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who think they can do this fund-raising and can get the congressman there to beat ted cruz in the senate race. they would love nothing more than to beat ted cruz. the thing is the campaign a strong enough to say no richg to people i won't spend an entire day in texas to chaste on yourcs fantasy beating ted cruz because it's not going to work. she should be in michigan. michigan today.. >> and he says michigan looks like trump country. >> tell him to drink the water. judge do you think harris isyo relying on the media for anly opposition dump which we see every day dumping something. somebody said this they don't t actually have tapeap but someboy said this about somebody else and they had the lip readers

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♪ ♪ >> judge jeanine: kamala is banking on some major star power to get her over the finish line. barack obama teaming up with rapper eminem to headline a get out the vote rally for harris in

detroit. and of course the former president couldn't resist turning his stump speech into a rap battle. >> i have done a lot of rallies. so i don't usually get nervous. but i was feeling some kind of way following eminem. [cheers and applause] now i notice a palms sweaty, knees weak. mind spaghetti. i'm nervous but on the surface. >> judge jeanine: before barack awkwardly did that eminem was firing up the crowd with this whopper, that kamala will protect freedom of speech. >> i also think people shouldn't be afraid to express their opinions and i don't think anyone wants an america where people are worried about

retribution for what people will do if you make your opinion known. >> judge jeanine: harold, i will start with you, do your hands get sweaty, your knees get weak when you think about eminem and kamala? >> harold: president trump had kid rock at the republican convention. even bigger fan of eminem's i was happy to see the president try to do that there. look, this is a close, in the first part of my remarks, jesse, you are right, you want to end on something positive here, and i think both of them, the character and performance, both of them ending in a dark way. i think it is important that people look to the future, most important thing you said was how are we going to embrace challenges and overcome challenges and embrace risks and embrace opportunities together. that is what i think the american people want to hear in the last 12-13 days and talk about the best in your campaign, 20% or 30%, remind people what you think the other person wants

to do or the bad things they are going to do, but at the end of the day how are you going to make people's lives better? the fact that president trump doesn't talk about the inflation or border or the fact that she doesn't talk about her plans on the border and how his plans for the economy on tariffs are going to raise prices at mcdonald's, raise the price -- if you're going to be negative, be negative about something impacts people's lives. talk about how you are going to make their lives better. maybe i'm old-fashioned, dana, but i don't remember campaigns like that and i remember people winning and having a mandate for what they're going to do if they got elected. i hope both of these candidates get to that over the next 12-13 days. >> judge jeanine: you know, dana, eminem talks about the fact people shouldn't be afraid of expressing their opinion. you know, do they not remember what happened to us during covid with the lab leak and medication and what about the hunter laptop? >> dana: in particular in covid, tim walz, vice president of candidate, is the one who had a snitch line so that you could call and say oh, jeanine wasn't wearing her mask. and that they could come and knock on your door, oh, she wasn't wearing her mask.

i think that eminem probably has no idea that that is true. and i don't blame him for not knowing. he doesn't need to be all in the weeds on it. but one of the reasons they can't close on a positive way is because she is not giving them the ability to do so. so they all got together at the convention and they lifted her up and they were like okay, here you go, everything is organized for you, everything is positive, everything is great, and then they put her out into the world, and she just sank like a stone. it's because she is not saying here's all the things you can say that i'm going to do. i got these five plans and she could do a wrap of her own and figure it out but they haven't done that so what do they have to fall back on? the comfort zone of a lot of democrats, they don't want trump to win again, if you are a democrat you really don't want it to happen so you really want to talk about that and how bad republicans are because they might put him back in the white house and they don't want to talk about the fact that jesse's dinner last night was so

expensive. >> judge jeanine: share with that with us, jesse? >> jesse: i didn't even pay, as usual. >> judge jeanine: eminem is one thing, but michelle obama is a powerhouse. why are they waiting so long to deploy her? she is not coming out until saturday, i think. >> jesse: she probably didn't want to leave hawaii. i wouldn't want to leave hawaii. i had a mansion like that i would go kicking and screaming, judge. they need her. she probably was like nah, it's okay, they got down on their knees and she said fine, i'll do it. but she's not happy about it. you had two former presidents, rallies, two medical incidents, they stopped both rallies, one danced, one rapped, they call one nazi and the other black jesus. black men are already mad at barack obama after the lecture and now the one time the first

