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the world is burning. we're on the verge of war in the middle east. let's see the economiee ofs w disaster. we have the worsthena national security threattional r our border and the single worst response to the singa hurricanen the history of this country. and let's see, kamala, katrina has been mia. joe has been mia. f pe >> and we don't know if people are alive and they've run out of money. they outyou make this up and wee only 33 days away from election day. tie areall right. that's all the time weme have left this evening. as always, thank you for being with thank yo us.o yo dvr so you never, ever, ever,eps ever miss an episode of hannity for news anyode. time. every time. all the time. foxnews.com hannity .com. and in the meantime, let not, le your heart be troubled. greg gutfeldt standing by, o putting a necessary smile on your face. thanks ur face. being with us.at nig have a greatht night.
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i know. i know. oh, my goodness. oh, stop it.st stop iop it. r stop undressing me with your eyes. i'm kidding. continue. happy thursday, everybody. >> so the director of men in black says that will smith so badly on set that the casteva and crew had tteo be evacuated for a 3 hours. in in d.c. they call that pullinglh a biden. on the bright side was the lasto time anyone in the cast or crew made a joke about his wife's haiadjoker. arris
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kamala harris is now gone 74 days without holding an officialhane conference sinceens emerging as the democratic nomineeinin. even more impressive, her husband has gonewithou a thd days without banging a nanny. according to a report, three women are claiming to have had romantic relationships with rfk jwomen ar in the last year. just three. and you call a kennedy? well, it's going all downhill for him. an italian. aren't they all. earned a guinness world recordeh when her ton was confirmed to havere more girth than a ping pong ball. o tr >> is she willing to travel? one asked one man. three sick. kamala harris was finally on the ground in the swath of destruction caused by heleneh . apparently, the liquor stores were hardest hit once he gotar t
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there. u. thank you. 180 passengers on an alaskan mystse come down with a mysterious illness that causes intense diarrheat caus. t >> yeah, the deck is now just called the deck. >> it's got so bad, polar bears are now being mistaken forwn bea brown bearrss, all soaking in if because of the port strike. there's been panic buying toilet paper. panicit's all been traced to oy in newark, new jersey, never over. a fake and finally, a fake doctor in thailand has been busted for performingr in illegal enlargementsurgerie surgeries for a 20 years. gee, i hope jesse got exten the extended worry warrantdey. >> all right.
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so in america, you needed i.d. to do just about everything. you need one to drive, apply for a job to buy before you drive to your job. >> just kiddin your g. >> drink at work, union i.d. to buy decongest thingsork. that work. you need an i.d. to adopt a pet. yot toe the enormous supply of cats without i.d.. a you'd have a tough time renting an apartment, a car or a hotel rooment, . y th unless it's by the hour. a planeyo tven get one . then again, neither could biden. but it had more to do with coordinatioo do wn. >> >> you can still ridegitive the bus, though. >> fugitives are as a la large percentage of their rss. merrg but you know what you can dou without an id? you guesse.d.?d it. vote in california and 13 other states at least. calino id required. and now governor newsom is fighting to keep it. som isthat way. he just signed legislation banning local governments from institutins fromg own voter i.d. laws. this guy is so greas.y,
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he should sell his old combs to opec. earlier this year, voters in huntington beach passed a measure requiring, voter id.ls basically saying, hey, we liveli in this town and we'll decidveee whether illegals are allowed to vote here because that's what this is all about. th il abouall what other reasonq not to require iuired, id to vo? well, here is what california attorney general rob bonta had to say about it. the right to freely castt vote is the foundation of our democracy. and huntington beachdey an is vi id policy flies in the faceesth of this principle facee? well, yeah, americans have that right, you if you want to go through the process if then you can freely cast your vote. ,i can'te. go to mexico and vote in their elections unless it's the best buns in cancun contest, which i never win. it's totally rigged. last year i lost to a guy in awheelc wheelchairha.
