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>> greg: i get it what can you do. happy tuesday. >> greg: harris is in the middle of a media blitz doing the view, 60 minutes howard stern in front of more old then brian stelter's boxers. your appearance on "60 minutes" so bad biden turned over in his grave. she then went on the views saying she wouldn't have done anything different than biden in

the last four years except pick a better vp. when the secret service patted down joy behar they found a pound to of bratwurst and kielbasa. she turned 82 yesterday and celebrated by eating pinata of sardines. no candles because whoopi goldberg might have broke wind. jimmy fallon revealed he had harris saved as my dry cleaner. i could use one of those says one man. i wonder what alias harris has

for tim walls and hit her phone. for the next week shell help the president make the transition from the oval office to his new home by the way what the hell was she wearing yesterday. obviously it's a jacket from the charles payne collection. and gemma pentz are now acceptable in the workplace according to one executive. hillary clinton suggested prison for misinformation and once they are in prison cameras should be

unplugged and guards should be drowsy. scientists made bacteria that could eat plastic in a lab. hearing that news nancy pelosi went in to hiding. >> greg: heiress went to 60 minutes last night and it made sense for zero. spoke to bill into his credit he asked tough questions. that's like giving a mailman credit for not stealing packages. she got grilled like a house kat in springfield, ohio. [ cheers and applause ] many hard questions and of course any question is hard for harris. her iq is room temperature at best. if that room is a walk-in freezer. but 60 minutes was happy to help her out. listen to the preview clip they released before the full

interview there. >> it seems prime minster benjamin netanyahu isn't listening. >> the work we've done has resulted in a number of movements in that region by israel that were very much prompted by her were a result of many things including our advocacy for what needs to happen in the region. >> greg: what the. [ bleeps ] was that. now she is the only presidential candidate in history who needs a translator even when speaking english. but get this after she got dragged online for that cbs helped her clean it up. listen to what aired last night following the same question.

>> it seems prime minister netanyahu isn't listening. >> we are not going to stop pursuing what is necessary for the united states to be clear but where we stand on the need for this war to end. >> same question two different answers. the white house hasn't seen a cleanup like that since they had the blasted dean biden's seed cushions. kind of a big deal but maybe she knows more about the economy. >> there's lots assigns the american economy is doing well better than most countries i think but the american people don't seem to be filling it. groceries 25% higher and people are blaming you and joe biden for that. are they wrong? >> we not have historic low unemployment in america among all groups of people we have an economy phrasing by all

macroeconomic measures. >> greg: by all macroeconomic measures such as inflation the sink he asked about. eris wouldn't know a macroeconomic measure if it's laughter in the face. don't get any ideas dug. but our price is still too high and does she know that? >> to your point prices are still too hot and i know that and we need to deal with it which is what part of my plan you mention groceries. part of my plan is what we must do to bring down the price a groceries she said she would press congress pass a federal ban on price getting for food and groceries but details are yet to be defined her voice changed day did you hear that apparently her answer was so bad cbs made their own correspondent answer it in a voice-over.

economic plane would add 3 trillion to the federal debt. i hope he asks her how she will pay for that. >> so how do you pay for that? >> the economists who have reviewed my plan compared to my opponent determined may economic plan would strengthen america's economy and his would weaken it. my plan, bill if you don't mind. my plan is about saying when you invest in small businesses, you invest in the middle class and strengthen america's economy back the question is how you pay for it. >> we'll make sure the richest among us pay their fair share in taxes. >> we're dealing with the real world. >> when we talk with people in congress they know what i'm

talking about. they are constituents know exactly what i talk about. >> greg: x cost twice as much is what they did because the rich aren't paying enough taxes. of those two things as much to do with each other as brian kilmeade and fan mail. >> wow. >> greg: what about her switching up positions like optimus prime doing yoga what does she have to say about that? >> the reason voters don't know you is because you've change position on this. so many people truly don't know what you believe or what you stand for and i know you've heard that. >> in the last four years i've been vice president of the united states. i've been traveling the country and the listening to folks and seeking what is possible in terms of common ground. i believe in building consensus and we are a diverse people. to geographically, regionally, where we are in our backgrounds

and what the american people want is we have leaders who can build consensus. >> greg: you changed your position on fracking, defunding the cops and the border because you traveled? >> greg: i'm going to thailand maybe then i will support mental playing women's sports. when she says building consensus she really just means lying. so how about her specialty on the border? >> there was a historic flood of undocumented immigrants coming across the border the first three years of your administration as a matter of fact arrivals could droop old from the last year a president trump. was that a mistake to loosen the immigration policies as much as you did? >> it's a long-standing problem and solution from day one literally we've been offering solutions. >> what i was asking is was it a

mistake the kind of allow that flood it to happen in the first place? >> the policies proposed to her about fixing a problem and not promoting one. >> but numbers did quadruple. >> greg: quadrupled, a great you taught her a new word good job. she's going to be saying it all month and the whole thing was chopped up like a line of coke on the behind of one of hunter's exports. still didn't make any sense but doesn't matter as the media blitz with a month left isn't meant to convince anyone. harris is irrelevant. she could be anybody, she has anybody. the apparatus behind her is soaping you follow the media trick-or-treating and not paying attention to what's going on behind the scenes.

