we're scorned by a judge. this is blatantly un-american, and it's election interference. and we're going to hear more from president trump tomorrow. laura, when he calls in to governor youngkin's rally he's holding with laura trump in virginia tomorrow, where governor youngkin says the polls are tightening. laura. well, we shall see. that will be a big one. griff. thank you so much. all right, everyone, that is it for us tonight. make sure to follow me on social media now. i have posted a clip of two women working in the merchandise shop at reagan national airport selling all the presidential merchandise and the candidates merchandise. they were two of the most fun people, smarter than most pundits on tv. so check it out on instagram. thanks for watching. remember, it's america now and forever. jesse watters takes it all from here. hello, everybody. i'm judge

jeanine pirro, along with jessica tarlov, jesse watters, katie pavlich, and greg gutfeld in it's not corduroy. what is it? it's pill. it's a pill shirt. oh, it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is the five. it is going to be a nail biter. the latest head to head matchup from the new york times shows a dead heat. and even 48 to 48 split between kamala harris and donald trump. both candidates out in texas today and ramping up the trash talk. kamala is here in texas to rub shoulders with woke celebrities. isn't that exciting? the comment that donald trump made about america being the trash can of the world. he really belittles our country. worst of all, kamala refuses to stop importing these

killers into our country. america deserves better. and even though things are neck and neck, one campaign is privately in freak out mode. according to axios, democrat insiders are already worrying that harris has blown it, and some are even pointing their finger at joe biden. if kamala loses. check this out. she's in her 92nd day on the campaign. this is more like a european snap election than anything else. and so this is her big challenge. if she loses, it will be in part because she wasn't the nominee in time to really grow. but she's got a succinct message. and if this doesn't sound like hillary 2016 all over again, kamala is rolling out the red carpet for celebrities to headline her closing rallies. beyonce will reportedly hit the stage at a harris event in houston later tonight. that's after samuel l jackson and

bruce springsteen brought out their star power to a georgia rally. watch. i'm bruce springsteen, and i am here today to support kamala harris and tim walz. donald trump is running to be an american tyrant. he does not understand this country, its history, or what it means to be deeply american. we've heard her favorite curse word is a favorite of mine, too. but i ain't going to say that word. but i don't know about you. but that's the kind of president i can stand behind. katy, i'm going to go to you first. you know, we just heard jim messina saying that as a candidate, kamala harris didn't have enough time to grow as a candidate. now, isn't being the understudy for three years and ten months of the president of

the united states enough time to grow into the race? you could argue that if the race were longer, she would be in even worse shape, because as time goes on, and the more she has to do publicly, the worse her poll numbers get. and the more independents are going over to the trump campaign. and what did they expect? i mean, they had an option to do an open convention to have tried and true candidates who maybe have won elections before, not just the us senate, but but maybe gone through a primary process and lost, but who have been tested. and they decided not to do that. they decided to get behind kamala harris, assuming that she would win. joe biden pushed against it and was forced out. and now they're going to blame biden for not getting out sooner. i mean, you have barack obama saying that maybe biden was a better choice at this point. and so i think that if she were on the campaign longer, she would have some problems. but things are certainly not moving in the direction they want them to, and they are literally running out of time. you know, jesse,

the majority of uncommitted voters are apparently between the ages of 18 and 34. do you think dragging out samuel l jackson or bruce springsteen are going to appeal to them? no. the mcdonald's visit affected more people than any of that. they said, i think 37% of young americans who saw that visit now are leaning towards trump. i was at my mother's house this morning. judge jeanine and my dad opened his phone while my mom was making me scrambled eggs. and he goes, oh, jesse, look at this. axios says nervous democrats fear that kamala is blowing it. and i looked at my mother and i could have been a jerk, but i'm not a jerk. i'm a good sport and i'm a kind son. i'm a compassionate american and i just said, could i have my eggs, please? at first, i didn't rub it in. i'm not trying to brag. you look at these polls. trump has tied judge jeanine. this is the first time he's ever been tied going into a race like this. he

was down big with hillary, down big with biden on television. i say the race is tight because when you have a tied national poll with donald trump on television, i say the race is tight. i say other things to my friends, not to my mother, but my friends. this is funny that they're blaming joe biden for not getting out earlier. how about just blaming joe biden for the last four years? people don't want to vote democrat because it's been a mess. the border is wide open. people's pocketbooks are getting smashed. it has nothing to do with the coup and the timing of it. that shouldn't have. that should have happened in a normal primary process. then maybe we could have a regular candidate instead of kamala harris, who's not ready, never was ready. so if you bring out beyonce, i don't even think she's coming in. you want to know why they told us she was going to come in at the dnc and roy cooper showed up. the governor of north carolina. so i think roy is going to show

