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the hottest comedians in the country, i would you cancel went from unlikely to winning by a landslide after public reaction which was all good for is podcast appearance. fact is, that's it for us tonight tune in tomorrow mor morning, four hours of fun. a lot of trump amongst her guests. radio show nine tuning monday through friday and michael's, new book in the abraham accords, we'll talk about that but my favorite time of the night fox news saturday night with jimmy failla, i stay in studio and watch alone. that's where going. ♪ is. >> i'm jimmy failla and this is fox news saturday night. hop in.
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♪ >> hello, new york city. i'm in an awkward spot because we were supposed of the leader of hamas on the panel and i paged him a few days ago but never heard back. [laughter] >> the jews in the audience but alas, is another bombing making headlines. can i just say kamala's decision to bail me annual carried if it was not only insulting to the church but a huge slap in the face. turning now to decide, a world-class carol with person is, tik tok start to stimulate lanes to the right for some reason keeps getting pms from ten walz. so excited.
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[applause] she is the elections correspondent at the federalist so she can never be awake check for kamala because she doesn't have a weenie. [laughter] [applause] let's be honest, he looks like the market their high school. [laughter] i love the idea of you being a work but the way you drink the tv show would be called .21 jump street. [laughter] the whole of the story but nice to see you. >> give me time. >> for the campaign trail, president trump another big event, pennsylvania today and boy oh boy did he play into kamala. watch. >> we can't stand you, you are a [bleep] vice president. [cheering] the worst vice president, kamala, you are fired.
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get the hell out of here. you are fired! [cheering] >> that's the thing about doing live tv, you can't curse on the air or they will make you president of the united states. [laughter] america's favorite tackling, the "by bret baier, historic because it's not everyday special report post special. [laughter] differently than joe biden. >> nothing comes to mind that you would do differently? >> let me be very there, my presidency will not be a continuation with joe biden's presidency and like every new president that comes in to office, i will bring my life experiences, my professional experiences and fresh and new ideas, i represent a new generation of leadership. i, for example, i'm someone who
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has not spent the majority of my career in washington d.c. >> she's telling the truth, she's not spent the majority of her career in washington, she spent it at a bar. [laughter] but while bret was calling out for policy, jim calling out shady nomination. >> the democrats have been telling us trump's reelection is a threat to democracy. in fact, they were so concerned of this threat, they staged a coup. [laughter] the democratically elected incumbent, kamala harris. >> people were shocked kamala harris that her, she's made a career out of sharing hot pocket. [laughter] >> kamala will go down in history as the semantic be of politics. the media told her she was also but nobody who watched believe it and that joke was a little misleading because nobody did watch some of the be. [laughter] i'm not worried about insulting a fan because they are not
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watching this on a saturday night, they are driving alone in their car. [laughter] who was kamala hoping to win over showing up to bret baier unprepared and not showing up to al smith? >> she wants to offend every catholic in america which is great and what she will do doing the italian accent, forget about it. [laughter] >> for the wind. >> hockey mask. [laughter] >> what about defenders bret baier sit down and ambush interview? it was scheduled three days in advance like saying you've got and ambush pizza delivery 30 minutes after calling it an. >> and ambush for instances what will you and chuck schumer did to joe biden.
