election day. >> sandra: that is for sure. we'll keep watching it. thank you so much for joining us. appreciate you coming on. that does it for us. that hour flew by. it was great to be with you. here we go. as of tomorrow we will officially be able to say we are one week from election day. it has gone by fast. thanks for joining us. neil will be back tomorrow. you can catch me at her very weak day with john roberts for "america reports." live every weekday monday through friday at 1:00 p.m. eastern time. thank you so much for joining us here. that does it for us. "the five" starts right now. the dow up 273 points today. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

>> dana: hello. i'm dana perino with judge jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov, jesse watters and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ donald trump and kamala harris are going full throttle with just eight days left, revving up turnout and raise her tirades where even the slightest of margins could matter. both candidates holding mega rallies and unlikely states. harris taking to texas for an event that featured beyonce at. donald trump firing up deep blue new york city, bringing his closing argument to a jam-packed madison square garden. >> i'm asking you to be excited about the future of our country again. i will never apologize for defending america. kamala harris has shattered our middle class. she cast the deciding vote that launched the worst inflation in

the history of our country. the day i take the oath of office, the migrant invasion of our country ends. kamala broke it but i will fix it. >> dana: to say the least, there was a lot of love in the room for the former president but democrats and the media were not big fans of the event with some following hillary clinton's lead that the rally was reminiscent of a nazi rally held in madison square garden back in the 1930s. >> it is absolutely something that is intended to and is fanning the fuel of trying to divide our country. >> there's a direct parallel to a big rally that happened in the 1930s in madison square garden. >> this was a hate rally. many january 6 rallies. >> how did we get here where a stadium of people come to hate? >> yesterday's trump rally from hell. >> vile, racist, sexist insults dominated the rally at madison square garden. >> dana: greg gutfeld, haven't heard from you and i am dying to

know what you're thinking. >> greg: the big question is if you are confident and you think you're going to end, do you call people nazis? to me that's an assumption that you think you're going to lose. it's a sign of desperation. what is it if it's not? if they actually do believe that thousands of decent people that are coming there for a good time are nazis, if you believe that, then you're a coward for not doing anything about it. if these nazis win, then what are you going to do? it would be helpful. tell us who isn't a nazi. be specific. i voted saturday for trump. am i a nazi? if you support israel, who has warm relationships for trump, who named city after trump, is israel hitler germany question with the like-minded radicals at columbia would agree with you. if you demand people take aside then you should take aside.

there is always a risk of being in a pirate ship. the first principle is the first amendment. a guy tells a joke. this is what kills me. don't have to laugh at a joke to know it's a joke, right? but the joke is so different than the smearing of tens of thousands of people as nazis. this outrage over a joke, after you go after thousands of people that are there for a good time. i think it's because the dems aren't having a good time. they are incapable of having a good time because they have rejected all of the shared activities that bring people together, except for looting. but they hate religion. they think patriotism is silly. holidays are oppressive. recreation is white privilege. better not work out. their shared experience is simply outrage. they can't do fun. that is why when they look at this, they just get angry because they can't do it.

they can't do it. so they go off on a joke. to me the irony of a joke like that is that the libs don't know about news until it starts as a joke. they had no idea about illegal immigration. they didn't care about it, until you make a joke about it. men participating in women's sports, you start making fun of it, then they call you transphobic. getting changes. you are paying for it. it's a joke. then you find out it's real. now people know about puerto rico having a huge trash crisis. you know who knew that first? aoc's grandmother. nobody cared. not even her. >> dana: do you remember sharad? i want to do one his comedy shows. i thought it was hysterical. nobody laughed. he said it's not funny if you don't know stuff. i don't know why i'm walking down memory lane. i want to play for jesse, and this is jonathan karl from abc

