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[cheering and applause] >> thank you. you are appreciation underwhelmed me. happy thursday everyone. today is halloween and i'm starting to panic. i need three more guys to fill out the of my joy behar costume. but everybody is getting dressed up. james carville is going as a blind mole rat. elizabeth warren is going as one of her ancestors. kamala harris will be dressing up as a hispanic black asian puerto rican jamaican muslim and jewish woman. hillary clinton going as monica lewinsky with hopes to get laid. [laughter]

they will all be going as journalists. and last but not least nancy pelosi is going as yourself. nothing scarier than that. so while arnold schwarzenegger endorsed kamala harris, legendary astronaut buzz aldrin and doors to donald trump. pretty similar stories. one landed on the moon and the other one landed on his made. but you can see why arnold went with kamala. she said she would clean a house if elected into he can't resist a lady holding a mop. last night rioters descended on los angeles after the dodgers won the world series. many of these writers first learned that the dodgers won the world series.

>> that is such a great point. >> it's a coincidence. l.a. erected with looters in a nike store with a mob burning a bus. things are so bad the menendez brothers are demanding to stay in prison. and president biden bit at bay be dressed as a chicken at a white house halloween party. now who's the cannibal? the doctors said that they were dressed as a thermometer. [laughter] so disgusting. but just a joke. so what do you do when somebody calls you garbage? of course it matters if it's from someone whose opinion i value like your spouse or your relative or your chinese lap dancer i met in

croatia. but what's coming from this guy i mean this guy thinks he are garbage, the guy who did any big technology had a grandchild because she came from the wrong side of the tracks. to him she was garbage. which kind of makes him garbage. and you have joe called the trumps ac supporters garbage. asking the mediaone question, how do you like my garbage truck? >> how do you like my garbage truck? this is in honor of kamala and joe biden. joe biden should be ashamed of himself. i hope you enjoy this garbage truck. >> we enjoy yet. joe calls trump supporters garbage and trump shows up for a campaign event in a garbage truck. i wonder what would happen if biden had called him [bleep]. [laughter] would trump have shown up in this? you know he would. so why does this moment matter?

the same meeting that went in same over a comedians joke over a trash crisis in a u.s. country now calls biden half hoax. >> the very same news media that ignored all the times donald trump has called american citizens and american voters scott and garbage. actually tried to turn joe biden's use of the word garbage into a controversial news story today. >> he landed in green bay a short time ago and pulled this campaign stunned, speaking to reporters from a garbage truck. prove he and his supporters are giving no grace to a gaffe by president biden where he and his explanation inadvertently called the trump supporters garbage. >> you see that, inadvertently. like that was inadvertent. like when i inadvertently landed on the candlestick. [laughter] but sure that garbage line could be misconstrued but do we owe

them that grace as noris suggests? no. after all biden rode in on the most divisive line ever. the fine people hoax. it's been debunked. worst it's the tentpole hoax that issued the trumps hitler narrative that they've been pushing ever since. even when they knew it's falsely kept at it. so forgive me if i don't give a [bleep] if biden just got fine people hoax. what's good for the goose is good for the slander. while joe is biting babies trump is chewing up kamala campaign like a toddler dressed up as a big mac. but there's a big problem. whether called irredeemable, deplorable or garbage that rot is coming from the top end is undermining the fabric of the social contract. it's not team support politics i've no problem with tribes, allegiances and even cults. i have scientologists as neighbors and they were able to invite me over for a three some.

[laughter] because there was always a bed rock premise underneath of it. it's the cheesiest phrase ever. love thy neighbor. it's corny because we get it wrong. when we gate love thy neighbor we think of ned flanders offering up to homer but love thy neighbor doesn't matter when things are good, only when it's bad. and if kamala wins you both may have to transgender venezuelans with student loan debt. that societal agreement is no different than the first or second amendment. they don't exist for hello and goodbye, it's for bad words and bad hombres which means no matter who you root for you are still neighbors. of your yankees fan and live next to a red sox fan don't shoot together at the game. you may want to avoid both of those cities. but you can still borrow the leaf blower. but then return the favor by leaving the blinds open when you undress. but love thy neighbor became

once radicals made the political personnel. in the 60s the last most heralded voices declared every relationship is one of power between boss and worker. husband-and-wife, white and black. even me in my pool boy. i keep telling him someday i will get a pool. suddenly the equality it connection turns vertical. it's no longer we are in this together, it's now who's on top. they change love thy neighbor into love light neighbor unless we disagree. that is transactional but now your neighbor won't talk to you if you vote for trump. now do you really want to jerk like that in your life anyway? that's what we're calling the country garbage gets you. you end up in a place where it gets harder to turn to loving one's neighbor when the media calls them trash. my advice get your lawn tools back before tuesday.

