feeding frenzy. oh, come on, come on. you can't have any greg. so this is a big mac with chicken. it's a big mac chicken. big mac mc chicken. i don't know what it's called because i don't have a sheet, but who cares? it started in europe, and now it's here. it's basically instead of the patties, you have chicken patties. let's all taste it. that includes you, greg. be a team player. i can't eat before my next show. greg, what do you have on tonight? great show. kat timpf jeff di lee zeldin, tyrus. that's tonight. ted pierre. all right, and great job. brett. hey, thanks, greg. i really thought i did a good job. chicken. it's good. oh, you like it? okay. that's it for us. everyone have a great night.

yes, yes, i know, i know, i know, i know. it's hard to believe you're seeing this, isn't it? happy thursday everyone. so, did you see brett baer interview kamala harris last night? yeah. kamala did so bad, fema gave her $750 dollars. harris did so bad. jimmy carter woke up and demanded his vote back. kamala did so bad. tim walz would have shot himself, but he can't load a gun. harris did so bad. doug emhoff can't get any nannies to return his calls. by the way, we actually got video of kamala driving after it was over here she is. you know, it was

reported that kamala showed up for the interview almost 20 minutes late, but she came as soon as she finished happy hour. on the upside, it gave brett time to give his hair two more coats of shellac. shellac. you did a great job. when baer asked harris when she knew about biden's mental decline, she replied that joe biden is not on the ballot. yes, he's not on the ballot because of his mental decline. that's like when asked when did you first know you ran over a crossing guard and you answer, it doesn't matter. he's dead now. the view's sunny hostin said that harris went into the belly of the beast, leading viewers to momentarily think she was eaten by whoopi goldberg. moving on. according to a new

survey, 25% of gen zers have brought their parents to a job interview. who would do such a thing? and finally, your your. is that how you say it? who cares? he's dead. yahya sinwar, the mastermind of the october 7th massacre in israel, has been killed by the idf. our condolences go out to his loved ones. ha ha! in your face. sympathizers. okay, so the fbi just quietly changed its national crime statistics and it's not because hunter biden had a hot weekend. originally, the fbi said violent crime fell

in 2022 by 2.1%. but as john lott at real clear investigations found out, the fbi has now revised those numbers. apparently, the stats were more fudged than brian stelter's fingertips. he's fat. instead of violent crime going down by 2%, it actually went up by 4.5%. that's a bigger swing than the one joy behar installed over her bed. how else is she going to get up? now there's 4.5% increases on top of the already rising crime. but in an effort to gaslight us into thinking the tide was turning, they lied. there was more violent crime on top of the mayhem we already endured. the libs not only flunk math, but ethics as well. up is down, down is up. if libs ever started designing elevators, we're now. we got a lot of dems watching, and i want to make sure that they get it, because for months they've

told us violent crime has gone down since biden was elected. maybe they were confusing crime with his body temperature. but they told us that like the railing around joe's toilet, his policies were making things safer. abc's david muir actually stopped trump during last month's debate to correct him on the crime stats. crime here is up and through the roof. despite their fraudulent statements that they made. president trump, as you know, the fbi says overall violent crime is actually coming down in this country. but excuse me, the fbi defrauded. they were defrauding statements. they they didn't include the worst cities. they didn't include the cities with the worst crime. it was a fraud. just like there are a number of 818,000 jobs that they said they created. turned out to be a fraud. yeah. all right. you can applaud. why not? clapping is healthy. so why did muir do that? perhaps it was muir's first threesome,

and feeling left out, he was compelled to insert himself into the action. such a weird joke. but he took it on himself to debate the republican, which happens in every debate, and it would have been fine if maybe he was right. but he wasn't. but all the democrats telling his violent crime is down. they were wrong. it's a weird phenomenon. democrats claim crime is down, but every time there's a shooting in america, they call for more gun control. the dems could. they'd want you to believe. tren de aragua is a fancy brand of bottled water. it's a gang. fact is, democrats have always lived in a fantasy world when it comes to crime. when it comes to fooling themselves, they're as honest as doug emhoff telling a nanny. i'll only put it in a little. just look at this cnn panel. the other day, openly baffled that there's such a thing as the ferguson effect. after the