tonight in texas. you know, jessica, they spent a billion dollars on this campaign. they tried joy and then they tried the threat to democracy. and then they decided, well, we'll put her out more in the media. and still donald trump is chipping away. is it a bad campaign or is she a bad candidate? well, get back to me on november 5th and i'll tell you what. what actually happened. well, there's people in your party who are apparently freaking out. it's we. and we freak out every election. this is we're true to form. democrats are anxious. we are nervous. our sheets are soiled. not in the actual gross way, but in the sweating it out. because this is so tight. the new york times siena poll people were waiting for it. it's an a plus poll. there were nuggets of good news in it though. so 15% are undecided and she has a ten point advantage with them. and the emerson poll she's up 60 to 36 on that. the harvard youth poll came out. you talk about the young, the youngins and the

mcdonald's photo op. she has a bigger lead with young voters than biden did, 60 to 32. the marist early voter data looks good. i went in a time machine. i guess while you were visiting your mom. so i went back to 2012 and i looked at the real clear politics average on election day, not even 11 days out. and obama was only up 0.7, which really didn't jive with how i was feeling about the election. mitt romney, the most sexist man that ever lived, if i recall correctly, had this huge surge at the end that made a lot of people like jesse feel confident. and then obama ended up winning by 3.9 points. now, i don't know if that's what's going to happen, but we have seen a jump ball that ended up going in. the democrats direction, and one of the theories about what's going on with trump is that he is certainly getting more support, but that it's inefficient vote. so he's doing really well in florida, better than he needs to in california, better than

he needs to in new york states that he's not going to end up winning in california and new york, but that he's not putting together the coalition that he needs in the swing states for it. we'll see if that pans out. that would be the best route for the democrats if we're going to win this. but we never assumed that we were going to win. that's the thing. all right, greg, wrap it up. where does the where does the jump ball go? well, first of all, uncommitted voters need to be committed. how can you not know? i mean that's that's like you're not sure whether you should get a kiss on the cheek or a slap in the face? no offense, doug emhoff, but democrats should freak out because if they lose, it is, according to them, the end of the world. i mean, it's over. i mean, trump's a tyrant, hitler, you name it. we'll talk about it. if they're lucky. their early prediction that the earth was going to end in the late 20s will maybe come earlier. i'm hoping for that. yeah. you're hoping. see, and i want to piggyback on what you said about she wasn't the nominee long enough. well, whose fault

is that? right? you all knew that joe biden's brain was french toast, and you hid it from america. you treated his senility like bigfoot. you know, the sightings were hoaxes, and the video evidence were deep fakes. you could have had the 25th amendment. you should have had the 25th amendment, you know, and then maybe you might have had a good candidate. but instead, you're stuck with this pretender and a pantsuit and you know, it's your fault. and you're right. three and a half years, it's more than enough time to learn. but she wasn't learning, man. she she chose wine over work. as for the celeb power, this is after, you know, the beetlejuice star michael keaton calls trump supporters naive and easily persuadable. well, what's more easily persuadable than a voter whose decisions are influenced by pop culture? you know, that's actually more insulting to your voter that you think trotting out beyonce will get them to put a ring on it. you know, maybe if they if

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second coming of the nazis. trump actually reenacting the madison square garden rally in 1939. i don't think we can ignore it. please open your eyes to the danger that this man poses to our country, because i think it is clear and present for anybody paying attention. but she's not alone. kamala and obama are also ramping up their dark rhetoric in politics. a good rule of thumb is don't say you want to do anything like hitler. donald trump has become more confused, more unstable, and more angry. it's either donald trump in there, stewing, stewing over his enemies list or me working for you, checking off my to do

list. and if you're wondering why this tactic sounds familiar, it's because it is. democrats have called the republican nominee hitler or a fascist for the past 60 years. so, judge, the madison square garden has hosted a number of these kinds of rallies. the democratic national convention in 1924, 1976, 1980 and 1992. i'm so glad you mentioned 1992, because that's when bill clinton accepted the democratic nomination for president. bill clinton, the husband of hillary, who thinks that if you go to madison square garden, it's got to be a nazi rally. you know, the old adage stays true. you point one finger at someone, four fingers point back at you. so, i mean, they are the ones they talk about fascism. they didn't want us, you know, to have freedom of speech during covid. we couldn't talk about the origin. we couldn't talk about the medications we religions