tonight his halloween costume is town creek. jim norton. she is spicy and strong and proves liberals wrong. sage steele! she carved a jack-o'-lantern but not legally allowed near knives. "new york times" best-selling author kat timpf. and for halloween the hulk is dressing up as him. tyrus! [cheering and applause] jim you have been called garbage most of your life. >> yes, i have. >> you should be proud of and were it like a badge of trash. >> yes, i do. >> it's a two-part question but what did you make of hinchcliffe's joke, much at do about nothing and what did you make of trumps garbage truck? >> tony is a friend and i think

he is very funny so i don't understand this desire to higher comics that are known for doing material. if you hire a guy like tony expect tony to do what he does. if you want the comic that doesn't mean very gentle hire a gentle comic. i beasley had no problem with it. >> he came on as a comic but the liberal media described him as a speaker. >> the whole thing is a shell game. we are all pretending to be upset that we are being insulted and not just them, it's everyone. the whole country. americas motto should be how could you? it's fake. every wants and not see or a and those are my friends. >> it is funny though. no one knew about the trash crisis in puerto rico until he made the joke. >> i had no idea until he said that but anybody that watches

tony that's the stuff tony does. >> sage what do you make of the way trumps managing to take screw ups like biden and turn it into comedy gold? and also kamala with the mcdonald stint as well. >> it's brilliant. honestly, to his team. and then he was saying how quickly this happened 30 minutes before and somehow they got a truck with his name on it and i said sure i will put an orange vest on. could you imagine kamala steam being a creative? and number 2, ask her to do in what her answer would've been if this was reversed? that would never happen. i give him credit. he's all most 80 years old and he's like what the hell let's do it. they said it and we will take advantage. >> kat sage brings up his age, i can't help think that's making trump more likable. as he gets older he becomes more like a mensch. he seems to be having more fun. >> he is having fun right now

and i don't care who you are, everybody who saw him pull up in a garbage truck thought in their head that is good. [cheering and applause] jim we've talked about this a million times. people you can understand, i will believe you if you said you'd only certain policies about him but he is funny. win people say he's not funny i'm like you've truly lost it. that's how you handle all your supporters being called garbage, pulling up in a garbage truck. is a very wealthy man. and he even said someone suggested this to me. right? he's in on the joke of how ridiculous it is and the fact that they can't state the obvious with biden, what they're going with is that i am too stupid to understand the nuances of his speech. nobody believes that. he was struggling to get out whatever sentence but you're

also expecting me to believe that and you expect me to believe for people who have spent all week talking about all these people, a garbage would be a bridge too far. >> we met the other part. >> you're asking people on one side to accept things that are insults to their intelligence and on the other side it's up garbage talk having a great t time. >> it's a big win tyrus trump is up in north carolina georgia nevada and as a slim lead in p.a. he might flip wisconsin at michigan or she might. are you still... remember you said if she wins you shake it here? >> i'm sorry didn't miss something? did you not see what i did to the yankees last night i'm tyrus nostra thomas here. this [bleep] is not close. this is not the behavior of a man who's worried about winning states. this is what i do when i'm up 40 states. ring up the hot dogs and let's

truck it up. the one thing i do know is president trump might be open to legalizing weed because he clearly has a couple of boroughs on his squad like you should totally get a dump truck. yo. i know he doesn't smoke it but the ones he's listening to people, he's a different dude from 2016. 2016 trump was aggressive. he's been threw that and dr. bullets literally. so he's laid back and whoever wants to come to the party, come on in and any ideas are not. i've had an interview with him talking what we may not have taxes for police officers and firefighters and he said you know what may be we should do that. maybe he is smoking, i don't know. but the point is relaxed, a comic, having fun and do cats point, lawrence you couldn't to say touche. the truck was good.

