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judge jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov, dana perino and jesse watters. this italot.s the five. [ cheers and applause ] a week to go and both candidates are fine-tuning their closing arguments. kamala harris is going full orange men bad at the lipsch where'd trump did isll january sixth. she's accusing trump of keeping a list of enemies who she intends to prosecute. also calling him unstable, obsessed with grievance and out for unchecked power. here is a preview. >> anybody who is suggesting we should terminate the constitution of theat united states should neveres agn stand behind the seal of the presidency of the united states of america.

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going to fix it very fast. >> thehere obvious challenge, obvious for me at least. what can you say when you'vehi already called everyone hitler. if you start at ten, where do you go after that? i >> my mind flashed an image of the road runner being chased and you get to the edge of the cliff. i guess you could go off the w cliff. >> there's nothing after hitler except maybe jesse watters. >> good point. i went and said how many months has it been voters have beenion saying the economy and inflation is the number 1 issue. it's been number 1 since may 2021 and what i think is hilarious is the harris campaign and super pac are debating

strategy sessions in the pages of "the new york times" because they can't directly coordinate so they tell the reporter, hey,t guys oveerr there at the campain you really shouldn't just be focused on fascism because itse isn't working fo ir you and they campaign says itou is working fo us. anr d of course what you saw toa with therr harris team they are trying to say the speech she is giving tonight won't all be about january 6 but i think we all know it is. location was chosen for a reason and lastly what i would say is president trump's speech had them saying we will do this or that which i think is a great construct. harris broken we will fix it. but it's harris broke i will fix it. he has built a coalition that if it holds together and comesli through the wakey it looks liket could it's ideologically diversf and very much a team oriented mission. harris is kind of out therear

alone. >> it's true and judge when you compare the closings. you have a celebratory ride i'm thinking about mcdonald's and t rogan and msg. then you had finger-pointing ant the johey has gone. it's weird to see this thing tight when you see one thing this one site happy and another desperate. >> the juxtaposition is clear. trump is a happywarr warrior. you saw him sunday or at i mcdonald's. of the guy happy and talking hoi he wants to make america great and talking specifically about what he wants to do. a just looking at what she isin going tog say at the speech she says. she says donald trump is a unstable. but joe biden is the one who is so unstable that his debatera performance got him thrown under the bus. she has been cackling three andr

a half years about how they have no idea. they say trump is obsessed with revenge even dated a political opponent for all fraud times al cases connected to the white house by the prosecutors going to the white house. w she saysit trump is consumed wih grievance are you kidding. fascist, deplorable their grievances we exist as republicans. f finally she says republicans are out for unchecked power. unchecked power the way you got that when he 20 election but was by shutting down the pre first amendment of the press and everybody on social media directing th e social media companies to shut downyo free speech. you call yourself a candidate oa change. you aren't changing a thing. you are incapable of such and can't articulate what you wouldd do differentlyif from joe biden everything you recommend as either illegal or

unconstitutional whether it's student loan thing knocked dow n by the supreme court or givingwh black meicn more money because they arebu black and want to stt businesses.m bottom line donald trump is a program and is happy she's miserable for good reason. >> jesse it does seem like they are blaming voters before the election. that if you guys don't do this you hurt your wives. it's a weird message to blame the people like that. it's on us like they are expecting them to lose.ng >> i think that' ys why you're getting fascism during the close. it's justifying resistance to ra trump there to read. you won't just resist a typical republican gives them thety freedom fopir lawsuits andto posttests all the dastardly things they will be up to. she was running on joy. that was biden's close. biden was this guy's a dictator they dropped it and put her in.

