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>> greg: i know i know. i know. hard to believe you are seeing this isn't it? happy thursday everyone. did you see bret baier interview kamala harris last night? she did so bad female gave her $750. harris did so bad jimmy carter woke up and demanded his boat back. she did so bad, it tim walz would have shot himself but he can float a gun. harris did so bad it, doug m half can't get any nannies to return his calls. we've got video of her driving after it was over. here she is.

it's reported that she showed up for the interview almost 20 minutes late. she came as soon as she finished happy hour. on the upside it gave -- gave brett some more time to give... when he asked harris when she knew about biden's mental decline, she replied that joe biden is not on the ballot. yes he's not on the ballot because of his mental decline. that's like when asked when did you first know you ran over a crossing guard and you answer it doesn't matter, he's dead now. they said that harris went into the belly of the beast. leading viewers to momentarily think she was eaten by whoopi goldberg. moving on.

according to a new survey, 25% of generation z have brought their parents to a job interview. who would do such a thing? finally, yaya sin warwick, the mastermind of the october seventh massacre has been killed by the idf. [cheering and applause] >> our condolences go out to his loved ones. [applause] >> greg: in-your-face sympathizers. the fbi just quietly changed its national crime statistics and it's not because hunter biden had a hot weekend.

originally the fbi said violent crime fell in 2022 by 2.1%. as they found out, the fbi has no revised those numbers. apparently the stats were more fudged then brian stelter's fingertips. he's fat. instead of violent crime going down by 2% it went up by 4.5%. that's a bigger swing then the one they installed over her bed. how else is she going to get up? now this 4.5% increase is on top of the already rising crime. but in an effort to gaslight us into thinking the tide was turning they lied to. there was more violent crime on top of the mayhem we already endured. the libs not only flown to math but ethics as well. up is down, down is up. if they ever started designing elevators we are [bleep]. now we got a lot of democrats watching and i want to make sure

they get it. for months they told us violent crime has gone down since biden was elected. may be they were confusing crime with his body temperature. but they told us that like the railing around jo's toilet, his policies were making things safer. abcs david mirror actually stopped trump during last month's debate to correct him on the crime stats. >> it crime here is up and through the roof despite their fraudulent statements that they made. >> at the fbi says overall violent crime is actually coming down in this country. >> they were different auditing statements. they didn't include the worst cities. they didn't include the cities with the worst crime. it was a fraud just like their number of 818,000 jobs that they said they created turned out to be a fraud. >> greg: you can applaud. why not? clapping is healthy. why did he do that?

perhaps it was his first threesome and feeling left out he was compelled to insert himself into the action. such a weird joke. he took it on himself to debate the republican which happens in every debate. it would've been fine if maybe he was right but he wasn't. but all the democrats telling us violent crime is down, they were wrong. it's a weird phenomenon. they claim crime is down but every time there's a shooting in america they call for more gun control. they want you to believe trendy a walk is a fancy brand of bottled water. it's a gang. fact is democrats have always lived in a fantasy world when it comes to crime. when it comes to fooling themselves they are as honest as doug m half telling in any will only put it in a little. just look at this penalty of a day, openly baffled that there is such a thing as the ferguson

effect. >> after the riot, policeman in fear of their jobs many times and political coverage pulled back from their jobs resulting in an increase. [simultaneous talking] >> you are making a connection out of your own conjecture. >> look up the ferguson effect and the florida fact. it's a real term. i didn't make this up. >> you cannot just invent a connection between two things just because you want that connection to be there. >> it's a real thing. >> greg: he invented that. no the ferguson effect is a real thing. the georgia florida fact is a real thing. cnn has covered this real thing before which is proof that even their employees don't watch their. [applause] >> greg: get this. the ferguson effect a denier

abby philip even wrote about it. when she was at "the washington post". now she pretends she's never heard of it, why? when you demonize police and punish them for doing their jobs, violent crime goes up faster than my blood pressure does win i have to share an elevator with judge jeanine. so crime went up not down. they always get to go different things confused. it's the same problem they have with bathrooms. which one gets popery and which one gets... as always libs who live in a bubble are always astonished win somebody bursts it. no wonder trust and legacy media is lower than tim walz's burn count? our recent poll found that 31% trust the media to be accurate ... 36% have no trusted all. legacy media has no way to deal with facts or they shut it down like a public bathroom when they see jerry nadler approaching. they shut it down.

