released transcripts from wade's interview with the judicial committee staff. this all happened last week as part of jim jordan's probe. wade acknowledged the existence sean of invoices and other records that indicated yes discussions did occur. investigators made particular note of an invoice turned in by wade that indicated quote travel to athens georgia and conference with white house counsel happening on may 23rd of 2022. this is interesting. he was pressed about whether the reference to the white house counsel meant he actually met with such an official about which wade said yes. more to come. keep an eye on this story. back to you. >> sean: kevin. thank you. all the time we have left this evening. hope you consider banking your vote. early voting going on now. set the dvr and let not the hart be troubled and greg is next to put a smile on your face. have a great night. [ cheering and applause ]

[ ♪♪ ] >> greg: yeah, i know. [ cheering and applause ] >> greg: hey! i wasn't that good this weekend. [ laughter ] happy monday everyone. this weekend donald trump handed out french fries at a mcdonald's drive thru. meanwhile, kamala harris appeal to her base joining a venezuelan gang. [ laughter ] cnn mascot brian stelter tweeted that trump's mcdonald's visit was organized in advance. oh, my god! while mcdonald's tweeted that brian stelter's visits are also organized in advance. because he eats so much

[ bleep ] food. [ laughter ] trump happily delivered orders to customers in the press alike but the highlight used the heat lamps to work on his tan. [ laughter ] the low light was when tim walz got a dui in the drive thru. [ laughter ] at a different event trump made a reference to arnold palmer having large gentiles. shocking democrats who only want to hear that about female athletes. [ laughter ] asked election workers to go door to door to interrupt sunday's phillies eagles game to encourage to vote part of the new assisted suicide campaign. [ laughter ] this weekend bill marr also claimed that kamala harris is very vulnerable to an october surprise. meanwhile joe biden remains very vulnerable to any surprise.

[ laughter ] don't sneak up on him. alec baldwin returned to saturday night live for the first time since the manslaughter case was dismissed. don't worry the camera man was wearing one of these. [ laughter ] but alec baldwin portraying brett bear? what's next? casey anthony portraying dana perino? [ laughter ] they're both killers. they're both killers. all right, kim kardashian turns 44 today. to celebrate, they're holding a surprise party in her ass. [ laughter ] >> greg: all right. it's over. donald trump has got this. i'm not basing it on tips or internal polling. by the way if internal polling is so much accurate than regular

polling, how come we don't use that instead? can you imagine the doctor gave you a different diagnosis than the one to the hospital? why would he do that? perhaps pay for the treatment you don't need. that's the theory on regular polling, they're designed so we buy more internal polling and the internal ones are tucked away like tim walz's nuts. took me a while to get there. [ laughter ] but it seems kamala's campaign is ending with a thud louder than joy bahar refrigerator door and adding desperate than p diddy last baby oil and concentrating on november 6th. november 6th might be the new january 6th if the rest of america goes 1776. like they decided that if they're going to lose they're going to make the country

suffer. as if the view airing five days a week isn't a stroll through hell already. [ laughter ] but the left plans to punish you. they're mad because we the people didn't listen to they the asasholes and start with the atlantic the magazine put out by folks that replace it with the meds and trump is speaking like hitler and stalin and mussolin and he is saying what am i? chopped liver. throw him in for racial diversity. here is another: very real scenario and trump loses and takes power away. that article goes on forever. but i'll summarize it trump will sue to make sure it was fair. which is funny not like the legal system hasn't used it against him or anything? the poor guy spent more money on

lawyers than hunter on new teeth. [ laughter ] here is vanity fair quote we all have a lot to lose if trump wins. yeah, i'll lose four years of sure fire kamala jokes and the stakes are too high for democracy and you're too high to admit the truth and demonization is wearing off and turn on msnbc or the view and slightly more fun than sticking the gent tiles in a panini maker. >> let's talk about fascism and that has trump's picture next to it in the dictionary. >> not what donald trump said except for the fact what he's talking about is a fascist -- out of the fascist play book and use the military to go after your political opponents. >> if we live in a country where 60% of self identified republicans essentially believe what hitler believed, right, in

terms of people should be rounded up and they're poisoning our blood -- >> can you smell the desperation? it's either that or joy reads wigs need a dry cleaning. [ laughter ] but the new fear is that trump is going to use the military to come snatch these ass wipes in the night. oh, better get joe a new night light. clear with the stupid dime slot eyes he's not getting any sleep. [ laughter ] never mind that trump didn't use the military against anyone last time here or abroad including in any new wars. now while the left melts down, however, trump's talking to real people. and apparently having a ball. which is the thing dems only prefer to see at women swim meets. here is the capper: >> if you don't mind, i want to work the french fry count. >> keri: absolutely. >> what is your favourite thing to order at mcdonald's?