institutions were closed down when casinos and movie theaters were open. i mean, everything about the democrat party during covid in times of emergency is about, you know, totalitarianism and authoritarianism. and then they call him hitler. they call this man hitler. when there were two attempts that we know of on his life, one, a bullet hit his head. and yet they feel justified in calling the man hitler. and, you know, it's i don't think it's any any any coincidence that the gop candidate that kamala was supposed to be has now gone to darkness because she doesn't have a positive message. she has nothing that she can say or explain to the american people that they can grab on to and say, there's hope for me, other than hate and despising people. she's got a failed economy. she wants a fixed prices, she's got a housing market. she wants to inflate the cause of houses and businesses for black people. she wants to add an unconstitutional benefit. i

mean, and why would bob casey and who is tammy baldwin and all of those democrats running for senate in the united states senate support hitler. he's not hitler. right. so, jesse, there there is some other symbolism here. you have. of course, if you're a new yorker, one of the biggest accomplishments you can have is selling out madison square garden. donald trump is a new yorker. and also i saw today on twitter that frank sinatra's comeback concert was about 50 years ago, october 13th, and the rally will be on sunday. everybody knows sinatra was racist. listen, kamala harris actually said that hitler has some great ideas when she said that donald trump's border wall was a good idea and featured it in her ad. kamala harris stole hitler's playbook. she said she wants no tax on tips. that's what that's what hitler said. if you think about it. cnn held a hitler town hall. kamala harris shook hitler's hand before she

debated him. chuck schumer was palling around with hitler at the al smith dinner, having a grand old time. i was disappointed, to say the least. the israeli prime minister said. hitler is the greatest friend to the israeli people he's ever had. see what i'm doing here? see what i'm doing here? jessica? it took me a are you catching on here? this is how ridiculous. i hope it's taken out of context. it will be. it probably will be. they're calling him hitler because they can't criticize his policies. if you think about it, she's basically saying she's going to build a wall. now. she's kept his tariffs. she's kept most of his tax cuts. she kept his vaccine. they don't want to talk about policies because he wins on policy. so they're just going to call him names. they say this is a divisive time. we're going to turn the page on name calling and division. and in the last 24 hours, biden and harris have said we have to lock up the fascists. yeah. jessica. kamala harris has said she wants to get rid of the filibuster to push through their agenda. she wants to pack

the supreme court, which would also make it so that the supreme court is a legislative body for democrats, not necessarily a separate branch of government. and clearly they're doing this because they're getting some kind of data that shows it's working. right. or are they just throwing it up against the wall since everything else is not working for them? no. there is data that people don't have faith in the supreme court, which right now is an arm of the republican party. fascism, part oh, 100%. that's what's resonating with right leaning independents and with republican voters that are open to voting for her, that haley block, the liz cheney block. but they aren't using this because they're not getting it from a direct source that worked with him. so they're getting this from mark milley and from john kelly, who gave on the record interviews. you can hear it in john kelly's own voice talking about it. and the central premise of this, and of so many things when it comes to donald trump, is that we should just not take his words seriously, that kamala's words matter and what donald trump says doesn't. because guess what? donald trump calls kamala

a fascist quite regularly. he did it last month a couple times. he did it in august. jake tapper, just in the last hour was playing audio of it. and so not only does he call her a fascist, he also calls her a communist. and last time i checked, communists were pretty bad. mao, stalin. they're responsible for over 100 million people's deaths. george bush commemorated the lives lost to communism in 2007. i believe that it was. so. spare me as usual, i don't think anyone should be called hitler. hitler is a unique a uniquely depraved human being, and i don't want to use his name in those contexts. but to say that this is something that they are inventing versus that they're getting it from the people who worked for him is absolutely not fair. and i would just say, if you are upset that you're being called an authoritarian, go and take a look at his truth social post from right before the show started. this cease and desist

letter that he has about prosecuting people he suspects of cheating. and this extends to lawyers, political operatives, donors, illegal voters, lawfare. so why didn't they indict hillary clinton when he had the goods on? there was nothing on her. are you kidding? i am not kidding. she didn't have any classified documents. are you kidding me? she only used her laptop and her phone. where did she keep the classified documents and the emails? it was a republican. okay? and already he's talking about hunter biden. donald trump is trying to make sure that donald trump is trying to make sure that he heals the country. so don't make it sound like the country. yeah. so as much of this projection on behalf of the democrats, these are not these two situations are not equal. the democrats prefer that when they call you names. you don't call them names back, right. so this is trump saying fascist whatever. relatively recent after, what, seven, eight years of calling him a hitler, a

