rides with the russians, right,? rudely interrupting you, it beats hitching rides with the russians like we use to. >> we still do it. on every american spaceship that goes to a space station, there is a russian cosmonaut. there is an american astronaut on board. a joint program, it has to be conducted that way. spacex is certainly a great partner in the space station program, doing very well in the private space program, as well. >> neil: do you regret retiring so soon? >> [laughs] you know, neil, progress always comes too late, right? my friend don is up there now, he's going to turn 70 in the spring, he was my astronaut classmate. i'm going to get to talk with him. a little longer, what are you going to do? >> neil: woulda, coulda, shoulda. mike, thank you very much. here is "the five." ♪ ♪

>> greg: hi, greg gutfeld one of judge jeanine pirro, harold ford jr., jesse watters, and she once went skinny-dipping in a cereal bowl will snap, crackle, and pop. ♪ ♪ 13 days to go in the razor tight race that could go either way as the democrats pop xanax like candy. the latest realclearpolitics average show kamala and trump locked in a dead heat but headline after headline shows one side is freaking the bleep out. harris plans to clinch a narrow win. their ominous signs that kamala harris is blue ball is collapsing, making matters worse for harris, she is talking to the press. harris bumbling her way through two interviews that she took all day to prepare for. >> and there is nobody, no

doubt, talking about pathway to citizenship, that -- >> i am -- >> migrants bring to this country. >> there is no question that migrants bring -- america is a country that was built in part by immigrants. my plans will and americans economy. >> need this issue. >> i'm going out to wisconsin, pennsylvania, and michigan, excuse me, just got in late this morning, actually. >> greg: that's reassuring. kamala also shoveling this load of crap about being capable of the presidency. >> can you say you were honest with the american people about what you saw with president biden? >> it was a bad debate. >> that is the reason why you are here and he is not running for the top of the ticket. >> well, you have to ask him if that is the only reason why.

>> can the american people trust you in these moments come even when it is uncomfortable, to level with americans in that wa? >> i speak with not only sincerity, but with a real first-hand account of watching him do this work. >> greg: wow, that was hard to watch. harold. unlike you. that response to the question about biden's decline and her awareness of it, she says he was capable in every measure, sans giving you three options. is harris stupid? is she lying? or is she drunk? you only get to pick one. >> harold: do i get a default, all of the above? i think she was none of those things. look, good to be back around the table. those questions are ones that are uncomfortable for her. >> greg: but she knows they are coming. >> harold: she does, and she probably should have a clear answer. i think the question about

migrants offering benefits to our country, we are all migrants in this country, could have gone back and talked about that, protect our borders -- >> greg: i'm not. i was born here. sorry. dana, are you a migrant? >> dana: no, not by that definition. >> harold: at some point. my people got brought here by force. >> judge jeanine: colonizer. >> harold: i think what she is trying to do here at the end, it's going to be interesting, we talked about it yesterday, her end and close is character, and she's trying -- that's what she's trying to present with a lot of the former staffers of president trump, who are out making claims about what he was like to work with and work for, and people have an opportunity to hear that and see if it is believable. president trump is out talking about performance and talking about the economy and border security. and i think voters, you know, for those who are undecided, this is kind of the gut check

moment. the clips you showed, greg, are fair clips to show the questions are not being answered as you want. i think it's fair for democrats to talk about republicans that are supporting her, and i think it's fair for her to talk about the things that she doesn't like or had disagreement with with president trump about how he served and even shortly after the election. and over the next 13 days as early voting continues to make records in a lot of these states we are going to get a chance to see who people believe. is it character? is it performance? is a combination? or is it neither of those things? voters or make the determination, the great thing about our country. >> greg: i'm going to put that down as drunk. jesse, harold frames this is character versus performance. but how can she run of this label of character when she is being accused of probably the biggest plagiarism of any politician? this could sink even your ca career. you have seen the latest.

