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transcripts from wade's interview with the judiciary committee staff, this all happened last week as part of jim jordan's probe. now, wade acknowledged the existence sean, of invoices and other records that indicated yes, discussions did occur. investigators made particular note of an invoice turned in by wade that indicated, quote, travel to athens, georgia, and conference with white house counsel happening on may 23rd of 2022. now, this is interesting. he was pressed about whether the reference to the white house counsel meant that he actually met with such an official about which wade said yes. more to come. keep an eye on this story. sean, back to you. all right. kevin, thank you. that's all the time we have left this evening. i hope you'll consider banking your vote early. voting going on now. set your dvr and let not your heart be troubled. greg gutfeld is next to put a smile on your face. have a great night.
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yeah, i know. who? hey hey hey hey hey hey hey. i wasn't that good this weekend. happy monday everyone. this weekend, donald trump handed out french fries at a mcdonald's drive thru. meanwhile, kamala harris appealed to her base by joining a venezuelan gang. cnn mascot brian stelter tweeted that trump's mcdonald's visit was organized in advance. oh my god. while mcdonald's tweeted that brian stelter visits are also organized in advance because he eats so much food.
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trump happily delivered orders to customers and the press alike. but the highlight when he used the heat lamps to work on his tan. the lowlight was when tim walz got a dui in the drive thru. at a different event. trump made a reference to arnold palmer having large genitals, shocking democrats who only want to hear that about female athletes. aoc asked election workers to go door to door to interrupt sunday's philly eagles game to encourage them to vote. it's part of her new assisted suicide campaign. this weekend, bill maher also claimed that kamala harris is very vulnerable to an october surprise. meanwhile, joe biden remains very vulnerable to any
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surprise. don't sneak up on him. alec baldwin returned to saturday night live for the first time since his manslaughter case was dismissed. but don't worry, the cameraman was wearing one of these. but alec baldwin portraying bret baier. what's next? casey anthony portraying dana perino? because they're both killers. they're both killers. all right. kim kardashian turns 44 today. to celebrate, they're holding a surprise party in her. for. all right, so it's over. donald trump's got this, and i'm not basing that on any tips or internal polling. by the way, if internal polling is so much more accurate than regular
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polling, how come we don't use that instead? can you imagine if your doctor gave you a diagnosis that's different than the one he gave to the hospital? why would he do that? perhaps so you'd pay for a treatment that you don't need. that's my theory on regular polling. they're designed so we buy more regular polling. meanwhile, the internal polls are tucked away like tim walz's nuts. it took me a while to get there. but it seems kamala's campaign is ending with a thud. louder than joy. behar's refrigerator door. and the left's acting more desperate than p diddy down to his last bottle of baby oil. right now, the media's rhetoric is apocalyptic, and they seem to be looking past november 5th and concentrating on november sixth. november 6th might be their new january 6th if the rest of america goes 1776. it's like they've decided that if
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they're going to lose, they're going to make the country suffer as if the view airing five days a week isn't a stroll through hell already. but the left plans to punish you. they're mad because we the people didn't listen to they the. let's start with the atlantic, a magazine put out by folks who replaced their meds with m&ms. here's their latest headline. trump is speaking like hitler, stalin, and mussolini. it's quite the trifecta right now. idi amin is saying, what am i, chopped liver? at least throw him in for some racial diversity. here's another the very real scenario where trump loses and takes power away. that article goes on forever, but i'll summarize it. trump will sue to make sure it was fair, which is funny. it's not like the legal system hasn't used it against him or anything. the poor guy has spent more money on lawyers
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than hunter has on new teeth. oh, here's vanity fair quote. we all have a lot to lose if trump wins. yeah, i'll lose four years of surefire kamala jokes, but they add the stakes are too high for democracy. no, you're too high to admit the truth. your demonization is wearing off. then there's tv. turn on msnbc or the view, which is slightly more fun than sticking your genitals in a panini maker. but let's listen. let's talk about fascism for a second. that definition has trump's picture next to it in the dictionary. it's not really what donald trump said, except for the fact that what he's talking about is a fascist, a right out of fascist playbook where you use the military to go after your political opponents. if we live in a country where 60% of self-identified republicans essentially believe what hitler
