quite the day. >> jesse: what do you think you're going to do? >> i have to find the way. early vote deadline is supposed to be today. we'll see. >> the bucks county election commissioner says they've had to cut the line off early on days before 5:00 p.m. because they don't have the resources. he says anyone that filled out a mail-in ballot will get it before election day. >> they can ask to have it mailed to them, their ballot, once it's processed or come back tomorrow and pick it up if they want to do that. that's a courtesy we're offering them. we understand there's a lot of misinformation about this process. >> the republican national committee says they're getting numerous examples of what they say are voter suppression. >> thanks, bryan llenas. thanks very much. thanks for joining us here. i'm sandra smith. "the five" starts right now.

>> greg: up greg gutfeld with jesse watters and jeanine pirro and dana perino and jessica tar lot. "the five." >> greg: one week to go and both candidates are fine tuning their closing arguments. kamala is going full orange man bad extravaganza giving a speech at the elipse in d.c., which is where trump gave his january 6th speech. we have an except of what she will say. she will accuse trump of keeping an enemy's list and calling trump unstable, obsessed with revenge, consumed with grievance and out for unchecked power. here's a preview. >> anyone that suggests we should terminate the constitution of the united states should never again stand behind the seal of the president of the united states of america.

never again. so either it's donald trump sitting in there, stewing over his enemies list, or me with your help working for you checking off my to-do list. >> greg: quite a rally there. you know who else had rallies? hitler. i think kamala has it mixed up. donald trump is the one with the to-do list to fix the border, fix crime, fix inflation. he held a news conference at mar-a-largo to hammer it home. >> we're going to make this country great again and be respected again. her message has been a message of hate and division. my message is about saving our economy, securing our border. bringing together the greatest and broadest coalition in american history. issue after issue, she broke it. they broke it together is. for purposes of this election, she broke it. can't let her go. i'm going to fix it.

i'm going to fix it very fast. >> greg: dana, the obvious challenge here, at least obvious for me, but i'm the veteran at this stuff going on 40 years following politics, what can you say when you've called everyone hitler? like if you start at 10, you know, where do you go after that? >> dana: in my mind, just flashed an image of the roadrunner being chased. you get to the edge of the cliff and i guess you go off the cliff. >> greg: there's nothing after hitler. >> dana: that's why -- >> greg: jesse waters maybe. >> dana: i know. a good point. i went back and had the brain room. how many months has it been that the voters have been saying the economy and inflation is our number 1 issue? it's been the number 1 issue since may of 2021. still what i think is hilarious is the harris campaign and the harris super pac are having debating strategy sessions in

the pages of "the new york times" because they can't directly coordinate. they tell reporters at the campaign, you shouldn't be focused on fascism because it's notice working for you. the campaign says yes, it is working for us. it's not. it is. a course correction you saw today that the kamala harris team is trying to say that this speech that she's giving tonight is not going to be all about january 6th but i think that we all know that it is. the location was chosen for a reason. the last thing i'd say is that president trump's speech just there, he kept saying we will do this, we will do this, we will do this, which is a great construct. kamala broke it and we're going to do this. kamala broke it and i will fix it. he's built a coalition that if it holds together and if it comes through, the way that it looks like it's going to, it's very idealogically diversion and very much of a team oriented mission where as kamala harris seems to be out there all alone.

>> greg: it's true. judge, when you compare the two closings, you know, you have the celebratory ride -- think about the mcdonald's, the rogan, the msg. you have finger pointing and the joy is gone. it's so weird to see this being tight when you see one side happy and the other one desperate. >> jeanine: the juxtaposition counts be clearer. donald trump is the happy warrior. there's no question. if you saw him on sunday, if you saw him at mcdonald's, you see him -- the guy is happy. he's talking about how he wants to make america great. he's talking specifically about what he wants to do. now, i just got a look at what she she's going to say in the speech. she says that -- i just wants to tick off a few things. that donald trump is unstable. wait a minute. joe biden is the one that is so unstable that that debate performance got him literally thrown under the bus. she's been cackling for 3 1/2 years about what we have no

idea. they say donald trump is obsessed with revenge? are you kid something you have indicted a political opponent four times. all cases connected to the white house. why the prosecutors going to the white house. she says trump is consumed with grievance. are you kidding? we're fashionista -- fascist, deploring. finally, she says that we're -- republicans are out for unchecked power. unchecked power? the way you won in 2020 is by shutting down the first amendment of the press of everyone on social media and directing the social media companies to shut down free speech. you change -- you call yourself a candidate of change? you're not changing a thing. you're incapable of changing it. you can't even articulate what you would do differently from joe biden. everything you recommend is illegal or unconstitutional. whether it's a students loan