this stuff should be leading every network. >> jesse: they are not going to touch it and they just want to talk about trump. i wouldn't close with character. that's not going to win your election. >> harold: i don't disagree -- >> jesse: like an obsessive stocker. we have now entered stalker territory with her. all she does is talk about trump, looking backwards, focused on tomorrow, talking about kamala harris, wondering about her, she never gives anybody a hint. look at her economic agenda, you look at a menu at a restaurant like, what is this place? nothing looks good. it's all confusing. and then your friends ask you what you had the night before, you are like, don't even remember, was it veal? i just know it was expensive. and then she has the same question every time. did you see anything from joe biden that concerned you? whatever she says, she's going to come off as a liar. if she says she saw something, well, you never told us she saw

something so she is part of the cover-up. and if she says she never saw anything no one believes that because obviously everybody saw that so she is a liar. she is to face on telemundo. a month ago she was at the borders think she is going to get tough and now yes, amnesty for everybody. donald trump is closing with positive vibes. he is doing msg. he did gutfeld. he is and barbershops. he is at football games. he is doing rogan. these are the types of things that break through. she is closing in this kind of sad, traditional way, 60 minutes, the view, bret baier, and those interviews are bombing. traditional interviews. and the energy coming out of those have all been negative. and her surrogates are sticking their foot in their mouth, bill clinton, barack obama, all the democrats in these battleground states are running away from her, towards him, the early enthusiasm, the early vote -- remember republicans were upset, i don't know, they

farmed out all of these ground game operations to outside the campaign. there is huge enthusiasm coming out here. i'm not saying it's over. i mean, i think what was it, 2,000, was it 12, they had superstorm sandy. romney was tied come all of a sudden barack parachutes in with the bomber jacket and the logo and hugs christie, romney looks out of touch and loses the election. anything could happen but trump has momentum. >> greg: unlike the menu at a restaurant. her economic agenda as a menu, one page, would be for only blacks. the other page would be for mexicans. mexican would have family-style, blacks just weed. and some crypto, you can pay with crypto. dana, it seems to me that either she is too lazy or too cocky to come up with an answer for something she knows is coming and you know there is an answer to that question. you are in this business. she says when did you know joe biden wasn't mental decline and why didn't you say anything

about it? you know there is an answer. >> dana: and she knows -- well, there is the truth. and then there is the fact that she can't and won't. part of it is out of loyalty and the other thing is because she can't and won't. they took the entire day off yesterday to prepare for two interviews. and you still end up with headlines like this. i think at this point, no one is coming to save you. you know, no one is going to win this for you. trump isn't even going to win this for you. you yourself, if you are advising her, you say, ma'am, you have to do this yourself. you have to do something. and it's getting late really quickly. she's going to texas tomorrow. anderson why president trump is going to texas, he is doing the joe rogan interview, that seems to make a lot of sense. she is going to texas why? friday, excuse me. it feels like thursday. in my ear, i have my little angel. there are a bunch of really rich people who think that they can

do all this fundraising and get colin allred, the congressman, to beat ted cruz in the senate race and they would love nothing more than to beat ted cruz. the thing is, she is not -- her campaign is not strong enough to say no rich people, i'm not going to spend an entire day inr fantasy of beating ted cruz because it's not going to work. she should be in michigan today. even johnny is in michigan today. >> greg: yes, johnny, yeah. >> jesse: he says michigan looks like trump country. >> greg: tell him to drink the water. judge, do you think kamala is relying on the media for an opposition dumb, we are seeing every day they are going to dump something, somebody said this, they don't actually have tape but somebody said this about somebody else, blah, blah, blah. >> judge jeanine: i think it was ethel kennedy's funeral -- >> greg: it is fl. >> judge jeanine: ethel

kennedy. the lip readers said joe biden said something like i could do better and obama said we still have time. well, you know what, right now there are 13 days left. and harold with all due respect, she may be uncomfortable with certain questions, but the presidency is about kind of rolling with whatever question comes at you. she has already proven to the american people that she is incapable of articulating, number one, how she would be different from joe biden other than to say i'm not joe biden. and she cannot articulate what we also, which is that joe biden is a disaster, and why isn't anybody talking about the 25th amendment now? which i find incredible that this guy is still running the country. she is going to end on a negative note. she's going to end on the hitler note. she's going to end on the threats to democracy note. when in truth she started as

