way. [cheers and applause] and look, we all know who donald trump is. this is not -- [boos] because here's the thing we all know: he is not someone who is thinking about how to make your life better. this is someone who is unstable, obsessed with revenge, consumed with grievance, and out for unchecked power. and in less than... >> charles: vice president harris rallying her supporters in arizona as trump also continues a western state swing. the fight is on, folks, and we are there for you every step of the way. and now, "the five" starts here. ♪ ♪ >> dana: hello, everyone. i'm dana perino along with

judge jeanine pirro, piers morgan, jesse watters, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> i can tell you who the real garbage is, but we won't say that. how do you like my garbage truck? this truck is in honor of kamala and joe biden. >> dana: one man's trash is another man's treasure. donald trump turning joe biden's garbage insult towards his voters into campaign viral video gold. the former president rolling up to a rally in a big, beautiful maga garbage truck wearing a garbage collector's orange vest, and still wearing that bright orange vest when he stepped out on the stage in green bay to defend his supporters, saying that they are not trash. >> 250 million americans are not garbage. [applause] i said well, should i leave my suit on and put it on over the

vest question but that doesn't look good. that doesn't look good. so i said let me take it off. and then i actually said, i climbed into the truck, but i said how the hell do you get into this truck? it's way up high. this was a beauty. i had the adrenaline going and i made it. than i gave a little news conference from the front, you know, they asked their wise guy questions peered. >> dana: kamala cannot be happy with biden's garbage firestorm. yesterday vice president harris said that she has spoken with the president and donald trump was having some fun they are imagining what that conversation was like. >> what the hell are you doing, joe? please, joe, i'm trying, joe. i met a big disadvantage. you know, they say i'm not smart, and then you go and you make it more difficult for me, joe. what are you doing, joe. well, that's the way i feel. because that is the way he feels. >> dana: you know, jeanine, i should call you the judge, but jeanine, if a campaign is a card

game, then trump was given this card and he played it very well. >> judge jeanine: he played it so well. he is the ultimate show man. he is a happy warrior. he took something that was garbage and turned it into gold. and you know, when he put on that garbage best, and he got in that truck, i remember last night looking at it and saying oh, my gosh, who would think of that? only he would think of that. only he would do that and actually get up in the garbage truck and look like he is having fun, look like he is comfortable, just like he was in mcdonald's. but then the left, instead of i don't expect them to see the humor in it, but, you know, he's not going to let an opportunity pass. and then when the left said, i think it was norah o'donnell, she said trump pulled a campaign stunt. proof his supporters are giving no grace to a gaffe by president biden. grace? a gaffe? i mean, biden has been trashing trump supporters since the beginning.

we have been called everything from maga extremists to fascists to nazis, to deplorables, we cling to god and our guns, this is something they have been doing for a long time and what iver biden has set about us in the past is indicative of a state of mind. so when "the view" is, what was it, it was a tone slipped. no, biden think trump is hitler and we are hitlarians because we support trump. kamala could never do this, could never roll with it, we do it from the al smith dinner. we see it every day. and i think the timing couldn't be better. >> dana: you know, nobody puts together a media montage like the biden producer. let's play this for you. this is a freak out in the me media. >> writing a don't know my garbage truck does anything from donald trump, wearing an orange vest on stage only supplanted by the orange on his face. >> pulled this campaign stunt, proof that he and his supporters

are giving no grace to a gaffe by president biden. >> they are trying to milk this for every single drop that they can. >> i think it's really sad that he's appealing to the working man, like the blue-collar worker. >> very same news media that ignored all the times donald trump has called american citizens and american voters and garbage. >> dana: the other thing i thought you might get out of kick of this as a former magazine editor, lawrence o'donnell was upset you didn't understand grammar to know what a singular possessive was. >> greg: yes, i will get to that in a second. i'm not going to send mike spend any time on '. i'm going to imitate cnn's daniel dale peered i don't know if he's done this, it really wasn't a garbage fest. that is a high visibility safety vest he was working. i think we need to point that out, i don't think you can vote for someone who would pass a high visibility safety vest off as a garbage best.

