continued advantages, strong system we have, the system of free-market capitalism that has produced this extraordinary success to the united states, rather than on both sides suggesting we lose this election it is the end of the country, it is a ridiculous argument. won't be the end of the country. one candidate may be better than the other but both parties should look at how they can take advantage of this opportunity. >> sandra: a healthy discussion at folks all over the country should be and many are having. gerry, thank you very much, always good to have you. all right, thanks to all of you for joining us. neil is back tomorrow. virginia republican governor glenn youngkin will be joining him as his guest. "your world" 4:00 p.m. eastern. catch me and john roberts for "america reports" weekdays at 1:00 p.m. eastern time. that does it for us. "the five" starts right now. musical musical musical musical

>> judge jeanine: hello, everyone. judge jeanine pirro along with harold ford jr., jesse watters, dana perino, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ two weeks to go and for kamala harris is all tuckered o. the candidate who likes to taunt trump as exhausted is taking a day off from the campaign trail to prep for some pretaped interviews with nbc and telemundo. and that is not the only sign that kamala is running on fumes. the vice president was trotting out tired old attack lines about president trump being the old threat to democracy, even though voters simply aren't buying it. >> donald trump is an unserious man. but the consequences of him being president of the united states are brutally serious.

there are things that he says will be the subject of skits and laughter and jokes. but words have meaning. coming from someone who aspires to stand behind the seal of the president of the united states. >> judge jeanine: kamala also apparently can't take the heat. check out this moment when her town hall moderator maria shriver flat out admits that harris will only take free preselected questions. >> sit back, be comfortable. >> are we going to be able to ask her questions? >> you are not, unfortunately, we have some predetermined questions that hopefully i will be able to ask some of the questions that might be in your head. i hope so. >> judge jeanine: and while kamala takes a break, hard-charging donald trump is making a mad dash to the finish line with appearances into separate states, holding a rally

later tonight in battleground north carolina, and earlier he held a roundtable with latino leaders in miami, where he took a shot at harris' lackluster schedule. >> i was going to hit her really hard on the trail today but now i don't have to because she's off. she's off. i can't get over it. who the hell takes off when you have 14 days left? she will take a couple more days off, you know why? she is lazy as hell. >> judge jeanine: okay, jesse. i mean, two weeks left until the election. she is taking a day off, and she had the unmitigated gall to say on friday that donald trump is exhausted and three days later she is taking a day off. >> she needs a day off to prep for the interview because she didn't prep and she got smoked. her team had to throw in the towel. now she has staged q and a's, stage town halls, everyone is trying to help kamala and trump is trying to help you, the

voter. that is the difference. she is not taken seriously, her saying trump is not a serious person, obama doesn't take her seriously. obama didn't want her. obama wanted an open primary. the other coup leader nancy pelosi doesn't take her seriously. she wanted josh shapiro. so kamala is the least serious candidate out there. she is known for laughing and not making any sense. and she talks about world leaders who she met, fine. trump has met them all, and they are taking him very seriously. all of these world leaders are now scrambling to prepare for trump second term. there is plants closing in mexico preparing for the tar tariffs. the e.u. is already gearing up for a peace summit over ukraine. trump spoke to "the wall street journal" editorial page the other day and said, well, china is not going to go into taiwan because i'm going to hit xi with a 200% tariff and xi would never go in because he knows i am effing

crazy. and that counts for a lot. >> judge jeanine: you know, dana, they are not even hiding it anymore. maria shriver actually comes out and says you are not going to be able to ask a question, unfortunately, we have predetermined questions. hopefully i'll be able to ask some of the questions that might be in your head? >> dana: yes, and these are the same group complaining that trump mcdonald's event was a stage campaign event. like okay, come on. something has happened in the last two days. this has a taste of 2016 to me. i heard today that the kamala harris people are floating and preparing the misogyny argument for if she loses. if it's anecdotal. being off the trail, the last two weeks to go, and your closing argument, which was about we are not going back, so exciting, this joy, now they are back to old reliable because he is dangerous and a problem former democracy. the polling says that is not working. she is not talking about the economy and now he has stolen all of the joy and is having a

