frankly, i think they are at the leading edge of the opportunity to put iran and its proxies in its place. and that's why i say these are opportunities that present themselves for israel because the sooner the world is free of the scourge of the iranian mullahs and its proxies, the sooner the people subjugated by them can be free and the world can become a better place. >> neil: real quickly, no condemnation of israel by saudi arabia as yet. what did you make of that, super quick? >> well, sort of like what we talked about a couple of days ago. the arab states view iran just as significant a threat as israel does. >> neil: got it. well said, general. i apologize for that. here is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> jesse: hello, everybody. i'm jesse watters along with judge jeanine pirro,

harold ford jr., kayleigh mcenany, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ you win some, you lose some. kamala harris getting humiliated again by a powerful labor union while getting bailed out by another. harris just lost the coveted endorsement of the international association of firefighters two weeks after the teamsters snob. both have a long history of backing democratic presidential candidates, including joe biden 2020. neither will be endorsing a candidate this cycle. but donald trump is eating into the party's historic advantage with rank-and-file members. crazy joe scarborough is telling, lot to look at the bright side. >> not good news for the harris campaign. could have been much worse, could have done the teamsters in the past and endorsed a republican president, but they did not do that yesterday.

>> jesse: at least kamala can breathe a sigh of relief on that crippling port strike for now. dockworkers are back on the job after three days of walking the picket line. kamala celebrated with some of her classic word salad. listen. >> they did good. they did good. and i say everywhere i go, look, collective bargaining benefits everybody. so collective bargaining, it's really -- it's just a basic logical plan. so here what it means. in means that in any negotiation you want the outcome to be fair. right? we all want fairness, right? >> jesse: and as the workingmen bail on harris, she can find some comfort that she's got the support of the billionaire singer who pretends to be a working man. >> donald trump is the most dangerous candidate for president in my lifetime. kamala harris and tim walz are committed to a vision of this country that respects and

includes everyone, and they want to grow our economy in a way that benefits all, not just a few like me. >> jesse: harold ford jr., how significant is the latest union no no? >> harold: so i know she wanted that endorsement because it is one that democrats have had over the years. i do agree with joe, they didn't endorse for her sake they didn't endorse trump but not endorsingt minimize this. especially when it comes on a day where you have jobs numbers come out early this morning, and the economy is performing better than the experts, meaning those who study data, those who take in data from all the various parts of our economy. many of them, only about 150,000 jobs created. the market responded positively today. did hit records, but doggone close in the s&p, dow, and nasdaq.

i think president trump was right when he said the stock market is an indicator, elite indicator of how things are going. what we are seeing as we look at this economy is the bigger those numbers get, the more wealth that is created, it seems that wealth is being concentrated in the top levels of the economy more so than in the past. you and i have commented about how many people in america live paycheck to paycheck and a $500 jolt can upend them for the month. your reactions, we have lived that way long time in the country. we are living more that way in the country. for her, if i were vice president harris, i would double down tonight and starting tomorrow, i would have rio for events a day. she's doing one event -- you can't do one event, talk about your middle-class agenda, if you believe donald trump -- and this is her belief and i happen to share her belief, if you believe donald trump, his plan is to put tariffs on an economy which will make things more expensive, i know how you like that word, and

if you believe his policies will benefit the rich more than the middle class, than she should be out saying that. you can't do one event a day. we are 30-something days out and there has to be a sense of urgency because we cannot kid ourselves, not having the teamsters endorsement, not having the firefighters endorsement we normally have it, i don't think endorsements are all together the most important thing but there is certainly a mystique around it. i was glad to see bruce springsteen do what he did today, but vice president harris has got to get back out on the road and talk about the differences in her plan and president trump's plan. >> jesse: what's more significant, the boss endorsement or the nonendorsement by the firefighters and the teamsters? >> judge jeanine: clearly kamala harris has a problem with men. she has a problem with the firefighters and the teamsters. they are not looking to support her. she is suffering the loss of men in her campaign. i agree with you, harold, she ought to be on the campaign trail, but this is who she is.

we had to beg her to go to the border. when you talk about springsteen, saying that donald trump is a danger and a threat to democracy, what threat? the world was at peace when donald trump left and springsteen and his pals like meryl streep for the rest of them, they can appreciate the joy and the unity and all that nonsense because they are rich. but they are nothing like the union members who feel the pain, who feel the inflation, who feel the fact of the border crime, and, you know, these guys are affluent. every life is good for them. it is not good for the firefighters and first responders. they see everything upfront and personal. so i just think in the end that bruce springsteen and everybody else saying they are for kamala and that donald trump is a threat, they are just being political, it is not reality, and the evidence is in the union people. >> jesse: greg gutfeld.

