this is what it's like to be a cat chasing another cat through a car park. as they say in england. kind of cute. yeah. this is what it's like. just get really close to the tv. if you're home and you will find out what it's like to be a cat. look how busy it is. everything is low. you're running around. this is exactly how it feels when you're going for a walk. dana. yeah, you got to know what i mean. it makes you tired just watching. i know, isn't it great? he got his steps in. it goes on for four hours, dana. well, there's been a little bit of a heat wave here in new york. it's been a glorious weather. i want to show you, hugo. he's taking advantage of this at central park. this is how he, you know, cleans himself at the park. they've having to water because there's so been so dry. we haven't had any rain. that's darcy's frien. yes, he likes no one ate the dog. greg. yeah. they're eating. you don't have that problem here. that's it for us. have a good night. welcome to jesse watters, prime time tonight. you've been in the white house for four years. why

wasn't any of that done over the last four years? well, there was a lot that was done, but there's more to do, anderson. and i'm pointing out things that need to be done that haven't been done but need to be done. kamala harris, limping to the finish line. we can't have this conversation without knowing what it's very complicated situation, right? if her goal was to close the deal they are not sure she did that. >> when she doesn't want to answer a question her habit is to go to word salad city. >> jesse: the media is getting embarrassed. >> kamala harris participated in a 1% last night and she lost speed to rinkmak. >> jesse: what the 911 calls tell us.

>> jesse: kamala harris wanted another debate and she got one. a debate with herself. >> she participated in a one-person debate last night and she lost. >> jesse: she was supposed to close the deal but somehow she made things worse. >> i will tell you what i'm hearing from people who i've been talking to and that is that if her goal was to close the deal they are not sure she did that. some asked if she's being held to a different standard, maybe but that's maybe the world that she's living in. >> jesse: what different standard is she being held to? is it because she's a woman? is it because she's black? is it because it she's knew at this? she's not that knew at this. she's been a politician for 20 years. they are still making excuses. do you want a president who the

media as to make excuses for? we just had that and that's why she is the nominee. if this was the final job interview, she's not getting a call back. in any job interview. it sounds cliche but they ask you what is your biggest weakness? >> what weaknesses do you bring to the table and how do you plan to overcome them while you are in office? >> that's a great question joe. i'm certainly not perfect. so let's start there. i think that -- a weakness but i think it's a strength is i really do value having a team of very smart people around me who bring to my decision-making process different perspectives. and my team will tell you i am constantly saying let's kick the tire on that. >> jesse: my biggest weakness

i could think of half a dozen things off the top of my head. i'm impatient, i don't listen carefully. sometimes i'm late. my biggest weakness is actually my strength, come on. >> what you think your greatest strengths as a manager. >> why don't i tell you what my greatest weaknesses are. i worked too hard, i care too much and sometimes i can be too invested in my job. >> okay. and your strengths. >> my weaknesses are actually strengths. >> jesse: she's becoming a stereotype of a typical slippery politician who is too fuzzy to trust. >> is there something you can point to in your life in the last four years that you think is a mistake that you have learned from? >> i've made many mistakes.

if you've ever parented a child you know you make lots of mistakes. in my role as vice president, i've probably worked very hard at making sure that i am well versed on issues and i think that is very important. it's a mistake not to be well-versed on an issue and feel compelled to answer a question. >> jesse: she touched on something that makes her human. she became a stepmother to doug's children and she made some mistakes helping raise them. that's relatable. a lot of americans deal with that. and answer could give us insight into who she is. but she gives us a phony answer. that her biggest mistake is she's too prepared. does anybody believe that she's over prepared for this job? again off the top of my head, half a dozen things. i was immature in college. i didn't take care of my body in

my 30s. i shouldn't have swallowed that pill that greg gave me. she could've killed two birds with one stone and said we probably shouldn't have spent so much money on covid recovery. we didn't get the number right. how hard is that? you show some humility and then you distance yourself from biden in the same answer. at this point, i'm not sure she can answer what's your favourite colour. >> i may not be quick to have the answer as soon as you ask it about a specific policy issue sometimes because i'm going to want to research at. i'm going to want to study it. i'm kind of a nerd sometimes, i confess. >> jesse: if this is kamala harris studied and well-researched we are in trouble. she spent 48 hours preparing for this town hall. and couldn't even answer this question. >> if you could accomplish only one major policy goal that required congressional action,

what would it be and why? >> there's not just one have to be honest with you. there's a lot of work that needs to happen but i think that maybe part of this point how i think about it is we've got to get past this era of... slowing down what we need to do in terms of practice in our country to be one she couldn't name a single thing she would do on day one. how is this race even close? i'm surprised she didn't say i'll tell you what i won't do on day one, be a dictator. trump said day one drill baby drill and close the border. kamala it set on day one i'm going to get past the era of partisan politics slowing down what we need to do in terms of progress in our country. that's memorable. that is so memorable. i'm sure everyone's talking about her day one agenda. this is when anderson cooper started getting annoyed.