ferguson riot and after the floyd riot, policemen, in fear of their jobs, many times in political coverage, pulled back from their jobs, resulting in an increased level. listen, i got to stop you there because. hold on. you can look at the washington post. we got to stop you there because you're literally making a connection out of your own conjecture. you cannot. it's a real thing. look up. look up the ferguson effect. look up the floyd effect. it is a real term. you cannot, you cannot. it's a real term. i didn't make this up. invent a connection between two things. just because you want that connection to be there. i mean, literal, like a name. it's a real thing. you didn't make it up, right? oh, yeah. he invented that. no, the ferguson effect is a real thing. the george floyd effect is a real thing. cnn has covered this real thing before, which is proof that even their employees don't watch their crap. hell, get this. the ferguson effect denier, abby phillip, even

wrote about it when she was at the washington post. yet now she pretends she's never heard of it. why? the fact is, when you demonize police and punish them for doing their jobs, violent crime goes up faster than my blood pressure does when i have to share an elevator with judge jeanine. so crime went up, not down. but dems always get two different things. confused. it's the same problem they have with bathrooms. which one gets potpourri and which one gets penises. and as as, libs who live in a bubble are always astonished when somebody bursts it. no wonder trust in legacy media is lower than tim walz's sperm count. a recent gallup poll found that only 31% trust the media to be accurate, and even a fair amount, and 36% have no trust at all. so in the end, legacy media has no way to deal with facts. so they just shut it down like a public bathroom when they see jerry nadler approaching, they shut it down. oh, go, nadler, don't go. nadler. go! but they'll

shut you down. and they shout you down. they need to strenuously reject reality because their worldview can't survive contact with the truth. they're like kamala last night or kamala every night, and they need to be so smug about it because otherwise the shame would crush them. look, vote for whoever you want, but if it's based on a bunch of lies, it's not our fault for reminding you. in fact, you might say it's our job. maybe david muir should give it a tr. period. let's welcome tonight's guest. he lost the governor's race to a woman with a plastic face. former gop congressman lee zeldin. his act is byob. bring your own jokes. comedian jeff di. he bombed so often, he's on the no fly list. writer and comedian joe devito. and

she's so pregnant. all her dreams are about minivans. new york times best selling author and fox news contributor kat timpf. lee i think, you know, one of the reasons why you didn't win was they had to play down the crime, right? if people knew the real story about the crime in new york, and then all of a sudden hochul gets in and now she's like, freaking out about crime, doesn't it piss you off? it pisses me off. yeah, we're talking about real issues. and they were saying it's just perception. yeah, like the voters, the residents shouldn't believe what they know to be true. and we see this on so much. i mean, as far as cause and effect goes, they give you fake crime numbers. they lie about jobs, numbers. they lie about abortion and or ivf or project 2025. eventually people start realizing that you're

full of and they get frustrated and you lose credibility. politicians obviously do that the most, and that's what we were up against. we had a debate towards the end of the election and i was pointing out like, hey, we're almost halfway through this debate. you still haven't talked about locking up the bad guys. and she cuts me off by saying, you know, she doesn't understand why locking him up or fighting crime is so important to me. when people see 60 minutes cutting up an interview. so like they do a promo ad and kamala harris is giving one answer to a question and then you're actually watching the 60 minutes when it airs and she's giving a totally different answer to the same question that frustrates the heck out of people just want you to shoot straight and then mike johnson goes on one of these channels and they cut up his answer. you know, one to try to fix kamala harris is word salad to make her look smart. and then trying to cut up speaker johnson's to try to make him look dumb and i think credibility is shot inside of the media. and for people who

care about fighting crime, they're stuck with these politicians. right now in blue states like new york, who's saying, well, it's just a perception problem. you shouldn't believe your own eyes. yeah, we need batman more than ever. not the caped crusader. this guy that loans me bats. you have a batman? i have a batman. yeah, yeah, i use him, jeff. some say your act is a crime. i haven't even spoken on my act. it's a great act. what do you think? do you think this was like an honest mistake by the fbi? isn't it surprising, though, that they just. it just came out like, now it's. i don't know where, like, one of my least favorite sayings is the numbers don't lie. you can make numbers lie. yes. like, watch baseball. they'll be like, he's the best shortstop. and then in the fine print, it's like over six foot. who plays on wednesdays in the cold. so like, they can make numbers lie. and if it's cnn, they probably are like, well, you know, we only count crime if white guys do it. everything