his observations. >> madison square garden was packed. trump is graded a movement. there is no doubt. i cannot think of another republican figure of my lifetime who could have come into a democratic city like new york and put together anything like that. >> dana: i think some pundits and maybe some of the media were getting confused with him coming to madison square garden. that he was going to flip new york. but this was a homecoming. a chance for big international exposure. >> jesse: i can't think of another fox news host who would come into this building wearing a burnt orange mock turtleneck sweatshirt. >> greg: brand-new. >> jesse: it's stunning to the audience. i hope it looks as good as it does on set. >> you like it or you hate it? >> jesse: i am impressed. greg is taking a fashion risk and pulling it off. mcdonald's, rogan, msg, that's what you call a strong close and

he's crating this cultural moments breaking through that kamala is incapable of doing. the media is terrified because they are not able to control donald trump. now he's got a shot at winning the popular vote. he is a hair shy of 50%. never even come close to that. if he does when the popular vote and getting there, he will have a strong governing mandate. if it's this diverse coalition we expect. democrats are might have to respect. he's going to force them to respect that mandate. sunday was a love fest. i know some of the nicest couples who i know were there. i don't know why they are friends with me but they were there and they were enthralled at the enthusiasm. the rage was on tv. the rage was not at the garden. the raid was on tv because like greg said, they are jealous. i can't control him. they are angry. they have thrown everything at this guy in the more they throw

at him, the grander the coalition gets. the stronger he gets. demographically use minimum-wage workers to billionaires, black, white, hispanic, asian, men, women paradise on jewish flags mix two maga muslims. you don't see that it kamala harris event ever. he's bringing all sorts of people together. you don't hear a lot of crowd size cracks anymore predicable weeks ago, kamala making fun of the crowd size. you saw a growing movement. this is a growing common sense movement. i just would hope that people could maybe come along for the ride instead of running against common sense. the names on the roster were insane. you have elon musk, tucker, rfk, vivek ramaswamy, dr. phil, dana white, hulk hogan, and melania. so if trump is the stark leave got guys that can distribute the

basketball. hit threes, rebound. it's a winning team and i'm not looking at you, jessica. >> dana: we will look at you, jessica. take it however you want. i look at this and think the fascist closing argument, harris was trying does not seem to be working. but maybe i'm wrong. >> jessica: there's evidence in the polling that's come out in the last 24 to 48 hours that it is working for her in terms of early voting as well, gen z voting is almost at that 2020 levels and we are not even through early voting. that's a lot of good signs for all of that. i don't want to sit appear and diminish the joy that thousands of people had tonight going to see donald trump at that rally. i was talking to a friend who was a reporter who said it's full of incredibly nice, generous people who were there to have a good time.

i think that's important. completely separate the people who support donald trump that i think about the characters of donald trump or house policies might affect the country. but i think it's absolutely crazy to try to make this about not having a good sense of humor about tony's joke. so it was reported -- mart caboodle, erected over bull reporter. either way, this has been confirmed he originally was going to joke where he called kamala the c word, and the campaign so that they asked him to take it out which he complied with, not indicate -- that indicates he saw his joke list, if it was a joke saying puerto rico is a floating island of garbage, and he ad-libbed it, that's fine. >> greg: are you a fan of roasts? i remember you loving the tom brady roast. >> jessica: i was about to say

i thought hinchcliffe was one of the funnier people at tom brady's roast. but a comedy show and a closing message political rally or are different and you want to do no harm with eight days left to go and it's clear that harm was done and you know that because republicans came out right away, flipping out about this. rick scott, anthony d'esposito, congressman, immediately said absolutely says "puerto ricans are great." he is puerto rican himself. marco rubio was trying to defend the larger message but he said "puerto ricans are good people." the kamala harris campaign is reporting they haven't seen something breakthrough like this, and has yet in the campaign. >> greg: to come up the fact they are call everybody nazis. come on. >> jessica: it's not. >> greg: you did not even address that. the fact that your site is calling the everybody nazis and you're choosing to talk about a