>> the pot thing is only for black people. it's only for the black voters. >> which again helps trump since he's hitler. the fact he has high brothers making policy decisions on his campaign is a good thing. >> if somebody does something funny and do you react like it dewormer of animal house, what happened to lawrence o'donnell, you've lost. >> he's part of a joke now. >> yes. all right. >> greg i'm starting to get left out as that gl stein guy. [laughter] >> you should vote your passion which is gl stein. >> iva gl stein sign on my lawn to drive democrats crazy. what is with this audience? they don't like that humor. [laughter] before we go a quick announcement. you can come see me on my gutfeld live 2025 tour. look at that picture of me. looks very nazi like.

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>> a story and five words. [cheering and applause] >> democrats to insane to explain the story is hilarious because it is so true. g.o.p. staffers told tablet magazine that they often have to water down the reality of their democratic opponents agenda in focus groups because the people don't believe it. they don't believe that these democrat policies could be true. something like trans surgery for kids and crime and illegal immigration. they can't believe these are policies. isn't that hilarious and weird and tragic and sad? >> devastating. absolutely. water down, in other words just don't speak the truth of what we all know to be happening. every one of those categories, what did they mean water it

down? they just don't say it? they just ignore it? act like nothing is happening. >> i haven't been in these focus groups. i find them to be very tedious. the snacks are just terrible. but it is weird, kat do you think this could work in your personal life? for a long time nobody could believe you were pregnant. >> especially me. [laughter] >> we had a whole focus group about should kat get pregnant, dewormer that? >> yes. the reason why i was pregnant and it is because there's no way that could happen. >> that's what happens when you believe the media. >> i believed everyone in the comments section who said i was too old. not to old guys. >> and now we're like okay. now i'm going to have nine like my grandma did. >> if you could have five so he could get off of me that would be great. [laughter]

>> i think that actually has benefited me before. some people thought telling stories and people were like good joke and i thought you thought i was joking? probably better for me. what i thought was interesting in this article as they put out the difference between biden and to kamala which is that nobody really believes biden believe those things. it was this machine that was stepping in for biden. if you asked biden to explain what it means to be nonbinary for an example, he would have no idea. he's talking points are about it and but he wouldn't know idea. kamala when she ran in 2020 round is this uber progressive candidate where she said all this stuff and that stuff is on tape. it's hard to believe people think she's a moderate and some of the stuff is crazy. maybe a trending thing with the

trans, how do you put it, transgender operations on illegal aliens which sounds so absurd. everybody like can you believe he said it? but it's like know she did. it's out there. >> there are some other things tyrus said that our crazy yet i believe most democrats don't even know their real. like if you told them there is no cash bail i go i don't understand what you talking about? you could actually get arrested and released because there's no bail set or you could steal as much stuff as you want, as long as it's under $900. i don't think people know that stuff. >> i thing the reason they don't know that is because in my opinion, the progressives which are a small extreme group of the democratic party have taken over. under the mental breakdown and fallout of joe biden. so joe is like what? nonbinary he thinks that's when you go between standing and sitting in.

[laughter] >> i have been there. [applause] >> but they were able to use the democrats as a front. the problem was wants the policies came out and americans were like this is not what we talked about, this is not what we voted for, they're not going to change. it's the mind-set of a few eggs. they don't know any better. it's like the 50 so-called fbi where they have the lie and hide stuff because the american people are not smart enough and we're going to do it our way and that's why she has a hard time when she is hit with a follow-up question because she can't say when her agenda is because she knows it can be rejected but the progressives have taken over the democratic party. we had it happen with the republicans with the tee party and then we said chill out. then we got back to center. this is why the selection is not working, it's not because democrats it's because the progressives inside the democrats. they're like we don't want these

things that either but if they say they are agenda, is going to be worse than it's going to be next tuesday. i know we have the night off but we could totally come in at 10:00 and film because this [bleep] is over. [cheering and applause] >> you been following politics for decades. >> very closely. >> and you're think tank institute in mclean, virginia. running entirely by orphans. >> i want to give them some thing to do the because i hit them. [laughter] >> to be fair they had it coming. >> they certainly did. >> it is an amazing strategy to be so absurd nobody will believe you. >> by the way, i know trans surgeries in prison is not popular but could you imagine year in prison in your cellmate comes out with of a china? [laughter]

you've won the lottery. >> is like the scene in animal house were the kid is on the bed and the cheerleader lands on his bed. >> that should be an incentive for good behavior. >> exactly. [laughter] >> that visual. like oh come on in. >> i'm out of breath. okay next to man who conquered space, against a sellout disgrace.

