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[ cheering and applause ] >> greg: i know. i know! i know! [ chuckling ] you are lucky to have me. [ laughter ] happy thursday everybody. so while filming a music video in nashville, von jan gotta-mac jon bon jovi heroically talked a woman off of talk -- jumping off a bridge, by promising to quit making music. [ laughter ] yeah. that is a good one. kamala harris is flying to north carolina to get the undecided votes while joe biden is meeting with st. peter to get the data about. [ laughter ] i get it! more of those jokes. the democrat advises kamala harris not to do more interviews

because she could say something that could be used against her, like reminding them she is currently vice president. year congressman fell asleep during actual testimony from families who lost loved ones to illegal immigrant crime. give him a break, he was up all night making lunch. on the view, joe tried to get up popstar ushered to endorse kamala harris but he was not taking the bait. the bait had already been eaten by an end of our own. [ laughter ] how dare you laugh at that! in minnesota under governor tim walz, five male conflicts have been sent to women's prisons because they identified as transgender. i guess he he identifies as people who claimed they are something they're not. his a stolen valor, and theirs was stolen a dino -- vagina.

stolen vagina dana. >> yeah. >> greg: president joe biden posed with a trump hat, at afforestation a fire station in shanksville, pennsylvania while a nearby, residents asked hunter biden is to put on a condom. that's just terrible! i think this is the last joke. finally that video music awards were held in new york last night and popstar katy perry appeared sporting a temporary qr code and the small of her back. if you scan it it says welcome to our grand opening. [ laughter ] okay! so, the views of the debate and pouring in an liberal cat ladies everywhere rejoiced, the debate got five stars from the makers of fancy feast and what will pause up says purina. of course saying kamala harris won but why wouldn't they? they are so far up her ass they

can see out of her mouth. it's like the parents watching the grandchild hitting a homerun in t-ball. look honey, she made contact and did not crapper pans! this is a month after warning her off the ticket. those were the days, remember joe said he would be a transitional candidate? he did not know she would be transitioning from president to fertilizer. [ laughter ] now they are so great for after all, she did not bully joe biden with a low bar like that all she had to do was avoid shouting allah akbar are claim that maroon five is an underrated band. compared to joe it's considered eight win she did not arrive in the back or hurst, plus the strategy of gaining trump with hoaxes paid off, kept her from saying anything about her past, present or future and i'd take his trump off. it helped that she had help, of course,, there is no way that she would have so confidently

rattled off those hoaxes if she did not know she had covered. it's like a drunk girl out of the bar picking fights that she expects her boyfriend to settle, exit here the boyfriend was the moderators. likely this is one relationship where she does not have to worry about a pregnant nanny. [ laughter ] now veteran at gop strategists are saying kamala harris won but remember these are the same geniuses that brought you the charisma of net ron made as is so boring his dog asked to be tied to the roof. that is an old story! but how will voters? remember them? the people who actually decide the outcomes of elections? or at least the ones where the dams are not accounting boasts? y'all spoke to undecided voters postdebate and we saw a common theme emerge, much like eight nude steve boosie for my birthday cake pick the had serious reservations on economic answers and somewhat found

themselves leaning more towards trump then kamala harris at the end. >> she basically repeated everything biden has said in the past. >> she did not talk about her policy since -- policy change it, deflected on immigration and did not take responsibility or joe biden's responsibility for letting people in illegally. >> he was able to go through his track record and i feel that kamala deflected to the entire time. >> there was some focus on policy but are nothing we got to the meat of the issue. >> my life was better was trump and offers, now with re/max administration and things have not been so fantastic and she saying that she can fix the problems are administration caused by outer know if i can afford to take that risk. >> greg: all of that despite this undecided harris had it won along the political media clause, the new york times even

