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[cheering and applause] >> greg: yes! i know, i know. i know you are so lucky. it is friday so you know what that means, let's welcome tonight's guest, they call him the perfect anchor because he can drag down any show. fox and friends first host, todd! he has talked to more men on the street than a u.n. -- host of kennedy saves the world podcast, kennedy! and he is beloved by his fox family but only when they need help moving, "new york times" best-selling author, comedian and former pro wrestler, tyrus!
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before we get to some news stories, let's do this. >> announcer: greg's "leftovers"! >> greg: this is where i read the jokes we didn't use this weekend is always i didn't read them so if they suck we will tie joe mackey to a chair and have tim walz give him a lap dance. [laughter] i don't know who will love it more, actually. a spokesperson for kamala harris' husband is denying he slapped an ex-girlfriend back in 2012. saying that any suggestion that he ever had a woman is false. in doug's defence,'s ex may have asked him if he ever knocked up his nanny. i know. but her husband is so creepy we heard his new secret service code name is p. diddy. the meat to movement could not be reached for comment.
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i know, where are they? leave every woman, right? a union representing firefighters decided against their long-standing practice of endorsing the democrat nominee, kamala harris. however,, she is receiving strong support from arsonists. that's funny, it's true. tim walz said, quote, kamala harris build a coalition for bernie sanders, to ditch a need, to taylor swift. bickley to our old and ugly and the other is dicta chain he. look, i didn't say she was a six, it's just obvious. jimmy carter turned 100 this week and his grandson said he can't wait to vote for kamala harris and it's mainly because for previous support for dying old man. [applause]
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>> greg: it's funny how that slowly won them over! it's disgusting. a hotline set up for complaints about sean "diddy" combs received a staggering 12,000 calls in 24 hours. with 11,000 coming from justin bieber. spirit airlines stock shares slumped today following a report that the company is in talks to file bankruptcy. here's a photo of their stock chart. it's either that or the trajectory of one of their flights. meanwhile, company officials say that preferred passengers are still welcome in the spirit air lounge. which is located inside the terminal for men's room. mcdonald's will debut a chicken. [ bagpipes playing ] in the u.s. after it was a big hit overseas. and other news, look was heading to europe. [cheering and applause]
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cheap but i'll take it! hezbollah has suffered more losses this week with israelis first striking their leader and now possibly his potential successor. to hire new executives they have added dental coverage. and three goats. california has outlawed local voter i.d. rules but don't worry, you can still [bleep] wherever you like. [applause] applauding for [bleep]! i like that, i like that. wendy's is having a promotional patty for the new spongebob movie. meanwhile, arby's is supporting the new joker movie with her promotion, diarrhea sandwich. it's not as good as it sounds. it appears striking dockworkers have reached a tentative deal and should be at work. this as beef imports for hamburger restaurants were under threat of delay. one man breathed a sigh of
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relief. why not? he's watching! colorado is now the number 1 place in the country for cocaine for cocaine use. in a related story, guess who just bought a place in boulder? and finally... [cheering and applause] >> greg: the world is still waiting for israel to respond to erone's missile attack. there is talk that israel is planning to make around suffered by dropping thousands and thousands of these. [laughter] all right, let's do a monologue. republicans like them hot and democrats do not. that is the gist of the bizarre story in "newsweek" titled, how hot girls became the rights new obsession. according to this hard-hitting deep dive expose on the conservative male gaze, it all started with actor sydney sweeney and my acts. and her ample bosom, proudly displayed on "snl". soon to be followed by a slew of
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other so-called conservative hot girls. like this other girl. i don't know where. even g.o.p. firebrands in colorado. the "newsweek" article goes on and on, exploring the reasons why and how hot girls became our obsession. like democrats don't like hot women? just ask bill clinton or andrew cuomo. and oprah. >> greg: according to the peace, we like hot women because it is a big f you to the woke in here it's because i thought they were hot. but it's also -- it is not like we decided beauty was an attack on the oppressed. they did. that was on the woke who elevated bodily mutilation, shaved heads and morbid obesity
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as signs of personal identity. many lives that they ruin telling people that ugliness is enlightenment? remember when they said lizzo was a symbol of fat empowerment? until she decided she would rather be thin? that's racial picture her thin. but anyway... but it is no wonder they now say the appreciation of hot women is a mere reaction to the bad choices. like this woman college professor over in england, quote, this focus on hot girls is a way for the right in the u.s. to fight back against perceptions of woke. where this from another stuffy female academic. there is something titillating about seeing a beautiful young woman sprouting -- spouting right wing slogans by saying f you to feminist and other slogans. it's more like saying a few to trans fats and trans activists. of course we must not leave out the inherent racism of it all. says one university of delaware professor, they have them there,
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these are not just hot women, they are white women. it runs counter to cultural change, reflecting an expansion of beauty standards and to be more inclusive in terms of body size, race and ethnicity. or whatever it is. i can't even say it. but that's alive. it's all alive. you should see how many asians are in my search history. [cheering] >> greg: men don't care. the professor added the hot girl is the opposite of the childless cat lady. it's like she's arguing my point for me. so what does it say about us? are republicans bad, are hot chicks bad? neither. it just makes these idiots feel bad like they just hooked up with a number 4. sitting at home, fat and alone they cannot bear the aspirational lives that are having fun despite them. it is why earlier, "time" magazine among others, linked fitness to white supremacy.