joke. you are better than that. >> jessica: every show i say don't want to hear about hitler and thus we are talking about hitler. this was not about 1930s germany. but you did have stephen miller stand up there and say america is for americans only. that is the kind of rhetoric than does echo the 1930s. >> jesse: who is america for? >> judge jeanine: the rest of the world or us? america first or last. >> jessica: it's not about first or last. it's about sending a xenophobic message out to the world. >> dana: the judge was there, had a front row seat. >> judge jeanine: i was there. i was there for six and a half hours. it started with the national anthem. one of the most beautiful versions of the national anthem i've ever heard. a black opera singer. she's fabulous. the whole event was nothing but energized. the place lit up based on the

people there. everyone was there, it was a microcosm of the united states. black, white, young, old, rich, poor, asian, hispanic, black. it didn't matter. you saw israeli flags. there was someone there from the holocaust who survived the holocaust. this was so far from what the democrats want america to believe it to be. and donald trump came out and he gave the most optimistic message. he said i'm positive about the future of america. what i'm interested in this making sure i have tax breaks for caregivers, which i expect kamala to copy. it was like jonathan karl said. it was unbelievable that donald trump fiasco they were packed to the gills. they were ten deep going into the garden in new york city. no fights, no nothing. it was just joyous. the amazing part of it is that

when they want to say that this was a nazi rally, they insulted everyone at that place. everyone who was in the garden was thrilled with the exceptional speakers. elon musk, vivek ramaswamy, jesse, you mentioned. dana white. these are incredible substantial people. the democrats want to make it something that it really wasn't. but in the end, when you think about it, their version of democracy is picking a woman who has not gotten one vote but was chosen by a machine to run for president but we are the fascists. and finally, as it relates to that podcast, the trump campaign came right out and said that does not reflect our views or the campaign's views. they did it in record time. they were not happy with it. >> dana: okay, coming up. we will on. kamala harris icing joe biden

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♪ ♪ >> greg: team kamala is giving joe biden the stiff arm. stepping has requested the campaign trail and telling him "we'll get back to you," which is the excuse i use when jesse invites me to want to his men's hair club's meeting. kamala has a good reason, believing biden to be a political liability and she's ready to shed the biden exoskeleton, harris and me to clean house of his staff and bring in her own team if she wins the election. jessica.

the media's claiming of harris wins she's going to clean house. >> jessica: as is her right. >> greg: sexist and racist. just because she's a woman with a dark complexion you assume she's a house cleaner. why aren't you speaking out about that, jessica? where is your outrage? >> jessica: i had not thought of that truly depraved angle, so thank you. if she wins, then she should have exactly who she wants to have in there. there are big reps in the obama-biden world and they had a successful eight years together. my expectation is, again, the media is amplifying something it isn't as much of an issue. joe biden knows as well as nancy pelosi knows that winning is the most important thing. frankly his legacy is going to be more damage than anyone's if kamala up losing so i sure he has said to her the same thing pelosi said to house members, if you want me to campaign with you, i'm there. if you want to call me the devil, go ahead and do it. all we have to do is win.

i think one element of this story is interesting, that the biden folks feel as though she's underestimating his appeal with certain groups and that he could be used in targeted ways. very, very high approval rating with senior citizens, the hometown demo for him, blue-collar workers. i hope he will be dispatched like that. he has been in pennsylvania. he should be used for that kind of stuff. >> greg: very popular with the funeral home industry. judge, how do you clean house if it's the house that brought you in? they are going to be doing the hiring. >> judge jeanine: the interesting thing is they have been at odds from the beginning. biden's people, obama's people, and her people. now they are shocked. like everyone is trying to include her on emails because they want to keep their jobs but clearly the top jobs are gone. i think that this whole thing with joe biden, the last time

joe biden came out, he was into "lock him up," talking about trump. i don't know if that was a good thing for kamala. they are saying that we are leaving the space open if you want to come out on the campaign trail, we are happy to be there with you. but she can be, he can be, and i agree with jessica, joe biden can be helpful in some areas like in pennsylvania and michigan. it she's not taking advantage of that. she is weak in those places. she is strong. like working in -- with the unions. could've used biden as a strong union guy in michigan and she didn't do that. the staff, obviously they are shaking in their boots. she has a right to do whatever she wants to do. in the end, she's going to do that but a lot of those people are trash talking her for the last three and a half years. the question is, how is she going to end the campaign?