she wae was running a happy camn and then the book from woodward came out and the millie quote about fascism made the media go crazy. it's like the media is leading her astray down this fascism rabbit hole. media is usually on the samee page as politicians. but now with the media going bonkers about fascism but the b bernie burroughs arero saying cn we talk about the economy. super pacs want to talk about that and bill clinton said talk about the e economy. the aren't on the same page and that's not good if you're a democrat. when you are the change candidate do you give a speechon from d washington, d.c., early it's a bad venue at the wrong time. some of these excerpts are crazy.to here's her pledge. she pledges to seek a common grind --d grounding common sene solutions? she's the most l far left partin

senator we've ever seen neverse reaching across the aislens common sense solutions with what emptying prisons, blowing up th border. i there's no common sense about kamala harris. she pledges to listen to experts that coulde be the most ridiculous inside the belt stupid thing you want to tell a country when we listen toex experts the last couple years and look what happened.re anspd as your print chance to respond. 13 and a half seconds. >> make them count. >> the point of saying i'll listen to experts is to draw a comparison there were expertsex that would like to work withryon harris and never news workedrump with trump doesn't want to go t there again. that's been a theme resonating for certain section of the hopeful democratic base for this election with these republicanse and right-leaninang independente who think donald trump isfi unstable andt. unfit.

every thing about this is message attested she's not going off-the-cuff. in her town hall with charlemagne where he says everybody says you are so rehearsed what you have to sayev to that. she says you you are welcome. you need to be precise with your language and i stick to the book on this. is a back-and-forth between future and foreword and what's going on in the campaign. with tons of testing on all of this and they have the money to micro-target adds for one household if they say i know this guy who lives in this house. j >> that's oil okayes from the side. >> i don't particularly enjoyit it. but somebody said donald trump is happy and has no grievances. the maevn complains but everything. his closing message was i won in 2020 has biggest grievance that he was robbed of the presidency. the new york rally was aa wa lovefest and michelle obama was so mean to me. you stand up there you're making a closing message you're doing pretty well out there and youd

want to complain that michelle obama is a big meaning come on. >> he gives out of thousandge messages. the percentage of complaints as a. >> it's really noty but it goee back to something i said the other day which is we should just not take donald trumpther seriously. >> you taker searcy. >> i woman who aloud her border to be invaded's got 300,000 kids lost and isn't even looking you're talking about them. >> out take a woman is vice president during an economy that produced more jobs and got more people health care. >> donald trump had downward: provision over fivthe new thousd jobs and you said nothing. the biden here's a ministrieshe and is higher jobs than the trump administration taking out? cothat.es >> and why doe es everybody thik thinks she's terrible on the economy. >> in some polls she's ahead on the economy.

>> we do have to move on but i want to give you credit you are almost there. pay less attention t to trump's words more to his deeds. >> i don't enjoy his deeds either though. i would be concerned about theif location of using the ellipse even if you're talking about january sixth it's obviously the iconography. i think she went to an automotive planter hospital and made it about health care wherea you say abortion is one of thens most important issues are makini sure that nurses and doctors and physicians in assistance can do their jobs. i think that ass would've been better. >> she is the one consumed of grievance that's why she is there. >> our... are sealed.ob >> it onje a line nearly touchea razor-sharp object and ask to.

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♪ >> dana: shielding her from the press wasn't the bid idea. she racked up some awkward moments on the campaign trail. she was firing up a rally in michigan and had a bizarre request. that left the crowd befuddled. watch. >> now i want each of you to shout your own name. do that. because it's about all of us. it's about all of us. >> dana: so if this wasn't a scene out of veep, harris joined

a semi conductor manufacturing facility in michigan and almost injured herself. >> this is what it looks likes when it comes out of our process. do not touch it. >> i'm glad i asked. >> and harris couldn't stop with the repeated talking points while chatting with former nfl shannon sharpe on his podcast. >> we also have the honor and the duty of excelling in every way possible, being able to see what is possible and not be burdened by other people's limited ability to see the same. >> dana: i'd add this. veep is one of my favorite shows. i loved it years and year ago. who knew it was going to be prophetic. the creator of veep is wining now that there shouldn't be comparisons. watch this. >> i know the trump campaign would like to see that kamala is

selina but she's not. every episode of veep shows selina caught in a trap usually of her own making. we want to show what washington does to someone who goes into politics for the best of reasons. >> dana: all right. greg, i don't think i realized he was british. i have been saying we've been living in veep for years. then you have that response at the campaign event that didn't get a response. >> greg: the uncomfortable part of that is the laugh afterwards. which is the -- it's basically you have -- i'm entitled to this joy even if it doesn't work or not. it's a dei laugh. you have to understand, the democrats are in some kind of denial. but every time she appears to talk to you, it's an insult to you. because she's too ambivalent and arrogant to do any of the leg

