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yes, i know i agree. so much. objectify me. go ahead. it's friday, so you know what that means. let's welcome tonight's guests. well, he's hotter than a hezbollah pager. co-host of fox and friends weekend, pete hegseth. take it. like the sandwich, this reuben is a pile of meat on two tasty buns. oh, said the rubin report. dave rubin. you can't control her even with a baby stroller. new york times best selling author and fox news contributor kat timpf. and he hired a team of landscapers to trim his beard. new york times best selling author, comedian and former nwa world champion tyrus. we're in. all right, fair enough. before

we get to some new stories, let's do this. the shirt is greg's leftovers. bothering me. this shirt. okay. sorry. it's leftovers where i read the jokes. we didn't use this week. and as always, it's my first time reading them. so if they suck, we'll dress joe mackey as a nanny and send him to doug emhoff. an article in the atlantic said donald trump was speaking like hitler, stalin and mussolini. well, at least he's speaking german. russian and italian, which is a stark contrast with kamala, who struggles with english. according to the daily signal, kamala harris was admitted to law school through a program for students with educational disadvantages, economic hardship or disability. all right, both of her parents were professors, which makes the educational disadvantage and the economic hardship sound implausible. so that leaves disability. i'll give her that.

nearly 100 members of britain's left wing labor party planned to come to the states to campaign for kamala, democrats taking them in as houseguests have been instructed to leave out glasses of water for their teeth. hall of fame boxer tommy hitman hearns joined donald trump on stage at a rally in detroit. how ironic. hearns fought 67 times, yet it's kamala's fans with the brain damage. oh yeah, low blow. in an nbc interview, kamala claims joe biden was capable in every way, adding you should have seen him, bob and weave when pelosi was stabbing him. when asked why she's performing badly with men, kamala replied, come to my events and you'll

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the show. yes, yes. according to a new poll, the average american consumes 80 pounds of sugar every year. although this guy really threw off the curve. all right. enough. so, according to bob woodward's new book, war, joe biden was disturbingly frail and confused at campaign fundraisers over a year before his debate debacle. i know that's like finding out joy behar has a weakness for kielbasa. of course, it's news now because woodward has a book to sell. i mean, seriously, what would be the upside of letting the free world know they're being led by a corpse? in the book, woodward quotes a donor as saying that during one fundraiser in june 2023, biden could not wait to sit down and only took two pre-arranged questions. according to another attendee, he was like your 87 year old senile grandfather. yeah, i wish. at a new york event the following month,

another observer says, quote, he never completed a sentence. he would start to talk about something, jump somewhere else. he told the same story three times in exactly the same way, and it meandered so much. frankly, my impression was there were times it was, though we didn't exist. he was just rambling and talking as to what came into his head. well, that sounds familiar. but. of course, up until the debate disaster, the white house and the media all insisted biden was better than ever. sharp as a tack, running rings around staffers one third his age. rumor had it he even beat randi weingarten's record for the deadlift. yet we could see with our own eyes that it was bull. and the whole time woodward knew, and he didn't tell us because he wanted to sell a lousy book. usually they have journalists standards that low. you have to work here. but

imagine what would have happened if woodward had reported on this 16 months ago. imagine if the dems had been forced to rip off the band-aid and admit the old man was finished. maybe the dnc would have found a better candidate altogether. like this. or this. or this. it would have been painful for them, but not nearly as painful as the past three months. but remember, not only did kamala harris help engineer biden's removal from the ticket, she still left him in place as part of the cover up. she didn't introduce the 25th amendment, so you not only had an unelected, awful candidate installed onto the ticket, you had a decrepit, incapable leader allowed to stay and run the most vital country in the world, fraught with tenuous relationships with other superpowers. thanks, bob. this raises another question if the 25th amendment was threatened but not invoked, why? well, forget joe, it would

have been a disaster for kamala. given the problems with russia, china, the middle east, they couldn't let the country see her as president for six remaining months. but woodward kept biden's decline under wraps, which led to the coup, installing kamala without a primary. and once you betray americans in the most basic regard, it becomes that much easier to betray them in everything else. so if you're a dem and you want to get mad at somebody, it's not trump. it's woodward and the rest of the media who covered for this charade. bob could have saved you from all of this horrible fate, dems, but that wouldn't have made the bestseller list, period. pete. you've had a number one bestseller, so you understand what i'm talking about. it's true. i could have spoken out a lot earlier. yes. and you didn't. and shame on you. shame on me and your patriotic socks. but you know