good time. when you start looking at some of these early vote returns, republicans are eating into the democrats early vote returns. that doesn't mean that there are more republican voters than democratic votes in the end because that just might mean that republicans decided to vote earlier than they would have on election day so caution there, but if you are looking at momentum into his winning, at the moment it does feel like trump is, and i'll add one other thing. there was a reporter yesterday, i can't remember the name, from "politico," and they had one story that said trump won the day -- this was the headline, showed his trademark capacity to entertain and drive headlines on the campaign trail. say that all the time. this reporter from "politico" got hammered i the left, all the obama brose, all of the people from the campaign -- it reminded me of when joe biden used to send out memos demanding more negative coverage about donald trump. and to me it just has this feel of if you are winning, you kind of feel like it and you have the

wind at your back. seems like to me she is in this hard slog and can't figure out what works. >> judge jeanine: you know, there is some sound from ian sans, maybe you can hear, and then i will get back to you, harold. >> i will take any questions. >> "the new york times." reuters. >> judge jeanine: she says she is ready for questions and ian sam's dictates who she is taking the question from. he is even deciding who gets to ask the question, not her. >> harold: good to be with you, hope you had a good weekend. i watch this and listen to president trump and one thing i do agree with him on with what he was saying a little earlier is i do hope that the campaign, you can't take a day off between now and the next two weeks, can't take a down day, got to be on the road, three or four events a day and try to get two or three states, seven states, six states that matter at the end, and i think voters want to see the candidates out on both

sides. very much a great american tradition. two, this is how candidates close. you can say you don't think the close that vice president harris is offering is one that is effective, and maybe it's not. she thinks it is. i think she looks at how she got in this race several weeks ago. and remember before she got in the race, president biden in head-to-head against president trump was losing outside of the margin of error in every battleground state, so she is close. and i think to dana's point there is a back-and-forth here. i think the mcdonald's, some of the commentary around the table the last few days, i thought that was a brilliant move on the part of president trump. it counters and advances -- counters some things said about him and advances some things he would like voters to believe about him in his final days. but i don't think there is anything curious or wrong or for that matter surprising about the fact that vice president harris is saying to the country -- because i think a lot of people, some of the polling data, even supporters of president trump,

have set i'm not sure that i want to see an undisciplined trump over the next four years and some people who are fine with it and that is fine, i don't think it is problematic, or thought of as strange, that she is trying to point out, do you want four more years of the kinds of things you hear from president trump? even though you may like some of his policies or some of the outcomes, do we want to have the tweets and have the social media and have the kind of name-calling? some people may say i don't mind that. but for her to point that out, i think for her not to pointed out would be malpractice on her part. and we will have to see if this is what is most effective here at the end and if it is not, president trouble be elected, but if it is, she will be elected herself. >> judge jeanine: greg, do you agree she needs to take a day off to study to tell the american people or ask them, do you want four more years of donald trump? she hasn't figured that one out yet? >> greg: first off, judge, your hair looks amazing. [laughter] let's be honest. it looks amazing. >> jesse: so smart.

>> greg: it's true. liz cheney, she looks like a sad show dog. >> judge jeanine: oh, want to talk about her? let's. >> greg: looked absolutely miserable. was hoping to have her dad's heart at that point. kamala can't speak off-the-cuff, can't even speak on the cuff. 80 stapled notecards to her cuff, she'd still be a flurry of poetry magnets. she's terrible. she had the edge of being there with maria shriver, they both have a lot in common, a shared hatred of nannies. [laughter] arnold's nanny wasn't even a looker. but he had the baby. and now joseph is a successful fitness model on the cover of men's health, who also appeared on "dancing with the stars." but you would never know that if he wasn't born, one of those weird things we don't talk about. there is a conflict going on between the stigmatize or and the normalizer. the stigmatizing always increases, a threat to democracy, like hitler, which we saw this week even though he was