>> greg: she does have a problem with men. look at her husband. imagine if that guy was running for supreme court justice. man, believe all women, right, kamala, you would tear him apart. it's hard for firefighters to endorse someone who helped bail out arsonists. goes against the grain. not to mention a vp who let cities burn as a virtue signal to hooligans. and whose wife are marked more warmly or fondly of the smell of burning rubber. i don't think any fireman could actually endorse that, and remember, they were put at risk as well as police officers during that time. it's a shame. there is no looters, arsonists, and thugs union because harris and walz would have that also not. again, this firefighter thing is another example of the masculine reaction that is going on everywhere. when a man is a mom, say women, who say trump is evil, how dare you vote for him, what does the man do? he walks out into the yard and smoked a cigar. he doesn't argue or recite

facts. he excuses himself. with men, ladies, a nonendorsement is an endorsement. he just excuses himself from the conversation because he wants to keep it polite. he doesn't want to get everybody upset at him. the firefighters -- you think they are not endorsing trump? talk to a firefighter. believe me. onto, what's his name again? bruce springsteen? you know, he's made his billions. so he is happy to tell probably more than half of his audience to f off. in a way, he is no different than howard stern. once you make new friends or one celebrity pal is equal or more valuable to all of those people that kind of brought you there. his fans have to be in their 80s. right? i don't know. i'm joking. i actually saw -- i saw springsteen at the open coliseum in 1980 and i fell asleep. but it is amazing to me that trump is scarier to an old rocker, tells you with the rebel

is. again, trump is the pirate ship and his critics seem like skittish canoes. >> jesse: you spell asleep at a bruce springsteen -- >> greg: it was during the river to her. he did this whole section of ballots. >> jesse: i totally understand that. when you are involved in a campaign, how aggressive are your people trying to land these endorsements? was kamala's team working these unions and then just got rejected? >> kayleigh: yes. she worked the teamsters. she met with them and they didn't endorse her. the first time they haven't endorse a democrat since 1996. in the wake of the 2016 election i talked to some union workers and they said there was a mutiny among union workers against the bosses. now the union bosses have seen that. when they look at numbers, and they have looked at them, they see bill clinton won union members by 30%, hillary by 12%, biden by 19%, and kamala only is ahead by 9%. they see a mutiny among their members. why is there union mutiny, okay,

donald trump has created the working man's economic agenda. no tax on tips. he announced that first. than it was no tax on overtime. that is a jolt to the working-class. no tax on overtime, that is massive. then he said i'm going to set a limit to interest you are going to pay on your credit card. you her j.d. vance today say one in 11 americans cannot pay their credit card debt. donald trump is solving that. before you get to trump tax cuts, 28% cut for anyone making less than $50,000. this is a working man's economic agenda. kamala has the line, i'm from the middle class. donald trump has a plan. they see it. he has a jolt to the middle class. he has realigned the republican party to be a working-class party. who thought you could say that ten years ago? >> jesse: i'm just glad she asked point collective bargaining. no one in detroit knows what that means. coming up, october surprise. we just found joe biden. ♪ ♪

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in 2016, donald trump said he would choose only the best people to work in his white house. now those people have a warning for america: trump is not fit to be president again. here's his vice president: "anyone who puts himself over the constitution should never be president of the united states." "i cannot in good conscience endorse donald trump this year." his defense secretary: "do you think trump can be trusted with the nation's secrets ever again?"

"no. i mean, it's just irresponsible action that places our service members at risk, places our nation's security at risk." his national security advisor: "donald trump will cause a lot of damage." "the only thing he cares about is donald trump." and the nation's former highest ranking military officer: "we don't take an oath to a king or queen. or to a tyrant or a dictator. and we don't take an oath to a wannabe dictator." take it from the people who knew him best: donald trump is too big a risk for america. i'm kamala harris and i approve this message.