>> is a border wall stupid? it. >> let's talk about donald trump and the border wall. so remember donald trump said mexico would pay for it? come on. they didn't. >> you agree to a bill that would earmark $650 million to continue building that while. >> i'm good to bring forward that bipartisan bill to further strengthen and secure our border we need a president who is grounded in common sense and practical outcomes. let's just fix this thing. let's fix it. why is there any ideological perspective on it. let's fix the problem. >> you're doing this compromise bill. it does call for $650 million that was earmarked under trump to actually still go to build a wall. >> i'm not afraid of good ideas where they occur. >> you don't get stupid anymore. >> i think what he did and how he did it did not make much sense because he actually didn't do much of anything.

i just talked about that wall. we just talked about it. he didn't actually do much of anything. >> you do want to build some wall. >> i want to strengthen our border. >> jesse: she is campaigning on fixing the problems she created. promising to build a wall that she tore down and called stupid. but now thinks is a good idea. and she's asking the voters to give her the power to do the things that she already has the power to do. but hasn't done. >> you've been in the white house for four years but why wasn't any of that done over the last four years? >> there was a lot that was done but there's more to do anderson. i'm pointing out things that need to be done. that haven't been done but need to be done. >> jesse: to haven't been done because it she hasn't done them. she's done nothing except reverse the progress trump made. we keep waiting for her to have the big breakout moment, that justifies her coronation. there has to be some reason the

democrats anointed this woman. it's 12 days until the election. and they are all asking her the same exact questions and expecting a better answer. >> how can we differentiate your policy and your beliefs from that of biden's? >> that's a great question and thank you. first of all my administration will not be a continuation of the biden administration. i bring to this role my own ideas and my own experience. i represent a new generation of leadership on a number of issues and believe that we have to actually take new approaches. >> jesse: what are the new approaches? nobody knows. she's gotten asked the same series of questions for the last month. how are you different than joe, what happened to the border? how are you going to tackle inflation? did you notice biden was slowing down anytime? and who are you? and what you going to do on day one? she's hurting herself on cnn and

shows like the view. what does that tell you? the media has given up and now they are embarrassed that they propped her up. >> when she doesn't want to answer a question, her habit is to kind of go to word salad city >> it gets on my nerves. i think that it's not necessary. >> she focused a lot more on donald trump. i think it's fair to say then she did on many specifics in terms of what she would do as president. >> she's a true double threat. terrible on her feet when she gets on a spec to question's and simultaneously she can't even answer the expected questions. its nothing nothing nothing. >> if she were an animal she would be duckbill platitude. >> jesse: you have to remember these people are there to help. this is a handpicked town hall with her good friend anderson

who isn't asking gotcha questions. what's your biggest weakness, what's your biggest mistake. these are questions and admissions... leland, tell me about a challenge you faced in your life that you were able to overcome. could you see anderson cooper asking trump the questions he's asking her? she is being held to a different standard and she's not even up to it. >> i think that she takes a really long time to get to her point and that she does will lie on talking points too often. she's got much better than she used to but it's almost as if she's afraid to say something that will later come back to haunt her. i just wish she would say this is our plan or you are right, a lot of immigrants have -- illegal immigrants have come

into this country during the biden administration but this is why in this is what i want to do about it moving forward. i don't find her explanation of policy that compelling compared to say someone like bill clinton or barack obama. >> jesse: tell me something i don't know katie. the media made her from scratch this summer and told everyone she was sensational. and are now disappointed she's collapsing during the home stretch. kamala harris was just a fantasy of the media's imagination. and anything but joe doll that they pieced together in chicago and now they are all shocked she can barely walk. the scary thing is if the election had been in september, she might have one. and america would've been stuck with a woman not even cut out to be a small town mayor. that's how corrupt the kamala candidacy is. it was a ruse that ran out of runway.