thing, knocked down by the supreme court or she's going to give black men, which is illegal, more money because they're black and they want to start businesses. bottom line is, donald trump has a program and he's happy. she's miserable. for good reason. >> greg: jesse, it does seem like they're blaming voters before the election. you know? you guys, if you guys don't do this, you're hurting your wives. it's kind of a weird message to blame the people in order -- to blame and shame somebody to vote. it's almost they're already expecting them to lose. >> jesse: that's why i'm thinking you're getting fascism right now in the close. it's justifying their resistance to a trump victory. remember, you're not just going to resist a typical republican. this is going to give them a license to all the lawsuits and everything. she was running on joy. this was biden's close. biden was this guy's a dictator. they dropped it. put her in.

she was running a happy campaign and then woodward's book came out. the milley quote about fascism. it's like the media is leading her astray down to this fascism rabbit hole. the media is usually on the same page as the politicians. if you now have the media going bonkers about fascism but the bernie bros are like can we talk about the economy? the super pacs are like can we talk about the economy? bill clinton is talk about the economy. if you're the change candidate, do you give a speech from washington d.c.? >> dana: no. >> jeanine: no. >> jesse: this is a bad venue at the wrong time. you're right. some of these excerpts are crazy. here's her pledge to you. i pledge to seek common grounds and common sense solutions. she's the most far left partisan

senator we've ever seen. common sense solutions? with what? emptying prisons, blowing up the border? nothing common sense about kamala harris. she goes i pledge to listen to experts. that could be the most ridiculous inside the beltway stupid thing to tell the country when we've been listening to expertses the last couple years. look what happened. >> greg: yeah. all right, jessica. you heard a lot from us. now it's your chance to respond. you have 13 1/2 seconds. >> jessica: make them count, baby. so the point of saying i'll listen to experts is to draw the comparison that there are experts that would like to work with kamala harris and everyone who has worked with donald trump doesn't want to go there again. that's been a key theme that is resonating with a certain section of the hopeful democratic base with these republicans and right-leaning independents that think that donald trump is unstable and unfit. everything about this is message

tested. she's not going off the cuff. remember in her town hall with charlamagne tha god. everybody says you're so well-rehearsed what do you say to that? she says you're welcome. you're right. there's a back and forth with forward and what's going on in the campaign. they have tons of tests on this. they have enough money to macrotarget those ads to one house holds. why are you giving me a dirty look? you know i'm right. >> jesse: that's how i look at you from the side. it's called side eye. >> jessica: i don't enjoy it. 1 said donald trump, you know, he's happy, no grievances. the man complains about everything. today his closing message, i won in 2020, his biggest grievance that was robbed of the presidency, the new york rally was a love fest and michelle obama was so mean to me. can you believe that? you're making a closing message and doing pretty well out there

and you want to complain that michelle obama is a big meany? come on. >> greg: he gives out 1,000 messages. the percentage of complaints is so low -- >> jessica: it's really not. this goes back to something that i said the other day, which is we should just not take donald trump seriously. if you're just going to hip hop to another -- >> jesse: you take her seriously? >> jeanine: you're kidding. a woman that allowed our border to be invaded? and has 300,000 kids lost -- >> jesse: i'm going to take a woman that was vice president and got more jobs -- >> jeanine: the 800,000 jobs they lied about? she did nothing. >> jessica: the jobs totals under the biden administration is higher than it was under the trump administration taking out covid even. >> jeanine: really? >> jesse: why does everybody think she'st terrible on the

economy? >> greg: we have to move on. i want to give you credit. you're almost there. pay less attention to trump's words, more to his deeds. >> jessica: okay. i don't enjoy his deeds either. can i say one thing? i'm concerned about the location of using the elipse. if you are not talking about january 6, it's obvious what the icon ography of what that is. if she had gone to an auto plants or saying abortion is one of the most important things and saying that nurses and doctors and physicians assistants can to their jobs -- >> jeanine: but she's consumed with grievance? that's why she's there. >> greg: our elipses are sealed. ha-ha. >> dana: that's cute. >> greg: not really. kamala nearly touch as razor sharp object next.