nazi, whatever, people. there's no there's no comparison between calling somebody a socialist and a communist, even though you cite those millions and millions of deaths. i wish it were the same. but in our society, it's not. people think nazis are worse than communists. and that's and you're right, more communists have had better education. yes we do. yes. and so why is that in your party you have people who actually call themselves socialists. you have people associated who endorse your candidate, who are communists, who belong to the communist party. you don't have people going around. i'm a fascist. are you a fascist? i work for the fascist party. so they're not the same. they're not the same. my question is if. if hillary and others are intent on essentially calling trump hitler, which is what what they're doing, what do they suggest we do? you know, to vote, kamala? is that what it is? seems like it's a bit overboard. it seems like they're basically saying they want you to do something else. unless she doesn't mean it. she

might not mean it, but what happens to all of these people who buy into this vision of the world if trump wins? what kind of collapse will we see? how will they feel when they were told that he was hitler and then he's president, what are they going to do? what can we do about it? as the people that, hey, i'm voting for trump, what happens to me, you know, what do i do? we're all in this together. we're going to have a how many people we can have on the street that believe hitler won. and who are they? what are they going to do to us? meanwhile, imagine if kamala harris won. will you see the same mental, violent implosion? there might be calls that the election should have been more transparent, but the fact is, republicans and libertarians, righties, we just get on with our lives because we compartmentalize politics. it's not part of our family. it's not part of our, i don't know, our hobby. we have other interests. but when you make it all about your identity, what

is identity politics? that is a democrat's life. their life is that trump is a nazi. you know? what do they got left? if he wins, it's a good question. the maga base that still thinks that he won the election and the people who showed up on january 6th, completely up to them. it doesn't bother me. we don't control. i don't care if people think we just move on with our lives. we should control how people. what do you want to do to jail people for what they think? i want people to understand that he lost the election. people think to lie about it. i think whatever they want, this is america. what he tells them they have to move on. but i'm sure we'll keep talking about this at some point. hey, kamala is skipping out on joe rogan, but donald trump is more than happy to sit down with a popular podcaster. i know we're fencing in an eagle, flying with an angel, finally finding gold at the end of the rainbow. i pushed cloudy mountain in. our little nervou.

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>> after so much hype and negotiations, kamala harris is chickening out of her big joe rogan interview, with her mouthpiece blaming it on a scheduling conflict. watch. >> we talked with rogan and his team about the podcast. unfortunately it isn't going to work out right now, because of the scheduling of this period of the campaign. but, you know, she's taking her message to these huge platform audiences. donald trump with joe rogan, an interesting thing to watch. >> "an interesting thing to watch" indeed. donald trump more than happy to bring his maga message to joe rogan's massive audience of over 14 million listeners. he's sitting down with the popular podcast host during a visit to austin, texas today. it could prove to be a critical interview in a razor it to race. judge jeanine, she hasn't not done a lot of campaign events this week. >> first of all, she took a day and a half to do the cnn

interview, which was a disaster. secondly, she's ducking joe rogan. the woman is incapable of a conversation. do you know axios reported she actually had to do some kind of mock dinners on how she could communicate with donors during dinners, how to hold a wine class, how to have a conversation. remember, she didn't go to the al smith dinner. in a race this close, you don't insult roman catholics, you just don't do it, because she can't be self-deprecating with a script. even her message was made by someone else. am i surprised she's not doing it? absolutely not. first of all, she's in texas. what's the problem? she's already there with joe rogan in texas. it is the number one podcast in the country, if not in the world, as far as i know. and you need men? go to joe. that's where you go. finally, i don't care if you have a campaign rally, a dinner,

an interview, you cancel them all for joe rogan. the and this just wreaks of her team probably trying to set parameters and joe rogan saying, no parameters, thank you. she sits down and talks like everybody else or forget it. the woman is incapable of giving a substantive answer or a -- having a communication. we've watched it for 95 days. >> greg, she doesn't have to do three hours. she can do -- she could do 45. >> i don't blame her. kamala doing, like, a multihour podcast is like you doing "jeopardy." >> ha-ha-ha. >> a complete disaster. >> i agree. >> the one thing she didn't look was follow-up questions. if you watch joe rogan, it's three hours of follow-up questions. he's, like, this, "what do you mean? i don't understand. what's going on?" that's why he's so good, he kind of like -- he draws you out into

a universe that's beyond your lilly pad of fixed commentary. this is why trump -- this is a big deal, because it's a contrast between types. trump is, whether you like him or not, he's stamina personified. the guy could talk "the view" off a meat truck. she's sluggishness personified. she appears irritated and annoyed almost like why must i do this? her face is why must i do this? why am i here? she tired before she starts. one of the deceptions of that claim, she was the last to leave the room. it said nothing about what she did in that room. she could been texting emojis. >> maga hot emojis. >> yeah. >> she usually sends men out to do her dirty work. she sends walz, barack. she needs men, but never personally campaigns for them.

