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a massive crowd here in georgia for former president trump. the crowds are an indication that early voting in this state will be a lot larger. the administration's been under pressure for months to make a decision on this. no one covers democracy 24 like the reporters of fox news. all right, before we go, a quick programing note. we will have a live show this sunday night at nine eastern right here on the fox news channel. we hope you'll tune in, but unfortunately, that's all the time we have left this evening. as always, thank you for being with us. thank you for making the show possible. please set your dvr so you never, ever, ever miss an episode of hannity. and for news. anytime. every time. all the time. fox news .com hannity.com. in the meantime, let not your heart be troubled. greg gutfeld is next. have a great night.
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yes. thank you. i promise i will be gentle. it's friday, so you know what that means. let's welcome tonight's guest. he's the inspiration for mannequins. fox and friends first host, todd piro. she knows fighting like biden knows biting. host of outkick the morning charlie arnold. she says it's a baby bump, but it could be gas. new york times best selling author and fox news contributor cat tib. and his tooth fairy needed a forklift. new york times bestselling author, comedian and former nwa world champion tyrus. all right, so before we
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get to some new stories, let's do this. greg's leftovers. it's leftovers where i read the jokes we didn't use this week. and as always, it's my first time reading them. so if they suck, we'll dress joe mackey as a baby and send him to meet joe biden. fight his way. last night, doctor jill biden dressed up as a panda for halloween at an event at the white house. and as you can see, joe dressed as his favorite character from the walking dead. but it makes sense for jill to dress up like a panda. after all, she's owned by china and never has sex. joe loved her costume, saying he always wanted a dalmatian as a child. this halloween weekend, the university of michigan is
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hosting a lesbian haunted house. so what makes a lesbian haunted house? well, for one, they keep the lights on. a new study shows there's not enough time in the universe for a team of monkeys to eventually type the works of shakespeare, but for a few bananas and a pot of coffee, you'll get a kilmeade book by wednesday. mark cuban claimed there are no strong, intelligent women around trump. well, i guess you could say the same thing about doug emhoff. yeah. a group supporting kamala released an ad targeting women voters married to trump supporting husbands that said no one's going to find out, i promise. funny, those are the
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same words doug said to the nanny. of a russian court ruled that google owes the country's media stations 20 decillion dollars in fines for blocking their content. wow. usually, to see that many zeroes, you'd have to go to a meeting of todd pirates fan club. the new york city marathon will take place this weekend. it's the only race where the starter's pistol is fired in self-defense. yeah. sad, but true. after 16 years, andrea mitchell says she's ending her daytime msnbc show. she says she wants to spend more time being embalmed. this is the weekend we're supposed
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to set our clocks back an hour. this is how it works. you gain an hour this weekend, and then you lose an hour when you watch this. joy behar is in trouble with her bosses at abc news for asking co-host sara haines about a same sex dalliance in college. what hypocrisy. joy. telling a woman to watch what they eat. for barack, obama recently told people magazine about advances that women made on him while he was president. come on, ladies, you're barking up the wrong tree. he's married. that's it. a tech company has developed a camera that attaches to your toilet and photographs your bowel movements. it's for people who don't have the stomach to watch
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fox and friends. we're just. we're just getting our cnn plus on right now. yeah. this week, the radio city rockettes welcomed animals for the christmas spectacular, including camels, donkeys and sheep. or as some new yorkers call them, delicious. finally, in london, someone stole 22 metric tons of award winning cheese. did someone say cheese? asked one man. never failed. never fails. oh. all right. to the news. so there's promising news for garbage everywhere, depending on which poll you look at, trump is either tied or leading in key battleground states like arizona, georgia, nevada and north carolina. and he's gaining in michigan. meanwhile, pennsylvania is a dead heat, but election maps
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are so red they remind me of the rash i got from larry kudlow's waterbed. but even cnn can't ignore it. just 28% of americans voters think the country is going in the right direction. there isn't a single time in which 28% of the american public thinks the country is going on the right track, in which the incumbent party actually won. they always lose when just 28% of the country believes that the country is on the right track. if republicans win come next week, donald trump wins, comes next week. the signs all along will have been obvious. we would look at the right direction being very low, joe biden's approval rating being very low and republicans really registering numbers. you can't say you weren't warned. you can't say you weren't warned. something i often say when the doctor checks my prostate. suffice to say, it's looking pretty good for trump and the gop. they have more wind at
