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you, you filthy people. i know what you're thinking. happy wednesday, everyone. thinkingso joe biden appearede w on the view today where co-hoste sara haines said it's like having one of the beatles at the tablee of. true i >> true. if you're talking about georgere or john, it's not more like yoko. kamala harris will visit the southern border on friday.st she said she's looking forward to finally meeting justin shu. ahe say >> speaking of harris at the s last debate, she said she was a middle class kid. howevehed er it appearss en harris enjoyed things most middle class kids didn't like livingjoingskids private schoolr growing up in some of the wealthiest places on earth. jo the only thing she didn't enjoy was a nanny.
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unlikeani. her husband, wrong way. or >> that was a long way for a cheap joke. you're welcome, america. new cdc data shows. that us obesity rates have fallen for the first time even for. but just like the crime statistics, the cdc left out the cities new orleans, los angeles and the view. >> reports claim that a us woman died inside. switzerland's new suicide pod. where can you buy for a friend? >>wo askedman. one woman. she kills people. they. we're not messing around. a survey finds residents a wyoming have the most positive outlook on life. researcherook on ls could only n three residents with a negative attitude about the futur e. . liz cheney, dick cheney and ad snow covered buffalo barack.
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finally, cnn aired a mcdonald's segment featuring some of their foodn aired donald's. >> and brought in brian stelter to discuss his. but the food was not so muchs a prop as it was to keep stelter from trying to eat. kaitlan collinit ts oh, he's a hungry little devil. >> right? let's do a monologue. so after four years as border czarter four and serving at our nation's second highest office, kamala seems to have suddenly remembered's offic we actually a border. she's seen the lighta border, ac not the one joe's walking towards for she's announced she's going to the border. true. after four years of denying, there' afters border crisis, whs changed? why the 180? do you suppose it's the polls? e it's amazing how the only way g to get a democrat to do anything is their of losing power.
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then suddenly everything they mock becomef s, everythingr they embrace. according to a new gallup poll, the orangeace. meanie. he's winning. and the reasons why i happeneds to be realy ha, you know, issue, things like economic pessimism, inflation, fuel prices, higher than pelosi's eyebrows. and there's that, you know, little thing, you know, that crazy notion that every nation in history has been to have a border except the u.s.. it's no wonder a new york timetl poll shows that in swing states like arizona, georgia and even north carolinawing, trump is kamala like a mouthy orphan. shd shut up, orphan. and in light of how under poll the republicans are, the margins are likely wider than. >> a jerry nadler seatbeltse extender. so kamala, suddenly she's for fracking. suddenly she hates defunding the police.s fo and yet suddenlr she's heading to the border. now if you doubt. that is
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a major change from the past, he or she is providing a nuanced articulation of her previous border policy that hasn't, you know, that'sng going to make her claims of beingo black even harder to believe. she has all the naturae.l of miy romney. ironically, now, kamala seems to be all foironicr her past. but moments like that or captured forever , it's not easy to be a vacuous, lying chameleon in the internet age. >> what's most amazing, wel still don't know what her plans for the borderdon't r or for a. else are. sure, she's going down there. so what will she do to tighten t the border to deport criminal n thaliens? to g guard america's kids against migrant predators. where's her songmerica's and dar that? or does she think that just visiting the border like it's a visia falls gift shop is going to be enough to get
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her ahead in the polls tt he? d >> so let's look at it. look at it and say, yep, that's the border. all right. wo the boer all rw. >> i can see my potential voters for me hereor. >> or maybe she'll that load of scrap metal. that would have been trump's wall. have been d slap up a few hundre miles of fence. the cheap labor is right there. to. >> do it on the other side.he but oddly, democrats are allergicr sidee demoic to b. and barriers. and it's this allergy that allows predator lergs game the system, whether it's gangsters from venezuelagat claiming asylum, male definingeg themselves a as, women to enter female prisons or repeat criminals, capitalizin entgn the rhetoric of oppression to escape incarceration. rhet without barriers is prone to predation because that's what barriers keep out w predators. so what you're seeing at the border is exactlhaeingy what yoa in every place where dams have eliminated barriers to entry, anyone illumina game. the system. it's our biggest threat to predatory advantage thr and,