trump transition team member and brand-new republican tulsi gabbard is here. we will get to your transition in a second. not that type of transition. >> it's a dangerous word. >> jesse: the political transition. why can't kamala harris answer yes or no? does she realize it's getting annoying? >> clearly not because she keeps doing it over and over again. it's very clear that she is afraid to say the wrong thing and the wrong thing is something that her pollsters have not scripted for her. that is where you get all of these answers that don't answer the questions, that are very fair and legitimate that voters and even the cnn guys are asking her and instead you get this -- you can tell she pauses and she's trying to go through the rolodex of talking points and see if she can come up with the right one that generally fits with that topic. even there she's failing.

to say it doesn't inspire confidence is putting it lightly. to me it points to how dangerous she would be as our president and commander in chief knowing as you and i know who the powers that be are behind the curtain who would be feeding her these talking points and making decisions about war and peace with kamala harris as their figurehead. >> jesse: if she's elected and she has a summit with putin, what is she going to do with vladimir putin if she can't handle anderson cooper? >> it is a dangerous thing and more of an example of how disqualified she has made herself for our presidency. the fact that she has no idea we have active-duty troops deployed into combat zones around the world today. the fact that she doesn't know apparently that over the last three and a half years as it she's we have secure borders. we don't.

the list goes on and on. she is lying to the american people. she is spouting talking points that they tell her she needs to use to win this election and yet again showing how little she thinks of us that we are going to fall for this nonsense and somehow elector to the presidency. those of us who are paying attention can see right through her and see who she really is. >> jesse: the questions are getting easier. name a mistake you've made it, tell me her greatest weakness. these are like a beauty pageant questions. she's not even able to answer them. >> exactly. you just said, imagine if trump did a cnn town hall and anderson cooper asked him those same questions. they would never do that. they are holding her to a different standard. it is a far lower standard than they hold to donald trump and it's not the standard they

should hold to any candidate asking the american people to trust them to be our president and commander in chief. we deserve better and deserve more. >> jesse: a lot of people flirt with the idea of changing parties, they consider it. you've done it. you are still alive and nothing happened. your head didn't catch on fire and you still have your friends. any advice for people who are considering this. >> independent thinkers like me have no home in the democrat party of censorship and total conformity. under president trump's leadership the republican party welcomes people like us, encourages this open debate and different ideas, is pro-freedom, pro piece. president trump has transformed this republican party that is welcoming many people like me to come and actually stand for the core principles of our country, our constitution, freedom and peace and prosperity. >> jesse: thank you very much.

you're not allowed to go back. once you are a republican you can to leave. johnny goes to detroit. >> joe biden is capable of doing anything. >> he's not even capable of getting on a

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>> jesse: kamala spent the last three months dodging and fumbling the most basic questions. what is your economic policy, how are you different than joe, what's her vision for america? she won't answer because her handlers are trying to run her as a moderate. a taxcutting... but win she's tempted to express her radical side, she can't help herself. >> would you be in favour of

expanding the court to say... i do believe there should be some kind of reform of the court and we can survey what that looks like. >> jesse: if congress doesn't let her do what she wants she's going to kill the filibuster. >> we talked about codifying roe v. wade that would require 60 votes in the senate, a majority of the house. that's a big leap. we don't have that yet. i found not possible to codify it in the house what you do? >> we need to take a look at the filibuster to be honest with you >> once they are dead, she can start setting the price of cheese. >> what we do do to bring prices down for americans? >> part of my plan is to create a new approach that is the first time that we will have a national ban on price gouging. >> jesse: she went from liz cheney to hugo chavez in 24 hours. which candidate is acting like a dictator again? >> do you think donald trump is

a fascist? >> yes, i do. >> jesse: hurt -- she is campaigning on jailing her arrival, detonating the supreme court, filibuster and electoral college, not to mention doing away with supply and demand and flirting with reparations and handing out welfare checks to loyalists. but trump is the dictator. she is bragging about getting rid of constitutional checks and balances so she can become the most powerful commander in chief in the history of the united states. more powerful than any of the other 46 presidents that served before. she thinks she knows better than the... the first time she took the bar exam she failed it. kamala harris would have unchecked power in washington. this is the same woman who snatched the nomination without a single primary vote. and has censored free speech and tried to ban handguns in san francisco. maybe she's just calling trump a fascist because she doesn't know what one is.