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>>e of course, the libsg are shutting this measure down. they say it's an attempt stops. conspiracy theories because nothing shuts down conspiracy theories like lawmakers banning any attempt to stop voter fraund while making it impossible to prove. it as theter fraud never dems claim, then what's the worry? if was any more stupid, it would be oregon. >> so why are the dems doing this? so whypart of it is due to refus to share the same side with people you revileideopl. republicans. trumpers. people with brains. with also to see howpl you incentivize the gaming of a system for just look at every pa place where progressive policies have advancedce. you see the natural response to a gaming of this system by peopl. f the see the way in. cashless bail enabled repeincentivize criminals to repeatedly offend decriminalizing mask incentivize gangs of shoplifters and card stores e to flee cities. sanctuary cities protected the influx of criminals l
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as local law enforcement la soed to hold themoc the feds could go and grab them. lax asylum laws are easily by grifters coached to answer the asylum questionnaire..s. violent mail felons, felons game the system by as female,tr which allows them entryma to female prisonle pris among on safe spaces for women. you know, like the kitchen. oh, sexist wouldn't say i liked it. aw and of course, no voter i.d. laws allow you to game the election system. dems want illegals be ablecause to vote because they somehow assume it'll be for them becausth e that wasn't the sediment. why do they push this idea? why ideaas any politician opposg voter id shown proof of actual people harmed by this law,e as the fact is the assumption that some people aren't smart or sophisticated enougsut eoplh to get something that everyone else can get easily is racistracist.i
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but they call you racist for calling that out. callbut fact is, they would rata break the rules than play by them. and if you disagree,nd you got to be racist. at what point do we designate the democrat party for b what it really is an ongoing criminal enterprise at this point c? t you think they want to keep criminals out from other countries? considerinountriesg how much the competition, who theory? let's welcome tonight's guest. she passed the bar. no sw shhee gets thrown out of co-host it outnumbered by your he gets hand-me-downs>>h from a keebler elf comediane tyler fisherm . her maternity seems like an eternity. "new york times" best selling author and fox news contributor get to and he can't break down that truth or adopt out your tooth either way. "new york times" best selling author, comedian and emily.
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>> emily, emily. it always like there's a pattern here, a trend that everything the dems dthn oo is meant to create a hole in the system so that otherat sy people can get in. what say you as a former y california n? >> yes, and i just have oned tht edit to make in your monologue when you said that they move t that listen to opinion that they. >> you said it that they break the rulee s. >> and i argue that they rewrite them. and that is what is scary, you guys. >> so think about what we just ink aboue jut covered. so the voters created, which is is the law in californian you can create propositions, you can create local ordinances. the votersons an do that right.will o it's the will of the people. and the attorney general of the state come.s and he says, t i refuse to enforce that. where did we see that? >> with kamala harris in california with prop 13. and i sa t harris iy this without even talking about the substance of prop 13. but the voters of californiae oa
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passed it and then attorney general kamala or. yeah. kamala was gonna say kamala newsom because they're both sort of like twins with each othe to courr on. >> but when it went to court, she's attorney general refused to defen d what was the will of the people in her state because she called it unconstitutional ir st. as the point is, it wasn't and its actually didn't pass muster for different reasons. so herfoerente you have californ saying we want a certain law in the bill, and then you havefe the attorney general saying, i refuse to enforce it. nforcet anand you have other gup there saying, what is this nilly turtle charters and charter cities? >> yep. that's the will of the.that's t people that do the hard work. >> so when this person is running for president, keep in mind the risk there. it means if you are a congressperson, if you're f ya senator, a law, thenerpers that president might say, i'm not going to enforce ion mtc i think it's unconstitutional. i'm not going to enforce the law. that'son i'm dangerous partatened and that's when democracy is threatened. >> i like it when you act out other people, it's like you're doing like a historical
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saidactmene dot and they said t, i remember it right. and then i said, well, listen, t tyler, i have to ask you, because i always ask the same question, what do you think trump would say about this? >> i first of all, i have some edits in emily's response . >> well, first of all, greg, we're we're in like the, exact same outfit. that's true. i know i saw you in oshkosh, but last you week. thing. i didn't want to. i didn't want to say anything. well he would say, first of all, you know, you canu ca have your out, you can have a gun, but you could have your out in open carry california, whicrnia whih is a shame about newsomne, right? gavin newsom is the poor man's . you ever noticed that? he's just doing an obama impression? yeah. so obama kind of doe s rappers sort of thing like that.
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gavin does itr. a little creepier. yes yes, that's what i realize. >> if you talk really slow ,peop you say absolutely nothing. but people go, oleh they're watching ping pong. >> but what a failure and what that what a failure. yes, dad, it seems to meas the argument has always been about election transparenceen ay and what's the problem with voter ids? isn't that voter transparency? >> see, i mean, i could see another side of this, though. i, i don't think it's all just about migrants. i could see how this could be importanti ca to.feel many of their constituents. i feel like keeping track of youkeepin r i.d. would be really r hard if you were a late stage fentanyl addict living under a bridge. late stage, which0 but in california, i mean, liken. 90 bajillion of people.
