>> not as a kid, because he got polio much later in life, fdr, but that also taught him a lesson, took his arrogance down a peg or two, right? >> no question. i think once he got polio, could no longer walk on his own power again, he was only his 30s, we forget that. he was athletics, loved swimming, playing polo and horseback riding, and now he couldn't walk, and yet he was able to identify with other people. he was no longer part of that privileged world. when he set up warm springs, he was able to give those other people there, polio patients, a sense of hope and optimism, because he himself had it. as a result, he's the nation of a paralyzed nation. it's incredible to watch them grow. >> this is an incredible book. >> hello, everybody. i'm judge jeanine pirro, along

with jessica tarlov, jesse watters, and greg gutfeld in -- it's not corduroy. what is it? >> it's a pilled shirt. >> oh, it's 5:00 in new york city. and this is "the five." >> it is going to be a nailbiter. the latest head-to-head matchup from "the new york times" shows a dead heat. and even 48-48 split between kamala harris and donald trump. both candidates out in texas today, wrapping up the trash talk. >> kamala is here in texas to rub shoulders with woke celebrities. isn't that exciting? >> the comment that donald trump made about america being the trashcan of the world, he really belittles our country. >> worst of all, kamala refuses

to stop importing these killers into our country. >> america deserves better. >> and even though things are neck and neck, one campaign is privately in freakout mode. according to axios, democrat insiders are already worrying that harris' blown it. some are even pointing their fingers at joe biden if kamala looks. check this out. >> she's in her 92nd day on the campaign. this is more like a european snap election than anything else. and so this is her big challenge. if she loses it will be in part because she wasn't the nominee in time to really grow. she's got a succinct message. >> and if this doesn't sound like hillary 2016 all over again, kamala is rolling out the red carpet for celebrities to headline her closing rallies. beyonce will reportedly hit the stage at a harris event in houston later tonight.

that's after samuel l. jackson and bruce springsteen brought out their star power to a georgia rally. watch. >> i'm bruce springsteen. i'm here to support tim walz and kamala harris. donald trump is running to become an american tyrant. he does not understand this country, its history, or what it means to be deeply american. >> we've heard her favorite curse word is a favorite of mine too. but i ain't going to say that word. i don't know about you, but that's the kind of president i can stand behind. >> katie, i'm going to go to you first. we just heard jim saying that as a candidate kamala harris didn't have enough time to grow as a candidate. now, isn't being the understudy for three years and 10 months of the president of the united states enough time to grow into

the race? >> you could argue that if the race were longer she would be in even worse shape. >> ha-ha-ha. >> because as time goes on, the more she has to do publicly, the worse her poll numbers get, and the more her independents are going over to the trump campaign. what did they expect? i mean, they had an option to do an open convention, to have tried and true candidates who maybe have won elections before, not just the u.s. senate, but also maybe gone through a primary process and lost, who have been tested. they decided not to do that. they decided to get behind kamala harris, assuming she would win. joe biden pushed against it and was forced out. now they're going to blame biden for not getting out sooner? i mean, you have barack obama saying that maybe biden was a better choice at this point. so i think that if she were on the campaign longer she would have some problems, but things are certainly not moving in the direction they want them to. they are literally running out of time. >> you know, jesse, the majority

of uncommitted voters are apparently between the ages of 18-34. you think dragging out samuel l. jackson or bruce springsteen are going to appeal to them? >> no. the mcdonald's visit affected more people than any of that. they said -- i think 37% of young americans who saw that visit now are leaning toward trump. i was at my mother's husband this morning, and my dad opened his phone while my mom was making me scrambled eggs. he says, nervous democrats fear that kamala is blowing it. i looked at my mother, and i could have been a jerk. i'm not a good jerk. i'm a good sport. i'm a kind son. i'm a compassionate american. i just said, could i have my eggs please? i didn't rub it in. i'm not trying to brag. you look at the polls, trump has tied. it's the first time he's ever been tied going into a race like this. he was down big with hillary,

