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>> greg: i know. i know. it's never enough visit. happy tuesday everybody. nancy pelosi admitted she hasn't spoken to biden since forcing them out the race. to be fair, she can't find the ouija board. harrison might do the joe rogan podcast. they are demanding chardonnay deck pinot grigio murrell xanax, valium. normally the podcast lasts up to three hours. out three hours that gives me enough time to bang eight nannies said one man. paris is accused of plagiarism
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for one of her books, experts say she didn't rate it because it's called rid on crime. chapter 4. do some money issues though clinton produced broadway musical will end its run in january. also ending its run in january, joe biden. the title sucks was named after the men dragged just see this. the human nose can detect fragrance changes in a
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millimeter the second,. and to chaya and knees pandas are coming to the smithsonian zoos and because it's across cultural exchange we sent them to hippos. something called the california coastal commission rejected space acts request to launch more rockets from the brandenburg space force phase which is about 150 miles north of l.a. they're worried about environment till impact in june want to wake up the homeless in their tents before noon would you? are ? there's also other sonic booms
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they allow like letting aaron small well eat being burritos from taco bell and they prove they are less worried about spacex and environment impact here's one chairwoman's gentle heart. and aggressively adjust it himself into the presidential race. and redoing a someone is ejected himself in the presidential race who is in helping the democrats. that would be honest and jeff bezos owns "the washington post". and as zuckerberg helped swing an election for joe in 2020. they aren't mad at that musk is a political billionaire they are mad that he's not there political billionaire.
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listen to commissioner... i will take it. a listen to commissioner mike wilson here. >> this company is owned by the richest person in the world direct control over what could be the most extensive global communication system on the planet. and me about political retribution on a national stage and it was very glib stay next to a candidate working to normalize that language. and every speech sounds like harris is barfing up the word of the daig calendar.
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and elon musk is attacking fema while claiming his desire to help hurricane victims with starlike access. >> greg: what hopping did he lose a leg? this adorable creep is mocking elon musk for helping disaster victims. what the. [ bleeps ] has she done? nothing, she's a bureaucrat while she shuffling papers musk delivered better internet access to north carolina and then public libraries have the homeless men like jamie lissa. now did any of these bureaucrats care about protecting wildlife? they wouldn't know the difference between a brown bear and bret baier. the only difference is only one of them. [ bleeps ] in the woods. the only thing they really
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protecting his themselves. they are angry at musk for not throwing intellect and wealth behind a harris and are abusing their power to punish them. they're suing them for violating first amendment rights with the rocket launches like saturday's record breaker. [ cheers ] >> greg: that was a first nobody in the history the world has ever done that. i once caught something shaped like a rocket and did the emergency room have a challenger moving that. wasn't even july fourth. effect is harris beat nasa with far left -- wireless employees in cash and did so well trying to cure disease and protect
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press freedom and create an army of obedient robots least i hope they are obedient. when i say eliminate do see you don't want that. they think they can get musk to shut up when he saved the world and they can't because that drives him crazy. he embraces the call for adventure which is the complete opposite of a bureaucrat. a bureaucrat exists purely to seek comfort building a padded world around it without achieving a. [ bleeps ] thing. once a bureaucrat is born it's only goal is to better its nest before it dies. musk is the enemy of comfort which is weird for a billionaire effect it makes being a billionaire the least interesting thing about him. he realizes being comfortable with life makes you administer everybody else because when you have no challenges you use that time to infringe on others i could bureaucrat.
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do bureaucrats ever learn from failure? no they avoid failure by avoiding everything and when they see some a chase is a challenge they resented. they gave up on their dreams felt so they expect you to do the same. for musk it's about failure more than success as it leads to wisdom. compare that to those who despise it it's over political beliefs and it's far deeper. they don't have faith in themselves but they hate those that do. they can be inspired by him but it's easier to envy him and become an obstacle for the achievement of others. you don't have to agree with his opinions you have the right to talk back to him or anybody else. but when you try to stifle scientific progress because you hate a candidate you aren't the good guys. maybe it should be you we are launching into space. california might look pretty good from up there.