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that's true. theye tend cs meanrk t living in new york. >> it's like there's like more lone homeless there. thare y more advanced than ours out there. yeah. i wonder who is getting the tent vote out there? >> where? how are they getting the tent? that's stupid. they're just stealing. i'm. but yeah, i mean, look, i don't see how. he yeah, i've never understood the argument of it being racist, but i also don't understand this because it's lik ing raci.t e i think we know california is going blue, right? yeah, kind of. . at usually >> yeah, that's usually how it has. how? i mean, listen, i'm no bill hemme mer.r. i don't have the map, but i'm going to call blue fort g to kar california for call it g. d itow i'm callin you are here first. first amamerica yeah, yeah. i'm going to go ahead and call arizona. no, i.do no, please do go. >> all right, tyrus. well, first of all, we have to be thankful that we e have because college they're trying to overload the popular vote.attent the other side of it is you need to be paying attention
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to the reason why it's so important to theio it' importam, because they like to bus everybody in to vote the way they want them to. and nothing slows that processdo down with having to get everybody vetted. so when you have when you geke t the you get them every year like, hey, tyrus, get ready to come on dow getn and get ready to vote. >> i'm a black republican. oh, hello. hell.o. so it's because they they only want a certain thing. and here's the the what'sfraid everyone should be afraid of is that they'reofhe to make it as y as possible to vote everywhereoh . so they think they have enough i number enough s of uninformed people that will just follow. and they for years have alwayslw it's us minorities. the problem is minorities are paying attention. this is the whole purposes of why president trump was in the first time he made politics transparent. timeow it now. so this this is them panicking because most of california is red. they're just outnumbered when the big cities and now is getting the people in the big citiesn th are leaving
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people in the big cities are upset. so it's not as blue as you thought it might be. it might not ever be red,d it but it's definitely purple's d.s and so they need to morehe people because they whenever they're in troubley arin troub,o to the one people that they over the most, the lower class, like[bmostr , we're gonna help you vote and we can help you this way. we can keep screwing you over t for another four years. so that's a therhe e you should look at it. this election is not as close because they're starting pa and do like this. >> so it's a good sign for electoral college and presidentt trump that they are trying to open all the floodgates and thes thefloodge oversaturatd blue cities. >> all right. >> we you go. we shall move on. up next, politico gets weird about vance's beard. >> you connect a child and you kidnapped me. >> i'm dancing with the denver . hello, gabrielle. i'm not in the basement anymore . >> found it. >> found it. check your local listing
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enough politico lingers candidate's fingers and defend walz's wide eyes as they claim beards are for bad guys. tyler speaking of beards and i mean the one on your face noitt the one that you hang out with. >> is that the shirt? yeah, it's the shirt the shi for the little guy. >> he got a lot of hair, though, i got to say. well, it's my leg here you'vaofi glue eyebrow. >> so it's like a little garment. >> it's some hack at politico writes this piece, the body language from the debate claiming that it speaks volumebs . yeah. it says that while it's lost, but one of them, politico, says it's like walz's wide eyes showed his passion and emotionad hil intensity. >> can we show that there is of that humans would widen their eyes to conveyclose.
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that danger is close? what emotion are you getting from that still? that was everything. and was first of all, tim walz very much looked burdenedwhat by what has not been and what will be it. >> he had that face like a cope pulled him over and he just h realized he had heroin in his pocket. >> yea his poch. gummo. where am i? the debate. oh where am i?? >> the debate. yeah. body language is it'dy langu evs everything. >> i mean, it's everything. you have to look at it. look, see? look what you're? >> doing a little bit. you look calm. relax. i am. it's why when making love to a woman you want to do, you know? >> listen. yeah. take notes. it's a theory. it's a theory. >> hypothetical. you want to be calm. you want be calm, and you want
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to do minimal movements. it's why i do in bed what's called the mitch mcconnell, where i just kind of. and and then she'll pick up and she'll end up doing most of the work. write that down. tim walz, you are truly a all right cat. they did that. >> they had a stupid take on vance's facial hair. they said that see beards as more masculine. iv but also it can be negative conveying aggression and the opposition to feministconveyin. >> is that sexist?th there are plenty of women with beards. no beards, honestly, this guy is te perfect example of how just because an expert doesn't mean you're not a idiot. that's okay if it be okay. beards all right. have you ever been to brooklyn and seen these dudes in brooklyn thesen with their sk lattes walking around? >> yeah. i mean, it's like.