you know, joe calls trump supporters trash and trump shows up in a garbage truck. thank god joe didn't call them a-holes or trump would show up dressed like jesse. >> jesse: oh! [laughter] i saw that coming. >> greg: all right. o'donnell says we should show grace, biden's garbage comment was misconstrued based on the apostrophe. the misconstruing didn't stop joe from pumping out the most divisive hoax in history. defined people hoax, right? which initiated -- people don't remember this -- that initiated trump is hitler and his supporters are nazis, that is the tentpole hoax that went on for four years, it is the reason why joe ran. i don't have time to copyedit the commander in corpse. neither he nor the press took one moment, or any grace, to check what trump had said in

charlottesville. they didn't take any grace about any of these rumors from the russian hoax to drinking bleach. whatever. we know they don't -- they treat us terrible. problem we have, whether it is being called deplorables or irredeemable or garbage, it's coming from the top. this isn't from the comment section of the youtube clip of "fox & friends." right? this is the democrat leaders calling this out. and what it does is it makes it harder and harder for friends and neighbors and coworkers to return to normal life after an election. we used to live on this really cheesy notion, which sounds stupid, love thy neighbor. but it's now love thy neighbor the -- unless they vote for trump. and you don't love thy neighbor when it's good. it matters when it's bad. it's just like the first amendment and the second amendment. it's not for hellos or goodbyes, it's for bad words and bad hombres. and what they are telling you is

in these situations, the bedrock of society, which is love my neighbor, it's a societal contract that we all have so that when something bad happens, you go back to life. if your team loses, you know, you are mad, but, you know, then you get back on and you do your normal thing. what they are saying it is actually immoral for you to have any kind of connection with somebody with political differences because to them the political is always personal. >> dana: that was well said. >> greg: thank you, dana. >> dana: personal attack against you there, jesse, so i will give you a chance peered. >> jesse: good thing biden didn't call trump supporters a midget because -- [laughter] >> greg: you used the wrong word. you can't say the m word. that's all right. little people. >> dana: i accept your apology. [laughter] >> jesse: but trump is a meme. now have my staff is wearing garbage vests. did you guys see it?

half the staff in garbage vests. >> greg: they are actually safety vests. >> jesse: you guys are member when he got shot, everyone was wearing the ear bandage, over the buckshot came out they were wearing the t-shirts. they are eating the dogs. he has a way of just generating this throughout the country, which is free. he doesn't even have to pay for it. and i don't know, maybe piers can help me remember this, when was the last time kamala harris won the news cycle? maybe a month and a half, you are thinking "60 minutes," bret baier, the hurricane. >> piers: the debate, maybe. >> jesse: you had a whole trend of bad news cycles, and what trump does, he'll turn a 24-hour good news cycle into a 48 hour good news cycle, and the media helps because the media will attack something pretty smart and then make themselves look stupid, and then he'll divide the other side of the media, because half the media's going he is an idiot and look stupid in an apron, and other side of the media is giving him

credit for going to mcdonald's. i don't know one republican that can pack the garden. this is pretty smart that he did this in less than 24 hours, he's got a truck on standby. he is able to kind of divide the media, which is smart because they work really well when they are speaking from the same script. now the venues that he is putting himself in, a truck, drive through window, at a football game, these make him likable. this is not the fascist that everyone says he is. he's fun. he's not a fascist. and he looks young. he looks fun and young. now he is a great storyteller. who tells stories like the way he tells these stories? and it is a most humble. he is having a hard time getting up the stairs. was hitler making self-deprecating jokes? no. he is talking about how the suit, the vest was slimming on him. i mean, that's hilarious. and it's relatable. >> greg: i would love to see

hitler do a routine -- [laughter] >> jesse: pulled the tape. >> dana: all right, piers morgan. great to have you here. >> piers: so nice to be back. >> dana: what you think of the garbage insult emma stone? >> piers: great to be back in new york as a dodgers fan. >> dana: shots fired. >> piers: the only team i have ever watched is the dodgers. >> jesse: i thought you were a cricket guy. >> piers: i am. it is baseball for people with brains. i'm just joking. but it is good to be back. i was checking last time i was here, i think it was midsummer. what has happened since then? at the time we were all thinking this could be quite a boring presidential race. we were all bemoaning how dull it was going to be. i just checked, two assassination attempts, the democrat nominee forced out because he is senile but remains president of the united states. trump served at mcdonald's and driven a garbage truck, biden's biting babies, kamala is chucking him under a bus when she is not talking word salad,

