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that's. i know. i know, i know, i know, i know i'd adore me to, if i were you. happy monday everybody. so in a viral clip, a mcdonald's worker actually mistook bill clinton for joe biden. at first, bill was disappointed until he realized this means he might be able to bang doctor jill. yeah, too old for him. according to three new polls, kamala harris's campaign is falling rapidly behind donald trump. yeah. also falling rapidly. joe biden. but the harris team is so depressed by these numbers that earlier today, doug emhoff could barely

have sex with a nanny. true. things look so bad, kamala has already sent her resume to her old employer. tim walz went on a bird hunt this weekend, although he had a little trouble loading his shotgun. he defended himself, saying it's a different than the one he used when he shot bin laden. all right. how do i do this? oh, and today was columbus day, which here in new york is now known as indigenous peoples day, or as italians call it. oh, i got your indigenous holiday right here. that was my italian. yeah, yeah. all right, i got to calm down now. the men of chippendales have finally voted to unionize. they want a

health care plan. a 401 k and the rest of their tuxedo. and finally, according to a new survey, many adults believe that sex is over way too fast. and for some adults, sex has never happened at all. oh, what a what a what a what a heartwarming way to end our opening things. the our very own virgin, joe mackey. all right, so last week, fans of kamala harris dropped this ad men for kamala. and you might want to pop a midol before you take a look. i'm man enough to enjoy a barrel proof bourbon. neat. mad enough to cook my steak? rare. mad enough to deadlift 500 and braid the out of my daughter's hair. you think i'm afraid to rebuild a carburetor? i eat carburetors for breakfast. i ain't afraid of bears. that's what bear hugs are for. i'll tell you another

thing. i sure as am not afraid of women. they want to control their bodies. i say go for it. they want to use ivf to start a family. i'm not afraid of families. i'm man enough to tell you that i cry at love, actually. good will hunting, west side story, that and predator. and i'm sick of so-called men domineering, belittling, and controlling women. just so they can feel more powerful. that's not how my mama raised me. i hope there were tampons in the men's room at that audition that was as manly as dylan mulvaney shaving rachel levine's legs. now, the ad wasn't authorized by any candidate, but it could have been paid for by trump because it was about as authentic as tim walz's war record. although so-called voters were paid actors and not typical actors either, as far as i know, none are successfully waiting tables for their film credits are rarer than fruit and brian stelter's lunch. but some of those men were so effeminate they asked to be paid $0.80 on the dollar. a sexist would say,

ha ha ha ha! not funny. the message was that even real men can vote for kamala. which raises the question if these men are out there, then why make this commercial? i mean, would they need kamala supporters to assure them it's okay? it's like kamala is your mom and she's giving you a note to give to your teacher saying it's okay for billy to go on a field trip. let's just hope coach waltz isn't on the bus. do you recall any ads telling someone it was okay to vote for trump, or to vote for anyone else for that matter? recall any ads from the 80s saying that real men are allowed to vote for reagan? he didn't need it. he locked down votes for real men, real women, even real chimps. it's sad that you got to prove these men are actually out there. kamala's campaign is like bud light trying to win back the alpha males who used to drink it. only this time, instead of beer, it's the democrat party. but the fact that you had to hire actors to

pretend they're blue collar types who vote for harris means there aren't any real ones. nope. dems know that real men see through this. after all, look at her husband and her vp. they make siegfried and roy look like ali and frazier. it's getting sad at this point. listen to actress jennifer garner trying to assure male kamala supporters that they're still men. i mean, i'm looking at these beautiful faces, these women and these strong men. god, is there anything sexier than a man who is like men for kamala, who ha ha. those men are just cheering because they want free tampax. that video made your scrotum shrink than a urologist with cold hands. the only way kamala voters are hot is if they're running a fever. and frankly, you'd have to be delirious to vote for her. and

then there's obama. sensing trouble admonishing black men for not voting for her, blaming it on sexism. we have not yet seen the same kinds of energy and turnout in all quarters of our neighborhoods and communities, as we saw when i was running. i also want to say that that seems to be more pronounced with the brothers. when you have a choice that is this clear? part of it makes me think when i'm speaking to men directly now, part of it makes me think that, well, you just aren't feeling the idea of having a woman as president. there you go. you're sexist. i'm surprised you didn't nag them for not knowing which was their shrimp fork. but obama, shouldn't you be back on martha's vineyard? you know, where the black population is? roughly 3%. if he wanted to twist some arms, he should have sent michelle. but meanwhile,