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a barrier free society. when you don't have rules at the door, whethere rulehe doa country or a bar. the bar will be destroyed and so will the countr bstroyey >> even the freest place on earth requires rule rules fs those who want in rules that one abides by or else t and that weeds out the predators. but the left has deemed such limits. oppressive, and it'ss destroying us. der inder voters prefe trump when it comes to illegal aliens. i mean, they really prefer him. w poll shows that voters actually trust trump to keep not jus s votert aliens, but interstellar aliens out of the country as well. i admit i'll miss the probes, y but talk about a guy who owns the issue. they're even afraid of him and other galaxiess the they are, includingchiff. the home planet of adam schiff . meanwhile, harris can keep doing 180 degree turnsgree like tim walz when he hears a car backfiretu. >> but we know if you change policy once, he's going to do
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it again so she can go tot the border all she wants. kno we all know that the real wall she wants to build is between who she wal t and whe pretends to be. >> now let's welcome here and get at his comedy show. the to drink minimum is cyanide . actor, writer, comedian jamie lissauer. she drives a lettuce nuts whileh firming your . host of keeping it real gith jillian michaels on del mar podcast that we really like . she's got two best sellers and 11 total "new york times" best seller erica kat timpf. [cr and he can feed a familyauth of five cannibals. "new york times" best selling author, comedian and former jandom year with entirore jamie.
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>> i'm actually very excitedmicd for kamala to go to the border because i'm looking forward to hearing her mexican accene bt and this is this little travel hack. >> i greg: thif go to mexico ann into a mexican gang, if they're holding their guan, it's a party parallel. get out of thereperpen. i could i quickly touch on ifunn think it's so funny that they're aliens. remember what they said? trump would be better with aliens and that remember they tolwith alid usd there wers during covid and everyone was like, okay lik like, nobody carn like, there was so much going on that nobody cared that people were just like, oh, my god, aliens. are they going to bring toilet pape will tbrinr? aper we need toilet paper. im're so worried about covid w. >> i thank goodness we'll have some. you imagine if an alien cameag and biden was present and the alien was like, take me to your leader. and they took it to biden.
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and the alien was like, i think leader means somethinge alie different on our planet. >> that's an impression of an alien. by the way. you take all day working on this that. >> gillian i am so excited to have you here. >> i'm a big fan. you're the best. . >> all you you watching this election and seeing what kamala is doing, what do you thinks happening right now? um, well, first of all, i wasn o paying attention to the interstellar alien thing because i did not want t the i l probe. and i. i will say s a little proud. >> i will also say, like, maybe she just, she maybe she missed the exit. >> you know what i mean? she's just showing up like, four years late. you know. fro years you miss tha you show up an hour late. and i think she's also going to. i'm u picp right after this, i'm told. >> yes. i'm thinkingthinking i'm thinkiy it's alarming in all transparency. >> i am of former leftie. i try to root myself firmlyysel in the center, but i feel
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as though that cliche that the left left me and some of these unbuilt, livable, extreme s positions alarming. i can't wrap my head around how they gotalami there. yeah, that's i think that's the story for a lot of people is they're finding themselves without a home very much, you know, whethewithout . r it's or tulsi gabbard and they're all like just like going it's not the lie we don't want to be democrats. >> the democrats don't want to bo bee us. >> that is it in a nutshell. and when you start listening start, people like yourself and all transparency, it makes sense. withe are things i don't agree with on the right. there are things i don't agree with on the leftn gs i, but the extremes are deeply alarming and the fact that we're making issues like health, partisan opr politicizing health and making that an alt right issue. >> yeah, that's crazy. pplaus >> is despicable that it'se] crazy. it's especially since stalin was a fat cat i disagree with.