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confidence it will be a free and fair election and peaceful? >> i'm confident it will be free and fair. i don't know whether it will be peaceful. >> reporter: can you talk abut how your vice president who is running for the presidency has worked on these crises? >> i'm in constant contact with her. she's aware, we are singing from the same song sheet. she helped pass all the laws that we employed now. she was a major player in everything we have done. >> kayleigh: well, it appears someone was reading axios this morning. they had just called out joe biden for "disappearing" and pointed out he has not held a public event in 43 of the 75 days since dropping his reelection bid. but unlike president trump's marathon, hour-long pressers, i remember them well, joe biden only spoke for less than 15 minutes, and his staff was repeatedly trying to give him the wrap sign. >> have got to go. >> reporter: i know, i know.

[laughter] >> i said i would take a couple questions. [laughter] >> reporter: here is the last one. [laughter] >> reporter: mr. president -- >> thank you, everybody. thank you, mr. president. >> reporter: consider dropping out of the race? >> not yet. [laughter] >> kayleigh: well, i am not shocked, but i am certainly appalled, jesse, that the white house press corps had seven opportunities to ask questions. first question was prompting biden to attack ma marco rubio,e last to praise how kamala harris. >> jesse: the coup, that would have been my question, or on hunter. there is a lot of stuff you want to ask him. they are almost treating him like they feel sorry for him and he is feeling sorry for himself. there is a report that he was chagrined, that kamala wasn't giving him any credit, and not mentioning the name biden in any

of her speeches anymore. jill biden isn't doing any campaigning. he's not really campaigning with her. and now they are bringing barack out of retirement, so their numbers must be pretty bad if they are making barack obama, who's got a great life, work the campaign trail in the final stretch, and he's now cutting ads for senate democrats, so they are really trying to stop the bleeding. joe biden is a lame duck, so we are shocked when he pops up. and he wanted credit for the port strike resolution, and he couldn't let kamala have it. kamala was going on tv. biden watched her wander on the tv, and he had to go out there and get credit because at this point he is just worried about his legacy, and that's all he has left. >> kayleigh: that's right. look, greg, jessie's right that biden is a lame duck, but the problem is he is a lame duck before lame duck season. lame duck season is after november 5th. he is a lame duck today. he woke up and read that he disappeared and he said not so

fast. >> greg: it rhymes with duck. >> kayleigh: [laughs] what word? >> greg: i don't know... why did he take questions now? because it doesn't matter. it's game over. showing up after awards, saying let's march. this is no bearing on him whatsoever. there is no risk involved when he is doing that. it's not like he's going to get hurt. can't ask about the hurricane, that's off limits because the last time 70 ask him about it he said what storm? oh, everyone is really happy. i think, you know, they are being polite. we don't have to indulge this lie. anymore than a wax figure of michael jackson at madame tussauds is getting royalties for thriller. this is the first time i've ever lived in a country on autopilot, you know? people worry about self-driving cars, but right now we've got a self-driving country, and it's all over the road. i'm done. [laughter] >> kayleigh: i didn't know if

it was a dramatic pause. >> greg: that's what you call pause. >> kayleigh: judge, there are a million questions that could have been asked. >> judge jeanine: you know, the question that i would have asked is, you know, still doing the thing? then what happens with boys, okay, they get all excited -- >> greg: cups of coffee. >> judge jeanine: all right, the truth is that the question i would have asked is, you know, you say you are all in for israel defending itself, how about offensively. how are you going to help israel? how are you going to help the jewish students in this country who are afraid to go to class? rosh hashanah, what are you doing? i agree with jesse. biden was grumbling that kamala wasn't mentioning him enough in speeches. she is in michigan. she is about to go on the stage to take all the credit for the fact that the strike is kind of over until january. joe biden come out of the blue, says on going out there, i'm