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that way when you were sitting around eating jelly doughnuts well in your dog's face, that is a strike against bigotry. so we will take the hot chicks, you can have your malicious misery and when you decide to take a spin class or get a decent haircut, give us a call. on like liberal men, we don't bite but we also won't slap you around. [cheering and applause] >> greg: todd, as our resident six on fox, isn't it funny how the media always ask like it is a disturbing trend whenever republicans do anything? weather it is exercise were nascar or, i don't know, wearing an open shirt with a jacket? >> this is the real estate outfit, we talked about this. when i come in the show immediately thereafter, i have to sell some condos. everything will time. but as part of a bigger issue that i think you're getting
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into, it is this. think of how the groupthink bubble on the left has gone completely insane that there is an actual story saying dudes like hot checks. this is something that is a foundation since the dawn of time. and the fact that "newsweek" is like, oh, my god,, this must be something the right is doing, it makes your point perfectly. but i also think your overall point is so right. the left these days does not like beauty, the right does. look at applications to scc schools from 18-year-old dudes. they are up. why? because an 18-year-old guy wants to be around those women. that is not a joke, that a statistic -- you like that? that is statistically backed up. >> greg: what does that stand for? >> it is that thing that you throw. >> greg: i like going, is this some kind of economic principle? >> it is. >> greg: or foundation?
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so they're going to southern colleges because the girls are hotter. why didn't you just say that? >> because everybody in here knows what it is except for you! >> you're just trying to be smart! >> by saying scc? >> yes. welcome to the show. so you are a young guy, you are still attractive for now, it could change at any moment. could be an accident right outside the building, it could disfigure you. >> let's hope not. >> greg: yeah. what you make of this article? >> i think it is so true. i live for hot women. when i wake up, i think about hot girls and when i go to sleep i'm usually thinking about hot girls. and i'm really hot girl supremacist. i actually think that hot girls should rule and the reason is that no one would be more differential too than beautiful women so i just think if sydney sweeney said to me, i'm going to text you at 90 percent, i would do it.
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whatever she wants. >> greg: that is the unspeakable truth and it is hot women. they can get billionaires to do anything. the when i try to do it... kennedy, your hot lady and you're the only woman on this panel. >> thanks. sisters are doing it for themselves. thank you. you look at someone like sydney sweeney and she declared the death of woke and you look at her and you go those [bleep] aren't statist. by the academics are so lazy. she takes something that is objectively obvious. that's like saying meat is delicious. for water is refreshing when you're dehydrated. and men find women attractive. >> greg: but it would be shaped like, why does the right like water?