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believed, right, in terms of people should be rounded up, they're poisoning our blood. can you smell the desperation? it's either that or joy. reid's wigs need a dry cleaning. but the new fear is that trump's going to use the military to come snatch these wipes in the night. oh, mika. better get joe a new nightlight. it's clear with his stupid dime slot eyes. he's not getting any sleep. never mind that trump didn't use the military against anyone last time here or abroad, including in any new wars. now, while the left melts down, however, trump's talking to real people and apparently having a ball, which is a thing dems only prefer to see at women's swim meets. here's the capper if you don't mind, i want to work the french fry counter. absolutely. trump. what's your favorite thing to order at mcdonald's? i like it
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all. i love my job. this is all on trump. trump i'm allowed to do that, right? yes. let's check and make sure it's everything you said it would be. it better be. it's going to be the best year ever. i made it myself. mr. president, you actually have worked at mcdonald's now? this is now. i have worked at mcdonald's. i've now worked for 15 minutes more than kamala harris. why would she lie about that? why? because she's lying, kamala. that's why. it's amazing. you can call it a stunt. you can call it a troll. either way, it was awesome for the media. just had to tell us that trump doesn't really work at mcdonald's. yeah, he never said he did. but listen to these losers. he worked briefly as a fry cooker without a hairnet. i might add. he is so inept at pretending to be a real person that he really, literally cannot operate the fry machine as a normal worker. this just shows what an ultimate fraud he is. i still found these images
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to be jarring, not to mention going to mcdonald's. would you like lies with that? before we go a quick look at what is topping the drudge report. this morning. the headline mcdonald one fry short of a happy meal. wow. felon finds work. wow. wow. wow. remember these hacks refuse to fact check an actual claim of working at mcdonald's by kamala. it's kind of poetic. they had actually done their job. trump would have had this amazing gift to troll the f out of kamala. meanwhile, here's harris leading a rally that apparently came with free vodk. shout your own name for a minute. that's what i'm talking about because it's about you. it's about your family. it's about you. that's what i'm talking about. tell me that's not a woman loaded with alcoho.
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some might say she's more combustible than a hezbollah pager. oh, yeah. here's her costar. and you know what? when my mom looks for that social security deposit to be made in her bank account, that's how she's going to feed herself. that's how she's going to get things done. wow. you're some son. buy her some groceries, you goofball. jesus. holy hell. so now the press is saying trump is becoming mentally incapacitated. these are the same jackasses who told us you were riding with biden as we watched joe get lost on a four by eight stage every time he tried to exit after a speech, it felt like an episode of naked and afraid. it's all but
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does trump care? no. he's too busy going to mcdonald's. bronx barbershops, talking to working people who, unlike journalists, aren't. but we can't let up. even if the race is over. the integrity of the election remains in play. after all, this is the party and media that sold us crossfire hurricane, a demented joe biden and the fake laptop story. now they're even more desperate. you'd be nuts to be complacent and whatever they're throwing at trump is what they're guilty of themselves. they're not monkeys hurling crap at us. they're throwing it into the blades of a whirling metal fan, ending up just like kamala, completely effaced. let's welcome tonight's guest. she commutes to work on a soap bubble. co-host of america's newsroom and the five dana perino. he enjoys liberal whiners while looking like a minor. oh, so the guy benson
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show guy benson. she's got a running tab at lenscrafters. host of kennedy saves the world podcast. kennedy and his act is like a fine wine. old founder of studio ksdk.com, michael loftus. dana, i think there's a realization going on, by the way. good to see you. it's been a couple of hours. are they suddenly realizing that it's not just trump is a big meanie problem, it's kamala is a problem. yeah, i think that they see her losing airspeed and altitude and they're realizing that this is all not going to go the way that they think it's going to go. now, let me say with a caveat, i don't know what's going to happen. and it is a tied race. it is getting closer. but the momentum definitely feels like it did in 2016. that's not a scientific poll. great point about internal polls like, why don't we just put out the
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internal polls? yeah, i mean, that's a good point. i have to say, i should have said, wow, you should have like, what if what if you and i had just like all day, we're like, wow, we amazing. we once impersonated mika and joe for a taping and peytona. yeah. good morning time. we should revive that because they're idiots. i mean, really, you know, i'm glad they're together because they saved two other idiots from being miserable. that's right. i mean, like, misery loves company, and they've got plenty of it. yes. that's true. guy, great to see you. do you have any caveats as well? i do, i want to tell a quick story based on your intro of me and my appearance. so i was at an event overseas and i was done with the event flying home. i looked the worst. i looked gross, and i'm getting on the plane and putting my luggage up. and this woman kept looking at me in a sort of unusual way and finally, and she was talking to her husband in german. she finally came up to me and she said, greg is right, even with the beard very young. and i was not expecting that.