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>> like everything she said, wit that never happens be on this show. so i'm really excited fo'mr in being hereg here. >> yeah. yeah. does it bother you thattion this happens before an election? >> suddenly they care about these issuessuddenly they, but of course. know again, she's runnings the as she's the opposition. i know we're going to talk later about biden on the view, ank r about was saying,i well, yeah, i gave her all kinds of stuff. you know, she was a pole k part of all of this. so, i mean, think about i always go back to this.mber the dreamers remember that when trump said he was going to remove protectioumn, arms. the dreamers, everyone's up in arms. >> how many years ago was that now? how many was that?g been done ty . actually solve that issue >> everybody talks about it when it's convenient and then whenou it's then when something else is going. we need to talk about. they start talking about thaou politicians now are so obsessed with getting like the best little sound bites on tv or like owning eachv or on twitteri which is pathetic when any of us do it. path but more pathetic whene yo
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they do it because you actually are the ones that do have the power to do somethin other gbut th this stuff, but they don't. so obviously now sheey s wants to go there and say, hey, and they're going to say, i already knew already what they're saying. so predictable. alou'lruthey're saying trump kip the border bill and it's all his fault. lik >> and then that and then trump's your fault, your fault, your fault, your fault, and then nobody gets gets i anywhere. >> we're going to be in the same position. and where are the dreamers posi >> where do they go? t they're smart everywhere. whoa. yeahhere'sow. more like wedge dreamers. tyrus yeah. at mea what does that mean? it doesn't mean anything. i just wanten?'s necd, say says. i just wanted to say it because it popped into my head at this i point. and i am so sorry. they were already to o enough. >> is it a mistake for f her tot go to the border? >> because it's a mistake, everybody. it's a mistake to you. mistake fo akr you to yell enough to me. >> gutfeld oh, having having said that, who who? enoug oh, that'sh. enough off.
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oh, you just tone the blackness down for at what this is. >> is it anybody who's ever been on the wrong side of the parenting or the relationship side when you're the person cheat who either cheated or the reason for the divorceedr yi the separation, and you really want to show the family that you've changeony wantto sht like, i'm going to be there at the birthday parthday pary ae showed up at the border and she had the confetti and we're going to have a parte confet wyy and they're like, hey,, , his birthday was yesterday. >> shey, hirthdao it's just it s back to the same name. >> yeah, it's a little too. late. you can' t get it back no one's fool for this. >> and the soundbites fu of here stepping out to sign the border and go ill. >> yeah we've beenborder and g. so unless it's an apology tour which she's not going to d o this is again it's just a little bit too late. >> a little bit too late. right. nex up next, he wa s a kobe czarat ae s a kobe czarat ae who took partying to o.
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>> but i actually knew diddy. dd we invested in a water company together. >> i was never invited to one of the parties. th a rea real crime, is it? is it me? >> truthfully, so much of went d on and not that i know i can thear during covid was bott h i know right through it. >> and the harder they clamp downe y clam for more full of i they were like gavin newsom at the frencgavin neh, right whn he told everyone to stay away from their family during thanksgiving. yeah. yeah. no, it's i think that as these storie.hink as out, we're goingi look back. we're just going to get angrier and angry. ll looback and justhe next times a pandemic we ain't doing. >> i ain't going. it's going to be all , all the time. >> cat this guy posted. i'm kidding. he has it himself. all right, guys, pandemics over everyone at my house for an audience.
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guysne at my, guys, and then an. i'm serious. they'll be cake. that's just, you know, that's just hurtful. >> look, we can't expect. >> okay? can i just get the invite, though? i'm not going toite? go, but itl be bad. >> yeah, it'll be an ebi where e you can see who's attending. yeah. yeah, i'll be busy ere yo, but always kudlow's the first to say yes. >> brad mayor plus two. yes. so, kat, the guy boastedthe about having the power over people while he was doing this. >> yeah, that's got to make you steve. >> yeah. yeah. i truly, i don't. i care that it was. like, i don't care that it was sex parties. i don't want anyone to be able to say, oh, i'm just people are just scandalized because it was a sex party. i'm exactly as angry about this as i was about the french laundry, which is to say, extremely angry. >> so was in november 2020. i had to spend i was in the
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hospital and i had to spend almost my entire time alone in the hospital with a life threatening medical issue because of covid. >> yeah. and you are out banging hordes of people in a hotel room. yes. and telling me that i can't that you are so, like, it's so infuriating. >> and to be bragging about it, thinking that you're cool. yeah. first of all, if you go to sex parties, you're not supposed to tal k about it at all. i know. even if you're not a person telling other people that they have to be alone in the hospital. ye t be s. >> so, yeah, i think every bit of humiliation that getting is not anything worth the damage that he's done t. society ed, and to even that brings upui the point about beinngg the hospital. i think about all the people that couldn't see their dying loved ones. pehat coule and go to canada. i lived, if you guys notice. yeah, that was that was. yeah d .