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>> probably because they are dehydrated from all of the white supremacy. >> greg: yes, it makes them thirsty and they like water! >> and. and that is the end of society as they know it. because women should not be humped and that is the only way we will succeed. men should be eunuchs and women should be in burlap with full beards. i think i should be given a professorship somewhere. 's is this a mystery? >> this is so stupid. this is how weak they are, they're trying to say that we are responsible for that. listen. of course -- most men like all women. we just prefer the hot women. but we are not opposed to taking
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for number 2 is and making a number 8. so i find to besmirch meant of regular betty's and becky's and karen's is [bleep] because guess what? at the lights are dim, you can win. >> greg: that's beautiful. >> thank you. >> greg: that release and aspirational message. >> it really is! >> greg: for young men and women everywhere. >> if you can't hit the 10, rule through fives, build it up. there you go! >> there's an old george carlin joe, "never [bleep] attend but one night i [bleep] five number 2's. he's on your side. >> greg: up next, the view gets unkind.
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experience how great splenda stevia can be. grown on our farm, enjoyed at your table. (♪♪) >> announcer: our view on the view. >> greg: thank you. i know! all right, on down. the view cannot wait to tell us that trumps marriage makes them jealous. they may be overweight and brain-dead but they claim to know what is in melania's head. this week the plus size clown show known as the view discussed the news of melania coming out in favour of abortion news where they projected their own misery. role it, carl. >> i think she hates him.
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>> i also think she wants to take him out. he does not want to be the first lady anymore. >> she destroyed the rose garden. >> who hates christmas? melania from hates it. she doesn't want to decorate and she doesn't care. she doesn't want to sleep in the same room as him, she cannot tolerate him. >> how do you know all this? >> allegedly, that's way say allegedly. >> how does she know all this? is because she is talking about herself. because you can't -- [applause] >> greg: when anyone tries to read your mind, they can't. so they have no choice but to pull the things out of their own head and replace it. i'm finding it interesting that they are mocking melania for disagreeing with her husband.
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where they would have applauded melania if they thought exactly the same way. >> normally they would say you're so brave, they have to malign him but dr. freud, this is garden-variety projection on sonny's part. but they are actually wrong because what they are talking about is in her party -- and her book she says my entire adult life i have always believed that a woman has the right to choose to terminate a pregnancy. whether or not you disagree with it, abortion has been very problematic for republicans so what she is actually doing is softening it in her way, in her voice to kind of make it a nonissue. she is doing a favour to her husband because she is not marching in lockstep with him, what she is doing is adding her own personal feelings to a complicated and divisive issue, which required a little bit of nuance and softening to become a
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nonissue in this critical last month of the election. so i think this entire book is doing a favour because it defines her as she wants to be defined which is only better for him because he is not married to a stepford wife. >> greg: it's great that you read the book and i didn't. i'm like thank god she knows what she's talking about because i don't have a clue. tyrus, imagine if you -- >> all right, ". >> greg: you're on an island. >> i'm out. >> greg: imagine if you had said, i don't know, doug emhoff wants to take out kamala harris. they would take that literally. >> yes, they would, "be all over the media. harris plans to kill whites we can get back to his nanny. listen, the idea -- the best part of this to me is that she just -- first of all, if sonny took the makeup and the way gough she would look like gollum. so she is just an evil little
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thing and her precious is attention. so here's the thing. your wife has an independent thought that she can talk out loud, doesn't say a lot about you was the husband? because i'm confused. because i would assume if a guy is hitler and threatens democracy, he's at least those things in his own house! he is not even running melania so what the hell will he do in the white house? because apparently evil redheaded hitler is a really nice husband who listens to his wife's thoughts and she can say whatever she wants. he wasn't like please excuse my wife she's ignorant r so all they did was further let anyone know who didn't know the story of what melania said. so she's pro what she believes in anna-rose been supports her. boom. thank you, you should run that. that should be something he runs saying yes, i support my wife to have independent thought. and again, we know his position