admits as much. when the times said voters are not so sure it means we are [ bleep ] our pants -like biden after judging a chili cookoff. hell even rotaries interviewed undecided voters and out of the town is sampled, six were leaning towards trump. saying kamala was too vague, a big ball of nothing, they are worried about a rise in groceries and she said nothing to allaying those fears, and you were think she would be good at that, at least according to willie brown. i know! that was in bad taste. [ laughter ] fact is, voters her memory she was vp the entire time inflation skyrocketed and they don't like her and they can't even afford the eggs they want to throw out her. keep in mind this data is coming from reuters and they lean more to the left then it dana perino after half a daiquiri. using a stock photo on the show. [ laughter ]

but you see the common thread? these voters noticed something they media which is a had not, kamala harris did not say anything which was the goal all along, nobody learned anything except that she is younger than joe biter and can stay up past 9:00 pm, the only two qualifications you need to become nominee. that is how the dams wanted an abc was happy to help, even voters who dislike trump trust and more on the economy so dems can push the vibe all led by can't make you forget how traumatizing a trip to the grocery store is now than compared to four years ago and is when detergent was behind more plexiglas than a prison vegetation room. people can trick themselves into believing fantasy after the easiest person to fool is yourself. especially if you're already a full. they cannot fool you, they cannot make you pretend you're bills are not going up like hunter biden's polls after an eightball or that your bank

account is changing faster than jesse watters at a nude beach. [ laughter ] and they can to make you ignore the fact that the candidate they want you to vote for presided over this mess. maybe undecided voters are smaller -- smarter, who is she? that still remains the question. to battle the pendants in the world can help her answer that. let's welcome tonight's guests! she swings left and the newsroom, dana perino! nine out of 10 americans could never spell her last name, kayleigh mcenany! even atheists consider him a sex got! joe machi! and a new book is topping the charts, while she is giving fights, fox news contributor kat timpf! replies.

>> greg: is interesting isn't it? i don't even know what i'm asking you what is interesting! i can't just say that catalyst say that kamala did a lot better than expected by the undecided voters could see through that. they saw that while it looks good but, i don't remember anything she sighed about anything. >> about 67 million people watching on dealt -- television on various channels including ours, then you get to that 80 million people outside, and two days later the undecided voters are like okay we did not get enough out of that. trump saying he won't do a third debate and navarro tiktok media about eating the dogs and cats, that is what we are left with! i think it is still a tie, it will be a tide going into the next six weeks. >> greg: you just made a great point, if we just get that eating the dogs and eating the cats meme from of this debate,

america has won. >> we won! >> greg: right? it's great. it so organic, you can create a. the art eating the cats, they are eating the dogs! i can listen to that all night. and i think i will! kayleigh load to be honest, for trump, i noticed when you compare the debates that he does not change, people say -- >> you are just noticing? >> greg: yes! he does not listen to any device, correct. does he listen to you? >> at times he what yes, but he knows what to do. >> greg: but the thing is, do you think it would be wise to shift your sensibilities or your strategy when it kamala is so different than joe? joe biden is a corpse, she is not a corpse. but he was completely the same person, yet they say he was angry paired he wasn't angry, same guy pick sure and he addressed a little bit?

a. >> look he could practice pivot points when it kamala harris makes an attack, practice the pivot point. that's what happened before the second debate of the joe biden, it worked. he did not have to have a mock debate, he needed a game changes, paving points pick but look trump is who he is, you have not noticed that by now i feel bad for you. he is a fighter, he's a brash, but he is a fighter. he will fight every grocery bill to come down, he will fight against north korea, he will fight when it counts it when i did against kamala harris. but what i took from your monolog, the jake tapper, the ever so clever still so, they may be wrong page they don't understand middle america, the best i've heard is from 34-year-old chela miller, a black woman from milwaukee and her quote was this, i guess in learning more on his fact that her vision. donald trump has facts, has a record.

