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all right, all right. okay, okay. you can come over later. happy tuesday everyone. so it appears that donald trump will reportedly make his debut on joe rogan this week. in response, kamala will appeal to her base by appearing on love after lockup. first lady jill biden said that joe dropping out of the race was the right call. also the right call, the one she made to one 800 chairlift. the mcdonald's corporation says it doesn't

have any evidence of kamala ever working there, though there are rumors of her sleeping with mayor mccheese girls got to do what she's got to do. following trump's visit, the company says it also invited kamala and tim waltz to their restaurants. the only stipulation is that waltz not be allowed within 500ft of the play. place. i don't know why. oh, thank you haha. a cnn investigation reports how political campaigns are exploiting elderly dementia patients to help fund their cause. don't i know it says one man saw that one coming, didn't you? yeah. he didn't. thank yo. former abercrombie and fitch ceo mike jeffries was arrested on criminal sex trafficking charges. he's accused of recruiting young male models for parties. so i guess this

means we're not on for the 25th. he said i would be on the cover of the catalog. kamala harris is facing another plagiarism accusation. apparently, she lifted entire passages from another lawyer for her congressional testimony while she was san francisco da in 2007. when reached for comment, harris replied, if the glove don't fit, you must acquit. i know, oh, stop it. was it worth it? i don't know. so last night kamala held a town hall and it had all the spontaneity of synchronized swimming. i wondered what the audience be able to ask questions. are we going to be able to ask her questions? you're not. unfortunately, we have some predetermined questions, and i hopefully i'll be able to ask some of the questions that might be in your head. i hope so, yeah. sorry, toots. sorry, toots. you're just a prop. and come on, we

didn't even give you a primary. and you think we're going to let you ask unscripted questions? hell, kamala can't even answer scripted questions. we give her a week in advance. so right off the bat, we got the lay of the land. another manicured platform for kamala to blurt out her now legendary word salads. i mean, this broad ought to come to every event with a side of ranch and a bag of croutons still, these things cannot be overlooked. these things cannot be overlooked. and i have said many times publicly, and i'll say it again, in many, many ways, donald trump is an unserious man. yeah, an unserious man. how rich? coming from the candidate who is half indian, half hyena. but it's but it's trump who's the unserious person. you know, the guy that built half the nyc skyline has already been president quite successfully, i might add. a guy who raised a beautiful,

successful family that anybody would be proud of. a man who has literally taken a bullet for a job he didn't even need, a man. a man who are adversaries, admit they respect and even fear. yeah, he's the unserious one. you dizzy. and look at liz cheney sitting there. she looks thrilled. it's like she's thinking, i quit my political party and all i got was this lousy wino. but look, i watched the town hall for only one reason. hoping to hear one more time about the nature of a democracy where i think there's a duality. the nature of a democracy is such that i think there's a duality. on the one hand, there's an incredible strength when our democracy is intact, an incredible strength in what it does to protect the freedoms and rights of its

people. oh, there's great strength in that. and it is very fragile. it is only as strong as our willingness to fight for it. oh, i never get tired of hearing that. and she never gets tired of saying it. you know, i think that there's a duality to the nature of democracy when it's intact. oh, it's so strong, so strong in its nature and it is very fragile. there's a duality to the nature of democracy. on the one hand, incredible strength when it is intact, incredibly strong and incredibly fragile. the nature of democracy, there's a duality to it on the one hand, it's very strong when

a democracy is intact. it is also very fragile. look, kamala, if you're going to recycle old crap, at least dress it up a bit. teresa's idea is always bongos. the nature of a democracy is such that i think there's a duality on the one hand, there's an incredible strength when our democracy is intact, an incredible strength in what it does to protect the freedoms and rights of its people. oh, there's great strength in that. and it is very fragile. it is only as strong as our willingness to fight for it. yep. now, to most people she sounds stupid, but is she really? jim geraghty at national review suggests maybe she isn't. he says the caricature of kamala harris as

a bumbling dunce makes it easy to underestimate her. it's kind of like how you root for jesse watters. despite his glaring incompetence. i mean, look at that. jim also claims that her skill is really getting democrats emotionally invested in her. it's certainly worked with willie brown, but that's more than a joke. it's a fact that getting dems emotionally invested in her means she gets others to do the work she won't do, whether it's willie brown or willie brown, voters see what i did there? i know, but i get what jim's saying. don't just say, wow, she's just a dummy. because even if you're right, no one's going to hear with trump. they overlook his actual deeds and focus on his words. take the latest trump calling democrat leaders the enemy from within. congressman, do you consider adam schiff and nancy pelosi to be the enemy from within? all? trump doubled down on his hitler talking