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>> you spent a great 50 years doing this. 25 in the fbi. hea great. but you've never even heard of a hipster o like, how youthfl are you? really? yeah. he his credentials of i've been doing this so long. >> i've been doing this long doe >> and then he just proceeds in the next set to say, one of the dumbest things i've ever heard in my entire the t life. >> it is true, though. that's a big red flag. wheneverflag you meet someone, they have to give you their like, yeah, yeah, yeah. and then as soon as they talk,y e yo like that's why you gave me your resume. yeah, because it doesn't speak for itself. you >> it do. >> it' yeah, it's. yeah, it's like what? people have their feet on their twitter handle. it's like, you know, this person's completely it's lik bonkers and their pronouns. yes. are you mad, though, tyrus, that, like, beards have been t kind of co-opted by beta males ? >> tyler oh, no, because it's like, oh, wait, hold on.>>t watch what i say. >> i will go around, stick my hand up your back and make you my puppet for the rest of the show, and youyo will answer for me.
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but that angry outburst had nothing to do with my bear d . yeah, i love it when they said it was masculine. oh, for real? rd yeah. that's one of the the reason why men grow beards. science typically, is because we're the ones that fight and are aggressivefigh and it as a little bit more protection to our face. so. the he probably jd probably shouldn't wore a beard. he probably should have wore a hazmat he wore suit to protecm from all the that was flying] overth from the other side. go, emily there's this expert also claimed that walt pointed at the camera, which means he wants you to pay. it's. i mean, i just. >> i h >> i hope this person wasn't paid by politico. >> but to your point at the beginning, to the question, this is exactly why everyonef ts hates mainstream media. >> and it is so hypocritical. by the way, do you remembepocrir
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when the same fashion experts and this one was for the new york times analyzed the rnc and dnc and said how was peop fill sin? and that made him a man of the people. but then when he showed up in a suit, it was an elegane sht representation of dc. but then when vance wears filson, all of a sudden a micro-aggression and everyone should be afraid of him. >> i was walking dowe afn alley man, and i saw a man with aa gu beard. just a guy with a beard ore that expression. >> believe me, the pepper spray would be all sprayed all oveerdr wall. that is the freak. not do that. yeah, well, what's expressionesn throughout the entire time did not convey steadineses. >> like, almost like unsteady weirdness, like a three. the >> he's.thre he could have been one of the three stooges, just likee i agree i go back to walter was shocked he's he likes me.e like he really likes me. he was writing notes going, ha, ! told you he'd like me guys, if i was just myself, be myself. he madiende a friend that day,er that's what it was.
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was like, oh, you're not going to bring up either. no of like, part it's true. >> a weird meerkat. we're going to have lunch. yes. i made a new friene new fried. all right, up next, the media tuck their tails when a vet calls for alpha males. >> if you'll in the new york area and like tickets to see gutfeld go to foxnews.com. gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audienchelp to join our studio audienchelp >> i seek, i can help you keep living life with the ones you love. you love. includinthat mayfatal, today or if it can cause serious effects, includingfectio ketoacidosis that may be fatal. dehydrationn, urinary tract or n yeast infections and low blood sugar. blood sugar. d ctor bacterial infection in the skin of the perineum could occu allef stop taking for a secondar and call your doctor right away if you have symptoms of this infection. infection. an allergic reaction or it they need a loan back first and you need scotch staff
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oh, that means you have really big . >> oh. anyway, way to crush my dreams . so cow is a trump endorsed rutired captain who's running for senate in virginia at a debate las it against tim kaineo the topic of anemic militaryc recruitment numbers arose and hung didn't beat aroundn' the bush roll. it hung. when you're using a, you know, drag queen to recruit fo>> wr the navy. want that's not the people we want. what we need is alpheda maleso i and alpha females who are going to rip out their own guts, eat them, and asout thn k seconds. >> those are young men and women that are going to win warswome the. please, please, audience, please. yeah, that's the best part. . that's the best. please. audience stop being so stop be a
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america and don't applaud self cannibalism. i love this guy. but the next time he's askins gg me to dinner or taking a pass. don't you love the audience response? yeah, i mean, so ifut you're going to rip your own guts out and eat them, that is going to put you at andisadvan automatic disadvantage. any contest also, i dolose have honestly, i have a very close friend who does drag who was in the navy. wh that one does not necessarily preclude another. you met him, actually came over to your apartment on my birthday a few years..ago. but we're going to talk i mean ,thank you for your service. doing drag does no fort make y n weak. >> but i also thought hearon he made welle sa was his suggesn that was this the guy was saying it for marketing principles. >> how do you market using drag? >> i thought that was his. i thought that he he said, those aren't the people we want, the ones who do drag. so i disagree with that. i thintk my friends, services ao means just as much as anyone's does. i thought he had some someints i better points in terms tal of talking about the the covidki