what's funny? it is like this is always the case that with, like, woodward and other exposés, they hold on to the news that should have been released earlier because it's better for the book. they could have held on to that nixon news, too. yeah. for a book? yes. it just didn't seem to. they had to get it out right away. exactly. bob, it almost seems like he's playing for one team here. yeah, i mean, we know how that all works. i've said that for years. a lot of people have books will be written. this is the only first one. you're pointing the finger at, bob and rightfully so. but there are dozens of bob's. there's a jill, there's everybody else in the white that knew exactly what was going down. even before 2023. yeah, they put their own political interests in front of the country. this is the first book. it will not be the last. we saw it all before our eyes. imagine what was behind the scenes. these are probably the most tepid quotes he got. i bet it was worse. i bet he got worse. this is just the most he could say to sell a book. to

your point, it's the dog that wasn't barking. whether it's the state of biden's brain, the coup that followed, and now we have these revelations, the media should be like saying like, hold on a second. you know, where were the journalists then? dave, greg, in 2019, joe biden told a story about a man he met named corn pop. yeah. and he met this man at a pool while children were rubbing the hair on his legs. yes. and he's then said that that is how he learned about roaches. right? that's when i had a clue. so. all right, i got to ask you this. we haven't talked. it's like, what is it, ten days now? ten days. what's your gut telling you? i came on this program on the opening night of gutfeld with an exclamation point. you were a

little known cable show guy, a little known, little known. wow, wow. and this is your last appearance, men's fitness or something. and i came on this show and i. men's health. and i see nobody knew. nobody knew. and i predicted that you would be number one in late night within six months. you did it in three months. and that is why tonight. i will predict that 45 will be 47. donald trump is. wow. wow. yeah. so, cats, does it bother you when journalists hold? i mean, hold stuff that we should like. that meant that this country and it still is. by the way, is run by somebody who isn't there. yeah. but also, i kind of like you

had a bit of an idea myself, even without their journalism. yes. you know, i whenever i saw him. yeah. like 20, 23. that's way late to be realizing this if you were to ever watch him. ever. because 2022 was the oil cancer. let's not forget. yes. that's what he got. oil cancer. he got out in public and said i have oil cancer and so many of my friends have oil cancer too. and then they were and then the journalists covered it. they were like, right wing media says biden said he has cancer and it's like, okay, well, he did, and if you're saying that you have cancer and you don't have cancer, that's never okay. no it's not. also that same year was the where's jackie thing looking out loud. it's very confused about why a person is not in the room who is dead. i mean, it's like the signs weren't there. that's when i read this stuff. i'm like, they're like, oh, in a meeting in 2023, a year passed oil, cancer, people saw him confused, like, okay, this, this book, i mean, i mean, obviously it's very interesting to people. but for me, i'm

like, duh, it was the most obvious thing in the world. that would be a great review for the new york times. duh. like by kat timpf. it'd just be duh. where have you been? yeah, but still demand demand payment for that review because it's worth it. people are like, wow, this is really bad. and it was a whole year before the debate. it's like there was years before like, guys, come on. yeah. what do you say, tyrus? well, to be fair, he wasn't exactly shakespeare. bring it up before in the in the senate. that's true. but again, when someone is leaving with the ghosts after they speak, you let them go. yeah. he. i don't know how many times he was pulled from the light that we saw on tv when his invisible friend took his hand like, no, come with us, joe. come with u. and everyone's watching and like, no, no, no. and they're like the ghosts. like we're trying to help him. yes. come with us. it's his uncle who was

eaten by cannibals. the food is good here. when october 7th happened, and the president of the united states response was. don't. yeah, you kind of know up. don't. that's what we got. don't you know, like that's. and again because we kat and i, we always live for prequels. we try to find out where the word don't came from. maybe it was a powerful word in the biden family crest. you don't know like and like my family crest is like when you say that. when i say that. everyone in my family. oh, tyrus is serious now, don't was there and it goes all the way back to his great uncle, to which you were talking about who had the worst day of human beings ever had in his life. he's fighting in the air against nazis. he gets shot out, he survives, lands in the ocean, swims through sharks and submarines, gets to an island.