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>> but yeah, people died alone. yes. well again, didn't pass the bar but it didn't take it either. it's motive. . hmm. they just. covou knew that covid only affected the elderly, the obese and people with preexisting conditions. so if you weren't those things, ifs could go to partie and restaurants. so they willing. they knew exactly what it was. o and they chose to do this tothis people anyway. how is this differen tt thant ab finding out about a serial killer? we now know what the motiva sere was. they it was control. they knew exactly what they were dealingive was. knew wh wil chose to tell the american people otherwise. now, fore what profit power they were able to reshuffle things. >> so if anythinr ableg, admissn should be having a special counsel form somewhere b or something because we had people's lives ruinedes and forever. people who first you're fired becaus fore you won't get a vace shot. so you can't run into that fire and save people anymore. sht have this career
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anymore. you can't have that anymore. i have to watch my grandma die through a glass because even though i wasn't going to be i wasn't part of the group that wasup in danger from covid. so i could have held grandma on her last word ha ons. >> and even if i would have got cold, that i'd have been okay. yeah, but you took that fromayou this, stole that from the american people. >> so whether it's sex or playinpeople g parcheesi we hear here. >> but the point is, is that you ruined americans lives? you've ruined our country. we're stil l not the same fromof it. our kids are forever. our whole group of kids are still lost kar work. go t go to a restaurant, get service these days. it's horriblrestaura ande. just afraid. a that's a small thing, but it's across the board. yeah, it's a motivll acrse. what was the greatest crime committed against the american people by our government me c and smiling and throwing out first pitches? >> no. they should be next to duty. yeah fitches. >> jamie, were there ever sex parties, your house? >> and were you invited? it wase weird.
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>> it was a sex party for them. for me, it was a surprise party. yea parts, it is. >> it being surprised at a sex party? >> sexual harassment. being surprised proves that you weren't invited. next party. i would never have a sex party. i don't like cleaning up after o a regulan'r. party. >> yeah, i had a bad experience on one of these. >> i he i was neverback allowed. it was. it was started at 6 p.m. and they told me i came too earl. rted 6:0ycamey and i go it's onx baths. >> it was five to six, it was 5 minutes to six. i thought that was fun. i did have a confusing one though. i got invited. i got invited to a sex party. once it turned out, i misunderstood it was i t a gender reveal party and i wast deep into it when i found out it was a guy and it wasn i yelled it's a boy.out.
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>> and i ran out and he and he isn't aware that we live in a time where you could go to g your multiple gender reveal parties for the same kido to. >> yeah, you pose some very valuable questions. jamie now, jamie, that thoseion. were good ones. going all right, we're going to move on. comip, the view's newest newes resident is our demented president. >> i f you'll be in the new york area. we'd like tickets to see gutfeld go to foxnews.com slash gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audience. what do people want more of? >> more? more oh, yeah , more, more hangouts, more. oh, so good.
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>> biden gets eulogized by the cast that's plus sized. our video of the day comes to us from the ladies of the view and president biden. he swung by their show this morning to let this holdin.ofgd of hirsute hyenas lick his wounds. >> on swung by th, i don't knowu guyswo. ad taste >> bad taste. roll it, madge. it was only two months ago that you decided to step aside from seeking reelection, putting your countryou first above any personal ambitionappl and passinauseg and passingd pas the torch to the vicine one of the beatles. you said you were going to have an administration that looked like you sai americm and with so many other things you delivered. you gave us a very diverse cabinet. >> so thank you. thank you. thank you for that. you werek you fo y my ride or die.