down big with biden. on television i say the race is tight. 'cause when you have a tied national poll with donald trump, on television, i say the race is tight. i say other things to my friends. not to my mother, but my friends. this is funny they're blaming joe biden for not getting out earlier. how about just blaming joe biden for the last four years? people don't want to vote democrat because it's been a mess. the border's wide open, people's pocketbooks are getting smashed. it has nothing to do with the coup and the timing of it. that should have happened in a normal primary process. then maybe we could have a regular candidate instead of kamala harris who's not ready, never was ready. if you bring out beyonce, you .roy cooper showed up, the governor of north carolina. i think roy will show tonight in texas. >> you know, jessica, they spent

a billion dollars on this campaign. they tried joy. then they tried the threat to democracy. then they decided, well, we'll put her out in the media. and still donald trump is chipping away. is it a bad campaign or is she a bad candidate? >> well, get back to me on november 5th and i'll tell you what actually happens. >> you're polling your party? >> we freak out every election. this is -- we're true to form. democrats are anxious. we are nervous. our sheets are soiled, not in the actual gross way, but in the sweating it out, because this is so tight. "the new york times" sienna, poll, 10% are undecided. anderson poll, she's up on that. the harvard youth poll came out, the mcdonald's photo op, she

has a bigger lead with young voters than biden did, 60-42. i want in a time machine, while he were visiting your mom, i went back to 2012, and i looked at the real clear politics, and obama was only up .7, which didn't jive with how i was feeling about the election. mitt romney, the most sexist man who ever lived if i recall correctly, had a huge surge at the end, made jesse feel confident, and obama ended up winning by 3.9 points. i don't know if that's what's going to happen, but we've seen a jump ball that ended up going in the democrats' direction. one of the theories about what's going on with trump is that he's certainly getting more support, but that it's inefficient. so he's really doing well in florida, better than he needs to. in california, better than he

needs to. in new york. he's not putting together the coalition that he needs in the swing states for it. we'll see if that pans out. that would be the best route for the democrats if we're going to win this. but we never assumed that we were going to win. that's the thing. >> greg, wrap it up. where does the jump ball go? >> well, first of all, uncommitted voters need to be committed. how can you not know? i mean, you're not sure whether you should get a kiss on the cheek or a slap in the face? no offense, doug emhoff. democrats should freak out, because if they lose, it is, according to them, the end of the world. i mean, it's over. trump's a tyrant, hitler, you name it. we'll talk about it. if they're lucky, their early prediction that the earth was going to end in the late '20s will maybe come earlier. >> i'm hoping for that. >> i want to piggyback on what you said, she wasn't the nominee long enough.

well, whose fault is that? you all knew that joe biden's brain was french toast. of you hid it from america. you treated highs seen nil jilt like bigfoot. the sightings were hoaxes, the video evidence were deepfakes. you could have had the 25th amendment. you should have had the 25th amendment, you know. then might you might have had a good candidate, but instead you're stuck with a pretender in a pantsuit. it's your fault. you're right, 3 1/2 years is more than enough time to learning. she wasn't learning. she chose wine over work. as for the celeb power, this is after the beetlejuice star, michael keaton, called trump supporters naive and more persuadable. what's more easily persuadable than a voter whose decisions are influenced by pop culture? that's actually more insulting to your voter, that you think trotting out beyonce will get them to put a ring on it, you know. maybe if they -- if the

democrats think your vote can be swayed by a celebrity, they don't think much of you at all. >> all right. ahead the democrats are getting mighty desperate. hillary clinton is now comparing a trump rally to the nazis. ♪ ♪ ♪ it wasn't hard with cologuard®, ♪ ♪ i did it my way! ♪ colo-huh? ♪ cologuard! ♪ cologuard is for people 45+ at average risk, not high risk. false positive and negative results may occur. screen for colon cancer in your home, your way. ask your provider for, ♪ cologuard ♪

municipal bonds don't usually get the media coverage the stock market does. in fact, most people don't find them all that exciting. but, if you're looking for the potential for consistent income that's federally tax-free. now is an excellent time to consider municipal bonds from hennion & walsh. if you have at least $10,000 to invest, call and talk with one of our bond specialists at 1-800-217-3217. we'll send you our exclusive bond guide, free with details about how bonds can be an important part of your portfolio. hennion & walsh has specialized in fixed income and growth solutions for 30 years, and offers high-quality municipal bonds from across the country. they provide the potential for regular income are federally tax-free and have historically low risk. call today to request your free bond guide. 1-800-217-3217. that's 1-800-217-3217.