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so that sort of made my day. and i knew you would like that story. i would, i like it when you do a german accent. can you do that later at the hot tub? yeah. tell me guy, tell me. i've been very bad. we can negotiate my fee, perhaps on that. but here's the thing about the mcdonald's experience. i feel, and maybe people disagree. i feel like i cannot wait for this election to be over. i'm over it. i want it to be done. but yesterday, it was actually fun. and i was like, i could do a little more of this, right? and you could tell he was having fun. and i think nothing makes them angrier than that. the photos to look like they were like the photos of him doing it. it was art. i mean, you couldn't create that. and when he said when they were asking him, like, what's your favorite mcdonald's item? it was not a political dodge. he means it. he loves all of it. he's like, i love all of he actually does, right? he sampled it all. he's turning, you know, he's turning into your grandmother. do you notice that? mother? mother.
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not father. he's very menschy. he's turning into a grandmother, not a father. oh, greg, he's not going to like that. i know kennedy. how do you think kamala would have done at the if she did this? if she actually worked, i think she would have turned into my grandmother, who is dead. i don't i don't think it would have ended. well, i think i think it would have been committing political suicide. and she knows that because if she thought she could do it, she would have done it because that would have been a layup for her side, because again, she would have gone in there. and the people who are working there, they loved it. the people who went to visit him, they had the best time ever. we were on dana and bill's show this morning talking about how we all ate french fries yesterday, because we were having so much fun. but i'll tell you why he's having fun. he knows this is his last election ever. so if he wins the presidency, he has four more years. if he doesn't, then the rnc showed he's got this great family who's probably very eager to be spending time
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with him without the pressure, especially considering the two assassination attempts. now, for any other person on earth, if they're if they had almost been murdered in cold blood, i think it might have dampened their spirits. but the fact that he's going, he finds joy in this and hope in this. i hope that says something, because the way he responded to people yesterday was not dissimilar to how he responded on july 13th, when he stood up and raised his fist and yelled, fight, fight, fight! and what i'm saying is, in the moment he was able to capitalize on something and give people what he wanted to give them genuinely, and they were happy to receive it. well put, well put. michael, did you get any inspiration watching trump at mcdonald's to actually consider finding a job? now, getting on, getting on that first rung of the employment ladder, getting that minimum wage, you only have to be there for a few
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months. it's going to cramp my style. i need to be out there living my best life by the dumpster. you know, finding the good cardboard boxes, making a new house, traveling. i loved this this trump at mcdonald's thing that it really made my weekend. it was it was fantastic. so many jokes were flying around. people were like, oh, he's going to fix the ice cream machine. this election's over. and you're like, yeah, people are like, he gave me seven nuggets in my six piece. yeah, it was fantastic. and like, people were like, oh kamala, she's going to be working at five guys. and i'm like, yeah, no, we don't do that. no, no, you know, everyone knows she's going to be working at in and out. come on. wow. is this how it was like christmas yesterday? trump could he had to do this at a new mcdonald's. the boxy gray
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ones. he couldn't do this like at the old one because they have a sloped roof. and, you know, secret service would have been like, we don't know what to do. it was fantastic. and here's, here's what drives the elitists crazy. a permanent washington and the media as well. they can't wrap their brains around it that trump would come off the sidelines, just like as a regular guy and do such a great job. america was kicking in 20 1617 during his, you know, tenure as president. and now he can do it all. dude's coming back. i'll work at mcdonald's. bring me in. i'll do the fries. i'll have a great time. it was awesome. and i want more. all right. and you will get more. elon. space pioneering test seals. hearing my favorite story. your best defense against erosion and cavities is strong enamel. nothing beats it. i recommend pronamel active shield because it actively shields the enamel to defend against erosion and cavities. i
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forced to kidnap seals. oh, guy. this story is made for you on x. elon said that regulators made spacex kidnap seals twice to see if rockets sonic booms would affect them negatively. he told lex fridman about it last year. here we were forced to kidnap a seal strapped to a board, put headphones on the seal and play sonic boom sounds to it to see if it would be distressed. this is an actual thing that happened. this is actually real. i have pictures i would love to see this. yeah, i mean sorry, there's a seal with headphones. yes, it's a seal with headphones strapped to a board and like, okay, not. the amazing part is how calm the seal was when seal goes