black president raps, it's eminem? come on, man. >> harold: i thought you didn't see color. >> jesse: not a good look. i don't know. he's overshadowing kamala harris. all of these stars, lizzo, bruce, michelle, she doesn't look middle-class. she looks like someone who needs hollywood more than america needs her. and i don't know why he did that. i don't know if he is a white dude for harris, i don't know his business manager said that was a good idea, or they have something on him. but this was an appreciation. because you don't just say call eminem and he is there in 20 minutes. they have probably been working in for a month. they probably promised them something. but i don't know what it was. but i'll tell you what, harold. if someone from detroit is going to the white house next year, i bet it's kid rock, not eminem. >> dana: poet laureate. >> harold: we are invited, too. >> judge jeanine: greg, wrap it up. >> greg: you've got eminem, you've got taylor swift. you can use the pirate ship

analogy again. trump assembled a motley crue with musk and rfk and tulsi. a pirate ship -- when you are joining here as it is pirate ship. you feel like someone is declining and not rebelling. when you get on a pirate ship, there is a sense of danger, and for every person who joins, the cost for the next enlistee goes down because they co, this guy went, maybe i can put out my trump sign because all of these other people say -- but for the harris group, it doesn't work that way, you just see them and it feels kind of sad. like you are there for approval and protection. it's like the trump ship says there she blows and their ship says i think we blow. eminem is the perfect example of

classic tds. it's based on a resentment that has an underlying cause of his own self-loathing. you look at his criticism of trump. he said that trump looked old and exhausted. that applies to eminem. more than the 79-year-old billionaire who just got shot. this is a rapper on the cusp of an aarp subscription. i mean, eminem has aged out on his own identity. trump is just settling into his own. nobody really talks about this, but trump has turned into a positive bench. when he is at mcdonald's, he is like a kid in a candy store except he is an old guy at a fast food restaurant. meanwhile harris has morphed into hillary with hemorrhoids. she gets angrier and angrier, and he has grown into a different type of person. i think a lot of the tds is a resentment about what you could have done and where you are in life. >> jesse: i wrote a book about that. >> greg: did you really?

what's it called? >> judge jeanine: do you want to promote it again? >> jesse: what was that one again? not "how i saved the world." >> judge jeanine: ended up singing or rapping to one of the songs, eminem sent a cease and desist. there you have it. ahead, joe biden doing a last-minute sabotage to kamala's campaign by making a shocking comment about donald trump. ♪ ♪ i was stuck. unresolved depression symptoms were in my way. i needed more from my antidepressant. vraylar helped give it a lift. adding vraylar to an antidepressant is clinically proven to help relieve overall depression symptoms better than an antidepressant alone. and in vraylar clinical studies, most saw no substantial impact on weight. elderly dementia patients have increased risk of death or stroke. report unusual changes in behavior or suicidal thoughts.

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♪ ♪ >> jesse: bitter joe biden is back and knee capping kamala's core message about how trump enough various threat to democracy by letting the mask slip on the lawfare campaign against him. listen. >> lock him up. [applause]

political lock him up. lock him out. that's what we have to do. >> jesse: but the funniest part about joe's lock him up admission, biden's own crew is treating him like a nursing home escapee. axios' alex thompson got a text from a former biden staffer straight up told him, "we got to lock joe up." dana, how bad is joe biden doing right now? >> dana: here is a bold prediction. i think that is the last time you'll see joe biden until election day. he was in new hampshire. this is a state that they should win handle he. and they had to go up there because the governor's race. harris is only up by two. i believe it is four electoral votes and in a close election like this that's why they sent him up there. the only person they could find. so much for justice being blind, right? i also think on the alex