points about the enemy from within. donald trump repeatedly referred to prominent democrats and others on the left in the united states, american citizens as, quote, the enemy from within, unquote. donald trump has been given opportunity after opportunity to either downplay or clarify his comments about what he called the enemy from within a major party candidate, calling his political opponents, quote, the enemy within all that outrage. even though even though democrats not only said the same thing about enemies within, but they actually acted on it. remember when these a-holes claimed there was extremism within our military? it was big news until the threat was debunked. then the story went away. or what about the scourge of white privilege and systemic racism that labeled a majority of people, again within the country as oppressors and in need of serious reeducation? that gave

us a divided country die and a ton of terrible disney movies. and don't ever forget what they did to anyone during the pandemic who dared to question their bs policies and their lies. so save your outrage. trump calling pelosi and schiff the enemy within is peanuts compared to calling tens of millions of americans the enemy from within hell. you even jailed a bunch of them while letting actual enemies from within murderers, arsonists and rapists go free, which created a new demand on the american public. we now must be diligent all the time when we're on the streets, on public transportation, about what our kids are being taught in school, who's in our restrooms, who's coming into the country. it's a lot of pressure on us, and we're ready to blow. so that's why the town hall had to be orchestrated. you can't have ordinary people asking a phony candidate questions about the last four years. it had to be stage managed just like it was the last four years. because if you knew the truth, then you'd see the enemy within in all its

glory and you toss it out on its lying. let's welcome our guests. he always gets a laugh when he offers his autograph. writer and comedian joe devito. she lost her job after standing up to the covid mob. founder and ceo of xxi athletics jennifer say. her book is selling and her belly is swelling. new york times best selling author and fox news contributor kat timpf. and his back is littered with dead hikers. new york times best selling author, comedian and former nwa world champion tyru. joe, welcome to the show. as always, it's a mediocre pleasure. they complained over the weekend that the mcdonald's visit was staged, and then they come out with this town hall in which the questions are staged.

everything's staged, including her answers, which are months to years old. yeah, well, when you have maria shriver and kamala in a room, the first question should be, how do you keep your husband from impregnating the help? yes, that's. but the mcdonald's, it shows he he beats him on his record. and now he's beating them on the joy and the vibes. yes, because the mcdonald's thing shows how much fun donald trump can be. and i was blown away by the people in the media who they thought it was a scoop to say he wasn't really working. yeah. oh, you really think that in the middle of a campaign where people are shooting guns at him, he didn't go into mcdonald's and fill out an application and get some references and go through training. come on. and it shows that, you know, somehow the guy with the spray tan and the orange hair is more real than the candidate they put forward. and you even look at tim walz

cosplaying what he thinks a regular man is. i'm waiting for him to show up at an event and just bib overalls with a straw hanging out of his mouth like i'm just a dumb knucklehead, like all you morons. why don't you vote for me so they're screwed? they don't realize trump is a master marketer because think about it. in butler, he got shot. a bullet went through his ear. he got tackled by a platoon of secret service. he he jumped back up and in that moment, he yelled, fight, fight, fight! okay, in that moment, he yelled something you can put on merch. yes. speaking of merch, jennifer, i love you. you were the ceo of levi strauss, president, president of levi levi strauss, and then you got canned because you stood up to all the ridiculous covid restrictions about keeping your kids home. you spoke up and you got punished for it, right? yeah, and i apologize. i didn't mean to correct you. i, unlike walls, don't like to claim things that i might have done that i didn't do. so i was

never the ceo. i was the i was the president. but i have lived. i lived in san francisco for 33 years. so i am very familiar with kamala. i don't live there anymore. i live in denver. it takes i don't think she's stupid. i'll just say that right. i think it takes a lot of skill to use so many words to say so little. and i think that i have seen this in corporate america. i worked in corporate america. i have for 35 years. it's a skill. they say nothing so they can be held to nothing. yes. if you just say a bunch of stuff and you wear this costume of seriousness and everybody nods along, like you're saying something serious and important, and clearly now everybody's like believing it. not everybody. half the country is believing it. what can we hold her to, though? nothing, because she hasn't committed to anything. she's talked about her values and the duality. i mean, i wish she'd talk about the duality of sex. yeah, no, that actually is there is a binary there, but she doesn't.