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♪ >> dana: shielding her from the press wasn't the bid idea. she racked up some awkward moments on the campaign trail. she was firing up a rally in michigan and had a bizarre request. that left the crowd befuddled. watch. >> now i want each of you to shout your own name. do that. because it's about all of us. it's about all of us. >> dana: so if this wasn't a scene out of veep, harris joined

a semi conductor manufacturing facility in michigan and almost injured herself. >> this is what it looks likes when it comes out of our process. do not touch it. >> i'm glad i asked. >> and harris couldn't stop with the repeated talking points while chatting with former nfl shannon sharpe on his podcast. >> we also have the honor and the duty of excelling in every way possible, being able to see what is possible and not be burdened by other people's limited ability to see the same. >> dana: i'd add this. veep is one of my favorite shows. i loved it years and year ago. who knew it was going to be prophetic. the creator of veep is wining now that there shouldn't be comparisons. watch this. >> i know the trump campaign would like to see that kamala is

selina but she's not. every episode of veep shows selina caught in a trap usually of her own making. we want to show what washington does to someone who goes into politics for the best of reasons. >> dana: all right. greg, i don't think i realized he was british. i have been saying we've been living in veep for years. then you have that response at the campaign event that didn't get a response. >> greg: the uncomfortable part of that is the laugh afterwards. which is the -- it's basically you have -- i'm entitled to this joy even if it doesn't work or not. it's a dei laugh. you have to understand, the democrats are in some kind of denial. but every time she appears to talk to you, it's an insult to you. because she's too ambivalent and arrogant to do any of the leg

work. by the way, it's not just her. but if you look at the -- i think the mainstream media is insulting to democrats in general. they are -- they assume you're too lazy to check, for example, that there were no more than two events at madison square garden since it opened, a hitler rally and trump rally. please don't look up anything on wikipedia. there were two just mass audiences. they want you the believe at a trump rally, which is what, eight hours long? there was only one speaker. only one speaker was there. so please, do not look up speeches from r.f.k. or vivek or musk. don't look up tucker's speech. you know why? it was so good it will change your life. you'll find it was an amazing day. it's not just a movement. starting to feel like a revolution. it was fun. so i think that -- if all goes the way i hope it goes and

kamala loses, democrats have to ask themselves, were we being played? and did we let ourselves to be played? do think think we're this stupid? why didn't we do any research? why didn't we look this stuff up? >> dana: she, jesse, maybe to be generous, the flubs might have been worked out had she been on the campaign trail for longer. >> jesse: no, i disagree. >> dana: i'm trying to be nice. >> jesse: think about this woman. she says now chant all of your names. there's thousands of people. i've been kind, i've been generous. she's not smart. i have not said that the entire campaign. i have now come to the conclusion this is not a smart person. didn't want to say it, don't like saying it. she's not very bright. she had help getting in to college we're now hearing. she failed the bar. her d.a. resume looks like it's been padded. people are investigating her track record as the attorney in

san francisco. she did nothing. she might not have even tried a single case herself. >> jeanine: right. >> jesse: then she's like -- she's touching things she's not supposed to touch. it's like my son putting his fingers in the toaster. and then she's got this thing that she's talking about with shannon sharpe. this is what it sounds like when dumb people try to sound smart. now, i'm very smart. >> greg: you are. >> jesse: i like to dumb it down. greg is smart and he stays up there. >> greg: thank you. >> jesse: but she -- when she tries to sound smart, she makes everybody sound stupid when we listen to her. jessica, everything i said is factually accurate. there's nothing you can disagree with. i dare you. >> jessica: i'm going to move past it. >> dana: i'll give you the floor then. >> jessica: thanks. so i'm pretty sure with one week to go that anyone that thinks that kamala is lame or bumbling

already thought that. it's not changing what they're going to do in this election. probably with trump it's pretty baked in unless something magical happens like he says puerto rico is a floating island of garbage or someone in his rally does and he hand-picked the guy to speak there. so what i'm trying to do is remove myself from the vibes of all of this and look at what is happening on the ground. that is what i think democrats are kind of coming around to. i don't know if you noticed, but there's more optimism on it. it's interesting. the trump side seems to be getting more optimistic as kamala's side does as well. a few things that i think are good omens for the democrats. be general dillon was on msnbc. democrats knocked on 1.2 million doors in battleground states on saturday alone. mark kelly says he's feeling really good because of how many people are working there. there's 120,000 person operation

for get out the vote in arizona. >> jesse: how is the early vote going? >> jessica: really well. look at the polls on that. >> jesse: how is it going in the states? worse or better than 2020? >> dana: you're making good points. judge, the north carolina just reported -- it was reported that in north carolina kamala harris' team is pulling out money from there and putting it in to virginia. >> jesse: they're losing the early vote in north carolina. >> jeanine: look, in terms of where she's putting money -- she has so much money, it doesn't matter. she as a billion dollars and 92 million in pac money. she can do whatever she wants. how they read the tea leaves, i have no idea. the only thing i know is she's a chameleon. she goes in front of audiences like the audience she just stepped in front of and she changes her accent depending upon the audience and she says dumb things. she says really stupid things.