go nadler. don't go nadler. they shut you down and they shout you down. they need to strenuously reject reality because their worldview can't survive contact with the truth. they are like kamala last night or her every night. they need to be so smug about it because otherwise the shame would crush them. vote for whoever you want it if it's based on a bunch of lies, it's not our fault for reminding you. you might say its our job, maybe they should give it a try. [applause] >> greg: wild -- let's welcome tonight's guests. he lost a governor's race to a woman with a plastic base. former congressperson... his act is bringing white -- byob jay, bring uronen jokes. he bombs it so often on the no-fly list, joe devito.

and she's so pregnant all her dreams are about minivans. "new york times" best-selling author and fox news contributor kat timpf. lee i think one of the reasons why you didn't win was they had to play down the crime rate? if people knew the real story about the crime in new york and then all of a sudden they get in and now she's freaking out about crime. doesn't it make you mad at? >> we are talking about real issues and they are saying its perception. the voters cut the residents shouldn't believe what they know to be true. we see this on so much. they give you fake crime numbers. they lie about jobs numbers. they lie about abortion or ivf or project 125. eventually people start

realizing that you are full of [bleep]. they get frustrated and you lose credibility and politicians do that the most. that's what we were up against. we had a debate toward the end of the election and i was pointing out we're almost halfway through this debate and you still haven't talked about locking up the bad guys. she cuts me off by saying she doesn't understand why locking them up or fighting crime is so important to me. when people see 60 minutes cutting up an interview so they do a promo ad and kamala harris is giving one answer to a question. and then you are watching the 6s giving a totally different answer to the same question. that frustrates people who just want you to shoot straight. then micah johnson goes on one of these channels and they cut up his answer. wanting to try to fix harris' words to make her look smart. and then trying to cut up speaker johnson's to try to make him look dumb. i think credibility is shot and

for people who care about fighting crime, they are stuck with these politicians right now. blue states like new york they say its just a perception problem you shouldn't believe your own eyes. >> we need batman more than ever. not the caped crusader, this guy that loans me bats. >> you have a batman? >> i have a batman. jeff some say your act as a crime. >> i haven't even spoken it's a great act. >> do you think this was an honest mistake by the fbi? isn't it surprising it came out now? >> one of my least favourite sayings is the numbers don't lie. you can make numbers lie. watch baseball and they will say he's the best shortstop and then in the fine print it says over s and the cold. they can make numbers lie and if it's cnn they are probably like we only count crime if white

guys do it. anything else is justified. it's frustrating to watch them clutch their pearls and go can you believe he's going to speak bad about george floyd? that young man was a hero. he could have been a lawyer. they make it sound like it wasn't a thing that happened. we're all supposed to play dumb and do this. i think it's... when nego why do you care. i don't know, a whole building full of venezuelans has taken over. you might care if you live there. no you care about cats, let the haitians eat them. what are we doing? these are real things. >> the jury's out on weather the cats are getting in but for now i believe it. >> greg: either way that cat is dead and it doesn't matter who ate it.

that cat is not around. >> not coming back. do you remember the fbi statistics were already wrong because they were into tabular large cities? this is wrong even though it was already wrong. >> it's impressive how they can't wait to be incorrect they have to interrupt you. hour only hope is that they are taking shooting lessons from tim walz. the only hope. i the turning point is we saw kamala last night and she proved that biden is not the only one capable of [bleep] the bed. but this desire to live in two contradictory where the -- worlds at the same time, reality does not accommodate that. they want to say she was a prosecutor but she also wants to defund the police. now the democrats wonder why they are out having to chase after their core demographics. it is a very bad sign for them that they are now out chasing after black men like a bunch of

drunken kardashians. [applause] >> greg: don't shade the drunken kardashians. they shade themselves. they could shade all of us. a lot of room there. i don't know what that means, it's very sexist jeff. so cat, kind of surprising or not surprising. you remember the days when they used to laugh at us about being worried about crime and going out to dinner. >> they had a nice dinner. although i think can they get back together? i think both got fired so do you think they've ever considered hashmak i know this is not the topic but i thought a lot about this. one got fired first and then was too good for the other. now they are both fired do you think he wants to call to apologize or maybe he has. i bet they both talk.