- [narrator] life with ear ringing 1-800-217-3217. sounded like a constant train whistle i couldn't escape. then i started taking lipo flavonoid. with 60 years of clinical experience, it's the number one doctor recommended brand for ear ringing. and now i'm finally free. take back control with lipo flavonoid. >> with 11 days to go, in a razor it to race, dems are pulling out their most drastic move in a playbook, calling donald trump hitler. hillary clinton is smearing trump's upcoming rally in

madison, new york, as the second coming of the nazis. >> trump actually reenacting the madison square garden rally in 1939, i don't think we can ignore it. please, open your eyes to the danger that this man poses to our country, because i think it is clear and present for anybody paying attention. >> she's not alone. kamala and obama are also ramping up their dark rhetoric. >> in politics, a good rule of thumb is, don't say you want to do anything like hitler. >> donald trump has become more confused, more unstable, and more angry. it's either donald trump in there, stewing -- stewing over his enemies list or me working for you, checking off my to-do

list! >> if you're wondering why this tactic sounds familiar, it's because it is. democrats have called the republican nominee hitler or a fascist for the past 60 years. so, judge, the madison square garden has hosted a number of these kinds of rallies. the democratic national convention in 1924, 1976, 1980, and 1992. the. >> i'm so glad you mentioned 1992, because that's when bill clinton accepted the democratic nomination for president. bill clinton, the husband of hillary, who thinks that if you go to madison square garden it's got to be a nazi rally. you know, the old adage stays true. you point one finger at someone, four fingers point back at you. so they're the ones. they talk about fascism, they didn't want us to have freedom of speech during covid. we couldn't talk about the enrollingin, about the

medication. religious institutions were closed down. casinos and movie theaters were open. i mean, everything about the democratic party during covid in times of emergency is about, you know, totallarianism and authoritarianism. they call this man hitler when they were two attempts, that we know of, on his life. one a bullet hit his head. yet they feel justified in calling the man hitler. you know, i don't think it's any coincidence that the joy candidate that kamala was supposed to be has now gone to darkness. she doesn't have a positive message. she has nothing she can say or explain to the american people that they can grab on to and say there's hope for me other than hate and despising people. she has a failed economy. she wants to fix prices. she has a housing market, she wants to inflate the cost of houses. and businesses for black people she wants to add an

unconstitutional benefit. i mean, and why would bob casey and who was tammy baldwin, all of those democrats running for senate in the united states senate support hitler. he's not hitler. >> jesse, there's other symbolism here. of course if you're a new yorker, one of the big accomplishments you can have is selling out madison square garden. will donald trump is a new yorker. also i saw today on twitter that frank sinatra's comeback concert was 50 years ago, october 15th, and the rally will be on sunday. >> everybody knows sinatra was racist. listen, kamala harris said hitler has some great ideas when she said that donald trump's border wall was a good idea. >> and featured it in her ads? >> kamala harris stole hitler's playbook. she said she wants no tax on tips. that's what hitler said. >> did he? >> think about it, cnn held a hitler town hall.

kamala harris shook hitler's hand before she debated him. chuck schumer was palling around with hitler at the al smith dinner having a grand old time. >> i was disappointed, to say the least. >> the israeli prime minister said hitler is the greatest friend they've ever had. this is ridiculous. >> i hope it's taken out of context. >> it probably will be. they're calling him hitler because they can't criticize his policies. you think about it, she's basically saying she's going to build a wall now. she's kept his tariff, most of his tax cuts. she kept his vaccine. she don't want to talk about policy, because he wins on policy, so they call him names. they say this is a decisive time, want to turn the page only name-calling and division, and in the last 24 hours biden and harris have said we have to look up the fascist. >> yeah. jessica, kamala harris wants to get rid of the filibuster, pack

the supreme court, so it's a legislative body for democrats, not necessarily a separate branch of government, and clearly they're doing this because they're getting some kind of data that shows it's working, right? or are they just throwing it up against the wall since everything else is not working for them? >> no. the there is data that people don't have faith in the supreme court, which right now is an arm of -- >> i mean the fascistism part. >> 100%. that's resonating with right-leaning independents, the haley block, the liz cheney block. they're getting this from mark milly and john kelly who gave on the record interviews. you can hear it in john kelly's own voice talking about it. central premise is we should not take his words seriously. that kamala harris' words matter, and donald trump's dis.

