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lol everybody i'm judge jeanine pirro with jessica tarlov, jesse watters and greg got felled is that corduroy? >> it's a pilled shirt. >> it's 5:00 in new york city and this is the five. ♪ ♪ it's going to be ashow nail-biter the latest head-to-head matchup from "the new york times" shows a dead tepe and even 48-48 split between harris and trump. both candidates out t in texas today ramping up the trash talk. >> harrises in texas to rub shoulders with woke celebrities isn't thatdo exciting? >> the comment donald trump made about america being the trash can of the world he really belittles our country. s

>> first of altol harris refuses to stop importing these killers into our country. >> america deserves better. >> even though thanks are neck and neck one campaign is privately and freak out mode as according to ask es democratic insiders already are worrying s has blown it. somewhere even pointing their finger at joe biden if harris loses check this out. >> it's her 92nd day of the campaign it's more like a european snap election than anything else. i this is her big challenge. if she p loses it will be in par becauseae she wasn't nominee ann given time to grow. but she has assistant message. >> if that sound like hillary 2016 harrises rolling out the red carpet for celebrities to headline her closing rallies. beyonce has reportedly set toat hit th ae stage at a harris evet in houston later tonight.

that is after samuel l. jackson and bruce springsteen brought out there's star power to a georgia rally. watch. >> i'm bruce springsteen and i'' here today to support kamala harris and tim walz.to donald trump is running to be an american tyrant.y, i he does not understand this country or its history or what it means to be deeply american.o >> her favorite curse wordri isa favorite of mine as well. but i ain't going to say that word. i don'.t know about you but that's a president i can stand behind. >> katie i will go to you first. we heard jim -- jim mussinanoug singh is a candidate harris didn't have enough time to grow as a candidate. isn't being th ue understudy for

three years and ten months i president of the united statesue enough tim te to grow into the race agree. >> you could argue if the raceau ran longer she'd be in worse shape because as time went on the more she had to do publicly the worst her poll numbers haved been getting and more independents are going over to the trump campaign. what did the hady expect thoughy had an option to do an open c convention and avenue tried-and-truean candidates who have the collections before not just the u.s. still election bu went through a primary process and lost who had been tested anh theyey didn't do that they got behind harris assuming she would when joe biden pushewad againsto forced out and other blaming foo not getting out sooner you had barack obama sing maybe biden was a better choice at this point i think if she round thear e campaign longer sheet of problem's but things are notth leaning in the direction they t want theimm to and they are

running out of time. >> jesse the majoritedy of v uncommitted voters are from 18-34. you think dragging out samuel l. jackson or bruce springsteen will appeam?l to th? >> no. the mcdonald's visit affected more people than any of that. i think they said 37% of young americans who saw the viz are leading -- leaning towards trump. i opened with a more my mom was making scrambled eggs and went jesse look at this ask es saysoa nervous democrats fear that harris is blowing it. i looked to my mother and i could've been a jerk but i'm not a jerk. i'm a good sport and i'm a kind son. a compassionate american and i just said can i have my eggs police i didn't rub it in i'myi not tryingng to brag you look at the polls he has tied judge it's the first time he has ever been tied going into a race like thih he was down big with hillary and

biden.t. and when you have a tide poll with trump on television i'mtigh saying the race is tight i'mno saying other things to my friends. not to my mother but my friends. it's funny that they blame joe biden. how about just blaming joe bidet the last from fraud years. people don't want to vote democrats because been amassed of the border is wide open it has nothincog to do with the cot and timing o sf it. it should have happened in athen normal primary process.ca and thennd we have a regularma candidate instead ofla harris wo is not ready. never was ready. if you bring out beyonce you want to know why they told her she would come at the dnc and roy cooper showed up.ll the governor of north carolina. i think rotexay will show up too

in texas. >> jessica they spent a billion on this campaign they tried joye and thd,e threat to democracy ad put her out more in the media and a donald trump is chipping away. is that r a bad campaign or is e a bad candidate? i willed me november 15 tell you what actually happened. >> people in your partou'ry are freaking out the. >> yeah, and we freak out every election.an we arexi true to form. democrats are anxious people. ouoiler sheets are soiled not i, actual gross way but in that sweating it out because it's so tight. "the new york times" siena people are what people are waiting for their work nuggets a good news so 15% are undecided s and she has a ten-point10 advantage with them in emersonrs she'ons up 16 -36 and that. the harvard youth pulley at thea