>> i like it all. i love mcdonald's. this is all on trump. >> it's everything you said it would be. >> it better be. i made it myself. >> you have worked at mcdonald's now versus -- >> i have now worked at mcdonald's. i worked for 15 minutes more than kamala. >> why would she lie about that? >> because he's lying kamala. that's why. >> greg: call it a stunt or a troll either way it was awesome. for the media just had to tell us that trump doesn't really work at mcdonald's. [ laughter ] yeah, he never said he did douche bags. listen to the losers. >> he worked briefly at a fry cooker without a hair net i might add. >> he is so inept at pretending to be a real person that he really literally cannot operate the fry machine as a normal worker. this just shows what an ultimate fraud he is.

>> find these images to be jarring. >> go to mcdonald's. would you like lies with that? >> quick look at the drudge report this morning. the headline. mcdonald's one fry short of a happy meal. felon finds work. >> greg: wow! remember, these hacks refuse to fact check an actual claim of working at mcdonald's by kamala. kind of poetic that they had done their job, trump would have had the amazing gift to troll the f out of kamala. meanwhile here is harris leading a rally that apparently came with free vodka. >> shout your own name for me. [ laughter ] that's what i'm talking about! 'cause it's about you! it's about your family! [ cheering ] it's about you. that's what i'm talking about! >> greg: tell me that's not a woman loaded with alcohol. [ laughter ]

[ cheering and applause ] >> greg: some might say she's more combustible than a hezbollah pager. here is her co-star. >> you know what, when my mom looks for the social security deposit to be made in the bank account how she will feed herself and get things done. >> you're some son. [ laughter ] >> greg: buy her some [ bleep ] groceries your goof ball. jesus! [ laughter ] holy hell! so now the press is saying trump is becoming mentally incapacitated and these are the same jack asss who told us we were riding with biden and watched joe get lost on the 4 by 8 stage. every time he tried to exit after the speech felt like episode of naked and afraid.

[ laughter ] it's all [ bleep ]. but does trump care? no. he's too busy going to mcdonald's and barbershops talking to working people unlike journalists aren't as holes and can't let up the race is over the integrity of the election remains in play. this is the party in media that sold us cross fire hurricane and demented joe biden and fake laptop story. they're more desperate. you would be nuts to be complaisant and what they're throwing at trump is guilty of themselves and not monkeys hurricane helening crap at us and throwing it into the blades of the fan and ending up like kamala, completely [ bleep ] faced. >> announcer: let's welcome tonight's guest, she commutes to work, . he annoys liberal whines guy

benson. she has a running tab at lens crafters. save the podcast. and act is like a fine wine, old. [ cheering and applause ] >> greg: dana i think there's a realization going on. by the way good to see you. it's been a couple hours. [ laughter ] are they suddenly realizing it's not just trump is a big meany problem, it's kamala is a problem? >> yeah, i think they see her losing air speed and altitude and realizing that this is all not going to go the way that they it's going to go. now, let me say with a caveat, i don't know what's going to happen. and it is a tied race. it is getting closer. the momentum definitely feels like it did in 2016. that's not a scientific poll. great point about internal polls. why don't we just put out the internal polls -- i mean, that's a good point i have to say.

i should have said wow! >> greg: you should have. >> what if you and i just all day were like wow. amazing. >> greg: impersonate for a taping -- >> good morning. >> greg: ahead of our time. we should revive that. they're idiots, really. glad they're together. they saved two other idiots from being miserable. >> that's right. misery loves company and plenty of it. >> greg: great to see you. do you have any caveats as well? >> i want to say the quick story based on intro of me and appearance. i was at the event overseas and done with the event and flying home. i looked the worse and looked gross. and i'm getting on the plane and putting my luggage up. this woman kept looking at me in the sort of unusual way. finally she was talking to her husband in german. she finally come up to me and said greg is right even with the beard very young. [ laughter ] i was not expecting that. [ applause ]

that sort of made my day and you would like the story. >> greg: i like the german accent. can you do that later at the hot tub? [ laughter ] tell me i've been very bad. >> we can negotiate my fee perhaps on that. here is the thing about the mcdonald's experience: i feel like i can't wait for this election to be over. i'm over it and want it to be done. yesterday it was actually fun. i could do a little more of this. >> greg: right. >> you could tell he was having fun. i think nothing makes them angrier than that. >> greg: the photos too look like -- the photos of him doing -- it was art. i mean, you couldn't create that. >> when he said -- when they were asking him what is your favourite mcdonald's item? it was not a political dodge. he loves all of it. >> i love all of it. >> he does. he sampled it all. he's turning into your grandmother.