donald trump calls kamala quite regularly. he did it last month a couple times. he did it in august. jake tapper in the last hour was playing audio of it. not only does he call her a fascist, he calls her a communist. last time i checked communist was pretty bad. mao, stalin, responsible for over a hundred million people's deaths. george w. bush commemorated the lives lost to communism in 2007, i believe it was. so spare me, as usual. i don't think anyone should be called hitler. hitler is a unique -- a uniquely depraved human being. i don't want to use his name this those contexts, but to say this is something they're inventing, getting it from the people that worked for him, is not fair. if you're upset being called an authoritiarian, look at his truth social posts, the cease

and desist letter he has about prosecuting people he suspects of cheating. this extends to lawyers, political operatives, donors, illegal voters and -- >> why didn't he indict hillary clinton when he had the goods on her? >> because he had nothing on her. >> are you kidding? she didn't have classified documents? what about her laptop and phone? already he's talking about hunter biden. donald trump is trying to make sure that he heals the country. >> heals the country? >> yeah. >> so much of this projection o- >> these two situations are not equal. the democrats prefer that when they call you names, you don't call them names back. >> right. >> so this is trump saying fascist, whatever, relatively recent after seven, eight years,

calling him a nazi, hitler, whatever. there's no comparison between calling somebody a communist or -- i wish it were the same, but in our society it's not. people think nazis are worst than communists. you're right, more communists have -- why is that? in your party, you have people who actually call themselves socialists. you have people associated -- who endorse your candidate, who are communist, belong to the communist party. you don't have people going around, "i'm a fascist, are you? i work for the fascist party." they're not the same. my question is, if hillary and others are intent on calling trump hitler, which is what they're doing, what do they suggest we do? to vote kamala? is that what it is? seems overboard. seems like they're basically saying they want you to do something else, unless she

doesn't mean it. she might not mean it. what happens to all of these people who buy into this vision of the world if trump wins? what kind of collapse will we see? how will they feel when they were told that he was hitler, and then he's president? what are they going to do? what can we do about it? hey, i'm voting for trump. what happens to me? you know, what do i do? we're all in this together. how many people are we going to have on the street that believe hitler won? what are going to do us to? meanwhile, imagine if kamala harris won. will you see the same mental, violent implosion? there might be calls that the election might have been more transparent, but the acc realits we get on with our lives. it's not parent of our -- i don't know -- hobby. we have other interests. when you make out all about your identity, what is identity

politics? that is a democrat's life. their life is that trump is a nazi, what have they got left if he wins? >> what about the maga base who think he won the election? >> that's up to them. doesn't bother me. >> we don't control how they think. you want us to control people for what they think? >> no. i want people to understand that he lost the election, not lie about it. >> people can think what they want. this is america. >> we have to move on. kamala is skipping out on joe rorogan, but donald trump sits down with the podcaster.

>> after so much hype and negotiations, kamala harris is chickening out of her big joe rogan interview, with her mouthpiece blaming it on a scheduling conflict. watch. >> we talked with rogan and his team about the podcast. unfortunately it isn't going to work out right now, because of the scheduling of this period of the campaign. but, you know, she's taking her message to these huge platform audiences. donald trump with joe rogan, an interesting thing to watch. >> "an interesting thing to watch" indeed. donald trump more than happy to bring his maga message to joe rogan's massive audience of over 14 million listeners. he's sitting down with the popular podcast host during a visit to austin, texas today. it could prove to be a critical interview in a razor it to race. judge jeanine, she hasn't not done a lot of campaign events this week. >> first of all, she took a day and a half to do the cnn

interview, which was a disaster. secondly, she's ducking joe rogan. the woman is incapable of a conversation. do you know axios reported she actually had to do some kind of mock dinners on how she could communicate with donors during dinners, how to hold a wine class, how to have a conversation. remember, she didn't go to the al smith dinner. in a race this close, you don't insult roman catholics, you just don't do it, because she can't be self-deprecating with a script. even her message was made by someone else. am i surprised she's not doing it? absolutely not. first of all, she's in texas. what's the problem? she's already there with joe rogan in texas. it is the number one podcast in the country, if not in the world, as far as i know. and you need men? go to joe. that's where you go. finally, i don't care if you have a campaign rally, a dinner,