young guns she has a bigger lead of young voters than biden did 60-32 so that early voter data looks good.ti mei went in a time machine while you are visiting your mom. i went back over to a time in twain 12 and on election day 11 days out and obama was up 0.7 which didn't jibe with how ith felt about the election.ti mitt romney the moston sexist mn if i ever liveth if erica hadad this huge surge at the end that made people like jesse feelen t,confident and obama took it by 3.9. now i don't know if that's what's going to happen but we have seen a jump ball the ended up going in the democratsab direction one ofou the theories about what's going on with trump is he is certainly getting more support but it's in inefficientn ways. is doing better in florida anded

california than he needs to or new york your places he won'te win or will win comfortably. he's not putting together thewe coalition he needs'l in the swig states. we will see if it pans out that would be the best route for thei democrats if we are going to win this but we would never assume we are going to win that's a thing.p >> where does the undecided people go?u >> uncommitted voters need tnooe committed. how can yo u not now. like you not sure if you get it checked -- i kiss on the cheek or a slap in the face no fence dug and half. democrats should freak out because if they lose it is according to them the end of the world. it's o over. trump is a tyrant, hitler you name it we will talk about it. if the ly are lucky the early prediction the earth would end in the late 20s will come earlier. >> i'm hoping for that. >> i want to piggyback on what you said about she wasn't the nominee long enough.

well whose fault tha is that. t everybody knew joe biden's braia was french toast and it was hidden from america treating his senile leg big foot. the video evidence were deep fakes or whatever you could havm had that when he 50 men meant you should have had it. and then maybe you might have a good candidate. but it instead you're stuck witn a bartender in a pantsuit. it's your fault and urate three and a half years it's more than enough time to learn but she wasn't learning she chose a wine overwork. as for the celerit y power.ic it's after the betelgeuse star michael keaton called trump supporters naive and easilype persuadable. what's more easily persuadable thanrsuada a voter whose decisie influenced by pop-culture? that is more insulting to your voter then you think trotting out beyonce will get them to put a ring on it right.

if thein democrats think your ve can be swayed by a celebrity they don't think of you much at all. >> ahead democrats are getting mighty desperate. hillary is now comparing a trum rally to the. ♪ cologuard! ♪ cologuard is for people 45+ at average risk, not high risk. false positive and negative results may occur. screen for colon cancer in your home, your way. ask your provider for, ♪ cologuard ♪

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madison, new york, as the second coming of the nazis. >> trump actually reenacting the madison square garden rally in 1939, i don't think we can ignore it. please, open your eyes to the danger that this man poses to our country, because i think it is clear and present for anybody paying attention. >> she's not alone. kamala and obama are also ramping up their dark rhetoric. >> in politics, a good rule of thumb is, don't say you want to do anything like hitler. >> donald trump has become more confused, more unstable, and more angry. it's either donald trump in there, stewing -- stewing over his enemies list or me working for you, checking off my to-do

list! >> if you're wondering why this tactic sounds familiar, it's because it is. democrats have called the republican nominee hitler or a fascist for the past 60 years. so, judge, the madison square garden has hosted a number of these kinds of rallies. the democratic national convention in 1924, 1976, 1980, and 1992. the. >> i'm so glad you mentioned 1992, because that's when bill clinton accepted the democratic nomination for president. bill clinton, the husband of hillary, who thinks that if you go to madison square garden it's got to be a nazi rally. you know, the old adage stays true. you point one finger at someone, four fingers point back at you. so they're the ones. they talk about fascism, they didn't want us to have freedom of speech during covid. we couldn't talk about the enrollingin, about the

medication. religious institutions were closed down. casinos and movie theaters were open. i mean, everything about the democratic party during covid in times of emergency is about, you know, totallarianism and authoritarianism. they call this man hitler when they were two attempts, that we know of, on his life. one a bullet hit his head. yet they feel justified in calling the man hitler. you know, i don't think it's any coincidence that the joy candidate that kamala was supposed to be has now gone to darkness. she doesn't have a positive message. she has nothing she can say or explain to the american people that they can grab on to and say there's hope for me other than hate and despising people. she has a failed economy. she wants to fix prices. she has a housing market, she wants to inflate the cost of houses. and businesses for black people she wants to add an unconstitutional benefit.