almost murdered because of that three months ago. as it's becoming socially cheaper to vote for trump, that's the normalization, you are going to see more and more stigmatize asian. admitting you voted for trump four years ago could have been deadly. but because of notable people like mosk and tulsi in rfk, the message to everyone else is the coast is getting clearer, the cost is getting lower. and as that cost to endorse trump gets cheaper and cheaper and cheaper, you are going to see the stigmatizing force get more and more intense. now you look at her endorsements. lizzo, stevie wonder, ben stiller, it doesn't move the needle at all because there was no social stigma attached to her in the first place, so it comes off as predictable, lame, and cowardly. so i don't know we are going to go with this except to end on a positive note, that judge, your

hair looks great. [laughter] >> judge jeanine: thank you. i'm waiting for the next because i know it is coming. anyway, coming up, kamala is in deep blue trouble. blue wall democrat senators are throwing her under the bus and running towards donald trump. ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ >> jesse: the kamala brand is turning toxic. battleground democrats who are locked in tight senate races just chucking harris under the bus and bragging about their ties to former president trump. check out these ads they have been running. >> to protect fracking and sided with trump to end nafta and put tariffs on china. >> tammy baldwin got president trump to sign her made in america bill and then she got president biden to make it worth it. >> wrote a law signed by president trump forcing companies to show their actual prices. >> jesse: adding more insult to injury for kamala sputtering campaign her staffers are freaking out over michigan and that the blue wall is cracking. they are also seeing a sign that north carolina is slipping. but have no fear, harold, the

democrats' human magic 8-ball himself james carville thinks kamala has it in the bag. >> i think that harris is going to win. let me just say that out front. i'm doubling down on that. could be wrong. >> jesse: could be wrong. judge jeanine, when you see these democrats in these competitive states cozy up to trump like that, what does that tell you? >> judge jeanine: well, it tells me that their internal polling tells them a couple of things. number one that trump is strong in their states and number two that they are going to stay away from kamala. now the amazing thing is these three governors, you are talking about wisconsin, pennsylvania, michigan, tammy baldwin, bob casey, and slotkin -- they are not all governors, senators in there -- they actually voted to impeach trump. yet right now they are seeing how the weight is going toward trump. it is that much more damning,

not only embracing trump, she could have said, slotkin could have said i drafted a law, a bill that was signed into law, but she added by president trump. she's ramping herself around trump, siding with president trump, tammy baldwin says. so what you have is this blue wall disintegrating and then when they sit down, the three governors, like shapiro, and martha raddatz said why are they doing this? what is happening to the blue wall? they are all saying people are craving leaders. this is shapiro, pennsylvania, leaders who know how to get stuff done. and i can't help but think, you know, the hurricane helped trump. he went there. didn't cause a commotion. he is raising money for the people in north carolina. he is going to carry north carolina. >> jesse: you know how much i love anecdotal evidence, dana. you don't even need to look at the polls, tells you something. >> dana: you mean the ads? i don't think that's anecdotal. that's obvious.

that's just a fact. they have a problem and they are trying to fix it. the real problem that they have, trump is either an unstable threat to democracy or he is somebody that the independents can work with. it can't be both. so you can't have a closing argument that confuses people, to the extent that there are undecideds left, going to make up their minds going in, that doesn't give them something to work with, plus they say they don't really know him enough. then you have some democrats now who are saying they have buyer's remorse and kamala harris because you had a week in scranton joe, but dangerous california liberal worst? maybe they didn't have a choice. i think nancy pelosi would say they didn't have a choice. they would have loved to have a mini primary, that didn't work out. the fact have buyer's remorse 14 days before an election is not good. >> jesse: not good. greg? >> greg: yes.

[laughs] >> jesse: these allocations will say and do anything at the last second to stay alive. >> greg: the only thing kamala has in the bag is a bottle of pinot grigio. that's all i'm going to say. last week on my show, we did a story on a drug that makes the skin of mice transparent. why? why would you do that? because that way you can see what's wrong with the body without having to cut it open. and that is progress. it's called transparency. why don't we have that mentality here? if we had that mentality in the election system, make it transparent, then we don't have to cut it open after the election. the race is over, but the integrity of the election is still in question. i'm extremely confused by the polls, right, they say everybody says look at these pools but the internal polls are different and it's like okay, if the internal polls are better why don't we look at the internal polls,