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i don't even think he still realizes is not running for president. [laughter] >> that's how it went on, how did you like it? sign this. [laughter] but this is real, i think it was really damaging and not from that it wasn't funny because we used to watch things that were funny, stephen colbert has had show forever but she outsourced the comedy. which is in that emblematic of what her presidency would look like? >> kamala harris is allergic to hard work, she does not want to work hard. the only way to get her to work is to leave a trail of margaritas into the oval office canceling cancel and gretel. she's allergic to doing anything. [applause] >> i think she will have a box of wine in the oval office. >> have plenty if it's a great garden. [laughter] >> his own comedic performances. >> because mayor adams told me
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earlier i needed to make this one very quick especially the city's reserve this room for illegal aliens coming in from texas. i don't think kamala has given up yet. she's in michigan receiving communion from gretchen whitmer. [laughter] i used to think democrats were crazy for saying middle there. but then i met ten walz. [laughter] >> everybody loves a shot at tampons. the only thing that makes it different hard to say he is literally hitler because i don't know if hitler would give such good seats. [laughter] >> is like the guy next, i don't
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care if it's a catholic dinner. >> our biggest start playing. not a good sign. if you do so well that he just opens himself up to probably for welfare? >> can't fly over estate without and students are just waiting a couple more days. >> ryan stelter admitted trump was. is he just saying that because donald trump is volunteering at mcdonald's tomorrow? >> donald trump is an authentic. >> so many subscribers and i'm
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telling you why. >> the campaign trail today and down in georgia with usher in hopes of losing support with the black community. the plan of sending barack ob obama, is working anymore? he calls them to publish the way of rich white the project does. >> his neighborhood and he's like adidas, what is the problem? >> opportunity for black men and
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that's not insulting and force to clarify the next day the black opportunity agenda was for all americans and federal law forbids doing things based on race. less than 24 hours after his him about. and indian giver. [laughter] you to identify as a woman of color. [laughter] is there anything funnier that the democrats had a monopoly on the black vote for 60 years and they are forced to admit they have no deliverables? >> realizing identity politics not enough to draw them across the finish line, it's barack obama, joe biden saying you're not black if you don't vote for him, they are trying to say i will revoke your placard as i see fit must the most demeaning insulting think a party can do. >> especially when they say revoke the black carpet they don't have a government id card. [laughter]
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>> kamala said a lot of people in rural areas don't have access to machines. >> xerox machines. parchment paper? >> somebody chipping and by the xerox machine for alabama. getting a fax machine. [laughter] >> the democrats didn't do nothing for the black community about the canceled aunt jemima. [laughter] >> the democrats every four years take advantage of the black vote and leave them with nothing so it's no surprise they leave the democrats in droves. >> there is nothing. >> i disagree, when barack obama said listen, pastor to be don't vote in going back to martha's vineyard and the population of black people increased by 50%, i think it has a lot to the black community like pittsburgh,
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chicago, detroit, and going back to the widest place on earth. >> they use symbols of achievement to sell oppression. people don't want to demonize the wealth, they aspire to it. you don't say you can't do it, you say you can. his job is to get out there every four years like you can't. [laughter] will never get anywhere. >> creek me nothing. >> go to the garage and see the running. worst motivational speaker. the obama's were the only family on the campaign trail this week, bill clinton hit the road but don't expect him to last too long said the entrance. [laughter] football terms, thinking of the
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border which is not what you would expect from a president. >> the case in georgia not long ago. young women killed. if they are properly vetted, it doesn't happen. >> who watched, was like man, biden looks terrible. [laughter] it is bill clinton and he's saying the tragic death of lakin could have been avoided and this is the slavic surrogacy they g get. another time, this admission close to the election might cost of the female vote but you think they will be forgiven because he is. >> of endorsement of donald trump during the election and female voters take a step back.