i mean, and why would bob casey and who was tammy baldwin, all of those democrats running for senate in the united states senate support hitler. he's not hitler. >> jesse, there's other symbolism here. of course if you're a new yorker, one of the big accomplishments you can have is selling out madison square garden. will donald trump is a new yorker. also i saw today on twitter that frank sinatra's comeback concert was 50 years ago, october 15th, and the rally will be on sunday. >> everybody knows sinatra was racist. listen, kamala harris said hitler has some great ideas when she said that donald trump's border wall was a good idea. >> and featured it in her ads? >> kamala harris stole hitler's playbook. she said she wants no tax on tips. that's what hitler said. >> did he? >> think about it, cnn held a hitler town hall.

kamala harris shook hitler's hand before she debated him. chuck schumer was palling around with hitler at the al smith dinner having a grand old time. >> i was disappointed, to say the least. >> the israeli prime minister said hitler is the greatest friend t they've ever had. this is ridiculous. >> i hope it's taken out of context. >> it probably will be. they're calling him hitler because they can't criticize his policies. you think about it, she's basically saying she's going to build a wall now. she's kept his tariff, most of his tax cuts. she kept his vaccine. she don't want to talk about policy, because he wins on policy, so they call him names. they say this is a decisive time, want to turn the page only name-calling and division, and in the last 24 hours biden and harris have said we have to look up the fascist. >> yeah. jessica, kamala harris wants to get rid of the filibuster, pack

the supreme court, so it's a legislative body for democrats, not necessarily a separate branch of government, and clearly they're doing this because they're getting some kind of data that shows it's working, right? or are they just throwing it up against the wall since everything else is not working for them? >> no. the there is data that people don't have faith in the supreme court, which right now is an arm of -- >> i mean the fascistism part. >> 100%. that's resonating with right-leaning independents, the haley block, the liz cheney block. they're getting this from mark milly and john kelly who gave on the record interviews. you can hear it in john kelly's own voice talking about it. central premise is we should not take his words seriously. that kamala harris' words matter, and donald trump's dis.

donald trump calls kamala quite regularly. he did it last month a couple times. he did it in august. jake tapper in the last hour was playing audio of it. not only does he call her a fascist, he calls her a communist. last time i checked communist was pretty bad. mao, stalin, responsible for over a hundred million people's deaths. george w. bush commemorated the lives lost to communism in 2007, i believe it was. so spare me, as usual. i don't think anyone should be called hitler. hitler is a unique -- a uniquely depraved human being. i don't want to use his name this those contexts, but to say this is something they're inventing, getting it from the people that worked for him, is not fair. if you're upset being called an authoritiarian, look at his truth social posts, the cease

and desist letter he has about prosecuting people he suspects of cheating. this extends to lawyers, political operatives, donors, illegal voters and -- >> why didn't he indict hillary clinton when he had the goods on her? >> because he had nothing on her. >> are you kidding? she didn't have classified documents? what about her laptop and phone? already he's talking about hunter biden. donald trump is trying to make sure that he heals the country. >> heals the country? >> yeah. >> so much of this projection o- >> these two situations are not equal. the democrats prefer that when they call you names, you don't call them names back. >> right. >> so this is trump saying fascist, whatever, relatively recent after seven, eight years,

calling him a nazi, hitler, whatever. there's no comparison between calling somebody a communist or -- i wish it were the same, but in our society it's not. people think nazis are worst than communists. you're right, more communists have -- why is that? in your party, you have people who actually call themselves socialists. you have people associated -- who endorse your candidate, who are communist, belong to the communist party. you don't have people going around, "i'm a fascist, are you? i work for the fascist party." they're not the same. my question is, if hillary and others are intent on calling trump hitler, which is what they're doing, what do they suggest we do? to vote kamala? is that what it is? seems overboard. seems like they're basically saying they want you to do something else, unless she doesn't mean it.