going into the press room, and i'm going to address the press. this is so obvious to anyone who is looking because the truth is in the last 75 days he hasn't been visible for 43 of the 75 days, and who ran the first cabinet meeting in 11 months? jill did. i'm amazed, we haven't seen her in a long time. you would think this man would want to secure a legacy. this is his moment, he can do anything he wants, and the fact that he has disappeared, so disengaged, and that he allowed mayorkas to take away that money from americans, he should be anywhere with his sleeves up fighting for americans who have lost everything and have no hope. you and your team want to give him hope? get your butts down there and give these people real help. >> kayleigh: i mean, harold, single most important question he should have asked, governor of georgia came out, emergency declarations, only 11

counties got them and 90 were in need, propping the governor of georgia to call the white house and say why are you giving aid to rural communities? why are they neglecting rural committees question work. >> harold: i don't think they are. governor kemp thanked president biden in the middle of a crisis. things happen that shouldn't happen, i hope they get it all fixed. i hope we fund fema the way we should fund fema. i've a slyly different opinion. i thought president biden looked good today. i thought he sounded good. lighthearted when he needed to be lighthearted, serious when he needed to be serious. we have to remember, we had our hostages released from russian custody, paul whelan was released, i thought president biden was great on the tarmac. vice president harris was not especially articulate that night but he was fantastic. two, the port strike is a serious thing. had this persisted, we might have intervened and said you guys go back to work, the fact they are able to get

agreement, the judge is right, temporary agreement, they called it off to be able to come together and figure out they can get something done. finally, i just think, we talk about israel, there are 12 naval assets in the region. we helped our pals, our allies, our greatest ally in the world, israel, strike down many of those 181 missiles. we talk about just 12 but it might have been more than that. is much as we are not being offensive, we are certainly, certainly making the world, making that part of the world, our enemies in that part of the world know that we are with our ally. finally, did he come out to try to preempt vice presi vice president harris? the bottom line is he deserves a lot of credit and she is going to be in line with him anyway so they both get credit. i'm sensitive to your point, there, about rural and urban. i hope they get that resolved. >> kayleigh: definitely. one thing he said, singing from the same song sheet, he and kamala harris, helped pass all of the laws him a major player in everything i did come i'm sure she was thrilled when he made that statement.

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or allies, as well. >> i will let you finish but so striking, you said it was a "no" for me after january 6th, and here we are right now, and you are saying it is a "yes" for you? >> it is a "yes" for me. it is an absolute "yes" for me. that is how badly the biden-harris team have prosecuted their job. >> but the whole point you seem to be making was that january 6th and that kind of attack on democracy is bigger than any policy -- >> i am seeing so many attacks on democracy that eclipse january 6th. >> judge jeanine: earlier, donald trump teamed up with georgia governor bryan camp to survey hurricane helene damage in the state, and tomorrow, former president will be returning to butler, pennsylvania, three months since coming within inches of an assassin's bullet. elon musk announcing that he will be attending the rally, as

well. so ari melber's meltdown, kayleigh, i'll go to you first, is just another example of how the left in the mainstream media hate donald trump so much that they can't just sit there and say, really, why? >> kayleigh: judge, it was epic watching the reaction on ari melber's face when he realized, i intended to have a two on one kamala harris panel and it just flipped on me. it was fantastic. gordon sondland had a huge role in the trump administration. ambassador to the european union. and here he comes and endorses trump. this is just before all of these national secure the professionals came together and set i'm endorsing trump. robert o'brien, nikki haley, bill barr, the list goes on, of all of these national security professionals who say we can't endorse kamala harris. look what's happening in the middle east. look what's happening in russia. look at what china is about to do. look at afghanistan. we just can't do it, and ari melber can't understand it, he lives in this narrow world of msnbc cable news but there is a thing called global security

that gordon sondland gets. ari melber needs to venture outside the confines of his small msnbc studio. >> judge jeanine: how bad a job did joe and kamala have to do to get a main impeachment witness in the trump impeachment to turn around and say their policies are existential he dangerous for us and our allies? >> jesse: they had to do such a bad job for people to now be coming around after january 6th. remember this guy got dragged into this hearing in front of the bright lights, he had to pay lawyers, and just testify under the worst possible conditions, and he kind of had to turn on his boss, and it was so awkward, and everybody hated him. and then they have to just destroy the country at that point because a lot of people, us included, after january 6th, we didn't think there was any way donald trump was coming back from that. but the fact that he came back from that, sans blend is on his team, kemp, who he headed out with, they are now just