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their back than joe biden. after a whole box of fiber. one. fart joke. love a fart joke? applause for farting. and that means the mainstream media is now more terrified than tim waltz had a dui checkpoint. the more they attack trump, the more everybody hates them and not him. the more they try to destroy him, the more they destroy their own reputations. but now, according to new york magazine, a few news executives are starting to face reality. one anonymous suit said, quote, the left wing attempt to deplatform trump after the 2020 election was the single biggest mistake because it forced him to create his own alternative reality ecosystem. and it only accelerated our own irrelevance. true. they chose instead to alienate half the country, having nothing in common with the people that they claim to cover. the last
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time they saw the inside of a pickup truck, nancy pelosi was still on her original eyebrows. another insider said if half the country has decided that trump is qualified to be president, that means they're not reading any of this media and we've lost this audience completely. a trump victory means mainstream media is dead in its current form. now, is that supposed to be a reason not to vote trump? hell, i was already going to vote for him just to keep keith olbermann out of women's bathrooms. but this is a way better reason. it's nice that they're starting to see the problem that they created for themselves, but the reaction to a possible trump win is only selfish. they're not saying maybe we should change how we do things. it's more like crap. what does this mean for our careers? they'll likely triple down and start calling trump, hitler, stalin, kilmeade. but if trump wins,
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they assume they screwed up. but if kamala wins, they won't. so by their own admission, they're copying to choosing the wrong side instead of instead of admitting to the failure of choosing a side to begin with. even if harris were to win, they still won't admit to their professional corruption. and if donald wins their only change won't be to rethink the bias of their cloistered bubble, but actually lean into advocacy even more. the original premise of their industry was to show people the world. now it's to show the world who they are rather than reflect reality. they reflect their terminal arrogance, and so their reputations are worse than p diddy's. but they still keep applying the baby oil. it's like the news is a zombie that doesn't know it's dead. but still walking around trying to do the same things over and over. no wonder they protected
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biden and now kamala. they thought they were one of them, all in search of brains. here he is, all right. todd. it's always okay to see you. fair. yeah. mediocre. yeah. all the bland words. yeah, yeah, yeah. you know, do you honestly think, okay, if trump wins that, there will actually be any reflection on the media for what they've done? or will they just simply triple down? no, they'll triple down. this article was the reflection. but what was so asinine about this article? they blame trump for the actions that they took that is going to lead to their extinction. the plan would have been simple and they would still be alive and have a future if they just followed to your point what their marching orders were at the outset. provide unbiased facts. let the audience decide. but instead
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they got tds. they got trump derangement syndrome, and their entire focus was on getting trump. and they threw facts to the side. that's why they're going extinct. you watch fox, even trump gets mad at fox sometimes for putting democrats on. why do we do that? because we need to present both sides of the issue that the other networks don't. that's why we're relevant. they're not. that's actually a really good point, and i'm surprised it came from you. understood. thank you. people get all crazy when like, why is this person on the five? why is it? but you have to understand that it makes your arguments better. if you are. you can't have a bond movie without a bond villain, you know? then you just have some guy in a tuxedo masturbating. but. wait, i wonder what movie did you watch that wasn't a that wasn't a bond movie. but my point is, my point is, what was my point? no no no no no. my point was his
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wednesday night. my point is the difference between fox and, say, msnbc is that we know what the other people are thinking because we have those people here, so we don't get surprised. we actually understand that there's another world out there. they don't. therefore they are suddenly realizing, here's a republican, liz cheney. yeah, exactly. that's true. they they have fake republicans. what do you make of the fact that they might be realizing they're irrelevant? well, i think that's one of the reasons why. you see people like mark zuckerberg, jeff bezos refusing to endorse kamala harris when normally in, you know, ordinary times, they would have been so quick to endorse the democratic nominee. i think they're realizing right now they don't want to be on the wrong side of history. a lot of people are realizing that because right now we are seeing the mainstream media take us down. a very deranged, dark path. even kamala harris has said it so many times. her favorite
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line is we need to turn the page on the last three and a half years, not realizing she's actually telling people they need to vote for trump. yeah, obviously we don't want to get to an ultra optimistic situation like too soon. everyone still needs to go out and vote. it is so important, but i just keep thinking of the best case scenario. i definitely see trump finishing out his term. i would love to see jd vance having his time in the sun. i would love to see. i would love to see barron trump even further. the legacy. i'm going go big or go home, right? yeah. wow. you're going away. apparently there's a lot of women at nyu who want to date barron trump. now even their moms are calling saying, this is the boy you need to, you know, make it happen with settle down. i think a lot of elites, though, are seeing the same thing and they're starting to hedge, right? yeah. somebody get greg a tuxedo. every time i wear a tuxedo, penguins try to rape me. kat, this whole thing.