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vaccine and how that could have deterred some people from wanting to join the military, seeing what happened therefrom where there was people who were saying, i would give my life for this country. and they're like, no, nofor th e you get you can't actually if you don't take the shot. >> and so i thought that wassho. but obviously it was you know, it was it was a funny clip and it got people fired up.e. >> so, so good for that. i am tyrus. was that a jab at. no, it wasn't a jab. itt wouldwould be if you wereu going to use like ronald mcdonald to get people teo join the nfl, like whether they're a drag or not is irrelevant. i the point is, though, the message you want is you to lyyo let them know exactlu wa what they're getting into, if they're going to serve. and what he's saying, alphg to e males that are alpha, females that are training hard and doing those things who mighdoinightt be drags in t personal time, but they're going to have to be that way. ti when thi you're advertising to serve in this country, you should berseoking to the widey yo universe of bringing people in because not everyone is going to be as comfortable with that. ig toe and you're selling if you're trying to sell. a family was watching tv that thafamily wv thatt drag isy into the navy. they're probably not going to enlist. soto enlist. whether what they h
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in their personal side is not the message, but this goes back to thatiss bao that world g they're overcompensating for ite we want everyone wants to serve, but it needs to be the best and brightest because that's what you want bes and yos can be the best and brightest drag. i don't disagree at all with that. but the point is for advertiserheors and for the military, you should be seeing exactly what they're getting into. >>actly why are gettin mm yos. do not cannibal shame. we will not have that here.we wl emily, would you consider yourself an alpha female? >> i would. i really? i >> yes. no. i feel like i only competempet with myself, well, like, i'm very supportive in games and stuff. >> i don't mind losing. no don', you're very.g. >> you're a very alpha female.>y i'm type. you'ou verd great in the milita. thinks i'm type a. i don't know. >> i'm alpha. no, i'm probably alpha. yeah, whatever. just your response? no, no. yes or no? no, no, no, no.
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okay. i like being supportive. yes, supportiv e alpha. yes. yes. so, everyone, this was my favorite. like , moment of all time. i thought it was hysterical. it's amazing, i think, about where this takes place in virginia right now, which is one of those litmus tests , d th the sort of state of the union and the state of our future. that was kaine, who used viceave been run who had run for vice president previously, failed at it. and now we have hung cao. come on by failed the way, in virginia there's hung cao signs everywhere. everyone wants this guy. everyone wants someone that come through all the. a gr >> oh, yeah, you've got a great name. oh, my god. fe, i ca >> you guys. i've never done that in my life. i can't. i can't. everybody wants a hug. gao. >>, greg, no greg, how dare you? she literally is a drag quee th >> she said the finish is. she wants a hung cow that finishes. apparentlyg co the hung cow at e
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homes not getting it done, honestly, is or is or is not hung cow. >> a great drag name it. >> i n be be. >> are you going to finishpo your point? i can't remember. i don't know if i have time to. it's okay. alloint? >> alloww me to mansplain the rt of her. let me jd mance. h oh, my god. with my toxi tc bearoxicd. i mean, yeah, i saw trump's. response to it, but, you know, frankly, we don't. >> we used to say, sure. yes, sure. sirand now we're going to y be saying queen. yes, queen, we'rueene going to have to call kim jong un. >> so we need a listd of everybody's pronouns because we don't want to miss gender.we we'll be replacing bullets wil, glitter and the front lines be twerking. >> craig it'll be twerking. it's work. but i don't know.becaus i'm a sensitive to this because i do. i do drag. i'm do draa man dressed as a boy right now. >> yes. the i have the beard mostly to keep away. yeahto kee. e if they get me from the back,l y
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they feel my face. they go, oh, i'm sorry fe an, u. is it see?doin >> are you following this race? is he doing really well? yes. f he's reallyi well right now, but to me, its just shows how thirstyho americans are for someone to stand up and say, i'm sorry, i'vee toup had enough of your actually, we just need some real men and some real women to stand in therl mee, t get behind the guns that are going to defend thisto greateone country for one second. >> we had someone had to get its out. yeah, you could saayy they're hungry for some cow. i feel high right? i feel terrible. i feel. are you hungry forgry for co oug >> should be a thing. it should be a side. are you right? all right. i can't. i don't know where i am. he doesn't measure up on cow, does it? ha ha ha. >> oh, all right. coming up, do you ge>> ct sun bs