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i was going where we're going in about half an ride or die. goinghe's already dead. i haven't seen i haven't seen a tongue like that since i fell into the hippo pit at seaworld . cat? >> yeah. when you look at him, do you instantly think of the beatles? k instantlyeah, me and i. t i get why he left the house for that. for , it was unbelievable. >> actually, paul mccartney's older. he is in that crazy. it's crazy. and i when i saw him live long ago, is three hour show, no breaks, playing all these instruments, singinghow no wholh time. i've always said the band thing. not about age. yeah. thing noagg going on?w it >> i mean, we knew it would be like this. i still couldn't believe just how much was jw much. and. i but in a way, it's like, what? what do you want from the guy at this point? t't yowant froguy?you know, he'. he's like, yes, i am. good. yeah. itod. was som sad something sad, really. >> in a way. he's like, what he said thatdefi
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he could have beaten trump, but that's not why he dropped outeat'st. >> yeah. and they're like, totally, totally. yeah. do you think why did you that? yeah. why did you go? you didn't feel like it. yeah, exactly. you >> yeah. it was his choice. tavis do you think he thought he was on animal planeughtwaani hahahahaha. oh no, no, he was not on animala planetne. e if he was on animal planet. the animals went at him. hs out of respect for the dying lions, do like would be sathere there and you can't. >> this is why i hate the termy ride or die because it's ride'sa or die. >> you can't say r i you were my ride or die. >> yeah. so is he died? yeah. hello? yeah, it's die time. yeah's . >> so since he's dying from, the political world and his job, shouldn't you die from yourworld ans jos? goldberg? just being consistent. and i always whenever a fellows
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,you're dating somebody and she tells you on your ride or ridshe's die, she's lying. she's your ride. or till the next guyser get together. and then she died inside and then left you. but that's it kills me. he didn't even. the best parbuthe bet about this this is awkward. is it is. the president won't remember it tomorrowt won't re. everything he went through, he won't forget. but it was sadwon't . . l an they're trying to coach and pull answers out of him and trswt ofy to tell him this r whatever. >> he didn't know that he wasn't running anymoreanymore.. he was arguing with them like i could beat my numbers or as goobe mmberd as his. >> who's next? who's next? it fel so it it. a it felt like. it felt likeetween a cross betwn like a cross between a kindergarten graduation and a funerakinderd al. >> yeah. it's like he doesn't want the divorce, but the entirea dio families. >> actually, divorce is a great time. you're going to be so happrce ei in the home they should have. >> you know what, jamie? they all should have been wearing thos
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? e shirts at the end of dateline where they have the victim on their shirhet. oh, you've been like joe thate e have been amazing. big shirt with joeenng. on it. >> yeah. joe don't wear that when they kicked you out. r fasee. yeah. >> just, just punch him. joe, joe my he was my.e i think you're going to digoe and this interview was it was sort of thought we were done and with joe. yes. and then here he comes back. if comes. can i ask a favor? yeah. if i ever have, like i,yo three months to live, i want you to play this interview in the background so it seems blonger was. it was. it was. it was painful w to watcatchh. i just heard that i did you see that? there's one part. he he part e said, like, i forgot who said it. but they said trump. trump was like a bug oaiit butr yeah. and then he then like biden, like, leans overg an and he sman i would bet anything that his tricep is sort of moral.
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that's how that's how littleow he moves. >> jillian, have you ever done >>? view lit >> i did once. i mean, i've never see n place not be a rabid hen house outside of joe and kamala. if i if you could forgive me and i could puand t my liberal t on for a moment here thing with biden. when did we pretend this guy was the second coming of ? because as a td co liberal who d liberal my entire life, he wasea always the bad guy. >> he was. this guy is responsibls alhee fo the 94 crime bill. is systemic racism all wrapped up into one human decency guy. did you enjoy strom thurmond? yeah. y thatizedthis is the guy that racist remarks about obama this is the guy that was anti-gay marriage. how much time do we have? yeah. when are we pretending that he >>s when he ran for president,
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our votd comes from the days in hotel. i love the days in. >> the hotel, especially the one in lubbock, texas, where a criminal hold ups in room and was taken down by a bomb squad robot. crazy right. >> who knew there were stillants hotels not filled with migrants? oh, the wounded man exchanged gunfire with police duringough a two hour stand up before being brought to heel by ane of officer made a steel watch this play by play by a local reporterl. by a. >> we watched as he went in and out of the hotel room waving ha bible. officers deployed the lubbock regional bomb squad roboe regit de la rosa tries to push the robot away. he even shoots iroeven shed.t. >> but that doesn't stop doesn the robot that eventuall'ty the gas into the room. you can then see de la rosa out through the window and collapsing onto the floor. >> the robot then runs right overhead, pinning him to the ground until the swatm team can take hicam into custody