this joy candidate, and it's so bad right now, she's in the darkness, in the sense that the american people, who know they are worse off than they were four years ago, a question she is not able to answer, who knows 79% of them note the country is going in the wrong direction. they can't even get empathy from this woman. they can't even get, you know what, a bill clinton, i feel your pain, we are going to make it better for you, i understand. if all she is closing with, he's hitler, and this guy is creative enough, is smart enough, and malleable enough to go to mcdonald's, i think he got 300 million hits on tiktok, on mcdonald's, i mean, the guy can roll with it. she cannot. that is why people are saying, you know, that she is incapable, at this point, of doing anything that can benefit her, and remember, and i'll end on this, there was the obama people, the

biden people, and the kamala harris people. who was going to run the campaign? they were all fighting about it. i don't know who is running it, but they are basically saying it's like a first time congressional campaign. it's a mess. >> greg: all right. coming up, it's a rap battle nobody asked for. barack obama and eminem teaming up to save kamala. ♪ ♪ your memory is an amazing thing, but sometimes it can start to slow down. but did you know prevagen can help keep your memory sharp? the secret is the powerful ingredient, apoaequorin, originally discovered in jellyfish and found only in prevagen. in a clinical study, prevagen was shown to improve memory in subgroups of individuals who were cognitively normal or mildly impaired. stay sharp and improve your memory with prevagen. prevagen. in stores everywhere without a prescription.

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detroit. and of course the former president couldn't resist turning his stump speech into a rap battle. >> i have done a lot of rallies. so i don't usually get nervous. but i was feeling some kind of way following eminem. [cheers and applause] now i notice a palms sweaty, knees weak. mind spaghetti. i'm nervous but on the surface. >> judge jeanine: before barack awkwardly did that eminem was firing up the crowd with this whopper, that kamala will protect freedom of speech. >> i also think people shouldn't be afraid to express their opinions and i don't think anyone wants an america where people are worried about

retribution for what people will do if you make your opinion known. >> judge jeanine: harold, i will start with you, do your hands get sweaty, your knees get weak when you think about eminem and kamala? >> harold: president trump had kid rock at the republican convention. even bigger fan of eminem's i was happy to see the president try to do that there. look, this is a close, in the first part of my remarks, jesse, you are right, you want to end on something positive here, and i think both of them, the character and performance, both of them ending in a dark way. i think it is important that people look to the future, most important thing you said was how are we going to embrace challenges and overcome challenges and embrace risks and embrace opportunities together. that is what i think the american people want to hear in the last 12-13 days and talk about the best in your campaign, 20% or 30%, remind people what

you think the other person wants to do or the bad things they are going to do, but at the end of the day how are you going to make people's lives better? the fact that president trump doesn't talk about the inflation or border or the fact that she doesn't talk about her plans on the border and how his plans for the economy on tariffs are going to raise prices at mcdonald's, raise the price -- if you're going to be negative, be negative about something impacts people's lives. talk about how you are going to make their lives better. maybe i'm old-fashioned, dana, but i don't remember campaigns like that and i remember people winning and having a mandate for what they're going to do if they got elected. i hope both of these candidates get to that over the next 12-13 days. >> judge jeanine: you know, dana, eminem talks about the fact people shouldn't be afraid of expressing their opinion. you know, do they not remember what happened to us during covid with the lab leak and medication and what about the hunter laptop? >> dana: in particular in covid, tim walz, vice president of candidate, is the one who had a snitch line so that you could call and say oh, jeanine wasn't wearing her mask. and that they could come and knock on your door, oh, she