work. by the way, it's not just her. but if you look at the -- i think the mainstream media is insulting to democrats in general. they are -- they assume you're too lazy to check, for example, that there were no more than two events at madison square garden since it opened, a hitler rally and trump rally. please don't look up anything on wikipedia. there were two just mass audiences. they want you the believe at a trump rally, which is what, eight hours long? there was only one speaker. only one speaker was there. so please, do not look up speeches from r.f.k. or vivek or musk. don't look up tucker's speech. you know why? it was so good it will change your life. you'll find it was an amazing day. it's not just a movement. starting to feel like a revolution. it was fun. so i think that -- if all goes the way i hope it goes and

kamala loses, democrats have to ask themselves, were we being played? and did we let ourselves to be played? do think think we're this stupid? why didn't we do any research? why didn't we look this stuff up? >> dana: she, jesse, maybe to be generous, the flubs might have been worked out had she been on the campaign trail for longer. >> jesse: no, i disagree. >> dana: i'm trying to be nice. >> jesse: think about this woman. she says now chant all of your names. there's thousands of people. i've been kind, i've been generous. she's not smart. i have not said that the entire campaign. i have now come to the conclusion this is not a smart person. didn't want to say it, don't like saying it. she's not very bright. she had help getting in to college we're now hearing. she failed the bar. her d.a. resume looks like it's been padded. people are investigating her track record as the attorney in

san francisco. she did nothing. she might not have even tried a single case herself. >> jeanine: right. >> jesse: then she's like -- she's touching things she's not supposed to touch. it's like my son putting his fingers in the toaster. and then she's got this thing that she's talking about with shannon sharpe. this is what it sounds like when dumb people try to sound smart. now, i'm very smart. >> greg: you are. >> jesse: i like to dumb it down. greg is smart and he stays up there. >> greg: thank you. >> jesse: but she -- when she tries to sound smart, she makes everybody sound stupid when we listen to her. jessica, everything i said is factually accurate. there's nothing you can disagree with. i dare you. >> jessica: i'm going to move past it. >> dana: i'll give you the floor then. >> jessica: thanks. so i'm pretty sure with one week to go that anyone that thinks that kamala is lame or bumbling

already thought that. it's not changing what they're going to do in this election. probably with trump it's pretty baked in unless something magical happens like he says puerto rico is a floating island of garbage or someone in his rally does and he hand-picked the guy to speak there. so what i'm trying to do is remove myself from the vibes of all of this and look at what is happening on the ground. that is what i think democrats are kind of coming around to. i don't know if you noticed, but there's more optimism on it. it's interesting. the trump side seems to be getting more optimistic as kamala's side does as well. a few things that i think are good omens for the democrats. be general dillon was on msnbc. democrats knocked on 1.2 million doors in battleground states on saturday alone. mark kelly says he's feeling really good because of how many people are working there. there's 120,000 person operation

for get out the vote in arizona. >> jesse: how is the early vote going? >> jessica: really well. look at the polls on that. >> jesse: how is it going in the states? worse or better than 2020? >> dana: you're making good points. judge, the north carolina just reported -- it was reported that in north carolina kamala harris' team is pulling out money from there and putting it in to virginia. >> jesse: they're losing the early vote in north carolina. >> jeanine: look, in terms of where she's putting money -- she has so much money, it doesn't matter. she as a billion dollars and 92 million in pac money. she can do whatever she wants. how they read the tea leaves, i have no idea. the only thing i know is she's a chameleon. she goes in front of audiences like the audience she just stepped in front of and she changes her accent depending upon the audience and she says dumb things. she says really stupid things.

when she doesn't know the answer to something and she will explain, you know why, i was a prosecutor. i think in that regard, she's been very consistent, which is that as a prosecutor, i've handled all of these cases. but she has moved to a new age where as a d.a., she didn't prioritize child sexual abuse. she did not prioritize children who were molested by priests and pedophiles. she's doing the same thing now. that's where she's consistent. people look in to her background, jesse, as you're referring to. she had a very unimpressive background as a d.a. and she can't answer any questions. but she always falls back on i was a great d.a. she was horrible. >> dana: we'll have more. we'll keep talking politics. jeff bezos are giving the cold hart truth to liberals that are freaking out that his paper didn't endorse kamala harris. ♪

