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from having scabies to making babies. "new york times" best selling author bucks. this contributor got to. >>at's my favorite rhyme scabies in babies is accurate awesome. all right. >> thaaccurate some news stories, let's do this. >> yeah. the open dregs leftovers. >> mm yeah, it's leftovers the where i read the jokes we did use this week. and as always it's my first time reading them. so if they , we'll send joe mackeyd not to view dresseda cupcake. donald trump is planning a rally in butler, pennsylvanila ,next month, the same town where he was shot. not to be outdone toe, biden wil also be returning to the scene where he almost died died . >> joy baker and wanda sykes
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fear that donald trump will put comedians in jail. fwell, good news, ladies. >> you're both safe. ate a woman who ate nothing but sardines for three month se lost said she lost £35 and it cured her chronic medical complaint. s plus, she's got a new boyfriend . >> i loved his music. >> disgraced former governor andrew cuomo is reportedly considering a run for new york city mayor. ng a rhe's already campaigning r the youth vote since he killed all the old people and slight exaggeration that only some. joe biden referred to j.d. vance as a secretary during an event yesterday. even more absurd, he referred to wife as a doctor.
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mark zuckerberg unveiled a newea holographic smart glasse news ah this week. look at them. the glasses will allow users to translate. will spoken in fe countries so you can hear what a dork in 24 languages. >> this week, former nascar driver danica patrick endorseded trump and then said she wanted to help make america great agaiain. r and i say what a better way for her to do that than to stop encouraging women to drive sexist. i know. i'm glad you caught that sexism . singer lana del rey married an alligator tour guide which maght help if one day she ever opens for madonna. sorrorry. earlier today, israeli prime
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minister benjamin netanyahu u.dressed the general assembly to make sure that the pro hamaso protesters show up late.he off >> he offered to page them them first. yeah yeah. >> vice president harris finally paid a visit to our southerndent har border. and while she spoke to reporters, her husband interviewed potential nannieeok this week, prince harry screamed with as he navigated a haunted house with jimmy fallond a ha. >> fallon harry said the. scariest part was being confronted by the ghos th his missing. >> i'm not the most sexually active woman in australia. claims she's closeexually a gol of sleeping with 600 men this year. mei wonder if she counted thoseh who banged during the outback
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right to a large part of the par country. yes. >> p diddy and crypto fraudster sam bankman-fried are reportedly bunk mateshe sai in jail. i diddy is said to be thrilled to have been paired upn with someonepaired with such a e rack. california's plastic bag banforn is now in effectia's promptings nancy pelosi to go into hiding . maribel amtrak announced a two day route from chicagoe only to florida. it's the only trip where a one way ticket is more expensivewhee than the round trip seat because no one wants to go back to chicago. >> so that's why the one way is more expensive. round trip. thank you, sir.
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i knew that would take a while. and finally the world's largest cheesecake was served at a cream cheese festival in new yorksecaked at and ate the largi anymore. >> said one masn't then. cheap. but it always works. >> all right. so two day s have come and gone since kamala's first big girl interview without a chaperon. >> and the media int is beginnig to notice what we've known for a while that the more you hear from her morhear, the you underd why the left doesn't want you to hear from her. checoes no tk out her greatest hits from wednesday night. >> welt.l, but we're going toxe have to raise corporate taxes and we'rang toe going have to re we're going to have to make sure that the biggest corporations and billionaires pay fair share. that's just it. looking holisticallying holi at, the connection between that and housing and looking holistically at the incentives we in the federal government can create for localin federal