walking around together, it really goes to show how bad they screwed up but how good of a job donald trump has unified the republican party and the country. >> judge jeanine: you know, greg, there is another date that makes democrats crazy, january 6th. they can't get over it, if they could stamp it in our heads, they would do it. >> greg: feels like sondland, is that how you say it? >> judge jeanine: sondland. >> greg: whatever, i'll never say it again. that's the way most people are thinking now. that they can separate the pros from the cons and weigh them accurately. january 6th is a lousy day compared to 1200 days under biden-harris, it's nothing. trump doesn't have to be your best friend, just are scary president and that is what we need right now, we need a scary president. that moment is what is called a bellwether -- is that a warning? >> jesse: sure. >> greg: sure, why not? a witness against trump saying i'm still voting for the guy which means the big hoaxes, and existential panics, are

wearing off. we are sorry. trespassing is not worse than 9/11, you freaks. this network had a rare, rare, once in a million moment with a protective bubble was punctured and all of the air started wheezing out of melber's mouth. last point i will make on this, this is kind of like how men react. you survey, okay, that wasn't good but this is worse. devoid of emotion. january 6th sucked but look at all of this crap. that's how men think compared to the emasculated host who is a to his moods and his passions. >> jesse: that is why men can forgive other men. we are good. >> judge jeanine: harold, the former president is returning to butler, pennsylvania, tomorrow. i think it is important to him, as someone who was shot, you know, for his ability to go back there and face, you know, what

happened to him on the psychological level, but i think that for the people of butler, pennsylvania, it's very important. they don't want to remember, they don't want to be remembered as the town where the president was almost assassinated. >> harold: and it was one of their own -- >> judge jeanine: to other people. how important is it? >> harold: i think it is important and it is right to do it. should into outdoor things anymore, should go back there, i think so many things about donald trump that i like. on. >> harold: need to thing, when liz cheney endorsed kamala harris, those guys didn't get all worked up. >> greg: that's emotional. >> harold: no, no, trying to make your point. i'm saying you can't, if you are on another network, praise all of that, and then be not fair about this. we can all make choices. i respect liz cheney's choice and i respect this guy's choice. i think people who support

donald trump, i may differ with them, actually do differ with them. i don't support president trump for a range of policy reasons. if the host had said, if you think democracy has been under all of this threat, how do you come as a former ambassador, do you think it is okay to support, not support zelenskyy in ukraine because donald trump is not done that as emphatically as kamala harris. if you think we should think about our own prices and our own own -- i would have gone with issues, whether you agree with me or not. i would not have been personal about it. our politics has gotten so emotional, and as long as it is informed by facts and informed by policy differences. i'm not not supported president trump because i don't like him. i'm not not supporting president trump because i don't believe his ideas, our national security and our economic secured he. if you are going to get personally offended, there is no place for you on tv, certainly not in the real world, no serious world, of political talks, if someone wants to

support donald trump, ask him about policy, not personality. >> judge jeanine: here's the problem. ari melber is a former prosecutor. like any good prosecutor, he wasn't going to ask him to explain it because he doesn't know what the answer is, and he's afraid that he's going to come back and say, because biden did this, this, this, and this, and trump left the world in peace, at peace, and that's it. "the fastest" is up next. >> jesse: in your face. ♪ ♪ here's to getting better with age. here's to beating these two every thursday. help fuel today with boost high protein, complete nutrition you need, and the flavor you love. so, here's to now... now available: boost max!

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feeling sets and specifically around 3:54 p.m. on sundays. judge, is that when it sets in for you or does it set in at all? >> judge jeanine: it doesn't set in at all. i love to come to work. here is the think of all i do all weekend long is a binge on my favorite shows and i cook and i cook and i cooked, and i clean. so 4:00 doesn't bother me. i am still cooking. >> harold: judge, what are jesse, what are your thoughts, you have kids various ages, areu thinking -- >> jesse: i look forward to work, especially mondays, hit the ground running, if you are in finance you hate going to work on monday, you are scared on sunday. if you work for greg, you really have the scary's because that is a terrible guy to work for, i get it. >> harold: mr. gutfeld, what are your thoughts? >> harold: my theory is this is left over from the prison systems of school when you were a kid. you didn't want to go. you should want to go to work. if you really dread work then you should probably change jobs, start doing something else that