this is just in three months. this has become an insane presidential contest, and i want to salute you, because we thought back in britain, the last five years, 18 prime ministers, we thought we were nuts. this is off the charts nuts, so congratulations to the united states. but fascinating to watch. i think you have all touched on it. i remember doing "celebrity apprentice" for trump back in 2008, the first series of that -- which i won, before you ask. >> jesse: nice. >> piers: i remember thinking at the time the guy is a marketing genius. he is a marketing genius. and the strategy now is playing absolutely to his best instincts, which is how do i make myself look relatable regular people when kamala harris inexplicably is doing the hillary clinton playbook of elitism, of pop stars, of hollywood, of going from joy and love and we are all going to be happy families to you are all hitler and garbage and everything else. the stark contrast of regular

don doing his regular stuff, even though he is an actual billionaire, is incredibly effective, and i think, we'll see, i think it's one to win him back the presidency. if it happens, the greatest comeback in the little history. >> dana: the timing is everything in the last few days here. also timing every thing for me. got to go. coming up, here are some distractions kamala does not need right now. joe biden goes on a baby biden spree and mark cuban is insulting women in the maga movement. ♪ ♪

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surrogates are causing trouble for her campaign, with only five days to go. mark cuban just insulted millions of republican women. >> donald trump, you never see him around strong, intelligent women. ever. it's just that simple. they are intimidating to him. he doesn't like to be challenged by them. >> judge jeanine: cuban is trying to clarify, saying he was not talking about all women, just trump not listening to nikki haley. and he's not the only kamala man causing trouble. joe biden went on a bizarre baby biden spree. the president nibbling on several babies dressed in halloween costumes at the white house trick or treat event. at one point, joe biden bizarrely put a baby's foot in his mouth, which is rich because joe is usually the one who puts his own foot in his mouth. all right, now i have to start with you, dana. >> piers: how did you read

that with a straight face? >> judge jeanine: dana, i'm going to start with you. mark cuban says he has never around strong, intelligent women, ever, and five hours later he kind of pushes back saying he only meant a couple, he exempt nikki haley from th that, but are we to assume that biden chose kamala because she is so strong and intelligent? >> dana: you know what, i would like to call up james clyburn and ask him why that was actually chosen. he actually said it out loud. this is not new from democrats. in my experience, probably in yours, too, they have always thought conservative women are dome, or you can't be a part of the club, so you never get on the cover of the magazine because basically all you do is work because you know you are never getting on the cover of the magazine, you are not worried about it, and so i don't think the walk back is very good but i also think about kamala harris, why is mark cuban her biggest surrogate?

i guess maybe she thinks that is her elon musk? i don't think it is necessarily the same. they are both billionaires, they that is the case. but where's everybody else? where is gavin newsom? where is mayor pete? where is j.b. pritzker? where are all of the democrats who were going to help proper up? barack obama, to his credit, has been out there a lot lately and doing a pretty good job for her, for them, but other than that, i don't see where she is surrounded by a lot of great guys or trying to help her, either. >> judge jeanine: you know, dana makes a great point, jesse, where all of the guys who wanted to be president, wanted to run, but aren't there for kamala? >> jesse: that is such a great point dana made. newsom, remember, got a bad speaking slot, no speaking slot at the dnc. they don't like each other. he is just waiting until '28 where he is going to run, and if he wins, i'll enjoy covering his presidency. i want to talk about baby etiquette.

