow, how did we miss this? they almost did it again in 2020. yes, i think they do -- i am curious about one thing, jessica might know the answer to this, but the pollsters definitely underestimated him or didn't get enough people to actually be willing to answer the phone and to say their truth about who they were voting for so that happened in 2016. a little bit in 2020. i don't know that is happening now, it could be, i don't know if they factored that in so maybe it is more real now. i'm not exactly sure. i spoke today to the republican senate candidate in wisconsin, eric hovde e.

he believes the kamala harris switcheroo with biden gave kamala harris a little bit of a bump in wisconsin for just a little bit of time and it is not lasting. he really thinks they are underestimating not only trump but also his support, so i'm not exactly sure but i appreciated major garrett and other reporters who have gone outside the beltway and outside of the corridor from new york to washington, d.c., and go out and actually talk to people. i think what he said is something really interesting. he said talked 20 people, they are not undecided. i don't think there are that many undecideds. i think there are people who are unwilling to state or maybe undecided on whether to vote, not who to vote for. >> judge jeanine: you know, jesse, isn't it interesting, talking about major garrett, how you've got the fantasy media like this is it, took his heart out in all this other stuff, and yet major garrett goes out and he talks to people and he says, you know, that trump's support basically is etched in stone.

>> jesse: one guy is a comedian and the other is a reporter, it's like me and greg, you know. [laughter] one guy knows something on the other is just time to be funny. i am pretty confident that donald trump is going to win this election. and when i lose my confidence, i will tell you. i will say it's official, i'm nervous. and i'm not anywhere close to that. you can believe i will tell you i'm nervous because i've been nervous before and i've shared those nerves. but i feel great about this election. the last debate was a knockout, so i think people thought trump could just knock this woman out again and be like okay, off to the races. he didn't. there was no knockout, so okay, it's going to be competitive. we are going to have to work for it. but the fundamentals are still in our favor. everything will battleground is either tied or he is up .5 or she is up .5, but if you go in tied with donald trump, he's going to win, and they know that. and anybody smart that knows that, too. i'm a little annoyed now that

they have more offices in wisconsin. this is new information. >> jessica: it's not new information to people paying attention. >> jesse: okay, well, i'm not in the battleground states, jessica. if i was, i would be doing a lot better job than the trump campaign. they had to spend hundreds of millions of dollars on lawyers because you guys were arresting him and prosecuting him on b.s. charges. if that money was better spent, then this would probably be a 49-state landslide victory, which i'm not predicting. at all. because i learned my lesson with the red wave. >> judge jeanine: i knew it. i knew it. jessica, kamala's numbers now are lower than hillary's were in 2016. and lower than biden's were in 2020. and you still think, you know -- >> jessica: that we are underdogs but we could win? sure. we are underdogs that could win. to jesse's point about the lawfare, i don't think that the voters are happy that

donald trump is using their campaign contributions to fund his legal team. >> judge jeanine: i don't know about that. the voters recognize it as the weaponization of merrick merrick garland. >> jessica: all the grand juries we whizzed up. >> judge jeanine: i know grand juries. >> jessica: i know can cherries. i have dated grand juries. we are not underestimating anything. it is the same thing and i don't think you can see any evidence of it and how we are approaching the mechanics of the election or even how cautious kamala harris is being. if she thought this was a slam-dunk situation, she'd be going absolutely everywhere and laughing at everyone's face and saying oh, you think people are going to vote for that buffoon? that guy who says i have concepts of plans? that guy who gets so mad because she mentioned people leaving his rallies, that he spent the next hour and 15 minutes with smoke coming out of his head. that is what she would be doing if we were arrogant about this.

nothing is being taken for granted. and to the point about the michigan undecided voters or the lack of undecided voters, there were a number of focus groups after the debate, "washington post" had 24 people, 22 of them said kamala harris was the one who won the debate. cnn had similar margins, and we had a snap poll from cnn and a snap poll from fox with huge margins for her winning. does that translate to kamala harris is going to be the next president? i don't know. but it means she had a very good night. >> judge jeanine: go ahead, greg, wrap it up. >> greg: it's totally understandable that colbert would be found rolling. they went from a corpse to a cackler. it's a relief your they might have a chance. but politics isn't real life. if this was real life they would be embarrassed. if the other players are hitting balls from the picture and yours is hitting it from 18, i wouldn't be bragging. there was an old phrase among the right, fax don't care about