else is justified, you know, and it's flustering the way to watch them clutch their pearls and go, can you believe he's going to speak bad about george floyd? that young man was a hero. yeah, he could have been a lawyer, you know, like like they make it sound like it wasn't a thing that happened. we're all supposed to play dumb and do this whole crap. like, i also think it's puzzling when they go. when they go, why do you care? yeah. why would you bring that? i don't know, a whole building full of venezuelans is taking over. like you might care if you lived there. yes. oh, now you care about cats. let the haitians eat them. it's like, what are we doing? these are real things. yeah. sorry i held your hand. i was in for a long time. the jury's still out on whether the cats are getting eaten. but for now, i believe it. yeah, well, one, did you look into it? you know? yeah. i don't know if that was a venezuelan who ate that cat, though. but either way, that cat's dead and it doesn't matter who ate it. right, joe? about cats. that cat's not

around. not coming back? nope. that pussy's gone. you know what, though? do you remember the fbi statistics were already wrong, as trump said, because they weren't actually tabulating large cities. yeah, so this is wrong, even though it was already wrong. yeah, it's pretty impressive how on cnn they can't wait to be incorrect. they have to interrupt you. yes. they can't wait. our only hope with these gangs now is that they're taking shooting lessons from tim walz. yes. the only hope. yeah. it's. well, i think the turning point as we saw kamala last night, you know, and she she proved that biden's not the only one capable of the bed. so it's but this desire to live in two contradictory worlds at the same time. reality does not accommodate that that she wants. they want to say she was a prosecutor and she's law and order, but she also wanted to defund the police. and now the democrats wonder why they're out having to chase after their core demographics like they they used to take for granted. it is a very bad sign for them that they're now out chasing after black men, like a bunch of drunken kardashians that.

yeah. don't shade the drunken kardashians. yeah, they shade themselves. they could shade all of us. a lot of room there. cat underneath the shade them, you know what i mean? i don't know what that means. it's very sexist, jeff. so, cat. kind of surprising. not surprising. do you remember the don lemon days when they used to laugh at us about being worried about crime and how we'd go out to dinner? they had a nice dinner. they had a nice dinner. yeah. although i think that clip probably. can they get back together? i know i they both got fired. so do you think that they've ever considered getting. i know this is not the topic, but i've thought a lot about this because one got fired first and then was like too good for the other. and now that they're both fired, do you think that ever he wants to call to apologize? or maybe has he like i really i bet they both talk to their cuomo lemon

would be a great show. yeah. cuomo lemon but it can't be news. they got to like, live together. yeah. in a van. yeah, sure. what are we talking about? so this i think this wasn't just a case of just like the media making things up or lying. it was the fbi was wrong, which it's like, if they can't find out the truth, like, that's that's what they're supposed to do. yes. you can literally force people to answer your questions if you work in the fbi. but i think that's why this is so dumb. when people hate each other and judge each other as human beings over politics, because that often happens when people think, well, how could how could you say that when this is, this happens all the time, the government is wrong and or lies to you all the time. true. and if you don't realize that by covid, i don't know what's going to help you realize that really can't trust it when people were writing off family members because of stuff that turned out to be just arbitrary and made up and that's why it's like, look at this and hopefully learn from it. like,

okay, maybe this person who has a different view of me isn't because they're a hateful, awful person, but maybe they just don't trust this institution that's lied to them so many times before. it could be a better framework to start to view things very, very astute. yeah. yes. along. i long for the days of efrem zimbalist jr as well as senior. he wasn't bad either. call me. oh wait, they're dead. all right. up next, jerry seinfeld exclaimed, lefties shouldn't be blamed if you have chronic kidney disease, you can reduce the risk of kidney failure with pozega because there are places you'd like to be. pozega can cause serious side effects, including ketoacidosis that may be fatal, dehydration, urinary tract or genital yeast infections, and low blood suga, a rare, life threatening bacterial infection in the skin of the perineum could occur. stop taking vasica and call your doctor right away if you have symptoms of this infection. an allergic reaction, or ketoacidosis.

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they change their mind on a whim, you gotta wonder who who got to him. nice. wow. jean. he

said comedy was under attack, but now he takes it all back. but it's not gold. jerry. gold, when your speech gets controlled. welcome to who got to him tonight. jerry seinfeld changes his anti-woke tune. for years, he railed against the chilling effect of political correctness on comedy, laying the blame squarely on the feet of the extreme left. not anymore. here's how he explained it on a recent podcast. here's two things i regret saying and i have to take back. okay. i said, i don't play colleges because the kids are too pc and you can't do comedy for them, right? not true. first of all, i never said it. but if you think i said it, it's not true. i play colleges all the time. the other thing i did an interview with the new yorker, and i said that the extreme left has suppressed the art of comedy. i did say that. yeah, that's not true. it's not true. no, no. so

i don't think the as i said, the extreme left has done anything to inhibit the art of comedy. right. i'm taking that back now. officially. i think he was blinking. help. yeah. so what made jerry go from master of his own domain to afraid to complain? it can't be financial pressures, since he's worth roughly 200 zillion dollars. and since when is it not his business to criticize where the culture is at? this is a guy who made $1 billion complaining about how his date ate peas. but if i had to guess, i'd say he got tired of getting nagged by his liberal friends. so this time the only shrinkage was off his balls. jeff, who got to him? the segment's called who got to him? and this has newman written all over it. has to be newman. i will say this though.