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i actually was a good point in the new york issue about when they deplatform trump. it pushed him to create his own ecosystem, and now they're ruing that day. there's actually a pretty good point there. but what do you say? yeah. because when the more he talks, then there was the more chance of them to find things to latch on to where he said this. and look, i mean, i feel like everybody's pretty confident right now that trump's going to win. i do think he will. but also it's possible he wouldn't because men don't vote. yeah, it's a good but they don't men overwhelmingly more women generally actually go out there and vote than men do. it scares me because i hear that about pennsylvania. and it's like, dudes, you got to get out ther, man. maybe they will. maybe, i don't know, i don't know, but it is interesting to see. i mean, even people are saying it, you know? okay. don't be surprised. don't don't be surprised. which i don't think anybody would be. but i mean, what are they actually
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answering? a poll is one thing. and going out and voting is another. all right, tyrus, make me feel comfortable about tuesday. it's not enough. he's gonna say it's not close. i know, i know, it's not close. and the reason why is it's not even about kamala. kamala is just who they put up there. it is about the spitting in the face of the american way. and most importantly, the american man and the american family. bud light tried. we saw what happened and it wasn't the people who made videos and complained. it was the people who said, we're not buying your product anymore. this is an american movement because we've said enough and president trump is benefiting from that, not from his warm personality, but the fact that he was saying, i'm hearing you. you want policies, you want things fixed. i'm willing to do that. and they're like, we're going to listen to you. the other side doesn't say anything because they're convinced the american people are dumb. we don't know what's good for us. that's why they can put someone like kamala forth who cannot
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put a sentence together. that makes sense to any voter. so this isn't even about her. and this is a put the foot on the neck moment to where the american people are going to be heard so loud that they'll be like, the next time you decide to run the government yourself. we will not be there, because that's what this is really about. joe biden was not running this country. you spit in the intelligence of the american people. that's what this is about. but here's the thing. no matter what happens on tuesday, there is still worse things that you could hear besides your person not getting in. yeah, roll it. nothing else. worse can happen. mom. we're going to be okay. that's me. that's me as janelle from 16 and pregnant are. oh, man. my guy didn't get in the white house. and then i got a phone call. hey, dad. nothing worse. can happen. there's always something worse. all
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strong, intelligent women ever. it's just that simple. they're intimidating to him. he doesn't. he doesn't like to be challenged by them. i think stormy is intelligent. i don't think that's 100%. he's very smart. stormy, he means is like he has powers on stage and power. i know he says trump's never seen around strong, intelligent women. dude, you're on the view. leo, the only thing strong about those women is the odor of doritos and sardines. so he did this, charlie. he did this half apology. he said if anybody felt slighted and upset, he can't nail every interview. and then trump responded and said, mark cuban, a really dumb guy.
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who thinks he's hot stuff, but he's absolutely nothing. i surround myself with the strongest of women. this guy is such a fool. he's constantly on tv being critical, and only for the reason that i tuned him out completely while president because he called me incessantly, very insecure guy, major loser. always. always has been. always will be. nobody likes him. nobody respects him. and he's unattractive both inside and out. can't compete with that. i mean, and don't forget, trump also reminded us all of the really low clubhead speed that cuban has as well. which, you know, what makes cuban so upset? yeah, i just don't understand why liberals have not learned their lesson by now. when you come for trump, he is going to come back at you so hard, make you regret everything you ever said and do
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it in the most troll esque way possible. i mean, let's just think about the last two weeks. yeah, he's worked at a mcdonald's exposing kamala harris. he has driven a garbage truck. to expose joe biden. and now he's exposing mark cuban, who quite frankly, wouldn't know a strong, intelligent woman if she slapped him in the face, doug emhoff style, which he might like, actually. yeah, i don't know, greg. i've been seeing a lot of cubans recent media appearances, and i'm just curious, is he planning to publicly announce his transition or is he just keeping that for close friends and family? for now? maybe he's the strong, intelligent woman that trump needs to be surrounded by. there you go. he's the woman he was waiting for. kat. he kind of screwed himself in the comment by saying, it's just that it's that simple. it's that simple. and it's like he's never been surrounded by women ever, ever. so when you make generalizations, i love, you know, i make tons of generalizations. you have to have some exceptions to the