host of life liberty and... mark 11 is here. >> good how are you. >> doing great. kamala harris about a month and a half ago came out with price controls. she got whacked and then didn't talk about it until last night and she says she wants him. why is she saying this? >> i tell you why because she's an economic illiterate, she believes in the government is please state. immediately she says all these farmers, all these companies that package the food. all the work that goes into transporting the food and bring it to a grocery store, they are all out to get us. the all raising prices. only during biden's administration. her answer is the government. she's running for president of the wrong country. she should be running for nicaragua, venezuela, cuba where

they are very good at price controls. the people are very thin there. they don't have a weight problem or anything of the sort. the people starve. if we leave it to her who hasn't put spent set... we are all going to starve to death. all she knows is government. set for that phony issue about mcdonald's where nobody has any evidence that she ever worked at mcdonald's. she's a plagiarist and her resume has been puffed up and all the rest. maybe some but he can tell me why she's running for president. she can to tell us why she's running for president. word salad, it's brain salad. she has no reason to be running for president. she's been anointed. she hadn't received a single boat and we are all wondering and she's wondering. >> jesse: maybe she's trying to fight obesity with price controls. everybody will drop 50 pounds like that. you also heard her the other night say we are going to pack the supreme court and the

filibuster is gonna. those things when you say that, no one in washington is going to go over that. that's nuts. >> except that they win both houses of congress. they want to aluminate the electoral college. 11 blue states decide on the president. they want to illuminate all the voting rules in every state its their agenda. they want to pack the supreme court, they want to pack the senate with four democrats and make d.c. and puerto rico states so they can have it four democrat senators. they hate the constitution. they've always hated the constitution. that's why they chose radical left-wing judges and justices who were activists to get around this, the constitution of the united states. they hate the constitution. they try and destroy and dehumanize them. they don't believe in the rule of law. the student loan process and the forgiveness, the supreme court says that's illegal. the power of the purse belongs to the house. they say screw you.

other court rulings that they don't agree with and so forth, she is lawless, biden's lawless. this administration is lawless, they hate the supreme court because it stands in their way. they hate the bill of rights. freedom of speech, freedom of association or pro-lifers, the right to bear arms. they're looking for regular to get around it. when you need probable cause for warrants, not general warrants like they used against trump. they praised a judge in manhattan who destroyed that. sixth, eighth, ninth, intent them emmons to the constitution, separation of powers, the appointment clause. they hate the constitution. she says she stands for democracy, no, she stands for... which is very different than democracy. she's the least qualified person to ever be a senator or vice president. let alone president of the united states and i say again we

don't know why she's running for president of the united states and she doesn't know why she is running for president other than she wants the power. >> she's not prepared because she wasn't supposed to run. they whacked joe and ended up with her. how do you think this transition of power is going to go. if trump wins how are they just going to hand the keys to the white house to a fascist? do you see them willingly doing that? >> no. that's the point. jamie the red... he challenged the 2000 election, 2004 election. that's george w. bush. he challenged that when he 16 election. he was on every impeachment panel. on the january sixth panel. he's already said they are not going to sit still of donald trump wins the presidency. they are talking about using jack smith's filing in front of the radical left judge in washington, d.c., as a basis for impeachment. liquidated to jump right out of

the box. impeach him twice, they unleashed a criminal investigation of him and his family and the subpoenas. they try to undermine them. they have lawyers in the shadows right now slip and fall lawyers who they talk about democracy and they talk about the constitution. they are out of the george washington law school. they are plotting right now how to cripple a trump presidency right out of the box. these people are the revolutionaries whether it's revolution by immigration or revolution by law and law fair. these people are trying to turn this country inside out. they are a grave danger to our way of life, our prosperity, peace and security and our family. that's why the selection, every thing is on the line. >> jesse: if you haven't woken up yet part just woke you up. think you so much for making the time to come on jesse watters prime time. check him out on the radio and on the weekends. good to see you.