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on it as a politician. most men, we don't want anything to do with it. >> greg: we want to stay out of it. >> so we can get the right to financially abort, we don't want to do anything. >> greg: line opec have you ever seen the view before? >> no. i have seen those characters but it's in clips. >> greg: do you find it strange that -- you interview people in the street, there is this penchant for liberals to read minds. but we -- i don't know what's going on in your head, you don't know what's going on in mind that they somehow know it at all times, that strange. what did you make of that clip? >> i think in the case of melania, it's actually people misinterpreting her hating trump with her just being eastern european. so it's like she's not necessarily naturally going to be the traditional american conservative wife. and if she done -- doesn't decorate for christmas, i don't blame her. these kitschy things get
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tiresome anyways so it's great to see an independent woman in there. >> greg: you know it is true because my wife is russian and she does not -- people might think when she's around me that she hates my guts. [laughter] and she does! [laughter] but she loves christmas. i thought that was a really weird when sonny said she hates christmas. it was like, how do you know she hates christmas? how do you know that you won't sleep with your husband? what you make of this? >> on the christmas thing back which was the first lady that put together a rather nice traditional christmas display in the white house with red trees? that was melania. and which was the first lady that put together a dystopian hunger games display with a weird looking dancers with scary masks? that was jill biden. so for her to say this, this is again that overall concept of gaslighting, deflecting, whatever you want to call it. it is them not liking
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themselves, them not liking what they did and trying to take it out on republicans. one final thought on the whole first lady thing, she went on to say that melania clearly does not want to be first lady. let's assume for argument's sake for a moment that that is true. wouldn't that be a welcome change from, ", i don't know, a woman who propped up her husband at the expense of our nation are basically five years so that she could be first lady? and have done it again if not for a thursday night debate? >> greg: todd pyro finally making a decent point! >> it has been like three years on the show! >> greg: that long? it seems longer. maybe you were always here. may be we just live in your world, todd pyro. all right, i hav
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♪ it's coming your way, hey, hey,, it's a video of the day ♪ [cheering and applause] >> greg: a cranky old grump is scared of donald trump. are video of the day comes to us from bruce springsteen recently endorsed kamala harris for president. roll it. >> donald trump is the most dangerous candidate for president in my lifetime. his disdain for the sanctity of our constitution, the sanctity of democracy, the sanctity of the rule of law and the sanctity of the peaceful transfer of power should disqualify him from the office of president ever again. kamala harris and tim walz are committed to a vision of this country that respects and includes everyone, regardless of class, religion, race and your political point of view or
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sexual identity. but like you, i've only got one vote and that is one of the most precious possessions that i have. and that's why, come november fifth, i will be casting my vote for kamala harris and tim walz. [laughter] >> greg: and i thought his concerts were long. the man who once saying, hey, little girl, is your daddy home? has opinions on the country you'll leave to your kids. it was nice of bruce to call his vote one of the most precious possessions he has. if i were him i would mention his 400-acre horse farm instead. but there is no doubt kamala harris was born to run this country into the ground periods words attacking trump sound like ryan ruth except ruth probably has a better voice. as for the people springsteen pretends to represent, inflation is killing them with these electric bills everybody is dancing in the dark.
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>> nice. [applause] >> well done, well done. >> greg: lionel, is he not -- you can say, okay,, it's brave with him because -- i assume that millions of his fans are trump supporters. they are in that age group but he has made his billions so he doesn't care. >> that's why i think he's in the diner talking like this, like a regular guy living in the diner. relating to the people. letting you know this is the most important thing you will ever do. so he's pretending like he has lung cancer in the diner. which we all relate to so i think he is counteracting it in that way. i think it hurts to see taylor swift have so much clout. and we all want clout at the end of the day. so seeing taylor have clout, he is trying to match it with this and he has got to come out with hits. if you want people to follow you you need to be a hit maker. >> greg: he is very predictable, kennedy.