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and governments to actually engage in planning in a holistic manneactuallyr. >> just want to ask you, yes or no, at any point in your life, have served to all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce that is onions on a sesame seed bun looking at a mcdonald's. >> yes or no? that's it. i have. sure you have. surkamala and brian stelter juh opened a 24 hour health club c. >> you know, i love how she never says where> mcdonald's was. >> you want lies with that shake, at least workings with biden has taught her what a number two is. and it's not cheeseburger combo. but the interview was such a disaster even the new york times couldn't spin it. they tore carmelo's interviethew like the view nine, threw a platter of pulled pork sandwiches. >> here's this quote. mrs. harris responded to theth fairly basic and predictable questions with roundabout response d predics that did not provide a substantive answer or this aie
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hard hitting harris interview is still yet to come. wow. or it's. it's not quite clear what ms..ha harris gained aside from giving ined beyher campaign aides the to say she held a one on one cable television interviewld a. now, that may sound mild y to you, but for the times, that'sou losing their collective, even, they knew that when she a talked, she made a ball of yarn sound like socrates. how come so bad these dayst -- it's driving at the u.n.s causin to drink. that was the trend. s leader of haiti, edgar leblanc. noansition relation. to matt. >> i want to see it again. >> i'd say someone get that man
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plastic straw. too bad they're banned. so while they pusheyare bann har it's like a reverse mortgage on a timeshare. they also tried to hide who she really is. it's a catch 22. we're witnessing an electiontche version of hiding the kids presence until christmas morning. exceptnversion of the gifts ared of rap manure. and the parents of the democratic partyents in the med. >> it's the total opposite with donald trump. surel op says a lot of stuff, t but within that he breezily offershe pointed specifics.specf and i'll take that overe th this game of.ad hide and seek. go ahead. ask him if he will settle the wak him if r in and he will end the mid the chaos in the middle east. te they will settle the warn in ukraine and i will end the chaos in the middle eastat and i will prevent something that nobody else will be able to d o. i will prevent world war three. you think biden lies awake at night thinking, how are we going to get europe to pay ? here's no, he goes to sleep. here's a guy can sleep on the beach. g sleephow do you sleep on thec i wi you have cameras on?
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i will never sleep on the beach in front of live television, i promise. has anyone ever promised that before? has anyone ever had? he's pointing out that not only does the emperor have no, e he has no empire. all he has is a beach umbrella and memories of corn pop and cannibalism. >> s ando. ays no >> got a candidate in harris who says nothing and means eveto less. and you got trump who will say whatever he wants, but tells you exactly what he thinksu hav take it or leave it. for me, that depends. depends. the transparency. it's the biggest hypocrisy. of all. they pick the candidate who won't reveal her plans. perhape who wills because they w how bad they could be. right, joe, as vice president,st there wasn't a single thing that i that she couldn't do i and she was able to delegate
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her responsible party on everything from foreign policy to domestic policy. a sihat'ns what call a sick burn as the air campaign triesn thei to find daylight between their crummy candidatemy candi a past four years of . >> joe says, hold on, kids. she was me every step of the way from afghanistan to the border . dem >> maybe he's not so demented after all. david, for those of you at home, who don't know, you're quite an accomplished comedian, but you hoso ownte ashed a razor compan. how is your razor company doinge ? >> well, the, you know, i'm living at the ymca ymc [lw. nonow... yeah. t razor gang is doing good. that's the thing. you know, i'm nohe tt as many ad profits. i'm giving it back to the people. really? yeahg these are very i my margins are very small. yeah, i'm doing, you know.