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>> greg: let's welcome tonight's guest. his children admired the menendez brothers, actor, writer and comedian jamie lissa. this molly is your ecstasy. molly hemingway editor and chief at the federalist. she will soon have an hair to go with her clip on here. kat timpf! and he applies his deodorant with the steamroller. "new york times" best selling author and comedian and former and debbie way world heavyweight champion tyrus. jamie i admire you because you can look at elon musk who is clearly a successful masculine role model and not be envious as somebody who is the opposite of that. >> it's true i did feel envy when i saw that rocket and i was like man i have never come back
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home to welcoming arms. my past relationship when they brought the rocket home there is earlier rocket in place. they're putting bureaucracy over progress. he talked but if the earth becomes uninhabitable maybe we can live on mars. it's a big deal and the other reason they don't want to have those launches is because of sonic booms in the wildlife. i think it's a good trade-off if you're going to save mankind in the trade-off is that what the bleep leap was that great. >> it's mostly desert in california so let's be honest. they don't have ears. >> it will be fine. billy thing that worries me is if we go to mars you want to know how long it takes to get to mars? it takes seven months the flight to mars is seven months. could you imagine if you got on the flight to mars and you are sitting next to a crying baby you go to the flight attendant
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like i don't know if i can handle this and no worries they will grow out of it by the time we get there. >> greg: excellent point. basically they are saying if musk was a harris supporter they would've made a different decision do they get away with that? seems problematic. >> it's what they are seen this many federal agents so the line of how awful it is you want is to living sterling to western north carolina he got a government award to do that they rescinded it your bite and asked every federal agency to go after him and they'll have department of justice seven district of new york. the fishing and wildlife commission all because of his politics and it's horrible because we have this once in a lifetime level genius doing these great things in her bureaucracy wants to destroy. >> if they took some way like henry ford he had some crazy politics as naming that can either imagine if they they stifled his progress and said,
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hey, we don't care about the model t. >> jonas a bed two weeks we don't want him. >> that's a better example. don't have her on the show anymore unfortunately. so, pretty interesting stuff you think it's fair they can rescind these rocket launches because he happens to be pro-trump? >> let people resent elon for a lot of reasons pretty clearly a lot of it is just as the politics but even before the as mentioned there is a resentment towards him because i think watching his life makes people feel they've been sold a lie in a lot of ways this is the richest man in the world and if you think of what you would consume both an elementary school imagining the richest man in the world and compare that to what you see when you look at elon musk. what is he doing? he is offering a billion dollars
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to wikipedia to change its name. he's on podcasts smoking leads. and people he just does what he wants. he doesn't worry about the kind of buttoned up stuff and says stuff. he has to dude and eec out at the bar talking and acting like that. when you see some of the more successful any that can make people resentful when you see a person more successful than you doing the exact things you were told you could not do and that makes the resentment worse. and when he's controlling his life somehow and it's a simulation for him. if he wants to do that and it's shameful and it's acting on
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those dreams and it could've been a rock star or a doctor or it could made that. [ bleeps ] joke. >> greg: iris? >> hold on i'm tweeting elon right now seeing if he can offer you what is it a billion dollars that change the name of the show? >> i would take that. >> i know you would. >> of somebody offered me a lot of money to change my name that's a no-brainer. >> i would. >> think about how the google search has changed and follows you. >> he doesn't make very many mistakes. even working with their louisiana has nasa in florida. just let california fall off into the ocean. it's a buddy who grew up there. and they're getting out of this
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thing and sometimes there's this crunchy green stuff called grass and if we heard a boom we'd say cool never but he would look to see if they can see the space shuttle except that one time. and and it's only ansi after stopping the only reason stopping signs of it researches you don't like him then take your billion-dollar ball because as a florida louisiana and texas. just yell ye hot. so there's a million places that would be happy to have his business and technology and opportunities and just move it. >> greg: up next she's a box wine switch sipper staring at
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>> it's coming your way it's video of the day. [ cheers and applause ] when i took off my glasses, stop clapping. with three weeks to go in the race harris gets lost in space. drew she should stay out of the bar before talking about stars. in a recent interview she answered a question about crime with an astronomical analogy and
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you look at the stars in the sky don't look at them as just random things but as points and the constellation and what it shows you. she has a rate. learned that inferred greed. stars can appear to be random but together they form a picture. blows your mind i looked up at the sky last night and i took a picture of a real interesting constellation. [ cheers and applause ] molly you are in nest ups astute political observer. i can't figure out if she's not trying because she knows she's gonna lose or is not trying because she knows she's going to win no matter what.
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that's a worrisome question is this harris having a drink are high. this seemed more like the latter. i don't know if we've had anybody run for office at this level with this level of intelligence and it keeps coming out. and what's great about that is how low energy and relaxed she was she's was just like i was talking to someone. again you about or tell you who it was and it was about these stars they seem random it's like
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connecting the dots. you can i must connect the dots and make a bigger picture. and i want to make sure if this could be her trying and for while she just didn't talk to anybody. and i thought maybe this was her best shot and i think people don't ask a follow-up follow-up questions they don't know if it's an issue. >> it would be hilarious if she did this tomorrow night with brett buyer -- bret baier. he would ask her probably what do you mean by that.