when she doesn't know the answer to something and she will explain, you know why, i was a prosecutor. i think in that regard, she's been very consistent, which is that as a prosecutor, i've handled all of these cases. but she has moved to a new age where as a d.a., she didn't prioritize child sexual abuse. she did not prioritize children who were molested by priests and pedophiles. she's doing the same thing now. that's where she's consistent. people look in to her background, jesse, as you're referring to. she had a very unimpressive background as a d.a. and she can't answer any questions. but she always falls back on i was a great d.a. she was horrible. >> dana: we'll have more. we'll keep talking politics. jeff bezos are giving the cold hart truth to liberals that are freaking out that his paper didn't endorse kamala harris. ♪

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♪ >> jesse: the media is becoming more unglued the closer we get to election day. the usual suspects at msnbc and "the view" are talking about a second trump presidency. watch. >> he's not going to say oh, you're with a white guy. i'm going to keep you from being deported. no, he's going to deport you and put the white guy with someone else. >> the stakes are life and death for every woman in america. it's not hyperbole. >> we have to wake up. here's the good news. i come with such dire warnings. i'm telling you, the good news is that i believe women will be the beacon in this election. >> jesse: the beacon. freak-out is royaling the

"washington post." 250,000 people cancelling their digital subscriptions 44 use the paper didn't endorse kamala for president this year. now its owner, jeff bezos defending the decision. he said presidential endorsementses do nothing to tip the scale. what they do is create a perception of bias. a perception of nonindependence. ending them is the right decision. what do you think, greg, of this blow-up that the elite media is having over this nonendorsement? >> greg: what is it going to cost him? a couple million dollars a month in losses? right? >> jesse: he's what? $68 billion -- >> greg: he spends that much money on hormone treatments. let's be honest. it's amazing, why is -- okay. i said this before. one side is miserable. the other side isn't. is that just constant? why is it that -- if trump

loses, our viewers will be sad. they might even take it hard. they always bounce back because their lives are prioritized. family, friends, work, spirituality. politics is downstream from that. for the dems, it's upstream. so it affects family, it affects friends, work, spirituality. because the ideology of leftism is about power, a press versus oppressor, every relationship is transactional. that means you will dump your friends if they don't agree with you. but we don't think that way. so i think -- when you look at these people, she says it's literally life and death. maybe she doesn't know what "literally" means. they're so angry. so angry. they have nothing to lose if kamala wins. we're not going to go burn the place down.

we had one bad day. you know? >> jesse: bad afternoon. >> greg: bad afternoon. but if trump wins, we're going to have to be like oh, i hope they don't come to my town. i hope they don't burn down my stuff. that's how it's going to be. >> jessica: with our pink hats? >> greg: yes. >> jessica: we got mad and marched around and -- >> greg: look after 216 in d.c. you had three years of mostly peaceful rioting. in your face, jessica. >> jessica: it was not in my face. >> jesse: it was. carry on. >> jessica: so with the nonendorsement stuff, i think the problem with it is that the endorsement was ready to go. the same thing at the l.a. times and "usa today." it was ownership supplanting what was supposed to be the power of the editorial board and the people that actually run the paper. they feel like they said bezos decision or the family owns the

l.a. times is not reflective of the people that own the paper. we've seen mass exoduses and people upset. when you cut your subscription, like jeff bezos, you're hurting the reporters that are doing amazing work and winning pulp litzer and all of that. people said is this pause people are hedging their bets? they're thinking trump may win and i want to be able to do business with him and i know that trump is agree -- >> jesse: expected the endorsement from "the washington post"? is this not the most inside the beltway story never. >> dana: it is. it's delicious as well. >> jesse: i love it. >> dana: why did bezos buy the post?