anyway, my favorite part of the thing is when she holds it in her hand and she uses this little voice and it's fragile. it's fragile holding it. it's like she's got a little baby. do they tick? i mean, do they tell her to do that? is that her own improv? i think she i think somebody gave her some advice early on and she's stuck with it. but you're right, she loves it. it's exactly like gavin newsom in california, which is the ability to say nothing and then walk away. it's like their reparations. it's like, oh, we'll we'll look into it. we'll have a commission. it sounds like progress, but it's nothing. yeah. in boardrooms, people do all the time. we're going to stare this down. we're going to take a step back. we're going to look at it really hard, and then we're going to take a step back, and we're going to be really serious about the impacts and the results. and everyone's like, oh yeah, it's the worst cat. welcome back. how was your trip? it was grea. excellent, excellent. so what did you make of this town hall? if you can make anything of it at all? it was pretty much what we expected. but i genuinely i

think it's interesting in general that i think both sides kind of think they have this in the bag. i think anybody who supports trump thinks you have to be an idiot to support kamala, and that kamala is so stupid, but anybody who supports kamala thinks you have to be an idiot to support trump, and trump is stupid. i really do think it's never, ever, ever, ever a good idea to underestimate anybody. anybody, right? no, i agree, i think that that is how you get really disappointed when i think of all the times i've been the most disappointed in my life, and devastated in my life, it all started with the same thought, which is this person could never hurt me. so i think if you really are going to put those, you know, let your walls down completely, like, oh, you, you could be disappointed. i mean, i think we saw that with the debate. right, right. the debate the bar was set as she's not going to be able to form a full sentence. and then once she did, it's like, whoa. yeah. so i think that there is something to be learned from that. so i thought the piece was really interesting. what say you, tyrus? i don't think

she quite understands what duality means. he was throwing her a curve ball. and when you say something's fragile, you don't hold it up high. you bring it in. cat was like. tara was just like to hold my baby. and i was like, yeah, this is so fragile. this is so great. i don't only if we're reenacting the lion king. yes, of course, but even then, two hands. yeah. i this there's no she's auditioning to be the leader of the free world, and she's trying to get just kind of slide by when you have the series. and this is the difference between one side and the other. the other side holds the left, holds the right to the absolute minimum. even a

joke is serious. they hold us to the absolute standard, but they literally will do everything that they're complaining about. she's never had a town hall. she had a town simulation where the predetermined questions she had a one, she had a teleprompter that the cameraman who's probably voting for trump just happened to catch, and they cut it off immediately. and then when some fan who was probably ushered out said, hey, can we ask questions? no, we have. and here's the best part they don't even know how to lie. good for her anymore. the last thing you should ever say is predetermined questions, which means she already has them and the answers right? we already have questions written to ask her today by other fans. sorry, but again, it's those type of behaviors from both of them that kind of make the nanny thing make sense to me. yeah. all right. up next, he kept

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penny stepped in. and i'm just wondering if he is found guilty. how is this going to change male behavior when something's going down? well, unfortunately or fortunately, it probably won't because men like him don't think about those things when they see people in trouble. and you shouldn't. you know. the ones who. the ones who have great cognitive. those are the women. men. just. we tend to react when we see something bad, and rightfully so. if a jury of his peers convicts him, i think you have to really look at the state of new york city and think there is no hope because there's no one who saw that. if you watch even part of the video or talk to any of the. and i hate that. i even have to say this, the women of color who were terrified for their lives, who he was threatened to kill and hurt if any one of them would say, are you? do you

wish he was not there? they would say, thank god he was there. so again, this should not this never should have went to trial. this isn't you know, you want to make it all these other things. it wasn't racially motivated. it was man motivated. he saw people in trouble that couldn't defend himself. and he did. it wasn't just everyone who piled and held on the guy. and then all of a sudden, the ugly thing about this, the race baiters show up. all these professional people that say all the things are wrong. it's if you could watch it in black and white and you couldn't tell the color of anybody in there, no one would have a problem with what he did. he did the right thing. guys who helped him were. yeah, given race there was no the brothers that were helping him weren't saying get off him. yeah. because they knew the situation. because if those men were saying, let him go. let him go, he would have. but they didn't because they were all in danger. they were glad he was there. so again, this should b. jennifer, this writer, kat rosenfeld, came up with a really interesting take on this