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>> it really is about living in the moment. >> i f you live in the future, it gets confusing. i so tired of these stupid studies. >> this is what. this is what do when they haveey a really good job, they want everyone to know they have a good job. and it's sunday and you'ree sitting around the table and your wife has forced you to have a play date with thisisd and then he's like, oh man, i can't believe i have to go toe the firm tomorrow or, oh, i've already earned my salary it' this year. so it's all bonus. but whats are you going to do, you know? so that's what this is, this is like, oh no, i hav teo k to go to work tomorrow. i have a car service in the to servig. what if there's traffic in my phone's low on batteries on ? >> you try that. >> you're an organized littlen chaporgani.
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>> i'm not. but i mean, you have a certain code that you live by. >> how do you framdoe your day n that you don't have anxiety? i'm always curious't about that. >> well, about you in general, less, but i'm just curious in general. >> well, this.am on yeah, i'm a standup comedian, you know, and i am on tour. tyler fisher. com you can get tickets, but it's hard for me to complain. be like, oh, i got to be up by 7 p.m. tomorrow. >> i got to tell jokes. be i >> 8 to 9, be in bed by tenin and do it all over again. >> this is the most job jobmost i have is doing. >> greg gutfel jobd show once a month. >> so i can't be like, oh,o work 29 days from now, i go ft to wo from 5 to 6. cloth greg's going to be wearing the same clothes as me. d into you just turned into trump.for thera e, emily. you have a positive mindset. oue
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do you ever experience, experience, anxietr ay about?yr >> the week i love sundays, so that's my favorite day. obviously, because saturdays for tours, sundays for church and for just like hanginurchg, doing whatever you want and barbecuing and driving and doing awesome things and football. >> and i lovt.e it. i love sunday, but what i think is the phrase sunday scaries because i thought it was sundaym blues. and you get them only at nighttime because monday n is sort of . yes, but it's the name that's really annoying. sunday itselllyf is amazing. >> it's my favorite. you know what it is? school created because school is a prison. so it was like sunday hear 60 minutes. >> remember? you hear that? tick, tick, tick, tick. oh, yeah. >> oh, yes. while your parents. oh yeah, yeah. and i got the simpsons sentence would be on tv. ohu would , we would have watchs for lost in the city.emembe >> remember that? you guys know that. i don't remember that at at al all you never invited me. not to me. it was never that we watched
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seventh heaven. remember that? that dad turned ou.t to not be so good. yeah. no, no he's going to seventh. ,yeah. my whole life lessons i learnedf from that piece. you know, cat's got a good point, though. it's like you should be like it's residual from not looking forward to schoo ll. but if it's worth. if you're not looking forwardou to wor'rard tok, got to do somep about work. >> yeah, but if you're comparing a childaring an you're like, i've beene having fun and i have to go to school, i get that grownth hav . i again, previous my previousme commenntt. >> yeah, yeah. and then you have people living in covid times who are sveo to monday being just another kind of quasi mutation of sun,mn which i find quite alarming. >> but to your point, living in the present obviates all of that. you just enjoy beat where you're atin in the moment. >> then sunday's amazing. yeah. speaking of drugs and alcohol,
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you don't do drugs or alcohol? >> no. i overdosed on flintstone vitamins once last week, but i took the brad fred's big i took to fred's. those are the big one. don't do two of those unless y you live in californiarnia. thank god. that's funny. all right. up next, a famous actor and theh cast and crew departed. >> the fox nation would like to thank all active military and veterans by offering their first year of fox nation free stream exclusive shows that celebrate our country. >> this is the story of the greatest american. before there was an america here. real stories from, real heroes, highlighting those who put their lives on the line for freedom. this is their top gun school one or 2 seconds. it sometimes be the difference between life and death. go to fox nation .com and get your first year for free literacy arrested before and for a lot of different names cops is back on june. no put your hands out make sure not try it i wasn't going to
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in a tight space. >> oh, great. >> wow. should he be charged. with assault? no, we should be. because it's funnyg that hollywood is leaking all these funny little stories out about people's e stori with what's coming. so i think. yeah, yeah. great. will smith did . but what else was happening backstage? i think we need to, even thought it's a funny moment, but they're trying to leak little stories to easery . we're about to hear with diddy c and all the people connected. so, you knowonnect, this is theb one joke, but something bad happening on set with somebodyta asked that will, i guess is he e going to have to see a therapist over? ta but it's i think we just all need to look at like, yeah, okay, that's greatoo. e >> let's stay focused on let's get some of this stuff out there. you tyra's takste the joy out of my favorite. >> that's what i live for. my whole goal toda joyof my whee into the office is like, i don't care anything i do today. i'm in a mood. what can i.ca who says my happiness being ripped out of my chest? whose happiness can i take?