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>> my. here's one thing. inflation's a big problem in america right now. mm-hmm. bigroblem americ my product actually costs less. my blades are only $0.10 each. really? isn't that something made in america? deand don't know why they're noe flying off the shelves. >> all right. well, let me ask you this. what president would besg:t the the razor industry? >> well, i mean, if you don't count cutting wrists, i i'mcandd happy to meet with both candidates. >> do you sleeatp on the beach? >> sometimes, yeah. i mean, when the ymco yoa have a curfew at 11, so i'm going to leave you alone now. >> dagen was. didn't you finedk time "new york times" assessment of karma like that's their versios" n. like, holy, they're pulling out
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their hair. even in that ton.e, you could tell they're in panic. >> they were in panic. it could be worsy werenic,e. you need me to sell his razors for them? because the risk slitting is a one time customer. one-sation, have to dismis that. >> dismissed that. like you want trump lower inflation and people iople goine and feeling good where women actually want to shave their legs shav. >> yeah. an d it's wait, i don't know if i should have done that because i they were horrified by her performance. they're are horrified about what she might say if she had abous keep doing these intes because she's this close letting slip why she really wants the top job and it's because she just wants to spend other people's she get wants to get her hands on daddy . i mean uncle sam's credit card, which has no limitrd it. >> i mean, that's really any rirl's goal, right? and private jet, that jumbo jet
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with the big bedroom on it who don't want to be abl e to one? that anywhere. right, greg. girl power she's the embodiment ba everything that the feminist and the democrat party loathe deep down. >> hmm interesting. >> you know brad i watched trump yesterday, talked fobrettr 4550 minutes. he went on a lot of tangents. but every time he went to anything, whether it was israel or ukrain,e, england he had he was aware of what's ad going on and he could drop down into each issue. >> drown are you are you worrie? you're foreign policy dude that calmly gets elected? she not only does she not knowde ,doesn't seem that she has a desire to know, she has zeroo foreign policy experience. and that's a problem, right? i thinn policyd thatk, like kam, will never answer detailed questions about how she's going to gover aboutn, how she's goine
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be any different than what we've already seen in the white house. and let's be honesseenabout thi she's pretty much had the position for the last four years already. fo fr e that'she don any different and nothing. and, you know, look at the national securitok ay, the guys, that are running the agencies, the appointees for for our governmenternmen. that's failure after failure. peopkamala and biden appointed these people to this position. but trump actually seems have at plan. he understands the issues. he's got a plan to to stopan thh in ukraine. and i got to be honest, you know, it's -- it's really bad out there right now. weonest,s read the on the precie world war, israel, taiwan, rribe ukraine, we cannot have terrible leadership sittin lg at the top causing evn more wars than before. and the fact is thatg even m thp stopped a lot of the stuff overseas when he was in office, >> ghe'll probably o do it agai. >> mm.e i hope you're right, kat. cat, what yougyou're said last night. >> same thin>> whag. >> okay. what exactly has she been doin g ? >> mm-hmm. like, okay, let's say, you know, these eight vice presidents go to a lot l,
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you know, in their job, but that should mean that she had time thamean to get better.i >> she didn't even write a boodk that i know, like everybody at fox has written a book, didn't even know she'd even have a meeting>> she with someoe to talk to them about writing a book to put her name on. aboubook. thing. >> there's nothing she did. nothing. but you see, things go pretty well for her when she does nothing. yeah. okay. if i would go into hiding and then i'm on the cover hi time magazine cover, i might go into hiding, too. >> yeah, that's what you know, when she's not doing interviewss and she's not on the air. shd she a bunch of people on the air, in print every medium, talking about how great she is without actually taking the chance takin, put herself ot there because it's taking the chance that she might do something wrong or mess something up. i think the new york times nailed it, actually, when they said that there'smethin ew york en tha no other reason to do this except to say she did a one on one interview. >> well, that yeah, that is why sh e did it. >> yeah. but people on this channel cannot say she hasn't donedoes e one on one interview interviews that the only reason and it was a non it was a non interview
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she didn'trviews non do great even i washe the softest interview she possibly could have had becaus e she just i mean would you come to work if it if you actually did way by not coming. yeah. they they've tried to tell>> gre that but then but then also there was just people on the air all day talking about how great greg is. >> you just sit at home and watch it. ying about gregthat true that t. that's a good idea for a my retirement. but i'm thinking about it for my maternity leave. yes. yes, exactly rnity le . muc >> all right. we got to move on. so much more to go up next. was he withire n his rightsy turk to enjoy turkish delight? >> if you'll be in the new york area, i'm like tickets to see gutfeld go to foxnews.com slash gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audience. pa your trackins, vapor freezenddag your pain away penetratinght relief with vicks vapors vapor