she might not mean it. what happens to all of these people who buy into this vision of the world if trump wins? what kind of collapse will we see? how will they feel when they were told that he was hitler, and then he's president? what are they going to do? what can we do about it? hey, i'm voting for trump. what happens to me? you know, what do i do? we're all in this together. how many people are we going to have on the street that believe hitler won? what are going to do us to? meanwhile, imagine if kamala harris won. will you see the same mental, violent implosion? there might be calls that the election might have been more transparent, but the accoun reas we get on with our lives. it's not parent of our -- i don't know -- hobby. we have other interests. when you make out all about your identity, what is identity

politics? that is a democrat's life. their life is that trump is a nazi, what have they got left if he wins? >> what about the maga base who think he won the election? >> that's up to them. doesn't bother me. >> we don't control how they think. you want us to control people for what they think? >> no. i want people to understand that he lost the election, not lie about it. >> people can think what they want. this is america. >> we have to move on. kamala is skipping out on joe rowinrogan, but donald trump sis down with the podcaster.

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>> after so much hype and negotiations, kamala harris is chickening out of her big joe rogan interview, with her mouthpiece blaming it on a scheduling conflict. watch. >> we talked with rogan and his team about the podcast. unfortunately it isn't going to work out right now, because of the scheduling of this period of the campaign. but, you know, she's taking her message to these huge platform audiences. donald trump with joe rogan, an interesting thing to watch. >> "an interesting thing to watch" indeed. donald trump more than happy to bring his maga message to joe rogan's massive audience of over 14 million listeners. he's sitting down with the popular podcast host during a visit to austin, texas today. it could prove to be a critical interview in a razor it to race. judge jeanine, she hasn't not done a lot of campaign events this week. >> first of all, she took a day and a half to do the cnn

interview, which was a disaster. secondly, she's ducking joe rogan. the woman is incapable of a conversation. do you know axios reported she actually had to do some kind of mock dinners on how she could communicate with donors during dinners, how to hold a wine class, how to have a conversation. remember, she didn't go to the al smith dinner. in a race this close, you don't insult roman catholics, you just don't do it, because she can't be self-deprecating with a script. even her message was made by someone else. am i surprised she's not doing it? absolutely not. first of all, she's in texas. what's the problem? she's already there with joe rogan in texas. it is the number one podcast in the country, if not in the world, as far as i know. and you need men? go to joe. that's where you go. finally, i don't care if you have a campaign rally, a dinner,

an interview, you cancel them all for joe rogan. the and this just wreaks of her team probably trying to set parameters and joe rogan saying, no parameters, thank you. she sits down and talks like everybody else or forget it. the woman is incapable of giving a substantive answer or a -- having a communication. we've watched it for 95 days. >> greg, she doesn't have to do three hours. she can do -- she could do 45. >> i don't blame her. kamala doing, like, a multihour podcast is like you doing "jeopardy." >> ha-ha-ha. >> a complete disaster. >> i agree. >> the one thing she didn't look was follow-up questions. if you watch joe rogan, it's three hours of follow-up questions. he's, like, this, "what do you mean? i don't understand. what's going on?" that's why he's so good, he kind of like -- he draws you out into

a universe that's beyond your lilly pad of fixed commentary. this is why trump -- this is a big deal, because it's a contrast between types. trump is, whether you like him or not, he's stamina personified. the guy could talk "the view" off a meat truck. she's sluggishness personified. she appears irritated and annoyed almost like why must i do this? her face is why must i do this? why am i here? she tired before she starts. one of the deceptions of that claim, she was the last to leave the room. it said nothing about what she did in that room. she could been texting emojis. >> maga hot emojis. >> yeah. >> she usually sends men out to do her dirty work. she sends walz, barack. she needs men, but never personally campaigns for them.