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reproductive health at risk. so we can see right now what's coming. these headlines and very good reporting, by the way, that shouldn't be questioned by idiots about what trump has said about hitler. that's incredibly important to know. all right. just want to get this logic here. i'm afraid to have a baby because i can't abort it. some sound logic there, lady. so trump's hitler, he's killing women and anyone who questions the media are idiots. she stopped short of blaming trump for marrying joe. now what? all these be legitimate concerns? if we hadn't already enjoyed a trump presidency and he didn't do any of that crap. and as far as good reporting goes, it was her husband who reported that this was the best biden ever. right before scranton, joe got sent to the glue factory. speaking of, did hitler go on morning

joe as many times as trump did all that free publicity they could manage in 2016, and they'll never live it down, no matter how many veins pop out of mika's botox forehead. and yet, with all that evil doing, trump's been behind, it's amazing he still covers his shift at mickey d's. hey dave, it's so funny. she, i think, admitted on a show last week or the week before that she's taking anger therapy. i don't think it's paying off. greg, as a woman myself, let me let me address this very serious lady. you know, it's so interesting what they're doing by calling him all of these things because they more the more they call him these things. the more i think i am these things. right? like, they're like, trump's a fascist. and i'm like, i guess i'm a fascist. yeah. and

trump's a dictator. and i'm like, that's pretty cool. like they have. so, well, since you use some choice language, they have so shot their load with all of this stuff that there's nothing left. they, they have basically 7 or 8 days to go completely, completely bananas. and she can go more bananas. oh, sadly, i think you're wron. i think it's going to be people going bananas way past 7 or 8 days. yeah, i keep finding myself being like, honestly, i can't wait for the election to be over just so i can at least witness two people having a remotely normal conversation again. maybe. but then i realized that's not going to happen after the election. no, you know what? not. you're raising a very important question. what happens to these people if trump wins? like what is like, have they thought this through that? like where do they go with this mentality? sadly, i think that actual real relationships among people are going to be destroyed. i think that if to your question, if trump wins, people who feel this way are going to be very angry at the people in their

real life who voted for him, even if this is their grandma or their aunt or their spouse or their best friend. all of these years or decades or a lifetime of history with this person is not going to matter because you're going to just completely make them all down to their little vote. that's everything i need to know about you, and real relationships are going to get destroyed over this. and it's really it's like you're simping for a politician who you've never even met and doesn't give a about you. well, greg, pathetic. the secret though that the that the msnbc people don't want you to know is they want trump to win, right? that is ratings. that is clicks. i mean joy behar wants she said what did she say? donald trump's going to literally bring the air force in and blow up the view, which i'm for, frankly, right. and the precedent has been set because i've seen footage of whales being blown up on the beach. terrible. tyrus. it's like cat's got a great point. it's like, let's say you're the grandmother or you're the

grandfather, and they go, yes, but he's he's going to kill women. he's going, how can you vote for somebody who's going to kill women? well, what i will do is i will get a little sign on my house and be like, how many days without killing a woman? so it'll be like trump administration, 112 days without killing. i this is so speaking of fake. her. yeah, her her fake outrage. i love the fact that they. you would think they'd be better. yeah. at least have an example when they when they're saying this stuff. he's cozying up to dictators. i for one would like to know which dictators cuddle. yeah i just is it putin. that's the cuddle guy. i feel like it's more north korea. he looks like he's into cuddling. like who exactly got a teddy bear cuddling up? like, to be fair, like, i think if you have the

deets and i think kat would support me on this, if you know, if there is a photo of him cuddling up with putin and gigi and him are just, you know, when they're watching, i don't know if their favorite christmas movie together, i would that might affect my vot, but they just have nothing. no, he's killing people. there's lightning coming out of their hair. men are peeing standing up again. we can't have this. like it's a lot. men are peeing standing up. the world is ending, pete. well, they talk about killing women. i lake and riley comes to mind. right. you know, this is. yeah. she she doesn't bring up title nine or the or the crimes like lake and riley. that's against women. as always. they gaslight and project about the very things they've been guilty of. they'll be they'll be back on the border weeping. wait for alexandria ocasio-cortez to be in tears again on the border after the inhumane treatment of women and children at the border for the last three and a

half years. you know what i think you know what i think 2016 was such a surprise for the libs that i think someone like mika is going to have to take the day off. yeah, remember the safe spaces and the therapy? yes. at major corporations, at universities and in newsrooms, there's going to be quiet places and safe spaces where mika can go and we'll put in a guest anchor for a couple of days. they're not going to be able to handle it. it's going to be beautiful. yeah. all right. beautiful. oh, we got more. hillary. still a hater rambling about a dictato. as the head football coach, my job is to teach these boys to worship is what it means to win. my little brother was diagnosed with leukemia. he just pushes me to be stronger. he's so sweet. got on a couple of dates. you don't know how to kiss. come on, show us. i