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. yeah, i really didn't expect that response from the audience. they're just. that is listen, this is a big deal for them.de althis is the first time that white people aren't going to be blamed for police violence b. wow. they're like, it's not us. it's the robot. >> but he has robot privilege. but you better hope. you better hope the person who was controlling him was a little white guy. that's it. that's true, though. it's not a robot. if it's if it's controlleda whe. by somebody else. >> yeah, but listen, i would hav. ee over him, too, so >> but i think this is people need to see this that apprehending criminals is not easy. yeah. even robots have to come sometimes. >> but that's. i mean. >> he did everything right. it is true, though, jamie. you know, you eliminate the emotioyon within from an t
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arrest. that's got to be good. did that happen with you whe gon you were arrested? >> mm. yeah. i feel like, though, if the machines that have takentedh you over, it's, it's now our fault, right. like we're now o having robotsom and also i've, you know, i've spent, i've spent some time of daytn,s in and you can, you u tell if you look at a hotelok a you'vet got a hotel like this. if you go to a hotel in your door, if you open your dooor thr in the parking lots there, you've made a series of bad decisions in your life that you don't like. i said, i stayed two daysut in about a month ago, and i call the front desk. i go, hey, manago an, got a leak in my sink. >> and the guy goes, go ahead. i don't give it. uys go aheand get just just las, they it was the stand up was the 2 hours. yeah, it's 2 hours with thet di
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swat team. and then they then the robot did thd that.y what do you why do you think they didn't like earlier a guy didn't go oh my god, i have a robot that could do this. >> yeah. it took so long, they had to, like, go through the paperwork. yeah. that exercisk.e every alternatie before sending in johnson forgot to charge him from the last drug hallway, so they had wait for him to charge up. >> jilliant you make, do you mae of this? >> is this a promising sign of our futurg signfuturee? i honestly was wondering where i could get one. yeah, i was like, what ifou this would get my kids out of bed, talk back just for's right? >> overall? yeah. you know, i mean, that's amazing. look, it's all of god that was so breaths, cat. do you notice that the robot had gas? mm, no, i. >> i think this. glad you did though. i think that this something that could be great for texas. i don't think you could use it in manhattan d us though, because itlike
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just looks kind of like performance art. >> yeaperformaart.h, you know w? like, if you did this in bro brooklyn, people would just be like, they'd come in, like, take pictureoknlikes. his in they'd tell the guy they liked his installation. meanwhile, he's like a dangerousts dealer with a gun. >> so you couldn't do that here. i like see how he threw the tow. >> it was really pixar vibes, right? >> p guy aeven pantsed at the end. >> lik e the i believe the suspect was then put in custody. but this robot went to a local ros wd 40 andn ty bu he got in a fight with a fire. fire man is that just a new a york thing. yeah. yeah. the cops and the firemen, they don't get along new ything? now that's everywhere. >> wherever they have semi-pro football . n vers yeah, there's the firemen versus the police. e that's ait's a big. >> all right, well, that fizzled out, but i don't. care show still goes on. i'm a pro up next has ozempic
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>> but, you know, it's interesting, too you know ,kat, when i was young, there was only one fat kid in a class . exactly right. we call him husky by his clothes. in the husky section, he's chubby. he was also really popular because he had the best snacksys at home. >> now it's like the reverse. you go, you drive by a bus stop. sometimes slowly, and you see the kidsu driv there's just one skinny kid. >> mhm. yeah. fatter well i'm getting fatter this year. you are, you are a pudgy year. woman. i am getting. no i am getting fat. it's weird. it's weird for me. woma i keep bumping into thingst because i'm not used to having hips. yeahhie i'. >> so you're saying i should knock on a zen pic immediately after i give birth? >> please? never. oh, no. i'm going to have to do diet give bir cise exercise. don't you look great. i think you just get to your. >> you know, the way you were. pre-baby. give yourself time.>> a y >> take a year.ea a year? yeah. >> or i could do a zombie. >> jamie, i can tell you what happens if you do.
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