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back to other, you know, seal friends, how are they going to explain that they're never going to believe him? you're never going to believe him. that's why i'm like, well, you know, it's sort of like it's like getting kidnaped by aliens and getting an probe, you know? that was not why i came to you first. guy. what? that was just a coincidence. but the thing is, you know what he said? the seal population went up, so he said it's possibly an aphrodisiac. what does it say about government? first of all, that photo of this poor seal, unfortunately reminds me of what i've heard you do to your staff. so that is somewhat upsetting and possibly triggering for people in the control room at the moment. but we'll power through. what i love about this story is conservatives all the time are like government is stupid and inefficient. and here's a report in a white paper about why. and then elon rolls in with that photo and that story, and people are interested in it because it's funny and bizarre. it's like, well, if the government is that insane on this tiny thing, maybe these
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other people have a point on everything else. yeah, we do. and i feel like this is this was just a way to mess with him. kennedy. do you know that he's seen the news. he's offering to give a million bucks a day to voters signing his pac petition. but but they have to support the first and second amendments, right? which means katie pavelich is going to be a millionaire. but josh shapiro wants him investigated. mark cuban says he's breaking the law. what say you? breaking the law. breaking the law? yea, breaking the law. beavis and butt-head. happy. i think he's fine. i mean, that's why you want a party with a billionaire. because, you know, at some point, he's he's going to get loaded and just start offering everyone a million bucks. and i can't think of a better thing to happen to this country right now. i am a little worried about the dolphin experiments, though, because they are the rapists of the sea. and, you know, i think some of those neoconservative men are already misogynistic enough. and, you know, when they get a hold of some of
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those randy dolphins, i think we're all in trouble. so it's the kind of cost cutting that could do us all some good flipper. very good point. very good point. what did she mean by that, michael? i don't know. i heard rapists of the sea, and i just started laughing internally. what do you ask? any tuna you happen to see? what's the best rapist? rapist of the sea dolphin? yeah, that's a commercial. you just don't see nowadays, okay? yes. this. this is lawfare. this is the government just coming up with every obscure lawsuit and test making elon do all this. did they run all these any any of these tests? when, when nasa was launching rockets? no, they're just going after elon. you must play loud music to the seals and see how it reacts. you must teach a baby clam how to play blackjack. you must find a left handed squid and make it wear combat boots. it's just crazy. and elon makes a great point i do. i do feel bad
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for the seal because he has to go back to his seal buddies, and they're not going to believe him. no, they're not. he's you know, that seal is going to have to find the seal version of joe rogan and go on his podcast, right. it seems like, no, dude, you don't understand. they had me strapped in. i was listening to laugh. i can't swim anymore, man. i just want to stay home. stay away from those dolphins. they're the rapists of the sea. exactly right. poor those poor seals. dana, i might have to go swimming. what do you make of. feel free to you can ask. you can comment on the seals or the million dollars. there is there are rules about contests. i know that, you know, we can't do contests because there are like you have to make sure that you have the money. that's not a problem with musk. it kind of reminds me of when doug burgum was running in the republican primary, and he was handing out $25 gift cards for anybody that
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wanted them. and the democrats were like, how dare he? and but what he needed was name recognition, and he was able to get it. that turned out not to be illegal. so i don't think this is illegal. i don't believe so. but one of the things that's pretty interesting, i just learned this today. so i have my trusty piece of paper. there's a group called americans for public trust, and they're looking at all this dark money. and you see that kamala harris has raised $1 billion. like that's a lot. right. but what about dark money? what about money from overseas? is that a problem? just today these these people found out that there's $20 million from a 1630 fund. this is a billionaire in switzerland who has spent $20 million to influence, influence ballot initiatives in the states. in america, mostly where there are abortion referendum on the ballot. and, you know, just on top of that, it's not a financial thing. did you read the story about the labor, the labor party sending these volunteers to work in pennsylvania? and the british are coming? yeah. how is that not election interference? foreign election interference. right. why aren't they? why are there no complaints about that?