>> it would be a great show. but it can't be news they have to live together in a van. >> sure. >> what are we talking about? >> this wasn't just a case of the media making things up, it was the fbi was wrong which is like if they can find out the truth that's what they are supposed to do. you can force people to answer your questions if you work in the fbi. i think that's why this is so dumb and people hate each other and judge each other as human beings over politics. that often happens with how can you say that. is happens all the time. the government is wrong or lies to you all the time. if you don't realize that i don't know what's going to help you realize that really. when people were writing all family members because of stuff that turned out to be arbitrary and made up. that's why it's like look at

this and hopefully learn from it. okay maybe this person was a different view of me, maybe they don't trust this institution that lied to them so many times before. could be a better framework to start to view things. >> greg: very astute. along for the days of... as well as senior. he wasn't bad either. call me. await the are dead. up nex if you have heart failure, farxiga can help you keep living life with the ones you love. ask your doctor about farxiga today. farxiga can cause serious side effects, including ketoacidosis that may be fatal, dehydration, urinary tract or genital yeast infections, and low blood sugar. a rare, life-threatening bacterial infection in the skin of the perineum could occur. stop taking farxiga and call your doctor right away if you have symptoms of this infection, an allergic reaction, or ketoacidosis. ♪ far-xi-ga ♪

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[applause] >> greg: wow.

he said comedy was under attack and now he takes it all back. it's not gold jerry gold when your speech gets controlled. welcome to who got to him. he changes his auntie woke tune. for years he railed against the chilling effect of political correctness on comedy, laying the blame on the extreme left. not anymore. here's how he explained it on a recent podcast. >> here's two things i regret saying and i have to take back. i said i don't play colleges because the kids are to pc and you can't do comedy for them. not true. i never said it but if you think i said it, it's not true. i play colleges all the time. the other thing i did an interview with the new yorker and i said that the extreme left has suppressed the art of comedy. i did say that. it's not true.

it's not true. no. i don't think the extreme left has done anything to inhibit the art of comedy. i'm taking that back now officially. >> greg: i think he was blinking help. what made him go from master of his own domain to afraid to complain? it can't be financial pressures since he's worth roughly $200 billion. since win is it not his business to criticize where the culture is at? this is a guy who made a billion dollars complaining about his date eight peas. he got tired of getting nagged by his liberal friends. this time the only shrinkage was off his walls. who got to him? >> the segment is called who got to him and his has newman written all over it. has to be newman. [applause]

>> i will say this a big fan of tom poppe which is what that podcast was on. on the huge fan of jerry seinfeld actually. i think he was trying to be reasonable and say like i've gotten a lot of left friends and a lot of liberal friends, i work with a lot of liberal comedians, i shouldn't have framed it that way against the left. he did keep repeating its not the extreme left. you should be against the extreme left. they are the extreme left. i am a conservative republican but i'm against the extreme right. i'm very against the extreme right, they go too far. they are [bleep] extreme. so i don't know why he wants to push himself away from the extreme left. he took something back later where he talks against toxic masculinity and he's like but we do need masculinity, we don't needed to be toxic. i was a reasonable way to frame it. i think the left is fine, of the extreme left is the problem.

i think that's what he may be meant, i hope he sees this and goes this young man gets me. [applause] >> greg: joe. >> who got to him. i don't know it makes you wonder how much money he has. he can set fire to a porsche every weekend if he wants to. it's very strange. do i think comedy should have no one telling you what to do and all that? i say absolutely. at the same time if you show me enough money i will say whatever you want. you can leave the money on the nightstand if you want. i have no principles when it comes to that. i think to say that the left has lost comedy, like what's happening here and compared to how painfully unfunny a lot of these other shows are. part of the problem is they are so obsessed with trump that they haven't realized that you cannot

exaggerate him because he's already done it. you can't exaggerate him, he's already 1000% trump. when he got shot people are... he walked in with 1-800-mattress on his shoulder. they don't get it. these other conversations, funny is funny at it -- if you don't like it don't go. i missed when he was crabby and cranky. funny is what matters to comedy. >> greg: cat, who got to him? >> i don't know if anybody -- maybe he's reading the comments. >> don't read the comments. >> those of the worst takes but -- i thought when i saw this what he was going to say it was there's people on both sides who are offended by jokes which there are. a lot of people will call the people woke get really upset at me if i say [bleep] or [bleep]. they say you're going to be somebody is mother and watch me

still do it. the men who ran out of my show in the walkie screaming that i was morally reprehensible as a conservative. and what he's talking about here, you have to acknowledge that what he was talking about, the people who are saying you can't -- entire subjects are off-limits, can't make jokes about anything and the offended person is always right. someone's always going to be offended by any joke. everybody's got different sensibilities about different things. you can say anything and find someone who will be offended by it. i think the view that people said cut that does destroy calmly. >> greg: exactly. who got to him lee? >> small chance that it's mr. bookman. he still owed for overdue library book. more likely the abscess he loves

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