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thank you. e. gre mayor adams. corrupt citizens erupter. >> this is not a guy. this is you know this is an adam . you have all these black black people that you get on but you says you're a socialist. >> the crowd went, oh, my success down, down is like, oh. that's what you call a new york city press conferenc e. >> so that new york city
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mayor eric adams indicted on charges like frau city'd, can finance violation, although he claims it's politically motivated because he criticized the handling of the southern border. is iized the handlint a witch h. >> what do you make of his violations? yeah, he sai? stilis. and people kind of got mad at i me for it, but i'm still going to say it again. i feel like the bribes weren'tek great that he got. yeah. like he did this all for class flights. >> yea h. you know what i mean? you're risking federal prison. you got to be flying privatera . >> yes. g you really. you're going to risk going to federal prison for, likeoi t, legroom in a very bloody mary. >> you know, he's an idiot. yeah, true. >> yeah. you know, and epstein would have had this covered that, you know, even even our corrupt elites doing worse undere the biden. >> tbribes have gotten so worse. true. that's true. he's still going through tsahat
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>> yes. someone committing federalyou a crime. >> you're still going through tsstila. . it is so pathetic. that reminds me, though, the bestds the best thing that adams ever did was he did this psa on how to find drugs in your kids room. >> do we have that? >> you can look at the jewelry box. the jewelry box of this the jewelryoxe a simpl box. but if you look through it closely, you don't know what your child mau closelyy be. for instance, a gun. >> you should always bringyo your child in his knapsack.hi but many different locationsth m lookan through it to seer chil what exactly is your child carryingd in addition to a boo. something simple as a crackim pipepl. behind look at picture frames it behind them. cameras try to determine s tr what'sking p what's taking place behind a picture frame. you can findla the bullets someg al simple as it as a baby doll . could be just a baby doll. but also it could be a place you e or hideld secretsot co a e
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drugs, run your hands over the pillows and see you feel anything that's unusual. like a pillow like this with thinthe button is a perfect invitation to hide something. i've felt somethin invg. is. i would reach in to see what it is. this one could be hidden inside. it collapses. look to see what's insid e bookcases. it could be more than just books. perfect place to hikhan books.e. >> that's a lot of cocaine. yes. who is this kid? who is this kid? cody montana is a child. that's the funniest thing i've ever seen. and he apparently was not going for that. you knowno , i think. get >>ti i think he's getting a raw deal, bret, because i think i that he i don't know. >> but he has problems. he to, like remake that video from prison. >> now, you know, this person rison e about hiding stuff that way. and like, we're in his house and he's lik ie us. the locations of where he hides his only cocaine is crack pipe. and son cocaind hi now, now thew
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where to look. >> yeah. so it's grea reatt. t but no, i got a lot consp of conspiracy theories thd about why my hea why the justice department started going after him. all of sudden. i think it had to do with him all of a sudden saying wels actually stop illegals at the border before they comorder beeo country and wait for ten years to be prosecuted and taxpayer dollars. and then next thing you know, when he says that he's going againsinow wt the party le and here we have the justice department all of a sudden coming afterve justice and attat so i think that the democrats a are probably bankingre himg leaving and then an interim replacemen replacet being a litp even further left. yes. to help out the democratict the. party. >> t well, i mean, to your point, according to ice, we nowo yo w have thousand murderersal ass and 16,000 sex assault criminals roaming freeau in the united states that are not in detention from other countries. dagen we're talking about a replacement here. g abou
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what about? >> mr. cuomo. oh, that dirtbag. >> well, he he's a shoo in. that vulture. yeah, because he looks like a vulture. oh, you granny killer. granddaddy can't. no, no, no, no, no, no. peic adams is not going to resign. >> they're going to have to kick him out. people saying due process, you stick with it. and actually, the police department like eric adams, you talk to anybod liky, leaderp in the police department, depak. their bacolic so it's the left that wants himi out. and yes, because they wantm outo his job. but also he does speak out. ard the reason the only types of crime that are up are those committed by illegal migrants. >> where commi is the justice department cracking down on gangs who have come across the border like the gangacross with the gun who ran down the street right herwh te throuh the braves way? >> right. why am i losing my mind?