as dems launched commercials for castratos, what was elon musk launching new line of robots. a sleek self-driving bus and then a rocket, which he caught on the way down. thank you. it's kind of amazing. i mean, think about it. think about the physics. i mean, that's like lifting joy behar into the stratosphere and then landing her on an aircraft carrier. except lighter. but here's a guy who doesn't need to be told it's okay to do anything. in fact, they tell him the opposite. and yet, look what he gets done. the man literally has a spaceship, and it works. the people come back alive. how many people in history could say that? so if you're looking

at men, which side appeals to you more? a bunch of broke actors or a billionaire genius inventor. now, when i watched that harris ad, i wasn't embarrassed about being a man because i'm not them. and when i see musk, i'm not proud of being a man because i didn't do what he did. he did it, and that's it. it's about individuals, not the group. it's the point that the dems always miss, which is why they need actors to play what they think are men. because they don't know what men are unless they're a group that they can herd like sheep and they embarrass themselves doing it like tim waltz trying to hunt. yeah, that's my theory. and it never fits quite right. never fits quite right, just not quite right. how do you give it back? governor, what kind of gun is it? this is a beretta a400. i brought i bought it when i was shooting a lot of traps because it has kind of their patented thing of kick off. so when you get old, it doesn't. it doesn't hurt your shoulder as much. oh, shut up. you know, he doesn't know what

he's doing when he's talking through it. but it's nothing like those weapons of war he claimed he carried into battle, which were actually gelato spoons, while he was stationed in italy. i mean, that was that was worse than liz warren trying to drink a beer or as her people call it, fire water. but i never know. i never know. but they're always trying to be everything that they're not, which is regular people. and what's worse, they don't like regular people. so if you're a man, don't let an actor or a martha's vineyard elitist tell you how to vote. hell, you don't even need me to tell you that you can make up your own decisions. it's how we get honest elections and spaceships that work. let's welcome tonight's guest. as a devout catholic, his favorite exercise is cross training. fox news

contributor tom shillue. she's got an identical twin sister, so it's twice as hard to resist her. host of the morgan ortega show on sirius xm. he's quite the romeo because women he dates commit suicide. comedian joe mckee. and the bun in her oven is the first thing she's ever cooked. new york times best selling author and fox news contributor kat timpf. tom, you're a man. a lot of people would dispute that, but not me. i've seen you up close. you're an actual man. that's right. you hunt, you fish, you yodel. that's right. that's how i bring in the game. but you're also an actor. yes. what did you make of that cringeworthy ad? what? i don't understand what? the casting. because they had. they had the fat guy. they had the, you know, the

weightlifting guy. then they had the guy on the ranch with the horse, but it was all young guys. and then one ancient old man with a long beard. yes, he looked like grandpa smurf. i was like, what are they going for there? and he was. he was the one who made the point about abortion. like, okay, gramps, what are you doing in the garage? exactly. why do you care, gramps? i know you do. with your body is your own bod. yeah. thank you. i hope you got that on tape. but they had the guys. they went over there. the movies that they cry at. the guy was like. and i'm man enough to cry at movies like love actually, west side story, and good will hunting. it's all chick flicks. yes. no. my theory is this was the only time they had gay men in an ad where they didn't proclaim they were gay. generally they would. they would put forth their identity lgbtq plus. but in

this case, it's like in this case, don't say it because we need to get the straight dudes. yeah. you know, that's my. speaking of straight dudes. morgan. yes. not you. i was just going to. it just appears that a unicorn has thrown up on you. i love that's that's a compliment. because i love unicorns. this is very nashville. oh, is it now? yeah. oh, this is just a, you know, a monday night out in nashville. that's right. yeah. all right. no applause. don't waste my time with that applause. harris campaign campaigns seem kind of desperate for dudes. yeah, i was watching this, and i thought, i wonder if they got their mani pedis before or after the shoot. but i like how the fat guy, like, got sassy as it went on. like he was trying to be tough. and then he really, i thought he was going to put his hand on his hip and tell me what he was doing, so i don't know. i mean, like this this ad comes from the same people who don't know what a