your feelings come from the left's perspective about trump, your feelings don't care about your facts. i feel that trump is mean. he's arrogant. he's boorish. i don't care that there was a better economy, there was no unemployment, we had lower crime, they had a closed border, my feelings. when you listen to that woman speak, she was talking facts. i don't think the feelings or facts thing works with the underside of people anymore. they are undecided because maybe they were liberal and things aren't going well for them. at last you say trump smoke coming out of his head. there is no difference between trump at the kamala debate or biden. i went and looked at different ones, different scenes. his tone, his expression, his command, his insistent tone, all the same. it's not really about trump at all, it's about she was not joe. so he perhaps should have adjusted to her. but the benefit and flog trump

is he treats everybody the same. he doesn't see kamala as, you know, an african american woman or trump as an old white male. he just sees them as the competition, and he doesn't modulate. maybe he should, but then that wouldn't make them trump appeared. >> jessica: she is new to being black, anyway. >> greg: that is true. finally you admit it, jessica. >> judge jeanine: up next, we've got an epic surprise for greg's birthday. we are going to turn up the heat with a special roast. ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ >> dana: and our very own greg gutfeld is turning the big 6-0 today so we are throwing him a roast that will hit him harder than his last colonoscopy. the king of late-night is sitting pretty on his throne and

we are loaded with jokes and ready to fire. special guest brian kilmeade is here to join us, never misses an opportunity to be on television. we are going to start with the judge, want to roast him? >> judge jeanine: here we go pure greg come i want you to know that i mainly joined the cast of "the five" so i could keep an eye on you. it was that our higher security to keep you from my shoes. [laughter] i never said i was a comedienne. okay. bret makes fun of me for driving my car too fast. but in my defense, i thought he was tied to the bumper. you like that one? >> greg: it was good. >> judge jeanine: and whenever anyone accuses greg of having a napoleon complex, he denies it and punches them in the knee. [laughter] >> dana: okay, and we have a theme. jesse, you are next. >> jesse: well, preparing for this roast was a lot like the way greg prepares for his shows:

someone else writes the material and then i stole it. [laughter] one of greg's secrets is that he hates the audience. so when you do see greg in public, don't talk to him and definitely don't touch him. you know, act like his wife. [laughter] >> greg: that's good. >> jesse: are your feelings hurt? >> greg: that the winter so far. >> jesse: greg and joe biden have so much in common. they are past their prime. their wives tell them what to do. they need cheat sheets to do their job. and they use to pal around with segregationists. [laughter] >> jessica: really good one. >> greg: who is a segregationist? that's good. >> dana: that's pretty good p.r. you've done, jesse? jessica? >> jessica: you can tell greg is turning 60 because he can't hear the music he picks. [laughter] >> dana: i like that one.

>> jessica: this one is also true. you always misquote me from the green room, always, but it's okay. you're just too old to remember what i said. and lastly, and this is genuinely true, people ask me what it's like to debate you on "the five" come and i say, no problemo, i have a toddler. >> dana: there we go. brian, you better bring it. >> brian: extra nine hours for this 5 minutes, are you ready? when we go out on location people always say what is the problem with you and greg? what is it like with greg? the question i always get is why is he dressed like he dresses? like an out of where landscaper appeared like everyone else on the network. so i went to watch and i said, why is it that he dresses like this? because i am a reporter, we don't have anything that fits him. so i sprung into action, called my own seamstress, greg gutfeld, ladies and gentlemen, this is your brand-new outfit, greg, there you go. >> dana: that's nice, you are by great.

beautiful. >> brian: finally something to wear and you can return it if it is a little slim. >> greg: why is there a stain? >> brian: everybody knows that greg gutfeld went to the same high school is tom brady and barry bonds. they are in the school hall of fame, you know that come i called up your school and said, why is it that greg gutfeld is not recognized by this high school? they said, mr. kilmeade, calm down, it is 4:00 in the morning, stop calling me. be honored greg come and they sent a picture, haven't seen it yet, do we have a shot of it? there you go, ladies and gentlemen. finally, how about this? what everyone is saying about me and all of the shows and how much i like to be on television, all i can say is i have never worn my little brothers tank top in order to get on tv. greg gutfeld, do you remember that shot? late is and gentlemen, happy birthday, i still don't like you. >> greg: america is talking. >> brian: you remember that? >> greg: what was that,

fort lee, new jersey? why am i talking to you? >> dana: i'm going to wrap it up, are you ready? so as you know, greg and i have been on the show since the beginning and it has been great working with him all these years p or he has really actually been putting nice to me come in fact even said hello to me this week. when we first started, they sat us together and greg is so short, they almost called at the 4 1/2. also, greg, we got a call this morning from scott adams, wants to wish you a happy birthday, says congratulations, take the week off next week, and just make sure the lawn is cut extra short next week for him and then we will all drink to that. and then just sent us a nice note. happy birthday, dad, but if you want to live with a hairy little guy who smells bad and make strange bodily noises you could have stayed with one of the other puppies in his letter. why do we think -- that's not funny. everybody feels bad for you, but do you feel roasted. >> greg: not really.