>> she has other people speak for her because she's not good speaking for herself. it's all about risk versus reward. they've seen over the past two weeks how it's gone, with her doing interviews, and the polling has gone in the opposite direction of where they needed to go. when you're a podcast setting, everything is fair game, especially joe rogan. the same goes for trump, by the way. he may be confronted with questions and clips he might not be so happy with, but she's showing up, willing to be confronted with. joe rogan will pull up articles, videos, play them back to his guests, have them respond in real time. bret baier did it in a similar with a interviewing kamala. clearly the campaign doesn't think they can change the minds of listeners, and that's why they've chosen not to have her go on the podcast. >> the democrats have come a long way. remember in covid, they said this guy was killing people, spewing misinformation, just responsible for death and

destruction. now all angling to get on his show. what happened? >> well, they're not. she's not going. >> they are. they're playing footsy with the guy, saying he's the devil. >> well, she took hands with hitler a few weeks ago. everything else is child play in comparison. i'm of the mindset that she should do this interview. he was gushing over her debate performance afterwards saying she absolutely demolished trump and that she was great, etc. that doesn't mean he won't push her on tough topics, especially immigration. he lives in texas. but i think it's a missed opportunity. at this point there are so few undecideds, and you hear over and over again they want to hear more from her. give them that chance. a couple things i wanted to add to it, on the stamina front, the days people say she wasn't doing anything, she did a telemundo

interview, a cnn interview, a town hall. trump has been canceling events left and right. he canceled the cnn interview. talk to your scheduler, and say i can't do it, because i'm old and tired. >> really? really. >> or he's shy? >> shy? he's not shy. >> no. i said shot. >> thankfully he hasn't been shot. >> give him a break. >> the point is if he would go anywhere, then he would have accepted alex cooper's invitation. before she did the kamala interview -- you're laughing. that's the second biggest podcast in the country. >> i don't think those voters are going to be voting for trump. >> that's not someone that's fearless then. he should show up and -- >> he should do red scare. >> i wish he'd go on the nba podcast. it doesn't matter. the point is these are the two

biggest podcasts. >> you have a podcast? >> i enjoy nba podcasts. it's nice that you know that about me. he should show up for the lady pod if he wants her. lady pod? >> what? what lady pod? >> red scare is way better. >> how many listeners does it have? 5 million? >> i don't know. i'm not like you. i don't read the blogs. >> blogs aren't even a thing anymore. >> i want to ask greg, did you get that shirt pilled from regular wear and tear or buy it pilled? >> when i get home, i'm going to ask the unskilled labor in my basement who's been pilling my shirts -- >> you keep calling it a shirt. it's a shacket. >> how much did it cost? >> you can afford it. i've seen it.

♪ ♪ >> welcome back. time for the fastest. first up, amazing or stupid idea. new york city may give pet owners paid time off to care for sick animals. sounds stupid to me. greg? >> it kind of sounds like a good idea, but every good idea gets gained. therapy pets, people gained that to fly with their pets or whatever. there will be employees that abuse this, and nobody will want to hire single ladies with five cats. in your face, jessica, are you and your cats. >> i'm allergic to cats. >> you know what, i like you. the. >> i'm a single lady with four dogs. >> there you go. >> that's a whole another

category. >> i don't care. i don't care about this. i think it's ridiculous. >> they're eating the dogs, eating the cats. >> i don't like this is a forced thing on companies, but i'm a big fan of companies giving a certain number of days and use them how you want. >> what's a pet, by the way? could it be a fish? >> if you keep a person in a closet, take of your animals if they get sick. >> >> pets are very much part of the family. >> up next, together they made the weirdest of all time.