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first lady, u.s. senator, secretary to the secretary of state and failed presidential candidate and scorned spouse hillary clinton actually said on cnn that trump is channeling hitler with his mega madison square garden rally this sunda. roll it edna. one other thing that you'll see next week, caitlyn, is trump actually reenacting the madison square garden rally in 1939. i write about this in my book. president franklin roosevelt was appalled that neo nazis, fascists in america were lining up to essentially pledge their support for the kind of government that they were seeing in germany. so i don't think we can ignore it. i think we can. i mean, if appearing at

madison square garden means you're a white supremacist, someone should tell the new york knicks. does that make billy joel a nazi? he's performed there 150 times. he wrote uptown girl about christie brinkley, not eva braun. oh, by the way, your bag. that's not even the same madison square garden. that building was in a different location and destroyed in the 60s. like trump destroyed you in your 60s? yeah, for four. my favorite part about this whole thing, tyrus, is that she acts like this is her original point about the madison square garden. she she lifted it off after x i think it was olbermann that had posted it. here's to cnn's credit. they did not ask that question. yeah. she decided to insert the she asked herself a question about herself. did you not see that? oh thank you kate.

actually, that's a good question. why is he hitler? and i'll take it from here. thank you. the reason why he's in madison square garden, sweetness, is because new york's in play. yeah. and. yeah. and that's the that's the real outrage. that's the real. he's. he wouldn't be going here if he if his team did not think we actually got a shot. and he's not here for the nazis. he's here for the american people. joe. but also the it's not just about new york is in play. it's about the popular vote. i mean, we know like i live in new york, my vote doesn't doesn't normally matter, but it actually does. now, if you think about the popular vote, you need to have a definitive boom. because if he gets the electoral count and they like it, it's closed or whatever, they're going to say this and say that, blah blah,

blah. what do you say, pete? yeah, i mean, i think i think donald trump wants to like, dunk on the libs like michael jordan did on john starks in madison square garden 25 years ago. that's that's that sports. that's the dribbling sport. okay, okay. the dribbling sports. because when he when he when he left the jackson five he played basketball something like that. got it got it correct. i'm just astonished by a lot. everything you say greg. i don't know if you were a paratrooper, but now is when you'd pull the cord. yeah, yeah. yep. i defer my time to mr. rubin here. well, well, i'm going to the rally on sunday. i. you nazi. that explains the haircut, you nazi. i did not know it was a nazi rally. i'm going to have to talk to my assistant. this is nonsense. i actually the last time i was at msg, you already did a john

starks reference. it was game six, 1994 nba finals. that's basketball. and remember, olajuwon's finger blocked starks and they ended up losing the finals next game in houston. all of that to be said, i don't think donald trump is a nazi. no good for you. it is, but it is. it does. when she talks about this, it begs the question, what are you supposed to do if somebody tells you that this person is hitler or a nazi, they're asking you to do more than vote. they're asking you to do something. it's time for you to do something about that. yeah, that can't be tolerated. besides by her book, which, by the way, she did so eloquently slide in there. yes. yeah. well, greg, i remember a couple of weeks ago when you invited me to that secret nazi rally and trump wasn't even trump wasn't even there. i'm so sorry. but you have to admit, the cabasa was amazing. delish. cat. you know, it's like everyone's hitting her so hard. i'm gonna try to think of something nice to say about hillary. so i'm gonna think like. and the one thing i can

say is, like, she's really, really, really committed to this bit. yeah. like, i, i don't think i've ever seen someone in the history of bits. yeah. more committed to a bit than hillary is to the trump is hitler bit like she shoehorns it into every discussion. i mean, so i mean, i've been in therapy on and off my whole life, right. and one of the things you learn about is like moving on from things and, you know, letting go of anger because it hurts yourself and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. not hillary. i mean, it's been almost a decade at this point, and she's like, do you do you think that mika and hillary share the same therapist saying, i'm perfect? like i'm, you know, there's things that i'm still upset about from from whatever that i am working on, but i'm working on it. she's she's committed to the bit. yeah. mika and hillary unfortunately cannot be unburdened by what has been.

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she got a point? yeah, that whatever drugs she took before that allow at least 5 to 6 months before you speak to the public. here's the deal. this this is why when a celebrity comes out and endorses someone, i will refer you to this statement of all the things that he probably would have wanted to see. i don't know, a child growing up or growing old or getting a check for his music. the one thing that he's really his entire family wishes he could have got the wrong directions from a computer voice. cat, she does have a point. i mean, jimi hendrix will never, would never have enjoyed any of the gilmore girls seasons. jim morrison will never have gilmore girls. gilmore. gilmore. gilmore girls is my least favorite sound. yeah. it's horrible, but i know