an interview, you cancel them all for joe rogan. the and this just wreaks of her team probably trying to set parameters and joe rogan saying, no parameters, thank you. she sits down and talks like everybody else or forget it. the woman is incapable of giving a substantive answer or a -- having a communication. we've watched it for 95 days. >> greg, she doesn't have to do three hours. she can do -- she could do 45. >> i don't blame her. kamala doing, like, a multihour podcast is like you doing "jeopardy." >> ha-ha-ha. >> a complete disaster. >> i agree. >> the one thing she didn't look was follow-up questions. if you watch joe rogan, it's three hours of follow-up questions. he's, like, this, "what do you mean? i don't understand. what's going on?" that's why he's so good, he kind of like -- he draws you out into

a universe that's beyond your lilly pad of fixed commentary. this is why trump -- this is a big deal, because it's a contrast between types. trump is, whether you like him or not, he's stamina personified. the guy could talk "the view" off a meat truck. she's sluggishness personified. she appears irritated and annoyed almost like why must i do this? her face is why must i do this? why am i here? she tired before she starts. one of the deceptions of that claim, she was the last to leave the room. it said nothing about what she did in that room. she could been texting emojis. >> maga hot emojis. >> yeah. >> she usually sends men out to do her dirty work. she sends walz, barack. she needs men, but never personally campaigns for them.

>> she has other people speak for her because she's not good speaking for herself. it's all about risk versus reward. they've seen over the past two weeks how it's gone, with her doing interviews, and the polling has gone in the opposite direction of where they needed to go. when you're a podcast setting, everything is fair game, especially joe rogan. the same goes for trump, by the way. he may be confronted with questions and clips he might not be so happy with, but she's showing up, willing to be confronted with. joe rogan will pull up articles, videos, play them back to his guests, have them respond in real time. bret baier did it in a similar with a interviewing kamala. clearly the campaign doesn't think they can change the minds of listeners, and that's why they've chosen not to have her go on the podcast. >> the democrats have come a long way. remember in covid, they said this guy was killing people, spewing misinformation, just responsible for death and

destruction. now all angling to get on his show. what happened? >> well, they're not. she's not going. >> they are. they're playing footsy with the guy, saying he's the devil. >> well, she took hands with hitler a few weeks ago. everything else is child play in comparison. i'm of the mindset that she should do this interview. he was gushing over her debate performance afterwards saying she absolutely demolished trump and that she was great, etc. that doesn't mean he won't push her on tough topics, especially immigration. he lives in texas. but i think it's a missed opportunity. at this point there are so few undecideds, and you hear over and over again they want to hear more from her. give them that chance. a couple things i wanted to add to it, on the stamina front, the days people say she wasn't doing anything, she did a telemundo

interview, a cnn interview, a town hall. trump has been canceling events left and right. he canceled the cnn interview. talk to your scheduler, and say i can't do it, because i'm old and tired. >> really? really. >> or he's shy? >> shy? he's not shy. >> no. i said shot. >> thankfully he hasn't been shot. >> give him a break. >> the point is if he would go anywhere, then he would have accepted alex cooper's invitation. before she did the kamala interview -- you're laughing. that's the second biggest podcast in the country. >> i don't think those voters are going to be voting for trump. >> that's not someone that's fearless then. he should show up and -- >> he should do red scare. >> i wish he'd go on the nba podcast. it doesn't matter. the point is these are the two

biggest podcasts. >> you have a podcast? >> i enjoy nba podcasts. it's nice that you know that about me. he should show up for the lady pod if he wants her. lady pod? >> what? what lady pod? >> red scare is way better. >> how many listeners does it have? 5 million? >> i don't know. i'm not like you. i don't read the blogs. >> blogs aren't even a thing anymore. >> i want to ask greg, did you get that shirt pilled from regular wear and tear or buy it pilled? >> when i get home, i'm going to ask the unskilled labor in my basement who's been pilling my shirts -- >> you keep calling it a shirt. it's a shacket. >> how much did it cost? >> you can afford it. i've seen it.