helen mirren says it's so sad that kurt cobain died when he did, because he never saw gps. it's the most wonderful thing. my little blue dot walking down the screen. i find it completely magical and unbelievable. i feel like kurt cobain missed more than the gps. >> gps is really cool, because you can be in the middle of the ocean somewhere, put your location on google maps, screenshot where you are. on the border of certain countries, doing something cool, you can screenshot the map. i think it's neat. i remember the days when you had to print out the mapquest directions. that killed a lot of trees. we like the gps better. >> judge, do you think that kurt cobain and helen mirren knew each other? >> why is kurt cobain in this thing? he died 30 years ago. i think she's wonderful. i really do. i don't understand the kurt

cobain part. jesse? >> nirvana is the worst. they ruined music. >> what? >> music was great. the '90s came along, nirvana came on to the scene and destroyed music. greg is shaking his head. i rest my case. he probably loves nirvana. that should tell you everything about how right i am. i'm a very open-minded person. i'm so open-minded i'm close-minded. i love all kinds of music. i don't hate anything. i don't like to use the word "hate," but i hate nirvana. >> what about nickelback? >> i think i like nickelback. >> that speaks so badly of you. >> a couple good nickelback songs. >> and no good nirvana songs? >> none. >> greg, how about you? >> it's an entering concept, seeing things other people aren't able to enjoy. think about the middle ages, people could have lived longer

had they lived enough for medical technology. james dean died young. he was never able to enjoy a mento. buddy holly never saw a single episode of "charles in charge." think about all the people that died before they could see me. think about that. >> that's a loss to society. >> it is a loss to society. i understand what she's saying. what if after you die jesse they discover a drug that could triple your lifespan? wouldn't you be pissed off? >> no. i had a good life. i'm ready to go. >> i agree. >> fan mail friday is up next. have you ever thought of getting a walk-in tub for you or someone you love? now is a great time to take a look at getting a safe step walk-in tub. with safe step's standard heated seat and new fast fill faucet,

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bear. >> yeah? >> and i don't think the taxidermist was qualified, because it stank like dead bear. i was in the house for a while. i thought it would give me more of an outdoorsy flavor, and it ended up kind of seeping into bed sheets. we had to throw a lot of stuff out. >> oh, wow. that's a great story. and disgusting. katie, what bu about you? >> worst thing? i bought one of those popcorn machines once, like the ones you see at the movie theatre, a cute little one, and it was a disaster. total nightmare. >> judge? >> i love orientalist art, which can is -- >> excuse me! asian. >> orientalist art, middle eastern art, before they knew

there was a middle east. we're talking 1500s, 1600s. i bought a copy of one, and i had dreams of it being fabulous, and it was horrible. >> hmm. jessica? >> i beauty a fancy juicer thinking -- like i like juice. >> everyone around the taken likes them. it's not a debate. >> the juicer was stupid. >> why? >> it's hard to make your own green juices. >> you just put it in. >> no, it's not. you stamp the kale and -- >> i think they control the weather. >> i'm going to go with -- i was thinking about this. i bought a 1983 honda prelude. maybe it was '87. i must have bought the only honda prelude that had to have

its engine replaced. >> i thought you were going to say that shirt. >> oh, that's painful. "one more thing" up next

taking a break from his patrol in just 40s. the kids schooled him three zip and sent the officer packing. guess you can say this deputy has to work on his shot. how's that greg? oh! stop it! all right. anyway, and i'll be on hannity tonight. all right. greg. oh, we got a great show tonight. ever since the, you know, you know, the world series was canceled for tonight. so you can just come over here. captain pete hegseth. he's so ugly. dave rubin, tyrus, tonight at ten. let's do this. greg's pumpkin pov every night until halloween, i'm going to have a point of view of somebody eating a pumpkin. in this case, it's raccoon babies, also known as kits. dig it in and join a pumpkin tree. their names hickory and bluebell. they're only six months old, jesse. much like your new hairpiece. and they're every bit as furry and mangy as your back. this is the first time encountering a pumpkin and they are loving it. either way, my little feathered

friends. okay, jesse, let the record show i have no hair on my back. my back is clean. it is beautiful. i don't wax it. i don't want you to get the wrong idea. keep going. here. yeah, yeah. katie wants to get one more thing. fine. katie. jesse watters, prime time trump derangement syndrome therapist. oh, he treats tds tonight on jesse watters primetime. that's all you have to say? no, i want to give more time to katie. thank you very much, jesse. i appreciate it. all right. big shout out to all the finalists of the national journalism center's dow prize for excellence in journalism. the award highlights investigative journalists who exhibit both courage and accuracy. three big categories. the winner is announced next month. and last year, matt taibbi, barry weiss and michael shellenberger won the award for the twitter files. so looking forward to the winner. congratulations. or been