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>> astronaut endorses trump. asked whole doesn't. we know buzz aldrin endorsed trump, what say you? >> i again. i will not besmirch arnold schwarzenegger's movies because he gave us conan. i cannot besmirch him for that. but i'm starting to understand this whole endorsement thing a little better. it seems if you endorse the left there's a check involved, beyonce got $11 million for speaking for 3 minutes and basically said she liked being a mom. she got what, $3 million? and we find out that the quality of the camera shows how well they are spending the money they're given to them. they're like, yeah, i will endorse you vote for her. so they're doing it for money. the downside for the trump thing is apparently are not getting any money. so i'm going to change my

endorsement for a small fee. >> you are for sale? [laughter] >> i'm going to try. let's say they have an envelope for me, $10,000 and all i have to say is... [laughter] okay let's start with this. [laughter] never mind, i'm sorry i can't do it. [cheering and applause] >> all right. >> kat, arnold claims the decision is country over party but he had a personal vendetta because trump gave him a lot of grief because he ruined the apprentice. when he took over and just went down the tubes. >> first of all, i loved him and jingle all the way. really underrated christmas movie. i agree with a lot of what he said in his statement except for the beginning and the end.

the beginning when he said i know a lot of you want to hear from me about this... [laughter] but do we? you know what i mean? has anybody like i want to hear what donald schwarzenegger wants to say. but in the middle of it when he says i'm concerned about the deficit and he's talking about i'm concerned the way we talk about each other and how hostile politics has gotten. and the way people in politics kind of weapon eyes problems rather than solving them. i agree with all the middle stuff because when he says there for in the end, kamala. that you lose me a bit. i'm not sure how you have all these concerns about things people can relate to but you reach the conclusion of that's why you think she's going to stop them. >> the leap there. he went from a to c but there was no b gym. >> the b was where that check was. >> jim as you know arnold swarts and egger impregnated has made and denied it was his child until finally it was going to

come out and then you have what's her face, kamala's has been impregnated a made a, slapped around a woman. who knows. is arnold basically doing this because he sees in kamala's husband a miniature arnold? >> that's an excellent point. >> it's a psychological examination of that masculinity we find to be so troubling in this era. >> your not wrong. i like arnold and i would've done the same thing with the made. [laughter] i mean it's right there. >> they cook they clean and they say hello in the morning. it's not really out of question. >> it speaks to the laziness of entitlement. if you're going to cheat, go outside the house. >> i will tell you why i agree with that. i very rarely disagree with you

because this is your program. arnold is so famous he can't go anywhere, anywhere he goes people are watching them and the maid is in the house already. she's let him to put these towels away and he says hold on keep one you're going to need it. [laughter] >> it really is a beautiful story. >> you're going to be okay. i promise. [laughter] >> i was warned a little. >> do you think this is... [cheering and applause] sage, do you think this is some kind of contrived virtue signaling? you see this a lot with men in the past. >> you guys are good at that. i don't know, has arnold gone that deep? let me rephrase.

i mean, hey, if that trans surgery takes place in a prison cell with him maybe the answer to that question is yes, he is going that deep. i don't know. i'm like you, why do we care what you think? you are gone. win was last time we town will arnold swarts and egger? never and i have no desire to. no desire to look at that picture, please don't put it back up. i don't see the point of it. i know you've all been waiting for this. did we think he was going to endorsed trump? we knew there was no way and at the end of the day he's a california boy who has done what since? >> he's like the guy who steals your wallets and then offers to help you find it after he's cleaned it out. you know? he's essentially had all these men who created this career for him and now he is in

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>> please welcome to the main stage stripper news.

[cheering and applause] >> tonight on stripper news, a las vegas strip club is offering free lap dances on election day for customers who show up with and i voted sticker. kat, crazy horse three gentleman's club. they will have an election watch party. hudy think this helps, trump or harris voters? >> i don't know but i just hope all these voters at least to put their stripper. >> do you think these lap dances will actually be free? >> because first of all, strippers work and they are at work and they're working and contributing to the economy. another involved in civic engagement. okay? [laughter] so if you are going to go there with your eye voted sticker and get a free lap dance and not tip your stripper, i don't care who you are voting for. tip your stripper. >> will you be watching the polls that night? [laughter]