announcer: kamala harris wants us to believe that she is something new. but is she really? interviewer: would you have done something differently than president biden? kamala harris: there is not a thing that comes to mind in terms of... and i've been a part of most of the decisions... announcer: in other words, she wants more of the same. more inflation. more open borders. more disastrous foreign policy. why would anyone vote for more of this? restoration pac is responsible for the content of this advertising. if you have chronic kidney disease, you can reduce the risk of kidney failure with farxiga. because there are places you'd like to be. farxiga can cause serious side effects, including ketoacidosis that may be fatal, dehydration, urinary tract, or genital yeast infections, and low blood sugar. a rare, life-threatening bacterial infection in the skin of the perineum could occur. stop taking farxiga and call your doctor right away if you have symptoms of this infection,

an allergic reaction, or ketoacidosis. ♪ farxiga ♪ your memory is an amazing thing, but sometimes it can start to slow down. but did you know prevagen can help keep your memory sharp? the secret is the powerful ingredient, apoaequorin, originally discovered in jellyfish and found only in prevagen. in a clinical study, prevagen was shown to improve memory in subgroups of individuals who were cognitively normal or mildly impaired. stay sharp and improve your memory with prevagen. prevagen. in stores everywhere without a prescription.

take an ekg from anywhere, but with 6-times the data. can your smartwatch do that? introducing kardiamobile 6l, the fda-cleared ekg that provides six-times more heart data than any smartwatch. and it detects three of the most common arrhythmias in just 30 seconds, including atrial fibrillation, bradycardia and tachycardia. kardiamobile 6l, the world's most advanced personal ekg. get yours today at kardia.com or amazon.

welcome to ameriprise. i'm sam morrison. my brother max recommended you. so, my best friend sophie says you've been a huge help. at ameriprise financial, more than 9 out of 10 of our clients are likely to recommend us. our neighbors, the garcía's, love working with you. because the advice we give is personalized, -hey, john reese, jr. -how's your father doing? to help reach your goals with confidence. my sister's told me so much about you. that's why it's more than advice worth listening to.

it's advice worth talking about. ameriprise financial. ♪ ♪ >> welcome back. time for the fastest. first up, amazing or stupid idea. new york city may give pet owners paid time off to care for sick animals. sounds stupid to me. greg? >> it kind of sounds like a good idea, but every good idea gets gained. therapy pets, people gained that to fly with their pets or whatever. there will be employees that abuse this, and nobody will want to hire single ladies with five cats. in your face, jessica, are you and your cats. >> i'm allergic to cats. >> you know what, i like you. the. >> i'm a single lady with four dogs. >> there you go. >> that's a whole another

category. >> i don't care. i don't care about this. i think it's ridiculous. >> they're eating the dogs, eating the cats. >> i don't like this is a forced thing on companies, but i'm a big fan of companies giving a certain number of days and use them how you want. >> what's a pet, by the way? could it be a fish? >> if you keep a person in a closet, take of your animals if they get sick. >> >> pets are very much part of the family. >> up next, together they made the weirdest of all time.

helen mirren says it's so sad that kurt cobain died when he did, because he never saw gps. it's the most wonderful thing. my little blue dot walking down the screen. i find it completely magical and unbelievable. i feel like kurt cobain missed more than the gps. >> gps is really cool, because you can be in the middle of the ocean somewhere, put your location on google maps, screenshot where you are. on the border of certain countries, doing something cool, you can screenshot the map. i think it's neat. i remember the days when you had to print out the mapquest directions. that killed a lot of trees. we like the gps better. >> judge, do you think that kurt cobain and helen mirren knew each other? >> why is kurt cobain in this thing? he died 30 years ago. i think she's wonderful. i really do. i don't understand the kurt

cobain part. jesse? >> nirvana is the worst. they ruined music. >> what? >> music was great. the '90s came along, nirvana came on to the scene and destroyed music. greg is shaking his head. i rest my case. he probably loves nirvana. that should tell you everything about how right i am. i'm a very open-minded person. i'm so open-minded i'm close-minded. i love all kinds of music. i don't hate anything. i don't like to use the word "hate," but i hate nirvana. >> what about nickelback? >> i think i like nickelback. >> that speaks so badly of you. >> a couple good nickelback songs. >> and no good nirvana songs? >> none. >> greg, how about you? >> it's an entering concept, seeing things other people aren't able to enjoy. think about the middle ages, people could have lived longer

had they lived enough for medical technology. james dean died young. he was never able to enjoy a mento. buddy holly never saw a single episode of "charles in charge." think about all the people that died before they could see me. think about that. >> that's a loss to society. >> it is a loss to society. i understand what she's saying. what if after you die jesse they discover a drug that could triple your lifespan? wouldn't you be pissed off? >> no. i had a good life. i'm ready to go. >> i agree. >> fan mail friday is up next. ♪ with fastsigns, create factory grade visual solutions to perfect your process. ♪

fastsigns. make your statement™.