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that's a question what you mean by that. it's not that hard. if he ever take a high school journalism course and i think the problem is and barely she's toying with the idea of doing his resume and give me a close-up. do not do joe rogan. don't move always going to do is follow up. always going to do is stare and they will do the same thing. by the only one who gets physically tormented when she speaks. everybody has a relative like
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her in their family and we are trying to act we don't hear that. [ bleeps ] every thanksgiving the uncle you know doesn't have a. [ bleeps ] job or our relationship and sits at the table giving everybody electron how to live life and we are like just let him finish. just let him finish. she does a study she think she's a genius. she is unburdened by what has been his goal. it's not. this is who she is. she does the prep and what we know she did not do during the entire biden presidency is study. [ cheers and applause ] >> greg: new stuff is coming about her plagiarizing part of her book and news articles in the week at petey a page. what you make of this is she
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declining was that how she's always been. >> speaking of plagiarizing she had a ghost rate or rate. do you know joe biden is only guide to have an autobiography without a ghostwriter? zoom in right here. please do joe rogan it would be so fun to talk about on the show. as i got super high and they watched it again and it still didn't make sense. we always talk about the follow-up question of where they are. wrote a couple the interviewers could use i just want to read them off year. what and we still talking to me or what? could you say that again with
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the words in the correct order. would you say what you just said is more. [ bleeps ] or. [ bleeps ] >> greg: bret baier has to tomorrow just ask her in the realm of the transgender athlete realm of all that stuff of mine to pay for six changes ask her to define a woman. i want to see that. >> a what we will see he will take his glasses off and grab his face that will happen. he'll be like tyrus was right. i'm telling you. he's going to grab his face that's all i'm watching for turning volume often looking at it. grabbing his face he's going to grab his face. >> greg: coming up they place them on leave because ide i nut
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>> a historian five words. and forrester you bossed suspended for competence. this is an amazing story. a guy named mike shaw leads the oregon department for secondary and command putting that after ide i officer said he was looking beyond gentry and identity seeking only candidates most qualified in hiring for the job. we couldn't get a picture of the dei person so we had joe mackey draw her. commend his piece of art and staff members don't feel safe or comfortable on the job because they couldn't really of conversations around pronouns. what say you?
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you got fired for that. >> he is on leave which is worse than firing with the greatest things he did i was appalled and you wonder whale the. [ bleeps ] forests are gone and the fires are everywhere because somebody expressing feelings and turning on a hose. sink it in the up they try to use feelings to put out a fire see how that went. it makes sense. i hope somebody will realize and people lose aren't working us but aren't supposed to talk with
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stuff like that that should take you to the hr office where they explain you don't talk about your feelings and pronouns and what you do in the bedroom at work. it makes zero sense at all you should sue for this and you tell me i did my job right because i care about forrester protecting our trees and planning are trees and they want people you know how to plant and check trees let's assume from the imagination. i don't think russell be up the tree very fast as you can't talk about that. in the meantime you do at the talk as she is mad they aren't
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able to talk about it. it's a graft. after destroying the forestry department she got a job as ide i consultant somewhere else and it's she's oversensitive has too many feelings actually this person is a bully. you don't feel safe talking about this or that at your job the only reason someone is on leave because of you. you're the one having people not be able to work because of what they are saying not because what you're saying about pronouns by because of this guy expressing his opinion i don't like calling these people snowflakes or whatever. you just a bully. you are what you claim the fight against. and it has to pitch you off that this dei person screws it up and
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with identity you can barely afford your rent. >> absolutely true. and i got me neither. and it's more of a listener and and to unless you knew somebody really well and many ms. jimmy that's a he/ms to much information. that would be like me going my
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name is jamie i love the giant us. >> i had to make a payment for my doctor this morning and it's like are you believe right now? >> greg: who hasn't when they are on the phone though the honest, that gets me hot. could this be the reason we are having. it's a wrench you go into every kind of system. it could be why it took forever get the wildfires under control. >> used to would happen at college campuses then they would be faced with reality and what we have his plans falling out of the sky plea ones where it's not okay to have it be the dominant
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thing in the we have merit is cooking and restaurants. that's going well will be wants to eat food that taste groups and you never use the pronoun in front of the person you're with. with jamie i don't go, hey, if he how are you? so this person she's talking about the discussion of pronouns not do you said them. >> it is a delusional problem. pronouns are for people with no friends it's her nickname for themselves. how the heck should i know? nobody knows. who talks like that. if jimmy doesn't come around a could be like he him going to be like jamie why she listening to me? and he would like that.dn >> a sheriff became includeye