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>> jesse: we just got our hands on the frantic 911 calls made in the moments right after the butler trump shooting. christina coleman has the latest. >> chilling audio from the 911 calls demonstrate how chaotic and terrifying it was at the rally just moments after the assassination attempt on the former president. >> there's a shooting. >> the police are aware of it they are taking care of the situation. >> shots of the trump rally. >> the police are on the way. >> get over here quick. >> they tried to kill president trump. >> it calls people yelling and screaming in the background

poured into the communication centre after authorities say this man matthew crookes fired off eight shots toward the rally stage. less than 200 yards from trump killing a retired firefighter, critically injuring two others and striking trump's ear. this photo showing trump resilient despite a bloodied ear and face during the chaos. one woman is heard on a call searching for her husband who was critically injured in the shooting. >> i have a female on her line -- on the line and her husband was shot. >> he was shot at the trump rally. paramedics serviced him, i called the butler hospital he's not there. they told me to call 911. >> they say a secret service counter sniper it fatally shot crookes shortly after he opened fire but the fact that he was still able to purchase himself on the roof of the building less than 200 yards from the former president opened fire was deemed

preventable according to our bipartisan task force investigating this incident. the task force is expected to release more information on their findings into the disturbing situation. >> jesse: someone needs to resuscitate malaise campaign, that media blitz backfired so hollywood rushed in with defibrillators. tonight she's campaigning in georgia where she was joined onstage by people with actual talent. >> we've got 12 days to choose which way our country is going to go from here. which way our future is going to go from here. that's why i'm so fired up to be here with you. >> i watched him from the central part two project 2025, and what i realize is that in this donald trump america, there was no dream that looks like me.

>> the good news is, we've got a candidate to vote for in this election who demonstrates that kind of character, who knows what real strength looks like, who will set a good example and to do the right thing. >> jesse: and what's a party without a little music? >> i'm bruce springsteen and i'm here today to support kamala harris and tim walz for president and vice president of the united states. [cheering] >> and to oppose donald trump and j.d. vance. [singing] >> jesse: some outlets purporting beyonce will join harris in texas. if this all sounds familiar it is. hillary clinton did the exact same thing. obama, springsteen, beyonce.

they've been the democrats hollywood hail mary when things look bleak. but it doesn't matter who really goes on stage with her. kamala is still the candidate. this country has been victimized by a left-wing agenda that's pulverized our borders and bank accounts. it's almost like she's campaigning against the will of the people. because she's planning a big speech in d.c. next week where her closing argument, defending democracy. if you haven't noticed, that's not what people in the break rooms barbershops are talking about. even cnn says one more speech about january sixth could mean lights out for her campaign. >> if the speech ultimately is another kind of reference to january sixth and that said, i think that would be a huge mistake. because that's not the territory that this election is being decided on. >> they want to know what is she going to do for me. milk is seven dollars.

>> jesse: dave rubin is here. bruce, beyonce, barack, is like want to work out? >> i watch the first 40 minutes of your program and you showed a lot of clips of kamala not being able to answer basic questions. we've got tulsa gabbard who was a democrat who they could have chosen as vp who then i guess would be their nominee right now by their rules. laying into kamala. a lump i've just decided in this moment after hearing that song, i'm flipping between bruce springsteen, i like new jersey. i'm from long island, i'm more of a billy joe guy but i believe she could go and be in a room with... and do the thing with potent. i think everything would be, can you feel the sarcasm. >> jesse: the people that are on the fence that can't pay rent and lost their house and they hear beyonce, that's going to do

it. >> this is all they've got. the most interesting one, they always bust out the celebrities and their somewhere itself with how hollywood gets these people who refuse to say things. they go on the view. they wouldn't go behind kamala then two weeks later it magically something with p. diddy, i don't know what's going on there. the obama one is the most interesting one. like him or not he had magic when he ran the first time around and the second time around. now there's just anger. there's pandering, there's belittling and telling black men they don't know what's good for them. people have just had enough of this and people want what tolls he talked about. they want freedom and democracy in the dream of america. [simultaneous talking] >> jesse: barack obama, has he lost his touch? >> you can see it. you see the anger in the face and the inflections not the

same. that way he's sort of braiding the crowd. does this strike you as hope and change anymore? you saw that video a couple of days ago after his speech. he basically is like you guys don't know what's good for you. call me crazy but i believe that black people want what white people want and it's what asian people want and and straights and men and women and it's freedom and it's capitalism and its america and all that good stuff. >> jesse: and it's a great studio like this. >> high ceilings and all of network television. >> jesse: thank you so much good to see you. johnny goes to michigan. >> kamala's ev mandates. >> are n hi. i use febreze fade defy plug. and i use this. febreze has a microchip to control scent release so it smells first-day fresh for 50 days. 50 days!? and its refill reminder light means i'll never miss a day of freshness. ♪

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>> donald trump or kamala is. >> trump all the way.