wasn't wearing her mask. i think that eminem probably has no idea that that is true. and i don't blame him for not knowing. he doesn't need to be all in the weeds on it. but one of the reasons they can't close on a positive way is because she is not giving them the ability to do so. so they all got together at the convention and they lifted her up and they were like okay, here you go, everything is organized for you, everything is positive, everything is great, and then they put her out into the world, and she just sank like a stone. it's because she is not saying here's all the things you can say that i'm going to do. i got these five plans and she could do a wrap of her own and figure it out but they haven't done that so what do they have to fall back on? the comfort zone of a lot of democrats, they don't want trump to win again, if you are a democrat you really don't want it to happen so you really want to talk about that and how bad republicans are because they might put him back in the white house and they don't want to talk about the fact that

jesse's dinner last night was so expensive. >> judge jeanine: share with that with us, jesse? >> jesse: i didn't even pay, as usual. >> judge jeanine: eminem is one thing, but michelle obama is a powerhouse. why are they waiting so long to deploy her? she is not coming out until saturday, i think. >> jesse: she probably didn't want to leave hawaii. i wouldn't want to leave hawaii. i had a mansion like that i would go kicking and screaming, judge. they need her. she probably was like nah, it's okay, they got down on their knees and she said fine, i'll do it. but she's not happy about it. you had two former presidents, rallies, two medical incidents, they stopped both rallies, one danced, one rapped, they call one nazi and the other black jesus. black men are already mad at barack obama after the lecture and now the one time the first

black president raps, it's eminem? come on, man. >> harold: i thought you didn't see color. >> jesse: not a good look. i don't know. he's overshadowing kamala harris. all of these stars, lizzo, bruce, michelle, she doesn't look middle-class. she looks like someone who needs hollywood more than america needs her. and i don't know why he did that. i don't know if he is a white dude for harris, i don't know his business manager said that was a good idea, or they have something on him. but this was an appreciation. because you don't just say call eminem and he is there in 20 minutes. they have probably been working in for a month. they probably promised them something. but i don't know what it was. but i'll tell you what, harold. if someone from detroit is going to the white house next year, i bet it's kid rock, not eminem. >> dana: poet laureate. >> harold: we are invited, too. >> judge jeanine: greg, wrap it up. >> greg: you've got eminem, you've got taylor swift. you can use the pirate ship

analogy again. trump assembled a motley crue with musk and rfk and tulsi. a pirate ship -- when you are joining here as it is pirate ship. you feel like someone is declining and not rebelling. when you get on a pirate ship, there is a sense of danger, and for every person who joins, the cost for the next enlistee goes down because they co, this guy went, maybe i can put out my trump sign because all of these other people say -- but for the harris group, it doesn't work that way, you just see them and it feels kind of sad. like you are there for approval and protection. it's like the trump ship says there she blows and their ship says i think we blow. eminem is the perfect example of

classic tds. it's based on a resentment that has an underlying cause of his own self-loathing. you look at his criticism of trump. he said that trump looked old and exhausted. that applies to eminem. more than the 79-year-old billionaire who just got shot. this is a rapper on the cusp of an aarp subscription. i mean, eminem has aged out on his own identity. trump is just settling into his own. nobody really talks about this, but trump has turned into a positive bench. when he is at mcdonald's, he is like a kid in a candy store except he is an old guy at a fast food restaurant. meanwhile harris has morphed into hillary with hemorrhoids. she gets angrier and angrier, and he has grown into a different type of person. i think a lot of the tds is a resentment about what you could have done and where you are in life. >> jesse: i wrote a book about that. >> greg: did you really?

what's it called? >> judge jeanine: do you want to promote it again? >> jesse: what was that one again? not "how i saved the world." >> judge jeanine: ended up singing or rapping to one of the songs, eminem sent a cease and desist. there you have it. ahead, joe biden doing a last-minute sabotage to kamala's campaign by making a shocking comment about donald trump. ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ >> jesse: bitter joe biden is back and knee capping kamala's core message about how trump enough various threat to democracy by letting the mask slip on the lawfare campaign against him. listen. >> lock him up.