gg okay, i don't think what's so wrong with saying that he would have enjoyed gg. gg is awesome. if it weren't for gg, i'd be dead many times over. i think he also probably would have really loved zen. yeah, yeah he would have. yeah, maybe. maybe that's true. what's so wrong with saying it doesn't mean he wouldn't have enjoyed other stuff too. but it is. you know what it is. it is a funny thing to think about. well, no, this is what okay, so this goes to a larger question, ruben. so a lot of these silicon valley tech bros, they want to keep living so that they can live in a time where something's discovered that lengthens your life even longer. and theoretically, you could keep going and keep going. so imagine if in 2025, you die at 85, and then they discover a drug in 2060 that enables you to live to age 300. that's basically describing the middle ages. all these people in the middle ages missed out on all the stuff that could have made them live longer. greg, i was told there would be

no math. on the show. look, i guess what cobain would miss most is the fact that donald trump's going to be hitler. president starting next week. yeah, yeah, i don't know what you said. yeah, but i'm happy to discuss that off air if you want. if cobain was alive, i can safely say he would be in the trump camp. you think so? yeah. i have no evidence. you know, i just i was going to say. okay, i'm just spitballing here, but the more i think about it, you know what else he probably would have liked instead of gg? but a hint. yeah, yeah. that's true. oh, we still believe it was an okay. all right, all right. all right. is there anything that you wish you could be alive for? i know what you want to be alive for. what? i feel like

your ai predictions are coming true before our eyes. yes. thank you. the question is, will they come true before they turn on us? yes, because that has been your prediction. and we're getting closer to autonomy. we're not there. you're getting older. wait, wait wait. i don't know how many years you have. greg's prediction is that the robots are going to turn on us. that's greg gutfeld's prediction. yeah. prediction that's been made in every sci fi book in the history. that's. whoa. greg gutfeld skynet's going to caveat. there's a caveat. he's working with them. he's going to help them. he's he's what do you call them? i hear what kurt cobain thought about jojo siwa. think about james dean. he never got to enjoy geraldo's mustache. yeah. how many more pages of these do you have? i made a list of people that died young and the things they would miss. and nothing is as good as lunchables. look, it comes in a little package. crackers, cheese. it's so easy. does it

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mailing it in. all right. first question. if you died unexpectedly and your family had to clean out your house, is there anything they would find that would cause you embarrassment? and will you now go home and get rid of it? cat. no no, no, i tell my sister everything. yeah, everything. so if i die, my sister already knows she needs to be the first one in there, and she knows which drawers she needs to go to. and like like, no, i tell, i tell my husband everything except for the stuff that i only tell my sister. pete, i would say my bank accounts because there's nothing in there, okay? they'd be like, o, dad's dead. we got we got the cash cow. holy cow, $86. wow. they look around, they're like, there's 17 of us. yes, yes.

enjoy, kids. there's a list. there's a little note that says there's 17 more. the secret family that i don't know. tonight on fox nation, pete hegseth, secret family, hosted by judge jeanine. that was my impression, dave. there must be something disgusting in your house. i think probably only the polaroid of the sleepover we had last night. kind of walked into that one. shake it, baby. i don't even know what that means. tyrus. i have unfiltered, honest opinions of and adequate judgments of all my children where they're actually at. so. but i'm already dead. so. but i have a list. i have people that i want to know. what i really thought of them. i wrote it all out and it's in a in envelopes to mail out. wow. wow. mine. because

it's the greatest last word of all time. they have to. oh, it's from tyrus. and he died in his. well, that was rude. and i win. all right, i got a really fast. i'm going to go with my internet history. but anyway, what would you want? we have to be fast. what would you warn your past self about if you could send one message back in time? pete. oh, tyra. say it with me. yeah. don't pull out. no, no. makes no difference. that was not what i was going to say. oh, really? because i thought you were going to say condoms. yeah, i was going to say exes. yes. thank you. tyru. wait, what was the question? well, warning. would you say to your past self if you can send one? i was told there would be no math. you got nothing. i got

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game time. are you ready, dude? is he serious? guess they still don't think you're ready for this job. maybe they don't respect you without pads on, or they see just another ex-jock looking to cash in. they don't care who you are or what you did. that's so disrespectful. that's right. and disrespect is a gift. hi, tom. okay, mr. brady, are you ready? yeah. i'm ready. so many of us believe in something far beyond ourselves. and now there's a special place for us with exclusive, origina, premium content that lifts us up, sustains our spirit, and fills us with hope. fox faith on fox nation at a time pete hegseth, dave rubin, carter harris, our studio audience, i'm greg gutfeld, and i love you, america. good evening everyone. i'm laura