because i have four babies, and i know how men need to act around them. men, if it's a baby that you don't know, cannot touch the baby. you cannot ask to pick the baby up, and you are not supposed to touch it. it's a germ thing, but it's also a man thing. men have no desire to hold a baby that's not their own. now if it is a nephew or a grandson, you can ask to hold the baby and then you have to give the baby immediately right back. but if it's a president, or if it's a guy with a patrician air, like myself, you can do two things. one, you can put your knuckle right under the chin and do a little goochy-goochy-goo, that is how you feel the skin and it is nice and manly and presidential, or do the thing we put your pinky out and let the baby gripped the pinky. it's a little grip strength test, and it's fun. and you go and judge the babies that have no grip strength. but in no way can you swallow the baby's foot. [laughter]

it's a little intrusive. >> judge jeanine: this bizarre behavior by joe biden, in not only reminds voters that this man, the president and the 25th amendment should be used against him, but it reminds voters of how kamala covered up his imbecility. >> piers: it's just extraordinary. spent 5 minutes talking about the president of the united states eating babies. when you think we are exaggerating you see that close-up picture of him literally taking that baby's leg like it is a chicken leg, sunday lunch. it is bizarre behavior. there is a point the rest of the world is making. which is it is very easy to forget joe biden remains president of the united states. as anybody who pops up biting babies legs or doing weird skype calls from his bunker, right in the middle of kamala harris' address to the nation, which is such odd timing, and all of it is very weird and very odd, actually if there was a major

crisis right now in america, is this guy the baby biter on skype? is he going to make the call about what happens? as to this wider thing of mark cuban and women, it's very interesting to watch the way that democrats have generally tried to play and depict themselves as the great standard-bearers and flag waivers for women's rights. because they keep going on about abortion rights, okay, fine. what about the other half of women's rights? which is they pretend nobody cares about. what about the rights, for example, of women to compete in sport in america without coming up against biological males? we covered this, but last week, 900 metals have been removed and deprived from biological women who lost to trans aphids, that is not a small number, so democrats like to say we are all for women's rights, people like mark cuban, the women's rights haters, i've only heard one candidate stand up for women's rights to fairness in

sport, and its donald trump. so i'm not buying this, that democrats are the only ones who care about women's rights, because it is transparently not true, and i think the way cuban is raining back this afternoon on what he said, he has realized there are a lot of smart women on the conservative side. a lot of them. i made a note myself, melania, nikki haley, they are all smart women, when you denigrate women like he has done, biden calls supporters garbage, nazis and fascist, when you do that you have lost the argument. >> judge jeanine: greg, why's it so difficult for the dems to go a day without trashing trump supporters? >> greg: i don't know. first, i want to tackle joe biden because we always heard the rumors that he was eating baby food. but we didn't think it was literal baby food peered we thought it was, like, most peas.

not an actual baby. but i'm going to defend joe because these kids are dressed up as food, right? they probably thought it was the real thing. in my view the brat was asking for it. my mom always said if you're going to go out dressed like a piece of chicken, some old, senile guy is going to try to eat you, and that's exact we what happened. >> jesse: you are baby blaming. >> greg: you don't go out like that. how dare you? okay, cuban. you know, i could say all democrat males are beta cucks because they are only acting that there is something in their past they want to keep covered up, but that's a generalization. and you know i don't do that. there are some safe generalizations. all jason statham movies are great. all british food is bad. we assume that. but making a generalization that cuban did without saying exceptions is amateur hour. you could argue that kamala isn't surrounded by smart women because they all quit.

right? 80% of her staff. and it seems like all of the dumb ladies left trump, liz cheney -- can't remember. alyssa griffin. these are not members of mensa. not even the members of menudo. they are just dim bulbs. this is the problem with making generalizations, is that anybody can make them and then you feel really stupid. you've got to walk it back. i for one will never walk back a generalization ever. >> judge jeanine: ahead, kamala harris is assembling a dude squad to help erwin backman to help erwin win back men. ♪ ♪ announcer: kamala harris wants us to believe that she is something new. but is she really? interviewer: would you have done something differently than president biden? kamala harris: there is not a thing that comes to mind in terms of... and i've been a part of most of the decisions... announcer: in other words, she wants more of the same.