she is saying things like, he's unhinged, unstable, unchecked. apparently one of her own super pacs is telling her to tone down the anti-trump fascist rhetoric which is interesting because they don't take it's working her. >> greg: the irony is he seems a little bit looser and more cogent now that he's not running. have you noticed that? >> dana: absolutely. i think the burden that was lifted off of him immediately. >> greg: he was unburdened. >> dana: it's kind of a hilarious story. kamala harris owes everything to joe biden. if he hadn't ignored the concerns of his wife, dr. jill biden, maybe she would still be in the senate, missing 60% of the votes. i was going to make a point about the future for thing. the pac cannot coordinate directly with a campaign.

they were sending smoke signals. ma'am, your message about fashion, it's not working, please change your story. i think also the point about the staff is funny. how may times have we done stories, i think she has had three full staff turnover since she was vice president and that included campaign staff. >> greg: her turnover is a most as bad as yours. >> jesse: its comb-over, not turnover. i think the trump-pence relationship is better than biden-harris at this point. remember when the republicans were the dysfunctional party. they were bouncing mccarthy. the donors were like, why can't he be more presidential? they are probably still saying that. imagine staging a coup and still losing. burning through a billion dollars. kamala harris has to certify trump is the winner, clooney has to raise money for joe biden's presidential library. joe might have to parting his son. it's going to be great.

nancy pelosi might be under investigation for insider trading. that's not revenge. that's accountability, jessica. biden is like the guy that got dumped but doesn't know it yet because the girl is trying to let him down easy. he's like, i'm going to be in philly friday. what are you doing? sorry, i have plans. what about new hampshire saturday? around lunchtime. also busy. okay, i'll be in pittsburgh on sunday. stop by for a little while. i just want to see you. >> greg: and then they show up. they just show up. what are you doing here? >> dana: then you get a restraining order. >> greg: exactly. >> jessica: i think that's called breadcrumbing in dating we send a text and then three days later, rely, i didn't see that you replied. >> jesse: i have done that because i'm a coward when it comes to that. i'm not confrontational. >> greg: coming up next, michelle obama following in barack's footsteps, guilty dudes into voting for kamala.

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♪ ♪ >> jesse: walz kamala's campaign leveling up their gimmicks. the latest has tim walz and aoc grabbing xbox controllers to trash talk trump and stream the video game madden. >> i'm ready to play. are you? >> i'm ready to get beat. i am first-generation gamer. i don't know the controllers on xbox but i just wanted to try it. probably the same on the filibuster. >> got to get rid of that thing. >> the vice president is talking about housing, housing infrastructure, college, rectifying some of the wrongs but we're going to win this election, for going to make you pick up the gavel of the house. >> cast your vote so we can be done with this. i do not want to do four more years of resistance nonsense under donald trump, okay.

>> jesse: and their final score? a big fat 0-0. that's how many birds he shot. michelle obama was trying to get men hyped into voting kamala but she is sticking to a simple a simple playbook, the shame game. >> to anyone out there thinking about sitting out this election or voting for donald trump or a third-party candidate in protest, because you are fed up, let me warn you. your rage does not exist in a vacuum. if we don't get this election right, your wife, your daughter, your mother, we as women will become collateral damage to your rage. >> jesse: i want to ask you about michelle obama. i noticed aoc looked different but i can't put my finger on it. >> greg: look, first of all, our rage doesn't exist in a vacuum, two women, what is with these liberal democrats? i guess they all do the