she has a vision i guess but we know who he is and that never changes. >> greg: i want to comment on that -- [ applause ] >> greg: -- all right, applaud! i'm assuming gear is -- applauding for my next question. as still think that if you think that he is angry, you will think he was at her know maybe you're right, and think maybe he should know he is being played, they got him mad about the rallies, they got him mad about something else that they brought up and if they just knew he did not have to play that. but you're right, he won't listen to me either and we are close friends. we go way back, way back joe! joe, have been looking at the data here and there is a most attractive woman in an america plan on voting for you, is it because of your members only jacket? >> i look very good greg. >> greg: you own the five remaining members only jacket,

and you are wearing them all right now! >> on the male model. [ laughter ] the only thing is i'm not doing very well was on attractive women because they keep them unattractive women. trump and i are similar, we are both brash, the remote -- both fighters, amor a lover. look from a technical standpoint, how you can say that kamala won is a debate if you have the memory of joe biden. don't even remember what it's like going to the supermarket and seeing the price of eggs or people moving off a airplane but she had no substance pick she moved her word a solid and i would not eat at that restaurant or vote for that candidate. but i was frustrated with trump because he had a sony opportunities to knock them out of the park. even when david o'meara asked him about the election lies, he should have had that cute up

like intelligence agents lied about a hunter laptop, there was government censorship and all he had to do was prove -- is a margin of victory was less then it is a margin of balance. >> greg: this i guess, joe is answering you kayleigh, i felt he missed opportunities. and i blame you for that! [ laughter ] at blame you! >> blaming, i was not there. >> greg: you know what, is kat, we were talking about this mysterious undecided voter. are we underestimating their intelligence that may be they are smarter than we think? >> perhaps. i don't know, action don't know and undecided voter. i know a lot of people! >> greg: we should find and undecided voter. >> i know they're out there -- >> greg: and kill them. with kindness! which is the name of my gun.

[ laughter ] >> it wasn't -- the majority of people, the polls show, it's a slight majority though, by the vast majority of people said this does not change their mind at all. i do think he definitely left some points on the table. he could have just done over and over again is just said, okay,, why did you not do that yet? they aren't really wanting as of their opposition which is crazy, hope and change from somebody in office now is crazy. if i were a presidential candidate in which god help us, that is probably what i would have done. but you probably got flustered, not flustered what irritated. it was unbalanced with the moderators i was pretty obvious to watch but over and over again, bringing that up in any situation, okay,, why should i believe you will do that when you have not done that in the

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callous. , don lemon rules his eyes watching maloney, already of the days from the douchebag known as a don lemon who mocked a recent first and former first lady demanding answers to their husbands assassination attempt, here is a video. >> the attempt to end my husband's life was a horrible distressing experience. now, the silence around it is heavy, i cannot help but wonder, why didn't law-enforcement officials find the shooter before the speech? there is definitely more to this story, and we need to uncover the truth. >> greg: here is what don lemon posted... >> the attempt to end my husband's life was a horrible, distressing experience. now, in the silence around it is heavy. i cannot help but wonder, why

didn't law-enforcement officials arrested the shooter before the speech? there is definitely something more to this story and would need to uncover the truth. >> greg: does he always look at woman that way? obvious you not much empathy shown from don lemon which makes sense for him because of anybody around him ever gets shot in the head, i guarantee you it's self-inflicted. [ laughter ] [ applause ] [ laughter ] >> greg: kayleigh! you imagine, in of this is such an easy question, but a republican magda joe biden of her jail was nearly assassinated say by a set of stairs? >> yes, i mean it that person would lose their job but wait, don lemon his job. look don lemon used to have the greatest comedy show on television besides gutfeld! it was don lemon tonight, would

grab a glass of wine and laugh at the man. he would take these large dramatic pauses like is that man okay? that's how crazy the show was! but you went from unintended satire to just being mean! who does not? on his former network, a clinton era commentator came out in reaction to that video says she is irrelevant. talk about empathy. the lack in empathy, she learned live it, realtime watching her husband that he had been shot and that's when they do? it's cruel. >> greg: i would hoping you would swear. >> i came close! >> greg: joe kelly does not remind you like after the riots and stop at one lemon was laughing are dismissing the people who were watching the buildings getting burnt down and people getting beaten, like i went out to dinner! had a great meal, where is the violence one except now when