♪ >> jesse: the media is becoming more unglued the closer we get to election day. the usual suspects at msnbc and "the view" are talking about a second trump presidency. watch. >> he's not going to say oh, you're with a white guy. i'm going to keep you from being deported. no, he's going to deport you and put the white guy with someone else. >> the stakes are life and death for every woman in america. it's not hyperbole. >> we have to wake up. here's the good news. i come with such dire warnings. i'm telling you, the good news is that i believe women will be the beacon in this election. >> jesse: the beacon. freak-out is royaling the

"washington post." 250,000 people cancelling their digital subscriptions 44 use the paper didn't endorse kamala for president this year. now its owner, jeff bezos defending the decision. he said presidential endorsementses do nothing to tip the scale. what they do is create a perception of bias. a perception of nonindependence. ending them is the right decision. what do you think, greg, of this blow-up that the elite media is having over this nonendorsement? >> greg: what is it going to cost him? a couple million dollars a month in losses? right? >> jesse: he's what? $68 billion -- >> greg: he spends that much money on hormone treatments. let's be honest. it's amazing, why is -- okay. i said this before. one side is miserable. the other side isn't. is that just constant? why is it that -- if trump

loses, our viewers will be sad. they might even take it hard. they always bounce back because their lives are prioritized. family, friends, work, spirituality. politics is downstream from that. for the dems, it's upstream. so it affects family, it affects friends, work, spirituality. because the ideology of leftism is about power, a press versus oppressor, every relationship is transactional. that means you will dump your friends if they don't agree with you. but we don't think that way. so i think -- when you look at these people, she says it's literally life and death. maybe she doesn't know what "literally" means. they're so angry. so angry. they have nothing to lose if kamala wins. we're not going to go burn the place down.

we had one bad day. you know? >> jesse: bad afternoon. >> greg: bad afternoon. but if trump wins, we're going to have to be like oh, i hope they don't come to my town. i hope they don't burn down my stuff. that's how it's going to be. >> jessica: with our pink hats? >> greg: yes. >> jessica: we got mad and marched around and -- >> greg: look after 216 in d.c. you had three years of mostly peaceful rioting. in your face, jessica. >> jessica: it was not in my face. >> jesse: it was. carry on. >> jessica: so with the nonendorsement stuff, i think the problem with it is that the endorsement was ready to go. the same thing at the l.a. times and "usa today." it was ownership supplanting what was supposed to be the power of the editorial board and the people that actually run the paper. they feel like they said bezos decision or the family owns the

l.a. times is not reflective of the people that own the paper. we've seen mass exoduses and people upset. when you cut your subscription, like jeff bezos, you're hurting the reporters that are doing amazing work and winning pulp litzer and all of that. people said is this pause people are hedging their bets? they're thinking trump may win and i want to be able to do business with him and i know that trump is agree -- >> jesse: expected the endorsement from "the washington post"? is this not the most inside the beltway story never. >> dana: it is. it's delicious as well. >> jesse: i love it. >> dana: why did bezos buy the post?

because it was failing. without him, there might not be a "washington post" at all. so part of my feeling about this is that, okay, the boss said we are not endorsing. you don't want to be here, that's fine. good-bye. i'm paying your salary. i have your benefits. i have all of these things. if the subscribers don't want to be there, that's fine. i think they could have made this decision before and also last week or two weeks ago they endorsed the democratic senate candidate in maryland over the very moderate, very reasonable, very common sense governor, larry hogan, who is competitive in maryland and could get another seat for the republicans in the senate. so why would you have done that endorsement and all of a sudden say that? so timing-wise -- also, again, he's the boss. if you don't like it, see you later. he'll be fine. "the washington post" might not

be fine without him. >> greg: why hasn't jennifer rubin resigned? she applauded -- everybody resign. good for you. good for you. she's still there. >> jesse: we've been asking that questions for decades. judge jeanine, bring us home. >> jeanine: you know, i think whether it's about hedging your bet and worrying about the fact that, you know, maybe donald trump will get elected, i have to tell you, this op-ed piece by jeff bezos i thought was excellent. it was very well-written. he says we must be believed to be accurate. it's a bitter pill to swallow, but we're failing on that requirement. presidential endorsements do nothing to tip the scales of an election. nobody goes to vote and says i'm going to vote because "the washington post" said to. but axios also -- it's almost like -- everybody is -- it's a come-to-jesus moments. axios admits the established media has lost control of the