thompson point i cannot imagine ever talking about my former boss like this. you know what? you are a former staffer, first of all. and you still want to be on the cocktail circuit talking to reporters -- locum alex thompson is very good at what he does, he gets good stuff, but on the very same day you had a biden staffer saying we have to lock joe up, you have kamala harris, the actual nominee now, telling hallie jackson he's fine, perfect, no problem. >> jesse: it's disrespectful, greg, i know how much you hate disrespecting elders. >> greg: it really bothers me. >> jesse: greg, i am 20 years younger. >> greg: not true. >> jesse: 16? >> greg: maybe eight. he was talking about lawfare, wasn't he? that's what they were relying on. there is an old joke, what is the difference between a drunk and a drug addict? a drunk steals your wallet. a drug addict steals your wallet and helps you find it. that's lawfare. they create the panic and then

they offer the solution for it. without telling you that they created and they are the source of the problem. in fact, this is something that the dems in the media do all the time. they will tell people trump is a threat to democracy, and they position themselves as the solution to the threat to democracy. in fact, almost all the problems that the democrats say they are a solution for are the problems that they caused. whether it is inflation, whether it is education, whether it is the border, whether it is crime, they create it and say steel your wallet and say hey, let me help you find it. >> jesse: or your purse, judge. >> greg: well done. >> judge jeanine: you know what, it's amazing how he said the quite part out loud. >> greg: i never heard that line. >> judge jeanine: thanks, i appreciate it. then he doubled down, politically lock him up.

that's what it was. it was a political effort to lock him up. the difference between democrats and republicans. when donald trump was elected, one of the things he said when he was president-elect before he was sworn in on january 20th was that he was not going to pursue charges, whether it was classified documents, all the other stuff, the emails and people were complaining about. he said it wasn't good for the country. but joe biden, he is a guy who is basically saying yeah, and what we are going to do is we are going to lock him up politically and i'll tell you the four points that support that. nathan wade who just appeared before a congressional hearing, house judiciary, said that he was holding long meetings with white house counsel and he even billed the taxpayer in georgia for his meeting with white house counsel. now what did that georgia prosecution have to do with the

white house? secondly, jack smith, the handpicked special counsel not confirmed by the senate, but picked by garland, he and his top lieutenant jay bratt met with the white house officials repeatedly over the months and this is the same eric garne merrick garland to let the statute of limitations passed on joe biden son. fani willis visited the white house, partied with kamala harris in february of 2023. a week later the grand jury recommends charges. and letitia james, on three separate occasions, in april, july, and august of '23, was at the white house, and it has been confirmed by the white house. so all of the telltale signs are there. it was an effort, and it was lawfare to put him in jail. because, you see, donald trump was supposed to be in jail or dead, and we were never supposed

to know how dumb kamala harris was. >> jesse: harold ford jr. >> harold: that was a lot, judge. i don't -- if indeed all of these things are true about kamala harris, you would think that president trump would be way ahead, and if the things that democrats are saying about president trump, the bad things, that he was so bad, that she would be way ahead. again, i think people want to see this campaign and done something positive. two, i think we are having a conversation off air about tariffs. i just think tariffs are bad and i hope they -- she comes back to this at the end and explains why the free market, why it is so, so important -- >> judge jeanine: we don't talk about tariffs. >> harold: i listen to all of the things you guys talk about. the issues, the end of the day, if prices are going up for laptops and cell phones because we put a tariff on chinese-made products, americans should understand that. if president trump at the same time believes that tiktok should be allowed to continue to be owned by the chinese, he should

say that. the american people should have every right to know these things -- >> judge jeanine: why are you saying it and not kamala? >> harold: i agree. i wish my candidate would be positive. the problem we have is we are all arguing at the lowest point in these campaigns when i think it should be at its highest point, and i blame both of them. >> jesse: i blame the cable news industry, this place is a sewer, but we have to go. ahead, who is going to tell him? tim walz, yep, that tim walz, thinks elon musk is funny. ♪ ♪ hey, take a moment. do you know who we are? we are the kids you champion every day. we are the ones who dream big. and because of you, our dreams become a reality. these are more than just words. this is what we're all about. this is shriners children's™.