i'm a big fan of tom papa, which was what that podcast was on, and i'm a huge fan of jerry seinfeld, actually. yeah, what i think i don't want to put words in his mouth, but i think he was trying to be reasonable and just say, like, hey, i've got a lot of like, left friends. i have a lot of liberal friends. i work with a lot of liberal comedians. i shouldn't have framed it that way against the left. but he did keep repeating it's not the extreme left. yes, you should be against the extreme left. yeah, they're the extreme left. you know, like i am a i am a i'm a conservative republican, but i'm against the extreme. right. yeah. like i'm very against the extreme right. they go too far. they're i don't know extreme. yeah. that's right. so he's i don't know why he wants to push himself away from the extreme left. he also retook something back later in the podcast where he talked against toxic masculinity. and he's like no. but we do need masculinity. we just don't need it to be toxic. and that was a really reasonable way to frame it. yeah, i think the left is fine. the extreme left is the problem. and i think that's

what he maybe meant. i hope he sees this and goes, all right, this young man gets me. that's what i. joe, who got to him i don't know. it makes you wonder, like how much money do you need to have for it to be fu money. yeah. and not worry about it. i mean, he can he can set fire to a porsche every weekend just for the hell of it if he wants to. yeah, he has just two left. it's very, very strange. and you know, do i think comedy should have no one telling you what to do and all that? and i say, absolutely. but at the same time, if you show me enough money, i will say whatever you want. i am a i'm your little. for the right. you can you can leave the money on the nightstand if you want. yes. i have no principles when it comes to that, but i think to say that the left has lost comedy. i mean, look, look what's happening here and compare it to how painfully unfunny a lot of these other shows are. and i think part of the problem is they're so obsessed with trump that they haven't realized that you cannot exaggerate him because

he's already done it. yes. you can't exaggerate him. he's already 1,000% trump. think about it. when he got shot, people said, oh, is he going to show up with a band-aid on his ear? he walked in with one 800 mattress on his shoulder. yeah. so they don't get it. so these other conversations that to me it's funny, is funny. and if you don't like it, don't go. i miss when he was crabby, cranky jerry telling people funny is what mattered because funny is what matters to comedy. cat, who got to him? i don't know if anybody. maybe he's like reading the comments. yeah, that could be it could be because i don't read the comments. those are always the worst takes. but sometimes, i mean, again, i thought at first when i saw this, what he was going to say is that there's people on both sides who are offended by jokes, which there are, of course, there definitely are a lot of the people who will call other people woke will get really upset at me if i say or yes, like, really like you're gonna be somebody's mother and like, watch me still do it. you know,

the man who ran out of my show in milwaukee screaming that i was morally reprehensible was a conservative. but what he's talking about here, you can't you have to acknowledge that what he was talking about, these extreme, the people who are saying you can't entire subjects are off limits. you can't make jokes about anything. and these are the offended person's always, right. yes. that does ruin comedy. yeah. because someone's always going to be offended by any joke. yes. everybody's got different sensibilities about different things. you can say anything and find someone who'll be offended by it. so if you're i think the view that people discuss when we talk about this is the offended person's always right. that does destroy comedy. because if there is, nobody could ever make a joke again. exactly, exactly who got to him. lee. so there's a possibility. small chance that it's mr. bookman found that jerry still owed for an overdue library book. but more likely, the soup nazi. yes. you know, he loves the mulligatawny soup. jerry and

his friends. and even if you want the free bread or your george costanza or your elaine, and you like your al pacino scent of a woman accents. at the end of the day, you realize that in order to get your mulligatawny soup, you better not piss off the soup nazi. so that's where i'm putting my money. you know, you brought up elaine. that's where it came from, i bet. yeah. real life. elaine. yeah. good chance. yeah, yeah, because i'm telling you, elaine, it's like guys realize they can't say what they want, what they really feel, or else they'll get on by the women around them. so i blame all the women. yes. all . i'm kidding. that's good. keep talking. keep talking. up next, a pro-hamas clown ripped the wrong flags down. can the riva support your brain health? mary? janet! hey,

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