it's like a doctor giving you a diagnosis and then a different one for the hospital. why is he doing that? so he can get you on an experimental drug that has not been tested and now i can't cross my legs for a month? that is wrong. but i think there is a huge -- has been a huge new demand placed on the voter in terms of vigilance about the election, but it's also we have to be extra vigilant about public transportation, our streets at night, what your kids are being taught in schools. you have to be vigilant about who is coming into your country, what you are being fed, what drugs you are using, legal or otherwise. i think we are exhausted by the constant vigilance. there is an opportunity cost there that you have to pay attention to everything, and i think that maybe kamala looks exhausted, but we are exhausted. we are tired of having to continue to watch out for everything. >> jesse: we pay taxes so they watch out --

harold ford jr., bring it home. >> harold: john adams a long time ago, a very contested race, congress to be decided. the guy who ultimately influenced congress on how should be decided was the great play some and people went to see called hamilton, who didn't like either of the candidates but eventually sided with jefferson. we have a history in the country of close elections. we have a history of people wanting to hear more, to your point, greg, transparency and issues. back then people wanted to make sure we stayed away from the king and didn't create a king in our own country. we have consistency around that today. this is not a knock at present trump at all, just how we want our country run, we'd want big government or government that is overbearing which leads me to the point i like when candidates in the race show bipartisan and talked about perhaps the possibility of healing, perhaps the possibility of a functioning government. alisa slotkin is ahead in

michigan. probably going to win that race and is saying that voters, if you elect me, i can work with donald trump or kamala harris. i think tammy baldwin and so many ways is doing the same thing. finally, trade, china, energy production, targeted tax cuts, i think they're going to be limited things democrats and republicans can work on together, and i hear in those ads that those candidates who are in tough tough races are saying to voters, democrat, republican alike, if i'm fortunate and privileged to be elected again, this is what i'm going to do, as an american i got to tell you i like that. >> judge jeanine: transaction. >> harold: nothing wrong with that, it is called government working. not money changing hands. >> jesse: we can all agree that "hamilton" was overrated. coming up, donald trump making his closing message as he hammers away at the many failures of kamala harris. ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ >> greg: trump delivering the classic closing message that tells you everything about the crap tornado that was the past three and a half years. >> are you better off now than you were four years ago? i don't think so. i don't think so. not even close. that's a big question. think about that, right, we have to get out and vote. i'm here today with a message of hope for all americans. with your vote in this election, i will end inflation, i will stop the invasion, and i will bring back the american dream. >> greg: and a trump aspires to bring back the american dream of owning a big house with a fenced yard in the burbs, though white house argues why not scale back and settle for a condo or townhome?

the brits, the guardian, are you better off than four years ago? why u.s. voters should but can't say yes. it basically tells americans that they should feel good about the economy, but then in the last paragraph they admit that inflation is real and americans don't like it. "despite everything, the latest outs from the bookies suggest trump may exploit unhappiness about the state of the economy and win on november 5th." jesse. i love how british papers are telling americans how they should be better off just because they are happy with decline. they are declining empire. we should embrace decline, too. sorry, we didn't just settle with benny hill. >> jesse: as the person with the most humility at the table, i just want to offer -- offer my brethren just a little self-reflection, okay? just because the american dream is having a better life than your parents doesn't mean we should all live with our

parents. we have high expectations in this country. we have big dreams in this country. donald trump is the american dream. he is running on the american dream. good luck running against that. this is like jimmy carter. you know, energy prices are high, it's cold, you can't heat your house, put on ice letter. no, we are not going lower expectations. i love how disciplined he is. can you believe what he says here? he said end inflation, stop the invasion, i'm going to return the american dream. now can he stick to that message? or can he say i'm going to eat the dogs? i don't know, but if he can please stick to that message -- >> harold: i'll take the under. >> jesse: he's going to win. >> greg: dana, i love how "the guardian" called the inflation reduction act a game changer, i don't know if you read that part. offering generous subsidies to cleantech. but even biden doesn't say that, he says it is a climate bill.