narrative. they talk about everything, all the media hoaxes. russia collusion, hands up don't is shoot, jussie smollett, kkk, russian bounties hoax. trump trashes troops hoax. all of a sudden, there's these hard truths in america, and americans are no longer trusting the media. i think they're starting to understand it. obviously jeff bezos could care less about 250,000 people. but if you read it and believe him, you say to yourself, you know what? donald trump pulled the veil off in 2016 and near trying to right the ship. >> jesse: i think we all learned that billionaires are just better people. they just are. ahead, kamala harris cracking some brews with big gretch and spills campaign secrets on a hot mic. ♪

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♪ >> jeanine: move over colbert. kamala harris and gretchen whitmire are sitting down for a beer. somebody left their mics on. and harris just spilled the tea on how she's bombing with the male vote. [inaudible]. >> we just told all the family secrets. >> jeanine: all right, jesse. they're both mic'd up. there are boommic reporters.

how dumb dow to be or was this planned? >> jesse: this is one of the biggest scandals. they cannot be trusted. i don't care if trump takes documents to mar-a-largo. they're not really offering men any appealing policies. that's why men are not showing up. i'm hearing the male vote in georgia, very strong. it has jessica shaking in her high heels. >> jeanine: what about, jessica, the fact that they have mics on and they made like oh, we for got? what was that about? >> jessica: i don't think it was an anything. like that's the most obvious thing in the world. the campaign talks about it constantly. maybe they did it, they thought it was funny. a genuine moment. i don't know. that's truly the problem. the male vote on the democratic side. i thought it was interesting today in rogan-gate news that he said the problem is that she wouldn't come to him.

she said she would do the interview, but i would prefer to do it in my studio. so i'm not travelling to see the sitting vice president and candidate for president. i get it. the wild west -- >> jeanine: you're a podcaster. she said only an hour. >> dana: she traveled to "the view." she called to call her daddy. >> greg: she never travels. >> dana: we know it's not going to happen. >> jessica: she should still find a way to do it, if possible. on the male front, the georgia male vote may be strong, the early ones. the abc poll had it higher black black and latino support for her and biden. an naacp poll came out. donald trump's under 50 black males is shrinking. >> jeanine: dana, what do you have to say? >> dana: i'd say what i was going to say already and the joe

rogan thing. i think that they offered something that they knew he wouldn't accept. that's part of a negotiation. i'm the worst negotiator, but at least i know that. then they can say, how dare you not come to me? everybody else is going to him. like if you have to take the mountain to you know who. on the polls, i think that things are going to settle back down to a little more reality a little bit, however, but there are numbers for president trump in some states that they're seeing internally and others are starting to leak out that they're within a margin of error in states that you wouldn't necessarily have thought that they would have been in. so the popular vote could be a shocker on tuesday night or maybe not. tune in. we'll tell you. >> dana: >> jeanine: greg, what do you think? >> dana: well, i have to give gretch credit. she's a female leader with long hair. you don't see that anymore. a very nice -- they usually do

bobs. professional. it's like -- she's got some real hair going there. you know what? that makes her okay in my book. i love -- >> jeanine: oh, my gosh. >> jesse: i like it. great analysis. >> greg: i love like she's got a problem with men and who is she talking to? another liberal woman. get outside your bubble of white female libs and their baited douches that cog play. maybe you might throw them a bone. maybe i should go talk to some dudes. that's where they have a problem. >> jesse: talk to the bartender. he's right there. >> jeanine: yep. all right. >> jessica: wearing a top. >> jeanine: the fastest is up next. ♪