that the metoo movement dictated that men who say lewd things at work make passes like that. they need to be punished. rightly so. but there seems to be no standard in a subway where a deranged, dangerous man can do whatever he wants, and somehow he will still be seen as a victim in this metal tube underground. it's not just in a subway, though. that whole metoo moment has is gone because now a man can enter a locker room. yes, and ogle women and just say he's a woman and he is, and you're not allowed to complain, right? you will be kicked out of that gym or that locker room if you do, or if you're like paul scanlon, a swimmer who swam at university of pennsylvania with leah slash, will thomas and had to change in a locker room with him 18 times a week. you will be told if you go to the university that you need to seek counseling her, not him. so the metoo sideways glance, which went way too far, that that is a thing of the past. now all a guy has to do is say

i'm a i'm a girl. he doesn't even have to put on a dress. yes, he makes it so much easier for me. he just self ids, right? you just walk right in and you say, well, i'm a woman and you can ogle whoever you want. cat, you know, your husband is a veteran and a very upstanding, moral dude. if he was on the subway and he saw something go down, he would probably act. i would assume. right. i think he would, honestly. and the crazy thing is, is i don't really know many men like that anymore, though of the guys i've dated, he's literally the only one who i can say that about. the rest would be like, i better get away from her in case something happens in this vicinity. i'm not even joking. everyone's a yeah, and like. i, i remember thinking at the beginning of my pregnancy, which by the way, my pregnancy is my personality. now people are like, don't make your whole personality. i'm like, oh, this thing that affects every moment of my life is my personality. actually, i

was so excited to like, start showing a lot so that people would help me with things. i'm now showing a lot. still not helping me with things. okay, i was on the subway. nobody gave up their seat to me and my back hurts. my hip hurts. i'm at the airport. i have to be like, can someone help me with this bag? so my uterus doesn't fall out my crotch? i have to actually ask that. i'm floored by it. i'm truly floored by it. all this to say, yeah, if somebody was threatening to kill me to my face, i would hope somebody would step in. but i don't, unfortunately, think that this will be the thing. i mean, obviously, i hope i don't think you should get in any trouble, but i don't think that this will be the thing to change anything. i think we are littered and overrun with things. yeah, and that is no hold on. to be fair, that's usually a great thing. not not in this situation. to anybody who is confused, normally that's a wonderful day. it's not the same thing. so interestingly, people plead for you not to get involved. they

do. i just get in the way. and now we're hearing everybody. great points. and now i really feel bad that i asked kat to help me move this weekend. but you give her the lower end of the sofa up the stairs. just help me up the stairs. yeah, yeah, i mean, i have not been in this case. i find that when trouble goes down, usually anyone who's causing problems runs away. when my high pitched female shrieking starts, it's like a siren. this is where i think feminism does not realize that chivalry is an agreement. it's not an obligation. it's not that men are automatically required to do these things and what they've done in a situation like this is like tyra said, there are certain men who instinctively they run towards danger, they go to help. but now there's that moment where they have to think, jeez, if i do that, am i going to go to jail? what's going to happen? and this shows you the problem we have in new york city. in these other cities, you cannot turn the operations of your city over to the most damaged, dysfunctiona,

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trump gaffe. our video of the day comes to us from kamala on the campaign trail. the veep apparently has declared herself the comedy cop and said jokes about skits about trump should essentially be off limits. roll it gertie. there are things that he says that will be the subject of skits and laughter and jokes, but words have meaning coming from someone who aspires to stand behind the seal of the president of the united states. no skits, no laughter, no jokes. what is this, jimmy kimmel? oh, cat, i believe you wrote a new york times best seller called. you can't joke about that. should kamala read your book? yes,