vacuuming at home, michelle. what about the men who are the real danger? she is talking about your husband or boyfriend being a risk. actually it's the criminals and the men on the street who are unhouston mentally ill and the gang streaming in, you can focus more on that. the party that has alienated men see is the solution is alienating them even more. i call it a nag spiral. as their nagging intensifies, and men withdraw and then more nagging. why are you withdrawing? it's because you are maniacal hate sprinkler. it's crazy. i have a philosophical question. maybe jesse can answer this for me. i don't think she can. how do grows a person if you're in the democrat party? if everything is someone else's fault, let's say you're poor, you're not making enough money. you can't learn it from a rich person because a rich person's over there, if you're not fit, you're out of shape, you can't learn from someone who's physically fit because they are over there. if you're miserable you can't

get tips on how to be happy and find a calm life because they're over there. so the damn of wall themselves in demanding everybody think the same. if you are slightly different, you can't be there so you're stuck with the same identity, meaning you can't learn anything from anybody. that's why the pirate ship of trump is so interesting, those people are different. you can learn so much from them. there is a rich guy. maybe he can tell me what to invest in. this guy can tell me what's the best fishing rod. what do you do when you're at a democratic get together? you are just sitting there complaining about stuff. now it's men's fault. >> jesse: your name was referenced, jessica. >> greg: in a negative manner. >> jessica: i was insulted. i'm not sure this is my moment to shine. but i will say there are plenty of poor people at democratic rallies and we have plenty of rich people at democratic rallies. >> greg: they don't mix. >> jessica: what do you mean?

come on. we built a coalition in 2020 of 81 million people who voted for joe biden. you think we didn't mix it up? you don't think there are billions out there like mark cuban saying raise my taxes. >> greg: kamala doesn't speak for herself. >> jessica: every time she does speak you call her a moron. there is one week left to go. everyone is trying whatever where they reach a new audience, to say something impactful. i think if everyone is being honest and i know this would be a big push for you, judge and greg and jesse, not dana, you would admit that michelle obama is an incredible political communicator. just the same way barack obama was. >> judge jeanine: the question is -- >> jessica: that is the question. is michelle obama affective?

she has been historically. my guess is she will be again and there was something really interesting. you said trump is sniffing 50 or whatever. the abc poll that just came out don't have him sniffing anything but 46-47. kamala the 50 and 51. abc poll has kamala better with latino men than biden. men with college degrees are going for harris plus seven. if that holds true then donald trump is going to be in a lot of trouble on november 5th and the twitch stream will be worth it and i think aoc looks beautiful. it's a new haircut. >> jesse: judge, what you think? >> judge jeanine: about eeoc? >> jesse: either one. >> judge jeanine: if this is a redo, last week or the week before when walz was speaking. it was at "world of warcraft."

on the twitch. everybody laughed at me about the twitch. they decide they're going to do a redo. walz comes out with aoc, i've never heard heard discussed talking about football. they do a redo and neither does any good. it is 0-0 in the end. she and the wannabe coach on a make believe football game. the final score tells a story of the redo. it didn't do anything. let's talk about michelle obama. i used it to try cases a lot and it doesn't matter how good you are, what matters is your facts, your facts on how you identify them to convince a jury and that's what this is. this is all talking to a jury. america is the jury. michelle obama can be the greatest or a tour since i don't know who and i don't really care because she's trying to sell someone who absolutely cannot

sell herself, who can't answer a question, still hasn't answered whether we are better off or worse off than we were four years ago, hasn't figured out how she's different from joe biden and can't think of a thing she would change since joe biden so let's just knock that over. now let's talk about her husband, barack, the two of them are coming out lecturing african americans, black men, women, saying if you don't vote for kamala, there's something wrong with you. i don't want to be lectured to. you tell me how she's going to be good for me and my pocketbook. that's all. >> dana: just a second, i will say only the democratic campaign could come up with the idea to have walz and aoc play madden football while the nfl is live. >> jesse: oh, jessica. stick that in your -- >> judge jeanine: the fourth quarter when they were within one score. >> jesse: yeah, jessica. unbelievable. over 30 million views in two