remember that peace that got biden into the white house at the alliance of left-wing activists in government and media who force changes in voting systems and the laws securing hundreds of millions in funding and recruited armies of poll workers and media companies suppressing stories like the hunter laptop that's nothing compared to now. governor gavin newsom banned voter i.d., wyeth not for fraud? couple that with its massive growth in numbers of migrants in swing states since 2021 and you see something is up and it's far worst than what the democrats awful candidate is. she sucks but that is a deflection from the set up in front of us. you have to ask why in god's name but they run something that bad if it mattered. they wouldn't so it doesn't. what matters is that you see what's really going on and it's another deep state shell game and they win if you pick a

candidate with an empty skull. let's welcome tonight's guest. nothing is funny about his failed marriage or his act, comedian and writer jamie lissow. he could have a series on his wild theories. how tap! she's a professor in her second term esther, fox news contributor and best-selling author, kat timpf. and when his stomach growls, female lions get. comedian, "new york times" best seller and former andy it -- nwa world have a champion and fox news contributor tyrus. jamie is harris' visit to 60 minutes a bigger dumpster fire than your marriage? >> surprisingly yes. but watching it was somehow even longer. spiel we did too many clips. >> no the interview, you guys to

good. at that editing was horrible it was disgusting but they ran the whole hour interview and ran it through a filter. it was only 7 minutes long. >> the numbers are right there though. groceries are like 30% higher and yes is 40% higher. harris is also 30% higher than she was. >> greg: she definitely is enjoying stuff. she's enjoying time when she shouldn't that's a sign when you're on something like you're having a good time but everybody's like bleakley what is she talking about. what did you make of this? >> greg i was raised in a middle-class household. i thought it was bad we had a brain-dead president. we've also got a brain-dead

vice president? we are doomed. but if i was her eye would fire my team. asap. and. >> she's not fit for she didn't have a brain, she's not natural. and it was the d&c i believe when she comes out on stage and everybody is clapping for her. a big ovation and she's like everybody calmed down. you're acting like a mom. it wasn't presidential for the moment all she had to do is come out and call him the crowd down. and it shows they're not prepared i'm terrified if she actually get selected. >> greg: you should be. and once again we must ask the question what has she been up to

for four years when she's getting worse? >> i resent the fact expected to answer the question in a way that makes sense. i have to make sure all my words go together and everything. apparently she can just say whatever and they will paste something else in there. arguably the job she wants is more influential than the one that i have. it's remarkable. it really is. and then know what has to do with all of this. and there were changes all the time was all over the place. it was truly remarkable to watch and don't know whether weren't more follow-up questions. >> greg: how did cbs think nobody would notice they

released a segment and they took it out? >> was hard to hear her listen the first time that they assumed they could sneak up by. >> thank you for the question. we have a consensus of the messes we are trying to get out of. at that message is the consensus that is... well if anything. if you take all the stereotypes about it one thing we do have is a rhythm. and we don't forget. [ bleeps ] photographic memory and the beat of a drum. she can you remember her own. [ bleeps ] when they asked her about the gun. she was like, yeah, i got a glock. and they were at their she was

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historian five words. >> greg: time and targets trump's brain function. on sunday "the new york times" and say trump seems confused and

forgetful, incoherent and disconnected from reality because he rambles and repeats himself and talks about sharks and his beautiful body. where was "the new york times" when biden did those things. >> that's a good question. the failing "new york times". we doing with the crisis in the carolinas and "the new york times" the same one that denied communism of castro the same "new york times" that stalin applauded after he murdered genocide millions of ukrainians and the same "new york times" and and there's nothing about "the new york times" can be trusted throughout the history and they are showing it now

instead of and it with f ema not having money because they spent on illegal migrants. where they talk about a fake story and he's obviously self-deprecating making fun of himself and they think a joke is sign of dementia. >> to be fair didn't "the new york times" get rid of their comic book funny section so there's no sense of humor anymore there. is doing well but president trump. trust me if you have to watch for it. he would have the red tie a half tank shirt and saying these not the greatest washboards you've ever seen in your life. he can make fun of himself. and at your point on the biggest upset there is a major hurricane