you look forward to. anticipated, like you guys, but this dread thing, i used to have this dread thing i don't have it anymore. the thing you dread is never as bad as the dread itself. if you anticipate stuff, it's going to feel like there is a lot of it when in fact it just happens one after the other. take it one day at a time, one hour at a time. do not think about it. if something keeps you up at night, it is never the stuff that gets you. when you are on the street, lost in a thought, lost in a thought, oh, my god, had this big interview with harold ford, that you almost get hit by a car. so you weren't thinking about the car, were you? the run runs you down but you were lost in this thought. >> jesse: worry kills. it's actually a medical ana analysis. my last name is watters, dr. watters. >> kayleigh: sundays are great, i go to work with my family and then we have brunch. i don't understand how people

are scared on sundays. i get dread. you lay in your bed, eat taco bell and watch netflix comy and scared? who is scared to go to work? >> greg: dread is worse than fear. >> kayleigh: you think? >> greg: remember the sound of "60 minutes?" >> jesse: football is over. >> harold: this week i spoke at my son's fourth grade class about the separation of powers -- >> greg: that -- >> harold: the most nervous i've ever been about a speech. >> greg: kids are hard to talk to. >> harold: up next, landlords are using dna tests to catch tenants not picking up after their dogs. there poo-prints are 99% accurate. judge, you have a lot -- >> judge jeanine: first of all, who has time for the crap? >> kayleigh: [laughs] crap. >> judge jeanine: second we prosecute dog owners over poop more than career criminals in this country, third there is a

group called scooby doo, 838 -- they come once a week and pick up the poop. >> harold: greg, you pick up poop now. >> greg: i'm grateful it is dog poop because i live in a city where people can crap anywhere. i live on a nice street downtown, i get up, a dude squatting across the street. i say kilmeade, go away. i'm not kidding. when i see dog poop, i'm happy. that's a step up on the city. >> judge jeanine: you should have a slingshot. >> greg: i thought about it. >> harold: kayleigh, you have a dog? >> kayleigh: yes, and also a 2-year-old. >> greg: which one is harrier? >> kayleigh: dog. had to stop and think about it. you know, i will say, my favorite was the residents who said this isn't my dogs poop because i know the shape of it. that is such an odd thing to say. i think i could say that about my child, as weird as that is, i have changed a lot of poopy

diapers, it does not smell like him. >> jesse: i am still stunned by the audience not recognizing that i was right when we have the friendly neighborhood dispute dispute. when i picked up the poop and put it in a neighbors trash can and was caught red-handed and then yelled at. i thought i was in the right. and i believe i am still in the right. >> kayleigh: no, you weren't. >> jesse: where am i supposed to put it? >> judge jeanine: in your own trash can. >> harold: keep it in your bag -- >> judge jeanine: take it home. don't put it -- >> jesse: we live in a community. it is all of our trash cans. >> harold: would you like everybody to put their -- >> jesse: if i caught someone doing it with my trash can, fine, that's the right way -- >> judge jeanine: baloney. >> harold: everybody, jessie's trash can. >> jesse: no no. >> harold: "fan mail friday" up next. ♪ ♪

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today's generation? but you wish they could? let's go to harold because you are the oldest one here. >> judge jeanine: no, i am. >> greg: i know, i was being gentlemanly. >> judge jeanine: that's very kind. >> harold: i wish, i would say two things. one, i love kids say mr. and mrs., it doesn't happen like it should. we grew up in households where that happened, and i teach my kids that, i try to drilled that into them. and two, we are like you, i have dinner sunday night and i put a shirt and tie on, jacket, because i want my son to notice, this is how you're supposed to go to dinner, i want my daughter to know when a guy dats you, whatever you do, you want somebody dressing up for formal dinners. >> greg: we need more of that. what about you, judge? something you wish today's kids would experience that you did that you don't see? see how i summarized that? gave you some time to think. >> judge jeanine: [laughs] no, i thought -- >> harold: like steve harvey.