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generalizations. no. and then he tried to kind of say like, well, you know, i'm sorry. it's like, no, you made it very clear. and i just think it's so obvious that this was a terrible thing to say. i don't understand how you reach private jet point in your life, and you don't realize that that is not going to go well for you. yes. you don't have to agree with trump. you can hate him so much and realize that there's probably an intelligent woman around him somewhere, right? and there are, of course there are. but if you're going to, there's intelligent women around, all different kinds of people. there's intelligent women who are liberal, there are intelligent women who are republican. and to go with, of all the things you could possibly say, to go with, well, you know, he doesn't have any. you're not even attacking him at that point, right? you're attacking women for no reason who have done nothing to you. yes. so if that's the thing you're going with, then, i mean, i mean, his apology, he should have just called himself an idiot. yeah, because that was i, i don't because i,
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because when you say something, you expect a good reaction. that's why you said like, what did you expect exactly from that. yeah. yeah. it was to put it this way, it was too far for the view. it kind of sounded like, oh, there's a good there's a good segment too far for the view. it would be blank every night. well they of all the rooms that people would be like. yes. he didn't get that from them. yeah. what'd he say? well, no. behar doubled down with the stormy was the smart one. but they weren't as they weren't. you know, here's here's the thing. he wasn't. he can there's a double standard. so you can say if you don't vote for joe, you're not black. you can say if you support trump and you're a woman, you're stupid. if you're a man who votes for trump, you're a misogynistic, scary husband whose wife lives in fear because they get there is no consequence. mark cuban could have said he could have took it
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to the next level, because he knew in the area and where they're at now with the mainstream media. here's a perfect example. the comedian not connected to president trump in any way, who is known for what? trashing every group. and that's his thing, right? his comment was said at one point on an on a 40 minute news channel that had to cover weather, sports, etc. was 32 times on cable news. it was on average 144 times. so they will say it. but when cuban says it, the only people who are talking about it is fox. yeah. and when they do say, well, you know, this, that or whatever, because they don't have to apologize because when you start the conversation with the leaders. hitler. yeah. and everyone else is a nazi of course, there's dumb women making nazi babies with us non-black voters. so, i mean, it's just they they can say whatever they want because there's no consequences. so and especially now when they're throwing everything they can to
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try to shame people, because this is what happens when you have die campaign managers, you have out of touch ceos who say, you know what would be great? i'm single and no one loves me because i wanted to be in my career. what if we said that all men are bad and women had the secret vote? oh, this is a great commercial. they're out of touch. but this is what the elites are doing, and they've gotten away with it. their fear is when it's over, what's left for them. msnbc would have to fire every one of their show hosts after trump victory, because where do you go when you put pictures of nazi rallies at msnbc, at a campaign rally? where do you go from there? they are going all in. cuban's going to be all right, because even if he says dumb, he still has a private jet. yeah, yeah. unlike unlike you, i'll never. you don't even have a private. you don't even have a private bathroom. no. you. i go in the streets of new york, which makes me normal here. yeah. you get yourself, you get yourself cleaned up at the port authority men's room. don't you? yeah, only when i'm
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lonely. sure. do you think this is your tux? do you think this is when you look at people like arnold schwarzenegger, mark cuban, bill maher, geraldo pence, liz cheney, there always seems to be a personal vendetta underneath each one, like trump was mean to me. isn't that the case here? 100%? it's. it's all the ego of the left. and the irony of all this is so rich in two respects. one, they've attacked donald trump for having this massive ego and saying his ego is going to destroy the country if he's reelected. yet it is their egos that, in effect, is destroying kamala's campaign, which isn't strong to begin with. and the real irony of all this, and tyrus alluded to it, the whole campaign has been an attack on men, basically saying, if you're a man and you support donald trump, you're the bad guy. and that's not what we want for america. but you know who's destroying kamala's campaign? the men, whether it's joe biden, mark cuban, tim walz, her vp choice, mind you,
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less sense. here she is in reno yesterday. we're here because we're fighting for a democracy. fighting for a democracy. and understand the difference here. understand the difference here. moving forward, moving forward. understand the difference here. what we are looking at is a difference in this election. let's move forward and see where we are. moving forward, she couldn't move forward from that sentence. my iq moved backward. pay extra close attention to the end of this next clip. democracy can be complicated, but we believe in democracy and the right of everyone to have their voices heard. it's all right. and i
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have fought for many who have harmed other human beings. tyrus. she's fought for many who have harmed other human beings. you know, finally, she spoke the truth. i'll take it. if you need cat, there's worse things that you can say to people. yeah, but i help people who harm people. god bless. good night. that's