about to wipe out florida with tennessee everyone going through hard times and that's your front page. >> we know trump is a storyteller and he does ramble half of it he's joking around. >> some of it was accurately he talks at a fourth grade level and it's like so-and-so talks eighth-grade and he probably does what they they messes that's what people like about him. people like listening to him talk any speaks in simple terms are like this and that. the funniest part of the article to me. and that something is done for a while is it associated with age. some people who have known him for years say it is a departure from the past and guess who they

quoted on that. anthony scary muti. >> greg: worse than anonymous. >> so long time donald trump associate. long time? was there not a record how long he worked for him? >> 7 minutes. >> is he disconnected from reality is you are to your marriage? >> not going that far and the wrong name of the city joe went all those different cities and it's bad journalism's. he's made some a mistakes he wears a diaper now. a bit biden remember what he drank for lunch. like a different things. look at tim about misspeaking he said he was friends with the school shooter. we didn't run with it and go he's friends with school

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showed up brian stelter had this prediction. >> she's on the view tomorrow. they have some shirt questions for her as well. >> greg: shirt questions indeed. hills -- pillsbury ditto boy. roland. >> welcome back to the next president of the united states. >> for those mispronouncing it once you also know how to say it. >> like candidates are short for interviews. >> when was question when, if you become president . >> people are really about new leadership fixing problem's. [ cheers and applause ]

>> we have martha vice president will me come back. >> last time she got hot for a fake black person she was dating ted danson. >> i am tyrus and i approve that joke. >> greg: a racist might say but then this happened. >> would you do sunning differently than president biden during the past couple of years? >> there isn't a thing that comes to mind and i've been a part of most of the decisions and somebody just cut an ad for trump. or a. tyrus care to comment on the production from stelter? >> to be fair when he says sharpies talking about she is. those questions stunk to high heaven. the amazing sonny holston had it

to read that lazy question from a piece of paper. like you could be that prepared say would you do anything different the last couple years. that was she had to to stop look and red and the answer there. it. >> it fit in terms of decisions deciding to decide on decisions. i could run for president like that. >> greg: even when it's easy she won't even put the effort. again it's an inappropriate casualness. why don't you just step it up a little bit? >> i was so shocked she answered it that way that there's nothing she would do differently and in case there's questions for her to say by the way i was involved in all of it. but you're running as opposition that would've been so easy to

just say there's so much i could change and they can't wait. it's not like they will ask you what would you do write? not like you will be pressed on specifics in the interview the way she was looking at her it was very hallmark a christmas channel. and brian stelter okay i can think of one way to defend to absurd that was he doesn't watch the view that's the explanation. they probably figure shirt questions because you wouldn't want to watch either view got tata segments out of there every day. >> this pays for my boat. that i do not have yet but i'm looking at boats, jamie, you live in one don't you? it's more like a canoe there tied to a post in the east river musket kind of rocky there right

did you watch this and how did you feel? >> i can get the settlement till vision because i have a smart tv so i can get this on my television. if i could ask a favor request could you stop making us watch the view? feeling time i watch the view is when we talk about it. a cantlay she's 82 years old. she said more work done then dubai. not getting on we were watching that i thought you guys edited it weird to make it cringe review like as i you made it like that. that's just awful actually walked out and i was on an airplane right so i walked out of that. just so cringe were vn you make

a great point kat. why would you narrow yourself into this she an opportunity to actually say something had an opportunity in a warm atmosphere and she took a time to do absolutely nothing. >> will what say you? >> honestly i don't have anything to say. first of all that question is a question you get asked at a job interview for mcdonald's. you have to be ready for that. you have to be ready for that. but from the few clips i law watched i don't watch the view as i'm allergic to it but it seemed like she was auditioning. that might be her next job actually. [ cheers and applause ] >> they do have a weight requirement social -- she will need to put on some pounds. you got to be close to the big

two. coming up is it mean to keep predators from halloween? [ cheers and applause ]