i expected -- i'm willing to bet that you had way worse jokes -- >> dana: we had such worst jokes. >> greg: they wouldn't let you do them. come on, jesse. >> jesse: note, i can't do it. against my better adjustment. at no judgment. >> greg: jesse come i have some for you. >> jesse: yes. >> greg: jesse, he has been processed for promoting conspiracy theories, like the one that women find him attractive. you have inspired a lot of people to talk to their doctor about back here and erectile dysfunction. >> jesse: i do not have back hair. [laughter] >> greg: jessica tarlov, it's inspirational how you can handle being a loving mother and still sound like a childless cat lady. >> jesse: oh! >> dana: [laughs] >> greg: when i -- [laughs] when you are on i sometimes think thank god for harold ford jr., and that's not including his swimsuit photos.

no? can't do that one, that'll make you cry. brian, you write the perfect coffee table books. if that table has one leg that is shorter than the other. dana, i've never been roasted by someone who is too short to operate an oven. hearing short jokes from dana is like hearing fat jokes from chris christie. judge jeanine, if you really wanted to make me cry, you would give me a ride in your car. seriously, though, your heart is always in the right place, even if it is covered under a million dollars worth of jewelry. [laughter] >> jesse: only a million? >> dana: greg, you were a great sport. i truly wish you a very happy birthday. very happy birthday to you. >> greg: to 60 more. 120, here i come. >> dana: up next, "the view" tries to bully usher into supporting kamala harris. ♪ ♪

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>> judge jeanine: stop. >> jessica: celebs are feeling the heat to take a stand on the 2024 election after taylor swift big endorsement of kamala. r&b superstar usher's back but did not take the bait when "the view" pushed him to bash trump. >> i think artists should come out and speak for kamala against donald trump. >> you know, i don't get too deep into politics come i didn't get a chance to watch the debate last night. i obviously have and watching like everybody else. i think voting is an individual choice. >> jessica: so judge, that's like absolutely the right answer. i love how i am voting come just register and do your thing. >> judge jeanine: she tried to get him to trash trump and he wouldn't do it. look, he is a businessman. apparently he is the cofounder of his own record label, co-owner of the cleveland cavaliers, apparently was part of discovering justin bieber, and i give him

props. there is the bottom line. you want to vote for kamala, god bless you. he is not going to be like what happened to our state years ago almost when they were like, if you vote for this person i'm going to hate you come i'm going to unfriend you, won't talk to you, you need deprogramming. just live. >> jessica: dana, this is what feels the most 2016 to me. trying to force people to fall in line with... >> dana: have a don't ask, don't tell policy. i don't care who you are voting for. i'm just not. i read about this facebook group the other day come i don't really use facebook that much but there was an article about it. it is a "no" politics zone. be a snowflake, post your pictures of your dogs and your kids here come i want all of your cheesiness and your sunrises and sunsets, and it is growing by leaps and bounds because a lot of people are just tuning out. i know 67 million people watched the debate but there was another 10 million that watched it on

streaming, so now you are up to super bowl level type of interest, but that doesn't mean you have to live your life by it. i think what usher did was the right thing to do. i do. >> jessica: usher in. as a sports fan, caitlin clark liked taylor swift post. she just said you should get registered to vote, and people are attacking her. >> jesse: well, she should be attacked appeared that was a stupid post to like and i am never watching another one of her games. >> dana: have you watched one of her games? >> jesse: what sport does she play? i don't like don't ask, don't tell. i need to know if someone is g gay. >> jessica: jesse p at. >> judge jeanine: what is wrong with you? >> jesse: ask and tell. and if you don't tell me -- i know. and it's okay! i want to know. >> greg: [laughs] at least you are honest. you are nosy. >> jesse: i'm not nosy. >> dana: why do you need to

know? >> jesse: i am so interested in it. >> greg: [laughs] >> dana: you know i meant politics, right? >> jesse: me, too appeared. >> jessica: greg, save us. >> greg: i'm looking at this headline in front of me, joy behar tries to bully usher over kamala. but the guy works in a movie theater. he is black. she is going after some black dude in a movie theater. who cares what he thinks? you know who i blame? taylor swift appeared all of these celebrities peered why did you have to break the seal. now i can't go on "the view" because they are going to ask me who i'm voting for. the point is, you know what? this is a microcosm of a man in a liberal woman's universe. they surround you, they want to know who you are voting for, and they try to read your body language, and you've got to kind of contain yourself. you don't want to incite there just barely controlled rage. you are not going to vote for trump, are you?