people ask for him at the restaurant it's to refill their coffee. [ laughter ] look, i think he scoffed but melania trump make some great points pick when the government understaffed security, did night a request for secret service, leave a roof unguarded, leave him on stage when there's a security threat and destroy evidence, it is up to the government to prove the earnest and at this point. >> greg: that is true. [ applause ] -- innocent. and that is not a conspiracy even though you are a conspiracy or a. >> i am, what they dared was so much worse and disagree with that. it's not as if he disagreed with the talking head who made that opinion. he was rolling the eyes at the wife of the person who had been almost assassinated, and you started on a rolling when she's

out of the attempt to end my husband's life was a horrible and distressing experience for not saying anything about it, the incident or the secret service, maybe he is a huge fan of the secret service, i don't know! but should not be controversial! i don't care who you are, if your husband is almost killed, and think it's fair to call that distressing! [ chuckling ] and he rolls his eyes like, can you believe this is distressing? somebody shot her husband and the head? i mean pfft get a real problem! if you thought that was relatable, i hope to god he was drunk because it he did that sober that is so much worse. >> greg: what was she thinking -- >> i cannot understand it. >> greg: it is hard to read his mind when there is so little of it, you know? [ laughter ] all right dana, you get us where pause here. because i think kat nails that,

it's a woman expressing distress and watching her husband get shot in that year and he's acting like, can you believe this stupid lady? >> the people that feel the best about all of this is the people at cnn who fired him. there were reports of misogyny at that time if you remember, and there was a report of how he is not a nice person, he's not credible. heated something kind of interesting to during the debate, in atlantic city he interviewed a bunch of people about the economy and who they will vote for and when they said trump he starts to argue saying actually the economy is really good! and they laughed in his face and he posted it! and i thought while that's interesting. but now you realize why some people need a producer at any need handlers because left to your own devices, it makes everybody mad. we everybody realized how much he sucks. [ laughter ]

>> that was close! [ cheering and applause ] >> greg: if you left don lemon to his own devices, you would end up in the er. [ laughter ] >> on a cfl on a! -- honestly, i fell on it! thank you, thank you. i'm glad some perverts are here. i'm going to love this story, can initiate an insurer be redeemed after the ♪ that colonoscopy for getting screened ♪ ♪ is why i'm delaying ♪ ♪ i heard i had a choice ♪ ♪ i know the name, that's what i'm saying ♪ -cologuard®? -cologuard. cologuard! -screen for colon cancer. -at home, like you want. -you the man! -actually, he's a box. cologuard is a one-of-a-kind way to screen for colon cancer that's effective and non-invasive. it's for people 45+ at average risk, not high risk. false positive and negative results may occur.

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today, thank you. >> announcer: a story in five words. [ cheering and applause ] >> greg: shannon sharps accident told sex tape, you are familiar with this topic, former nfl superstar and current espn host has apologized for

inadvertently live streaming to the sounds of himself having sex with a woman on instagram. do we have his apology? >> always see him embarrassed and very disappointed in myself, not for the act. and think that is millions and billions of people of consenting age that engage in activities but to have your most intimate detail on the audio to be heard, i'm disappointed in myself. i have let a lot of people down. >> greg: really. joe, this happened to you. [ laughter ] hudy thank he handled it? >> is a you handled it pretty good, it happened to me a number of times when hackers have made it look like i'm eating cookies on instagram -- i actually kind of wish hackers would make it look like i was having sex with someone a guy that would help, prove a lot of people from high

school wrong. but what you don't want to do is lie that your account was hacked because that put you in some pretty bad company. you don't want to be and the same breath as some wiener. >> greg: joy and wiener. this is a common thing. i'm a technophobe. i forget to put my phone down, action happened to me, honor know we have that tape ellipses. >> that sounds pretty good, catch up later, all right? the man, by. yes! everybody on your knees! it is time to feed the beast! yes [ screaming ] perfect, keep the leash on! keep the leash on! [ laughter ] [ barking, sirens ]