because it was failing. without him, there might not be a "washington post" at all. so part of my feeling about this is that, okay, the boss said we are not endorsing. you don't want to be here, that's fine. good-bye. i'm paying your salary. i have your benefits. i have all of these things. if the subscribers don't want to be there, that's fine. i think they could have made this decision before and also last week or two weeks ago they endorsed the democratic senate candidate in maryland over the very moderate, very reasonable, very common sense governor, larry hogan, who is competitive in maryland and could get another seat for the republicans in the senate. so why would you have done that endorsement and all of a sudden say that? so timing-wise -- also, again, he's the boss. if you don't like it, see you later. he'll be fine. "the washington post" might not

be fine without him. >> greg: why hasn't jennifer rubin resigned? she applauded -- everybody resign. good for you. good for you. she's still there. >> jesse: we've been asking that questions for decades. judge jeanine, bring us home. >> jeanine: you know, i think whether it's about hedging your bet and worrying about the fact that, you know, maybe donald trump will get elected, i have to tell you, this op-ed piece by jeff bezos i thought was excellent. it was very well-written. he says we must be believed to be accurate. it's a bitter pill to swallow, but we're failing on that requirement. presidential endorsements do nothing to tip the scales of an election. nobody goes to vote and says i'm going to vote because "the washington post" said to. but axios also -- it's almost like -- everybody is -- it's a come-to-jesus moments. axios admits the established media has lost control of the

narrative. they talk about everything, all the media hoaxes. russia collusion, hands up don't is shoot, jussie smollett, kkk, russian bounties hoax. trump trashes troops hoax. all of a sudden, there's these hard truths in america, and americans are no longer trusting the media. i think they're starting to understand it. obviously jeff bezos could care less about 250,000 people. but if you read it and believe him, you say to yourself, you know what? donald trump pulled the veil off in 2016 and near trying to right the ship. >> jesse: i think we all learned that billionaires are just better people. they just are. ahead, kamala harris cracking some brews with big gretch and spills campaign secrets on a hot mic. ♪

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♪ >> jeanine: move over colbert. kamala harris and gretchen whitmire are sitting down for a beer. somebody left their mics on. and harris just spilled the tea on how she's bombing with the male vote. [inaudible]. >> we just told all the family secrets. >> jeanine: all right, jesse. they're both mic'd up. there are boommic reporters.

how dumb dow to be or was this planned? >> jesse: this is one of the biggest scandals. they cannot be trusted. i don't care if trump takes documents to mar-a-largo. they're not really offering men any appealing policies. that's why men are not showing up. i'm hearing the male vote in georgia, very strong. it has jessica shaking in her high heels. >> jeanine: what about, jessica, the fact that they have mics on and they made like oh, we for got? what was that about? >> jessica: i don't think it was an anything. like that's the most obvious thing in the world. the campaign talks about it constantly. maybe they did it, they thought it was funny. a genuine moment. i don't know. that's truly the problem. the male vote on the democratic side. i thought it was interesting today in rogan-gate news that he said the problem is that she wouldn't come to him.

she said she would do the interview, but i would prefer to do it in my studio. so i'm not travelling to see the sitting vice president and candidate for president. i get it. the wild west -- >> jeanine: you're a podcaster. she said only an hour. >> dana: she traveled to "the view." she called to call her daddy. >> greg: she never travels. >> dana: we know it's not going to happen. >> jessica: she should still find a way to do it, if possible. on the male front, the georgia male vote may be strong, the early ones. the abc poll had it higher black black and latino support for her and biden. an naacp poll came out. donald trump's under 50 black males is shrinking. >> jeanine: dana, what do you have to say? >> dana: i'd say what i was going to say already and the joe

rogan thing. i think that they offered something that they knew he wouldn't accept. that's part of a negotiation. i'm the worst negotiator, but at least i know that. then they can say, how dare you not come to me? everybody else is going to him. like if you have to take the mountain to you know who. on the polls, i think that things are going to settle back down to a little more reality a little bit, however, but there are numbers for president trump in some states that they're seeing internally and others are starting to leak out that they're within a margin of error in states that you wouldn't necessarily have thought that they would have been in. so the popular vote could be a shocker on tuesday night or maybe not. tune in. we'll tell you. >> dana: >> jeanine: greg, what do you think? >> dana: well, i have to give gretch credit. she's a female leader with long hair. you don't see that anymore. a very nice -- they usually do

bobs. professional. it's like -- she's got some real hair going there. you know what? that makes her okay in my book. i love -- >> jeanine: oh, my gosh. >> jesse: i like it. great analysis. >> greg: i love like she's got a problem with men and who is she talking to? another liberal woman. get outside your bubble of white female libs and their baited douches that cog play. maybe you might throw them a bone. maybe i should go talk to some dudes. that's where they have a problem. >> jesse: talk to the bartender. he's right there. >> jeanine: yep. all right. >> jessica: wearing a top. >> jeanine: the fastest is up next. ♪