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dude squad is coming to her rescue. aoc thinks doug e. fresh is going to connect with my brose. >> we have had a lot of -- a lot of poor examples, i think, of masculinity and men, but doug really is the contrast of that. he knows that by lifting up women, he is also lifting up himself and the men around him. >> jesse: so the hollywood hunk who single-handedly took down joe biden, george clooney, is cutting kamala ads to get dudes pumped. watch. >> come on, boys. >> let's make america great again. >> remember, you can vote anyway you want. and no one will ever know. what happens in the booth stays in the booth. >> jesse: all right, greg, we are going to go to the manliest man at the table. >> greg: thank you. >> jesse: piers. [laughter] i will go to you, greg.

he doesn't need a bigger ego. tell me about aoc talking about how manly doug e. fresh is. >> greg: he lifts women up one hand slap at a time. how can you trust these people about anything? when they believe a man can get pregnant. a man can play in women's sports with a penis, that makes no sense, and they have shifted the prism of what is masculine to its exact opposite, so if you're truly masculine, i.e. me, then you are considered toxic. but what they do is they look for this phony virtue signaling person, who is virtue signaling because obviously things in the past are doing that well but if harris wins he will be the first gentleman in the first guy to tip the maid. george clooney, he doesn't know what it's like to be a real man. because he is too good looking. it's too easy for him to have to actually work for anything.

speaking as a 9. >> jesse: [laughs] >> greg: i've to take risks. i have to prove myself every day. i don't get things handed to me. clooney at a 9.8, he has no clue what it's like to be the rest of us, so he just shows up, has he ever had to try for anything? nothing at all. i rest my case. >> jesse: short, funny, and rich, that is greg gutfeld. and he had to be funny and rich because he is short. >> greg: amen! you're right. >> jesse: do you agree with greg that they are trying to typecast these nonmasculine guys to try to turn out for kamala because the real men don't want her? >> piers: i thought this idea that the only people who are toxic in terms of their masculinity must be on the conservative side because i seem to remember the summer, george clooney standing in los angeles, the big fundraiser, raised a lot of money for joe biden, leading the praise

for joe biden about what a brilliant guy he was, what a great president he'd been, what a great president he would be again, and yet i also remember, they could was three weeks later, the same george clooney, the close personal friend of this guy that he absolutely revered as a great man, basically becoming brutus and stabbing him firmly in the scabbard with his metaphorical sword. and basically ending joe biden's career. now where i come from, a little village in east sussex on the south coast of england, if one of my mates did that to me, i would think that his masculinity was pretty toxic. so i don't think we should be taking any lessons from the hollywood bros who go around back stabbing other when it suits them. they are pretty shallow. they are charlatan in their allegiances. but particularly with politicians. and i just think, in the end, these guys that were going to go vote for trump, they are not going to listen to people like george clooney because they are probably going to remember what he did to his mate, joe, and

think that's not how we behave. >> jesse: besides barack obama, nancy pelosi, george clooney, if she loses, is going to take a lot of heat. >> judge jeanine: yeah, he is going to take a lot of heat, and he deserves it, although i don's going to impact his career at all because the hollywood elites take care of each other. if you think about what the democrats have been doing, they are basically saying everybody lie to everybody. wives like to your husbands and go to the voting booth and don't tell them that you are voting for kamala, and husbands, you've got to -- men -- lie to your pro friends, don't tell them you're voting for kamala. i mean, if that is what they consider masculine, a guy who doesn't have the -- yeah, you know -- you say it -- to tell their friends that they are voting for donald trump, than they are was his, okay? that is not masculine to me. number two, i am so sick of doug emhoff being an example of

masculinity. nothing about him is masculine. the guy knocked up the nanny while she was in the house while he was married and had his own kids. that is disgusting, and reports are he slapped his date around and literally lifted her when she lost her balance. social me a real man, and that ain't him. >> jesse: maybe that's what they meant when they said lifting women up. >> dana: imagine if anyone on the republicans that had been so accused of slapping their date and what aoc would say about them. media bias exists, you know exactly what would happen, because even phantom allegations from 25 years ago get held up as in a court of law, so there is that happening. but also some of the most boorish and sexist men are democrats because they feel like if they put on a pro-choice pin and -- >> greg: harvey weinstein peered. >> dana: pronouns in their email signature, then that gives them cover to behave however they want to. >> piers: james franco when he