>> and sheriffs department! [ bleep ]. >> greg: not again! out the window! [ laughter ] [ screaming, goat sounds ] >> greg: oh man. [ laughter ] [ applause ] that was on a fox and friends green room, kat. is this anything like this, have you ever -- it does not have to be sex-related but what have you accidentally? >> kind of, at a walk around being pregnant. which i think is a -- is embarrassing enough. and did not want to tell my dad -- [ laughter ] i did ivf dad. no, this is horrifying!

this is what [ bleep ] nightmares are made of. the sex tape included? words. it included english words that he was saying to the woman. you don't want to hear that again yourself! >> greg: you say suit -- stupid things! >> you don't want to hear that replayed yourself, let alone have that are broadcast to have other people listen to it. i think he's handling it well because you got out of bed. that is so -- i don't think i would ever be seen again! >> greg: we could not play the tape, do you know what he was saying? we could not get licensed for it because it was a third-party recording, we would have been sued. >> i don't think we should have played it. [ laughter ] i thought it was a joke when i clicked on it. not a joke. >> greg: yes! dana abscess can't ask you that

question. [ laughter ] >> hit me! >> greg: have you ever had a similar nonsexual experience, that see you accidentally but dialed somebody or what would happen to me, i left my phone on and it started voice texting my own conversation and it was on twitter, it would have posted on twitter and they would have heard everything i was planning. >> so note, that did not happen to me. i do know, i thought the shannon sharp sex tape was a little dull. [ laughter ] i had higher expectations. [ laughter ] >> greg: what a let down! [ laughter ] >> i mean, yeah,, it is like state could not even be eating the dog is eating the cats viral video! that's what he should be embarrassed about. never lie that you got hacked. that's like so 2016.

>> greg: it's the easiest thing to debunk. the easiest thing. so many did that it recently, they said they were hacked and was over within a day, you and him having to walk it back, kayleigh. it's not really about sex, it's about technology. everybody's one mistake away from global humiliation p-1 yes, ask jeffrey! >> greg: yes! >> looking have to learn at this point, be careful with technology, let me say that. >> greg: did guys remember him from cnn? >> don't google it if you don't know who he is. >> greg: he was accidentally masturbating -- while, he was purposely masturbating during a zoom call and you forgot to turn off the thing so it was in front of his coworkers. >> yes to david's point, don't say you were hacked like steve's colleague, remembered twitter 2020?

something about his neutrality about the presidential debates and he was put on leave. but luck things like that is easily happen. our member in college i was driving to spring break and i was going to tag somebody i love the smell of the beach and beach audit corrected to viagra so it literally said aloud the smell of a viagra. autocratic can happen! this is a bit more difficult. >> it would be funny if you blamed autocorrect! [ laughter ] >> greg: from beach to viagra. that is a sinister autocorrect. >> they did advertise male enhancement programs so that's marketing is. >> he should figure out a way to get paid for that, definitely! >> greg: all right kids that's enough sex talk. still ahead, she got a gripe with the way we wi

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so that is remembered clueless? you were probably not even born, that is a compliment. alicia silverstone, actress, shupe was out of this tiktok video, she is selling bamboo toilet paper which sounds painful unless you like a champ or something, i don't know. but she says at table -- toilet paper causes cancer, are you worried? >> about cancer? yes. toilet paper? no because everything gives you cancer. that's not really good advertisement, is gives you cancer, welcome to the club, everything goes. as i everybody. i will take the risk. >> greg: rather than not wipe. >> yeah,, gotta have my bamboo toilet paper. guess that won't wipe it, no. that will give you a lot worse problems. >> greg: does she care for the bamboo forest? dana, we talk about this a lot. could we -- [ laughter ] >> where is is gonna go?