woman is. so, like, clearly they don't know what a dude is either. yeah, it's such a good point. i know what a woman is. and it's you, kamala. i mean, you, morgan. wow. what is going on? i think i've been thrown for a loop since i found out you have an identical twin sister. i've been on your show for, like, a decade, and i just. i just for some reason, i didn't remember it until i was told this. now, maybe i am losing my mind, joe. i'm losing my mind because you're here. thank you. greg, you're an expert on all things masculine. i'd argue if i could. what did you make of the ad? what did you make of the. what's his name? waltz with the gun. greg. real men don't need ads to tell them how to vote. did macgyver need an ad to tell him how to vote? did he know? did patsy know? like this ad isn't for the alpha males. this is for the beta males. greg. that would actually be impressed by

the thought of a 52 year old jennifer garner, telling them they were hot. if jennifer garner tried to tell me who to vote for, i'm like, are you method acting? jennifer? because that is hilarious. i'll tell you what though, elon musk always impresses the heck out of me. that's a man you know, because he breaks every rule. he doesn't ask permission. he breaks every stereotype. he's an african-american. that's white. true. yeah, he's a dork. that has sex with models. yes. and he has 12 kids and he's not poor. you. he knows he's got to put more musks out there because look what he can do. and he's like going, you know, we got to we've got to throw them out. you know you got to have more of them. kat you were practically threw up during the waltz segment. yeah. you know how to use a gun. say watching tim walz with that shotgun was

rough. yeah, i guess the only thing he can get loaded is himself before he gets behind the wheel. yeah. got him. it's the political ads in general. they're just so they are really cringe. i mean, that was a really cringe watch too. just like voting for kamala is not just for chicks, but just so you know, ladies, you can have as many abortions as you want. i'm cool with it. it's like, why are you what? yes, but it is markedly so different from when hillary ran. think about that. i mean, when hillary ran, the whole thing was hillary is a girl. that was the whole entire thing, right? i'm with her. everything was like, the future's female women, the girl. so i think this is the closest that the democratic party will ever come to admitting that they up by doing that. yeah, this is the rebound. this is the rebound. they went too far and they're going, oh my god, the guy. this

is like the they're suffering the male hangover. it's a hangover from 2016. it took eight years but finally reached him. all right i like i also love the fact like how waltz was talking. you know when you when something's not working and you talk through it. yeah. i just needed the keel work soon enough. did you not? yeah. the worst part is not just that he couldn't load it. did he not think that that was part of it, that he might have to do that? yes, because he could have either learned or just not done. done that. yeah. joe did you. yeah. he was saying it was hard to. it's usually hard to load these. i'm like, no, it isn't at all. it's a shotgun. all right. up next you cover for biden but says it's trump who's hiding. if you have heart failure, vasica can help you keep living life with the ones you love. ask your doctor about vasica today. vasica can cause serious side effects, including ketoacidosis that may be fatal, dehydration, urinary tract or genital yeast infections, and

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america? all right. maybe xena, queen of xanax, has a point too weak and unstable to lead. the guy was shot in the head, and he got back up. come. kamala should know what? kamala should know. what? too weak and unstable looks like by now. joe biden ring any bells? fortunately, joe has already forgotten who she is or who he is, so kamala is demanding trump's medical records. meanwhile, joe is demanding help getting all those knives out of his back. morgan, is this pretty ballsy or does she have brain damage? yes. it's just so it's like, funny. as somebody who worked for trump,

the number one request i got from people is, can you please tell him not to tweet this or not to say this? it's like there's no stopping this guy from being in the public light. he's like selling out coachella. more than a lot of major bands would. he's he's coming to new york. he's all over the country. he's doing every interview, every podcast. jd vance is on, like every single sunday show. she's yet to do a press conference. oh, and she covered up for basically an infirmed president for four years. so, you know, i don't know. she has no leg to stand on. she has no legs, joe. i'm not sure about that. she has legs to stand on, but that's about it. greg. she gives less press conferences than punxsutawney phil. she's the one that's hiding. look, kamala is clearly trying to goad trump into another debate. she's very transparent about that. and that's the only time she's transparent, because you can see right through her. so, kat, do you think she's just