why should we be listening -- >> dana: they tried to hide that. you and i both live there and pay attention to what is going on. >> greg: everything is small there, flats or small, food is terrible. >> dana: everything is small. it's not like that at all. okay. >> greg: disgusting. >> dana: the national health service, they are so proud of it and it is a disgrace. the amount of time that you have to wait to get an appointment with a specialist could lead to somebody dying, like my late mother-in-law. you talked about how we don't want to have to worry about government so much. i remember in the debate last september when it was the republican primary, one of the statistics we had was how many people were upset that they were losing sleep, worried about the fact that they couldn't pay their bills. and nobody wants to lose sleep because the government is causing inflation. who else understands that they are causing inflation? apparently tim walz. when he was on with jon stewart

he said, when they say they are worried about the economy, believe them. you can't tell them well, inflation is down, interest rates are coming down, that's exactly what the white house, biden, harris, and karine jean-pierre have been saying for years, so now they're trying to figure it out. if kamala harris wins this -- if -- one of the reasons will be because she cannot explain what an opportunity economy is. he can't explain the american dream. president trump is able to get out there and even if he feels like well he got a head start in life or maybe he doesn't want to give the highest minimum wage to the people working at mcdonald's, that is not what people are feeling. they are thinking he is going to give me a chance to get sleep at night, from a national security perspective, from a price perspective, and get the government to do what it needs to do so i can go about my life and not have to worry about it so much. >> greg: amen. you know, judge, i love how these democrats like harold will paint this job creation without mentioning its after covid, and then when you bring up the

inflation numbers, they blame that on covid. >> judge jeanine: pretty crazy. >> greg: it's insane. >> judge jeanine: not only that, the added 800,000 jobs that they really didn't add. even the head of which agency, she said she didn't know about it -- yeah, anyway, the majority of americans i think in the and just feel they are worse off than they were four years a ago. 79% of americans believe this country is going in the wrong direction. and so the american dream is less and less a possibility for so many young people. number one, people are not selling their homes. and number two, you can't get a mortgage because the interest rates are so high, even though they are coming down. but what i thought was most fascinating about all this is that you've got black rock, state street, and vanguard, they are looking to buy all of the single family homes in this country. that trio owned 89% of

standards, and they decided they are going to buy every single family home in america, and they are not going to sell them, they are going to rent them, so that complicates it even more where you are not going to be able to own a home. the whole thing is, i think, it is unnecessary, if we get donald trump, if we get rfk jr.t those issues, i think people will feel more of a chance to sleep at night as opposed to being stressed out. >> greg: harold come in the green room you said the american dream is overrated. i got mine, who gives a f about everything else. i was shocked, too. glad i got it on tape on my phone. >> harold: i don't know who that guy is. let me be clear, we live in the greatest country in the world. last year alone we produce more energy, scientists, engineers, millionaires, billionaires, we gave more as a country to the things that we care about, charity, we laugh more, if you

look at all of the social media things, ourselves and our friends, we have more tools than any generation of americans have ever had to try to cure things and build things and fix things in the country, not to mention the technological and health breakthroughs we have made in the country, and we still have our challenges. our founders made it very clear our purpose as americans, central component of purposes always be to try and make our union better and more perfect. that is what we should all strive to do. even president trump is a great example of how successful this country is from real estate to media to crypto, here he is now selling gold tennis shoes, this is an unbelievable country that we live in where you can do these things and run for president. a black woman born as a slave, formed fedex, c+ on a paper of yale and went on to start a company. de we have problems? you better believe, got two economies, make it where everybody can participate in the economy and society, never give up on the country and i hope president trump, i don't think he is, but i think some of the language can be a little

dark and dystopian at times and i hope that kamala harris as she finishes these last two weeks be positive, get back to the joy and that every american -- >> jesse: harold is running. i can hear it. >> greg: yes. all right. well ahead, aoc is getting extra salty at donald trump for manning the fry station. ♪ ♪ customize and save with liberty mutual. customize and sa— (balloon doug pops & deflates) and then i wake up. is limu with you in all your dreams? oh, yeah. only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty, liberty, liberty, liberty. ♪

♪ ♪ >> dana: that's a good song, come on. all right, democrats still make furious over the side of donald trump working a fryer at mickey d's over the weekend and now mcdonald's corporate is inviting kamala harris and tim walz to visit one of their restaurants but some somebody better get aoc in the democrats a happy meal because she is supersized mad over donal donald trump's trip.