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this way is why we're the number one national ltl carrier for quality. for us, this way is the right way which is why it's the only way we go. ♪ ♪ >> judge jeanine: 30 million views and counting. joe rogan and donald trump's three hour chat as the viral sensation of the 2024 race and it's easy to see why. >> what is happening with the whale? >> you know what it is, i want to be a wales psychologist. think of the rebels are republican party want to be a rebel, punk rock, buck the system, you're conservative now. >> that him after the political opponent. i could have put crooked hillary in jail. >> not only that but they are weaponizing it by saying that that's what you were going to do, ignoring what they are doing right now. it's crazy. >> i always got more publicity than other people.

it wasn't like i was trying. in fact, i don't know exactly why. maybe you can tell me why. >> i can definitely tell you. you have said a lot of [bleep]. >> judge jeanine: i listened to the whole thing. i assume you did as well. >> greg: i have not listened to the whole thing, i listen to about half of it but it's exactly what you'd expect. it's an exercise not in the communication but in stamina. i do two hours of tv with brakes and i want to go home and lie down. that's just one thing that trump does and one thing that rogan does in a day. it doesn't break new ground but it set the bar for the future. rogan may actually have to be the barrier for entry if you're going to run for office. you're going to have to do 5 minutes with george stephanopoulos or meet the press. you're gonna have to do -- tim dillon. you can't do that, you can't be

president because it addresses stamina, depth, and sincerity. everybody can be a phony on the view for 5 minutes. god knows i have. but you can't be if only for three hours. >> judge jeanine: it's interesting that the mainstream media commits mostly negative against trump. he decided to do unusual things like mcdonald's and podcasts and joe rogan. do you think it's worked out for him? >> dana: it feels like it, certainly. as my answer is "we'll see." but yes, the momentum feels like it's there and i think that trump campaign beats the harris campaign to the ball at every time. when it comes to creativity when it -- especially. there's a thing that's really strange, i prefer to listen to podcasts. i don't like to watch them. it's boring. but younger people love to watch. they love to watch method to conversation b. they are not having any of their own. this is good for them.

i think harris, if your team had trusted her to be able to do this, she could have relaxed and had a conversation been a real person. he might have worked out well for her. but i think that ship has sa sailed. >> judge jeanine: he was interesting how first there were questions and then there was this free flow communication. they were finishing each other's sentences. >> jesse: you are saying they are in love. >> judge jeanine: kind of. >> jesse: i haven't listened to it. like any other topic on the show, doesn't matter. >> greg: it was amazing. >> jesse: , harris and i have a lot in common paired where both imposters appeared we can't do podcasts because it will expose us as frauds. we can get by on shows like this, it's likely go to commercial immediately. but i'm terrified just as much as kamala is, that format. i do not agree so i know why she's running scared, the same

reason i don't do podcasts. just a superficial comment. [laughter] when you look at the late night velvet curtains, it's such a great contrast with trump's blond hair and yellow tie. the stage manager is now laughing at me. it's a great late-night look for him. he looks so comfortable in that atmosphere. >> judge jeanine: jessica, given the fact that kamala is having trouble with men, 80% of rogan's audience is male. i think half of them between the age of 18 and 34. what has she got to lose? there isn't anything on her schedule that should interfere with this parish even even had the hot my conversation with gretchen whitmer talk about how she needs more men. >> jessica: i think she should do it. rogan said we are still conversation. and then her spokesperson said the door was close to my help