goading him into a debate? politics is so funny because, like, how could you do that? you know, how could you go out there and be like, he's old and you know, he's hiding when your dude that you. he ran the entire last campaign from a basement. yeah. i don't understand how you can say that with a straight face. i really don't understand how you can say that with a straight face, but i think most people know that, right? but the only reason most people might not realize that there's only one reason is because nobody thinks about joe biden at all anymore. yes, he's already forgotten he's still the president. you guys, just fyi. yeah, like right now he is the he is the president of the united states. yes. it's very easy to forget that. yeah. he's like the cheap motel in the rear view mirror that's just getting smaller and smaller and she's just assuming you've forgotten it. where is he now? talk about hiding like he's still the president. yeah. no, it's, you know, no one thinks of it. i still do joe biden videos every day. greg just won't air them. well, you

should put on some clothes. that's the point. i think you've taken working at home a little too far, but it's also, you can only pull off that thing. what she did, tom, is if you safely assume the media is not going to call you on it, we're probably the only people that are calling her on this hypocrisy. i doubt msnbc and msnbc. cnn is probably laughing at at her. you know. yeah. and i don't know what the i don't know what the plan is like. obviously she didn't think of that. her staff said, oh, now let's go after him and say he's hiding when he's out every day. the guy doesn't stop doing rallies. he exhausts me. yeah. i mean, i don't know how he has the energy to do it. and so it doesn't seem like a very good line of attack. i think the thing about the medical records is the funniest thing, because we've been through all that. he should definitely have his doctor come out. ronny jackson has a lot of energy and he should just come out and make everything, like you said, with the, you know, the assassination attempt. that should be the medical report.

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description of venezuelan gang members in aurora, colorado. roll it. flo. trump said the city had been invaded and conquered by venezuelan gangs. the republican mayor of the city said flatly, the city and state have not been taken over or invaded or occupied. the incidents were limited to a handful of apartment complexes, apartment complexes, a handful of problems only. martha, do you hear yourself? only a handful of apartment complexes in america were taken over by venezuelan gangs, and donald trump is the problem and not kamala harris open border. americans are so fed up with what's going on and they have every right to be. and i really find this exchange, martha, sort of interesting because you seem to be more focused with nitpicking everything that donald trump has said, rather than acknowledging that apartment complexes in the united states of america are

being taken over by violent gangs. see this? well, yeah. i can't hear you. but you can applaud. this is how it always works. first, the media will say that stories of venezuelan gangs taking over apartments are not real. do you remember that they said that? then they say it's real. but, you know it's not that bad. it's to a limited degree, of course. what's next? is that inevitable next step where they say it's happening and, you know, it's a good thing. venezuelan are great neighbors. they keep their murdering to the daytime hours. so the gunfire doesn't keep you up. but really, martha doesn't care how many apartments are affected by gangs. there's no bad number because it's not where she lives. maybe martha raddatz should change her name to martha's vineyard. period. yea.

joe, can you hear yourself? might be one of the best ways to reframe any debate. and i wish i had learned that sooner because i would have destroyed you many times. it's devastating. greg. it's like when someone asks me, what's wrong with you? now we're not talking about what we were talking about. we're talking. i'm thinking about what's wrong with me. yes, look, it's not a surprise, though. this is a new symptom of tds. you have to be okay with a number of apartment buildings being taken over by gangs. that's just what it is. it's no surprise to anybody. martha raddatz cried when trump was elected in 2016. she said she wasn't crying, but i've made a number of women cry. greg, i know what it looks like. i mean, every, every time i do the theme from titanic at karaoke just. martha raddatz is everywhere. but i'll say this. what if the situation were reversed? greg, what if martha raddatz was trump's vp pick and j.d. vance was asking the questions? i bet she'd be like, well, they're just taking over