>> i don't think a woman needs to run this because they run their mouth too much. >> you know good and well i'm voting for kamala harris. >> talk to me about that. >> she wants to focus on first-time homeowners. >> and you're not eligible. >> no. >> there's no way out of. >> i'm not going back to trump. i don't know what you think he did was so great the first time. >> we had a strong economy, the border was closed be one you told me trump was going to pay off my mortgage i'm still voting for kamala and. >> mother's a big fan of ours. >> why do you like donald trump. >> i start at the bottom. >> what issues do people into tricare about? >> gas prices, potholes, traffic >> transportation sucks here. >> how about the ev mandates.

>> not everyone's going to be able to plug that [bleep] in. >> i'm a motor city man. >> i'm not going to be pulling up to no charging things. >> how about all these factories that are being shut down and the jobs that are being sent overseas. >> it's killing us. >> i tried to bite products made in the usa. >> should we close the border? >> jobs within a black community >> the democrats got mad at trump when he said the migrants were taking black jobs. >> there's no reason to get mad because it's true. >> people said to me are you serious i said i'm serious. >> is to try to safe place? >> it may not be that safe anymore. >> that's a no. >> the democrats say they want to make the whole country like detroit. >> i don't know man you better get your army here [bleep] >> your governor was caught feeding doritos to a woman on

her knees. >> i don't roll with the freaky stuff. >> it looks real freaky. >> [bleep] that's [bleep] really >> i like his music but i don't like his take. >> can you wrap for me? >> mom spaghetti. >> kamala just said that joe biden is capable of doing anything. do you agree? >> she's an idiot. >> not capable of doing [bleep] >> he is not capable of getting on a plane without falling. >> what has the democratic party done for you? >> they haven't done [bleep] for me. >> were going to be rolling for a long time until i can think of something. >> they put nothing in my pocket. they didn't shake my hand. >> what is donald trump are you? >> things were more affordable

and i had more money in my pocket. >> we need him to sign up on stuff real quick. >> he says he's going to be addicted on day one. >> he has done more for the black community then barack obama has. >> i almost said that but i decided i shouldn't say it. >> what do you want to tell jesse watters in new york? >> i have to think on who i'm going to vote for. >> bring yourself back to detroit. >> more prime time ahead. here's to getting better with age. here's to beating these two every thursday. help fuel today with boost high protein, complete nutrition you need, and the flavor you love. so, here's to now... now available: boost max!

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this reminds me of my bike. the wolf was about the size of my new motorcycle. have you seen it, by the way? happy birthday, grandma! really? look how the brushstrokes follow the line of the gas tank. -hey! -hey! brought my plus-one. jamie? ♪ ♪ >> jesse: my sister sent me a special pineapple, it was pink on the inside, but it was full so i had to cut it myself, i had to google how to cut a pineapple. i think i did it correctly but it feels like i left a lot of fruit just inside the pineapple.

if anybody has any good suggestions for proper pineapple cutting, text us. let's do some texts. we've got marty from alabama, kamala's closing argument, i'm a nerd, he's a knucklehead, vote for us. cleveland, tennessee, gary, my strength is watching "primetime", my weakness is watching gutfeld. it's okay. we all have our weaknesses. frank from myrtle beach, south carolina, what kind of pill did gutfeld give you? i just felt very numb for a very long time. felt i was dreaming and then i saw this unicorn. debra from wayne, illinois, jesse, i thought you were in your 30s. i'm about six years out of my 30s but i can still do a handstand. in my dreams. deb from minneapolis, may be toll see should have thanksgiving with your family --

tulsi -- i'm not having dinner with my mom and dad this thanksgiving, have not been invited. i don't think it has anything to do with politics but i'm not sure. fred from delaware, springsteen just made me flip. i'm no longer a democrat. wow. carissa from franklin lanes new jersey, the producers who pick your clips are geniuses. i wonder who picks, is it johnny or does he have help? probably has help because he does not know anything about movies. he's good with politics though. we got something from lynchburg, virginia, great show tonight, remember it is time for us to do what we have been doing, and that time is every day. that's all for u is next on remember, i'm watters and this is my world. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