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it's not the safest thing to do. >> my old time is getting quicker and quicker. the cattail is exercising. [laughter] we need bill clinton to tell us the work thinkable, was in that confirmed? [laughter] >> i love bill clinton's on the campaign trail and ever since epstein, camilla put in charge of the border never attacked the worst crisis in american history and calamity. >> how about it. >> and sat writing there. >> they allow more cubans in the country. >> i also think clinton? kamala out of the race so hilary can get in. would you blame them? it's like i'm going to love this woman and put my woman back in
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so he can be the first man in the white house in the interim program. expect nothing from these people, do what it takes. >> family congratulations are in order, the rock 'n' roll hall of fame tonight along with ozzy osbourne who proved possible to eat that and not get blamed for starting covid. [laughter] list include mary j/is the legendary rock band border although it was awkward because joe biden and foreigners were in cleveland and sent stimulus checks and trump claims they were eating local house pets. america is in need of a here also tonight will go to, come to find out who was a bidet. >> who is the dmd voting for? trump carol? >> no the team at breonna's boyfriend -- [applause] ♪
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a girl. liberators trying to figure out barack obama and joe biden's green tree ~ at kennedy's funeral this week and you got to back because it's hard enough to know when he's talking out loud. [laughter] her only president is made sign language interpreters drug but take a look at this video, check out. ♪ ♪ >> some people if you are watching this according to the new york post, liberator thinks joe told obama she's not as strong as me and reference to the campaign. [laughter] >> i do believe it is that is my question, or obama and biden
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talking trash and church for did his liberator get into the wind? >> i know the exact conversation they had. >> there's biden saying you think i'm going to win? biden says kamala harris is running and biden says the conflict. >> obama says yes, just keep hiding in the basement will hear about this and biden says margaret thatcher called me and she said the first woman president. [laughter] >> a lip reader, i thought it. >> is like congratulations. [laughter] and joe, you already one. [laughter] now you can leave the white house. >> what you think he was saying? >> probably ice cream. [laughter] like calm down, buddy. with got to finish. >> biden went over and he's like
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the ice cream melted. [laughter] >> i don't, i know. [laughter] >> would you care to candor and guess? >> i think joe is like you and lucy shanked me and let a coup against me and worse than i was, you should have just kept make an. [laughter] >> what i think probably happen, he looked at barack obama and was like i haven't seen kennedy, what is she going to be here? [laughter] >> and clinton, the creepiest moment when clinton felt she used to flirt with me, can you not be creepy even at a funeral? >> he said that the eulogy just crazy. >> but he's have to be the previous guy in the room stephen of a eulogy. and he looks back. >> i looked better than the. >> he's going to vote for her when he said much you like every other democrat.
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[laughter] >> i look at this and it's clear because he can tell economical decision that one of them wanted to have and i believe the one of them was biden. >> he's looking at them like don't you want to hear what i have to say? all right. >> obama was pissed he didn't sit between him and biden. i believe the interpretation of what happened was probably the most accurate but do you buy -- policies is she hasn't spoken the biden. how much to the probably root for trump? revolving joking. >> i think biden tries to undermine kamala harris. holding his first press briefing and 1300 days, i think biden would feel vindicated, lost a little bit. >> will 100%. >> obama talks about the tickets twice and does it again.
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>> he wants to be the guy the beach in delaware saying i'm the only guy will repeat trump and fall asleep on the beach in delaware and wake up saying i'm the only guy who ever be trump. he wants that to be his legacy. a nasty guy and they shipped him out of the race and ripped his neck open and he was out of the race and he wants revenge. so does the governor of pennsylvania because he's like 2028 is coming, i'm writing. >> and baroque obama. [laughter] >> when pennsylvania. >> obama and like seven like you are a jewish guy from pennsylvania, what you doing? >> and hermela is barack -- the biggest problem they have the pantsuits and $60000 will.
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>> depending on where she's speaking, hillary is the back hilary. hot sauce? [laughter] >> you won't believe this. [laughter] >> i just went to, calm, find out superheroes to vote for. i one of the heated exchange with convoy. >> don't ever do this again. [laughter] >> i'll show you the rest when we come back. [laughter]
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any cable news host can analyze who people are voting for. find out who they support on other planets so we went to, can't last like to find out, sci-fi movies, comic books and everything in between to say it's version territory. [laughter] all right, take a look. ♪ >> , con is back in town. the city that never sleeps.
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i hit the scene to find who the superheroes are voting for. let's go. for you voting for? >> trump. >> truth, justice and the american way. >> who is jason voting for? >> trump she supports the dead so that makes her a biden cash. >> double kamala right here and you are wearing some of her outfits which is nice. >> chris christie get we found. go back, america. in the house. how many migrants try to eat you? >> i am waiting. >> you know they would pick up the black dude
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