>> mother. >> greg: not father. he's very -- he's turning into a grandmother, not father. >> greg, he's not going to like that. >> greg: i know. kennedy how do you think kamala would have done at the -- if she did this, if she actually would have done that? >> i think she would have turn into my grandmother who is dead. [ laughter ] i don't think it would have ended well. i think it would have been committing politicalside. she -- suicide. she knows that because if she thought she could have done it, she would have done it and lay up for her side. again, she would have gone in there and the people working there loved it. the people who went to visit him had the best time ever. we were on dana and bill show this morning talking about how we ate french fries yesterday and having so much fun. i'll tell you why he's having fun. he knows this is the last election ever. if he wins the presidency he has four more years. if he doesn't the rnc showed he has this great family who is probably very eager to be

spending time with him without the pressure especially considering two assanation attempts. and any other person on earth if they were almost murdered in cold blood i think it might have dampened their spirits but the fact he finds joe joy -- joy d hope in this, i hope it says something. the way he responded to people yesterday is not dissimilar how he responded july 13th and stood up and raised his fists and yelled fight fight fight. in the moment he was able to capitalize on something and give people what he wanted to give them genuinely and they were happy to receive it. >> greg: well put. well put. [ cheering and applause ] michael, did you get any inspiration watching trump at mcdonald's to actually consider finding a job now, getting on that first rung of the employment ladder and getting the minimum wage? you only have to be there for a few months.

>> going to cramp my style. i need to be out there living my best life by the dumpster. >> greg: good for you. >> finding the good card board boxes and making the new house and travelling. i love this trump at mcdonald's thing and really made my weekend. it was fantastic! so many jokes were flying around. people were like he's going to fix the ice cream machine. this election is over. [ laughter ] and you're like, yeah! people are like he gave me seven nuggets in the six piece, yeah! it was fantastic. [ laughter ] and like being like kamala she's going to be working at five guys. i'm like yeah, no. we don't do that. no. everyone knows she will be working at in and out! [ crowd noise ] >> greg: wow! >> it was like christmas yesterday. trump had to do this at a new mcdonald's. the boxy gray ones. couldn't do it at the old one. they have a sloped roof.

and secret service would have like we don't know what to do. it was fantastic. here is what drives the elitist crazy, permanent washington and the media as well, they can't wrap their brains around it that trump would come off the side lines as a regular guy and do such a great job. america was kicking ass in 2016, 1 seven during the ten year as president and he can do it all. dude is coming back and work at mcdonald's and bring me in. i will do the fries and have a great time. it was awesome and i want more. >> greg: you will get more. [ applause ] elon space pioneering test sealh hearing.av my favourite story., ] one versus the other. new sensodyne clinical white, it provides 2 shades whiter teeth as well as providing 24/7 sensitivity protection. patients are going to love to see sensodyne on the shelf.

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>> announcer: a story in five words. [ cheering and applause ] >> greg: musk forced to kidnap seals. this story is made for you. on x, elon said that regular made space kidnap seals twice to see if rockets sonic booms would affect them regularly. and told freedom about it last year. here... >> we're forced to kidnap a seal, strap it to a board, put head phones on the seal and place sonic boom sounds to it to see if it would be distressed. >> this is an actual thing that happened. >> this is actually real. i have pictures. [ laughter ] >> love to see this. yeah. >> seal with head phones. [ laughter ] >> it's a seal with head phones. >> yeah. >> strapped to a board and like the -- now, the amazing part is how calm the seal is. when the seal goes back to other seal friends how is it going to

explain that? >> never going to believe them. [ laughter ] >> this is why -- kidnapped by aliens and get an anal probe, no. >> greg: not why i came to you guy. that was just a coincidence. the thing is do you know what he said? the seal population went up. so he said it's possibly an afro° yak what does it say about government? >> first of all the photo of the poor seal unfortunately reminds me of what you do to the staff and upsetting and triggering for the people in the control room and we'll power through. and i love about the story is government is stupid and inefficient and here is the report in the white paper and why. elon with that photo and story and people are interested because it's funny and bizarre. if the government is that insane on this tiny thing, maybe the other people have a point on