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the other thing is, i hope that elon musk, if they if trump does win and elon musk becomes the secretary of government, cost cutting. imagine all the ceos if they were free to unburden themselves and to be like you think the seal thing is bad? guess what happened to me? and if you could get the migratory bird treaty, act like they make you put up windmills, but then if the windmill kills a bird, you get sued for $100,000. that's crazy. yeah, it's true, it's crazy. well, my heart goes out to the seals and to heidi klum. up next. good choice. thank you. a kamala rally goes wrong with an awful sing along. i speak in the name of the one true god. that was my mother. she's with you. she's with you now and
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ob-gyn lady doctor for you people at home running for congress, she fired up the audience with a chant sure to win over the men in the crowd. roll it, norma, say it with me. if you know it, i'm going to sing it. bum bum, ba dum dum. hey, that's really good. okay, let's try something different. that's three syllables, right? i've got another word with three syllables. it's ka ma la. you want to try it? all right, let's go. bump, bump, ba da du. kamala. yes, i got another word with three syllables. idiot. kennedy was every man in that audience. did they just die a little during that moment? greg, i worry about the mass
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testicular trivialization in the crowd. oh, mts yeah, a mass testicular revelation. mts is a huge problem in the democrat party textbooks. and you know, you'd be better off putting your junk in a microwave and not high for ten minutes. then attending one of those rallies. but it's a sickness that has taken over their party. and it started with doctor jill. doctor. that's fun. when she was like, you answered every question at the debate and you didn't go poopy in your little pants, and then you know, gwen walz when she was like, turn the page, turn the page. and it's like, did they lobotomize democrats? you see that on tiktok, though, the way that tiktok liberal activists are on there and they talk to people like they're really stupid and it's supposed to be really funny. guess what? yeah, they're stupid and it's not
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funny. yes. good segue to michael hahahahahahahahaha. oh. unfair. wait a second. has the democratic party been just by silly people in general? it's not just women, it's preschool teachers. yeah, and this one's terrifying. she's. i didn't know she was an ob gyn. so she's a jedi knight and a ob. okay, that's that's terrifying for an ob gyn. yeah. da da da da da da da. scoot down. now. it's gonna be a little cold. you might feel a little pressure. okay. how do you know this? yeah, i was just going to say. hey, look at me. never mind. it is. you always should. like. like the liberals and the
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democrats. they want the government to be the parent. and now we're. we're witnessing it like the entire party is in preschool. what you're saying like, turn the page and they all do have that demeanor of, we're going to talk to you like you're four. now get out your your curvy pencils because you out your no sharp scissors. yeah. because you know, you're not as evolved as we are. so we have to talk to you like a child. it's kind of like an exercise in power. it's like when you go to a anything like the dmv and they talk to you like an idiot, because that's the only measure of power they have. dana, would you give them any if the if the democratic party had to start over and whatever, what would you tell them about? well, it's like when you have to explain things to kilmeade. yes. it's like that. so true. i'm wondering how michael knows about what the ob gyn instructions are. well, he masqueraded as one with his van. do you remember that every halloween? yeah. come on in for free candy. and what i would say next monday,
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you could always you could already take this segment and then or this video and then compare it to the trump rally happening at madison square garden next sunday night. and it will not be like this. yeah. guy, i suppose you could see this as like the flip side of hulk hogan at the rnc ripping off his shirt and everybody's going, oh, look at this, like, explosion of crazy testosterone. but on the at least you can kind of understand that this is like, just creepy. so the little jingle that she sang was the packers chant that they do at the games in green bay. that was the reference. so they were like, we need to appeal to people with sport. yeah. and packers are popular here, so send her out to do the packers chant. and they somehow turned that into something very cringey. even if you're a hardcore fan of that team, you're like, let's let's not do that. and there's like a certain preschool teacher vibe here. i also think there's a
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takeover of the theater kids. yeah, i've seen people making this point, and i like theater kids, but you don't want them running everything? no. and it seems like the democratic party has a lot of theater kids in charge right now. and we just saw one of them who grew up to be a doctor. so good for her. yes, that's so true. she went from one theater to another kind of theater. that's good. the vagina theater. oh, also the surgical theater. yes, that's true as well. yes. don't try that at home. or maybe do it. i don't know. what do i care? i will not coming up things didn't go well when alec returned to snl. if you have chronic kidney disease, you can reduce the risk of kidney failure with pozega because there are places you'd like to be. pozega can cause serious side effects, including ketoacidosis that may be fatal, dehydration, urinary tract or
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very own brett. our second video of the day comes to us from the vacuous comedy corpse known as saturday night live. this past weekend marked the return of alec baldwin reenacting kamala harris interview with our very own brett baer. we are contract obligated to say very own before every employee that we mentioned. but instead of roasting the queen of cabernet, they predictably went after fo. so your presidency would be different than biden's? of course we're very different. for example, i am comfortable saying the word abortion. are you can't handle that. brett. abortion. gar. uterus. no. menstruation. you're lying. i'm going to hit her back with the male equivalent balls. okay, brett, i got to say, that's a pretty good kamala. i can almost hear her husband nailing a nanny in the background. that's how you do it. all righ.