of course not, of course not. every guy who says he's not is. that's the don't ask, don't tell, right? says no mike any guy who says he is not voting for trump is lying through his teeth. and if you are a guy voting for trump you are not a guy. >> jesse: and science. >> greg: jessica, did that make you happy? >> jessica: yeah, the childless cat lady within me. >> judge jeanine: oh! >> jessica: coming up, down in the dumps over climate change? now you can summon an eco-chaplain. ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ >> greg: yeah! climate change warriors are getting religious. npr reporting on the rise of eco-chaplain speared a new kind of spiritual advisor that is rising among clergy trained in handling grief and other difficult emotions, offering one-on-one therapy sessions to online climate grief circles and in person support group's. jessica, do you need an

eco-chaplain? you seem always down about the climate. >> jessica: after that last block i need a lot. a lot of help. so these are all incredibly important issues, but i do notice a trend, when people are upset about climate change are the most upset of anyone, even people who are upset about gun violence or pick your cause, women's reproductive rights, climate people get -- >> dana: inflation. >> jessica: i hate inflation, thank god it's going down. >> greg: dana, this points to what the issue is, when you are upset about something in life, it is concentric circles. the one that is closest to you should be the people you love, your family, then it goes out to another layer circle, workplace, your neighbors, your community. what is inverted with the climate people is they put the climate in the middle and it alienates, that is why both climate activist -- it is why greta thunberg.

>> dana: the inverse of what they would write about evangelical people who are trying to advise donald trump, they make fun of that think that is great. this is also how they have turned water into wine, they remind you of something, the ap had a story about these founders of a solar company and because of the biden-harris administration, they got all of these subsidies and they went from millionaires to billionaires. >> greg: maybe i should do that. judge come isn't that kind of a replacement meal for god? they have pushed god out of their lives and now this is their ideology, their religion. >> judge jeanine: first of all, i don't know if it is a replacement for god. i don't know if they ever believed in god, some of them, but i think it is a great business idea. when you think about it, what attracts your attention more than a murder? a sensational murder. life and death, the stakes are high, you can't take your eyes off it, the same with the climate change people, the

stakes can't be higher, the world is coming to an end, keep an eye on it, it is the end of all of us. >> greg: jesse come oddly enough, you own a pair of eco-chaplain, which are assless chaps -- >> jesse: have you seen mine before? my cheeks. god, i shouldn't say words like that. mom, i'm sorry. i didn't mean -- >> greg: cheeks. >> jesse: wouldn't be the first time. >> greg: i guess that is it for us, huh? sorry about that. "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪

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♪ >> jesse: time now for "one more thing," dana. >> dana: the birthday celebration continues, greg a cake for you blue frosting. can't wait to see you eat all of that. maybe the judge will cut you a piece. >> greg: cut me a piece, judge. be a justice of the piece. >> dana: sister. made you this little gift. >> aw. >> greg: what is that? she painted me. that's hilarious. >> dana: that's good. good job, angie. >> greg: oh my god. >> jesse: you let rachel maddow visit. >> greg: i do look like rachel maddow. >> dana: mold thee that was your favorite picture of you and your dog. >> judge jeanine: ice cream? >> greg: i'm lactose intolerant. tonight is going to be explosive. going to be explosive. >> jesse: greg, you are actually up right now.

eating your ice cream cake. >> greg: special birthday night. dana perino, kayleigh mcenany who we have some dirty topics because both of you are on. joe machi and kat timpf. we are going to have sex taping. the shannon sharp sex tape. never doing toilet paper stories. and i want to eat. you guys go ahead. >> jesse >> jessica: in the age of dating apps. some hit a break wall. singles are lining up to have their photos posted on a wall in brooklyn's park in hopes of finding perfect match. fill out cupid card with details. small donation. have your polar rode picture taken. big head over 600 people have posted pictures looking forever love in person. >> jessica: isn't it worth --

>> jesse: jon bon jovi showed he was more than a pretty face. rock star talks the woman down from a bridge. convinced her to come back to the safe part of the bridge and now she is alive. jon bon jovi american hero. >> greg: he hates you. >> jessica: speaking of american heroes. what's going on in springfield, ohio? what are they. >> dana: eating cats and dogs. eating the dogs. >> judge: meet phelps a rescue frenchie. diagnosed with swimmer's syndrome unable to walk. doesn't prevent him from having fun and helping around the house e wear as special mop suit to clean the floors while playing favorite again. thanks to phelps the floors have never been cleaner. >> greg: do you think is he faking it? >> jessica: they always fake it, greg. >> greg: always fake it. happy birthday. happy birthday. >> jessica: happy birthday, greg. it's delicious delicious