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i'm he does well, because there was a run in with a gunn shoo shooting at police right outside of the building here . . >> why eric adams, though, in that video in the very beginning,t the he be like a dk parent, counseling about howrai to your kids because he starts off by saying there is no constante he off b motion in yor house for your kids. there is. no first amendment. essentially, you speak when you're spokeent,n to. >> no fourth amendment here. i'm certain all your . >> i love that. so he's got a career after this. david, i'm dyingr this to get your thoughts on this. as somebody who always complains about new york. e, you knowpu ,he hasn't done much to put int a dent into that. mm-hmmo th. . but, you know, i think he'll get out of this. yeah. i mean, this guy, eric, he's slicker than a doorknob. s meanff daddy say this guy. >> oh, yeah, yeah yeah, it'll oa
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down, i sit in the dark with my bakesis dog watch, great british bake off, eat marmalade out of the jar. >> you know what i'm going to do? i'm just going to sit back and take minutes and think about that nasty old bagm goin right there. >> and i'm going to think about all the years that sheg to with bubba and his full and ring and him and that in-tu intern and jeffrey epstein and all of tharnt. ing! >> and what did she get? nothing. >> guess what? he will never be president. >> shots did not have.got beat we have got you've got to putput it in a capsule. >> i'll pop it with some bame. it's better than an antidepressant only you know david i you know old are supposed to become shre adorable as they ag, ole. she just becomes more ofor
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a slovenly bitter pig face. >> i know you can say that. listen, i'm not saying anythingo bad about someone with her kill ratiouth. i respect that woman. >> especially especially with all those razors in yourk e house. i know she could make it look like an accident. yeahghter], i. i'm with her.m with you know. >> oh, bret, i. >> i have no issues. raining insults down on he havr you know, if she could, sheuld, would do way worse to us given the power, because she's basically said as much. >> she's so bitter, greg. she's just so bitter like anex-f ex-girlfriend that just won't go away and is talking all this willd your back. u and then maybe you call her up two years later and she's so
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excited to talk to you all of a sudden, you know? yeahle itso excit, that's that's what t feels like. she have a lot of those don't shipwrecked. so like. hav many white erin ouu laundry right now and you just say that you would date older her older ladies need love lalli to date. >> look, i think the larger issue i have with this is ist is it's rhetoric that is getting trump shot at. okayshot a and. there's crazy people out there that are, you know, trying to kill the presideng tot. they hear her talking about how he's some sort of existential threat tential and he's going to ame destroy america. and that gives them the motivation to try and conduc givesm tht these assn attempts. >> and so i think she'ste complicimpts at frankly, when se says these things that motivate people to to not only, t you know, try and try and killry the former president,ially potentially try and kill future presidents because they think presw. rmalized notrl futu >> right. mhm. so he agrees with you. de cat, you know what i like
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about is that she defends her deplorables commentpath as yeah. >> she's just showing empathy for people who are whofo are are going through hardship and that you have to you have to display deeply passionate empathy with people you disagree with and then she. calls them deplorable yeah, no this rhetoric like this is literally why i wrotes,e my second book, right. i mean, and also speaking of i write my booksso, , i don't thik she wrote this. so i think she doesn't write her own books. yeahe this.shdoesn', but to me,s this is in here. i would say, you know - she's also just says okay. she already said what she said. made the comment that she was referrinai madthatg to half of t supporters. yeah, that is a court like a quarter of the country. that's iter the a huge segment of people. >> and now she's saying, no, no, no. i was talkin.isg to really bad ones, the ones who were at january 6th. and i'm like, how bad are you mah? t a that was like 2000 people. lik yeah but then she's also racis saying, yeah, the ones who are
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really racist and january six, there's a lot of bad thingjanuai could say about a lot of bad things i have said about it. >> it wasn't a race. yeah s was. a >> and you you've already set the mark saying, okay, i'm talking about halfmarksaen e people that are horribly racist, xenophobe big, awfulthat people. >> that's just not true. anybody who goes outside not tud and meets people knows that that's just not true. and it's a horrible thing to say. and it'sis horrible it's you k, is there worse words for people? >> are there trump supporters who are horrible people? of course. are there also democrats who are horriblehorrof cours s or people? >> of course. why didn't someone even ask ever ask her? okay. what percentage of they didn'tre big democratic party do you think has bigoted views on some way or another? i mean, the fact that she' e way or asdn't going through all of this is if she didn't say it was half of trump's supporters, which is a su huge segment of the country, i mean, i'm surprised an editor catch this, but maybev the editor has the same view as you do. david. yeah, trie youy. llin >> i'm not telling her this is wrong. play it safe. tread lightl is >>y. greg: mm e. exactly that. >> she already has her suicide note written. you can borrow one of mine
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