wore that little pin for women at the oscars, and then proof, me too. >> jesse: harold ford jr., perfect example peered. >> judge jeanine: what? >> jesse: one of those guys. i'm making a joke. [laughter] the perfect gentleman. >> piers: wohl >> jesse: stay alive. ahead, not so funny late night hosts are grilling donald trump like it's a cookout, while letting kamala slide. the ♪ ♪ your best defense against erosion and cavities is strong enamel. nothing beats it. i recommend pronamel active shield because it actively shields the enamel to defend against erosion and cavities. i think that this product is a gamechanger for my patients. try pronamel mouthwash. i'm a lifelong republican and i voted for trump twice, but i can't do it again. trump wants a national sales tax on imported goods. it'll make everything more expensive for regular people,

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slice of that slop. camel making a joke urgings trump voters to vote after election day which i think in land you in jail. >> vote early, vote early, if you can't vote early, vote on time. if you want to vote for trump, vote late, vote very late. voting on thursday or maybe friday. >> greg: i don't care about that, dana, it's a joke, but you have to point out that douglas mckay went to jail for sharing a meme about hillary clinton's voting being canceled or something, and he went to jail, had to pay a lot of stuff. >> dana: or if you do that in your neighborhood, you will go to jail, put up something on a light post -- >> greg: i've said worst things. >> dana: just 10 minutes ago. you know, but "saturday night live" a few weeks ago, when they first made fun of tim walz, biden, and kamala harris, everyone was praising them. this is funny, and they were making fun of republicans, too, it really works, but nobody

watches them. right? >> greg: it's dead. >> dana: i forgot about them. >> greg: jesse, i've pretty much killed them all off one by one without really trying. >> jesse: yeah, you have good writers. but you came from weekend to prime time during the biden administration. and then you took off during the biden administration. >> greg: what are you saying? >> jesse: they fell off the cliff during the biden administration because they're so much material they ignored. this guy can't walk. his son is like a porn star crackhead that sells fingerpainting so the chinese to pay off his baby mama. kamala has a guy working for her that is friends with school shooters, she sounds like she is on laughing gas. you could do whole shows for years on this, and they just ignore it. i think they said go back to johnny carson, letterman, leno sought aisle where they made fun of both sides and had guests from both sides. so maybe they have me on the show to plug my next book.

>> greg: you wouldn't even do my show, jesse. >> jesse: it's a scheduling conflict. >> dana: he tried once. >> greg: piers, i'm curious about what the comedy atmosphere is in england, scotland is very unusual, but in england, do you have, is there a strong kind of a political comedy, or visit very left wing? >> piers: it's more left-wing. you don't get many comedians -- you mentioned johnny carson, i recently watched that brilliant documentary series about carson, and he was the former king of late night, before you came along, obviously not as good a king. and neither of you real kings because we have the real kings. but he was the king of late night. one of the magical things about carson was nobody knew anything about his politics. in fact he once said to barbara walters, i think one of the dangers if you are a comedian -- which basically i am -- is if you start to take yourself too seriously and start to comment on social issues, your sense of humor suffers

somewhere. and those guys, 95% or whatever it is trump jokes and nothing about -- when there is so much comedic value to be had about joe biden, kamala harris, why wouldn't you do that? why would you want to shut off a potential avenue of audience? a strategic error, why the ratings are falling, and they are doing their viewers a a to service. stop lecturing and pontificating and hectoring your audience. if there is humor to be had from your own side, laugh at your own side. it's more effective. it makes her criticism of trump -- >> greg: self-deprecation is the power behind all humor. judge, 40 to 1 ratio. >> judge jeanine: you know what's interesting, is apparently 449 jokes against donald trump in 27 episodes. i mean, that is really incredible. i know this guy douglas mackey who went to jail for seven months, i mean, the truth is if