>> she has other people speak for her because she's not good speaking for herself. it's all about risk versus reward. they've seen over the past two weeks how it's gone, with her doing interviews, and the polling has gone in the opposite direction of where they needed to go. when you're a podcast setting, everything is fair game, especially joe rogan. the same goes for trump, by the way. he may be confronted with questions and clips he might not be so happy with, but she's showing up, willing to be confronted with. joe rogan will pull up articles, videos, play them back to his guests, have them respond in real time. bret baier did it in a similar with a interviewing kamala. clearly the campaign doesn't think they can change the minds of listeners, and that's why they've chosen not to have her go on the podcast. >> the democrats have come a long way. remember in covid, they said this guy was killing people, spewing misinformation, just responsible for death and

destruction. now all angling to get on his show. what happened? >> well, they're not. she's not going. >> they are. they're playing footsy with the guy, saying he's the devil. >> well, she took hands with hitler a few weeks ago. everything else is child play in comparison. i'm of the mindset that she should do this interview. he was gushing over her debate performance afterwards saying she absolutely demolished trump and that she was great, etc. that doesn't mean he won't push her on tough topics, especially immigration. he lives in texas. but i think it's a missed opportunity. at this point there are so few undecideds, and you hear over and over again they want to hear more from her. give them that chance. a couple things i wanted to add to it, on the stamina front, the days people say she wasn't doing anything, she did a telemundo

interview, a cnn interview, a town hall. trump has been canceling events left and right. he canceled the cnn interview. talk to your scheduler, and say i can't do it, because i'm old and tired. >> really? really. >> or he's shy? >> shy? he's not shy. >> no. i said shot. >> thankfully he hasn't been shot. >> give him a break. >> the point is if he would go anywhere, then he would have accepted alex cooper's invitation. before she did the kamala interview -- you're laughing. that's the second biggest podcast in the country. >> i don't think those voters are going to be voting for trump. >> that's not someone that's fearless then. he should show up and -- >> he should do red scare. >> i wish he'd go on the nba podcast. it doesn't matter. the point is these are the two

biggest podcasts. >> you have a podcast? >> i enjoy nba podcasts. it's nice that you know that about me. he should show up for the lady pod if he wants her. lady pod? >> what? what lady pod? >> red scare is way better. >> how many listeners does it have? 5 million? >> i don't know. i'm not like you. i don't read the blogs. >> blogs aren't even a thing anymore. >> i want to ask greg, did you get that shirt pilled from regular wear and tear or buy it pilled? >> when i get home, i'm going to ask the unskilled labor in my basement who's been pilling my shirts -- >> you keep calling it a shirt. it's a shacket. >> how much did it cost? >> you can afford it. i've seen it.

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♪ ♪ >> welcome back. time for the fastest. first up, amazing or stupid idea. new york city may give pet owners paid time off to care for sick animals. sounds stupid to me. greg? >> it kind of sounds like a good idea, but every good idea gets gained. therapy pets, people gained that to fly with their pets or whatever. there will be employees that abuse this, and nobody will want to hire single ladies with five cats. in your face, jessica, are you and your cats. >> i'm allergic to cats. >> you know what, i like you. the. >> i'm a single lady with four dogs. >> there you go. >> that's a whole another

category. >> i don't care. i don't care about this. i think it's ridiculous. >> they're eating the dogs, eating the cats. >> i don't like this is a forced thing on companies, but i'm a big fan of companies giving a certain number of days and use them how you want. >> what's a pet, by the way? could it be a fish? >> if you keep a person in a closet, take of your animals if they get sick. >> >> pets are very much part of the family. >> up next, together they made the weirdest of all time.

helen mirren says it's so sad that kurt cobain died when he did, because he never saw gps. it's the most wonderful thing. my little blue dot walking down the screen. i find it completely magical and unbelievable. i feel like kurt cobain missed more than the gps. >> gps is really cool, because you can be in the middle of the ocean somewhere, put your location on google maps, screenshot where you are. on the border of certain countries, doing something cool, you can screenshot the map. i think it's neat. i remember the days when you had to print out the mapquest directions. that killed a lot of trees. we like the gps better. >> judge, do you think that kurt cobain and helen mirren knew each other? >> why is kurt cobain in this thing? he died 30 years ago. i think she's wonderful. i really do. i don't understand the kurt