rogan is correct. i think she would benefit from it. he was one of her most ardent supporters after the debate. he said she did an amazing job, totally crushed trump. all the things i like to hear. i think that i mean this sincerely. not in the revenge against trump sort of way, that he does so much better in these conversations than in the rally format because the crowd amped him up in a way -- whoa. i take issue with a lot of what he was communicating but what is appealing about him in those scenarios is he's on a fundable. rogan even says to him, when are you going to present the evidence that you actually won the 2020 election he just kind of laughs. andrew schultz when he said i'm mostly a truthful person and schultz laughs in his face, as does the whole panel. trump isn't bothered by it. for a younger demographic that

doesn't want to take life that seriously, they don't want to be outraged about everything. it comes across and really appeals to them. >> judge jeanine: coming up, election stress is driving everyone crazy. we will give you some tips on how to relax. ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ >> jessica: okay, america. let's pause, take a deep breath because we are having a collective panic attack over the election. nearly 70% say they are anxious. folks are putting vacations on hold and others are resorting to drugs to help them cope. i feel a little anxious. does anyone else feel election anxious or more just "get it over with." >> dana: i'm not anxious. i'm excited, energized, excited for election night, our coverage is going to be incredible. i think the article with these women quoted in "the wall street journal" piece about democratic women being upset, it says there's not enough cbd dummies to get me through. get your act together. get it together. take a walk!

>> jesse: there you go. i interviewed a psychotherapist on friday and he walked me through a lot of his clientele. they said they were going to pack their bags and moved to canada. none of them did. then they said they were sad the shooter missed in butler. and now, and i said, why does he drive these people so crazy? he says, they cannot accept the fact that a brash businessman can come in and just dispose of these lifelong politicians. it upsets their credentialed worldview so much, they can't get over it. >> jessica: i get that. i feel that. might be my tds or whatever i'm supposed to say it is. greg, i know you don't have anxiety. >> greg: i have anxiety for other people's anxiety. politics, i tried to calculate it when i was thinking about this, maybe it's 5% of my life. so many things to be grateful for. life is too big, if your team doesn't won, you go on with your life, you have a great life, you're on this planet, you are

enjoying this. you are enjoying a losing election. consider the alternative, not even being here. it's good. >> jesse: you are supposed to say if kamala wins, it's world war iii. >> greg: oh, it might be. but you'll be here. we will survive. a safe room. >> jesse: i'll be there. as long as you wear that sweater. >> judge jeanine: i'm excited. i think the rally last night created a lot of hope for me in terms of, in new york city, if you get that many people together, everybody on the same page, nobody seemed upset the whole night. tens of thousands. but i'm concerned about in terms of stress is the left's reaction if donald trump gets elected because they talk about how donald trump is a chaos candidate. the only chaos is the chaos they create, whether it's get in their face and don't let them into a restaurant or, you know, he is this, he is that, that's

what i worry about. i would like if donald trump wins and i'm hoping he wins, i would like that people just become accepting. >> jessica: january 6th would like a word. "one more thing" is up next. ly from the other guys. we design and test our own tools and sell them directly to you. no middleman. just quality tools you can trust at prices you'll love.

>> dana: time now for "one more" >> jessica: if going to the world series might be your chance. tickets are down from record high prices for game three. get tickets for as low as $703. that's still a lot of money. for comparison just to get into do, stadium for game one could have cost $1,000. also catch the game tonight on fox. >> dana: go fox. go greg. >> greg: overrated. tonight 10:00 p.m. skip the game, kat timpf, rod blagojevich

and tyrus. greg's sexy gar gator news. a little place mueller's inlet in south carolina where this gator is taking a nice stroll. you know where is he headed. is he heading into the bush to get a little meat. is he not going to hungry until he gets his fill. you are looking at my tail. want some? i will be right over here. >> dana: all right. judge, what do you have there? >> judge jeanine: oh my god. okay, it's time for ♪ ♪ >> judge jeanine: got change the music. okay. today is national chocolate day. and to celebrate johnny, your johnny, jesse, your john's aunt made us lovely display of chocolate here for national chocolate day. chocolate covered oreos, dark chocolate covered pretzels and dark chocolate covered strawberries. >> dana: have a katie night.