we were in a situation where we could get people to actually laugh at both sides, i think america would really start to heal, the humor in all of it, it would bring us together. you know, basals, whatever his reason was in "the washington post" for not endorsing someone for the presidency, whether he is signaling maybe -- financial motivation, whether he is trying to go to the middle, the mainstream media ought to follow that a little bit and, you know, it is amazing that donald trump is even in the race given the mainstream media, the fact that big tech, everybody demonizes donald trump. it's amazing. >> greg: you all right. you know what else is amazing? our halloween extravaganza. it is so spooky it will scare the wig off jesse's head. [laughter] ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ >> piers: happy halloween, america, which i think obviously britain does better, just for the record. we are going to get spooky with some candy on the set and look back at our best costumes. here is yours truly dressed as donald trump and a fake news suit in the middle of

beverly hills on halloween a few years ago, which went down about as well as you can expect in beverly hills. dana, your favorite halloween costumes? >> dana: wow, nobody asked me for a picture of my favorite -- >> piers: your favorite costume. >> dana: when i was a kid growing up in hot colorado, honestly, you had to wear a coat over your costume, that wasn't great, and always the classic mask with the elastic thing in the back and kids today have no idea. but one time when i lived in d.c. i went as bill on capitol hill from "schoolhouse rock," that was a good one. >> piers: greg? >> greg: and trying to remember come i think when i went as o.j. i don't know if those pictures are out there. but, you know, if they are out there and you can find them ... >> jesse: send them to me. [laughter] >> piers: someone told me you went to a half haunted house with david. >> jesse: i think i screamed louder then dana. >> dana: it was scary, hated it. >> jesse: i was a field hockey player at one point and i had a wig and i put two tennis balls on my chest and i had a little

pleated skirt and a little blush. and i thought i looked pretty good. as a guy cross-dressing. so i got a lot of attention for this. this was louis xvi. >> piers: you look great. >> jesse: thank you, piers. this was not cross-dressing. no matter how many people say that on my instagram. >> dana: on the right? >> jesse: it is a wig -- >> piers: "downton abbey," the roguish american. i like that. >> jesse: talk about candy. chocolate going out of fashion. >> judge jeanine: there is no dark chocolate. if rfk gets in we won't have any of that red color on any of the candies anymore. don't allow it in europe. yeah, there is a lot of this great color they put in candies. but i love dark chocolate. >> piers: do they still do trick or treating here? >> judge jeanine: yeah! >> jesse: come on, man. >> piers: i like how excited

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cell medicine complained the significance. >> keith murdoch, the visionary founder of the aaa profoundly believes the power of collaboration to forge stronger ties between america and australia. we actually are living in unprecedented time since decoding of the human genome, gem gnome mics, stem cells and now ai our understanding of the human body will be revolutionize. >> what we are really excited this week to announce that the new collaboration of partnership with the institutes in san francisco, the institutes world leaders in cardiovascular science. also pioneers in the development of machine learning models, ai tools that are really revolutionizing other understanding of human biology. >> dana: the event raised 1 point # million dollars for the aaa's scholarship program, supporting americans and australians to study in each

other's countries respectively. evening was capped off with a performance by country star keith urban. judge jeanine and i had the honor of attending this special event and good time had by all. thanks for having us. jesse? >> jesse: yeyes, piers morgan we still celebrate halloween in this country. i celebrated halloween today. we were trick-or-treating right after school. batman, robin, minnie mouse and a cat. meow. tonight "jesse watters primetime," julian michaels, hulk hogan, glenn greenwald 8:00 eastern. jean green good show. >> greg: tonight kat timpf, jim thorton, sage steele and tyrus. let's do this. ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great >> greg: i don't have to tell you i love congress a toos and there is two of them enjoying balcony slice of pizza together. check out these cockatoos have a

hot slice in queens land. where is genes land, australia? ifing is coming up australia. >> dana: see if the judge can keep it going. >> judge jeanine: all right, time for. >> dana: my favorite. ♪ >> judge jeanine: all right. check out this police video from colorado. stop running. >> i didn't run. i didn't run. i didn't run. >> going to get -- >> judge jeanine: i didn't run. >> typically suspects attempt to flee before they were hand cuffed. this guy was obviously drunk and impaired. he tried to make the greatest escape after he was caught. >> dana: peter, did >> piers: belgium run out of time for me. >> dana: that's it for us. have great night, everybody. >> bret: philadelphia would have waited for piers. >> dana: we can't wait to see

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