>> you've got donald trump putting on a little mcdonald's costume because he thinks that's what people do. they are not trying to empathize with us. they are making fun of us. they are making fun of us. donald trump thinks that people who work at mcdonald's are a joke. when that camera turns on and they turn around and go into their car, they are laughing at us. >> dana: i just feel like they a couple of different levels. one is that as we have been pointing out for three days -- and look, this campaign has so many communications lessons in it. you want to take a bad story for yourself and turn into a four day story, be my guest because that is exact a what you are doing by continuing this. he genuinely likes mcdonald's. this is not a secret. >> jesse: dana, he likes the people at mcdonald's more than he likes mike pence. these people serve him breakfast, lunch, and dinner. he adores them. they are like right next to his

mother. i've never seen anybody like mcdonald's more than donald trump. he is there pretty much every day, and you see when he goes into these restaurants, it doesn't have to be mcdonald's, was at the chick-fil-a he was at? it was like people were attacking him with love and just embracing him with love. and it's a beautiful thing to see. someone much smarter than i said this today, the outrage you are seeing from the media is inversely proportional to how effective this was because this was so effective, 48 hours, they are still talking about it and nothing is stopping kamala from doing this, as well. >> dana: yeah, harold, she is kind of trapped. mcdonald's issues an invitation periods and now she is between a rock and a hard place. if she goes, she looks like a copycat but if she doesn't she is letting trump have this iconic american brand all to himself. >> harold: you go. first of all, had a quarter pounder with cheese and fries

and diet coke last night -- >> judge jeanine: you did? >> harold: i said to my democrat friends when he did this and the pictures from it, wow. this won the day for him, and to win the day back you have to go do something that is more than effective. dana, you are right, you don't take a story that is effective for your opponent and continue to draw attention to it. i just said the congressman from new york made the comments, i don't think that anybody is laughing at anybody. with anybody is laughing right now in the political class, people laughing at my party for not countering this effec effectively. i hope the vice president has an advantage over president trump on it comes to the story, she asked they worked at mcdonald's come ought to go back there and talk about that. >> dana: do you think she worked at mcdonald's? >> harold: i don't have any reason to believe that she didn't, she said she did -- >> greg: she lies, there is a reason. >> harold: i don't believe so. >> dana: a comment, you can mention this or not, judge, there are two big issues at the franchise owners are worried

about, the proactive and joint employer issue and trump was on their side and kamala harris was against them. i'm just pointing out the economic opportunity, if you want an opportunity economy, one of the ways to do that is to get into franchises. trump is saying i'm all for it. >> judge jeanine: because trump is a businessman and because trump can relate to ordinary people. trump wants to think and does think about how americans can do better. and aoc doesn't know what the hell she is talking about, she doesn't know what he is like with real people behind the scenes and what he is like with people who work in restaurants. so just ignore her. but there is, you are right, harold, there is nothing stopping kamala from doing this, as well. the only thing is, i'll bet that if she did this she wouldn't know how to work the friar any better than walz knew how to load his own shotgun to go pheasant hunting. on this issue of did she really work at mcdonald's, i got to tell you, why does she get away with saying that.

everything trump says is fact-checked from the beginning of the day to the end of the day. "new york times," "washington post," "usa today," all of them reached out to mcdonald's to try to get an answer as to whether or not she ever worked there. no one has told us that she worked there. no one can give us any information. richard said here yesterday and said someone said that they worked with her. i looked that up everywhere. i did not find that. i don't know that to be the case. and it's consistent with the serial lies that she has made throughout her career as both a senator and as a vice president. we cannot afford to have her as the president. >> dana: what would you like to say about all of this, greg? >> greg: it's interesting. people forgetting the floyd riots she tried to bail out the hamburger. they were wrong. this stunt did offer multiple bites of the big mac. as long as the media fretted humorlessly about it it only