everything else that we do. >> greg: i feel like this was just a way to mess with him. kennedy, do you know he's -- in the news he's offering to give a million bucks a day to voters signing the pac petition. >> they have to support the first and second amendment that means katie is going to be a millionaire! [ laughter ] >> greg: mark cuban says breaking the law and investigating. let's say you... ♪ breaking the law, breaking the law ♪ >> make beavis and butthead happy and you want to party with the billionaire and he will get loaded and every everyone a n bucks. i'm worried about the dolphin experience experiments because they're the rapists of the sea and they are

enough and get a hold of the dolphins we're in trouble and cost cutting that could do us good flipper. >> greg: very guide point. what did she mean by that michael? >> i heard rapist of the sea. i started laughing internally. [ laughter ] >> greg: what else do you -- >> the best rapist, rapist of the sea. >> dolphin. >> greg: the commercial you don't see. this is law fare and the government coming up with every obscure lawsuit and test making elon do all of this. did they run all of these tests when nasa was launching rockets? no. they're just going after elon. you must play loud music to the seals and see if it reacts. you must teach a baby clam how to play black jack. you must find a left-handed skid and make it wear combat boots.

crazy. i feel bad for the seals they have to go to the seal buddies and make them believe them. [ laughter ] >> greg: that seal has to find the seal version of joe rogan and go on the podcast. >> you don't understand. they had me strapped in and i was listening to -- i can't swim anymore. i just wanted to stay home. [ laughter ] stay away from those dolphins. they're the rapists of the see. >> exactly right. >> greg: poor seals. >> i have to go swimming. [ laughter ] >> greg: feel free, you can comment on the seals or the million dollars. there is -- there are rules about contests. i know that, you know, we can't do contests because there are -- you have to make sure that you have the money. that's not a problem with musk. >> kind of reminds me when doug bergham in the republican primary and handing out $25 gift cards for anybody who wanted them and the democrats are like

how dare he? but what he needed is name recognition. he was able to get it. that turned out not to be illegal and i don't think this is. i learned this with the paper americans for public trust and dark money and see kamala harris raised a billion dollars. and that's a lot. what about dark money and money from overseas? is that a problem. just today these people found out there's $20 million from a 1630 fund. a billionaire in switzerland who spent $20 million to influence ballot initiatives in the states in america mostly where there are abortion referendum on the ballot. >> greg: just on top of that, not a financial thing. did you read the story about the labour party sending these volunteers to work in pennsylvania? >> the british are coming. >> greg: how is that not

foreign election interference. >> and why not complaints and trump wins and elon musk is the secretary of government cost cutting and the ceos could unburden themselves and you think the seal thing is bad and guess what happened to me and migratory treaty act and put up the windmills, if it kills a bird you get sued for hundred million dollars. >> greg: the heart to the seals and heidi klum. >> good choice. >> greg: thank you. up next kamala ravel goes wrongo with an awfunil sing a long! wi. because there are places you'd like to be. farxiga can cause serious side effects, including ketoacidosis that may be fatal, dehydration, urinary tract, or genital yeast infections, and low blood sugar. a rare, life-threatening bacterial infection in the skin of the perineum could occur. stop taking farxiga and call your doctor right away if you have symptoms of this infection,

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[ ♪♪ ] ♪ it's coming your way video of the day ♪ [ cheering and applause ] >> greg: fans do what they're told and sounding like a 2-year-old at a recent kamala rally at green day dr. lierly

an obgyn lady doctor for your people at home running for congress fired up the audience with the chant sure to win over the men in the crowd. roll it norma. >> i will sing it. [ singing ] >> that's really good! let's try something different. that's three syllables. i have another one with three syllables. kamala. [ singing ] yes! >> greg: i have another word with three syllables. idiot! [ laughter ] kennedy, was every man in the audience -- didn't they just die a little during that moment? >> greg i worry about the mass

testicular shrivellization. >> greg: mts is a huge problem in the democratic party. >> it's in medical textbooks and better off putting the junk in the micro wave for ten minutes than attending the rallies. it's a sickness taking over the party and started with dr. jill. doctor, that's fun. when she was like you answered every question at the debate! and you didn't go poopy in your little pants. and then, you know, qwen walls was like turn the page! turn the page! and it's like did they labotomize democrats. >> greg: you see that on tiktok and liberal activists are on there and talk to people like they're really stupid and supposed to be really funny. >> guess what? they're stupid and it's not funny. >> greg: yes!