>> judge jeanine: my mother used to put this harness on me so i couldn't get away. >> kayleigh: i have one for my kid. >> judge jeanine: i don't see them anymore. >> greg: you want kids tied up. >> judge jeanine: [laughs] >> greg: don't knock it. >> kayleigh: i have a harness for blake. >> judge jeanine: you do? >> kayleigh: i like yes, ma'am, no man, yes, sir, no, sir, to your point, and i wish kids had no social media. that's the one thing. >> jesse: you should not be putting our children on leashes. >> kayleigh: you want them stolen by human traffickers? >> jesse: psychologically scarring, necessary -- >> greg: dogs. jesse? >> jesse: i wish children could experience the feeling of not being able to have gotten ir parents. when you leave the house without a cell phone and you could just leave for hours and they had no idea where you were. >> greg: around the neighborhood -- >> jesse: in the woods come on your bike, another friend's house, and you come home

eventually. >> greg: how could you not torturing animals? >> judge jeanine: very interesting. >> greg: the things i was sneaking about, i took a different way. prank calls, doorbell ditching. but mainly crank calls. crank calls are how you develop a sense of humor. those were fun. i did it every day. every day after school. and we recorded them. we would do the crank calls and tape the crank calls. >> jesse: professional. >> kayleigh: tape recorder? >> greg: sound effects like toilets flushing. do i have time? this is from margie. what uncool thing where you into that you thought was totally cool? jesse, you are not cool, so let's go with this. something you thought was cool but uncool? >> jesse: looking back now, when i had my collar up. deep into my 30s. >> greg: yes. >> jesse: got a little carried away. >> greg: everybody at redeye when we would watch he would just rip you on that. >> jesse: okay in my early 30s but when i was close to

40 -- >> judge jeanine: time to go. >> jesse: time to go. >> kayleigh: my ronald reagan that i brought all of my debates. i thought i was a bad bleep but i wasn't. >> judge jeanine: what was the question? >> greg: uncool thing you thought was totally cool. >> judge jeanine: ironed my hair on an ironing board. they don't do it anymore. my hair was curly, it was long, so i put on an ironing board -- >> harold: that sounds dangerous. >> judge jeanine: it was. >> jesse: can't believe you are alive. >> harold: i used to have a part that i thought was the coolest thing, absolutely awful. [laughter] my wife may be get rid of it, so thank you. >> kayleigh: the question. >> greg: you know i'm going to say, do you remember in the '90s, the home be a brewing craze? do you remember that? yeah, come in and try my beer. i don't know what i was

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♪ >> jesse: white tennis shoes, harold. harold, you're first. >> harold: okay. i'm going. robbed two neighbors in phoenix both named rob live across the street from each other their own candidate. the best thing about this they are great pals, one supports harris, one supports trump. and it just keeps escalating with more and more signs. again, they are friends. one of the ironies of the whole thing once the election -- not ironic, they come back together as pals. the real irony is neither one of these guys direct their homes

for christmas. their holiday is election time. >> jesse: breaking news, big foot is real. >> judge jeanine: it's not your turn. >> jesse: let me just go anyway. sorry, greg. exclusive video bringing to you on "the five." spotted in oklahoma. this is the real big foot. this is not a costume i also want to get a caddie on the front 9. >> greg: get over yourself. >> jesse: tonight "jesse watters primetime" shocking allegations against doug emhoff tonight at 8:00. >> greg: tonight, todd piro. kennedy, tyrus, great show. let's do this. in your face, harold. harold's new york deli in edison, new jersey is one of the top 15 delis in the united states by matt. they have massive sandwiches and may have the best corned beef

pass strom my and cheese cake. unlike you, harold, they have the world's largest pickle bar. in your face, harold. >> jesse: with is your pickleball? >> harold: i need my collar up. >> check out this bad man. short anytime michigan. and he was wrangled by authorities, but not before ramming a state trooper in an attempt to extend its long lived independence. did they show it yet? >> harold: it's up. >> judge jeanine: where is the guy -- the sheep ramming the guy? whatever. >> harold: there it is. >> judge jeanine: anyway, it's over. the trump trooper went home. i'm on hannity tonight. >> jesse: sorry, kayleigh, good night, everybody, see you on monday. >> bret: jesse, you buried the lead the big foot thing was really good but then the 42. that was really strong. >> jesse: 42. i don't want to tell you