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in europe, there's robotic conditions and in japan there's toilets that can check your blood pressure and offer a europe analysis. i fear home technology. dana -- >> dana: i'm not a great of it but i didn't know i had it. we had our kitchen redone. a friend came over. she says dana, you have wi fi on your oven? i was like i don't know. do i? yeah, it says there wi fi. what would that be for? apparently i have it. i guess i could be warm up that oven so i can put in that pizza. i don't know. >> jessica: do you -- >> jeanine: i have -- i have a lot of things that are electric. one thing that is driving me crazy. i walked in my house and i heard voices. it was like -- [laughter] shut up, jesse. anyway, it was one of the televisions was on. so i go and i look at it. it says janine, this is coming on now. i don't have alexa.

i don't have that. this thing is talking to me all the time. >> dana: wow. >> jeanine: i don't know how to get rid of it. i'll take to tim. >> jessica: tim will help everything. greg, what does your toilet say about you? >> greg: if it could talk. there's seven ways to go with that one. what is great about a smart home? no kamala people can get in. in your face, jessica. i have a lot of lba, low battery anxiety. i long for the days of a nonsmart home. when the phone was hooked in to the wall. you could only talk on the phone in one place. i'm tired of hearing people talk to me while they're flushing a toilet. >> dana: i hate that. >> greg: there's people in our bathroom on 21 that are up at the urinal talking. >> dana: it's and outrage.

>> greg: it's disgusting. >> dana: nobody wants to hear or see that. >> jeanine: don't touch that phone. >> jessica: jesse, what do you do in the bathroom? >> jesse: as long as they're booking guests for my show, i don't have a problem with it. i don't want a smart home. i want a dumb home. my toilet is not smarter than i am. i don't have remotes. everything i push with my finger. i don't need all that technology. we have a light switch that goes like this. we have a land line. just the butler. [laughter] >> dana: i want to go back to the tv that has the -- >> jesse: the knob? >> dana: i can't work the remotes. peter is about to go out of town. i won't watch tv for a week. >> jeanine: maybe if you talk to it -- >> dana: i'll try that. >> jeanine: i don't know how to turn it off. >> greg: you know we moved, i'm still using the other people's >> jeanine: oh! >> jesse: shame! shame!

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♪ >> greg: one more thing. i get to go first because i'm special. tonight, kat timpf, dr. drew, comedian adam hunter and tyrus. that's tonight. hey, let's do this: greg's absolutely disgusting news. this will make you throw up through your eyeballs. check out these meerkat pups. it's at a zoo in australia, melbourne. isn't it weird they have zoos there? how could you tell if you are in a zoo or not. think about it. there are animals everywhere.

>> judge jeanine: so sweet. >> greg: very lovable meerkat pups. they haven't been named yet, jesse. let's mo on to dana. >> dana: well, remember when president trump went to mcdonald's. he might have started a thing because people have been complaining about these mcflurry ice cream machines. they always get broken and can't get them fixed. might have done something the u.s. copyright office says mcdonald's owners can repair the machines on their own. all the franchises will be able to breakthrough the digital locks and diagnose the issues. the mcflurry is it is coming to you and it going to be great again. perino on politics i had joshua kraushaar for a little preview. >> greg: exciting. jessica. >> jessica: check this out. so cool my mom caught a ride in a self-driving car in san francisco. >> judge jeanine: oooh. >> jessica: coming home from dinner. >> it's haunted. no physical driver. >> jessica: she is in san francisco. jean expwreen is she in the back of the car.

>> jessica: next to it her friends are in the back. if h. a few cocktails. i'm sure it was even more fun. >> judge jeanine: you can sit in the back? >> judge jeanine: you fill up the car. >> judge jeanine: i would sit in the front. >> jessica: my mom is in the front and her friends are in the back. >> judge jeanine: really? >> greg: argue about this later. >> jessica: other news sad dodgers have a 3-0 lead over the yankees. i am going to the game which will be fun. watch the game on fox. >> jesse: tonight, "jesse watters primetime," eric trump speaker mike johnson, dana loesch and kevin o'leary. is he irish? we're going to find out. >> greg: excellent. okay. judge, you have 10 seconds. >> judge jeanine: okay. get a load of this. it came time to change a sibling's diaper a boy in georgia found the courage -- that's it. where is the video? >> greg: have a great night. 10 seconds. >> bret: none of us want to disappoint greg. thank you. good evening. i'm bret