[applause] political lock him up. lock him out. that's what we have to do. >> jesse: but the funniest part about joe's lock him up admission, biden's own crew is treating him like a nursing home escapee. axios' alex thompson got a text from a former biden staffer straight up told him, "we got to lock joe up." dana, how bad is joe biden doing right now? >> dana: here is a bold prediction. i think that is the last time you'll see joe biden until election day. he was in new hampshire. this is a state that they should win handle he. and they had to go up there because the governor's race. harris is only up by two. i believe it is four electoral votes and in a close election like this that's why they sent him up there. the only person they could find. so much for justice being blind, right? i also think on the alex

thompson point i cannot imagine ever talking about my former boss like this. you know what? you are a former staffer, first of all. and you still want to be on the cocktail circuit talking to reporters -- locum alex thompson is very good at what he does, he gets good stuff, but on the very same day you had a biden staffer saying we have to lock joe up, you have kamala harris, the actual nominee now, telling hallie jackson he's fine, perfect, no problem. >> jesse: it's disrespectful, greg, i know how much you hate disrespecting elders. >> greg: it really bothers me. >> jesse: greg, i am 20 years younger. >> greg: not true. >> jesse: 16? >> greg: maybe eight. he was talking about lawfare, wasn't he? that's what they were relying on. there is an old joke, what is the difference between a drunk and a drug addict? a drunk steals your wallet. a drug addict steals your wallet and helps you find it. that's lawfare. they create the panic and then

they offer the solution for it. without telling you that they created and they are the source of the problem. in fact, this is something that the dems in the media do all the time. they will tell people trump is a threat to democracy, and they position themselves as the solution to the threat to democracy. in fact, almost all the problems that the democrats say they are a solution for are the problems that they caused. whether it is inflation, whether it is education, whether it is the border, whether it is crime, they create it and say steel your wallet and say hey, let me help you find it. >> jesse: or your purse, judge. >> greg: well done. >> judge jeanine: you know what, it's amazing how he said the quite part out loud. >> greg: i never heard that line. >> judge jeanine: thanks, i appreciate it. then he doubled down,

politically lock him up. that's what it was. it was a political effort to lock him up. the difference between democrats and republicans. when donald trump was elected, one of the things he said when he was president-elect before he was sworn in on january 20th was that he was not going to pursue charges, whether it was classified documents, all the other stuff, the emails and people were complaining about. he said it wasn't good for the country. but joe biden, he is a guy who is basically saying yeah, and what we are going to do is we are going to lock him up politically and i'll tell you the four points that support that. nathan wade who just appeared before a congressional hearing, house judiciary, said that he was holding long meetings with white house counsel and he even billed the taxpayer in georgia for his meeting with white house counsel. now what did that georgia

prosecution have to do with the white house? secondly, jack smith, the handpicked special counsel not confirmed by the senate, but picked by garland, he and his top lieutenant jay bratt met with the white house officials repeatedly over the months and this is the same eric ga merrick garland to let the statute of limitations passed on joe biden son. fani willis visited the white house, partied with kamala harris in february of 2023. a week later the grand jury recommends charges. and letitia james, on three separate occasions, in april, july, and august of '23, was at the white house, and it has been confirmed by the white house. so all of the telltale signs are there. it was an effort, and it was lawfare to put him in jail. because, you see, donald trump was supposed to be in jail or dead, and we were never supposed

to know how dumb kamala harris was. >> jesse: harold ford jr. >> harold: that was a lot, judge. i don't -- if indeed all of these things are true about kamala harris, you would think that president trump would be way ahead, and if the things that democrats are saying about president trump, the bad things, that he was so bad, that she would be way ahead. again, i think people want to see this campaign and done something positive. two, i think we are having a conversation off air about tariffs. i just think tariffs are bad and i hope they -- she comes back to this at the end and explains why the free market, why it is so, so important -- >> judge jeanine: we don't talk about tariffs. >> harold: i listen to all of the things you guys talk about. the issues, the end of the day, if prices are going up for laptops and cell phones because we put a tariff on chinese-made products, americans should understand that. if president trump at the same time believes that tiktok should be allowed to continue to be owned by the chinese, he should

say that. the american people should have every right to know these things -- >> judge jeanine: why are you saying it and not kamala? >> harold: i agree. i wish my candidate would be positive. the problem we have is we are all arguing at the lowest point in these campaigns when i think it should be at its highest point, and i blame both of them. >> jesse: i blame the cable news industry, this place is a sewer, but we have to go. ahead, who is going to tell him? tim walz, yep, that tim walz, thinks elon musk is funny. ♪ ♪