>> should we be concerned? >> greg: tonight, should sex offenders have the right to not put up warning signs on halloween night. a federal judge in missouri estate wrote the states

requirement for sex offenders to post no candy warning signs on halloween is unconstitutional violation of their first amendment rights. they still do have to stay indoors and turn outside the lights should be be concerned. of ac they should still have to stay indoors and turn off lights to me that's the most important part but really interested in what kind of moral high ground a six offender placed himself on what because he really does of candy in the house and he didn't want to be forced to lie about that is that what he's arguing. he's like listen molesting kids is one thing but lying i will not do. not about something as serious as whether or not i have candy home. like whatever i mean thankfully

kids aren't going to go trying to break into a home that doesn't have its lights on the thing is take the win. i want to sign that says no candy. leave me alone you brats. dressing in costumes. you don't fool me your not a goblin nothing kisses you off more than a 4-year-old that's taller than you. >> greg: tell me about it. >> of feel bad for the guy you run out of candy last year and put a sign that said no candy in front of his house. knows neighbors are looking at them crazy. if there is over a holiday the six offender would get us excited about this as it. gonna to get up and do that.

i think they should stay with the lights off in all the doors looked human it's not halloween. >> i wonder if they're talking there like a have you registered yet? remember me had to worry about razor blades and then it stopped because they were too expensive. >> i thought that was an urban legend. nobody ever came up with a razor blade in their apple. >> was always somebody's cousin like my cousin had one. >> who is eating the apple anyways and all of this? >> wouldn't the sign that says maniac lives here be better? >> that's what i was thinking. they are should be a sign but it shouldn't have anything to do if

candy it should be like a pedophile lives here. outside of halloween you might want to steer clear as well. >> it could be a big roost just to make sure everybody else in the neighborhood does give away candy. if your lights aren't on the going to be like pedophile. >> better give away candy. >> i don't participate in halloween like that. i throw a ball outside of some candy if the kid steel adult that's it you better not wring my doorbell -- doorbell. >> i don't like it either. >> tyrus? >> a guesstimate pedophile costume was a good idea. but the put the sex offender sign in your front yard and they have to give you an opportunity to say no candy.

i'm fine with that. i don't know in my house i have a pedophile sign of my front yard i was with set out for kids and wait for them at the door. the stuff these judges pass judgement on is ridiculous. it's something we don't need to do. i'm not concerned with his feelings. he wasn't concerned with his victims feelings. so now there is a sign says no candy here. that's probably the nicest thing. to me i would be upset about that if the sex offender in my neighborhood said there is no candy here. just like a computer in the red done. when you known the front yard. especially under this administration way too many passes and opportunities to play the victim role and be judged by society and when you made the choice to touch a anything at that you've given that right a

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>> announcer: five more words. >> the best mill rock stars, this a stupid story but i like the topic so [bleep] them. some critic ranks the seven best male rock stars in this order. freddie mercury, robert plant, mick jagger, paul mccartney steve perry, bruce springsteen and steven tyler. were you as shocked about know

fred durst? >> very upsetting. and i thought paul mccartney should have been number 1. i'm just kidding, i don't care. i think i am impressed by all rock stars. all comedians as you know kind of want to be rock stars, that's a true thing. i wasn't even a front man in my marriage. i was like the guy with a tambourine. very much. paul mccartney's old, he got to find out if that person was still alive when he was 64, "'s 24 years ago. member that song? >> do member that song. >> still a bad joke. >> there was no jimi hendrix, chuck berry or prince, is this racist? >> this is definitely racist. you know why i'm blacker than kamala harris? i cannot put names to any of those faces up there.

[applause] >> i would lose. [laughter] >> one of the benefits of having a white mama, i know that's paul, i know that's bruce because that's all the music she played when she cleaned the house. >> yes, housecleaning music! >> did that ever sink in? do you hear fleetwood mac and go >> no i hear it and i just instinct of legal outside. because you are not allowed to be in a house when your mom cleans, you have to get out. doesn't matter the color of the mom, get out, i'm cleaning. so when that music it was like let's go. worst case, there's nothing worse than listening to bruce springsteen while vacuuming the floor. you want to go outside and play. but if prince ain't on their, it's b.s. anyway. but i think this is all people they had crushes on. >> yes, freddie mercury was a real lady-killer, ha? [applause] do you know any of these people?

>> i'm a huge beatles fan, yes. i missed work to see paul mccartney. i'm surprised that we said in the greenroom that you would remove everyone on this list and replace them with the members of maroon 5. [laughter] >> i'm a huge adam levine fan. >> but not as much as you are a fan of coldplay. >> oh, yes! chris martin, what a talent! >> you always say that. >> i always say what a talent. can you even be a rock star anymore? judging by the rock star persona of the 70s, you don't have -- you are not grabbing groupies. >> yes, you can for like 3-10 years before there is an expose and then you must go in hiding for the rest of your life. >> they were the last people to get hit by me to. they got away with so much. >> i think the whole did he thing will even it out so... [laughter] >> do you believe all that?

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