♪ >> jessica: welcome back. it's time for the fastest. first up, is smart home getting too smart? home technology is evolving faster than phones. and ai enabled appliances are

anticipating our needs? in europe, there's robotic conditions and in japan there's toilets that can check your blood pressure and offer a europe analysis. i fear home technology. dana -- >> dana: i'm not a great of it but i didn't know i had it. we had our kitchen redone. a friend came over. she says dana, you have wi fi on your oven? i was like i don't know. do i? yeah, it says there wi fi. what would that be for? apparently i have it. i guess i could be warm up that oven so i can put in that pizza. i don't know. >> jessica: do you -- >> jeanine: i have -- i have a lot of things that are electric. one thing that is driving me crazy. i walked in my house and i heard voices. it was like -- [laughter] shut up, jesse. anyway, it was one of the televisions was on. so i go and i look at it. it says janine, this is coming on now. i don't have alexa.

i don't have that. this thing is talking to me all the time. >> dana: wow. >> jeanine: i don't know how to get rid of it. i'll take to tim. >> jessica: tim will help everything. greg, what does your toilet say about you? >> greg: if it could talk. there's seven ways to go with that one. what is great about a smart home? no kamala people can get in. in your face, jessica. i have a lot of lba, low battery anxiety. i long for the days of a nonsmart home. when the phone was hooked in to the wall. you could only talk on the phone in one place. i'm tired of hearing people talk to me while they're flushing a toilet. >> dana: i hate that. >> greg: there's people in our bathroom on 21 that are up at the urinal talking. >> dana: it's and outrage.

>> greg: it's disgusting. >> dana: nobody wants to hear or see that. >> jeanine: don't touch that phone. >> jessica: jesse, what do you do in the bathroom? >> jesse: as long as they're booking guests for my show, i don't have a problem with it. i don't want a smart home. i want a dumb home. my toilet is not smarter than i am. i don't have remotes. everything i push with my finger. i don't need all that technology. we have a light switch that goes like this. we have a land line. just the butler. [laughter] >> dana: i want to go back to the tv that has the -- >> jesse: the knob? >> dana: i can't work the remotes. peter is about to go out of town. i won't watch tv for a week. >> jeanine: maybe if you talk to it -- >> dana: i'll try that. >> jeanine: i don't know how to turn it off. >> greg: you know we moved, i'm still using the other people's >> jeanine: oh! >> jesse: shame!

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♪ >> greg: one more thing. i get to go first because i'm special. tonight, kat timpf, dr. drew, comedian adam hunter and tyrus. that's tonight. hey, let's do this: greg's absolutely disgusting news. this will make you throw up through your eyeballs. check out these meerkat pups. it's at a zoo in australia, melbourne. isn't it weird they have zoos there? how could you tell if you are in a zoo or not. think about it. there are animals everywhere.

>> judge jeanine: so sweet. >> greg: very lovable meerkat pups. they haven't been named yet, jesse. let's mo on to dana. >> dana: well, remember when president trump went to mcdonald's. he might have started a thing because people have been complaining about these mcflurry ice cream machines. they always get broken and can't get them fixed. might have done something the u.s. copyright office says mcdonald's owners can repair the machines on their own. all the franchises will be able to breakthrough the digital locks and diagnose the issues. the mcflurry is it is coming to you and it going to be great again. perino on politics i had joshua kraushaar for a little preview. >> greg: exciting. jessica. >> jessica: check this out. so cool my mom caught a ride in a self-driving car in san francisco. >> judge jeanine: oooh. >> jessica: coming home from dinner. >> it's haunted. no physical driver. >> jessica: she is in san francisco. jean expwreen is she in the back of the car.

>> jessica: next to it her friends are in the back. if h. a few cocktails. i'm sure it was even more fun. >> judge jeanine: you can sit in the back? >> judge jeanine: you fill up the car. >> judge jeanine: i would sit in the front. >> jessica: my mom is in the front and her friends are in the back. >> judge jeanine: really? >> greg: argue about this later. >> jessica: other news sad dodgers have a 3-0 lead over the yankees. i am going to the game which will be fun. watch the game on fox. >> jesse: tonight, "jesse watters primetime," eric trump speaker mike johnson, dana loesch and kevin o'leary. is he irish? we're going to find out. >> greg: excellent. okay. judge, you have 10 seconds. >> judge jeanine: okay. get a load of this. it came time to change a sibling's diaper a boy in georgia found the courage -- united states of america remain -- kamala harris wrapping up