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so we keep more of our hard-earned money. i'm a proud republican, but this year, i'm voting for kamala harris. ff pac is responsible for the content of this ad. ♪ ♪ >> dana: when they go low, governor tim walz getting his hands dirty during a rally by using some foul language. to describe the way elon musk jumps up and down at events or

president trump. >> look, elon is on that stage, jumping around, skipping like a dip [bleep] on the stage. you know it. that guy, he is literally the richest man in the world, spending millions of dollars to help donald trump buy and election. >> dana: but critics were quick to point at the tim walz, he is no stranger to making wild gestures, and the tesla ceo himself firing back with a clip of his own, saying you are going to lose, tim walz, say the american people from the torture of hearing you speak for four years was worth it. greg, do you remember the phrase -- why would you pick a fight with elon musk? >> greg: got his jazz hands early. i would take him any day. he landed the first rocket, watch the first rocket into space and then caught it.

he is treating neurological diseases with brain chips. he has protected free speech from the woke. he has created the only real electric car in history. pouring tunnels into the earth, and what has walz done? won't even buy groceries for his mother. for his mother, who has to wait for her social security check in order to feed herself. because this cheapskate won't pay for it, his most vaunted, schmidt turn out to be -- 's stone cold creepy, put tampons in every restroom, letting your cities burn, that's pretty bad, communism, visiting your classrooms, that's pretty dushy. >> dana: harold, he said he doesn't know what a venture capitalist is. >> harold: i don't get a lot of people do. >> dana: do you think a governor of a stitch noted

venture capitalist is? >> harold: you would think so. i think elon musk is the most important technologist of a generation or two and whoever wins the presidency i hope musk is willing to be helpful to them because there's nobody thinking more about our future and what it may look like from medicine to space to batteries to cars than him, so i think we're in a potable season but i hope he will do that. hurling these insults back and forth, i would just remind my party we are not running against elon musk. i think those kinds of things may not be the best suited, and certainly if you look at the demographic we want to pull over to our site i'm not sure he's the one to be going after it. >> dana: go-ahead. >> greg: you know the dog breed should sue? you can say the other word -- >> dana: dip shi shih tsu?

judge, go-ahead peered. >> judge jeanine: the belief in the constitution. the ev car, he shared that patented everybody. he wasn't about making sure he would get money off the patent, and what he did in north carolina and what he did when they had the problem in outer space, this guy is a very generous guy, a guy who believes in making things easier for people can't afford it. i just think that this guy, tim walz is just a jerk, he's just a jerk, he's got nothing to add. finally, i think musk is also being targeted by the federal government. >> dana: a lot of business in the federal government. >> harold: he has given a million dollars to people registered to vote, asking if

that is legal. >> judge jeanine: it is legal. and zuckerbuck. >> dana: good call back, judge. jesse? >> jesse: musk jumped like an idiot? that was a stupid move, regrets that, but grown man should never put old arms in the air and jump with both feet at the same time, not going for a rebound or celebrating a game-winning shot. you just have to know yourself better than that. >> dana: do you think he drinks through a straw? >> jesse: i don't know. i don't care. >> dana: i don't know, either. i really don't care. but "the fastest" is up next. i care a lot about that. ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ >> harold: welcome back. here is a shocking, or maybe not so shocking headline. many americans would fail the drivers test if taken today. according to a new study, a quarter of americans would not pass the driver's written exam if they were asked to retake it. judge, you are probably the best driver, most prolific driver at the table, do you think -- >> judge jeanine: i could definitely pass it, yes, as long