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jumping around, skipping like a dip on these things. you know it. that guy is literally the richest man in the world, spending millions of dollars to help donald trump buy an election. but critics were quick to point out that tim walz is no stranger to making wild gestures, and the tesla ceo himself firing back with a quip of his own, saying, you're going to lose tim walz saving the american people from the torture of hearing you speak for four years was worth it, greg. do you remember an old phrase you shouldn't pick a fight with someone who owns who buys ink by the barrel? why should you pick a fight with elon musk? he has 200 million twitter followers. i have to correct that. he got his jazz hands dirty. i will take a dip over a any day. think about. think about what dick has done. okay? he landed the first rocket he launched the first rocket into space and then caught it. he's treating

neurological diseases with brain chips. he's protected free speech from the woke he's created. the only real cool electric car in history. he's boring tunnels into the earth to deal with traffic congestion and what has walts done? he won't even buy groceries for his mother. his mother, who has to wait for her social security check in order to feed herself. because this cheapskate won't pay for it. his most vaunted accomplishments turn out to be exaggerations, and in some cases, lies his actual achievements. stone cold creepy. hey, let's put tampons in every restroom. why? i don't know, letting your cities burn. that's pretty bad communist visiting your classrooms. that's pretty. he also said, harold, that he doesn't even know what a venture capitalist is. oh, well, i don't think a lot of people do, but i'll tell you this, i do think a governor of a state should know what a venture capitalist is. he

should. you would think. you would think so the i think elon musk i've said on this show before is the most important technologist of a generation or two, and whomever wins the presidency, i hope that mr. musk is willing to, to be helpful to them, because there's nobody thinking more about our future and what it may look like from medicine to space to batteries to cars than him. so i know we're in a political season, but i hope whomever wins if his candidate doesn't win, he'll do that. i think the back and again, the hurling of these insults back and forth, i would just remind my party, we're not running against elon musk. so i think that those kinds of things may not, may not be best suited. and certainly if we look at the demographic we want to pull over to our side, i'm not sure he's the one to be going after at this point. go ahead. i was going to say like, you know, the dog breed shih tzu. so you can say that other word, right? because it's a. yeah. there you go. all right, all right. go ahead. judge, i just got that all right. you know what i love about elon musk? number one, his belief in free speech in

the constitution, the fact that when he created the ev car, he shared that patent with everybody. he wasn't about you know, making sure that he would get money off the patent and what he did in north carolina and what he did when they had the problem in in outer space. i mean, this guy is a very generous guy. he's a guy who believes in making things easier for people who can't afford it. and i just think that this guy, tim walz, is just a jerk. he's just a jerk. he's got nothing to add. and finally, i think musk is also being targeted by the by the federal government. i think he's under investigation for a bunch of things, probably on an investigation. and also, he has a lot of business in front of the federal government, like when he had to put the headphones on the navy seals, i mean, not the navy seals. excuse me. and he's giving $1 million out to people register to vote. they're asking if

that's legal. that's the thing they're looking at. it is legal. yeah, well, it is legal. and zuckerbucks, you know, gave money out and everybody else did good call back, judge. all right, jesse, what you got? zuckerbucks. it wasn't a good look. musk jumped like an idiot. he didn't skip, but that was a really stupid move. i think he regrets jumping like that. grown man should never put both arms up in the air like that and jump with both feet at the same time. he's not going for a rebound. he's not celebrating a game winning shot. you just have to know yourself better than that. do you think he drinks from a straw? i don't know, but i don't care. okay, i don't know either. i really don't care. but the fastest is up next. i care a lot about that. my upbringing sounds like george strait singing and i gotta give props to the radio. cause if i didn't have to spend my life didn't have to spend my life trying to find my calling, (man) these men of means with their silver spoons.