cobain part. jesse? >> nirvana is the worst. they ruined music. >> what? >> music was great. the '90s came along, nirvana came on to the scene and destroyed music. greg is shaking his head. i rest my case. he probably loves nirvana. that should tell you everything about how right i am. i'm a very open-minded person. i'm so open-minded i'm close-minded. i love all kinds of music. i don't hate anything. i don't like to use the word "hate," but i hate nirvana. >> what about nickelback? >> i think i like nickelback. >> that speaks so badly of you. >> a couple good nickelback songs. >> and no good nirvana songs? >> none. >> greg, how about you? >> it's an entering concept, seeing things other people aren't able to enjoy. think about the middle ages, people could have lived longer

had they lived enough for medical technology. james dean died young. he was never able to enjoy a mento. buddy holly never saw a single episode of "charles in charge." think about all the people that died before they could see me. think about that. >> that's a loss to society. >> it is a loss to society. i understand what she's saying. what if after you die jesse they discover a drug that could triple your lifespan? wouldn't you be pissed off? >> no. i had a good life. i'm ready to go. >> i agree. >> fan mail friday is up next. were you worried the wedding would be too much? nahhhh... (inner monologue) another destination wedding?? why can't they use my backyard!! with empower, we get all of our financial questions answered. so we don't have to worry.

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>> that's for you, jesse. all right. first question from docksy. what's the worst purchase you've ever made? i got to go to you, jesse, because you're shallow. >> worst purchase i ever made? >> i can help you out. >> hmm. i bought a i bought a taxidermy

bear. >> yeah? >> and i don't think the taxidermist was qualified, because it stank like dead bear. i was in the house for a while. i thought it would give me more of an outdoorsy flavor, and it ended up kind of seeping into bed sheets. we had to throw a lot of stuff out. >> oh, wow. that's a great story. and disgusting. katie, what bu about you? >> worst thing? i bought one of those popcorn machines once, like the ones you see at the movie theatre, a cute little one, and it was a disaster. total nightmare. >> judge? >> i love orientalist art, which can is -- >> excuse me! asian. >> orientalist art, middle eastern art, before they knew

there was a middle east. we're talking 1500s, 1600s. i bought a copy of one, and i had dreams of it being fabulous, and it was horrible. >> hmm. jessica? >> i beauty a fancy juicer thinking -- like i like juice. >> everyone around the taken likes them. it's not a debate. >> the juicer was stupid. >> why? >> it's hard to make your own green juices. >> you just put it in. >> no, it's not. you stamp the kale and -- >> i think they control the weather. >> i'm going to go with -- i was thinking about this. i bought a 1983 honda prelude. maybe it was '87. i must have bought the only honda prelude that had to have

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taking a break from his patrol in just 40s. the kids schooled him three zip and sent the officer packing. guess you can say this deputy has to work on his shot. how's that greg? oh! stop it! all right. anyway, and i'll be on hannity tonight. all right. greg. oh, we got a great show tonight. ever since the, you know, you know, the world series was canceled for tonight. so you can just come over here. captain pete hegseth. he's so ugly. dave rubin, tyrus, tonight at ten. let's do this. greg's pumpkin pov every night until halloween, i'm going to have a point of view of somebody eating a pumpkin. in this case, it's raccoon babies, also known as kits. dig it in and join a pumpkin tree. their names hickory and bluebell. they're only six months old, jesse. much like your new hairpiece. and they're every bit as furry and mangy as your back. this is the first time encountering a pumpkin and they are loving it. either way, my little feathered

friends. okay, jesse, let the record show i have no hair on my back. my back is clean. it is beautiful. i don't wax it. i don't want you to get the wrong idea. keep going. here. yeah, yeah. katie wants to get one more thing. fine. katie. jesse watters, prime time trump derangement syndrome therapist. oh, he treats tds tonight on jesse watters primetime. that's all you have to say? no, i want to give more time to katie. thank you very much, jesse. i appreciate it. all right. big shout out to all the finalists of the national journalism center's dow prize for excellence in journalism. the award highlights investigative journalists who exhibit both courage and accuracy. three big categories. the winner is announced next month. and last year, matt taibbi, barry weiss and michael shellenberger won the award for the twitter files. so looking forward to the winner. congratulations. or been nominated. that's great. all right, that's it for us. have a great night and a great weekend. welcome to jesse watters. prime time tonight