cesar you have heard me talk about it, i was felt that toilet paper did not really do the job, it was a temporary fix, something to use until we came up with something about it, is like what we do steve? anna no joe, let's use this think i toilet paper. it will come up with something later and we never did. that we have these stupid roles. of it's not the right answer! maybe... >> i... disagree. [ laughter ] first of all she is talking out of her -- >> greg: you can say butthole we won a butthole they go she does not even know that's on how you say it in the eagle world, it's pfas. hello, get a clue, clueless period she is just making money, is another way for these greedy eco- warriors to take money out

of people's warriors like greta sonnenberg probably bought stock in the stuff. meanwhile pandas have nothing to eat! >> greg: exactly, and the poor pandas! and wanted clue they don't -- toilet paper. and they stink. you know kayleigh you are a religious person. do you think god or nature would have created a better method of waste disposal? i think about this, i do believe in a higher power but like think about those, what if, like imagine, do you wonder if the situation was reversed? what is it -- what if you're butthole was on your face and your mouse was where your bunghole whirls? you want first of all i have never -- [ laughter ] i have never wondered that in my life, nor will i ponder it of furthering you just said. but, i did make some copious notes for you greg.

she says, it is cheaper, $50 a year is all you have to spend. however you get 16 roles for $42, the charman extra soft one for family back, $33 for eight more roles, and it's like a hundred and 23 roles! it's what i buy for my family! and the chemicals only come out if you ingest the toilet paper so i'm sorry mom, sophie, they may not be here longer with the rest of us will be fine. >> probably have to also using five times as much as needed as well! >> have to bring it with you to work. [ laughter ] >> greg: i'm used to taking toilet paper from work! who hasn't, we've all been there. joe, says that the chemicals can give you hemorrhoids and bulbar vaginitis. you called out sick with our candidate and she? [ laughter ] >> any excuse i have our will use. i for one bought the trend here.

i think it is high time somebody took on big toilet paper. [ laughter ] and she makes some good points. i personally don't use toilet paper, i carry my own portable bidet with my own water supply. i don't trust fluoride either. [ laughter ] i only disagree with her because he only need 16 rolls of toilet paper per year, i'm gonna back over on that one. [ laughter ] but i will say this! sure, she is making money off the bamboo toilet paper but just like all these others like pharmaceuticals and food, a lot more people are making money on the other side selling the saying that very z. -- that advertises, the guy in the final short and stuff like that. [ laughter ] >> greg: did you fall out of the end? i did not.

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[cheering and applause] >> greg: it's my birthday. which means everyone has to saying --'s say something nice about me joe you go first. >> happy birthday little buddy eric i think people say that you are aging like a fine wine because someone should lock you in a basement. greg gutfeld does not know the meaning of the word quit here he always gets fire to. this man has gone more pink slips than about four -- victoria secret. but you've given me a ton of opportunities period just the other day you said joe how would you like to wash my car? but greg made a name for himself working at prevention, the magazine and fending off. greg sure proved he can deliver ratings. he showed got felt gets a 2.2

and he routinely scores of 1.8 on huber. >> that was a long way for an huber joke. >> i couldn't think of anything nice to say so i thought i would redo a poem. you roast the news make us all snicker but let's eat -- today let's get you cake and liquor. your show got her through her breakup and she loves you. i do to. [applause] >> greg: so she's available? >> she is. she's free. >> i hope you get what you want for your birthday. which you told me earlier was for everyone to order... so that i can make "the new york times" list.

this is going to be devastating to you that i'm going to tell everybody this. he didn't say that but he does wanted. he likes me. he is my friend. so i will say happy birthday to my friend, i'm very grateful for your friendship and all the support you have provided to me throughout my career and for only reminded me of that occasionally. [applause] >> it's hard to believe that greg is turning 60 because his life is such a short story. happy birthday (woman) did i read this? did i get eggs? where are my keys? (vo) don't wait while memory and thinking issues pile up. these issues may seem like normal aging but could be due to a buildup of amyloid plaques in the brain. amyloid can build up over time. the sooner you talk to your doctor,

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