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>> and i took yours. oh, you know. awful. these people in hollywood always protect each other. >> he's being protected here on this one. yes. eingn th th3 hours from afar. >> there are. no, no, no. he his pants. yes. yeah, i take it away. cat gave it to you? >> yeah.. he really was a man in black>> u he happy. >> but you might need to g m noe to the doctor. but you might need to go to the doctor. yeah, it does. say something, tyler>> it , about perhaps his diet. if. if a is that lethal, have you y had any experiences in this situation? >> i why baby food? >> so, i don't know what it'sd o about, but man if i knew.cham >> if we knew he had suchbe a weaponized gas chamber, we could have prevented the whole chris rock thing. you got to be likelike, keep my wife's mouth out of you. just. just just went right. just you know, shot one at him, and then you know it is like a superpower. it is a super beast. like he is. you know, there is such thing. i mean, think about what suc heo
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with a weaponized. >> emily okay, you guys. so one tim ae in college,n coll i thought about noegt the storyt because it's disgusting. however, we were with all of our sorority and thh ale dooe fraternity, and all of a sudden, the most terrible smell i've ever smellee mostterribd ie emanated from me. it was like i just sort of when a guy just thinking about it, discussingas horri, cleared them was horrible. it was totally horrible. obviously, we thought it was one of the disgusting guys. >> and then, you know, when somebody's like if they walk by, you can sort of like, yeah, yeah, it was a sororitn smely, you know, and literally forever to this day, whenever anyonel mentions her name, we all think about that, that what was your name got sting. kamala harris her nas. >> yeah. she was an in my cat. do you have a story? >> i know. yeah. so that's the fact check. hello, bark. check, mark, check. i've already called them. yeah, i've already got one that i haven't told the one in the office. yeah. now i'm going to have now recyc
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i'm going to have it all. >> notice i heard you can recycle at some poinle . >> i told her already something . >> it. and you won. yeah. no, sorry.>> i sorry. i haven't updated my material u . >> women don't women's. that's. that's what. so your story so interesting incause i've yet to smell a coming from a woman in my ent entire life and i had three older sisters. >>ir a they're sasquatches. it doesn't happen. yeah, it doesn't happen. what do you do? >> you guys have a trick? just you don't. you don't actually not far to you, we don't have anything back. check back. check back. yeah, you can. >> you can always tell when alwy they need to. >> they're extra mean. all right i great. i can tell you because i'm so short, i'm making eye contact with with women's usually. yes. so i can confirm. >> there's something going on over there.
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yeah. they if they hav >> i leae to, ifthat they leave the room that to tell that's how they're always >> are, alwaysy 's breaking up. the only way you can outy this secret tht is when you have a daughter. yes. because the daughter will get the mom to relaxe daug. the two of them will synchronize their their. and then you'ld l it and be liku oh, i guess you're not a miracle of medicina e. they synchronize it. >> yeah. mozart. symphony, they call it. yeah.mphonycall i. nicely done. all right. you're embarrassing. you know. b it's true to go away. we'll be right back. i'm alec mercer. i'm a behavioral psychologist. the fbi calls me because i know why. and people do the inexplicable. you mean and stupid is not a scientific term. it should be rational. check your local listings. are you ready for this already ? you want to be a lifeguard? this is the real deal.
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