the apartment buildings that americans don't want to live in. yeah, it's still better than pence. cat. it's like no one can win an argument when you say it's not that bad because you've conceded the central the main point already, you're saying, yes, it's happening, but it's not that bad. jd vance is remarkably good at arguing. he's so he's very good at arguing because, okay. because trump obviously obviously trump does exaggerate, right? but rather than even address that, he was like, oh, so just some of this is fine. then he completely flipped it around and i immediately started thinking of how i could use it in my own life. yes, the jd vance method of arguing, i feel like it could. it could completely transform. like at home. yeah, if you're like, you don't care about me at all. and they're always like, you know what? i don't care about you. that's ridiculous. normally you just

fold, right? yeah. i could use the jd vance method and do something like. oh, so it's fine that i feel as though you don't care about me. is that not good? yeah. or it's like. so how how do you not care about me a little bit. yeah. so like. but i'm. or i'm still not hearing that you care about me. yes. now you think i'm ridiculous. like, there's. i'm just going to sit there and study this until i get it perfect. yes. so, tom, it seems to me that whenever, like, it was like when, when those stats came out about rapes and murderers, rapists and murderers in the united states illegally, there were like 10,000, 12,000. immediately the media went to this position of that's crazy. and then they went to fact check it and it was like, it's a lower number. and it's like, oh, so what number is okay then? yeah, they were like, that doesn't count. some of them were raped and then murdered. that's just one. that's just one person. yeah.

yeah. but that's what they do. the thing is it's not about arguing. she got caught in you know, in the laser focus of jd vance. but most people for them it doesn't matter. and you know you knew that he was honest when he said it because his voice cracked. like he didn't plan that ahead of time. yeah. he was like, do you hear yourself? you know, he couldn't believe what he was hearing. but it doesn't matter. the points of this, what happens is the new york times writes a story, and then everyone, when you see this story reported on, they say donald trump has claimed that aurora was taken over by migrants, which is false. and then they highlight the story and that's it. they don't say. the thing about it was only a couple of buildings. they just say, which is false, and it makes you click on the story and then you have to read the whole dumb story. she just gave us how, you know, dumb it was. but they've been doing this about everything they've been saying, like, oh, the border is not wide open. it's just open like that much. and they're coming through that, that little place and they're

not just coming through the border. we're actually flying them in from haiti. so some of them are on airplanes. it's like, yeah, that's worse. yeah. you know, the point you're making is, is it's a constant thing. like cnn does where they morgan where they will fact checked, they will fact check the exaggeration. but it's directionally true. the story is true. but instead of a thousand people dead, it's 800 people dead. and there'll be see, we're right. and it's like, well, you didn't it's it. it's still true. it's still true. but they fact checked, they'll fact check the limits. that's the external stuff, but not the meat. right. because the real crime in all of this is not the venezuelan gangs were taking over some apartment buildings in colorado. the crime is that you were upset about it. yes. right. and how dare you be upset about it? and then the other thing that we see in the media is that they say, well, trump's just trying to denigrate anyone coming to this country. it's like, that's not it. it's about illegal

immigration where you have rapists and murderers coming in where we have lost operational control of our southern border to mexican cartels, were undermining mexico, and we're giving billions to cartels. so it's not about people coming to this country. everybody welcomes legal immigrants. but, you know, i mean, just go figure. we'd rather not have venezuelan gangs and rapists and murderers. call me crazy. yeah. and the point you're making. there we go. whenever trump talks about the gang members rapists and murderers coming over, it will be redefined as he's talking about all migrants. exactly. and it's. and sometimes, like i'll get i'll go like, i know i got to read this and find out what he said. and i go, why did i waste my time? it's exactly that. greg. greg, i just thought of something. what saying do you hear yourself is not going to work if the person you're arguing with is deaf. i'm so glad i went to him.