[ laughter ] good segue to michael. [ laughter ] >> greg: oh! [ laughter ] unfair! >> wait a second! [ laughter ] >> greg: democratic party hijacked by silly people in general? it's not just women. >> it's preschool teachers. >> greg: yeah. >> this one is terrifying. i didn't know she was an obgyn and a jedi knight and a -- that's terrifying for an obgyn. dadada! going to be a little cold. [ laughter ] you might feel a little pressure. okay. >> how do you know this? >> i was just going to say. >> never mind. >> you always hear the liberals and the democrats want the

government to be the parent. now we're witnessing it. like, the entire party is in preschool. what you're saying. turn the page. and they all do have the demeanor of we're going to talk to you like you're four. now, get out your curvey pencils. get out the no sharp scissors. >> greg: you're not as evolved as we are and talk to you like a child and like an exercise in power. when you go to anything like the dmv and they talk to you like an idiot and only measure of power. if the democratic party had to start over and -- what would you tell them? >> when you have to explain things to kill mead. >> greg: yes. so true. >> i'm wondering how michael knows about the obgyn instructions are? >> greg: he masker rated as one in the van. >> every halloween. come in for free candy. >> next monday you could already

take this segment or this video and compare it to the trump rally at madison square garden next sunday night and it won't be like this. >> greg: yeah! [ cheering and applause ] >> guy, i suppose you could see this as the flip side of hulk hogan at the rnc ripping off the shirt and look at this like explosion of crazy testosterone. at least you can kind of understand that. this is like just creepy. >> the little jingle that she sang was the packers chant they do at the games in green bay. that's the reference. we need to appeal to people with sports and packers are popular here. send her out to do the packers chant and turned that into something cringey if you're a hard core fan of the team. let's not do that. and there's like a certain preschool teacher vibe here. i also think there's a take over

of the theatre kits. i've seen people making this point. i like theatre kids. you don't want them running everything. seems like the democratic party has a lot of theatre kids in charge right now. we just saw one of them who grew up to be a doctor, good for her. >> greg: she went from one theatre to another kind of theatre. the vagina theatre. >> also the surgical theatre. >> greg: that's true as well. don't draw that at home. or maybe do it. i don't know. what do i care? >> i will not. >> greg: coming up. things didn't come well when alec returned to snl. cks [ cheering and applause ] no. easy to apply for the whole family. vicks vapostick. and try new vaposhower max for steamy vicks vapors.

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[ cheering and applause ] ♪ we have to love the clip, it's video of the day part 2 ♪ >> greg: rather than make kamala fret, snl went after over

brett and second video of the day comes from the corpse known as saturday night live and alec baldwin reenacting the interview with brett bear. contract obligated to say very own before employee and instead of roasting queen of caber nay they went after fox. >> it would your presidency e different than biden? >> of course. we're different. i'm comfortable saying the world abortion. >> ahh. >> you can't handle that brett. abortion. >> ahh. >> uterus. >> no. >> menstruation. >> you're lying. i have to hit her with the male equivalent balls. >> brett. >> greg: that's a pretty good kamala. i can almost hear her husband nailing a nanny in the background. that's how you do it.

[ cheering and applause ] it's not a problem to make fun of brett or make fun of fox. they should. we are targets. but they kept their powder dry in the skit of harris. do you think it's because it's impossible to parody a parody? >> well, i just want to know where are the cast members for saturday night live, right? you're seeing maya rudolph and alec baldwin. any new kids on saturday light live? >> i think they knew baldwin would be there and they're all hiding. [ laughter ] >> he shows up early for the shoot. [ crowd noise ] >> but here is the deal: now brett bear has something to brag about alex baldwin plays me. and couldn't dig up jim b elushi would have been better.