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my time. that's what i think. it's an excellent thing to acknowledge to a therapist. ye. right. you know what happened? definitely worth exploring. you know what happened? greg? the teleprompter went up and they cheered too long. yeah, and she panicked because. and all she could remember, she couldn't remember the connection word. so she panicked. this ain't close. i'm telling you. todd. todd. what do you think she meant? i think it was the most accurate and succinct statement she has issued. all campaign. hear me out. she has fought extremely hard to help the illegal migrants who have harmed american human beings. she has fought extremely hard to help the rioters in cities like minneapolis and cities throughout our great land that
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have harmed american human beings. and she has fought very hard to put boys into girls sports to harm american human being. girls. wow. kamala 2024. charlie, can you top that raging piece of red meat? yeah, i don't think i can top that. that was impressive. but i will say that it makes sense that she picked tim walz because he wants to befriend school shooters. so the two of them, it's a great match quite well together. i can just imagine though, like looking far down the line into the future 500 years. you have historians that are really trying to put their heads together, decipher what the hell this woman was trying to say, and it's just the greatest mystery in the world. i don't think they're going to be able to come up with an answer, and there's no chance we're coming up with an answer here. but it's very entertaining. i'm here for the vibes, if you will. yeah. who knew joe biden was a clearer speaker? yeah. kat, what do you
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denser pedestrian traffic. but i asked what happens when it's legalized and if there are more minorities jaywalking. that means more minorities will get hit by cars. so what is more racist does it though i've always thought jaywalking laws are kind of like an insult to my intelligence. really? yeah. if there's a like if there's a truck coming, i'm not going to go. yeah. you know, it's the reason i don't cross the street isn't because, like, i'm the little, little no sign. it's because of the truck. yeah. so i've always been able to figure it out for myself. so i. but maybe, maybe i'm just exceptionally intelligent. i don't know, i think that's a fair litmus test. yeah. lift it for everyone. when you're like, oh, what happened to your son? he got hit. jaywalking. oh, i'm so sorry. you had to raise that, you know what i'm saying? like, i think that's we can
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it's an acceptable loss. if we were like, jaywalking, it thins the herd. it just changed the turn it into a positive, annoying, know it all. let him cross. yes, but you know, charlie, it seems to me that, like, whenever there's something that disproportionately affects a minority, they remove the thing that could possibly make the lives of the minorities worse. no cash, bail, guys get out, and then they plague minority neighborhoods. so it's kind of like it just ends up causing it. never. there's a cyclical nature to it. yeah. and it never ends. i mean, jaywalking is an art form in new york city. i jaywalk all the time. so there's nothing new here because there's no longer a law in place. except now it's just a, you know, we've made it into a form of race baiting. i can just only imagine, though, like you said, if more minorities are now getting hit at a disproportionate rate, then that does. does that make the drivers not racist? yeah. is driving now going to be known as a hate crime? i mean, where
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are we going with this? yeah. you know, todd, that means that for once you can actually be a rebel. yeah. you could not jaywalk. you could just walk around and tell people, you know what i do? i don't jaywalk, i know it's legal, but i don't jaywalk. i can do that on my way to the real estate conference, i'm perpetually dressed to go to. yes, right. you got your wedding ring off so you can go to the bar. yeah, i threw red meat to the conservative base in the audience in the last block. i'm going to go full woke in this block. okay, i agree with this. jaywalking should not be a crime. everybody does it. there are bigger issues in the city of new york than jaywalking. so i agree with the far left that did this to me. now i know why you're doing this. i know why you're doing this. because the new york marathon and you want the runners to get hit. and if we could throw some cyclists in there, that would be everybody hates the cyclist. or maybe he wants the far left protesters,
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who we always see in the middle of the street to get hit. no comment. i'm the news guy. no, but but can i get the base back? yes. okay. the reason we had jaywalking rules in the first place. rudy giuliani put him in place to get rid of the squeegee men. so that's the issue with getting rid of. we don't want the squeegee men back, do we? go. do you like what i did there, greg? yeah. very good. was the squeegee man a boy band? yes. okay. late 90s. yeah. we're good. yes. 98 degrees. backstreet. nsync. squeegee man. squeegee man. what was their biggest hit? it was. i'm going to make you wet. okay? all right. you know, we could fix this if you want to keep it a law. this is karen's. need a makeover? yeah. so we could have the karen's be the new crossing guards, like. yes. start bringing karen's in because, you know, karen stopped an assassination. yeah. so they're kind of. look, they need a repurposing to stop blaming them for ruining all my barbecues. we need to start bringing them and allow them to, like, put them in charge of crossing and handing out the tickets. yeah. there's some.
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