[cheering and applause] >> you like the obvious humor you make me sick. i got that little quip mccarl. >> it it was adorable and i back it. if i was showing up to a strip club and it's an election party i would've thought they miss spelled this sign. but i back this. i back this a lot. it's a reward based system and if i'm going to get a lap dance i will vote and if you throw in a you can tell me who to vote for. but only once. [cheering and applause] >> they love it. >> they love it. sage are they targeting the often overlooked demographic, the guys who were staying at the days in after being kicked out of the house? that's all you

see at strip clubs, guys sleeping at that days in. >> the motel 6. there's all of that that's around it. the thing is, they need to be prepared to be there i think not by 10:00 p.m. eastern time by election night. i mean all night and into the morning, maybe into wednesday or thursday. on average how often are you in a strip club? >> first of all... [cheering and applause] let me start with this. thank you for the question. i was born in a middle-class family. it inspires those two dance. for the spirit that is dancing. is unquestionably...

[laughter] >> you've got to bring a lot of dollar bills. >> know you don't. first of all i'm opposed to this. this is disgusting and you agree with that greg. you and i need to go down to this place, check it out and protested. because this was ridiculous and this is a trick fellas. do not go. the first lap dances free. wants you're there you will say clearly you just voted near conservative so they want you to pay. do not go fellas. you vote for just the right to vote, not just for besmirch and ugliness and disgusting as that is strip clubs. penthouse i'm sorry. >> so easy to gain the system. you just stand up there and sell. just voted stickers. [applause] >> you know what you could do?

scratch and sniff if it's the right flag rents by having it smell like dad and stay out longer. >> you know what's great though? >> you get home to your wife and you did and i just voted sticker and i just blew a wad my sweatpants sticker. [laughter] of dollar bills. >> i did one time. >> could we start this segment over? >> coming up next fascinating news about animals and boos.

[applause] >> tonight on should we be concerned, animals need to get wasted as well. jim you're an animal lover and we will talk about... something

else. researches discover the primate ancestors talk about ethanol for a millennia. in other words they are getting drunk like the rest of us. should we be concerned? i wonder about them. >> i can't enjoy. i would love to see a turtle struggling with anorexia and. at the end of the night to watch a giraffe finally hitting on that elephant alone at the end of the bar. [laughter] >> the rhino trying to say i can drive. honestly i can drive. you know sage, they say they drink for caloric and medicinal purposes but come on, it's not like they know what they're doing. they're not human beings who try to get drunk. >> not like some of us in this room. no names necessary. >> what did i do to you?

[laughter] >> you know what? the fact that i didn't even look at him this time, and he knew exactly who i was talking about. >> it's either me are the pregnant lady. [laughter] >> i know for a fact that kat, since she has been pregnant, a has cut down some of her drinking. >> this is a single, not a double anymore. >> she is drinking for two. >> the medicinal purposes and the calorie intake. so joe biden, he could use it. >> that's true. >> if the animals have a little too much it doesn't do anything from him to climb stairs. at this point i say what the hell, go for it. animals drunk? whatever. >> tyrus you are an expert, literally an expert on animals. animals from 11 notion every standpoint should not go to alcohol because it doesn't take for survival. they live moment to moment.

>> first of all the fermenting of the fruit goes up against cavities and teeth and having other things in the top of the food chain. nobody is [bleep] with a chimp. the best stuff that's right at the most and somebody and primates do it. and they also do things like give the elephant that drunk fruit and watch him tear up the jungle. they're just like us and do things like that. happens all the time and humans actually ended up figuring out alcohol was they were following the monkeys to get the fermented fruit so the problem was when they got drunk monkeys doing stuff to them because they broke up and went their own way. [applause] >> really? >> happens in a strip club. >> what you're saying is that monkeys were the original ruthie's? >> yes. >> i would love a good animal bar kat.

and what do you make of this? you were on a safari a couple years ago did you encounter any drunk animals other than kennedy of course. [laughter] >> i like kennedy as well. it was a year ago. animals i think are interesting because they get more wasted than us because they don't worry about the next day or even connect the thing. like my dog when he was a puppy went into the kat's litter box and eight kat [bleep] and boy was that an expensive snack. and it was overnight into the animal hospital. it was really bad. he comes back home and where does he try to go immediately? he tries to go back in the litter box. it's like buddy the reason why you had a bad night is what you just ate and he doesn't think about that. >> it's the substance abuse problem. he says i'm not doing this ag again. and got a sign.

got to put it down. i was going to say he's got to join a group. >> and greg i'm not ashamed to say i went to the hospital for the same reason. [laughter] we can laugh and have fun but it is delicious. [laughter] >> we will be right back. [cheering and applause]

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