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>> dana: the written test? >> harold: not the driving, the written test. >> judge jeanine: i could pass. >> dana: i don't know. >> harold: do you have a driver's license? >> dana: i have a driver's license. i drove early in colorado and denver and wyoming. all over dcp i have not driven and the city here. one day, may 20th of 2020. i remember the day. there was nobody on the roads. it was covid. >> harold: are you in the car, exclamation point? >> greg: i cannot say. i will say this. i probably have problems now with long division. but it doesn't matter. that's how we are going to be with this. you are not going to know any of this stuff because you are not even going to be driving anymore. >> dana: the robot -- >> greg: self-driving car. all those dmv -- that stuff is going to be out of business. >> harold: you drive. could you pass the test? >> jesse: i never passed my written test. why, jesse? because i never took it.

so i got there one day and they were like, next class, you are going to have your written, that i never went to my next class, then i came back expecting to make up the written exam. they never made me make it up. >> judge jeanine: jesse -- >> harold: my colonizer! >> greg: that means you are technically, your driver's license is void. >> judge jeanine: jesse, take that back. did look in the camera and say you only said that to make something interesting. >> jesse: no, that's true. >> judge jeanine: double down. >> jesse: that doesn't mean i can't drive. >> judge jeanine: it means you can't have a license. >> jesse: i want to go back to college. >> dana: i would learn so much more. >> jesse: i want to go back to your college. >> dana: really? >> harold: dei, my man. "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪

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we got a great fast, fast show calcitonin and emily compagno the fastest talkers in the universe. tyrus and kat timpf. that's tonight at ten. let's do this in your face, harold. yeah. take a look at this. this is weird. the former butler for king charles believes that you should be eating a burger with a knife and fork. his name is grant harold, but he's still a former butler. that makes him special. he has high end clientele. that means they have really high butts, and they. and they eat a burger. look at this guy. come on. i know he says this is proper burger etiquette, but still, you know what? he's more sophisticated and more refined than harold ford. in your face, harold. harold doesn't eat it with a knife and fork. dana, do you want to go next, or should i

skip you to go next? i think i'm ready now. all right, let's do it. okay. so i want to give a big congratulations to a good friend of mine, ashley brown. she is winning a great award tonight. she is one of the awardees and the honorees of the george h.w. bush points of light awards. tonight, she is the founder and ceo of the selfless love foundation, which has helped over 400 foster children find loving families. and she really does help a lot of the older foster kids take care of themselves, and that's mama dukes that is her mother, who adopted ashley when she was just a baby and she won the daily points of life award for her volunteer work for selfless love. so check it out and congratulations, ashley and mama dukes selfless love. that was my nickname in college. jesse. oh, the robots are taking over thanks to greg. he's been pushing this agenda for quite some time now. they are playing the cello in an orchestra symphony. here they are in sweden. this is the first time this has ever happened. people are worried that this robot is going to replace actual musicians in the orchestra. something i've been

worried about for quite some time. but this is the future. thanks, greg. tonight, jesse watters, primetime senate candidate, shoots a reporter. yeah, 8:00 eastern. maybe shrapnel shoots. we're going with that in the promo. all right. the gun. yeah. you got to watch judge. okay, it's time for. okay. are you ready to taste the rainbow? send it down. okay. skittles has done a limited release. let me show you all these. a limited release of their new freeze dried version of the classic skittles candy. skittles popped that will hit the store in early 2025. we have some here today. what do you think? they're really good. they are good. sour. so these are pop. these are freeze dried skittles. they should call these walls balls. what do you think? walls. balls. good idea.

i like it, they're delicious. speaking of delicious. yeah. what do you got there, harold? you know, you think about it. the story with the cello and then this. i mean, the robots couldn't do this. walls, balls flying across my face with a historic night last night. nba lebron james had an opportunity to play with his son, bronny, the first time a father and son duo. you guys are going to show the picture ever played in the game together. and it's only only really happened because the kid could play. and lebron has played 22 seasons, one of only two players to do that. whatever you think of lebron, whatever you think about basketball to be able to do something with your son that you do or your daughter got to be a great thing. so congratulations to that young man and congratulations to his dad. that was cool. yeah, that is wonderful. it is wonderful. congratulations. my daughter is a lawyer and they do what you do. i succeeded my dad in congress. can i have some more of that? welcome to jesse watters, prime time tonight. what do you think