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loftus, it's not a problem to make fun of brett or make fun of fox. they should. we are targets, but they kept their powder dry in a skit of harris. do you think it's because it's impossible to parody a parody? well, i just want to know where are the cast members for saturday night live? right? like you're seeing maya rudolph now you've got alec baldwin on there. are there any new kids on saturday night live? this is i think they knew baldwin was going to be there and they're all hiding, right? he shows up early for the shoot. yeah. and but but here's the deal. now brett baer has something to brag about. yes. when he goes home, he's like, yeah, alec baldwin plays me. yeah, yeah. right. where can you. they couldn't dig up jim belushi. yes. jim belushi would have been a much better. that's well, i don't know. yeah,
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you're probably right. but he didn't even do an impression. he just kind of just put the. he put a hair. yeah, a hair helmet on and does. does loftus have a point? it is kind of like it's got to be great for brett to have been impersonated by alec baldwin. i don't know, i'd probably melt, but yes, it probably is. bragging rights indeed. but the last two weekends saturday night live has received all sorts of praise because they went after both sides and that, you know, humor and ridicule and satire in a democracy really makes things go very well. and maya rudolph does a good job of making fun of kamala harris. i don't think i watched that. i thought she was being they were being very gentle. well, this past weekend, yes. but the last but two weekends before they weren't. what does that tell you? they got a talking to from the higher ups b b probably. yeah, they probably did. yeah, they probably did. guy why do you think that they are being extraordinarily careful. because they don't want to be. trump wins. they don't want
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somebody to go up and go see you helped trump win by making by normalizing him. well they had him host it right when he ran in 16. and they were like self-flagellating for years for doing that. i actually think our own brett bayer could do better than alec baldwin personally. yeah, he's funny right. and alec is, i think, a little too old to play brett. in any case, i like i like maya rudolph. i think that some of her affect with kamala isn't bad. the problem, i think, is the portrayal of her being sort of like this breezy, cool woman who's always being failed by other people around her like that is not kamala's problem. no, kamala's problem is not the people all around her. the problem is in that seat, and they are not willing to quite skewer her the way they absolutely should. it would be much funnier if they wanted to be. you put the nail on the head. is that how you say it? hit the nail on the head? what do i care that would ever carpenter now? yeah, i'm no carpenter. leave that to leave
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that to jesus. the greatest carpenter there ever was. next to karen. and if you disagree with me, you're at the wrong rally. oh, yeah? got the catholic vote there. kennedy. what guy said is true whenever they do. like they did this with hillary as well when they had in 2016. it's the problem with the people around her. so when they do skits, she's mainly the sensible reactor to everybody else being silly or stupid. yes, they want her to be selina and veep where everyone else is incompetent. and you know, selina manages to save the day in spite of the idiots around her. and you know, guy is absolutely right. it's her. and brett baer is my best friend. he doesn't. he doesn't know it. and i don't know his number. and he's never he's never publicly or privately acknowledged it, but i actually i might sue saturday night live. are you? i was just
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curious. are you the one that's been driving by his house at night and sometimes during the day? yeah. by the way, it's. do you think he watches? it's our own, brett. our own, our own brett. why'd you block me on facebook? brad? brad, i just i just want to comment on your posts. why is there always security outside the makeup room when you come to new york? i cannot wait for the special dateline episode. you know, happily, kennedy murdering brett baer. yes, our own, our own very own kennedy murdering our very own brett baer. using a knife borrowed by our very own peter doocy. it was a recipe for murder. just tried to put the nail in his head. nbc would be so happy to do that story. to. them. it was the it was the. it was the wrong bear to poke. fox. fox
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like hot chicks and ugly chicks. you can't say ugly chicks in a study. homely. i don't know what you would even say in real trouble. and i'm scouring the internet constantly for red flags about women. not to date. so. i'm still waiting, greg. yeah. keep waiting, my friend. kennedy. is this accurate? accurate. accurate. accurate. i don't even know what that word was. oh, this. this study was funded and it was propagated by ordinary looking men. yes. and they're like, oh, men are the best. but i want to add to dana's list. do you want someone with intelligence, humor and someone who's hung like arnold palmer? obviously, yes. half iced tea, half lemonade. that's not what they mean. loftus. oh my goodness, i had it wrong. this this study was was just mean. yes. right. don't don't don't go with for a hot guy. don't go for an ugly
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