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model. that sounds like a horrifying life. your job is your looks. yeah. yeah. those famously never change over tim, but people don't think about that at that age. don't think about time. oh, really? yes. i mean, i guess, but then you'd have to. every every time you look in the mirror, you'd be like, is that a line i see? or like this or that? like, i mean, it's i like it when people say that i'm not that attractive. i'm like, thank you so much. because that means i'm doing something else. yes. that i have something else going for me. i love it when i'm like, i'm not that physically attractive and i'm getting fat now too. so i can't imagine how that would feel if i was a model. i would be horrified. i'd be like, oh, i have stretch marks or i'm getting fat. it's like, guess what? that's not going to affect my employment. they are setting themselves up for a lifetime of misery. if they willingly want to go into a career where you get worse over time or things fade that are beyond your control and you're just desperately trying to cling to it. good luck.

yeah. just a note to producers cats gaining weight. let's see. i know you got to do something. i noticed it, but i didn't want. i'm sure everyone does. i've gained a lot of weight because i'm keeping a human alive inside of me. yes. and also, she's pregnant. she has a baby and an internal demon living inside her. tom, you know what's funny? and maybe this is a i. this is my hypothesis that if you asked a guy like who's a pediatric neurosurgeon and say, hey, would you rather play center field for the mets? he'd go, yes. yes. it'd be because it's like there is something about glamorous jobs that we wish we could do. absolutely. and i think this didn't surprise me at all. it's like what? you know, what would you have as an ideal job? would you rather go to the beach or go skiing with a gopro on your head? or do you want to work in a building

where everything is covered with blood and staph infections? yeah, the really bad staph infections. yeah, the bad ones. okay. the beach? i would say so, yeah. i think young people, they all want these dumb influencer jobs. and being a model, people always wanted to be models. but it was unattainable. you had to like, go through all the things and then get a like modeling agent. now they just become a model because they go on instagram and they take their picture and then they become an influencer. so no, it doesn't surprise me at all. i don't know why anybody would want to become a doctor. it's a total nightmare. would you want to work in a hospital? i wouldn't. i can't even believe anyone is a doctor. they go to school for like ten years and then they get out. they have $300,000 of debt. then they have to be like a bad doctor for ten years before they become a good doctor. right. and even that, the best thing, i mean, and these doctors, they're no good at their jobs. have you ever been to a hospital? everybody's sick. yes. everybody's sick. they're not doing their job. the only ones who are not sick. the doctors? yes. yes, exactly. you know, it seems to me,

morgan, this is a phase most young people go through. i can be a model. only a lucky few like me actually achieve that goal. and then, of course, i walked away. i walked away from a promising and profitable modeling career to help americ. i didn't really have a questio. that's fine. i can ad lib. you were a model, right? yeah. no, no, never i wasn't i should have been. i, my twin sister and i always talk about this because we tried to do these smart jobs, like be in the military. and my twin was in the cia. and then we look at the kardashians and they're billionaires. yeah. i'm like, these were the smart ones. not us. yeah, except they did it. she did a sex tape to kick it off. and, morgan, i don't think you and your twin sisters should engage in that sort of behavior. unless. well, never mind. good for you. you. you serve our country, and that's good enough for me, joe. as a

comedian, you you experienced the glamor and prestige of that job i do. greg. i'm also a members only model. as you, as you know. yes. the thing is here, i think we need some better scientists. because the way they carried out this study seems questionable to me, because they based it on the number of hashtags for each thing. and of course, models is going to have more hashtags than doctors on a venue. that's about photographs. i mean, i want to see pictures on instagram. who would you rather see a picture of doctor fauci or fabio? i've been to your office. greg, it's fabio. yes. you never get enough pictures of fabio. call me fabio. hey, will greg call you at a good time when you are free? he's older now. you know fabio. he was the guy with the beard in that video that we saw. yeah,

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he was normal. if you go back and you look at his debate against trump when he was running against him, 2020, he was normal, joe. he was like, give me a break, man. like he could talk. and then when you look at this debate, he was like, oh, something's broken. but it's like, well, you're you're a singer. what's the best advice you got? throat coat, drink your throat coat, do your vocal exercises. that's what these guys, they don't do it. when you get old, your vocal cords dry out and you have to take care of them. throat hydrate. people throat coat, tea. it's great, i love it. i bring throat coat on the road. greg. oh, wow. all right, there you go. i'll slip you a bag. our new sponsor. don't go away. we'll be right back. patients who have sensitive teeth but also want whiter teeth. they have to make a choice one versus the other. new sensodyne clinical white. it provides two shades whiter teeth. as well as providing 24 over seven sensitivity protection patients are going to love to see sensodyne on the shelf. have you noticed how many celebrities have lost weight? if you've struggled to lose weight and are not sure

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