>> that's for you, jesse. all right. first question from docksy. what's the worst purchase you've ever made? i got to go to you, jesse, because you're shallow. >> worst purchase i ever made? >> i can help you out. >> hmm. i bought a i bought a taxidermy

bear. >> yeah? >> and i don't think the taxidermist was qualified, because it stank like dead bear. i was in the house for a while. i thought it would give me more of an outdoorsy flavor, and it ended up kind of seeping into bed sheets. we had to throw a lot of stuff out. >> oh, wow. that's a great story. and disgusting. katie, what b about you? >> worst thing? i bought one of those popcorn machines once, like the ones you see at the movie theatre, a cute little one, and it was a disaster. total nightmare. >> judge? >> i love orientalist art, which can is -- >> excuse me! asian. >> orientalist art, middle eastern art, before they knew

there was a middle east. we're talking 1500s, 1600s. i bought a copy of one, and i had dreams of it being fabulous, and it was horrible. >> hmm. jessica? >> i beauty a fancy juicer thinking -- like i like juice. >> everyone around the taken likes them. it's not a debate. >> the juicer was stupid. >> why? >> it's hard to make your own green juices. >> you just put it in. >> no, it's not. you stamp the kale and -- >> i think they control the weather. >> i'm going to go with -- i was thinking about this. i bought a 1983 honda prelude. maybe it was '87. i must have bought the only honda prelude that had to have

its engine replaced. >> i thought you were going to say that shirt. >> oh, that's painful. "one more thing" up next.

.

♪ >> judge jeanine: it's time now for "one more thing." jessica? >> jessica: okay, this baseball super fan ready for the world series check out 9-year-old ryan's halloween costume scored him a home run for creativity. the favorite player is l.a. dodgers pitcher shohei ohtani. wasn't enough to dress up as his hero he dressed up as the baseball card itself. custom box back drop with stats on it. world game series today on fox. >> greg: kids in cages. >> judge jeanine: fantastic. come catch criminals on the street this caught a on the court. decided to challenge a 11-year-old in basketball to a

game of three while taking a break from his patrol. in just 40 seconds the kids schooled him 3-zip and sent the officer packing. guess you could say this deputy has to work on his shot. how is that, greg? oh, stop it. all right, anyway, and i will be on hannity tonight. all right. greg? >> greg: we got a great show tonight. ever since the, you know, the world series was canceled for tonight. [laughter] kat timpf, pete hegseth. he's so ugly. dave rubin, tyrus tonight at 10:00. let's do this. greg's pumpkin pov. every night until halloween i'm going to have a point of view of somebody eating a pumpkin this case racoon babies. digging in and treat. hickory and blue bell only 6 months old, jesse. much like your new hair piece. ever bit as furry and mangey as your back. this is the first time encountering a pumpkin and they are loving it. eat away, my little feathered

friends. >> judge jeanine: jesse? >> jesse: let the record show no hair on my back it is clean, it's beautiful. i don't wax it. i don't want you to get the wrong idea. >> katie: can we get going here? i don't want to get cut out again. >> jesse: fine, katy, "jesse watters primetime," trump derangement syndrome therapist, he treats tds tonight on "jesse watters primetime." >> judge jeanine: that's all you have to say? >> jesse: no i want to give more time to jesse. >> katie: thank you very much. i appreciate it. big shout-out to the national journalism centers dow prize for excellence in journalism. >> the award highlights investigative journalists both accuracy. matt, taibbi, bari weiss and michael shellen persianer won the award for bitter files. looking forward to the winner. >> judge jeanine: to have been nominated. that's great. that's it for us. have great night and great weekend. >> bret: hey, judge have great weekend, too. thank you. >> judge jeanine: okay.