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he's like -- everything he just said you could hear from anyone else and i thought this guy was a rebel. >> he is not a rebel, he is the human embodiment of a in a jar! [applause] >> accurate depiction. >> thank you! he is like neil young. like who pulled your chain, cranky? he was married to a woman from my hometown, julianne phillips and he broke her heart. he does not exist in my world anymore. he can take his rotten mildew flannel and go shovel where the sun don't shine with his hit maker lists bought. i don't care about him, i don't care about george clooney. these guys who are worth hundreds of millions of dollars, they don't care about the working man that they pretend to support because they are insulated from recession if there is one. it doesn't matter what god-awful policies will follow her if she
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becomes president, he does not care. he has got enough money which makes him a horrible person. [cheering and applause] >> greg: speaking of horrible person... >> i got lucky when i skate the monologue unscathed but you are making up for it. >> i will never turn on my fans. todd, if you had fans -- >> thanks! >> i find it weird that he thinks trump is scary. it's like, does he know what real fear is? i'm trying to think of any springsteen song where he sang a song about actual things to be scared of, whether it's crime or terror. he is scared of a threat to democracy, this fantasy fear. >> to kennedy's point, all of his songs are about financial fear. but that's pretty rich coming from a guy who literally a few years ago sold his music catalogue for half a billion dollars. so he has no ability to relate
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to the common man anymore. maybe in 1975, but as we approach 2025 it's over. also to this overall point of celebrity into a door cement, who in a swing state's sitting there being like, i'm on the fence between these two, who will i lean on to -- bruce springsteen! nobody is doing that so why do they do it? and in his case, it is newsworthy and noteworthy if he selected a republican to endorse. but if he will endorse a democrat for the 8000 election in a rope, that is not a big deal. you are bruce springsteen! we know you like the libs. >> greg: if it was ruth, i would feel differently. but tyrus, is this kind of like the same thing you saw with howard stern? that when you have millions of fans that have supported you, got you to where you are, once you get to that place you get new friends. and when you get new friends, you don't need your fans. >> greg: 's. >> what i think is worse is when
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they don't believe their own [bleep] because i don't need to read from a cue card to tell you that i'm voting for president donald trump. i don't need a cue card for that. i can sit here for an hour and tell you the reasons why. and another thing is they are so out of touch, first of all on not a fashion mogul but even i know you don't where a button up under a button up. you know i'm saying? he's got a button up flannel with a button up r take the flannel off, you're upsetting a lot of lumberjacks. >> greg: he does look like that! >> he does. i was like whoa, sorry, ma'am. but this is the problem with them. they come to him and the one thing i say, he reads better than kamala harris does. he was able to do it without nervous laughing and checking his earpiece so he did much better. but then again, when you have to read that long [bleep] to get it out, no one is paying attention.
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>> i have now lived for years under the biden-harris policies. and i have to say that those policies are not only becoming an excess dental threat to our country's way of life, but to our allies as well. >> i will let you finish but you said it was a note for me after january sixth. >> i did. >> and here we are right now when you're saying it is a "yes" for you? >> it is a "yes" for me, absolute yes for me. that is how badly the biden-harris team have prosecuted their job. >> but the whole point you seemed to be making was that january sixth and that kind of attack on democracy is bigger than any policy. >> i am seeing so many attacks on democracy that eclipse january sixth. [cheering] >> tyrus? wicket his face. >> yeah. and we have all been there.
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like you beg your girlfriend to stay with you and she tells you on the phone, yes, we will stay together. then you go to the club and she is dancing with another guy. but you said that we would be together! but that was until i met him. and that's what happened. msnbc has been exposed in the last few weeks with the uncovered date thing where the guy was talking about their whole job in the whole purpose is to get kamala harris selected. so he really in their cheerios because there was not any paperwork, there is not a commercial break. word has it in the other room, rachel screamed out, no! it is over. i'm telling you guys, 10:05 eastern, the selection is a wrap. they can even book guests. they can't even book guests. you know their book to guest is liberal. so when they bring on the best of their liberals, they are
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expecting some good trump bashing [bleep] and he just went on there and said actually, i think he is kind of. [laughter] >> greg: todd, has that ever happened to you on that show you host in the morning? what's it called? >> fox and friends first, rag, from five until 6:00 a.m. eastern. thank you! [cheering and applause] these are good humans! >> they love carly. [laughter] >> i get how that works. has a guest ever surprised you? you've never watched my show. >> i don't even know who you are... >> i just somehow got in through security. talking about this bubble, a liberal bubble, he is so shocked that somebody outside of their bubble thinks that january sixth was not a great day, nobody saying that. but it is not the issue that they wanted to be. especially when, i don't know, there are people literally over