as there was no -- >> dana: the written test? >> harold: not the driving, the written test. >> judge jeanine: i could pass. >> dana: i don't know. >> harold: do you have a driver's license? >> dana: i have a driver's license. i drove early in colorado and denver and wyoming. all over dcp i have not driven and the city here. one day, may 20th of 2020. i remember the day. there was nobody on the roads. it was covid. >> harold: are you in the car, exclamation point? >> greg: i cannot say. i will say this. i probably have problems now with long division. but it doesn't matter. that's how we are going to be with this. you are not going to know any of this stuff because you are not even going to be driving anymore. >> dana: the robot -- >> greg: self-driving car. all those dmv -- that stuff is going to be out of business. >> harold: you drive. could you pass the test? >> jesse: i never passed my written test. why, jesse?

because i never took it. so i got there one day and they were like, next class, you are going to have your written, that i never went to my next class, then i came back expecting to make up the written exam. they never made me make it up. >> judge jeanine: jesse -- >> harold: my colonizer! >> greg: that means you are technically, your driver's license is void. >> judge jeanine: jesse, take that back. did look in the camera and say you only said that to make something interesting. >> jesse: no, that's true. >> judge jeanine: double down. >> jesse: that doesn't mean i can't drive. >> judge jeanine: it means you can't have a license. >> jesse: i want to go back to college. >> dana: i would learn so much more. >> jesse: i want to go back to your college. >> dana: really? >> harold: dei, my man. "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪

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♪ cut >> greg: omt, i go first. tale sown than and emily compagno. the fastest talkers in the universe. kat timpf at 10:00. let's do this. "in your face, harold." take a look at this. this is weird. the former butler for king charles believes you should be eating a burger with knife and fork. his name is grant harold. but he is still a former butler. that makes him special. high end clientele, really high and they eat a burger. look at this guy. >> come on. >> greg: he says this is proper burger hburg etiquette. he is more sophisticated and refined than harold ford. >> jesse: harold doesn't eat it

with a knife and fork. >> dana: big congratulations to a good friend of mine, ashley brown. she is winning a great award tonight. she is one of the awardees and honorees of the george h.w. bush point of light awards tonight. she is the founder and ceo of the selfless love foundation which has helped over 400 foster children find loving families. and she really does help a lot of the older foster kids take care of themselves. and that's momma dukes. that is her mother who adopted ashley when she was just a baby. she won the daily points of life for self-less love. check it out congratulations ashley and momma duke. >> greg: selfless love that was my nickname is college. >> jesse: robots taking over. greg has been pushing this agenda for quite some time. now they are playing the cello in orchestra symphony. this is the first time this has ever happened. people are worried that this robot is going to replace actual musicians in the orchestra. something i have been worried

about for quite some time. but this is the future. thanks, greg. tonight "jesse watters primetime" senate candidate shoots a reporter. 8:00 eastern. >> greg: maybe shrapnel. >> jesse: chutes shoots. >> we're going with that n the promo. >> judge jeanine: with a gun? >> jesse: you got to watch. >> greg: judge? >> judge jeanine: okay. it's time for -- >> judge jeanine: okay, are you ready to taste the rainbow. send it down. skittles has done a limited release of their new freeze dried version of the classic skittles candy. skittles popd. hit the store in 2025. what do you think? >> jesse: they are really good. sosour and pop. >> greg: freeze dried skittles, walz balls.

what do you think? >> judge jeanine: delicious. >> greg: speaking of delicious. what have you got there, harold? >> harold: the story with the cello and then this. i mean, robots historic night nba lebron james had an opportunity to play with his son lebrony. first time father and son duo first time father and son played in the game together. only happened because the kid could play and lebron played 22 seasons. one of only 22 players to do it. whatever you think of lebron. so much you do or your daughter got to be a great thing. congratulations to that young man and congratulations to his dad and mom. >> judge jeanine: that is wonderful. >> greg: it is wonderful. congratulations. >> judge jeanine: my daughter is a lawyer. when they do what you do, you love it. can i have some more of that? >> bret: in your face harold is not an every day