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>> we've got another clip frio it's a video of the day part two. when ismail didn't stack up this cop called for backup. sheriff craig owens criticized after he called for help to deal with a screwed up burger king order. his opponent in his reelection bid obtained at the body camera footage and released it showing deputies rushing to the scene to deal with the sheriff's wrong order. because again their boss was annoyed that burger king got his whopper wrong. makers need need the owner named nerve whoever. we ordered saying the food was
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wrong. asked to get the man's name right. that's all he needed. that only my day money-back i just need to know who it was so i can complain. it might be an assistant manager. >> greg: so what i'm gathering from that is he called a new cop to do this form is that what adjusted he's like okay call women you need to get this information for me it's like to pick up my lunch or something is this crazy? >> obviously. mean the rest of us of no other recourse if they get your order wrong they don't care if you order food and it's wrong they're just like sorry are you know what i hate? since covid-19 didn't really bring sauces anymore but if you
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order like chick-fil-a and order sauce and you don't get the sauces and they give you the 30 cents back you've ruined my experience and nobody wants to eat dry nuggets. summit lake oh, i the nuggets play don't have this thing the cost 30 cents the value of the chicken nugget and sauce experience is far beyond 30 cents. i get that is what the sauce itself costs i understand it and we're really sorry for the inconvenience. is not an inconvenience i wish i didn't order from your doll i don't want to eat fried chicken nobody would willingly eat fried chicken i would dip it in the saucer i wouldn't have chosen this as an experience. i'd rather you spit in my face and offer me 30 cents. >> greg: i think we just saw the emergence of pregnant to
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kat. >> this is a new phase that we just saw does anybody want dry chicken. nobody what's dry chicken. >> if anybody says yes, i will kick year. [ bleeps ] after the show. you should actually come back and apologize to me. >> apologize to kat. and so we didn't get this whatever. 's not like i have anything else to look forward to except for eating right now you better have the sauce. that was like my dopamine for the entire day i'm sorry. it did happen to me today. >> you deserve to have dopamine with your ranch and barbecue and sweet honey's sauce.
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>> greg: jamie don't you wish you could call for backup wheat. >> it would be great. is also the introduction of scared of kat jamie. >> greg: it is scary isn't it? >> no maker to mad she will take your seed. >> i did enjoy she just said move okay. i did enjoy a body camera footage that wasn't something violent her saying awful happen. was watching a show where is guys taking a leak or something i didn't mean to say that. >> greg: you know what you came up with the new show. unintentional funny body camera footage it was nice to have it be a break from. they do an twitter you don't even know it's coming you see someone dying it's awful and the only thing is i worked at arby's
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for a long time that would make a mistake sometimes was some by sam which they be like you made a mistake and i was like, yeah, made a series of mistakes working here i know that already. >> molly should the sheriff have a job after this? >> this is a really bad use of resources but i felt the seem to wonderful. i want to do this and i feel like so many times when you make an order different than what you ordered and if and try to get my husband to look at the order before he leaves the establishment. but cops would also work. tyrus, less wordy? >> egorov everything she says and sheriff at a rate to his dopamine that's all i have to say and up next nobody wants to go to hillary show.
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>> ♪ ♪ five more words. >> greg: the clintons won't go away. pregnant kat, hillary's broadway musical about the women suffer
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just movement just closing and generate does this shocker upset you? indicate that nobody ever forgets her sauce. she gets to do whatever she wants. of course why don't we put it on broadway? the rest of us can't do that. >> greg: i would love to see her do parkour. schema she gets to do whatever she wants but it seems just one month doesn't work out for her which is january. >> greg: she's living that life molly would have could have never happened. >> all these people leave office are democrats and they make so much money working with netflix deals and win people leave office. >> it must kill her the obama's
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got a billion dollars worth of netflix money right. hillary got a show on apple tv that lasted three weeks and everything she does fails jamie. you know what that feels like. >> i saw the musical wasn't a fan and between bill and hillary we know who wears the pantsuit in that relationship. honestly i feel like you know this about me greg. i didn't like the musical the voice demonstrated i'm a feminist every relationship i've aloud the woman to make more money than me. >> greg: good of you. she hasn't found the ratio if she finds the right show. like if she was the new face of murder she wrote i think it might work. >> greg: yeah, because she writes a lot of murder.
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>> because she would be herself. be mean. >> she should be a villain. >> she goes to a diner and sends back the soup she should be a character and curb your enthusiasm as a villain in the neighborhood. i would watch that. anyways nobody cares. just me and you now.(v we wiloyl be right back. like yos and retirement savings. [ cheers and applause
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>> greg: to all of our guests and studio audience, thank you. i'm greg gutfeld, i love you america. [cheering and applause] >> trace: good evening, trace gallagher, 11:00 p.m. on the east coast, 8:00 in los angeles and this is america's late news, "fox news @ night"

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