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the last week that watched their grandparents die. in a hurricane. there are people that can't afford the basic cost-of-living over the last four years. and these people still think january sixth is the most important thing in everybody's world and it needs to be and when it is not, they cannot handle that reality. gordon solomon shoved it back in their face. we have to remind everybody, he testified against trump and kamala harris is so bad he's like i'm still going with trump. that's a huge deal! [applause] >> greg: lionel, do you notice this when you talk to people your age? what are you, 18? >> 27. >> greg: they look at this stuff and they don't care. and also the fact that saying you were for trump upsets people so much that you say it? >> definitely. you realize what echo chambers are. but therein. all they bring in our the people that agree with the host and
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they bring in the audience in the background is jeering people whenever they disagree with the host and whatnot. so there is not diversity of opinion, people just watch the same -- >> greg: are you talking about my show? [laughter] good. >> and my grandma is listening, hello grandma. [laughter] >> all take it from here, high grandma. >> any grandmas listening, hello... [laughter] >> greg: kennedy, what do you say? >> he is so smug and arrogant. i saw him at the correspondence dinner and lara trump was standing there and i was like a, as a going? she said good to see you and he was like, excuse me, i'm trying to talk to her. she doesn't want to talk to you. you don't even go here. but i was watching this clip and i felt for you because this must have been what it was like on the five when jessica endorsed donald trump. that must have been very odd for
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you when she came out. >> greg: i think it is news to her as well. >> i don't know why but people still get jessica and i confused so people will come up to me and be like a jessica, and i'm like i'm voting for trump! and they're like... >> greg: when people mistake me for todd pyro -- >> you love it! >> greg: we have
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>> announcer: you're watching "mailing it in". >> greg: badger to asks, have you ever had a ghostly experience? i'll go do you first, you get ghosted a lot but that's not what we're talking about. we are talking about hauntings. >> and i have. i was in a pottery class and johnny from dirty dancing came up from behind me and started messing -- that's the plot to ghost, people! >> greg: i think they got it, they just didn't like it. >> that's a good way to make people laugh, screaming at them. [laughter] >> if you watch my show, five until 6:00 a.m. that's what i do, i yell. >> greg: that is one hour of haunted television. that is a poltergeist in your tv
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and it is todd pyro. lionel, you have any experiences with ghosts? >> yes, i actually do. i was a covid tester, i'm sorry, in l.a. because my restaurant wouldn't have me back when they reopened because i used to steal the food and whatnot. so i went down to costa rica and one of my friends from the testing centre died. rest in peace. but i was visiting my friend in costa rica and i was pulling out into his back house, he lived in a back house and i'm going in and i'm tripping and i just see this guy there in my friends with his girlfriend and i'm like yoke back there is somebody on your porch. and it was my friend who ice to see, went like this lost in thought like the thinker and then he just disappeared into the trees. >> greg: wow... that is a haunted story! what about you, kennedy? >> i sought to ghost and both times, two separate occasions i
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was with someone else who also saw the same ghost and i dream about dead people and that's true. >> greg: really? wow. i didn't think you guys would actually bring the goods. todd failed but... todd used it for a stupid ghost joke. but tyrus? >> no, on black, grade, we don't have time for that. [laughter] if you're going to haunt our house, your is paying rent. you won't just chill around and float around all day, we don't have time for that [bleep], elyse get the lights at night before you go to sleep. >> greg: i have never seen a ghost but i have weird disappearing things. i have this gigi allen shirt and i got it and it disappeared. and then i ordered another one. two days later it disappeared. then i ordered a third one going, okay,, something's going on. i got a fourth different shirt, gone. there is somebody taking my gigi
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allen shirt. >> i think i can solve this riddle, as a wife and she doesn't like it. >> greg: she doesn't even know who it is! >> doesn't mean she won't throw it out. it's called marriage. >> greg: no gigi allen was insane. you know who we as? >> but also was the shirt covered in? >> greg: no! not yet, anyway. but i think that the ghost of gigi allen is in my house. and he is stealing i gigi allen schurz. >> let's go with that instead of your wife saying its ugly and throwing it out. >> greg: i prefer to think of hey, scott. this stuff's perfect for fall, right? yep! it feeds your lawn now to strengthen roots all winter for a better lawn next spring. how do you know all of this? says it right there on the bag. yes, it does. download the my lawn app today for lawn care tips and customized plans. feed your lawn. feed it. ♪ it wasn't hard with cologuard®, ♪ ♪ i did it my way! ♪ colo-huh? ♪ cologuard! ♪ cologuard is for people 45+ at average risk, not high risk.
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