>> greg: you're probably right. he didn't do an impression. he put hair helmet on. lots to the point, got to be great for brett to be impersonated by alec baldwin. >> i would probably melt. it is probably bragging rights indeed. the last two weekends saturday night live received all sorts of praise and went after both sides. and humour and ridicule and satire in democracy really makes things go well. maya rudolph does a good job making fun of kamala harris. >> greg: i watched that. i thought they were gentle. >> this past weekend. two weekends before they warrant. >> greg: what does that tell you? they got a talking to from the higher ups -- weren't. >> probably. >> greg: they probably did. do you think they are being extraordinarily careful because they don't want to be -- trump

wins they don't want them to say you helped trump win by normalizing him. >> they had him host in it and for years for doing it and i think brett could do better than alec baldwin. >> he's funny. >> alec is too old to play brett. [ laughter ] >> i like maya rudolph and some of the affect isn't bad and the problem is the portrayal of the breezy cool women being failed by other people around her. >> greg: yes. >> that is not kamala's problem. kamala's problem is not the people around her. the problem is in the seat and they are not willing to quite skew here the way they should and it would be funnier if they do. >> greg: you put the nail on the head. is that how you say it? nail on the head. >> are you a carpenter. >> greg: i'm not carpenter.

leave that to jesus. the greatest carpenter there ever was. if you disagree with me, you're at the wrong rally. [ cheering and applause ] >> greg: yeah! got the catholic vote there. kennedy, what guy said is true. when ever they do -- they did this with hillary as well. when they had -- in 2016. the problem with the people around her. so when they do skits, she's mainly the sensible reactor to everybody else being silly or stupid. >> yes. they want to be her selina is veep and everyone is incompetent and she saves the day no matter who is around her. and guy is right. brett is my best friend. he doesn't know it. he's never publicly or privately acknowledged it. but i actually -- i might sue saturday night live. >> greg: i was curious, are you the one driving by his house

at night? >> sometimes during the day. [ laughter ] hi brett. do you think he's watching? >> it's our own brett. >> why did you block me on facebook brett? i just want to comment on your posts. >> why is there security when you come to new york? >> greg: i can't wait for the special deadline episode. >> kennedy murdering brett. >> greg: our very own kennedy murdering very own brett using the knife by our very own peter. >> it was a recipe for murder. >> trying to put the nail in his head. [ laughter ] >> nbc would be so happy to do the story too. [ laughter ] >> greg: it was the wrong bear to poke.

[ laughter ] fox news had everything. hit show, a great host. and every a recipe for murder! [ laughter ] >> greg: i can do this all day. >> me too. [ laughter ] >> greg: up next plain looking guys the greatest prize?

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love and. >> welcome to the land of love and relationship news. join us in greg's corner. >> greg: tonight on romance corner hot guys and ugly guys are jerks. average looking dudes, the best. dana study found men who see themselves as the most or least handsome are more misogynistic than those who consider themselves average looking. i wouldn't know. >> i was going to say, i don't know how you relate to this. >> i don't relate to it at all. but i'm asking the questions. >> i think the most attractive thing is intelligence and humour. and so that's what i would go for. >> greg: excellent excellent excellent. you know, guy, i think she's coming on to me. [ laughter ] could you imagine them doing this study about women? always kills me. the stories are always like about dudes. hot chicks and ugly chicks.

you can't say ugly chicks in a study. >> homely i don't know what you would say. in real trouble. i'm scouring the internet for red flags about women not to date. [ laughter ] i'll still waiting greg. >> greg: keep waiting, my friend. is this accurate? >> accurate. >> greg: i don't know what that word was. >> this study was funded and it was propagated by ordinary looking men. >> greg: yes. >> ordinary looking men are the best. i want to add to dana's list, you want someone with intelligence and humour and hung like arnold palmer obviously. >> greg: yes! >> half iced tea and half lemonade. >> greg: not what they mean. [ laughter ] >> i had it wrong. this study was just mean. >> greg: yes. >> don't go for a hot guy. don't go for an ugly guy. i think this study was published

in fat girl at the club magazine! [ laughter ] the girl who is like he doesn't want to dance with you. he doesn't want a drink. he's too good looking and too ugly. that's who you want. it's horrible. >> greg: worse friend. called the study of worse friends. >> yes. >> greg: almost made -- >> how about you follow your heart ladies, how about you do that? >> greg: exactly. follow your heart. [ applause ] don't go hiking on the third date. [ laughter ] that's when they kill you. [ laughter ] >> you hear that brett? >> greg: we'll be right back. [ cheering and applause ] [ ♪♪ ] osion and cavities is strong enamel. nothing beats it. i recommend pronamel active shield i think that this product is a gamechanger for my patients. try pronamel mouthwash.

five dana perino, michael, ll.b. studio audience, b america! >> trace: good evening m trace gallagher, it'