became more entertainment. i got like six segments out of this peer you didn't get a troll of harris, you got a troll of the media, which is always more fun. they couldn't let it slide. this truly could have been fast food but trump was able to turn it into a seven course meal because you just go back to it, it's fun. the bottom line, can't be hitler and do that. so the voters see how much they relied too when they see stuff like this. it's like finding out darth vader is your dad. it's more like terminator 2, where arnold returns to save the day from the new and improved t1000 played by the great robert patrick. now we are back to schwarzenegger, nanny, good that they kept the kid. [laughter] >> dana: bring it full-circle. i will bring it full-circle a little bit more before we go. ian sams works for the harris campaign -- >> greg: bald chap. >> dana: doesn't have hair and the guy who was tell her who to call on at the press conference has hair. we all regret the error.

>> greg: i don't. don't regret anything. >> dana: we will get you jesse's to pay guy. ♪ ♪

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>> harold: welcome back. the election is now ruining fall weddings. couples with november nuptials are pushing booze bands to get this to avoid political brawls and also know politics signs around, hoping to keep everybody in check. judge, if we were to get married again, if you were to get married again -- [laughter] that's the next segment. if you were to get married again, would you have to put one of these things up because your friends -- >> judge jeanine: i would absolutely not do that. they are doing it to save money. that's an excuse. if people are going to fight about politics, they're going to deck each other with or without a drink. i think the whole thing is ridiculous. you are worried about your guests, don't invite them if you think their pugilist's. >> dana: dp, is this something people should be doing, banning booze? >> dana: if you're getting married in election year in november, eloped. it's annoying. we have so much to do. >> harold: prime time -- >> jesse: dana isn't coming, by the way.

>> harold: with or without booze? >> jesse: if emma and i were to get married this october, i would have to have no booze because my mother after a martini, there were a few members of the trump family there and no amount of secret service could protect those people from my mother after a drink. >> harold: she feels very strongly about her politics. >> jesse: too much. >> harold: exclamation point, is a something, i know you think about these things deeply. >> greg: i do, harold, thank you for noticing that. sometimes i don't think you understand the amount of reparation are put in this show. it hurts my feelings and i will go home and be what is up with harold come he's not calling me as much as he used two, perhaps he is better more interesting friends. that could be it. what was the question? >> harold: booze bans. >> greg: i'm never been at a dry wedding. i think it and reduces the likelihood of banging the bridesmaid. >> jesse: or the groomsmen. >> greg: the groomsmen. >> jesse: all of them. >> greg: at once. >> harold: we are going to ban

booze on our show after this. "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪

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>> judge jeanine: it's time now for "one more thing." and dana goes first. >> dana: i almost said it's time for "one more thing." i would have been wrong. thousands pickups came dressed for halloween saturday. that dog costume look as little 2 proximate result reno on politics with ari fleischer.

>> greg: tonight great show. kat timpf, joey devito. tyrus, 10:00 p.m. let's do this. in your face, harold. [ laughter ] >> greg: it's an in your face goat. the greatest of all time. an okeechobee, florida. the greatest of all time. harold, the goat. keeps getting his head stuck in the fence. trying to eat grass on the other side. i guess the grass is always greener for old harold, the goat. and then they got to come over and get his head out. kind of like you on the show. always getting your head stuck in things where it don't belong. [ laughter ] it's always good want the grass on the other side, harold. it keeps you fresh. jean genial my turn. how about this for a super hero? check out the supermarket superman in las vegas. he glides around the supermarket with his legs in the air and his

hands on the shopping cart. inflation has literally knocked him off his feet. can you guess how he does that? >> greg: flatulence. >> jesse: dangling. being held by a small wire. >> judge jeanine: no no wire. >> jesse: can't see like old tv shows. >> stop. the answer is no. all right. harold? >> harold: thank you, guys. nypd, i love it when he get stories like this. woman and husband got stuck on the bridge in traffic. she was in labor. the police escorted her to new york presbyterian, she got there 20 minutes later she had a baby boy named royce. thanks to nypd and congratulations to that family. >> judge jeanine: jesse want to go? >> jesse: "jesse watters primetime" 8:00 eastern. check it out. >> greg: eastern, hey? >> judge jeanine: that's it for us tonight. >> bret: judge, thanks for having me harold is