yes, you should send her a cop. yeah. because even if the things that she says about trump were true, that like, even if that people say that he's hitler and stalin and mussolini like all rolled into one, then that would also still mean it was okay to make jokes about it. yeah, so i don't this is what this is really about. you can obviously make jokes about anything, but what this is really about, i think, is that he is more effortlessly, effortlessly likable in a situation like a comedy podcast or working at a drive through or that kind of thing. he just he's effortless in those situations. people are like, o, he just says stuff. people laugh and he does come off as likable, so that i think that can be a little harder for her. yes, definitely. because i noticed jennifer right when i, whenever i play, i played that song. i mean, when i played that song within five seconds, you're laughing of her. yes. yeah. there's no skit necessary. just roll tape. i mean, it's i really can't get through the whole thing. i've only heard, like, the first 30s because it's so horrible. it's

nails on a blackboard, but it is funny. it is funny. she. but yet they can't. it's hard to parody a parody. that is true. yeah. what do you do to make it better? you can't really improve upon it. you just let it roll. yeah. no. you know, joe, you claim to be a comedian. we haven't seen any evidence of this very under wraps. what say you? i'm just trying to imagine trying to explain to her how to tell a knock knock joke and how long she would go off on a tangent about affordable housing, and you would say, no, come back. her values. yeah, kat makes a good point that she does not have a sense of humor. and they're jealous of trump because trump is silly. he's goofy and they don't like that, and they don't understand the difference between them is that she's a babbler. he's a rambler. a rambler. you know what the point was? but you're like, all right, come on, we got it. hurry up. but a babbler, she could talk for two days. and like, i still have no idea what it is you're trying to communicate. i still do not

know to this day what the point is of the hannibal lecter thin. like i never get to the end of the hannibal lecter ramble. i didn't need to know how big arnold palmer's penis was, either, but what the hell? it's kind of a fun, but even he even calls it on the andrew schultz podcast. he called it the weev, where he says that he knows how far to go, but then he weaves it back to his point. and i thought, how funny is that? that he's running against a woman of color and he's the one with the weaves. oh, tyrus, it was good. okay, let him have i. i enjoyed the hell out of it. i think. what, to your point earlier, i think after watching that is the reason why we can't connect. is because she doesn't talk like we do. because she. no look, talks. she she talks like she's got the big monologue at the end of a play. yeah, we his jokes are funny,

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them to implement this technology. when men take to the volleyball court in a women's volleyball competition, that's i think the same could work. yeah. we'll go beep. you have a penis. get the hell off the court! get the hell off the court! you're not fooling anyone. penis should just yell penis like you had a butcher shop. there would be. no, you don't need a check. it's obvious. like they keep saying it would mean that we have to check genitals for it. no you don't. we all know. yeah. so just a buzzer and get them off. joe, do they have a boarding system like this on the bus for me? yeah. i go right to the front of the line. i wear my hat that says vietnam veteran. yeah, that's called the walls technique. i'm glad to see this. i don't like when people cut in front of me, especially since when they announced by tears. and they're like, first

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says anything to him, like, oh, you're pressing me because i don't have a first class ticket. and that's my voiceover. yeah. previous month. get your back there like they they and hopefully the other lands will get back to the point where if you pay for that service, you should get it. there should be a rule. there's a reason why you have people getting on and getting off or whatever, but everyone was scared to do it. so i'm proud of american airlines to stand up and be like, no, right is right. yeah. pat, it almost feels like this situation is where the where the difference in classes always come up. it's like the only place left. have you experienced any kind of like, unusual experiences when you're boarding? when i was boarding, this was very recent. when i fly, i look terrible. i wear sweat like everyone's wearing, like matching sweat suits and doing, like, light makeup for the airport. that ain't me. okay, so i was boarding. what do you look lik? like jeff dunham's character in dumb and dumber. okay. and when

we were getting off the plane, she said, you need to go back to your area. the flight attendant. and i was like, my seat's right here. yeah. and she didn't even care, right? they don't care. you should have said, why don't you go back to your area? like, what's my area? yeah. what is your area? this, this. so i think this is great though. i think. but you know what else drives me nuts? if you're in group nine, why are you standing in front of when i need to go through you? you have time to go get lunch and come back. like, why? why is it so important to you to stand there and block my way? but yeah, it's crazy. i think also a lot of air. yeah, it's it is really, you know, i used to board early when i was younger and it always depended on who was ever fronting the system if they were actually paying. did you pretend you were disabled? yes. okay. i really didn't have to pretend. i didn't have to pretend. the line is like this. hi. yeah, you can just. he pretended he's in there. i pretended like i was looking

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